[SPACE STATION 13] BARBERS MAKE OKAY TRAITORS

[@boldandbrash9447]

I remember being a traitor as chemist, and being really confident I could just poison the station to death with whatever I made, but all I did was give half the station mild brain damage. Half the radio comms were stuttering.

[@andrewbrowning1931]

Like, extra brain damage, or the usual amount for goon

[@boldandbrash9447]

@@andrewbrowning1931 yes.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Mix up large amounts of black powder, pour it all through the maintenance tunnels, light it up; and the station is a whole lot hotter

[@InternetTAB]

"being a traitor is about having fun. about adding spice to a round. " "not 'here's what I do when I'm traitor' " *proceeds to implant a ton of microbombs and drink gas* oh I'm laughing, but you're absolutely right "a lot of kurt baker bodies" lool

[@Jawsomest]

I mean, EVEN without a traitor, everybody dies. I mean look at what was happening while he was traitor, he caused like 0% of that.

[@kyran1681]

just a very soft... "uh ooohhh... spaghettioooos..."

[@Dr-Weird]

And then the laugh.

[@SkyhawkCaptain]

If Bob Ross was a traitor........lol

[@JustZar]

Nurse with the edits on point!

[@theblackpantslegion]

I agree

[@VonKuro]

Wait... Nurse is doing Tex edits !? Well that explain why the new SS13 videos are so short

[@NurseVO]

👀

[@NurseVO]

@@VonKuro 🌝

[@kevinmabryii3091]

I really like this new format of video. Crisp editing too, I agree.

[@floorsuck9715]

Gotta love those monologues Tex goes off on every so often.

[@DaltonAcosta_AmarasStory]

Tex playing Space Station 13 always makes me think on absurd matters. Like, at what temperature would the oxygen in my blood ignite.

[@NurseVO]

Ah yes. Yes...

[@theblackpantslegion]

Yes!

[@terminator6267]

@@theblackpantslegion Aff. (pRaISe z0rG)

[@IRBitterSoB]

10:47 Greatest anticlimactic monologue in almost ever

[@DarkysLPs]

Ayyy is that nurse in the intro? Noice.

[@theblackpantslegion]

yes

[@CanadianWolverine]

@@theblackpantslegion Not just the intro, either the editor was highly inspired by Nurse or it is Nurse (or whoever Nurse uses) LOL

[@NurseVO]

Yes

[@NurseVO]

@@CanadianWolverine I edited this episode

[@DrTarte]

Can't thank you enough for introducing me to this game via these videos. About a week in now and I've found my fun as a janitor. I haven't laughed this hard in ages, especially when it results in my remains being plastered on the walls. It all makes for some amazing stories that I won't soon forget.

[@Gordon519]

I love this new editing style for the space station 13 videos

[@krausier]

Damn i really wanted that shuttle to go up in ash. Oh well you lasted alot longer that i thought you would. good job!

[@jeph115]

holy shit editing quality just went up by the very scientific denomination of a Fuckton

[@antimattercarp2720]

Welcome to Nurse, thank you Nurse.

[@NurseVO]

You're welcome

[@NurseVO]

@@antimattercarp2720 🌝

[@ibuildblasters8118]

you did this? you 2 should partner up

[@RoKKr023i]

Love the totally wholesome laughter at the beginning. Totally 100% Wholesome.

[@justmutantjed]

[Serious monologue] -- "Oh hey, lookit the guy in the..." -- [Resumes serious monologue] Yep, that's about right. 😂 These edited SS13 sessions are great! Love the short form stuff. I still prefer your longplays, but the edits are fantastic on the short episodes.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Traitor is about adding an extra hint of chaos beyond the normal "hehe mix up thermite for shits and giggles" or "hehe inject people with acid," traitor is about going the extra mile on destruction. Build canister bombs, expend the healomatics and put radium in the medicine, flamethrower the botany room, seperate the solar panels,and so many other chaotic murderous acts.

[@My-Name-Isnt-Important]

Whoa, you got Nurse to do the intro?! She has such a lovely voice. Someone should hire her to do an alternate GPS direction voice, or some other computer voice.

[@inquisitorbenediktanders3142]

I prefer these because it takes you straight to the action.

[@RedGreekWolf]

God I love this guys voice, it's glorious

[@rocktobot]

That guy that kept cloning himself was the kicker for me

[@Mr.Efreet]

I love using the pizza box bombs. Then shifting the blame on cargo or the chef.

[@homers1999]

That's full of water, that's full of guts, and there's a seal! Yep, goon hasn't changed.

[@GretchenDawntreader]

I don't know about any "best of" playlist wizardry, I went straight from Dr. Christmas to finding this playlist right here, and I am up to....49 of 836. You fellows sure are busy! I think this playlist should provide literal years of stuff to listen to at work. Probably until after I am retired.

[@jiveturkeylive]

This episode reminds me of the movie 'Event Horizon'.

[@Edmar_Fecler]

Tex, no joke, has one of the absolute fucking *_BEST_* evil laughs I have ever had the pleasure of hearing.

[@MrGrimsmith]

As allegedly the owner of an awesome evil chuckle myself I wholeheartedly agrre sir! Perhaps I should shave my beard and stick with a glorious moustache which I twiddle while laughing to up my game slightly?

[@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart]

awww, I was waiting for the boom boom

[@dawidgebka4288]

Tex, I think this is your opus magnum right here. Bring us more anecdotes from the eternal lunacy.

[@AzuriteCoast]

I love these edited vids. These days, I don't have time for longform videos, sadly

[@Kerze]

This video should used as an advertisement for SS13. 8:00 - 9:30 especially.

[@ZiggEnt86]

That Dr. Strangelove comment was priceless. Eh-heh.. Eh-heh... Eh-heh...

[@DzDyT1]

Nurse's intro got me chillin

[@eltsoldier]

A shuttle full of guts, burning bodies, explosions and the sound of farts. Is it Tuesday already?

[@banebeard]

Randolph P Checkers: Human molotov cocktail

[@skyvipers]

Clicking on this at 5am proves I will watch Tex play and/or narrate anything.

[@maxfalcor]

i love the xeno hybrid monstruosity one :=

[@Brigis14]

More long videos plz. Love the content

[@Crazymoniker]

I think the guy in the space suit and wheel chair might've been me.

[@snrkybrd]

the new intro is sick.

[@JPG.01]

I am suspecting the water had something to do with the seal and the seal being responsible for the "guts" part.

[@someguy1894]

fun story about how SS13 admins are dumb: I was playing as postal dude in goonstation classic 2, and I was PMed by an admin saying “quit that edgy crap” I responded with “ok” and all I was doing was forcing people to sign my petition and using health pipe jokes, and other voice lines, no terrorism, slight drug stuff but they have drugs themself in this game, and calling a lizard guy a lizard freak, all that which was sort of very little, just to be told I’m edgy, after my response I left because I called my character postal dude, no point in being postal dude if your not postal dude, didn’t know people are still offended by postal 2.

[@uneasypotato7048]

nurse saying "burber" is fucking hilarious

[@vistaowner5347]

Dude, you sound like a mix of Corey Cruise and Rick Hunter

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

"Essential chaos".

[@AdurianJ]

You are lucky you where not the janitor

[@jimnpen8451]

TOILET GHOST IS BEST EPISODR

[@Sudo_Nimh]

Oh hey is that @Nurse ?

[@theblackpantslegion]

yes

[@NurseVO]

Yes

[@eltoxicdog7587]

So Tex I now enough Urbanmechs for a me and the boys lance. Also in honor of you and the members of the Black Pants Legion, I named the UM-AIV urbi Van Zandt's Pride.

[@datboi3939]

bro nurse voice? pog

[@dennisthompson7921]

Sweeny Tex, the demon barber of Space Station 13

[@W1N5T0N1AN]

Dude this is the first video of yours I've seen but you have a damn great voice, could probably do Voiceover or voice acting if you wanted to.

[@theblackpantslegion]

Nah. I'm just a guy

[@kevinmabryii3091]

@@theblackpantslegion A guy with the vocal equivalent of Land O' Lakes.

[@natsume-hime2473]

Tex.... Is this the game that actually inspired Among Us? Because holy hell this looks even more fun and chaotic than Among Us could ever hope to manage.

[@theblackpantslegion]

"Inspired" is an interesting way of "Ripped off from". Among us totally ripped off ss13, town of salem, and a dozen other games. Flavor of the month stuff. SS13 has been around forever.

[@natsume-hime2473]

@@theblackpantslegion Well I did know SS13 has been around for a really, really long time. You kept mentioning it, so I checked it out and was surprised at how long its been around. That was a while back rhough. This was the first time I sat down and watched gameplay though. Also to say it's either a full on rip off, or more charitably inspired, would assume the Among Us devs were aware of this game at all. Which is possible. Also to be totally fair, basically every game today rips off mechanics, if not its entire concept, from an older game. That's just how its been for decades. Especially when an indie game does something revolutionary and bigger publishers demand their studios make a AAA clone of it.

[@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart]

@@theblackpantslegion Town of Salem is literally just Werewolf/Mafia with a web interface. You can't "rip off" a repackaging of a party game that was based on a soviet psychological experiment. It's like saying you can "rip off" the concept of a carbonated beverage. And Among Us only really took the theme and the idea of innocent players having to do tasks from SS13.

[@aberrantquerist6016]

Looking at the wall and space textures on Goon, these clips are fairly outdated. When did you record them? Seeing some of the faces around the station that aren't currently present is always nice, though.

[@theblackpantslegion]

not so long ago

[@aberrantquerist6016]

@@theblackpantslegion A couple months I think. Flaborized did a ton of sprite overhauls since then. I guess time being noticeable is a byproduct of the beauty that is game which constantly evolves.

[@Medstr]

If I've learned anything from this game, it's to not go with the escape shuttle. What ever happens to you on the station as far more intresting than dying on the shuttle.

[@tssteelx]

The narrator? From fight club? Edward Norton?

[@virtueless6262]

Wassup tex was wondering if you would check out the china version of factorio.. Dyson sphere program ot might be a good series too play. Appreciate your vids man they keep me kicking

[@dr-froth2261]

are you still going to have longplays in the future or will every SS13 video be heavily edited like this?

[@theblackpantslegion]

There will still be long-plays. Worry not.

[@marcusriley1311]

Futuristic Sweeney Todd

[@TheJDKaad]

I understand the benefit of the short format SS13 video's, but I would still like to see the entire shift unabridged. Perhaps they can be both released?

[@meatybtz]

to hell with beepski!

[@michaelpanariello6044]

nice

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

Nurse is best nurse!

[@theblackpantslegion]

Go let her know that. Everyone needs to hear that

[@beast9011]

Stream ?

[@dirgesinger1382]

How did that guy keep cloning on death?

[@theblackpantslegion]

That's a secret

[@dirgesinger1382]

@@theblackpantslegion I'll have to hop onto goon and find out then. Wish me luck.

[@aberrantquerist6016]

@@dirgesinger1382 Goon chemistry is a fantastic and wonderful place with many wacky results. Do explore.

[@dirgesinger1382]

@@aberrantquerist6016 thank you for the hint, I'll certainly look into it.

[@Grass_77]

Would it be too much to ask that you upload the unedited videos alongside these edited videos?

[@FaceIntoKeyboard]

I know the thumbnail is supposed to be Sweeny Todd, but Randolph is giving me a Frederick Douglass vibe.

[@White_Tiger93]

you sound like markplier lol

[@thecursedgalleon7096]

And "legal" surgery

[@truemind1018]

collective mistakes are the best kind of mistakes! just look at democracy!

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

🤣😂🤪👍♥

[@rinheart1995]

Was that fucking belt logger 9?

[@tranz2deep]

Sweeney Todd. ...that is all.

[@DrJay1234]

Khan? Dat you?

[@mcnaughe]

How upset do SS13 fans get if someone described the game as "Among Us for grogs"? Asking for a friend.

[@Kyto1984]

Anyone else miss the non-edited SS13 videos with a lot of dead air, wasted time, and random incompetency? I sincerely do.

[@firstofalllosers3615]

Long format only please. None of this edited shit please

[@Ultrawup]

We can have a mix of both. People worked hard on this, no need to shit talk it because it isn't your personal preference.

[@DarkysLPs]

I actually prefer the edited ones tbh.

[@theblackpantslegion]

This is an episode that would have normally not been aired, because of interruptions in the recording. Editing it lets me use it

[@TotemSP2]

@@theblackpantslegion That's a sense make.

[@rindisomanly4092]

Beans were cultivated across Chile in Pre-Hispanic times, likely as far south as Chiloé Archipelago

[@FryingMike]

nice