Spider-Man Rewatch - Every Spider-Man Movie Ranked & Recapped - In Review

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We rewatch the 2002 Tobey Maguire Sam Raimi classic Spider-Man.
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[@josezepeda315]

Andy sees the footage of Kevin falling 2:12:00 The crew watches the video together at 2:13:00

[@JoshuaBecker1]

You the best!

[@DanCareaga]

I am pretty sure Tim is watching it at 2:09:05 for about a minute.

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

God's speed u black emperor

[@tbatez]

Nick doing the Uncle Ben “Peter” is so funny, I’m dying right now lmao.

[@josephgrigsby]

"He knows what his face looks like." -Carboni 🤣🤣 solid point

[@dekamaster100]

Adding Carboni and Blessing makes this more fresh. Haven't watched the full video yet, but as someone who was also not enthusiastic about their view on this movie, hope they bring some positivity.

[@CrowTRobot]

The Raimi movies definitely have some sloppy moments but I kind of love the Power Rangers-level sillyness that makes his first two movies feel like a big, fun box of toys to play with. Spider-man 3 of course, is still unbearably bad but I love the memes. Greg was the lone defender of the Raimi movies on the last session. He felt that SM2 was too low and Venom/ASM2 are way too high.

[@preyingocelotgames4397]

Rami movies suck

[@teddyholiday8038]

I’m really glad they are doing this. Their Spider-Man rankings were terrible.

[@kezzy7689]

@TheMowens So did the word "Kiddo"

[@CameronKen]

Carboni and Blessing are both really great additions to this. Both in perspectives and humour they brought.

[@daverooney86]

yeah I think this is perfect when they bring in people so it's not just the same 4 guys talking for every in-review.

[@War624]

I just hope Blessing gets more then couple sentences in next video. Between Carboni and Nick debating most of the time, he barely got a word in.

[@mutedmayday]

@@War624 Carboni talks a lot

[@christhomas1806]

We're going to stop disrespecting Blade one day. One day...

[@godspeed9216]

Lol bro I can’t believe they were saying it was bad, now im wondering if Im crazy and if I should rewatch it

[@War624]

@@godspeed9216 Blade 1 and 2 are great. I get hating 3 though, as it's shit.

[@jwm1444]

Blade isn't a superhero. I love the first two and even parts of Trinity but Blade isn't a superhero, he's a comic book character that lives in a world of superheroes. I don't consider Punisher or Ghost Rider superheroes either for context.

[@jmartman13]

Seeing the length of this review made me so happy

[@HM-yk7fg]

100%. I’m sure nick was pissed he had to do more than an hour of work on this.

[@dwaynem624]

Thank you Carboni. Finally a man with class and taste has come to teach these jabronis

[@TheAndyCortez]

someone already mentioned it, but the first time around I ranked TASM 1 over the Raimi trilogy because IMO Tobey is a decent Peter but not a good Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield is probably a little too cool to be Peter, but I think he's a GREAT Spider-Man.

[@CrowTRobot]

This is a totally fair point. ASM2 is a hot mess, but somehow managed to have some of the best in-suit Spider-man moments of any movie. The scene where Garfield is poking his head into Rhino's truck and taunting him felt like a series of comic panels.

[@doomraven0]

ASM 1 is still my favorite Spidey film by far. The tone, acting, chemistry between Andrew and Emma, and the fact that he looks and moves like a comics perfect Spider-man all make it truly Amazing to me. I like all the Spidey films, no doubt but ASM has yet to be beat.

[@doomraven0]

The scene where Peter pulls off the Spidey mask and gives it to the kid hanging from the bridge in the SUV is the most perfectly executed epitome of Spider-man's character.

[@Roland0fGilead]

I was laughing my ass off this whole review. Anthony Carboni is the devil's advocate that this movie needs and deserves

[@puttar2k]

Kevin's a f'n beast. That hit right between the upper arm and scapula and he still got up in less than 3 seconds. Looks like he hit his head too. Hope you're ok buddy!

[@tdonnelsonify]

I forgot how outrageous the rankings were for Spider-Man. I’m writing my congressman.

[@jennydiaz9035]

I’m still flabbergasted.

[@jasonvallve-spence1469]

I really appreciate the addition of Carboni here, his views and opinions balance it all out

[@adamlove913]

Anytime Carboni is making content with KF, it becomes an instant classic.

[@macknelson8005]

This is such a fun rewatch video, adding Carboni and Blessing was a great call. Also, Carboni’s background is lit.

[@datpaleboi4264]

I fuckin love Carboni's enthusiasm. It's contagious.

[@jmoneyrax]

Carboni was the voice of the viewers for this he was amazing

[@ThatGuyGlen]

I haven't seen an In Review in a while, but damn, this is some really good Kinda Funny content. Anthony Carboni is a breath of fresh air and gets along with the rest really well. Hope he's around for the rest of this Rewatch series as well.

[@eliot327]

God this was great. Anthony really just put everything I feel about this movie better than I ever could

[@harryjackson2215]

Anthony and bless should make their own ranking

[@MikeOlsen12]

Having this happen is absolutely hysterical, Kev so glad you’re ok! Seeing Tim watch it, then Andy lose it was just great.

[@rickyticky7221]

Anthony carboni IS THE MAN !!!! He’s totally right ramis style is such a huge part of Spider-Man trilogy.

[@stanco4ever]

I don't want to be the guy that says Greg needs to be on every podcast but this was one where I was initially sad he wouldn't be on, as he was the voice of reason in the original ranking. But then we got into it and saw you replaced him with Carboni as another voice of reason, and my worries proved unfounded. Appreciate the journalistic integrity

[@CrowTRobot]

Yeah, it was sad to see Nick feel so differently about Spider-man 2 after a rewatch. But I shared in Greg's outrage over them wanting ASM2 above the first two Raimi movies. That was wild.

[@yitoji]

Please bring Carboni for the rest of these rewatches

[@lobolink2772]

Love the energy Carboni brings every time he's on KF content. Definitely didn't disappoint this time either

[@joesakicavs1]

35:00 1:27:40 2:13:04

[@TranqBase]

So glad Anthony and Blessing were here for this. Had some great takes. Overall I think I like this movie more than most, especially as a fan of the 90's animated series, but I respect these renewed takes. That ranking is still wack though.

[@sirhippo4374]

anthony carboni was the energy I needed on a Friday

[@Mike_L.]

4:30 Absurdity. Great episode/discussion though, fun to have Carboni and Blessing on.

[@neojd]

Carboni going back and forth with Nick was hilarious.

[@eastbluedrew1664]

PLEASE BRING CABONI ON MORE IN REVIEWS HE WAS GREAT ENERGY

[@bennetthasty7886]

I don’t know why but I hate seeing Andrew Garfield the way at these guys hate Toby McGuire - hmm how should we cast nerdy Peter Parker oh I know make him have great hair, tall, lanky, and he’s cool he can skateboard & doesn’t really stumble taking to girls - oh so the opposite of Peter got it

[@LightningLynx89]

Because they want their heroes to be cool people all across. Instead of lovable loser underdogs.

[@tobyblue4318]

Carboni is a delight bringing this energy for almost 3 hours. This was so fun to watch

[@CrowTRobot]

Has anyone told Nick that Marvel's The Eternals gives Superman a shout-out? 😂

[@nicktiznado8492]

And they also mentioned Batman too

[@hermankarlsson9214]

Marvel Studios® The Eternals™ (2021)

[@fascinatedjack]

I've been doing a spidey re-watch for a podcast, listening to your old spidey in-reviews, and now I get to watch these new ones. IT'S THE SEASON OF SPIDER-MAN LET'S GOOOO

[@irahersey9184]

Not gonna lie, I'm really glad Kevin isn't on this. Maybe Nick and other people can actually make their points this time without someone constantly going "it sucks, it sucks, it sucks"

[@liquidsoap89]

It does suck tho.

[@ProtoPunk]

Hey did you guys know Sam Raimi used to direct horror movies? Don't worry Carboni will tell you.

[@fiachrahorgan9695]

God, that intro got me hahaha

[@blank_face5182]

lol "you cant say that now" in reference to saying super man in a marvel movie, even though The Eternals has a superman reference in the trailers

[@collin58008]

Tobey is the better Peter, Andrew is the better Spider-man, Tom is a good middleground of both.

[@TheAndyCortez]

Absolutely agreed

[@EggsAndJakey]

Oh my god, I just started and want to say thank you for including Anthony. He is one of my favorite Kinda Funny adjacent people in the industry! I would love for this to be the norm with rewatches. Bring on some new people for some fresh opinions!

[@shadowpsyke]

Carboni's wealth of knowledge is astounding. The more he talks, the more I start to believe even the worst parts of this movie are genius, deliberate choices.

[@AlexLove631]

I TOTALLY forgot why people were upset with the rankings until I saw it again. I cannot stand the nostalgia argument for the Raimi films. Those films are PACKED with objectively great filmmaking, style, epic moments and heart that is missing from modern Spidey films. They’re classics at this point. Blame nostalgia if you want, but these films mean a lot to people for a reason. Why do you think the world is losing their minds over potentially seeing Tobey back? The movies have their issues (like the iconic kissing in the rain scene followed a scene where MJ was almost sexually assaulted and she just gets over it VERY quickly), but sitting here and saying it’s all nostalgia is ridiculous. This is an adaptation of Stan Lee/Steve Ditko Spidey, and it absolutely works. It’s the good kind of cheesy, extremely heartwarming, full of moments of great action with an absolutely ICONIC score. To this day, we’ve never gotten a more badass and serious action scene than the final showdown with Goblin. And 20 years later, the final swing still looks amazing and is as iconic as ever. This movie is awesome.

[@nicktiznado8492]

This movie is a timeless classic

[@AlexLove631]

@@nicktiznado8492 100%. At least the first two Raimi movies feel like films, whereas much of MCU Spidey feels very made-by-committee and lacks style. Like, little to none of the action in those movies are memorable and it’s a shame because Tom Holland is great with what he’s given and would absolutely own it if given better material.

[@Mitsurifan357]

Well said

[@TheMightyMike692]

Dude, the fight with Goblin is honestly the best scene for me. The absence of music, the visceral sound design and crazy amount of PRACTICAL stunts involved keep it top tier 19 years later!

[@AlexLove631]

@@TheMightyMike692 exactly! I hate how most of modern Spidey is CG. Technology is only going to continue to improve, so effects will look more dated. Practical effects help movies feel and look more real. Raimi understood that a mix of practical and CG works best. It’s why his movies still look good decades later.

[@landoncook1807]

Green Goblin is one of my favorite villains, the disrespect hurts my heart.

[@abrack_]

Great episode, adding Carboni and Blessing was a great idea

[@pajaroprecario]

Ah, Anthony...I see you are a man of culture.

[@Siferzion]

Having just started rewatching these, Nick's impersonation of Uncle Ben is on point hahaha

[@MaffmanJones]

Nick reenacting Uncle Ben's death made me laugh so hard, holy shit.

[@Albinocorn012]

I will never get over the opening for these. I'm already cracking up!

[@IAmMrYoungGuns]

Carboni makes this! The man was on fire!

[@taylorjack2130]

CARBONI WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT WILLEM DEFOE SCENE!!

[@marirod7849]

I’m with Carboni in this all the way. I’ll always love this movie and remember the excitement and hype when this came out. It’s a classic for me ❤️

[@loganbigmo]

God that ranking list is atrocious... I know it's the KF crew's opinion but sweet lord...

[@LightningLynx89]

They're known for their bad tastes in film. They love all the Fast and Furious films, yet despise the Bayformers. When for purposes they're the same quality of bad.

[@loganbigmo]

@@LightningLynx89 I mean, personally I have the F&F films higher in quality than the Bayformers. Not that the F&F are high tier cinema or what have you, but I did enjoy them more. But yeah, their tastes are... interesting, to say the least.

[@nicktiznado8492]

Their taste is very broken

[@xArachnidz]

Note after finishing: As a Spider-man super fan myself it was great having Carboni on who gets the golden age inspiration of the movie and loves it for what it is, a justice is being rectified lol.

[@gilgamesh5796]

This episode was so vibey, for sure do the same with other rewatches. Carboni was perfect for this one. Bring him back for SpiderMan 2 rewatch, fuck it, do it bro.

[@FuckItUpPigface]

having just read the lee/ditko run recently, this movie feels like a late 60s spidey comic. its great

[@Ryan-tm7ug]

Also , absolutely loving the energy here with this group 🤙

[@RegginaldRiglet]

Carboni MAKES this review. Incredible edition

[@ThePonderer]

I maintain that this first one holds up the best of the Raimi trilogy.

[@CrowTRobot]

I still have a soft spot for Alfred Molina but there's something special about watching Peter discover his powers for the first time.

[@alexlazzerly3677]

While I respect you opinion, I have to strongly disagree. Spiderman 2 is so good.

[@grkpektis]

People have to realize Peter Parker in his first CB issue wasn't meant to be a hero at all. He was meant to be a one off, scary but sympathetic villain that learns a lesson at the end. But people loved him so much that they brought him back as a superhero. If you look at it that way the beginning of this movie makes more sense for what they're going for

[@stanco4ever]

Oh good lord. Kevin's fall was the best segment of this video, especially after how much shit he got for falling in the office a few years back. I laughed so hard that I looked like Toby Maguire ugly crying. He reminds me of my dad, always hurting himself in comical ways but always OK, so didn't feel too too guilty having a laugh. (Ps glad you are ok)

[@jasethomas5198]

Carboni and 3 hours long! Oh hell yeah! Love you guys!

[@loganbigmo]

21:18 Blessing mentions Cory & Topanga from _Boy Meets World_

[@shoelessproductions7172]

Was wondering why this review was 3 hours then realized it’s cause Carboni jumps in after every sentence

[@chrislopez5301]

You mean he out nick’d nick

[@joefayant6143]

Carboni was us in this video. Every time they would say some thing wrong bam there to correct it and put the facts out. Not be rude but thank god Kevin wasn’t on this. He’s just a Debbie downer

[@BigMike-zc4mj]

You can see it at the 2 hour mark that Blessing is like “why did i agree to this” cause he doesn’t really talk after that.

[@baundiesel]

The joy that Nick took in getting Uncle Ben's death completely wrong makes me so damn happy.😂

[@wareagle412]

I loved Carboni being on this. Someone who isn’t an MCU-Stan needs to keep Timothy in check and give positivity where positivity is deserved instead of shitting on it to ensure the narrative that the MCU is supreme is intact

[@War624]

Yeah. Seems to me it's more of "It's old and campy, so it's a shit movie", instead "The campiness just isn't my style, so I don't like the movie". There's a difference and I don't think Tim sees that, or wants to hear it.

[@Ozwaldo_el_Ruso]

Man, Carboni is such a delight! This was soooo 👍

[@no_comss]

the part when Carboni had his hands of his face, heartbroken for Uncle Ben then Nick and the rest KF boys were howling laughing at his death, is why i love Kinda Funny so much lol

[@loganbigmo]

I've never seen this Carboni guy before, but he should definitely be on more In Reviews & not just the Rewatch. Hopefully Tim and/or Nick consider having him on the _No Way Home_ In Review!

[@alexlawrence6440]

Is the never seen Carboni before a joke or fr? If real check out his appearances on old gogs and the extra life streams

[@loganbigmo]

@@alexlawrence6440 Not a joke. For real. I haven't watched Kinda Funny stuff other than their "In Reviews" and certain trailer reactions. Neither of which have had this Carboni guy in them.

[@alexlawrence6440]

@@loganbigmo no for sure I just could see how ye could've been. He brought heat to the middle of the night the last couple of times the pulled the full 24 hours

[@peterspina1235]

I live for these rewatches! And I get Carboni and Blessing in it? Yes!

[@s___e___b___72]

Yessssss a 3 hour in review

[@michaelholton_]

CARBONI! WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE!!!!

[@beggar_nugs]

Can Carboni chill just a little bit

[@ebromund777]

The intro alone earned the like on this video

[@MrTomasgleeson]

You know you are in for a good time when the in Review crew spend nearly 3 hours reviewing a 2 hour movie, they already reviewed once before. Wooo.

[@JackChambersWard]

God damn, I didn't expect Carboni to go so hard in this episode. I knew he was the Star Wars guy but his Spider-Man knowledge absolutely made his episode of In Review!

[@drewsaga101]

I’ve always loved that the colonel was so desperate to screw over Norman Osborne that he entertained Quest labs clearly terrible flight suit thing. The glider shits on that thing.

[@RageNaught]

Can we just get Carboni on in review permanently, please.

[@reflectionist]

1:47:30 - The funniest line in the entire Spider-Man trilogy is, "Ms. Brandt!? That's not the position I hired you for!" And it was in 3.

[@RetroKidReviews]

Carboni was a great idea for getting a spider man super fan for these re watches also shot out to his green screen looking like Spider-Man and his amazing friends base no joke that’s 70s goals on making a steamer room

[@realrobrose]

This was so much better than the original review

[@grkpektis]

People have to realize Peter Parker in his first CB issue wasn't meant to be a hero at all he was meant to be a one off scary but sympathetic villain that learns a lesson at the end, but people loved him so much that they brought him back as a superhero. If you look at it that way the beginning of this movie makes more sense for what they're going for

[@CrossOutBryce]

VERY glad Carboni is on the rewatch! I'm on his side all the way for these Raimi movies. They aren't perfect and this first one isn't even top 3, but all 3 Raimi movies have some incredible storytelling and characterization, despite the issues.

[@lilgimpboy]

this…this is the spider-man in review we deserved.

[@robertdean387]

The harmonica intro made me giggle. Looking forward to the next 2+ hours 🤣

[@ShotoStephen]

Hero is actually a bigger collab than just Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott. It's also Mike Kroeger the bassist of Nickelback, Tyler Connolly the guitarist/singer of Theory of a Deadman, and Matt Cameron the drummer of Soundgarden

[@ryandlv]

gotta Carboni, good episode haha

[@hawk49er23]

I saw the length of this review before starting it and thought it was a review and ranking for every Spider-Man movie in this one video. Then 1 minute in, I realized the truth and laughed.

[@jwm1444]

1:52:39 My interpretation on this is that JJJ knows but doesn't say anything and that's partially why he never let's up on the idea of Spider-Man being a "menace". That doesn't 100% work in this universe but it's still a fun idea.

[@stevelampron100]

Carboni on all Marvel reviews please.

[@SonicItachi]

Going to be honest here. About a month ago I rewatched Spider-Man 1 and 2. I actually really like number 1 a whole lot more than number 2. I like that number one was about the hero and the villain. Number 2 was kind of just a Peter Parker movie. Kind of felt like Dr octopus was thrown in at the last moment for Peter to have a villain.

[@LightningLynx89]

This film and 2 are better than any MCU Spidey film

[@RWE13316]

good call on the montage! lol

[@ItalianStallion219]

Speaking about the relationships in these movies. That's what I love about the amazing Spiderman franchise they nailed the relationship and chemistry between Gwen and Peter and they nailed Spiderman that's why I do prefer those movies over this trilogy.

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

Haven't seen Carboni since he was on Rev3 Games with Adam Sessler, so it was cool to see him again. Really enjoying his break down of this movie so far! Yeah these movies are definitely cheesy by today's standards, but they're still a fun watch if nothing else.

[@Amouroso]

FUCK YES!!!! Carboni and Blessing are perfect additions and I just love that you guys are doing this again

[@MechaFrankzilla]

It wasn't till an hour and a half in did I notice Carboni's background wasn't a actual room.

[@link4555]

That intro was FIRE

[@dustinperie]

Anthony needs to be in more things, he's great.