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[@lolmadcuzbad4795]

Hi

[@Bmthighlights]

Nah I’m good

[@willarcher2353]

Pwease do the TV show psych you will love it

[@mercy6549]

how this 4 days ago

[@NintendohFreak]

No freaking joke. Alex, you gotta watch "Shorts" from 2009 Directed and written by Robert Rodriguez. It's so bad, it's another kid's movie of course but the plot is wack.

[@cuppycakesrawrable]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" is actually one of the best movie quotes of all time - thanks Steve Buscemi

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Indeed.

[@JAYTHEBEAST2]

Still crazy it was said in a kids movie. But none the less, amazing quote.

[@Ilikebread879]

I didn't know that came from this movie.

[@tameriz1280]

Damn, never realized that it's from Spy Kids

[@scoutszewc8989]

It’s such a raw line for no reason.

[@trinaq]

Steve Buscemi was the best part, and takes this silly kids' movie seriously. He even says the line "Do you think that God stays in Heaven" with a straight face, a commendable feat!

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

And Stallone was the best part of Spy Kids 3D which was Yikes

[@pleaseshutup7053]

Great movie

[@NJGuy1973]

I don't tip. I don't believe in it.

[@KhaosAdmiral]

honestly that line is unironically really profound which makes it even funnier when its said in this movie.

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

The God line is actually great, like, some Plato shit right there

[@euro-trashling]

How Gerty didn't end up suffering from traction alopecia from those helicopter pigtails is the most unrealistic part of the movie for me.

[@raymond808]

I’ve been saying this for years. Completely ruins the whole thing for me.

[@thethirdchimpanzee]

​@@raymond808 *That's* what ruins it for you!?

[@dylansharp8471]

Traction alo-what now?

[@3Equalz]

​@@dylansharp8471It means if pull hair too hard, hair fall out

[@estay.azimullah]

@@3Equalz and hair no grow anymore

[@nesnagoi]

I remember that I appreciated the fact that the first two parts were incredibly stylish and fashionable for early 2000s. I wanted to have those clothes that Carmen wore - they had kinda badass vibes. And the fact that most colours in the first two parts were black/red/brown but not Disney-ish bright blue/pink/green made this movie look more serious and "for adults". All the gadgets looked real because of the design and when I was a child and I played X-files with my friends, I imagined real guns and scary monsters that could kill us any minute. And Robert Rodriguez seemed to take kids seriously but at the same time he found a way to make it silly and funny for his viewers. I remember being disappointed and irritated by many kids movies in my childhood because at some point you start to feel as if those movies see morons and idiots in kids. Robert Rodriguez managed to avoid that.

[@alcero1514]

The sale happened to me! When I was little these movies were different than the other kid movies around, I loved all the action when I was like 8 so now i watch them back thinking yeah, i'm glad I had these

[@VoidMySoul]

Well put 🫡

[@chloegriggs8731]

I love how all of us including Alex have had existential crisis’ over that “God stays in heaven” line 💀💀

[@dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646]

I am in complete disbelief that THIS is the movie that line was originally from

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name 😑 ..

[@iseeyousleepdad6463]

@@GriffinZambia shut up

[@zelle8351]

Steve Buscemi showed up purely to give little kids their first 1/8th life crisis

[@TumblinWeeds]

When I was 14 I thought that line was *so cool* Turns out 14 year old me was even stupider than I remember

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It’s nice to rewatch a movie with Alex’s narration and criticism. You never realize how ridiculous a movie is when you’re just a kid watching.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

First Movie ridiculous The Sequels: Bonkers

[@pleaseshutup7053]

This movie is ridiculously great

[@claraberg1214]

he makes it so much better hahah

[@sagecoder8767]

Facts bro but i still love it

[@justsomegirlwithoutamustache]

I hated the Avatar movie as a kid and realized it was bad

[@zarcono4546]

4:07 I think the reason Juni was so bland and calm during this conversation was because if he raised his voice at her, she would've gotten upset and possibly made the situation worse

[@ArcadeAaron777]

He handed the situation really well Like a 911 operator

[@Scarshadow666]

Emily Joel Osment's pigtails wigging out has been a scene that has lived rent-free in my brain since childhood, and your reaction to that was perfect, lol! XD

[@mestrepanda]

I loved this as a kid. The story didn't made much sense event then but like... The gadgets were super cool and the effects looked much better then. The idea of having a secret tree house that was basically a batcave where you could play around with your friends was a lot of fun.

[@antoniosnyder6192]

The gadgets were awesome but come on a watch that can do almost anything EXCEPT TELL TIME WTF?!?!?!?!

[@icecreamhero2375]

I disagree. The story is over the top but it makes perfect sense. Alex said that the parents and grandparents show up for no reason. They thought it was suspicious that Junni and Carmen went missing and they were trying to track them down.

[@theoutsiderjess4869]

Same Spy kids 1-3 was amazing and fun

[@hagiasafiyya6363]

@@icecreamhero2375 i dont think any of us were thinking about that as kids lol

[@ranacroak9156]

all I can remember is tiny zoo and fem!draco malfoy

[@synthiandrakon]

the thing about Robert Rodriguez movies is that they were just kids movies. they weren't "fun for the whole family" where they add a bunch of "jokes for the adults". they were just movies where they did as much cool shit as they could in a very childlike manner and I think that's kind of what makes them as great as they are. They're dumb kids movies made to be cool to kids, and they don't try to be anything else

[@alyzu4755]

From "El Mariachi" (DEFINITELY not for kids, lol) to this to The Mandalorian. ❤️❤️❤️

[@boshwa20]

Honestly prefer this. Now everyone gets all pissed if adults aren't included with a wink

[@Abba_Fan]

@@boshwa20 Nah, as a former kid I'd take the shit mixed up with adult stuff all the time. I liked Spy Kids as a kid, but nowhere near as more adultish cartoons like Looney Tunes, Animaniacs, Justice League/Unlimited

[@trinketmage8145]

Nah, the really cool thing is they're HIS kid movies. Made for his own kids specifically. A target audience of five.

[@birdiewolf3497]

@@Abba_Fan I agree. Like I loved Spy Kids, but I did like the shows and movies with more mature themes when I was a kid. There is clearly space to do both things for children. Like indulge us with childish nonsense that doesn't go beyond wow this is so cool and awesome, and media that doesn't baby us. That showcases ideas and concepts that are more mature and relevant to our reality. Like with Atla

[@derpnerpwerp]

Spy kids gave me fever dreams as a kid. I also think these types of movies may have been partly to blame for the fact that I can't track the plot in a lot of movies as an adult since I apparently learned as a kid that the plot is not followable anyway

[@zacharyclark3693]

12:25 "I have been falling for 30 minutes!"

[@tomciorapowski8627]

Thx cuz i don have ears

[@holahola-ym1xv]

​@@tomciorapowski8627Huh?

[@Nic_2751]

“I fell for hours!”

[@holahola-ym1xv]

@@tomciorapowski8627 How would one not have ears? are you perhaps an eal? because eals don't have ears and you apparently don't either

[@son1c871]

Spy kids 3 was the most confusing/ hilarious movie ever. It made little sense, like when they went surfing on lava. But as a kid it was so fun to watch.

[@trinaq]

Precisely, it made absolutely zero sense, but I loved it for the wacky situations and characters!

[@Nicamon]

*Spy Kids 1:* Great!🤩 *Spy Kids 2:* OK.😀 *Spy Kids 3:* What the hell did I just watch?😵 *Spy Kids 4:* Why the hell did they make th...😓/OH,LOOK,THERE'S JESSICA ALBA!!!😍Ok,I'm gonna watch this one just for her.🤎

[@elenaacatalinei]

right but it still managed to be my favourite spy kids movie

[@shouldhavesaidno7039]

I only ever seen the 3rd one I was too little to see the other two in theaters.

[@MagicCardboardBox]

I mean... It was virtual lava? It's fine to surf on it? That's not a nitpick for me, makes perfect sense.

[@jessiestorm]

It genuinely feels like all of the spy kids movies were just some wicked insane dream I had. Like no one would believe me if I gave them details about these movies if they never watched them.

[@arianebarnes]

If you watch the DVD and Robert Rodriguez's own commentary, that was the point. These movies were designed to be as inventive as possible and that is why I like them. Surreal kids movies actually for kids. This movie came out about the same time as "Shark Tale" an animated kids movie that constantly references "Jaws" and "The Godfather" -- two R rated movies from the 70's that I'm sure every 6 to 8 year old had seen before seeing it.

[@GOBLlN]

and that’s what made it special

[@thebrightsideofthedarkside]

I’m just happy I got to make your comment from 999 to 1k 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[@okkk6082]

“Ah yes, this sounds like Benadryl.” I DIED

[@imanoljesusdelpozo4907]

I gotta say, I always loved all the spy kids movies for how entertaining and funny they were for me as a kid, and while I remember scenes and moments, I couldn’t recall ANYTHING from the main plot for most of them even if my life depended on it.

[@RealBradMiller]

They have to get this thing and then take it to this place... and there's tiny elephants or something... lol

[@xtro9296]

I actually really enjoy Spy Kids but they are ridiculous. The spinning hair is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

[@kayinmitchell]

On god when I was a kid I thought this was the coolest thing ever😂😂😂

[@NathasyaStellaHermanus]

That spinning hair gave me a flasback to that one fairy from Barbie in Fairytopia who flies with her pigtails instead of... you know... wings...

[@NathasyaStellaHermanus]

@@hollowwoods7130 I still have shivers when I remember that memory...

[@viralvidviewer962]

They just said screw all laws of physics, flying hair go brr.

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

amazing? that's one word for it lol

[@ComicalRealm]

Fun fact: Spy Kids 2 is the only installment of the 2001-03 'Spy Kids' trilogy, in which George Clooney doesn't have a cameo in.

[@trinaq]

Really? I never knew that, thanks for the enlightenment!

[@mercy6549]

ok

[@xaphobiamoon]

@Don't Read Profle Photo we can’t anyway.

[@alim.9801]

AND I ALWAYS WONDER WHY

[@keenansutherland7690]

9:55 when i was a kid i thought he was saying something super Spanish but the actor couldn't enunciate

[@johnkingbad]

13:45 I'm 14, and that's deep

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

Dude, you have to get the full scene with. The music starts at 13:33

[@raze2012_]

I mean, it went pretty hard by 2002 standards lol. When I was like, 5.

[@wamas1234]

It's so strange how in our young minds we could follow almost the whole story but rewatchingit when you're older it's like "wha-what the heck is happening when did they get there"

[@pleaseshutup7053]

Haha I had no idea this was the plot

[@c.c.3957]

I think it’s maybe because as kids we were able to use our imagination to fill in the plot holes

[@icecreamhero2375]

It can follow it. It seems that Alex just doesn't like camp.

[@finpin2622]

I feel like these movies appealed so much to kids bc they're basically like if you took a kids pretend game and funded it. It's like a power fantasy sort of thing where all the parents are incompetent and the kids get to fix things by having cool gadgets and being smart n shit, plus there's wacky visuals and concepts. Makes about as much sense as what me and my sister pretended when we were kids.

[@Jushwa]

The prop guy on the spy kids extras DVD I think said it best. When you're a kid, you are reliant on your parents to take you anywhere really, with these movies they equipped these kids to the 9's with gadgets being able to have your own jet pack, your own sub, your own plane, while also kicking adult ass? I mean come on it was probably the most empowering kids film of all time, even if it was totally ridiculous and unrealistic shit was totally awesome.

[@arislanbekkosnazarov9644]

That’s exactly how the series clicked with the child me

[@francescapatti2934]

Thats exactly it!

[@Freegrem]

11:21 I HAD WATER IN MY MOUTH!!

[@bandotaku]

I watched the 2nd Spy Kids movie an absurd amount of times back in the day, even long after I was the target age demographic. I think I found it more interesting of a concept. The plot makes less sense, but they expanded the world way more with more gadgets and spy stuff. I even remember watching the DVD extras over and over. It feels cringe watching it now, but I still fee the nostalgia with the clips shown.

[@mstrawberry5243]

P

[@Jushwa]

Yeah tbh I kind of hated that they spoiled us in the first half with gadgets and then took them all away for a while, I wanted the gadgets to go for the whole film lol. But at least they came back a bit in the end.

[@bandotaku]

@@Jushwa That's true, I get that

[@Alex-vl6yt]

This series was literally my childhood, me and my cousin would play spy all the time. My dad even made us our own OSS badges and everything. Even watching them now and seeing how ridiculous they are still warms my heart and reminds me of how much I loved them growing up.

[@Narra0002]

Yes, to me, it’s still one of the best movie series ever

[@aberdeen0107]

My dad also made us badges!

[@nikkimoon1533]

your dads were absolute Chads.

[@yungpapi]

i remember begging my mom to make me and brother OSS badges too

[@nicolehegarty4749]

I remember playing Spy Kids too! 😋❤️

[@kseniav586]

The Spy Kids franchise is how I was introduced to many famous actors. Like Steve Buscemi was "that crazy scientist from Spy Kids 2" and Sylvester Stallone "the bad guy from Spy Kids 3" for much longer than I'd like to admit :D

[@YazminA.Sanchez]

Antonio banderas as “oh, he is the dad from spy kids”

[@kenzij]

My dad still refers to Ricardo Montalbán as "the grandfather from Spy Kids" just in case I can't put a face to the name.

[@Butterflier00]

and Alan Cumming. He talks about these movies with such love.

[@themoongateofficial]

Sylvester went from the bad guy in spy kids to Rambo for me

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

really? you're parents must've been much more protective than mine lol, i knew steve buscemi from Fargo since i was like, 12, time flies

[@shenanikenz]

13:40 hit me so hard when I was 13 years old, I filled an entire journal with my writings about how I felt like God had abandoned me, abandoned all humans, and that religion is endlessly flawed in its search for life’s purpose. Looking back on that, it seemed very Nietzsche inspired, but really it was Spy Kids 2 that inspired my agnosticism

[@Tarnthewarrior]

After hearing that quote how do you feel now when you learned god's reasoning

[@AvarageGamingGamer]

Wait god exist? Holy cow definitely not some random maniacs forcing religion in everyone's throat back in the olden era and not to mention you are punished If you don't

[@lyresongbird1092]

If he thought this was a trip, just wait for spy kids 3.

[@DoratTheKiller]

As a kid I had home recorded VHSes of the second and third movies (but not the first), and I can tell you: "Spy Kids 3D: Game Over" is *even more* insane than this one.

[@dashingcatto]

Can confirm

[@mirandaa1464]

That whole plot line about The Guy lives rent free in my head

[@krounos1]

did someone ring the dingster?

[@JuanGomez-ke5py]

basically Phantasy Star online mixed with hack

[@TheRedAzuki]

Spy Kids 3D was so insane, first 3D movie I've ever seen, saw it with my grandpa even

[@TSSmith]

To elaborate on a small thing, OSS (if they are talking about the IRL one which they probably were) stands for 'Office of Strategic Services' That doesn't exist anymore, as it was replaced by the CIA in 1947. The OSS was founded in 1942 due to the lack of an intelligence agency. So this means in spy kids the OSS was never dissolved in 1945 after WWII and instead kept around. It is my belief this is the divergence point where Spy Kids splits from the IRL timeline.

[@stormysideup2185]

That actually makes sense, it's definitely where the timline diverts

[@sophialane3175]

I apparently learn more from the KZbin comments section than I did in history class... US education system, everyone.

[@sophialane3175]

... So it's a Nexus event?

[@kenzij]

It looks like the letters were never explained on screen (though I could have sworn they were in a bonus or behind the scenes thing), however in one of the books it's the Organization of Super Spies.

[@Annie-gq8df]

@Jasmine N. 😌

[@daRealB-Rex]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that HANK FREAKING HILL was the villain in this? Rewatching this as an adult really opens the eyes

[@KimboKG14]

10:00 CC says "junior rocky racer rebel cortes"

[@HoDoBoDo]

Steve Buscemi will always go down as one of the realest dudes ever. I forgot the name of the character XD, but that quote "Do you think...God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" Such a deep cut of a line where you start to wonder if you're watching a Spy Kids movie.

[@icecreamhero2375]

Remaro

[@ProjektTaku]

that line cuts deeper than any nillistic movie could.

[@itsanu1420]

And the absolute masterpiece of him playing god in miracle workers too, plays perfectly

[@HoDoBoDo]

@@icecreamhero2375 Oh yh, he was honestly my favourite part of Spy Kids 2.

[@Butterflier00]

man's was also a firefighter and WENT BACK TO THOSE DUTIES on 9/11. dude was really real...

[@boshwa20]

Child Soldiers: Illegal and a war crime Spy Kids: Completely fine and encouraged

[@NoahGooder]

this movie series (yes even 4) holds a place in my heart for well being actually fun to watch. Also "Danny Trejo" is kind of a national treasure in my eyes

[@FadedLabsSilverDeluxe]

Wait there's a 4th?

[@vastro921]

​@@FadedLabsSilverDeluxeYes, but it's apparently bad. I haven't seen anyone(apart from this person) speak positively about it.

[@RealbluesparkFN]

Nostalgia hit hard and then the reading rainbow theme played and the nostalgia doubled

[@TheNinjapancake14]

There should’ve been a Spy Kids Cinematic Universe. It was on the same imaginative level as Shark Boy and Lava Girl

[@16driver16]

What does 4 movies count as

[@TrapHausCreo]

That’s so true

[@lilbites930]

They were made by the same person that’s why they’re similar

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Technically there is one, the Machete movies are part of it. For some reason.

[@artistanthony1007]

@@lilbites930 His kids actually did most of the movie.

[@davidpescitelli8004]

I think the appeal of the Spy Kids movies is that this stuff is kind of the thing kids think about when they think of spies. Cool gadgets, saving the world, and fighting bad guys, and that's pretty much what these movies do and I felt the first 2 movies do that well.

[@masonasuncion9496]

I remember watching spy kids 3 over and over and over again

[@robertcowan7229]

This in my opinion is the best of all the Spy Kids movies. The first movie was good, but It was about two kids being thrown into a situation where have to rescue the actual spies. The 3rd had WAY too much CGI, not a lot of Carmen, and Juni wasn’t good at his job as before. Here, they were actually spy kids from the beginning of the movie, especially with the cool gadgets, that dinner fight scene, and them actually going on an assignment as agents. This was so cool to watch as a kid.

[@acemarvel1564]

Ive always liked the studio behind movies like this mostly because of how imagination defying and rebellious to normal movies they are

[@pleaseshutup7053]

I agree 100% these movies are just fun

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@Don't Read Profle Photo No one is wasting the time.

[@birdboy16]

@Don't Read Profle Photo I don’t know how to read

[@neivilde.1242]

i like that there is continuity in the movies, like they develop this sibling telepathy in this movie that still exists in the 3rd and 4th movie, things that are established in one movie still matter in the next, we love to see it

[@juhbenward18]

Wait theres 4?

[@neivilde.1242]

@@juhbenward18 the 3 original ones yeah , and then they made a 4th one a few years later with new kids, and juni and carmen are the adults now and they haven't spoken in years, it was meant to be like a reboot for the franchise I guess but it didn't happen with that cast. i like it though, it was sweet

[@beckbro6585]

I remember babysitting my neighbors kids and they were into this. I was a teen thinking "man, these kid movies are weird", then I remember Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I have no room to judge.

[@joypink5599]

“I guess I was just to busy trying to understand just literally anything going on in Kingdom Hearts.” Extremely relatable, and also… makes a little to much sense knowing what you’re like, Alex.

[@PunishingGrayJay]

I really loved these movies as a kid but even as a adult I can admit the cave where they hear each other's thoughts but can't be heard if they open their mouth is a cool idea. I really believe the movies had some really decent and creative ideas in general, no one can ever say they are ripoffs of anything

[@zelle8351]

That’s a really good analysis! As much as the VFX were awful, it was early 2000s and I think they were genuinely good from a standpoint of concepts and acting. If you have a film brain, you’ll enjoy it.

[@Thedooweedoo]

You should definitely review Spy Kids 3: Game Over !!! I still remember the betrayal I felt when I watched it for the first time and the line “I never even got her email address” which is so 2003. I enjoyed how Carmen is lost for a lot of it and it’s shows Juni’s growth as a character since he is alone/not with Carmen for a lot of the movie. Also It has Sylvester Stallone and Elijah Wood! There’s also Shorts (2009) which is also directed by Robert Rodriguez. It is an absolutely bonkers film and reminds me of the live action Cat In the Hat.

[@blueturtle3623]

Holy shit- Shorts!! I routinely forget the name of it and think "Man, that movie with the rock and the braces was wild"

[@Arbolito661]

That was my favorite one and it never played when i wanted on cable😭 and we couldn’t even record it

[@Alecexo]

Right I can’t wait for him to do it. That’s my favorite one!

[@TY-km8hj]

U just unlocked a mad memory for me with shorts I forgot all about it, pretty sure I have the dvd still somewhere

[@gracekim25]

He’s the guy 😂 ‘Cake!’

[@catburglarnami]

4:19 i assumed that after the events of the first movie, the OSS realized that carmen and juni had some special skills (due to saving the world pretty much) and they granted them special privileges. I think it even showed that the director of OSS had some kind of special privileges over the position of the president. So actually, yes, I do think Juni would have called in some special favors and would have gotten her a special talk with the president. That's why they were "SK1" and "SK2" and not some random spy kids operatives that came after them.

[@TobleroneCraft]

Bill Paxton, Danny Trejo, Antonio Banderas, Steve Buscemi... one heck of a cast for a kid's movie.

[@Katharina-yi1ef]

As adults, we realize how weird our childhood shows were, because we start applying cohesiveness, logic, and common sense onto these shows. Yet I do still enjoy watching these shows and I'd definitely never wish to unsee this part of my childhood. It's nice to think back to a simpler time where everything made sense for us, even if they actually didn't. It's a part of a child''s imagination and creativity to find patterns/logic where none is. Sometimes that skill is something I miss ❤

[@jordanadams9804]

You should try mushrooms or acid. It'll take you right back to child like wonder

[@j.i.r608]

@@jordanadams9804 You're supposed to put childish things away when you grow up. It's fine to remember them, but you shouldn't return to those behaviors. Also, those kinds of drugs cause more harm than good

[@owynz6176]

Whoa

[@Scarshadow666]

@@j.i.r608 Tbf, sometimes it's debatable what those childish things are and it depends from person-to-person how much they want to give them up while still being mature about it. For example, animation has had a history where most people have been dismissive of the medium with the assumption that it's "for kids" without realizing that animation can be made for anyone at any age, and that it can be insulting for people that make kids content (due to the assumption that when something is "for kids" that it's something of low quality, which isn't true). Also, a lot of the time, artists usually tap into their inner kid selves in order to create a lot of great art/media.

[@MigWith]

@@Scarshadow666 yep, most artists use creativity and the logic of a child to create media, paints ands other types of art. creativity shouldn't be something you "grow out". i am someone creative myself and i am proud of that, and it sometimes just puzzles me how many people find creative works as "that person has definitely done drugs to make this"... like... no?

[@meowmeow9617]

“Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?” That’s really deep, especially for a kids movie.

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

would you say, the cat's out of the bag? you know, cause your name is...(rando in the crowd coughs as a cricket chirps)

[@meowmeow9617]

@@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 lol

[@zCREz]

16:20 The thought of something so f**ked up it even scares the paralysis demon... 🤣🤣🤣

[@blockappella]

I'm so excited for his video on Spy Kids 3. It's an absolute masterpiece and there hasn't been a movie so great since it came out. A full 1 hour 24 minutes of pure pleasure. Make sure to watch for everyone to be slipping around on the ground like it's melted butter and the way things slide around in everybody's hands proves that friction doesn't exist in virtual reality. And you can tell they probably just blew like 70% of the budget just on getting Sylvester Stallone in the movie so by the time they paid all the special effects artists they had to have been like oh crap we have no budget left, well let's just have all the known adult actors jump into frame for a second and then skip the fight scene and have everyone act like they won the fight and no one will notice. Yeah it's absolutely amazing. It walked so that Sharkboy and Lavagirl could run

[@mateomzARCHIVES]

After 9 months… you finally got your gift.

[@QueenofBrambles]

The random music scene during the credits was that strange mix of jarring and fun when I was a kid. I later learned that it was put in because Alexa wanted to try her hand at a singing career and Robert loved the idea of putting singing in his movies. Alexa didn't make it as a pop singer, but she did make her own cult success in the indie musical circuit.

[@atlas_vash]

Lol then theres taylor momsen (presidents daughter) straight up having her own successful music career now with the pretty reckless

[@rebeccag.1016]

came to say the same thing about the random song and dance. glad I'm not the only one that knew that.

[@aberdeen0107]

And now she barters essential oils with her big time rush husband lolol

[@dizzydee6362]

Spy Kids 1 & 2 had S tier casting for such silly movies, and it's their acting that really helped the movies from being the typical bad kids' movie and more of a genuinely enjoyable time.

[@maybewise]

Unrealistic that no adult at the party just doesn't drink, or fake drank because they're too picky about their drinks, or fake drank because they're spies, and are paranoid about EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. Like if the kid knew she could just swiped her finger over the glass to know that there were "sleepers" there, why didn't an adult do that before drinking?

[@TheJeannag]

These movies were so good precisely because they were the extension of our wildest imaginations as kids. Which as adults feel like a warped fever dream X'D But hey, they sure did make us dream big dreams as kids X'D

[@JoseJoseC626]

I still love it's canon that Gary and Gerti's mom is Salma Hayek and their dad is Mike Judge. A power couple this real world needs .

[@caitlynskiff2001]

forget liking Spy Kids movies as a kid, I still like Spy Kids movies as an adult! They're ridiculous, campy, and I love it. This one is definitely my favorite of all the movies. IDK why, maybe because I like the island idea.

[@Dude-vb4ul]

You know, every time I hear you rep your podcast called "doing the devil's tango," I can't help but imagine like the most PG13 softcore porn video, lol. Like literally a porn produced by the "cool mom" who wants her kids to explore their sexuality but safely, you know, in a Disney friendly way haha

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

As a danish kid, i have seen all of the spy kids movies (that i have seen) in danish. It is only recently that i realize that i know some of these actors from elsewhere. Like that dad from bridge to Therabitea or whatever, is actually Cabe from Scorpion and T-1000 from terminator 2. And the guy who plays Mr. Minion is also Adrian Monk

[@matthewsosa6239]

I can’t wait till he does spy kids,all the time in the world, it’s…actually kinda depressing and relatable

[@arielleaarons838]

@Don't Read Profle Photo okay I won’t

[@itsanu1420]

That one kinda slapped as a kid LOL

[@braydencook4831]

“Ah yes this sounds like Benadryl” literally killed me.

[@haz2968]

The more I think about it, the kids didn't drink that sleepy thing, making me think it was alcohol. Nobody wearing a suit, tie and shades should drink alcohol. Also, why would there be a party where every spy attends, giving bad guys a room full of their enemies?!

[@thegreatandpowerfuldc5977]

The president’s daughter being the lead singer for The Pretty Reckless is pretty insane to me lol

[@wilthomas]

they were really good but she apparently has some mental and/or substance abuse issues

[@thegreatandpowerfuldc5977]

@@wilthomas So she’s a music artist basically lol

[@danicee]

I love Carla Gugino. My dad sees her all the time, he is a door man at a building she has an office at. I loved her in Son In Law. She hasn’t aged for at least 2 decades, but I honestly think she’s an unproblematic queen so time has spared her from aging lol

[@gamewiz720]

69th like

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

She's a walking grace.

[@maryam8789]

spy kids 3 is the weirdest movie ive ever watched, but that’s what makes it a classic 😌

[@Relentless13]

Please reply back to me my life depends on it

[@m.c.martin]

Spy Kids 3 was the best one 😂

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Spy kids 3 goated

[@everenrae9005]

I swear- this was actually my favorite movie when I was a kid. Spy kids 2.

[@josephnewsome2935]

13:03 well how many Adam sandler movies has Steve been in?

[@degenerate-otaku6634]

Can you believe this film gave us: "Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?" LIKE FUCKING SPY KIDS 2. THE SEQUEL.

[@sebswede9005]

Also "But i can fix him".

[@Butterflier00]

and then "you are so full of shittake mushrooms" just the RANGE.

[@QGamez-ej7nf]

14:00 questioning life

[@zastaroth669]

Fun fact: The president's daughter is played by Taylor Momsen who also played in the live-action grinch movie. She now has a rock band called the Pretty Reckless.

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

Spy Kids 2 was an absolute BANGER of a film, I watched it so much growing up and even had a play set of it which went on so many mission from the sandbox to the bathtub. So dope!

[@DonniedrakoE]

13:45 - 14:05 I was waiting for this moment. Still can’t believe this mind boggling quote came from spy kids 2

[@tttITA10]

Before I even watch it, I'm just gonna say it: don't you dare speak ill of the greatest spy franchise ever, or you too will live in fear of the rage you've created.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

Your reaction to that quote was absolutely perfect.

[@akhigbekelvin9163]

I feel bad for parents that had to watch this with us in the theatres when they came out 😂😂... Looking at it now, I honestly can't stomach 20 mins of this

[@meowmeow9617]

“Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?” For a movie made for kids, that’s extremely dark.

[@isisjames255]

13:52 we LITERALLY made the same face 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sheenahardaker]

omg thanks for these reactions which are also recaps for me! I've only seen the 3rd 3D Spy Kids many many times, as I later got it on DVD, but never the first two! Nice to see what all the characters that come in the end on the third one actually do in the first two movies.

[@tiredbylife.5589]

Spy Kids 3 was everything to me. And, there was the website where you could play games. If you went to McDonald's back in the days, you could get the toys for Spy Kids 3 and it came with codes for the web game. It was honestly everything. Oh the memories.

[@Jushwa]

oh shit what I didn't even know Spy Kids 3 also had toys, I had the ones for spy kids 2 only

[@tapdancingrabbits124]

I’m not ashamed to admit I recreated the ballet scene all the time and desperately wanted my own helicopter ponytails so bad. Still do tbh

[@DarianRamkissoon]

I can't get over the helicopter hair scene. Easily the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@amandajm15]

Omg! That "okay" after the whole giggle bit sounded hilarious 😂

[@Butterflier00]

4:23 and now he's married to megan trainer...lol

[@piegirl8263]

"Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too fears what He created" man you think you know what this movie is and then it just sucker punches you out of nowhere

[@Chuuzus]

Spy Kids 2 is actually one of the best superhero movies of all time. it has aged so so well

[@CoolCatDoingAKickflip]

I remember being like 8 or 9 years old watching Spy Kids 2 for the first time and actually thinking that the theme park in the opening scene actually existed.

[@Wade.Stikmann]

I'm loving your new little animations. All the faces and gestures you make always make me laugh!

[@jaredbezes7806]

14:18 isn’t that just the Bermuda Triangle? 🤯 🤯 🤯

[@marigabirabi3024]

11:15 The poop in between that chico’s teeth was absolutely not necessary 😭 the directors were wrong for that one

[@MintFrog]

12:28 I now know where that one “how long have we been falling” audio came from

[@mysteryshack470]

When Gurti did that thing with the hair, my exact thoughts were, " what kinda tails knockoff, physics defying fever dream is this?! "

[@TheSpencermacdougall]

8:25 Even as a kid, I thought that was hilariously stupid. And I still do.

[@_Aqua_Kay]

Same 😂😂

[@nailinthefashion]

Latino main characters proud of their heritage with genuine motives and beliefs.. How was this series so ahead of its time... I'll never get over how hilarious all the effects were either. Truly perfect films 💕✨️

[@alim.9801]

These movies made me really excited as a kid bc there wasn't as much Latino representation and my family is Latino so it felt really special and cool to see 🥲

[@nailinthefashion]

@@alim.9801 extremely woke for the time... comments like yours remind me of why movies are so magic

[@Jushwa]

Robert had to push back against the studio to cast a latin family, this was even harder to do 20 years ago. Salma was originally supposed to be the Mom but wasn't available, I think Carla was perfect tho I wouldn't change a thing. Robert was the breakout director for Salma and Antonio too. He made latin families seem like the coolest, I loved when Carmen used her full cool sounding name as a passcode lol, that bit made me want a latin name as kid lol my full name is boring af.

[@nonebefore389]

Except for the actress who plays Carmen non of the other main characters are Latino tho.

[@AgusSkywalker]

Ricardo Montalban was Mexican. Antonio Banderas is Spanish but plays a lot of Mexican characters. Danny Trejo is son of Mexicans (and cousin of Robert Rodriguez). And yes, Alexa Vega is Colombian.

[@rebeccadeleon5027]

I love this channel! It's the only thing I love watching as much as my toddler because it's got plenty that make him laugh and so many jokes for me to enjoy that go over his head. It's amazing ❤️❤️

[@angelislas3173]

The part where the girl was flying had me in tears 😭😭😭😭

[@maplepainttube8158]

The thing I love about these movies is, well even if it feels silly to an adult, it knew exactly what would be cool to kids and it went for it.

[@Ella-bg2ve]

‘Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?’ Me whenever I watch Netflix

[@ryanboggs5919]

I remember my dad renting this movie for me and my sisters to watch on dvd. He made his special popcorn in those old school popcorn makers. He'd always add a ridiculous amount of melted butter and salt to it. Good memories