spoiled by a millionaire furry (w/ Eric Striffler)| Perfect Person Ep. 75

a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show to give gift and kissing guidance to callers about a furry who has it all, a cheating sister in law, and a kiss on new years eve.
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PERFECT PERSON
A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.
MILES BONSIGNORE
Miles is an internet creator, comedian, and podcast producer, known for his work at The Try Guys, on The TryPod, as a commentator on Pretty Much It, and for being real cool
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Rob Laltrello
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[@user-rp8gq4sd6y]

this is myrrh!!! update: kevin may or may not have asked me on a lil date the day after our call 🤭🤭

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

HUGE news by the way!!!

[@melissamcguire4855]

Yaaay!

[@FanofFrogs]

YASS MYRRH

[@_mizu666]

let’s go myrrh!!

[@tawnyew]

Yes! The advice was so perfect huh!

[@ItsJillStrif]

i really didnt need to find out santa isnt real this way thanks

[@striffleric]

😳

[@sighhAYSzG5AG]

What do you mean? He was sitting next to the elf the whole video???? 🤗

[@elliottsalibi]

omg jillian!! didn’t expect to see you here.

[@lunabirdlove]

This episode is so fucking funny. Eric naming the caller Frank for some reason made me lose it. When he was trying to get her attention and just kept repeating, "wait a minute, Frank, FRANK!"

[@mollywillo]

It was short for Frankincense!

[@musicbycarolinebauer]

Miles not knowing how to ho ho ho without sounding like Dracula is EVERYTHING.

[@kirrahasariddle]

slursona is maybe one of the most batshit insane things eric had ever said and he’s said A LOT

[@heelmoxley365]

The girl with a furry friend just sounded like a genuinely nice person who deserves to be spoilt.

[@EvWuzhere]

Seconded, also its not uncommon for people to be taught into feeling this way/that being a nice person means reciprocating, but she should examine her complex about conditional receiving. Theres nothing actually wrong about just unconditionally being given to without doing anything back (and im assuming these people value her in a way where they consider her presence in their lives as something special that is given to them anyways)

[@bias_bunny]

1st caller gift idea...wrap a present addressed to both of them...then they'll open it and find an Airtag with a note that says "To help keep track of things that stray." 😊

[@Emily-nj3bz]

this is so deeply iconic

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

LOVE this

[@jennyw5904]

"If you draw her nude, you're letting them know your fursona is a unicorn" Oh my godddd XD

[@beckmannm]

I was in hysterics over that! 🦄

[@laurjkk]

the horse sound coming out of nowhere when they were talking about reindeer actually took me out like i had to pause the video for a second

[@kathrynm5074]

Eric is one of the best guests. 😂 Also when he told Frank she had an amazing laugh. Omg. Love.

[@Chloe-pp3oi]

Nothing brings me more joy than hearing Eric say "HANNAH?"

[@lolz6409]

wow eric is a mastermind with the gold, frankincense, and myhrr🤯

[@iliketoytles13]

“spoil me raw”?!?!!! new favorite episode of the pod by FAR. I’m gonna need “Damn Santa, where’d you find this” on the soundboard PRONTO

[@livjm]

"and I ain't talkin Sprouse" 💀💀💀

[@horizonkyun7203]

the friend of a furry has such a cute laugh!

[@sleepyemily]

I think this might be my favourite episode so far every second I'm dying laughing

[@CaitlinMagness]

Eric is the weird little elf in all our hearts

[@chrissiesnap]

Miles having a flip and dive barbie as a child is everything. No wonder he's a perfect person!

[@ellebeans_]

Every time Eric is on the pod I feel a little more hope in life

[@michelaryn]

For the cheating wife we gotta be getting the monopoly: cheaters edition

[@clarawebster02468]

Eric secretly prepared those names 😂

[@XxjokerxX25]

Idk why I found the fact Eric is naming the guests after the 3 gifts from the 3 wise men so funny 🤣

[@kamryndold2279]

don’t let your fursona be a slursona 😭😭

[@EvMaddiePlusDaddy]

It’s simple. I see that Eric is on the show, and everything else in my day takes second priority to watching the episode. Goooooooo Tigers!

[@itsme_taylorlee]

The way I laughed when Miles said, “you don’t want a single man entering your house in the middle of the night”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AG-cz7bs]

“I’ve tried ass…..” 😂😂

[@qtpie7901]

I love the episodes when you have your real friends on. It’s what made the show super special when it came out- the way you can riff with the people who are actually close to you is the best. Just so silly. I also miss the episodes of just you and Will - so good! Keep the friends coming back!!!! Great episode, Miles!!

[@haybalesz]

agreed. his newest ep rn that just came out w one of his best friends Jay had me literally think the exact same. Seeing two buds giggle their ass off and literally seeing how one lights up the other and vice-versa is something you only get through developed relationships. pods w buds mann

[@PrettyMuchIt]

00:52 just noticed a single snowflake falling on the left 😌❄

[@jennyw5904]

Eric naming the callers Gold Frankensence and Myrr I'm crying 🤣

[@clarawebster02468]

frank brought me so much joy because im always laughing my ass off and sometimes callers take them too seriously

[@Chloe-pp3oi]

being on the other end of these phone calls would feel like a stroke

[@itsjess1046]

“Spoil me raw” 💀

[@abbymason4542]

I never laugh more in my life than when I watch commentary tracks/episodes of Perfect Person Pod with Miles and Eric. Eric and Miles are a dangerously hilarious duo.

[@breezeless72]

Miles going absolutely bonkers with the Christmas themed sound board 😂

[@sssierraaa]

I could listen to Eric freestyle over that Deck the Halls remix instrumental for HOURS I’m crying

[@higher_haze]

10:59 what kind of gift do I get for my brother's cheating wife? 30:00 drawing my rich furry friend's fursona 48:21 i want a new year's kiss

[@connerolmedo888]

49:22 HANNAH??? Love the PMI reference

[@raychipsd]

Slur-sona is CRAZY!

[@treasurerFinleyASC]

Santa tries to get his 'special little elf in life' drunk on Munich-style lager and then asks him to reach under the desk to pull on something that's dangling down. CANCELLED!

[@TheShauNanigans]

Caller 1 should get her sister-in-law a tiny figurine of the scariest Krampus you can find.

[@popofpink11]

sandra claus was an amazing name rec by the caller that went unnoticed by the guys

[@Vnaan]

I suddenly realized Eric looks like a mix of Zac efron and max greenfield

[@Gunnumn]

Eric is the man. Ive been a fan of his since Ericwithnok. Ive seen the many arcs of pretty much it and to see eric still working hard makes me proud. I almost wrote hard twice.

[@francismaness585]

The immediate support and validation of the furry community and following through with an outpouring of hilarious and genuine support is so fucking funny and awesome 😂

[@anthonym28]

Eric naming the callers was a really funny bit.

[@kittynekocat]

The nonexistent segway from funky Christmas music to the Get Real music made me laugh so much 😂😂

[@OreoJellyFish]

Eric should visit for every major holiday 🎉😂

[@musicbycarolinebauer]

Miles casually comparing his childhood to Get Out truly eviscerated me. I’m dead now.

[@hoolianalopez]

The first few seconds of confusion and joy on Eric and Miles faces was actually life changing

[@edenoralye2170]

Yes! It's been a rough go and Eric on the pod is exactly what I needed.

[@tayloroo]

As a patreon girlie, i gotta say i actually come to KZbin after the cold open because I love the ad reads. Only Miles could get me to pay for commerical free content but then still entice me to listen to the ads anyway (hear that mr google? dont miss this opportunity to get in front of a willingly captive audience 💁‍♀️)

[@Jiddy12345]

This episode was absolutely off the rails in the best way possible

[@crazyperson599]

the music at the beginning KILLED me perfect start to a perfect episode as always

[@AxolottieVT]

omg i'm so pumped eric is back, my fav lil xmas baddie!! more like feliz naviDADDY amirite???

[@evem9036]

the first one should donate to a good org in the girls name! win win don't have to give her a gift

[@Emily-nj3bz]

this was such a fucking good episode !!!! Obsessed with how sweet every caller was and loved how excited Eric was for the last caller to get kissed🤭

[@anonymixx8106]

I'm living for Frank calling out that they didn't actually answer her question😂 it happens so often but people are too "nice"

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

it’s so easy to talk and totally forget what the initial question is, like i totally understand them doing that, but i’m so glad frank felt comfortable making sure she got her question answered

[@titanweenie]

The transition from the Santa music to get real had me rolling 😂😂😂 Love Eric on the perfect person pod!!!❤

[@shaniparag8059]

I love everyone that you have on the pod, but I think Eric is my favourite guest ❤ So excited to press play!!!

[@miss_ayla]

Miles, with the ultimate respect I must ask, wtf? This episode is so chaotic, and you're a menace with a soundboard! 😂

[@adventureinthesea]

this episode is so amazing LMAO

[@rhondabear5639]

Omigosh I just remembered last year's Christmas episode when Miles was alone and didn't dress up and then said he was wearing a biiiig red beard and got so embarrassed 😂 that still makes me laugh out loud!

[@ianlee4565]

Frank's laugh gives me more serotonin than anything else in my life. Just the most genuine, lovely guffaw.

[@stephmelin6693]

the Christmas music in the intro followed by miles and Eric dressed up and laughing was everything

[@zoegarcia8767]

Eric is one on my fav guests to come on the show. Y'all have me laughing until my sides hurt but then I keep listening and laughing.

[@TheShauNanigans]

This is the most absolutely perfect episode. Top tier. One of my favorite episodes thus far. Thank you perfect Santa zaddy and his unhinged elf!

[@breathingstill]

I genuinely relistened to the time Miles and Eric was on guilty pleasures and this might be my next go-to episode to frequently relisten.

[@GaleFrostbane]

The furries love you Miles

[@ericaconnor611]

wow this is the most unhinged episode yet i was CRACKING up

[@kelseybarrow1472]

Just when I thought I couldn't laugh anymore during this podcast, you bring in the Christmas theme. So good and I cracked up the whole time.

[@TheShauNanigans]

My brother and I wrote a song called "White Christmas Pies," in which the premise is that Irene lives in a loveless marriage so she gets her rocks off to reading Amish romance novels. While reading the book "White Christmas Pies" (yes it is a real thing), Santa comes down the chimney and bangs her. She decides to leave her loveless marriage and becomes Mrs. Claus. Her name in the song is Irene. So Mrs. Claus' full name is Mrs. Irene Claus.

[@TheShauNanigans]

I may have gotten stoned before starting this episode, and now I have turned it into a live-commenting scenario. #NoRegerts

[@TheShauNanigans]

@wormie1312 Hard agree!

[@Kass_lav]

Eric in an elf costume makes sense to me

[@pandaforce6162]

this might be episode of a lifetime jesus christ LMAO

[@itsme_taylorlee]

The 2 of you together are a vibe.

[@lyssa96]

The Christmas song in the beginning made me wanna get up out of bed and shake it

[@collectinggiraffes]

I listened to this one at work in dead silence, and I pretended I was sneezing instead of laughing.

[@Grand_Lizard]

This ep was a total pleasure!! Love Eric! Loved the callers this week. This is going straight to the PPHoF (perfect person hall of fame) 😅

[@ellenponder4787]

Eric’s Elf voice sounds like the English dub for Kaoru in OHSHC

[@kermit9047]

this episode is soo frickin funny I love the holiday soundbites, when I listened to this on my walk my neighbours gave me weird glances because I couldn't contain my laughter💀 # fursonaisnotaslursona

[@snickersblah]

This was simply delightful

[@MsOHsoFantastic]

This is the unhinged entertainment I need.

[@TheAllieBuba]

Bake your fury some cookies and a cute fur blanket. Full of fluffy stuff. Little joke, buttt can be a couples gift for his wife as well!!

[@donywahlberg]

Mrs. Claus is canonically named Jessica according to the claymation classics. I will die on this hill.

[@aishahameen143]

The gift for the brothers cheating wife has to be a book like Loyalty for Dummies. Or a self help book that teaches you how to be a good person

[@aishahameen143]

How to Save Your Marriage for cheaters

[@MrBriceside]

The happy Christmas music into the sad final segment music freaking killed me.

[@madisonelliott8208]

Hi miles, I love this episode, I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. It actually got me in the Christmas spirit. I actually found you through the season 4 13 reasons why PMI commentary. That’s easily one of my favourite videos from you guys. Your chemistry is amazing,hilarious and unhinged. love you too ❤

[@videogame1291]

for the person with the furry friend, draw his wife as santa riding on his shoulders through the snow lol

[@spunyette]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time omg 😂 had to watch it twice!!!

[@hannahgrable657]

For the first call, band tee from the band you saw!

[@deadmanproductions6030]

DAMN SANTA WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS 👹

[@kaleidoscopic_star]

Omg this was definitely my favourite episode of the pod ❤😂 it was just perfect from beginning to end - what a perfect dynamic duo 🤣🤣🤣

[@wtfkati]

This episode was the funniest. Full belly laughs.

[@lolz6409]

this might be the funniest episode yet omg😭😭

[@Jen99576]

Eric is by far my favorite guest on the show! Great episode guys; happy holidays :)

[@spiercephotography]

Oh halloween or near Halloween PLEASE do an entire episode in the Dracula accent.I laughed SO hard, and I was already laughing before that point too. Hilarious! Merry Christmas to all of you and Yours + Eric and his, etc! Edit, oh my god, this is your best episode yet!

[@k8ieedits]

idk if you're a pmi fan but eric and miles did a video all on the classic universal monsters and the dracula accent is featured HEAVY

[@mirandabee2323]

I've heard Mrs. Claus's name is Mary Christmas.

[@laurenschwartz3526]

1st caller gift ideas: Fake tickets or shity merch from the band that you went to see A gift card to an expensive place with only 1$ on it, bonus if you say it has $50 Nothing or coal

[@pfolv]

Haven't listened to the episode yet, but the thumbnail is just *perfect*.

[@miranderp98]

This might be my new favorite episode