Speedrun of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (SPEEDRUN EXPLAINED - No Out-of-Bounds)

[@tomatoanus]

join me on twitter in my never ending quest to try and get sponsored by rainforest cafe, @tomatoanus

[@lowscots3]

I like the way you handled the extra unspoken lines but it would be pretty convenient if you popped an asterix each time they came up so I wouldn't have to read ahead or think about missing any. Great vid though

[@2SeizeTheDay]

I highly encourage everyone to go and support Dongus Minimus in the vod of his Fallout 4 any% on the ESA (European Speedrunners Assembly) channel from a week ago. Great organization, great commentary, and a great run.

[@Vassermane]

But I thought you go with TomatoanGus now?

[@cannotcompute]

rainforest cafe is shit, I ate there at disney world and have never been more disappointed in my life

[@thewhiterabbit2019]

what was the company that would've sponsored you?

[@itsmemoose9751]

*cuts stuff out of the script to make time for jimmy neutron reference* This pleases me

[@steppecist]

I cried when i learnt patrick stewart was actually in jimmy neutron

[@jujuyee2534]

@@steppecist hol up..

[@doxxdeeznuts]

[@caseyleenb]

realistically, it's because he didn't have enough time to explain a glitch, but had extra time and figured "hey why not?" but i much prefer the idea that tommy cut a whole ass glitch explanation just for that JN reference.

[@michaelblasko2406]

"Sandy also worked with me on the script to make sure it was accurate as possible" "Sandy goes to stand in the chains to show us how he's into BDSM" >Nice.

[@Johnny2Starz]

Nice

[@captainmattypat2646]

Lol

[@agentcorgi2995]

Have your 1,000th like sir

[@michaelblasko2406]

@@agentcorgi2995 oh sick. Thank you!

[@DustinKrizan]

"After he unnecessarily kills 2 goblins, we remember how he was into sadism with the chains"

[@KardFett]

Ah yes, Dongus Minimus, my favorite Roman emperor, known for his distinct lack of heirs.

[@ZefVolk]

He was assassinated by his life-long rival, Biggus Dickus.

[@jansenart0]

AKA TomatoanGus

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

Roman Emporers weren't kings. they didn't have airs

[@Skishe]

@@ZefVolk i love that reference

[@CAMSLAYER13]

Fun fact: it was seen as barbaric to have a huge wang in the Roman Empire, in the upper class at least

[@Oszy333]

24:04 Another Oblivion Gate opens in Bruma. Burd : I learned this from the Saviour of Kvatch... *chugs 8 skoomas and sprints full speed into the portal, teleporting to the final door*

[@shingshongshamalama]

Teleporting through a spontaneous lockpicking minigame that appears out of thing air.

[@drumkommandr9779]

Skooma is suddenly, disastrously legalized, setting up the insane and absolutely infeasible end of defeat at the hands of some emo antisemitic altmer.

[@no_opinion1065]

skooma rate rises to 100%

[@BinguDingus]

"Sandy pushes Sean Bean to safety and looks for an angry face because that's how we know when more enemies will spawn." This sounds so silly but also like a so well thought out tactic that I can't help but laugh.

[@jgpfister11]

Imagine being a dremora guarding the sigil stone and you witness it get absolutely yoinked by a blue elf with hand cuffs on

[@Space_Reptile]

"hey how tall are you?" "bout 0.98 to 1.0 oblivion height units"

[@SteveIsHavingMC]

high elves: lmao manlets

[@jimbean5962]

My new tinder bio

[@amuserearflap1031]

1m is 70GU according to a nexus guide. Antman

[@no_opinion1065]

tch too tall for an imperial

[@ItsJabo]

7:44 in 17 minutes - I will explain the Scroll duping glitch Literally 24:44 - So about that glitch...

[@ZERO-tv5zg]

Time is a mere suggestion to Angus

[@JEST3R_]

@@ZERO-tv5zg Angus? Don't you mean Dongus?

[@hollylucianta6711]

Florida Man goes on massive skooma binge, accidentally saves universe

[@tippiebekfast]

I died laughing

[@urielseptim910]

Edit: Allegedly couldn't do 1 + 1

[@vitalykoltsov9956]

Typical bit of TES lore.

[@DonkeyDongs9000]

tweaker any%

[@JustAnotherMatt420]

Florida man is by far my favorite thing about the internet. I always imagine this fucked up super hero just causing shenanigans all over earth.

[@BirchMonkey857]

"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves." M'aiq has seen the speedrun.

[@mrdelirious8706]

These speedrun commentaries are some of the best content on KZbin rn.

[@_KimJong-un_]

Agreed.

[@FUCKNOLO]

Yt is just everywhere rn lmao

[@therealfriday13th]

A year later, it's still true.

[@psnsirspanks]

Just finding this content, great stuff

[@TheNikRad]

@@FUCKNOLO utf Utility I you ut you ûïuuuttu u u uyy

[@thiagorebelo5754]

The Gods gave Jauffre two hands and he uses them both for his weapon. I can respect that

[@SteveIsHavingMC]

this guy just vored ~350 skoomas, they arent called high elves for nothing i guess.

[@no_opinion1065]

snoop dogg

[@michaelkpp7285]

"Popping an 8 stack" sounds like cracking open a cold one with the bois for alcoholics

[@PHAToregon]

Michaelkpp an alcoholic now confirms this to be true.

[@Bensaves]

Sounds like a Tuesday in Queensland

@ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername now heroine comes in packs of 8 disposable syringes.

[@thesuperpunmaster6369]

Poppin a 6 stack would make more sense for beer

[@rinisboosted]

@rot and decay *remembers cold ones is how to basics yt channel* Hell yeah

[@killiankelly9010]

Thank you Mr. Dongus Minimus, this upload helped me forget the violent death of my grandmother in an industrial accident.

[@ramrodbldm9876]

Hahahahahahahahah

[@asgnt3408]

Ah yes, oblivion speed runs, or as I like to call ex convict doing an insane amount of drugs and frolics through hell

[@stufhnimeanstuff1702]

that actually makes a lot of sense

[@johngleeman8347]

How the Skooma Fiend saved Tamriel.

[@joycebirrey725]

666 likes holy shit

[@TheXell]

So when you do drugs you DO go to hell *before* you die.

[@destubae3271]

Morrowind but with Oblivion gates

[@sandyXrta]

i like the cute little twirl baurus does near the end of the sewer

[@Outpox]

Good run man, that was entertaining! :-) Thanks to both of you for the video.

[@Saukkomestari]

How many hours do you reckon you've spent on Oblivion?

[@sandyXrta]

@@Saukkomestari Livesplit says 10 days, 19 hours, 4 minutes and 44 seconds. Even more than that playing it casually on steam, and with other categories

[@nikta8587]

can we get a tutorial on how to make that beautiful sonic face?

[@LeftSk]

Im sure i aint the only one who uses these videos as asmr to fall asleep

[@ly-yx1rk]

I've never seen the end of a tomatoanus video

[@Koqes]

I thought I was the only one

[@AwesomeDude799]

Nope. Doing it right now. Lol

[@shiraynui9856]

Watching it once to see it in all it's glory before using it to fall asleep. That's how it's done.

[@CrystaTiBoha]

Oh yes, the one problem with bashing a hard spiky lamp while gliding through air at blinding speed drugged out of your skull through Ayleid catacombs is that you can bounce down and you are going take nasty fall damage from the vertical speed that was imparted through your I'm-blue-da-da-dee-da-da-da forehead. Makes sense.

[@fredrikorex]

Oblivion speedruns in 5 words, "Your Intelligence has been damaged".

[@artemislogic5252]

skellington

[@dracowolf80]

Joke really would have been good if you’d have purposely left out 1 of the 5 words 😂

[@CErra310]

Oblivion in general tbh

[@thnkng]

I feel like the skooma is damaging their intelligence so much that it wraps around And they're the smartest person on the fucking planet and they use magic to teleport *between planes of oblivion.*

[@knightofcydonia1192]

@@dracowolf80 "Your Intelligence has damaged".

[@Classified141]

Wait, you can convince Umbra to give you her sword peacefully? Oh. You mean 'that' kind of conversation..

[@Jack-ed9wz]

I love just how detached the npc’s are from what you’re doing

[@VortechBand]

Nothing I'd like to talk about

[@fxcksap2494]

I like how you slowly progressed from actually just commentating runs too having very witty sneak jokes about things and sarcastic humor

[@fxcksap2494]

That’s character development

[@themanwiththepan]

"Once the final blade takes a knee" was what got me

[@domino_boy955]

I have no idea how he said “give him back his drip” without even chuckling. Fucking legend

[@berrymayhem6174]

I am in such awe of how honest you are, as well as how you always stick to your principles. I love that you stick to doing the mental health segment every video and even say that you're going to keep doing it no matter what anyone says, and even dropping a sponsor because of things coming to light??? It's so refreshing and even if I disagreed with what you do in these situations, I'd still admire the fact that you're staying true to yourself

[@seekerTV]

Really good job as always tomatoangus

[@claryssa2761]

this really doesn't feel like forty minutes

[@Lucky_Silver]

I lost my shit when I saw the characters name was sonic from the load menu

[@Chubby_Lemon]

How did you not notice when it was a blue boi that's always going fast

[@no_opinion1065]

gotta go fest

[@maxbusiness69]

I remember finding the scroll duplication exploit accidentally as a kid. Oblivion is a brilliant game. Perhaps best ever.

[@kadesitton5762]

You say Bravil in such a way I thought you were meme-ing it to Bruh-ville.

[@angel30382]

Oh wow, I couldn't have clicked on this video fast enough! Oblivion is one of my favorite games, and I'm so disappointed that when looking up speedruns, the main ones are just the "skip to the temple" end ones to trigger the final quest. It's so nice to see all this in depth and explained and learn a little more about Oblivion

[@BFedie518]

Retroactively justified homicide is my favorite kind.

[@manaayek8091]

So basically, tamriel was saved by an ex con hopped up on skooma.

[@Psywearebabylon]

"Skellington"

[@Sonserf369]

Just wanted to say that your narration style and deadpan delivery really elevates the jokes to another level. This is comedy gold.

[@FappleJackity]

I love how almost 1/4 of the run is the tutorial. Ah, elder scrolls.

[@ZergrushEddie]

My favorite little lore bit: during the Oblivion Crisis, Dagon had to stop opening portals in Black Marsh because the Argonians were making VERY successful incursions. Black Marsh is such a shithole that literal portals to Hell make for excellent real estate opportunities.

[@brendanfields3691]

I've watched so many sppedruns world record history's speedrun explained and never came across your channel today I randomly typed speedrun explained in the search bar( I was extremely bored) and proceeded to find your channel needles to say I subbed keep up the great work

[@henry7001]

It's only fitting that the Hero of Kvatch would consume an 8 stack of skooma, blitz through the Oblivion gate and close it in about a minute, and later become Sheogorath the Daedric Prince of Madness.

[@evanboyer5928]

love your vids man. Also I really appreciate the commentary-articulate, concise, funny. Some of the best on youtube.

[@smergthedargon8974]

24:36 God of governance, bane of libertarians and ancaps.

[@vc8749]

You kinda forgot about Anarchists.

[@smergthedargon8974]

Ancaps are anarchists.

[@vc8749]

@@smergthedargon8974 Ancaps are anarchists but they are not capital A Anarchists.

[@smergthedargon8974]

Oh, I'm sorry my joke doesn't meet your rigid specifications.

[@vc8749]

I was trying to make your joke better but okay.

[@mrbubblestea]

Imagine, if you will, a being that's absolutely high on skooma landing on your desk at school then swiping your textbook and making a mad dash for the exit. All of this happens in approximately 1 second.

[@amatsu-ryu4067]

I would clap as if I had just finished witnessing the best musical performance ever.

[@alejandrocantu1811]

14:23 "You cannot drink any more potions" *immediately drinks 4 more skooma*

[@billalahmed3719]

Wow I just realized how funny it is that Jauffre is working together with Martin Septim. Martin Septim is voiced by Sean Bean, who played Ned Stark in Game of Thrones. In Game of Thrones, Joffrey (which is pronounced the same as Jauffre) orders the execution of Ned Stark, but in Oblivion, they are allies. Idk if the producers read the ASOIAF books, but I think this is a funny coincidence

[@rexmax2502]

"the Daedra begin their invasion by sending their initial charge of a whopping three enemies" . Nice start there Dagon..........

[@AlenPesec]

Haha i remember as a kid, i used to imagine whole army of imperial soldiers vs daedra coming out in actual waves of horror, not 3, 4 😁

[@goblintacos88]

I love Oblivion, it's still to this day my favorite elderscrolls game! Great video, I always wonder how in the world do y'all find all this stuff out!

[@bau3811]

Have you heard of the High Elves? They have the "Dongus Maximus".

[@smergthedargon8974]

Objectively incorrect. The only way you can tell the difference between a flat-chested female elf and a male is that her penis is likely bigger.

[@smergthedargon8974]

Death to elves, glory to scalekind.

[@smergthedargon8974]

Yes, those who willingly submit shall be spared. Those who don't (and elves) are to be cleansed from this plane.

[@ObeyCamp]

9:40 "we're about to dupe the skooma" *_DUPE THE SKOOMA_* That really rolls off the tongue. It sounds like a really dope name for a kind of shitty 90's 2nd-wave ska/reggae band though.

[@Asdayasman]

The only reason they're shitty is because they're not third wave.

[@carlcoldinglaursen8178]

Duub da Skumah, mon

[@no_opinion1065]

dupe dupe duuuupe da skooma

[@spicysushi7457]

Ngl Chief, you really sounded like an automated voice off google in the beginning.

[@aaroncody6873]

"Which we promptly YOINK" xD

[@Lunartic_]

Just wanted to say that your commentaries are so great and fun to listen to. Thank you for existing Dongus Minimus

[@Desi-qw9fc]

I love how dinky and silly the big daedra invasion is. A handful of dudes standing in front of a gate.

[@TheFallenJ]

That's definitely a "High" elf.

[@ebenezerj]

The initial sponsor was NordVpn wasn't it

[@Yaaa234]

ExpressVPN more likely, but ya you know why

[@coltonc8562]

Jack Baumruk I actually don't know why can someone tell me?

[@Yaaa234]

@@coltonc8562 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYengnilmpuNjbs

[@DrBones-ys1ii]

This mad speed and load warping is beautiful. Its like a normal Oblivion playthrough but your stand is "Made in Heaven."

[@Joleneeeeee]

"He must use the power of his lineage" SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEEE JOOOOOOOOOOJO

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

25:00 Low Quality Foliage in pc games is always so funny, when you’re moving fast it looks like the trees are trying to get out of your way

[@XaneMyers]

Games that use paper-thin images for objects will do that. It does look silly, especially because of the way the images rotate to face the camera. It's hard to explain, but compare the trees here to the ones in Doom and you'll see how better the ones there are than the self-aware rotating trees here. The trees in Oblivion are normally 3D models that become images at far distances, but this speedrun probably set all graphical settings to the lowest options, disabling foliage models completely.

[@DragonFlyGamesStudio]

*Sandy Immediately pops an 8 stack*

[@officeridiot4806]

This video was bizarrely really good to almost fall asleep to like i didnt want to but i was watching on my phone and as soon as i turned the screen away for a bit boom nearly asleep. Love your voice man

[@acat5770]

"Captain Burd learns from out technique" Everyone says oblivion NPC's aren't smart, but he just watched sonic teleport and instantly close the door and he perfectly understands

[@johngleeman8347]

I love how the character punches people to get them to speak faster. XD

[@VeryEvilGM]

I've seen people doing that in real life too.

[@absinthe489]

So what you're saying here is that to beat oblivion you need the following 4th wall sorcery. Time travel. Hard drugs. Mach 3. Checks out

[@theblue2228]

Ok Burd closing the gates is easy, just break the laws of time and space and take a fuckton of Skooma. See? Easy.

[@VraccasVII]

I love how this dude constantly sounds like he is stifling laughter

[@PK1312]

I really appreciate that your videos always have captions

[@mikehunt42069]

Big thanks to you and collabing runners for making these runs so accessible to a wider audience, really great work!

[@hasheeshian840]

I love how dry your commentary is.

[@SuperSuccessfulTroll]

bro he wrote a script LOL

[@fortidogi8620]

it adds so much to the jokes when theyre delivered deadpan

[@aboubakreharakat836]

I can't believe I sat through this entire thing. but it was totally worth it. I like your referring to the amulet of kings as "his drip"

[@theIargedude]

i love that conversations with characters in this run is just "🙂😐😕🙂😕🙂😐😐🙂😐😕"

[@unamericano]

“The Jay Leno looking Sean Bean” Great now I can never unsee it

[@SirKnasher]

Imagine being an NPC in Oblivion witnessing this. The emperor dies and the one who avenges him is a skooma fiend in rags. He ODs on Skooma and flies across the fields and closes gates to hell because they can't contain him. Amazing.

[@Confusion567]

you don't really get how much gibberish is in this game until you say "the mysterium xarxes was written by mehrunes dagon to make mahgjanrkurlanf spawn in the mahgjanrkurlanf paradise"

[@theperculator908]

Oh yes, my favorite place in this game B R U H V I L L E

[@HTRPD]

Imagine you're just doing cult stuff and a High Elf with *major* crackhead energy yeets onto your podium, steals your book, and does one before you even know what's happened.

[@rhimo822]

I was never interested in speed running until I watched your videos. Thanks for explaining everything! It's so much fun seeing people break these games 😂

[@teezy1906]

Dongus minimus 😂😂 I LOVE these speedrun explained videos. Keep up the good work man! Subscribed.

[@TheJasonmanguy]

Martin Septim: We need two Deadric Prince artifacts and the blood of a god. Hero of Kvatch: On it 10 minutes later Martin sees a cracked out blue blur dump the artifacts and the BLOODY ARMOR OF TIBER SEPTIM on the table and leave.

[@fclp67]

"High" Elf, yeah checks out

[@audiosurfarchive]

_Elder Scrolls Morrowind 2:_ *Skooma Destruction:* Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love The CHIM™

[@jpuroila]

Morale of the story: Elder Scrolls lore is really weird.

[@no_opinion1065]

2nd one: If ever high on skooma, save the universe

[@Wveth]

3rd: Bethesda has no idea how to take advantage of the amazing lore when writing main quests and everything just comes down to "save the world from bad guy"

[@jimirio4191]

Oblivion Speedruns, aka killing people to steal their stuff while running through the hills doing drugs then standing around for hours.

[@Ara_Arasaka]

Damn Eiffel 65 saving Tamriel while blitzed on Skooma the whole time is an incredible narrative. I’d love an animation of that.

[@zakatalmosen5984]

I love how the No Out Of Bounds category spells NOOB when abbreviated, but it's actually a 100% skill based run.

[@tomatoanus]

its typically abbreviated as No OoB

[@zakatalmosen5984]

@@tomatoanus aww that's a shame

[@gwynleah204]

Local Elf gets completely blitzed on drugs, ends Oblivion Crisis within the hour

[@kevnar]

I just like the idea of being a random Oblivion bandit, just chilling in your cave, and some crackhead just randomly zips through the room without stopping. "Dufuq wuzzat?"

[@bradenwelch3261]

Most people: bravil Tomato: bruh vil

[@RathX]

I somehow never realized that Patrick Stewart voiced King Goobot. Subscribed.

[@alessandrogwyn6104]

Great video, even with longer speedrun you can manage to explain and joke maintaining viewers' attention, well done

[@cmattss4]

15:45 "we have a brief conversation about her sword" XD

[@loobly]

I'm sorry but as a person who has never played any elder scrolls games, the phrase "then we head to bruhville to get some skooma" is possibly the best sentence I've ever heard

[@Ivan4n09]

I love it! Hope there's more potential for interesting Oblivion speedruns.

[@niaure6516]

14:55 A skooma junkie raps upon the foot-thick wooden doors of Cloud Ruler Temple with the fervor of rabbits humping.

[@plausibleparadox3191]

37:37 *Charizard, I choose you!* Charizard used Arial Ace! Wild Machamp used Cross Chop! Charizard used Flamethrower! Wild Machamp was burned! Charizard used Bite! Wild Machamp Flinched! Charizard used Flamethrower! Wild Machamp is hurt by its burn! Wild Machamp Fainted! *Charizard gained 149 exp!*

[@Daynger_Fox]

In this run: "local elf goes on a skooma rampage. Breaks the sound barrier AND space time. Somehow saves the universe. More at 6"

[@MrDrCthulhu]

The Elder Scrolls IV: Mankar Camoran's Shenanigans. Awesome video, always love seeing Oblivion again.

[@johnfrian]

"... Also known as 'Dongus Minimus..." Damn it, I still can't keep a straight face during your introductions. Please never change.

[@spacecow2455]

thumbs up for always saying "skellington"

[@JktuUekmw]

20:57 Can we all just take a moment of silence for the shattered ego of Mankar Camoran at that moment

[@HotdogWarmer]

Idk why, but I laughed everytime you called him Goobot.