Steven Seagal Force Of Execution - He Doesn't Realize He's The Villain - Worst Movie Ever

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Space Ice

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@SpaceIce
@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын
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@JussyMoyo
@JussyMoyo Жыл бұрын
Pleaaase do solo 1996
@h2w25
@h2w25 Жыл бұрын
All of my black friends wear socks with sandals… I’ve never understood it, but there’s no getting around it
@xavierquintana2734
@xavierquintana2734 Жыл бұрын
When you doing HIGHLANDER? I mean, the dude had an orgasm after cutting a dudes head off on a parking lot! How badass is that!!!???
@joootooobboosheet2486
@joootooobboosheet2486 Жыл бұрын
LOL! I wish I could hit LIKE a million times. Your comedy is gold, and makes me actually want to watch this movie!
@Acesahn
@Acesahn Жыл бұрын
Hey Space Ice! How long are you gonna duck and hide from the one GOOD Steven Seagal movie even you can't spin otherwise. Under Siege... I dare you, try and make it look bad!
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby Жыл бұрын
Space Ice has built an an entire channel off of trashing Seagal, Can't help but respect that
@Epofapent
@Epofapent Жыл бұрын
Space ice showed the world...
@donnymcgahan1158
@donnymcgahan1158 Жыл бұрын
Didn't realize how many of these movies there were until this channel
@Edward-6909
@Edward-6909 Жыл бұрын
Respect & well earned
@andrewalker2056
@andrewalker2056 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 I've literally went back and watched all those Segal movies because this channel
@scottgill2643
@scottgill2643 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for his take on Under Siege 1 and 2.
@BrutalFoX.
@BrutalFoX. Жыл бұрын
these reviews are the reason I hope Steven Segal keep making movies
@theticalfawn
@theticalfawn Жыл бұрын
strong competition ina real stupid .... department :D
@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n
@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n Жыл бұрын
Yeah, so we can laugh our heads off at how awful they are!
@mattpierre891
@mattpierre891 Жыл бұрын
We still haven't even touched Segal pretending to be a sheriff in Louisiana. And that's a whole 'nother level of terrible.
@hagdore
@hagdore Жыл бұрын
There's speculation that the real reason these movies are made is that they're a front for a money laundering operation. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but this sounds plausible, given the type of individual Segal is.
@BluSpykz
@BluSpykz Жыл бұрын
He hasn't made a movie in 4 years. And with him pledging allegiance with and to Russia recently, I don't see him moving back to America to make more.
@charlesyoung9980
@charlesyoung9980 Жыл бұрын
If you ever feel like your life is going nowhere and you'll never amount to much of anything, just remember Steven Seagal is still making movies.
@Cold_Cactus
@Cold_Cactus Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced he's involved in a mob money laundering racket
@treystephens6166
@treystephens6166 Жыл бұрын
I’m a part time dishwasher…
@sethwick8348
@sethwick8348 Жыл бұрын
​@@Cold_Cactushe is. He has been from the very beginning of his movie career.
@CJ00014
@CJ00014 Жыл бұрын
At least he is making money
@richardklambie
@richardklambie Жыл бұрын
Segal keeps all our hopes and dreams alive!
@thrillathakilla
@thrillathakilla Жыл бұрын
"Six months later and word got out he's in a Segal movie, so now he's unhirable" 😂OMG
@anomaloushost4865
@anomaloushost4865 4 ай бұрын
Well at least he figured that out a decade later and became self-employed with his film Life After Fighting.
@wildmooseking
@wildmooseking Жыл бұрын
I've noticed a pattern in these movies where there always is a younger, more physically capable actor who's actually in shape and can fight, but he's always either: -killed -betrays Waddle Seagal -Has to admit that Waddle Seagal is cooler than him -Was always the bad guy If that isn't the saddest projection ever, I don’t know what is.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 10 ай бұрын
There has to be actual action in the movie, but it's a Seagal movie, so someone else has to do it. But Seagal is also that super badass, so the guy who does stuff can't be better than the penguin
@LostOneOmega
@LostOneOmega 4 ай бұрын
Or crippled.
@Bigedub101
@Bigedub101 4 ай бұрын
​@@HappyBeezerStudiosThey had a few movies where the guy was a bad ass and better fighter cause it was dude from Mortal Kombat
@markwilkinson294
@markwilkinson294 Жыл бұрын
"you might could have a job." Seagal's work ethic.
@DangerLurking
@DangerLurking Жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂almost said the same nonsense
@startedskating86
@startedskating86 Жыл бұрын
It might could be an illusion
@jayforeman5299
@jayforeman5299 Жыл бұрын
​@@startedskating86You not be lying.
@owie4070
@owie4070 Жыл бұрын
​@@startedskating86😂😂
@pinkcashmeres
@pinkcashmeres Жыл бұрын
This is also my work ethic when the clock says 4:30pm.
@bogus69
@bogus69 Жыл бұрын
I love how seagal puts on the same uniform for every movie. He even rocks his “spec ops” wardrobe towards the end. 💀
@deucepickle2091
@deucepickle2091 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was like, oh shit, he put on his tactical scarf.
@gosforthlad
@gosforthlad 11 ай бұрын
​@@deucepickle2091Comment of the week !
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 10 ай бұрын
he just shows up in his own clothes and decided to feel tacticool that day and they had to roll with it.
@jacobfreeman8198
@jacobfreeman8198 10 ай бұрын
I mean have you put jeans on a wrecking ball
@bogus69
@bogus69 10 ай бұрын
@@jacobfreeman8198 that’s the best answer I’ve seen 😂
@Okijuben
@Okijuben Жыл бұрын
I tried to watch one of Seagal's movies recently and it was physically impossible, it was so unbearable. Space Ice makes Seagal awesome; which makes Space Ice an international hero.
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 Жыл бұрын
And you've got to admire the stoicism of the man Ice, no one else could actually watch one of these and translate it into something entertaining to boot!
@Okijuben
@Okijuben Жыл бұрын
@@skylined5534 Yes, one could even say he improves the script/storyline by 1000%. His version is much more accurate than the Seagal movie itself.
@johnrust592
@johnrust592 Жыл бұрын
I watched "Born to Raise Hell" to review for my podcast. That was one of the worst decisions I ever made in my life.
@williamwalker-bm5mz
@williamwalker-bm5mz Жыл бұрын
Seagals first 5 movies, early in his career, were great films. I admit, he kinda fell off though. At least he started out good...give em a little credit....im just sayin🙄
@joshcarter-com
@joshcarter-com Жыл бұрын
I rewatched some of the old ones recently. They’re not terrible but only Under Siege is what I’d call genuinely good.
@sougata7
@sougata7 Жыл бұрын
"He agreed to be in a Seagal movie, so he won't say No to anything." LOL
@SixxThirtyFive
@SixxThirtyFive Жыл бұрын
It's so sad to see these actors put on a brave face and act their little hearts out, while OBVIOUSLY falling on hard times.
@Pyke64
@Pyke64 Жыл бұрын
"It's an arms race of stupidity and it's escalating quickly" sounds suspiciously like Seagal's career.
@meezysnipefest878
@meezysnipefest878 Жыл бұрын
Verbal gold
@unlimited-6183
@unlimited-6183 Жыл бұрын
that's the face of someone who he's gonna die - it turns out he's really fd - but hes.... and she's a woman - she's hideous anyway, so stfu - LOL This dude is hilarious !!
@pk1645
@pk1645 Жыл бұрын
Nobody could compete in a race of stupidity with Sensai Seagull.
@powerofme7144
@powerofme7144 11 ай бұрын
Slappy patty cake hands race
@RRVCrinale
@RRVCrinale 5 ай бұрын
That's gotta be a tagline for a later movie.
@ControlAllDa1337
@ControlAllDa1337 Жыл бұрын
"You have to wake up real early in the afternoon to pull a slow one on Seagal" 💀
@armageddonmma8907
@armageddonmma8907 Жыл бұрын
can someone explain that to me lol
@ControlAllDa1337
@ControlAllDa1337 Жыл бұрын
@@armageddonmma8907 if we have to explain it, then you might be Steven Seagal.
@mojebi3804
@mojebi3804 Жыл бұрын
@@ControlAllDa1337 He may not be familiar with English/American sayings like "pull a fast one" to get it. Dipshit.
@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine 10 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Diego-zz1df
@Diego-zz1df 9 ай бұрын
@@armageddonmma8907 - wake up **real early** - in the **afternoon**
@josephsalmonte4995
@josephsalmonte4995 Жыл бұрын
How can you hate this film? Brilliant performances by Hector, Hector and Hector 😂
@deanwinchester7179
@deanwinchester7179 Жыл бұрын
Hector was really good too
@ordohereticus3427
@ordohereticus3427 Жыл бұрын
Lol!
@relicdad88
@relicdad88 Жыл бұрын
Was 1 of those hectors Andy Barkley sure looked like it dnt kno 4 sure tho way 2 many hectors lol
@Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box
@Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box Жыл бұрын
Oh please, Hector carried the whole movie. Thank God he was there to cover for Hector's lack of emotional acting range.
@BloodEdgeExtreme2000
@BloodEdgeExtreme2000 Жыл бұрын
How dare u forget about Hector, he was so good he almost made Seagal look like a rookie
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 10 ай бұрын
Probably the best cast of all the Seagal movies Seagal, Marcellus Seagallus, witch doctor Machete, Dollar Store Terry Crews, The Seagal Superfan, Hector, Hector and Hector, their buddy Hector and his buddy Hector. That almost sounds like a Seagal parody on it's own.
@Bigedub101
@Bigedub101 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ILLRICARDO
@ILLRICARDO Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if Steven Segal falls on top of you, it is called the force of execution.
@ClassicJoyfulMemories
@ClassicJoyfulMemories 11 ай бұрын
Underrated comment!
@shivaramabharadwaja2234
@shivaramabharadwaja2234 5 ай бұрын
No that's his fart
@uriahuriah3792
@uriahuriah3792 3 ай бұрын
​@@shivaramabharadwaja2234😂
@rubynall80
@rubynall80 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who thinks being in a porno is a career killer later in life, clearly had never been in a Steven Seagal film.
@jennifergilkey
@jennifergilkey Жыл бұрын
🤣
@bananaempijama
@bananaempijama Жыл бұрын
😅😅 indeed
@cybercop0083
@cybercop0083 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know about that. I consider them the Vegas of Films. What happens in a Seagal film, stays in a Seagal film.
@portrasdamascara8750
@portrasdamascara8750 Жыл бұрын
Doents kwon about a brasilian actor in big shows of drama began doing porn and later became deputy in Federal house of Brasil name is frota kk😅
@joe-zj8js
@joe-zj8js Жыл бұрын
Great take brother
@michaelsaenz
@michaelsaenz Жыл бұрын
“How do I get out of here?” That, legit made me laugh, my ass off, knowing that the exit sign is behind . 😂😂😂😂😂
@danielkokal8819
@danielkokal8819 9 ай бұрын
he was probably asking himself that right after joining the cast.
@SuperDutyDave
@SuperDutyDave 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@derfskoorb3582
@derfskoorb3582 3 ай бұрын
That was the funniest part of this video lol
@StreetComp
@StreetComp 16 күн бұрын
😂 IKR, why tf is he asking Seagull how to get out of there!? Hahahahah
@AbbreviatedReviews
@AbbreviatedReviews Жыл бұрын
I love that the guy has to keep using his hands the whole movie despite also having to pretend they're not functional.
@Christopher-qq4dl
@Christopher-qq4dl Жыл бұрын
😂
@mrdaym
@mrdaym Жыл бұрын
When you really think about it, it gets stupider. There's no floor here folks.
@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine 10 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Absolute_Goblin
@Absolute_Goblin 7 ай бұрын
Did I understand correctly? He did everything right so Seagal tortured him and permanently took away his use of his hands so he can never fight or work again...to protect him? If that's right Seagal truly is the villain without even understanding it. What an idiot psychopath
@ThatsOneNiceKitty
@ThatsOneNiceKitty Жыл бұрын
One thing I’ve learned from your channel is, whatever happens at the beginning of a Seagal movie doesn’t matter and is never mentioned again.
@davidknightx
@davidknightx Жыл бұрын
My god this is the channel that just keeps on delivering. Absolutely lost it at "How do I get out of here" and the squeak at the end. 10/10 review.
@francescobicci3314
@francescobicci3314 Жыл бұрын
FFS "penguins his way down to the strip club" got me good.
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын
Seagal has put out a lot of movies that I never heard of until Space Ice roasted them
@vuey23
@vuey23 Жыл бұрын
I thought he had stopped making movies in the 90s 😅
@kman215
@kman215 Жыл бұрын
Me too. I didn't know he was still making all these movies
@shaz2761
@shaz2761 Жыл бұрын
TBF I don't think the cast and crew have heard of this movie either
@MoeHamHead-bx7og
@MoeHamHead-bx7og 10 ай бұрын
This was in the glory days when they were still made in the U.S. and even had some recognizable co-stars. Now he makes them in places like Romania and uses CGI made on a Commodore 64.
@shaheemahmed9932
@shaheemahmed9932 3 ай бұрын
He puts a lot of money laundering schemes every year.
@paulgoogol2652
@paulgoogol2652 Жыл бұрын
"He's in a Seagul movie. So he can't say 'no' to anything." This got me rolling on the floor. I don't remember if I was laughing or crying because it's the saddest realization that a person, that trys to make ends meet, can have.
@onikin
@onikin Жыл бұрын
Yup. The secret of Hollywood is that most actors live paycheck to paycheck, often with second jobs. You don't turn down roles.
@Jus-Too-Smoove
@Jus-Too-Smoove Жыл бұрын
“Dollar General Terry Crews.” 😂😂😂. 9:39
@evanblake5252
@evanblake5252 Жыл бұрын
How Space Ice has endured this many Seagal movies without becoming a broken husk of a man, I will never know.
@uriahuriah3792
@uriahuriah3792 3 ай бұрын
😄😄
@insidevoices6374
@insidevoices6374 Жыл бұрын
“You have to wake up real early in the afternoon to pull a slow one on Segal.” That was good. I laughed out loud in real life
@safari.3d887
@safari.3d887 2 ай бұрын
you and me both
@orphanpixels
@orphanpixels Жыл бұрын
Mad respect for recognising the contribution of Hector. You a real one.
@ClaytonBigsby93
@ClaytonBigsby93 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, Hector was ok but it was Hector who really stole the show from Hector in this one. Hector take notes
@skliff5907
@skliff5907 Жыл бұрын
"Just fixing your hands with scorpions bro" Also "How the hell do I get out of here, HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE!" 'Ho-ly Shit..." with Segal's face both killed me 🤣
@shoveltricker7024
@shoveltricker7024 Жыл бұрын
the way he says "mega blockbuster hit movie" gets me everytime
@swanclipper
@swanclipper Жыл бұрын
you do realise, out of all of us, Space Ice actually watches these, enough times (at least more than once) to make funny story lines to the shit that's really happening. Do any of you think you could watch one steven seagal movie and write a script reviewing it in any way? Space Ice, keep going man.
@comfibold
@comfibold Жыл бұрын
Nearly broke my ribs laughing so hard at that squeaky toy noise.
@andrewleah1983
@andrewleah1983 Жыл бұрын
Is it not supposed to be a squeaky toy?
@dronessential
@dronessential 7 ай бұрын
No​@@andrewleah1983
@txtamaman
@txtamaman 6 ай бұрын
Me too..I swear I've watched that over and over
@tomasbarta3020
@tomasbarta3020 Жыл бұрын
"We have an arms race of stupidity on our hands - and it's escalating fast." - What a gem of one-liner!
@jealousmuch888
@jealousmuch888 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 I can't with this man!!❤
@JR-gl1nx
@JR-gl1nx Жыл бұрын
You snatched every MF’ing birthday with this video 🪦 🎂
@brianbriody8037
@brianbriody8037 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@LightBrownRecluse
@LightBrownRecluse Жыл бұрын
This might could be the comment of the day.
@bigfootprints5643
@bigfootprints5643 Жыл бұрын
Def the comment of the day😭😭😭😭😭
@sts25186055
@sts25186055 Жыл бұрын
You misspelled “birfday.”
@Illustraful
@Illustraful Жыл бұрын
This comment was like a monkey trying to f a football.
@SlamBaron
@SlamBaron Жыл бұрын
The fact he keeps calling Ving Rhames Marcellus Wallace instead is hilarious.
@Nick-ty9us
@Nick-ty9us 3 ай бұрын
Because that’s his most famous role
@steppeterwolf
@steppeterwolf 2 ай бұрын
He actually said Marcellus Seagal-is which is even better
@wilhelmvillagracia9670
@wilhelmvillagracia9670 Жыл бұрын
Damn how I missed Space Ice Roasting Steven Segal in his own movies.
@theenchiladakid1866
@theenchiladakid1866 Жыл бұрын
I almost died from that Three Stooges sound bite, you have to do it more
@Parocha
@Parocha Жыл бұрын
The “might could” blockbuster hit word combo makes a comeback 😂
@rob.parsnips
@rob.parsnips Жыл бұрын
I hate to defend Seagal but that’s definitely an already established rustic idiom, I think it’s kinda old timey Texas maybe.
@Parocha
@Parocha 11 ай бұрын
@@rob.parsnips 1. That does not make it any less wrong 2. This only makes seagal more cringe - worthy, as it’s another of his cultural appropriations 😂
@sephen131
@sephen131 10 ай бұрын
They REALLY dont like thats guy's hands 😂
@sugabrowndominguez4614
@sugabrowndominguez4614 Жыл бұрын
Omg that squeaky toy had me in tears. Another Masterpiece Mr Iceman.
@brentwalker8596
@brentwalker8596 Жыл бұрын
"you might could have a job". Classic Seagal.
@Nanobot1989
@Nanobot1989 Жыл бұрын
God I love this channel. At first your voice was really difficult but after getting a few minutes in it’s clearly the only and best voice to review these horrible movies. Keep up the great work! My favorite line of all time is still “I built this cabin with my own..money”
@TheBatman-1989
@TheBatman-1989 Жыл бұрын
Best voice ever
@EvertfromNederland
@EvertfromNederland Жыл бұрын
💯
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 Жыл бұрын
It's like Mel Blanc roasting the seagull.
@jaggedj7025
@jaggedj7025 Жыл бұрын
I disagree. The voice was a hit from the very beginning. It's the old movie trailer voice, extended cut.
@BoraHorzaGobuchul
@BoraHorzaGobuchul Жыл бұрын
Works great at 1.5x speed, this makes it even more sarcastic
@disposablehero4911
@disposablehero4911 Жыл бұрын
"So they went with stupid", got me.😂
@warrencarrigan1189
@warrencarrigan1189 Жыл бұрын
So my fiancé finds these annoying. However my daughter who is increasingly taking after me more and more heard this video and found it very funny. You made my week. Possibly the rest of my year. Thank you!
@TheEntertainmentguro
@TheEntertainmentguro Жыл бұрын
Gotta love when segal has 3 random “escorts” hanging out with him unnecessarily with no dialogue
@mediocreman2
@mediocreman2 9 ай бұрын
Would you really want to hear them complain? 😅
@augusto2006-amg
@augusto2006-amg Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal really thinks he's the good guy?😂
@juzoli
@juzoli Жыл бұрын
That was in his previous movies. He might’ve realized he is not fooling anyone, and went full villain here. He just forgot to write another protagonist for this movie, so it is all about bad people fighting each other.
@ivanivanovichrasputin3098
@ivanivanovichrasputin3098 Жыл бұрын
@@juzoliI don’t think he has the awareness to realize he’s not fooling anyone. How can he realize that when he’s literally fooling himself every day into thinking he’s an expert at everything 😂😂
@AztecUnshaven
@AztecUnshaven Жыл бұрын
​@@ivanivanovichrasputin3098He has legitimate Japanese Judo and Aikido black belts at a very high level, all jokes aside.
@maxk880
@maxk880 5 ай бұрын
@@AztecUnshaven Yeah? I'd love to see him do judo lol. You need actual athleticism for that. Let alone be a uke in a roll throw.. He's an expert at judo, just like he is the second coming of that Tibetan Monk. The guy is an enigma and the biggest fake liar ever
@AztecUnshaven
@AztecUnshaven 5 ай бұрын
@@maxk880 Well, you can ask BJJ Black Belt "Razor" Rey Garcia about Seagal's black belt skills. Rey trained on the mats with Seagal in the late 90s, early 2000's, and he confirmed Seagal was a Judo black belt. He also confirmed Seagal threw him all over the place with ease.
@scottdoleac5651
@scottdoleac5651 Жыл бұрын
I was having a bad day ice man. Thank you for making it better
@tnaf4950
@tnaf4950 Жыл бұрын
head up bro! if sensei could make it, so do we!
@grapeshot
@grapeshot Жыл бұрын
He did the unforgivable he actually made part of a Steven Seagal movie watchable 😂
@biffski01
@biffski01 Жыл бұрын
Space Ice should come with a health warning. I very nearly had a heart attack about half way through; I was laughing so hard.
@King-IbnDragon
@King-IbnDragon 3 ай бұрын
"How do I get outta here?", while standing next to a big ass 'Exit' sign.🤣
@bobxyzp
@bobxyzp Жыл бұрын
At first I was like “another one? All these seagal movies are identical, do we need to cover all of them?” But that “how do I get out of here?” bit was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. I never should’ve doubted space ice
@orgANGmo
@orgANGmo Жыл бұрын
Not as good as the same situation, but being a main plot for the movie. The one where Seagal fights zombies.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 10 ай бұрын
Seagal waddles with an air of confidence rarely seen these days
@austineittreim5085
@austineittreim5085 Жыл бұрын
Imagine Space Ice describing what he does for a living to someone.
@younghannibal7434
@younghannibal7434 Жыл бұрын
I know right 😂😂😂😂
@MrZyphR
@MrZyphR Жыл бұрын
What do you for work? Space ice "I snatch muthafuckr birthdays"
@HartleySan
@HartleySan 10 ай бұрын
"I make the impossible possible." "What?" "I watch Steven Seagal movies and make them funny." "What?!" "I cure depression for millions of people, motherfucker!"
@Bigedub101
@Bigedub101 9 ай бұрын
​@@MrZyphRWalks like a black man, breathes like a killer
@acrustykrab
@acrustykrab 7 ай бұрын
He might could gave a job
@estebanmedina4140
@estebanmedina4140 Жыл бұрын
All the non famous Mexican being called hector had me dying every time 😂😂😂😂
@dollarcostbackpacker1226
@dollarcostbackpacker1226 Жыл бұрын
The lead hector. Is litterally named hector... and every movie his name is hector..... every movie. Batman or the purge. Doesnt matter. Always named hector.
@youtubecensors5419
@youtubecensors5419 Жыл бұрын
It's one of the extremely rare instances of a Seagal film being 100% true to reality and believable.
@estebanmedina4140
@estebanmedina4140 Жыл бұрын
@@youtubecensors5419 lmao 🤣😂😂
@estebanmedina4140
@estebanmedina4140 Жыл бұрын
@@dollarcostbackpacker1226 Hector it's like a virus name, it got spread to the other Hispanic actors lol
@ombra711
@ombra711 11 ай бұрын
Hector is actually named Hector though.
@tjz325
@tjz325 11 ай бұрын
The angry squeak got me 😂
@themoviedealers
@themoviedealers Жыл бұрын
He walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.
@chomosuke0720
@chomosuke0720 Жыл бұрын
Just found out I passed my Chemical Engineering Board Exams today and Space Ice uploading another masterpiece just sealed the deal on this awesome day. Thanks guys! Means a lot
@floydbutnotsopink6328
@floydbutnotsopink6328 Жыл бұрын
Congrats, bro.
@TheUnkBoogie
@TheUnkBoogie Жыл бұрын
Congratulations!!
@Ender7j
@Ender7j Жыл бұрын
Woot! Congrats man!
@kelvinamita9186
@kelvinamita9186 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@TheUnkBoogie
@TheUnkBoogie Жыл бұрын
@@Norman-j7m Hater speak.
@darrenturner3534
@darrenturner3534 Жыл бұрын
Okay im convinced that the way that steven segal names his movies is that he tosses a dictionary into a shredder, throws three darts at the shreddings and goes from there.
@Illustraful
@Illustraful Жыл бұрын
I love how over the years his early movie titles have been reused with just a couple of changes. Out for Justice became Mercenary for Justice. Hard to Kill became Out for a Kill.
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Жыл бұрын
And he throws the darts without looking
@gamerlamer
@gamerlamer Жыл бұрын
I live for your seagal reviews. I haven't laughed out loud in years until i found your channel watching one of these. I've watched every one at least 10 times. I literally yelled out YES! when i got the notification just now 😂 I just want to seriously say thank you. You've gotten me through some hard times recently. Looking forward already to your next one, or another match up against van damme. It'll be a close one like the rest, but i think van damme could pull out the win. VAN DAMME = BADASS. SEAGUL = FAT LOSER.
@ashvandal5697
@ashvandal5697 Жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my coffee. I mean everything you say is hysterical but I took a sip right when you said “oh ya that dude they broke his hands to keep him out of danger, well the plan has changed”.
@prometheustrilogy
@prometheustrilogy 7 ай бұрын
"Cant even finish his lemon plate" 😂😂😂 I had to zoom in on the plate....and yep...its a plate of lemons. Wtf
@psychotictactoe
@psychotictactoe Жыл бұрын
I almost lost consciousness from laughing at Ving Rhames and his squeaky toy 🤣
@Brotha00
@Brotha00 Жыл бұрын
Big U as Dollar General Terry Cruze is unbelievably funny 😂
@Bigedub101
@Bigedub101 9 ай бұрын
​@@Brotha00Bruh i had to rewind twice to hear that😂😂😂
@cgsweat
@cgsweat Жыл бұрын
I can proudly say I've never watched any Seagal movies, but I have this sneaking feeling that the Space Ice reviews are 10,000 times more entertaining.
@QueeferSutherland1
@QueeferSutherland1 Жыл бұрын
The last of his I watched was about 200Ibs ago.
@kitkat12326
@kitkat12326 Жыл бұрын
I grew up watching old Seagal movies, but I think the last one I ever watched was Half Past Dead and it was what made me go "Okay... no more." I actually liked his older stuff, like Fire Down Below and Marked For Death
@AnikMonette
@AnikMonette Жыл бұрын
Belly of the Beast is Good Bad imo. At the end I was howling with laughter because Seagal thinks he's godman invincible!😂
@sole__doubt
@sole__doubt Жыл бұрын
His first 5 movies are actually good action movies. After Under Siege the quality falls off really fast.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 Жыл бұрын
Watch Above the Law, Under Siege and Marked for Death. The rest of his films rank between mediocre to a crime against cinema and humanity
@ThaSpeedsterZ
@ThaSpeedsterZ Жыл бұрын
HECTOR , HECTOR AND HECTOR???!!! I'm cryingggg!!!!! LMFAOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@adude9882
@adude9882 Жыл бұрын
Seagal can not only talk the talk but also waddle the walk.
@jcolbe18
@jcolbe18 Жыл бұрын
Yo that squeak after “you can go eff ya mother” had me rolling foreal😂😂😂
@TheMadMatter
@TheMadMatter Жыл бұрын
"Goes full three stooges on them". I must use that line next time I see a dumb fight!
@MsRadred6116
@MsRadred6116 Жыл бұрын
DAMN! They really dragged Marsellus Wallace into this shit! 😳
@halloire
@halloire Жыл бұрын
No, it's Marsellus Seagalis
@sts25186055
@sts25186055 Жыл бұрын
He is now a permanent part of Seagal’s crew. His job is to give the “Pride never helps, it only hurts” speech to all of Seagal’s new co-stars to get them in the proper frame of mind.
@ozz3272
@ozz3272 Жыл бұрын
​@@halloire😂😂😂
@itrorev
@itrorev Жыл бұрын
Worse than that, they dragged that dude who always plays Hector into this shit!
@deathlab
@deathlab Жыл бұрын
Marcelus Seagalus has me 💀
@sinethembangundana8071
@sinethembangundana8071 Жыл бұрын
😁😅🤣
@pissedoff-is1mt
@pissedoff-is1mt 10 ай бұрын
You are the best channel on here, you always make me laugh. Awesome!!
@mathieulanglois-buswell7055
@mathieulanglois-buswell7055 Жыл бұрын
They remembered Steven's motto ''It's gonna get stupid around here'' 😂😂😂😂
@ironmindvideopodcast9309
@ironmindvideopodcast9309 Жыл бұрын
Marcellus Seagallus shook my belly laughing
@TheSunMoon
@TheSunMoon Жыл бұрын
Cant believe i happen to wake up at 3am just to be notified of a Space Ice upload😂 life's good when there's Seagal video
@Dadc0rd
@Dadc0rd Жыл бұрын
When it comes to disappointing Segal never disappoints.
@csco72
@csco72 Жыл бұрын
“Marcellus Seagalus” oh f**k me! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 Seagal actually had a decent budget for this movie to be able to afford both Ving Rhames and Danny Trejo as extras… Someone had cash to burn!
@maxshultz6502
@maxshultz6502 Жыл бұрын
You got to wake up real early in the afternoon to pull a slowone on Seagal... best line ever. 😂
@Rollin_Pagan
@Rollin_Pagan Жыл бұрын
The shout out only from Seagal double was a huge win.....plus all those Hectors for finding it 😂
@Holypikemanz
@Holypikemanz 8 ай бұрын
"HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE" with the exit sign right behind him. Dude, Im crying laughing.
@Ender7j
@Ender7j Жыл бұрын
The squeaky toy noises and the very first opening line…the reasons I sub to watch Space Ice make the best content on this platform. Thanks again!
@TheVictorLoyiso
@TheVictorLoyiso Жыл бұрын
Seagal movie auditions must be so simple. If you can be hit by him, talk about how awesome he is, are a stripper or a body double that can just stand there (even if you look nothing like him), you’re hired. 💀
@ejcejc4113
@ejcejc4113 Жыл бұрын
"He can't even finish his lemon plate" lol wtf man
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 Жыл бұрын
Went to your channel for the action movie appreciation, stayed for the merciless and deserved Seagal roasting
@bob8776
@bob8776 Жыл бұрын
This channel is the only reason why I hope Seagal never stops making movies
@benjamminonabudget85
@benjamminonabudget85 Жыл бұрын
This channel is getting the recognition it deserves, you guys are awesome!
@njasanie23
@njasanie23 Жыл бұрын
Space ice goes to sleep thinking of new ways to show us how dumb segal is I love it
@IsaacMuntz
@IsaacMuntz 11 ай бұрын
He edits his vids in his sleep
@Disconnect350
@Disconnect350 Жыл бұрын
Notice how in all these Seagal movies the younger, actually athletic and fit sidekick always gets the short end of the stick, is made to look like a fool who messes up while Seagal is always a wise badass who's 10 steps ahead. Talk about ego.
@markbrisec3972
@markbrisec3972 Жыл бұрын
"Marcelus Wallace and Seagal go way back to Seagal's Gimp days"... Oh man, I know I keep repeating this but this one had me laughing my ass off. I didn't catch it the first time and kind of glimpsed over it but on a second watch it all clicked... Space, you've done it again.. Great job...
@domasz4465
@domasz4465 Жыл бұрын
These lines can’t get any better “Just fixing your hands with scorpions bro, you know normal shit”
@chiraqfinley8165
@chiraqfinley8165 Жыл бұрын
The added sound effects were hilarious 😂😂
@russellnash4059
@russellnash4059 4 ай бұрын
Omg the exit sign right next to him 😂😂😂 Space Ice is an international treasure.
@Kav1an
@Kav1an 7 ай бұрын
I lost it when you said "Dollar General Terry Cruz" lol
@MrRomansk1
@MrRomansk1 Жыл бұрын
When I just saw the thumbnail I swear to god I chuckled and thought to myself: „jesus how many of those are out there.“
@rhinox3474
@rhinox3474 Жыл бұрын
Now there will be a lemon shortage because everyone wants a lemon plate like Segal.
@gooby_pls
@gooby_pls Жыл бұрын
Force of Execution is a masterpiece. When I first saw it, right after steven seagal's first scene I stood up from my chair and yelled 'GIVE HIM THE OSCAR'
@matthewbarnes1259
@matthewbarnes1259 10 ай бұрын
A full blown coup by Marcellus Seagallus😂
@GabrielAngelfire
@GabrielAngelfire Жыл бұрын
"Hector, Hector and Hector" got me. Dude, lol
@MsNikkieMichelle
@MsNikkieMichelle Жыл бұрын
Seagal movies are pretty close to all the proof that’s needed to realize we’re already in purgatory. Getting through any number of torturous, trying minutes watching Seagal and surviving mentally, spiritually and emotionally is the ultimate judgement/testament of our strength perseverance and unwavering faith to whatever God/goddess/deities worshipped.
@CLBarr
@CLBarr Жыл бұрын
Hector LITERALLY plays Hector in every role he has!😂😂😂😂
@sygmarvexarion7891
@sygmarvexarion7891 Жыл бұрын
Same as Michelle Rodriguez always playing Michelle Rodriguez.
@kenshinhimura6280
@kenshinhimura6280 11 ай бұрын
@@sygmarvexarion7891 And Tony Stark always playing Tony Stark in every damn movie
@Romanyourcousin
@Romanyourcousin Жыл бұрын
Waking up to a Space Ice video gotta be the best feeling ever
@ggartwork
@ggartwork 11 ай бұрын
Hector, Hector and Hector....😂😂😂😂
@Pandalka
@Pandalka Жыл бұрын
I love that all of your reviews are spoken in CAPSLOCK 😂
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