Spatula Madness: Dividends

Belinda gets a boost to her financial portfolio.
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[@SubLordHawk]

"I don't even know what that team does." "You're the team lead." So damn accurate.

[@ZephyrGlaze]

The most reassuring thing about the Spatula Madness series is that it tells us we're not alone in our suffering.

[@noviatoria2436]

Ive been watching KZbin for like 11 years and this channel making wild, hilarious, horrific animation is the only constant across all that time. Never change, filmcow

[@PronteCo]

I just realized this is absolutely true. Tbh CollegeHumor is also still somewhat alive, but Jason is on another level

[@garrettjones6793]

Amen

[@TokenTombstone]

John McCain Vegetable Friends song is an all time psychedelic banger. FilmCow definitely puts out.

[@ferd617]

@@PronteCo MrWeebl is the only other contender, for me. (Badgers just had its 20th anniversary this year!)

[@longshanksgunner5478]

The year is 1997. An office intern named Jason sits at the water cooler, staring blankly at the breakroom kitchen. "Hey there Jason, watcha thinkin about". "Not much" says Jason. "Just thinkin about business stuff".

[@albertskoften1452]

(The other person was Chris, and the CEO was Nick)

[@adamsuniverse]

Thank you for fighting for your art. Yours is a welcome voice in this troubled time.

[@filmcow]

Thanks, I appreciate it! I'm very glad to have the video back up.

[@aestevalis0]

As a walking corpse possessed by its own ghost whose only job is collecting stock dividends, I can confirm that the dance is truly amazing.

[@orez1017]

Returned from the legal abyss, Spatula Madness can not be contained. The Miller Account is truly unstoppable.

[@QuasarManiac]

Theory, the entire extended Filmcow universe is connected solely through the existence of the Miller Account

[@ferd617]

Twist: Filmcow *IS* the Miller Account!

[@kevboard]

very Remedy-esque 🤣

[@judydodd3673]

The Miller account is a universal constant

[@QuantumElectricians]

There will be an Apple TV show similar to Monarch just called "Miller", exploring the various connections with an all star cast.

[@cedthebear3664]

Yes

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Spatuala Madness fills me with spatula gladness once again, I hope this series never divid-ends.

[@nekomancer47]

How long did it take you to come up with that one

[@garrettjones6793]

Bravo

[@htomerif]

But its edited. Flawed. Was it just punctuation? Or something critical to the comment. We'll never know, but there will always be doubt.

[@garrettjones6793]

@@htomerif it’s just business

[@leonavis]

@@garrettjones6793 business of death

[@farawaytales4396]

God, Filmcow you did great job of making who I assume to be the CEO (spatula with blonde hair on desk) really threatening without being too obvious about it. When you hear him speak you just feel some sort of feeling lurking behind the words. Like how everything has strings, and he's the hand pulling them along.

[@grannys_sinister_corn_matrix]

The fact that he seems to be effortlessly reading her mind without her consent, and she's just resigned to it.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@grannys_sinister_corn_matrixshe can’t even pretend not to want those stock options

[@dragonpofficial]

Just noticed that every time Belinda's boss pulls Belinda's thoughts out onto the open, he prefaces it by saying "Tell me"

[@SpaceShip-Orion]

There are 3 properties where the the concept of bureaucracy and unknowable eldritch horrors are one in the same -Half Life -FilmCow -Real life sometimes Always great to see you share videos!

[@Yipper64]

what was that last one?

[@SpaceShip-Orion]

@@Yipper64 uhhhh Half Life?

[@EGOHVCbcn]

Filmcow back with dropping some hard lines through the most ridiculous of mediums. "Death. I used to fear it. What a waste of fear." That is some necromancer BBEG level dialogue and I love it

[@Absurdword]

It genuinely makes me wonder if he studies metaphysics in his spare time lol

[@iantingen]

I love how filmcow’s work is able to be interpreted so broadly. I saw that quote as neutral, perhaps even leaning optimistic, as in: If you’re spending life fearing death, are you actually living?

[@Robert_Benfer]

gonna vote thumbs up on this!

[@filmcow]

Glad to have your approval.

[@HimboVegan]

I feel very seen by Belinda. Like she understands me better than i understand myself.

[@TazKoltin]

That’s frightening

[@spicysmooth2]

Love how you tell stories. The worlds feel bigger. So big that whenever we follow a character, every question that is answered just brings up more questions. And at some point I just start to vibe. Not feeling uniformed, but more like accepting the absurdity of it all. I don’t need to know how Melinda became an executive, I just want to know what she’s gonna do about the Miller account.

[@paulm.2296]

Gotta love the mix of sci-fi, eldritch horror, intrusive psychology, and just general weirdness(and plenty of whatever else you can perceive) that are present in filmcow's productions. These are the only videos I feel I can view and re-view many times and feel like I'm getting something different out of it each time.

[@Krowmeat]

I keep coming back to this video just for the stock options scene. It feels like a perfect representation of this kind of high-level social climbing, not literally but emotionally. Success is supposed to be fulfilling and transcendental but from the perspective of someone who's just trying to get their needs met all of it seems incomprehensible and kind of morbid

[@xxelurraxx232]

I genuinely think this is my favorite thing they've created. It's so eerie and tense

[@final_animal]

Yeah that was phenomenal. It's becoming one of my fave series by FilmCow

[@ArkThePieKing]

Absolutely HAUNTING, this is one of my favorite series' of yours and I hope you continue to make more

[@pyxidus_]

I couldn’t even imagine what it would be like to stumble across this video without ever having seen any of Filmcow’s other stuff

[@leopardbunny]

I feel like this episode perfectly encapsulates how utterly esoteric and perhaps even fundamentally meaningless all these business terms feel as someone whose only use for money, and by extension any jobs that provide it that I might not otherwise care about, is to simply hope to be allowed to remain alive.

[@zerosen1972]

If you look really closely there's a single solitary line jutting out from the CEO amongst all the others. Most likely the only line that connects him to the Board of Directors that Belinda mentioned in "The Storm" The attention to detail is exquisite in this.

[@dfgdfg_]

The sound effects are sublime

[@lymb3914]

Great to see this restored

[@netomorgan7991]

“What’s the point in wanting the impossible?” Right after this we see the lines. Notice that while many emanate from Belinda’s boss, none of them are attached. They don’t have strings that can be pulled. Puller, not pullee

[@cstrongman]

Love this. Love the metaphysical nods running through it... Especially the nod to experiencing ecstasy "dividends" haha... Bliss is a birthright!!!

[@darthchalupa2485]

Jason I was a middle schooler when I found your channel, now I'm a 20 something adult who understands the dissolution with the corporate system mixed with the constant absurdism. You do good work Jason. I hope you get stock options soon.

[@rodrolliv]

I'll have whatever stockoptions Belinda is having, thanks

[@crickett3536]

Well, what have YOU done for the Miller account lately?

[@final_animal]

I wasn't as into this series as I was Jason's other work. But now I am. Now I am super super into this.

[@SnowpawShaw]

Obsessed with the fact that Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats are over but Spatula Madness is still going strong

[@BalrogSlayer00]

We still need that last Charlie teh Unicron though

[@eggcelentrat4005]

​@@BalrogSlayer00it's out

[@Onyxs]

Can’t stop business

[@BalrogSlayer00]

@@eggcelentrat4005 you made me double check but it’s not yet. It will be great when we get it though!

[@eggcelentrat4005]

@BalrogSlayer00 then what was the 40 minute speacial

[@jellybob2pointo]

I am not sure what I just witnessed, but keep it up, dude!

[@HimboVegan]

Why doesnt the algorithm recegnise the sheer glory that is this series? These deserve 100× as many views.

[@timvancourt7213]

Found filmcow a few months ago, and am super impressed with the story telling, animations, everything. Thank you guys for being so creative!!

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

I'm so jealous of you finding Filmcow at this point. I've been watching since 2012

[@jacobwiley9856]

I really hope that, one day, we get a full video that has a comprehensive story with all the spatula madness videos. Well, as "comprehensive" as spatula madness can get lol.

[@filmcow]

Most of the old videos were unrelated one-offs. The most recent three are part of a new ongoing arc!

[@sprightlyoaf9583]

And what a _yield_ on that arc the _DIVIDENDS_

[@HimboVegan]

​@@filmcowThank you for blessing us!

[@pandapreis944]

*shocked panda noises*

[@Argonwolfproject]

@@filmcow Spatula Madness: The Miller Account Chronicles

[@PuertoRicanRattlesnake]

Truly scathing commentary on our culture

[@michaelscott2893]

I sincerely love the ending music to this, perfect!

[@cfraute]

My favorite thing about FilmCow is that it's a KZbin channel that keeps making videos

[@garrettjones6793]

I like that filmcow almost always leaves me feeling a bit stunned

[@an0idiot0of0use]

I just. Really need to know where this is going. I'm captivated at this graciously-given peek behind the curtain.

[@calenthebard2051]

I hope that by watching every Filmcow video I can absorb a fraction of your chaotic energy

[@STUDlOIC]

Sigh…what’s the point in hoping to achieve the impossible…

[@Isissa125]

This series is so good it's unreal. This and shadowstone park is a light in thr dark corporate hellscape.

[@808doodle]

Henry Kissenger passed away today. I hope we can get a new video about this Nobel Peace Prize winner, haha.

[@SeanStClair-cr9jl]

Gotta see more of this!

[@GooeyGremlin]

THE DIVIDEEENDS. THE YIIEELD IS SO HIIIGH.

[@UrFremJoJo]

I love how you can kind of hear the string theory song.

[@CaveCanem-03]

When?

[@chairshoe81]

I REALLY LOVE THAT YOURE STILL MAKING STUFF

[@MrRobotman]

The SFX of the portals are 👌

[@sammyjones8279]

You guys still exist??? Rock on!!! This channel was my *childhood* - how many of us have memories of watching this with our cousins on holiday? Or with friends at break durring lunch. Man, I've *never* been so happy to see somethin in my recs as a new filmcow series to binge in the year of our lord 2023 Thanks for the memories, And here's to new ones!!! 🥂

[@victoriapumphrey2136]

Man I love you guys. The energy is always wild.

[@happybluedog]

You do indeed do what you do Belinda , keep doing such a doable doing.

[@Elysiumlost]

I was just thinking about this series. Hell yes. Hexagons are the best buisness shape.

[@GothAlice]

Hexagons are the bestagons.

[@taterthepenguin]

I have been working in offices like these for over a decade now and I empathize with Belinda on a deep, primal level.

[@blenderbanana]

ngl, That xylephone hooks

[@ramr7051]

Been watching these spatulas for a while. Never gets old

[@A_real_Wizard]

Film cow is the most creator of all time

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

Whoa *FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!* Love me some dividends 🥴🥵

[@xalaxie]

the only good thing about living in what is clearly the darkest and dumbest timeline is that I get to consume the brilliant art created by film cow. nothing else comes close. thank you.

[@VerdaTal]

The ultimate fantasy is that there's whimsy and mysticism behind the corporate machinations that are ruining us all.

[@blenderbanana]

It almost makes the fact that Dupont and 3M just got away with poisoning millions of Americans drinking water. . . Well, no, that still sucks.

[@doomqwer]

damn you really pull off some crazy stuff with spatulas

[@SongsandActs]

Wish Belinda would send Orchard Music to the Shadow Realm.

[@CJusticeHappen21]

I like how this is developing. We have Belinda, whose powerful enough to move herself and others through parallel dimensions. But then we find out that she's a rung below her own Boss, a man who can seemingly create dimensions. That's just a solid escalation.

[@nickorlove7848]

The ending music is a complete master piece, so well timed with it all.

[@dementia8745]

Been waiting for more spatulas

[@ablockofcheese1337]

I love how esoteric these are. But these new ones, there's something to them. There's rules.

[@osmium3691]

This is really masterful surrealist horror. Not enough information to know anything that's happening, but just enough information to know whatever is happening is TERRIFYING

[@QuantumElectricians]

"I can feel my portfolio !!" - every Wall Street broker on their daily coke binge

[@daytwaqua]

There is something wonderfully wrong with you, Jason. That may sound like an insult, or maybe a backhanded compliment, but I assure you, I consider it the highest praise I can give to anyone.

[@pernus5856]

Wow, great job Belinda! We should forward this along to be included in our orgs list of wins for the next quarterly all hands.

[@michaelbuehler3897]

I'm now caught up with FilmCow's animations.

[@Squizznot]

I love this series so much. It's just so...perfect.

[@steakknives]

This is so accurate to corporate jobs, including the dimensions hoping. The stock options are the least accurate part in my experience, but I just have a 401k.

[@GreatWightSpark]

I hope Jason takes the legal frustration this episode had out in the sequel.

[@LyttonAshcroft2001]

I love that there's still an old Filmcow series that's not concluded yet. This series started back when he was still known as SecretAgentBob

[@CamCommand99]

The spatula portfolio is growing!

[@GoGalactic]

As an accountant who was once called the bomb diggity by HR... I feel it

[@henrywyckoff4301]

Spatulas get instant upvote. We need a full length Spatula Movie.

[@EayuProuxm]

Filmcow needs free range in his creativity, now and forever

[@gagaplex]

I love how, randomly, years later, beloved Filmcow series are revived only to be in hibernation again moments later.

[@adamdyer7175]

Unlike all the mortal spatulas, this boss spatula does not seem to ever blink.

[@squawkietalkie56]

i love belinda shes so scary

[@fallenwarrior23]

Great work

[@DannyWakahisa]

The real madness is capitalism.

[@hosvet_animation]

I feel that Jason's writing is youtube's zeitgeist captured in animated form.

[@WakingUpThirsty]

This is a weird compliment but these are your nicest looking credits yet Also the hair they all have is so perfect

[@shiwera22]

Dividends= 80's acid trip 😂😂

[@jareknowak8712]

Thank You Jason !!

[@jazzo44556]

Love the work as always!

[@Onyxs]

This is probably how it actually goes and we’re all too poor to understand it

[@SongsandActs]

I'm increasingly convinced that God's voice will just be Jason's.

[@PhilosoG]

3:01 When that monthly O stock dividend payment hits.

[@Duke_Sliscus]

it's a good day when a new FilmCow vid drops.

[@wanda5983]

I love these visuals so much

[@BenjaminSimon-v2y]

That body snatching demon actually needed that pen for the miller acct.

[@Aeronor2001]

The ending is what I expect the average day of a hedge fund manager is like.

[@ZaiquiriDaiquiri]

This feels like every meeting I've ever had with the higher-ups at my job.

[@BubblyOasis]

Just giving some extra love to this short because I love dividends --- I mean Spatula Madness!

[@Mangaka.Studio]

I get scared when I compare Filmcows viewer counts over the years, it seams less and less people value the creativity provided here and the brilliant mindgames played. I guess most people just want to see underage girls dancing on TikTok or boys doing pranks until they get arested or what ever is going on there. ( Never used tiktok only saw youtube videos "about" whats going there) I just dont want to lose FILMCOW as part of my life, in the future :)

[@somewinner8229]

I want to live in the alternate universe where Jason is a big shot director due to the wild success of his instant cult classic, Spatula Madness 😅

[@noahcopeland9776]

thank you for this wonderful video mr filmcow