Bible Jokes Part 2 - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!

[@avaryserpa]

How could the Son of Man afford to pay it all? Because Jesus saves.

[@KD-xx]

Ayoooooo

[@thetruedaoster8863]

Lol! Callback to 2 years ago!

[@Alettierrr]

😂😂😂😂

[@jesusinablackman2675]

His been saving since creation…

[@SailingDeadReckoning]

Hilarious my brothers! Thanks for the good wholesome laughs.

[@Kidawesome350]

You know I bet when Moses saw the burning bush he was like: 'No way!' And I bet God was like 'Yahweh!'

[@Joe-rz3fd]

I feel like that could work for any miracle

[@jcroxsoxoffpurified_imp4203]

That's so good! SOOO GOOOOODDDD!

[@gamer4christ654]

God can work any miracle so you are right my good person​@@Joe-rz3fd

[@amonnatamba9487]

My goodness 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bribriasmr4152]

😂

[@BirdieSparrow]

why didn't Jesus wear jewelry? because he breaks every chain

[@andybilgen]

That’s a good one

[@heatherlehmann7019]

Hahahahahah

[@joannmiller365]

Love that one 😂❤

[@flsweetpea7754]

Love it!

[@bribriasmr4152]

good one

[@jimmyleavesacomment]

Jesus called Satan a snake. I always wondered why. I mean a snake has no arms or feet. So Satan was dis-armed and defeeted.

[@Tatti_Scribbles]

Because he was disARMED and deFEETED. 😂😂 I luv that one

[@RinJackson]

🙄🙄

[@flsweetpea7754]

😂🤣😂 that's good!

[@yca13]

i love it

[@Radiance-r4q]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's tooooooo gooood

[@Tim_ArtistName_Tallent]

Awesome 😂😂 - what did King Solomon hate most about his bathroom? The vanity

[@GogakuOtaku]

Ohh that’s BRILLIANT!!

[@Tim_ArtistName_Tallent]

@@GogakuOtaku haha thank u my friend

[@JaredAnthony]

Who was the best runner in the bible? Aaron. That's why he had golden calves.

[@onodugosamuel1811]

I didn't see that one coming 😂

[@parpar8090]

Thats so good and unexpected! 😂 I think it could also work with Israel as the answer and modify the explanation a bit.

[@purinhart7766]

Adam! He was 1st in the human Race!

[@JaredAnthony]

@@purinhart7766 oh i like that that’s good too

[@piecesofstarlight]

Which honestly makes a good do you know who was second? All of Israel because they had dem golden calves. Which works on multiple levels 🤣

[@kensawka]

What's the best evidence of everyone's fallen nature? We are born with an unbiblical cord!

[@adegokeoluwaferanmi1776]

😂😂😂

[@amonnatamba9487]

What??!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jayngondi]

😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@davidpement]

Give this man a raise!

[@RinJackson]

Took me a bit to get it...

[@brandonzachary4117]

I just found their first bible jokes video about 7 hours ago. This video dropped 6 hours ago. God knows how to cheer people up best.

[@gracemaryajit5056]

That is sooo true! HE KNOWS US DEEPLY.

[@listeningservantsministries.]

praying for you!

[@WiseLittleOwl]

“They fast” Good joke

[@k.o._scop]

In honor of David and Seth: David: So this sheep parable is about me? Nathan: Uriah bout that. (You're right about that.) What was so special about Seth? He was an Able replacement. (Gen. 4:25) Why was it good that David admitted to his affair with Bathsheba? Nathan didn't have to Harp at him for being a Lyre.

[@gamer4christ654]

😂🎉

[@FRN2013]

The wise men and their camels were exhausted. They entered Bethlehem and asked where they could water their beasts. The townspeople answered, "No well, no well, no well, no we-ell!"

[@AmbientClassical]

😂😂

[@listeningservantsministries.]

lol

[@benjaminkaptur2669]

I've decided to name my room Adam, because no matter how hard i try to clean it, to dust you will return. (Gen. 3:19) 😂🤣

[@checkmater7149]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@denverh3551]

When asked about the empty tomb, answer, “There’s no bones about it.”

[@calebrockstedt]

Have you heard of the tourist attraction replica of Jesus' tomb in New Orleans? It's called the house of the rising son.

[@Mmarjl]

A laughing game is the only game where losing is still a win, bc both people r joyful. Win for everyone. love you

[@curtisdrakesr4900]

Like the yeshua joke. My favorite still...how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. Classic I know. Here's hoping for another million views.

[@Manda-zf3qi]

You guyz are priceless. You should totally do a part 3. Here's a joke for you: The guy was searching for a spesific Bible for his wife for a long time without any luck untill he stumbles into a small christian bookstore. He asks for that specific Bible and the young lady behind the counter says that she does actually have one. He's so excited and asks the young lady to wrap the Bible for him after he paid for it. She asks him if she should wrap it now and he says yes please. She then asks him the whole Bible? and he says of course yes. She clears her throat, makes some rapping sounds and says:"In the beginning....rap sounds...."😂🤣😅

[@CarnivorousCowMan]

😂😂😂😂😂 I might use this

[@soundpreacher]

That took me a minute.

[@bro.joseph7]

What did the Philistine priests say when they saw their god on the ground? "Oh no... his hands... da-gon!" (they gone)

[@heatherlehmann7019]

Lol

[@Rebelcanningmom]

Unnamed writer named Christine 😂

[@stephendaniels4818]

Then the camera pan to her 😂

[@SarahWright-wg7wy]

From my 7 year old… When was Eve created? In the EVEning.

[@chazchoo99]

As one of Seth's first students, I can confirm that his jokes didn't always land! Love you guys!

[@listeningservantsministries.]

that's so cool!

[@britterz483]

The "holy she cow" reaction was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 i had to watch it a few time lolol

[@DhukelReze]

i dont get it help me out

[@FancyCat-jw2qz]

@@DhukelRezethe Israelites made an idol in the shape of a cow while Moses was on the mountain. Moses was, at the very least, VERY angry at the Israelites

[@Allen-L-Canada]

@@FancyCat-jw2qz but what is "she" mean?

[@FancyCat-jw2qz]

@@Allen-L-Canada I think it’s just for added affect

[@carolbevis3376]

This is the British version of the Noah joke: Who was the first businessman in the Bible? Noah - He floated a limited company when the whole world was in liquidation!

[@nielsendavid9543]

His stocks were floating while others' were facing liquidity

[@systemnotes]

He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

[@HarmonyTimbre]

hello brothers, here's one for you (edited to make it more obvious): Do you know there were actually more than Ten Commandments? . . . Moses didn't scroll down the Tablets. God bless and thanks for the laughs!

[@jacobwilsonmwale1674]

Hello, love the joke 😂and am curious, can you share the non-obvious version of this joke?🙏

[@raphaeljasi5517]

FINALLY SETH WINS!!! After waiting two years im genuinely so happy 😃😃😃😃😃

[@MaryKateWatch]

Would love another one of these videos! 😁

[@annwynpopp7757]

What was Boaz called before he got married? Ruthless

[@Radiance-r4q]

I can't with that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rwbaira]

KJV-specific joke: Did you know John the Baptist was a robot? When he died, they put his head on the charger.

[@jaypaint4855]

“Oh whale” Jonah said shortly after jumping off a boat. Thusly the whale was named, mainly for Jonah’s American Bible belt accent, when he said “Oh well.”

[@janedoe4]

My favorite was the Puntheist one! Although I believe many of your jokes were leaning more Pundamentalist. I feel like the Holy Spirit has given me some good Puntacostal jokes, but I have to get together with someone who can interpret. ❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@claryp1509]

The fact that David belted out “like a rock”! 🤣 Sing, David! (See what I did, there?)

[@meesisatonmai]

What’s the Holy Spirit’s favorite sport? BODYbuilding!

[@dillonwagers2975]

Who was the most financially savvy person in the Bible? Pharaohs daughter: because she went down to The Bank of the Nile, and pulled out a little prophet.

[@Abe28Roz24]

😂

[@listeningservantsministries.]

hahaha

[@Medieval3395]

they did this one in the last video

[@mharding1258]

Whats the first mention of a motorcycle in the bible? - Then David rode out and his triumph was heard throughout the land!

[@nathanward3271]

[Christmas in Samaria] Ahab: Jezebel, honey, what do you think of my reign, dear? Jezebel: If you tell one more stupid pun, I'm going to totally baal on this relationship.

[@hour4hope592]

Who was the teensie tiniest man in the Bible? Some say it was Nehemiah, and some say it was Bildad the Shuhite, but it wasn't. It was Peter. He slept on his watch!

[@bro.joseph7]

LOL!

[@GogakuOtaku]

We know Bildad was short because he was only a shoe height! Why do people do people say Nehemiah was short though?

[@gamer4christ654]

Knee-high 🤣

[@banjohappy]

@@GogakuOtaku Knee-high-miah. Get it?

[@banjohappy]

That is good. Never heard that one before.

[@mirelaalina4050]

Christ has Risen! ☦️❤️🫶🏻

[@Mmarjl]

Your laughs r contagious. Lovely. Lots of Gods love and joy.

[@dama2545]

What was Adam’s reaction when he saw his wife Eve for the first time? Wo-man (woah, man)

[@angies6789]

Moses was technically the first man to upload files from the cloud unto tablets

[@samuelanguala4826]

😂😂😂

[@tunesmelodia]

The Obi-Wan joke was sooo funny

[@For_What_It-s_Worth]

And yet a prayer.

[@bree-rose1885]

i was WAITING for part 2!!!!

[@thetruedaoster8863]

I have noticed that Christians are generally alot more joyful during rainy moments, or at least they should be. . . . .right? Because they know the Lord raigns!

[@shortybarnesyanik]

My dad has told the wise men from a far joke for as long as I can remember. He’s from Kentucky. Lol

[@mottgirl13]

“Sho-far sho-good” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@divyaruth3563]

I’m gonna use the May the 4th joke in little over a month from now. 😂

[@cara1997]

it is the 4th may and im watching for the first time, i groaned

[@elizabethfeuerbach5006]

Great video! When does Jesus love giving high fives? Palm Sunday.

[@bro.joseph7]

Lol

[@janedoe4]

That's punny 😂 Also could work with "What holiday do Christians celebrate by giving high fives?"

[@clairen4584]

🌴🤦 ... 🤣🤣🤣

[@ninaballerina2807]

Palm Sunday is not from the Lord. It is from Catholicism. So, the high-five joke is on Catholics as is their hail-marys.

[@misseli1]

Happy Easter, everyone!

[@KeysoftheLord]

Classic. 😂😂 This was hilarious. 🤣🤣

[@robertpease9834]

This is a joke that I came up with on the spot. Though it might need some explaining. According to Jewish history, though not in the Bible, Manasseh was hunting down Isaiah and trying to kill him. They found Isaiah hiding in a log with his feet sticking out. Instead of pulling him out, Manasseh ordered Isaiah to be sawed in half. But some time after that Manasseh repented and will be in heaven. So, with that info provided. What did Manasseh say to Isaiah when he first saw him in Heaven? I saw you. During a Bible study I told this to our Pastor, he started laughing, which caused me to laugh, and we couldn't stop for about a minute feeding off of each other's laughter.

[@josephbell3289]

Did you know there is baseball in the Bible? It's right there in the big inning... In the beg inning In the beginning ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂

[@Sheryl929]

This so awesome! You two had some great riddles- and thank you, ‘she’’ll remain nameless’ Thank you ALL for a great moment of relaxing and laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@thetruedaoster8863]

12:19 Man, that joke is coming in a month and four days early, lol XD

[@AmuMawutoh]

so glad you did a part 2. looking for the next sess!

[@The_1_N_Only_MaxOutMagnus]

I bet Jesus would love those restoration videos... because He makes all things new.

[@Sanz-bs9lm]

- who’s the fishiest character from the Bible? - Johna

[@squeezyosu10]

I got another Jericho joke 😁 What was Joshua's favorite pick up line? "If I walk around you 7 times, would you fall for me??? 😉"

[@ReanetseMokhejane]

Oooh, that's goood 😂😂

[@ChristC0nquered]

Your anonymous source needs a raise 😂

[@shaunrictor2932]

I love these videos so much. Brings such a smile to my face to know I'm not the only one with bad jokes! God bless you guys!

[@alyssahannah8532]

If eating pork was against the rules, then why did Adam have a spare rib?

[@creativefun49brownkids81]

To be fair, I like that joke. Thanks for sharing

[@Jayngondi]

😂😂😂😂

[@stephbean9417]

What was Jesus's known trade? Many say He was a carpenter but I'm not so sure. I think He may have been a cobbler....after all wasn't He in the business of "heeling" and repairing broken "soles"?

[@cjward_24]

I love how quickly y'all lose the "try not to laugh" part and just start telling jokes 🤣

[@montanalilac]

that’s what i was thinking too as i sit here wheezing 😂😂😂😂

[@mariusgherasim6793]

What meme line was most famous in Noah's time? Water those?!

[@malachistephenson1319]

Hahahaha sooo good!!! I discovered the first one earlier this year and was hoping they’d do a second! Btw, who’s the shortest man in the Bible? Knee-high-miah of course! (Nehemiah)

[@charlenevandekamp9662]

Who's even shorter? Bildad the shoe-height (Shuhite)

[@GogakuOtaku]

Another comment said that Peter was actually the shortest… Because he slept on his watch! ⌚️

[@adamclarke1105]

May the 4th be with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LadyDecember]

Did you hear that the disciples opened their own dairy shop? Yeah, they called it Cheeses of Nazareth.

[@JITKanno0]

Obi- Wan's "May the Fourth be with you!" - just perfect)))))

[@cynamynstik]

Thanks guys! 😆

[@Siewai7]

Which prophet had a wonky face? Isaiah - one eye’s (h)igher than the other😂😂

[@thetruedaoster8863]

8:29 Holy. . . . ! That was funny as she-cow! XD

[@Alettierrr]

SCARED ME😂😂😂😂

[@YSNostalgia]

I was genuinely scared that I was go to have to turn off the video. XD

[@thetruedaoster8863]

@@YSNostalgia Clearly the joke worked 😂😂😂

[@GodLovesUs.LoveOurGod]

Ahh that scared me so much!!!!😢 I thought something else would be said😢

[@cjward_24]

The Daniel thyme joke got me

[@senseimatt3097]

Part 3 - Get Ready Here is your material: How long do cow's go to heaven? For heifer and heifer. Where does a cow go if it dies before repenting? Burgatory. What do you call the Pope's Cow? A Papal Bull. Moses had a belly laugh when he entered heaven, the heavenly banquet was served in the Golden Calf-eteria. How did the Hebrew's seal their lintels during passover? They Lamb-inated them. Why are bagels kosher? They're pretty hole-y. What does Jesus' tomb on Holy Saturday and the Little Orphan Annie have in common? "The Son will come out... Tomb-Morrow... " What scripture do you give a friend on unemployment? The book of Job. I was shocked that the book of Numbers contained mostly words. Why would the Jews suffer torture rather than abandon the Lord? They were trained to Maccabee themselves. Noah's guardian angel was by default an Ark angel. I study ancient ships, it is ark-eology. Why did the dove bring an olive branch back to Noah? The whole tree was too heavy for him to carry. He couldn't carry OLIVE it. How did Daniel approach his death penalty? By lion down. How did David ambush Saul in the cave? He was privy to the King's business. What happened when Lot's wife looked back? She got as-salt-ed. How did Nahshon celebrate Father's day? With a-mini-dab. I read the first five books of the bible pretty fast... I torah right through them. In Corinthians Paul tells the story of how he escaped Damascus... It was kind of a let down. I told the pirate to hurry up and finish the book of Revelation, he said, "Arrrmageddon there." Why was St. Peter audited by the tax collector's? They said that the way he paid was a little fishy. Frogs have an amphibian Bible, it was the greatest story ever toad. How did John the Baptist get honey without getting stung? He was attuned to the bee attitudes. I couldn't decide if I should read more resurrection accounts... Emmaus well. How did Jesus get wood for the fires while traveling? The Axe of the Apostles. How do you know that the Apostles prefer Hondas? They were all in one accord.

[@carolynwatts7325]

These are great!

[@donnajustice2296]

I can't stop laughing... whew!!

[@Deborahissaved]

This is straight up funny🤣

[@leomadera459]

😂 Good morning, Seth & David, the best joke, Christian 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️ Runner's. Thank you. God bless you and the crew.

[@Domithiccc]

80% Truth, Ruth. Is the only one that made me laugh. Nonetheless, great video.

[@followerofchrist6694]

Why did the church at Philipi have so many acrobats? Because they were flip-ians.

[@katelynhumenik]

I was so happy when i saw that this was a new video! I love these! I used a lot of them to tell to my friends.

[@davidchildofgod753]

Let's goooooo!!!! I'm so glad you came back with a pt. 2!

[@thetruedaoster8863]

You know when Jesus was talking with the Samaritan lady in John 4, right? And the disciples were uncomfortable when they discovered him there such that they did not question him? When a few villagers asked the disciples where Jesus is, the disciples were like: "Err. . . . . . .Well. . . . . ."

[@sethebel5759]

Where did Jesus work during his years as a carpenter? The Savior's Workshop! A customer said, "Beautiful work Jesus." Jesus responds, "Thank you."

[@thetruedaoster8863]

What happens when you see Pastor excited? You see Rev. Elation

[@adathestoryteller]

Yasss!!! I've been looking forward to this since last year

[@Bluekittykat8]

Levia”fat” instead of leviathan 😂

[@franceshynes9935]

I love these!!

[@thetruedaoster8863]

No one could ever play card games aboard the Ark? . . . .Because Noah would always be standing on the deck. . .!

[@SK-NJ-USA]

the last one "pantheist " was too too good. Love all your stuff.

[@jocollind4813]

Did you know that the disciples drove around in a Honda? They were all in one Accord.

[@iAvize]

Please do another, I was smiling and laughing the whole time!

[@RobertlawrenceBDCMinistries]

Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the ark? Because they were using "fowl" language!

[@costaricaunbound]

How did Paul refer to his previous job? He referred to it as past tense. (Past tents)

[@Joshua-rc3zk]

Who is the shortest guy in the bible? Knee-high-amiah. 😂

[@gdcc1989]

Yes, please!! These were fantastic.

[@giantsbaseball101]

Why would Esther need a pitchfork? To tackle Hay-man!

[@Joe-rz3fd]

Which Bible character had five parents and which one had zero? David once slept with his forefathers and Joshua was the son of Nun.

[@nf.ingram]

The fact that I’m watching this ON May 4th 😂😂

[@ada8189]

Grateful for God has kept everyone till now. Just happy as a Christian, David was not angry about losing. Though I think he got a little CROSS

[@bro.joseph7]

LoL!

[@ludwigtheludwig]

Jesus was discussing resurrection with the Pharisees when this other parti came up to them, and they started crying, for they were sad you see (Sadducee)

[@silverhairedgranny]

So awesome I needed to laugh today ❤

[@giantsbaseball101]

How was Joshua a computer software expert? He fought the battle of Ai!

[@Allen-L-Canada]

I don't get it? Ai?

[@giantsbaseball101]

AI (Artificial intelligence)

[@samuelanguala4826]

@@Allen-L-CanadaAi was a city in Canaan that needed to be conquered by the Israelites, and the city’s name sounds like AI (artificial intelligence)

[@Allen-L-Canada]

@@samuelanguala4826 got it thanks. I study The bible mostly in Chinese, so I am unfamiliar with the English spelling of the city. :)

[@NakaggwaGorretPatience-dc6pt]

Oh God this is harder than I thought 😂❤🥰