Surviving a Shoot-Out - Ms. Pat - This Is Not Happening

Ms. Pat’s life was saved during a shoot-out by something unexpected.
Original airdate: February 26, 2015
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[@ARPorganics]

Her jokes were too real for that crowd 😂

[@tyb4839]

LMBOOOO, always are.

[@latanyabrown]

Yeah they dry as hell

[@freda2758]

Damn near too real for me, and I grew up in the hood! 😢

[@landonprice5656]

Had to live it see it

[@joneskairon5218]

The way they were going over they heads call her pat Airlines

[@brownkemosabe]

Ms Pat deserves way more appreciation. She is a fantastic comedian and has been so for a long time now! And on another note, wild, wild story. Them thangs did their thang!

[@jdgoesham5381]

IMO she's one of the best women comics. If not the best. The reason she hasn't made it massively is because she doesn't self censor like guys like Joey Diaz or Patrice O'Neil(RIP). I'm glad she didn't change...Also, she was on Rogan this week and she was great like usual. Though her on those old Church of What's Happening Now podcasts with Diaz she's at her best ever. Those stories...

[@kyleb8596]

Hilarious stand up and amazing podcast guest. She exudes funny.

[@ttthecat]

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@normal_person2]

High-key sad story but I'm glad she's able to express herself and talk about it.

[@BoldBravo]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the magic of comedy and it's altered perspective on reality, can transform profound pain and trauma into healing laughter. Ms. Pat is a master genius goddess of comedy.

[@landonprice5656]

And therapy

[@travisbashore]

its* altered perspective

[@Cryptic_Muse]

Wow. She is amazing. To survive that and have such a great sense of humor on top of it. I like her.

[@Tiara82788]

Problem is the audience. Her jokes are spot on everytime. Love Ms. Pat ❤

[@xdeadheadx]

naw she just didnt tell any jokes

[@ronniedarko317]

@@xdeadheadx y’all both right lol

[@DjTheDon614]

Nah she's funny af you have to understand this ish

[@adameeka3506]

She's a comedy Queen. Standing ovation

[@jordanlewis4983]

I love that we all cheer for Ms Pat the way we would if she was just in our daily lives

[@wouldyouratherla9831]

Didn’t want to lose my permit 😂

[@miguel213]

That poor chick at the front lol

[@cassieyounqq5752]

Love Ms.Pat. Watch her show all the time. This is my first time seeing her stand-up. She deserves way more credit than she gets

[@ce-xiv1334]

She has a show? What is it called?

[@nipunikalnu8645]

This is the only story where I went “THIS IS NOT HAPPENING” after every minute. Super sad life, girl but I’m glad you making us laugh with it.

[@JacobH.Cauley]

Y’all can say whatever you want, but you have to be able to have a sense of humor about things. Ever heard the phrase, “laugh to keep from crying”? At least she’s being honest about her past. It’s obvious she turned her life around. Kudos to her.

[@MrMuir333]

So glad she’s ok!!!

[@tombullard6167]

Ms Pat a legend!

[@juliaalexander5788]

So she got pregnant at 13 or 14 then at 15? Glad to see she has a sense of humor about some things.

[@jacobmorales1283]

You have to or else you'd go insane

[@IsaiasMGPalafox]

Ms. Pat is a gem. 😂👏

[@clownishryooo4790]

I’ll watch it even though I’ve heard this 1,000,000,000 times.

[@addiegraves3]

I come back to this video from time to time Mrs.Pat is awesome 😂

[@grigorirazumovski1012]

Holy heck, i cant get over the beginning. 16year old and with two kids? What kind of concrete jungle people live in? That is horrifying to me. Good for her she worked out stuff to make it work, what kind of will does one need to make it work i do not even know. Quite a package she carries on her shoulders.

[@SpaceG95]

Reaganomics

[@ANTICHRISTSONOFTHEDEVIL]

my room mates landlord neighbors are all illegal immagrants they stole my social security - funnel my social security to not pay taxes- are drug dealers and traffick children please help my name is david junior moreno- i live in 14156 weidner st pacoima arleta losangeles ca- they keep trying to stop me from leaving and im stuck in the back house- i am ashkenazi and the media/police work with them to plagiarize my work so i cant make money and stay locked in the county. they have my phone tapped and hacked and watch my every move im not paranoid i am highly educated and aware enough to protect my self from them but i can only go so far before they find a way to drag me back here- please the police threaten me as well .

[@duskshadow25]

When you're in the hood, everything is different than your standard society rules and regulations. You're constantly being shot at, and you're forced to involved with a gang because that's how you survive in that environment. Most of the time your parents are too busy trying to put food on the table for their family, which is why you'll often see teenagers get involved with a gang to protect themselves. As much as a gang may sound bad, they do provide one thing: protection for their boys and they look out for each other. Because if you're alone, the chances are you won't make it alive out there in the hood.

[@TheBelovedDesirableIsland]

The highschool I went to we actually had a daycare and most of the mothers were about 16 or so meaning they’d had the kid at 14. I knew one girl who was pregnant with her 4th and I believe she was a senior and I was just like “girl have you heard of birth control tho” 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ most of them were generally pretty proud and you could tell that life had certainly smacked them in the face but they realized they didn’t have any other choice but to follow through with their decision

[@kingbrahma5005]

Plus she had to grow up fast the way she came up

[@elijahobare9902]

Ms. Pat is truly amazing,I love her comedy. Witty,Raw,Real.Funny as Hell

[@ariananegron4679]

ugh shes so good

[@jakethesnake95]

And this is why I love Ms. Pat 😂❤

[@clavididk1236]

Ms. Pat hilarous 🤣

[@hillpunk92]

im sure theyve saved more than one life.

[@antoniodominguezjr4734]

She could have told this whole story without saying “white guy” a million times and it wouldn’t have changed.

[@Bantuqueen01]

@@antoniodominguezjr4734 Shut up ! She can say whatever she wants

[@idontneedaname318]

@@antoniodominguezjr4734 are you new to comedy?

[@antoniodominguezjr4734]

@@idontneedaname318 nope!

[@vr6one]

​@@antoniodominguezjr4734 it's ok, white comedians do the same to black crowds, it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal. Go watch any Gary Own standup.

[@Dose561]

I’m 💯 percent sure this was a true story😂

[@CRojas]

Yeah the crowd giving her nothing for that. Man, cmon. That first minute when she said she got a 1980 Fleetwood Cadillac should've been a break for laughs, the f....

[@Lolalenice]

I had the honor of seeing her here in Omaha last night at the funny bone, when I tell you she is absolutely stunning I wish I could’ve got my picture with her she’s just wonderful. Her show was phenomenal I laughed beginning to end. She’s real I love her stories, and I love how she shows her strength and turned that into her blessing amazing woman

[@jdgoesham5381]

I love Ms Pat. She was just on Rogan again and like usual she killed it.

[@divinedestiny2774]

Wow🤯🤣🤣 that's crazy, they really did save her life! She was blessed!

[@dayquan92able]

She started talking and I fell in love

[@dunce_cap]

More Ms. Pat!!

[@joshuasawyer1760]

yeah. she got some life savers. glad she survive that.🤣💯

[@rachelwest1642]

She is amazing!!

[@trentoncrew3985]

This woman is amazing

[@kathybell6268]

Just came from seeing you on Seth Meyer and had to see more! Thrilled for your success! Best wishes!

[@XselfwillrunriotX]

Hahahahaha she’s great! I’ve seen her somewhere before…. living legend right here

[@lorirose3765]

She’s a riot. I want to see more of her, of her act that is. 😂😂😂

[@naturaIIydifferent]

Ms. Pat is the Queen of Comedy!

[@dr.100purrscent5]

Love me some Ms. Pat, she is a Comedian you can laugh through your traumas with...and that is important. She is Funny as Hell too 💗✊🏾 Tatas Save Lives 4Real Tho 😅

[@goatitisful]

She is 1 of the best storytellers I've ever heard.

[@tmac7887]

Dark humor at its finest😂😂

[@realjoshb]

Ms. Pat is too damn funny

[@steveng.7269]

I can’t even breathe hahaha

[@giovannagarcia9351]

Funniest thing I heard all month !

[@_Tree]

I love Ms. Pat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dustin628]

Just watched her interview on juicy scoop. It was incredible! What an amazing woman

[@2ToTheDome]

shes great

[@faiziroy]

This story both shocked and amused me

[@gmoney415]

Got 2 be from the Hood 2 really feel her swear she's telling it how it be Ms Pat u got a new fan 😂

[@gnlilu6972]

Ms. Pat is next level 😂😂😂

[@jacobault4410]

Love Ms Pat

[@MartyMarr21]

Her show is actually really good I never thought I’d like it

[@user-rw5ot1sb3g]

I fucking love this woman! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@watsgoodmoe1421]

Love her man she definitely need big screen

[@DorisClay]

16 yo with 2 kids is already insanity, and it only gets crazier from there. Whew thank goodness she's alive!

[@hole62]

0:07 Same

[@hole62]

Me towards the end of the video: 😳😂 NVM not Saymsees 😭

[@annthemaam3585]

Like a bullseye 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingturtle7965]

3:01😂

[@atebagreen768]

I love Miss Pat she’s been through hell and back look at her on tap😂❤🙏🏽🔥💯🇺🇸🤑

[@elijahmackR90]

I love Ms. Pat #OG

[@ronzy566]

We need new This is not happening!

[@mishibataylor865]

Lol good story

[@none4086]

wow a new youtube upload of TINH! Thanks!

[@willymaykit1482]

New ? 😂😂😂

[@shadowsniper7126]

Show it 😊

[@DillonPratt-vk1sh]

Thanks🎉😂❤😢😮

[@paulkirkseysr9022]

SHE IS VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gilbertnicholas1582]

I need to see what that 🎯 looks like

[@jholliday3]

She tells good stories

[@faithelias2798]

God loves you and he wants to save everyone 🙏🏾❤️

[@thescallywagwhisperer]

She spoke about this when she was on the 85 South show podcast

[@wantsanewvehicle]

lol

[@canandwill1]

A Blooming 🧅😂😂😂

[@troy1890]

This makes me feel sad 😢

[@willymaykit1482]

This story is from about 25 years ago. Comedy central acts like its new material 😂

[@pariswatkins626]

Too Funny!!! I put her next to Lawanda Page!!!

[@clydefbagreen74]

This sad af 😢😢

[@Rom-zt9cm]

oh god my sides

[@BrianYerby-he9jo]

Women are the best hustlers

[@ericgalarza4732]

Let me see those life savers😊 BTW ya got milk?❤❤❤

[@MissCharleen]

Love Ms Pat❤ #crackbaby

[@machomandan3641]

😂😂😂

[@purelyindividual]

🙂 😳 Wow 🙂 🤯

[@vaughnalexander32]

I hope this is a radio skit in gta6

[@annzeeg4217]

No it's her real life she a book about her life called Rabbit

[@Lynwood_FOE_90262]

Yo😂😂😂😂

[@marwan.ux1]

Ok dis woman funny XD

[@GKNOX865]

Go Ms Pat! Even though you could see the wh*te ppl cringe w/ fake laughter!

[@navseal345]

💀🤣

[@cookieDaXapper]

....not being nasty or freaky, but now I want to see the exit wound........it's only fair after that suspenseful tale.

[@stephanpayne8156]

Watching her show on BET She pretty funny

[@thr4iam151]

😂 YOU KNOW that's not the end of that story! Yeeaaaah....🙄 Bloomin'🧅Guy? He Dead! We gotta saying in the hood, "An 👁️ 4 an 👁️ & A 🧅 for a 🍼"! WORD😏✌️

[@karenadennis2842]

Ms. Pat is a funny bi$%h she is telling her truth and releasing pain in a way I wish I could I do. Ms. Pat, I love your humor, and my life was totally different, but thank you, Bi, $ % for sharing.😂😂😂😂 you rock

[@DeeDaKaang1]

🗣 U better preach sweetie, we really need to normalize loving real women who are naturally built like real women. While I agree with 95.5% of the things that KS preached the 1 place that we differ is a woman's 👗 dress size / weight has never been a stumbling block in me finding her attractive.....Actually to be totally honest I love dark-skinned bbw's who are built like 🚘 a Cadillac equipped with headlights and a nice rear end 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@ziademad4707]

Is this a reupload ?

[@ekdaufin1485]

Real (breast) save lives!!! Yasss!

[@bigdave2073]

One of the few truly funny female comics, she's hilarious on podcasts.

[@smilebigiloveyou]

16 and two kids wow. This is actually a said story

[@digfitness7598]

I thought the samething. She was wild early in life

[@tianachet713]

Sad *

[@lucycan6363]

​@@digfitness7598probably not. She was a big girl (child) and the guy who knocked her up thought she was grown. That's probably what happened. Then when the babies came along he acted like he didn't know her at all. You know how that goes. 😢😢

[@annzeeg4217]

​@@lucycan6363 no the father knew exactly how old she was. She was 12 he was 22. He would pick her up from the elementary school. He was also married. He's has like 20 something kids

[@cedricwade926]

Dam she was loose

[@annzeeg4217]

She was molested Her autobiography is called Rabbit by Patricia Williams Lee give it a read it's good funny too

[@amgaku]

😁

[@elyons83]

16 in 98 is cap. She born in 75