Millennials Don’t Have Real Jobs - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon explains why New Yorkers have evil careers and why millennials don’t have real jobs. (Contains strong language.)
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[@evanpatten4101]

Dude so honest the audience can't handle it.

[@brokenking5044]

Dude was a little too real wuth the Mortgage game.

[@chapmanure]

Millennials....👀

[@AnnusMirabilus]

That audience sucked rat cock.

[@marshallc6885]

Portland

[@lddanese5646]

He is so sarcastic people don’t y What to think 😂

[@marquism1799]

Shoutout Tim Dillon for doling out some quality jokes to a shitty crowd.

[@quadrupleh4226]

Truly

[@Ottophil]

shout out to the audience for recognizing when somethings not funny

[@grvlpts]

If he was funny, they would have laughed. That's how it works. You new here?

[@giants191]

@@grvlpts you outsource all your emotions to the hive mind?

[@onlygamesiplayaremindgames]

Tim is a God

[@sammakil1166]

Noone laughed at the racist detective joke??!!

[@danielk8626]

Crickets....Wtf

[@taebon9825]

is there a specific person he talking bout

[@grapenutz1137]

It's a bad cliche, not really a laughable joke

[@yourhumblestemperorsidious4152]

Sam Makil no.

[@fabiangonzalez-cortes8894]

Was that a Watchmen joke

[@youreadisgracepod]

These people haven’t had enough HORROR in their lives to appreciate Tim’s nihilistic humor

[@DixieWreck69]

the HORRAH

[@baronvonsnazzy3355]

Is that what it is? Because im positively dead inside and find him to be a treasure.

[@analozada9475]

🙌💯

[@SippingVino]

@@baronvonsnazzy3355 yes the emptiness in your soul yearns for an anchor of dread and realism that happens to be the hilarious Tim Dillon

[@navelovesgnomes]

ello mr.rick and morty

[@catalinatryingagain]

"I can't just walk around NY with a cup coffee being racist" yooooo

[@Rismor7]

the silence afterwards too. smh

[@windycitybeats6724]

That shit had me laughing idk

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Retired cops are in ID 🏞...

[@augustsmith9553]

What are you saying yooooo

[@kosherboys3149]

He meant that society probably perceives him as racist solely on the way he looks

[@senatorpoopypants7182]

I've seen worse comedy gettin more love from the audience. This guy deserves better

[@stylz1]

He is on the rise. Just heard about him in JRE comments section and here I am and loving every minute of it. Even passed the word on to my colleagues at work today (we are all working from home) in our group Skype. He will get his dues. It's already paying dividends.

[@TheInternetsJanitor]

Tim is good here. But something in him clicked recently. Hes taken his routine to the next level. He’s the best comedian on the web.

[@samiwasti8400]

He’s making over 60k a month on Patreon now

[@aluisious]

He doesn't deserve much better. He'd be the funniest guy at a party. He's not even Tina Fey funny, never mind Chapelle.

[@aluisious]

@@samiwasti8400 is that supposed to prove he's funny? Jordan Peterson figured out he could make millions on Patreon by telling white dudes that yeah, they really do deserve to run the world, before he almost died from a drug addiction.

[@johntharp22]

He deserved a better audience; those jokes were very funny.

[@augustsmith9553]

Yeah

[@wellfed8705]

I don't think he's NOT funny, but angry fat guy isn't an original voice. I laughed but I don't think I'm ever going to think about these jokes again. The only exception might be the "I had a job, I sold sub-prime mortgages..." but even that is a topical joke that no one ten years from now (or even a lot of people probably watching this now,) won't get.

[@SuperVladamere]

@@wellfed8705 I go past the voice. It's what is being said that is hilarious.

[@nmpete3365]

@@wellfed8705 he’s not the angry white guy. Bill Burr runs that show. He uses a lot of self defamation that he layers in between his criticism towards others almost to expose his own hypocrisy non-stop. I respect your take but I just don’t get that from him at all.

[@houstonswisha143]

I hate when people expect the audience to laugh at every joke. The audiences that are critical such as Apollo make comedians great.

[@alex45041]

Best metaphor for the '07 financial crisis I've ever heard in a standup bit that's for sure! Well done Tim

[@PilotHardy]

When your comedy is too intelligent and goes straight over the entire crowd’s heads into the balcony...

[@fatmunch6318]

Directly to interneters

[@johncole4882]

Your not smart, it's just not funny

[@shalizzle793]

What a fucking joke of a comment. When you don’t get a laugh you’re not being funny. His jokes aren’t some fucking high IQ chess game.

[@tonymonktano4313]

Tim “The Smartest Person in Comedy because Talk Loud and Passionately “ Dillon

[@seancsinger]

I honestly don't think this kid knows what intelligent means.

[@reymontcantil199]

dude was next level. these jokes were legit.

[@TheBlashMusic]

I think Tim is the only comedian who talks and acts EXACTLY the same off stage lmao

[@Sludgedump]

"When I was a millenial" is great and they don't appreciate it

[@Sludgedump]

So am I

[@dogchaser520]

He's just getting older. You don't age out of your generation. It's honestly kind of a dumb joke

[@Sludgedump]

@@dogchaser520 you're a dumb joke

[@methyod]

@@misocriallo4379 he's also a millennial, lmao

[@dsmithwc04]

I used to be a millennial. I still am but I used to too.

[@austinmurray6134]

As someone that has brought aggressive sales energy into an interview, this was so relatable lol

[@modernsavage2584]

The uniforms at Guantanamo bay! Great shit!

[@augustsmith9553]

Yeah!

[@hugoc.8534]

Love orange 😂

[@bubbaballer88]

"I had a real job...I sold subprime mortgages." 😂 So typical of millennials to not get that joke. Tim Dillon did not deserve that crowd...

[@repdale]

Even non-millenials don't get it

[@codycrawford7842]

If you had a functioning brain in 2008 you should get it@@repdale

[@richardrisner3635]

He deserved a better crowd

[@PlightOfAMan]

These “kids” don’t even know the greatness that’s in front of them

[@alex45041]

"Yeah, I'm Valencia!!" Haha love it

[@banditnip0345]

I'd pay to see him in person on stage. He's very knowledgable.

[@user-lo3dm4uw7j]

Honestly I can´t explain how listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast makes me feel. I am very lonely and have no friends at all. I live alone and work remotely so I have little to not human interaction. But when I put their podcast on it´s like hanging out with two of my best buds. They don´t judge me for my macabre appearance or lack of personal hygiene. We just laugh together like we have been friends forever.

[@Daniellihomes]

"They called the cops but, F*ck Em" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a great set!

[@DOOMDDS]

I was dying at the happy baby interview lmao

[@all_your_baser_belong_to_us]

Such an under-appreciated comedian. Lots of these jokes seem to go over the audience s head

[@yat92]

Or maybe he just fucking sucks

[@Zamundani]

this guy is a class conscious comedian ... he is what we need.

[@gustavnilsson6597]

PUT ME IN THE RADISH PUDDING GAME lmao

[@obmfdesertfox]

As someone who has been in the mortgage industry for over a year now. He's right about the aggression lol

[@robertluchetta-stendel7660]

“Let me in this radish pudding game, I want money 💰” 😆🤣😂

[@cl759]

Retired detective, I'm so trying that!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I'm 49 & a 🎗 veteran. I walk around with a ☕ spouting off at millenials... 😄

[@leeland446]

It's so funny to me how he makes all this whole cali crowd uncomfortable, and meanwhile I'm laughing my ass off absolutely loving his stuff!

[@officialpink-e]

Lee Land it’s New Orleans

[@ThatFilmisGnarly]

@@officialpink-e New Orleans is in LA

[@tonymonktano4313]

Woah dude, you’re probably some slacker genius, anti-hero type. Super badass bro

[@cicerogsuphoesdown7723]

@@tonymonktano4313 found the Cali asshole

[@alvinduran5540]

Cali? Hahaha you are a dumbass! Bet you're one of the dudes who thinks his comedy is "too smart" for the crowd

[@numerrita]

Im here after joe rogan podcast

[@stevewillis1916]

You gotta watch his podcast. It’s fucking hilarious

[@GBullockNC]

My sense of humor must suck cuz I thought this was pretty funny lol. The NY guy part connected with me.

[@AwesometownUSA]

He can be funny and your humor can still suck, it’s not mutually exclusive , don’t rule that out D:

[@augustsmith9553]

Hell yeah buddy

[@ethennass5331]

Its amazing to watch this now and see how funny Tim was, but his style of comedy didn’t always connect with the people in that room. But those jokes are what he does so well and why people love him. Its great to see how he has gotten more relatable to his audience as he’s done it more.

[@johnnyave]

andy kuafman type

[@bc5264]

If this guy is in his 30’s he is in fact a millennial

[@ShotgunForFun]

He definitely looks like he's in that generation or close enough. I think he thinks it's like being a Teen or something.. he straight up said "when I was a millennial" and the best was "under 23" which is Gen Z.

[@bc5264]

Pint Sized Reviews I mean, I guess it’s just a joke but the “when I was a millennial” thing was odd lol. Overuse of the term referring to anyone somewhat young, although they’re really about 30~ “22-36”

[@Ae7herium]

I've noticed that many people who shit on millenials don't realize that they fall into that category.

[@jimjamesjimothy1308]

34/35 and younger only

[@nathanm.8823]

Now I'm no expert here, but I think that comedian fella was tellin jokes. Maybe one of them there jokes was to say he ain't a thing, that he actually is.

[@PokeeIs]

I have to see Dillon before I die I swear

[@DeflatingAtheism]

What a shame, I would have to drive at least 90 minutes to get to a city he'd play.

[@sabatino1977]

The way he said the word "actually", really nailed the millennial vibe.

[@dominicquick9101]

“Millennials don’t have real jobs” - says the comedian

[@ryanmcdowell2326]

You think these millennials who validate their lives through social media posts could survive "bombing" multiple times as a comedian before quitting and becoming a TikTok ™ creator? 😂

[@dominicquick9101]

Ryan McDowell You think most these comedians make more than most these TIktok creators?

[@ryanmcdowell2326]

@@dominicquick9101 no not really, what I'm saying is that it takes barely any talent to mime your lips and cosplay to an audio clip as opposed to at least writing your own material.

[@charlespitter1848]

Maybe that makes it funny lol

[@caixiuying8901]

Old and Young people are both losing jobs to automation

[@siasleopard2668]

Tim needs to get a baby carrier and always have Ben with him. His absence is felt

[@joseph8919]

no this crowd just sucks

[@bobkaiser8782]

"You have to be evil to live in NYC". Funny because it's true

[@CB-qu4tb]

This is HILARIOUS and super fresh.

[@doobiefresh5162]

A lot of these jokes flew right over their heads lmao

[@WmAHaynes]

That subprime mortgage joke was extremely underappreciated

[@moburg4392]

I guess I'll be the only one who thinks this was pretty funny.

[@corlfranco9371]

ikr i guess we are the four olds in the back

[@ramrod2298]

Yeah, I don't know what they're talking about - this was actually pretty hilarious. Mortgage aggression to baby food interview.....lol....

[@waynedurning8717]

Yup

[@chapmanure]

“Put me in the Raddish Pudding game NOW!!!” 😆

[@jacksonmcnuggets7488]

XD

[@kallesaarinen7559]

that job interview would make a great movie scene

[@_GandalfTheGrey_]

I didn’t understand why they weren’t laughing until they showed a shot of the audience and you see they’re all teenagers who don’t understand the references “detectives? High rent due to high taxes? JP Morgan? Sub prime mortgages?”

[@BozoBuckets96]

“But I won’t talk to the feds, put me in this game now!!”😂😂😂 Love it

[@tonystyles4040]

This guy is hilarious I suggest watching the other video where he talks about ice cream

[@juxhinmeminaj3446]

If you worked in mortgage industry those last 30-60 seconds were hilarious. Every corporate sales basically lol

[@ComeKlarity]

I’ve been a mortgage loan officer for 5 years and it will barely be 6 when I get out of college and transition this hectic lifestyle.

[@severinwindsor6539]

The funniest part about this bit is that he was that evil psycho path he was joking about in the first half of the bit lol

[@EbluestarE]

I really like Tim! Not my favorite comedian but he’s a guy I love to listen to talk

[@MrEazyE357]

You hit the nail on the head. His rants are epic, not to mention very intelligent.

[@TheBlownGSR]

3:52 to 4:00 was straight up Donald Trump. 😂

[@zackalvey6417]

I was confused why the crowd was acting like that then he said it was New Orleans and everything made sense

[@Jamesp0nd]

One of the best comedians out right now

[@digitaltango]

"Put me in the radish pudding game now!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Zer0Fall3n]

Millennials this millennials that, everyone been that shit generation to another lmao

[@Lollita23]

The retired detective bit had me rolling🤣

[@WesMerc]

It went over the audience’s heads

[@valeriesanchez3074]

I wish I had friends. Lol.

[@Tylervrooman]

Seeing him soon!!

[@LazarusSlade]

I recently went to Mexico for holiday and I noticed a large group of "upper middle class people" walking around and every time I asked what they did for a living I couldn't get a single straight answer out of anyone! These people drive Mercedes, BMW's, Teslas, Porsche, Lotus, McLaren, etc! I thought these mofos were broke, but they seem to be doing extremely well!!!

[@MrCococda]

Mama got money

[@russellnindynine5905]

Im 21 and have worked the past 4ys in masonry. It's a real trade and hard on you're body. Called in today though, must be the inner millennial lol

[@Stbuster31]

It's called comedy and generalization

[@jesusbalderas329]

Seen more people waste great opportunities in this country and then hit age 40 and never could change. America is great. I love this country.

[@AwesometownUSA]

nah , this country is gay & you suck

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

Agreed, used to be decent, now it is fucking retardation gone wild.

[@obo2999]

@@AwesometownUSA then leave

[@gflsos5838]

I can calmly say TRUEEE my fake job when someone ask me is me hyping myself up

[@bdheidbhg2847]

His joke at the end about being a subprime mortgage salesmen was fucking gold. Also makes him a total scumbag, but he knows it.

[@richardchiren2425]

Lmaooo I couldn’t stop laughing at Valencia

[@Cangeltibon]

Millennials are 1981 to 1996 unless he’s 40 (or 39) he’s a Millennial I think people just use it interchangeably with young person at this point. A 22 year old in 2019 (or late 2018 would be the oldest of Gen. Z)

[@TheDwightMamba]

It's funny how generations used to take entire generations. Now they get new ones at the rate of cell phones.

[@tysmith9309]

The Dwight Mamba no ... they’ve always been at the rate of 15-20 yrs

[@lking1540]

I'm 1995, am I a mellienial.

[@mrrogersrabbit]

@@lking1540 yes you were born in the 80s or 90s

[@MrJMB122]

I'm 30 right now I'm a millennial. And I Was in the Marines for 6 years right out of high school and then I partied really hard for 3 years in the City as the bartender. Went to community college then went to the state University join the National Guard because I did not want to use my GI bill and got the deployed within the 1st month to Somalia. I did not see that coming.

[@layneupcott6089]

Bro …. This is low key one of the funniest 5 min clips I’ve seen in a while

[@paulfroelich1024]

Saw him in Austin this weekend. Awesome.

[@Patchy666]

Who else didn’t laugh?

[@dayman7061]

MiLLENi I feel like the concept he was talking about is worth making fun of but this guy just isn't funny

[@jesuscruz5355]

🤣🤣🤣

[@boogiewoogiebearboy]

Not I.

[@LocardIII]

The audience

[@LaKellita]

All the millennial shitstains

[@IblewuponyourfaceIII]

23 & under aren’t Millennial, that’s Generation-Z, Zoomers.

[@chas7183]

Tim is a fantastic comedian and story teller. Destined for superstar status.

[@AlcoholTobaccoFirearmsetc]

I feel like I laughed harder than anyone in the crowd

[@jonnuncio3550]

5 min ab work out! My sifes are ripped from watching this!

[@dlein93]

As someone who toys with trying stand-up, I love comedians like this. Real confidence boosters, y'know?

[@djb903]

Savage

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

damn that's brutal

[@mattdrummond3552]

No offense, but Tim Dillon is 82 times funnier than you. I'll bet even this boring 5 minutes destroys whatever hacky shit you do

[@kuntrybumpkin8539]

Matt Drummond You don't seem hurt..glad you're taking this mean o'l nasty unfunny comment so well.

[@MedikatedMyndz]

I have no idea how I haven't heard this guy before. He gets me DYING

[@tokatli6034]

Cheek Clappers Podcast gave me a new lease of life

[@mkaiser29]

This dude is the funniest comedian I have seen since Bill Burr like ten years ago!!!!! Hell yeah!! MORE!!!

[@Joe_Momma_]

You have to be kidding???... Bill Burr is one of the funniest people on the face of the planet.... this guy IS a joke

[@Somanykyles]

This crowd STINKS

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

The real audience is the people the couldn’t make the show, and still love it even more

[@mysonismynephew]

"i cant just walk around with a coffee being racist" how did nobody laugh at that?

[@a-dashof-pepper4710]

My job is being a meat popsicle.

[@lifemusic1980]

He's comedy is too good for this crowd.

[@awarism7020]

I assume this is one of those situations where the microphone isn't picking up the audience. Because hes absolutely crushing it. The mics probably just directed towards him.

[@juliuscaesart]

That Valencia joke was gold

[@matthewread7220]

None of us ar in a real job. Unless your a builder or carpenter, plumber, nurse, electrician ect...

[@garrywellman]

Yeah all the 22 year old carpenters and electricians

[@guitarmatt94]

What the hell is a real job anyway

[@olhickory4798]

Naw. Wrong.

[@Matt-ve3ql]

Depends on what kind of nurse.

[@willmosse3684]

That’s quite a few people then

[@selig7]

This guy is very good at helping me practice keeping my straight face

[@arnoldmel7805]

People who never had a 100% commission jobs would never understand

[@xynathegamer]

Tim dillon needs a netflix special, guy is a genius

[@nickns732]

Most people who complain about millennials have no idea what the age range is. They just use it as a generic term to lump anyone under 30 together.

[@rickswing8723]

nickns732 spoken like a true millennial.

[@tywins3669]

If you are under 30, 90 percent chance you are a natural born bitch.

[@nickns732]

@@tywins3669 Oh look at internet macho man over here commenting on a 2 year old comment

[@CB-so8xd]

"When I was a millenial" like you grow out of it

[@nimascolari1508]

That was the point... Like it's a state of mind. You can actually change your mindset. Millennials are known for being shallow idiots. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@CB-so8xd]

@@nimascolari1508 it's a generation, an age group. Millenials will one day be the wise eldest generation looking at the teens and saying "they're shallow idiots"

[@Golden-ib7dk]

I’m so in love with this man

[@tanklin4015]

Best and the realist comedian out 🙏🏽

[@peterpiper47]

When JP Morgan closes on a house I burn it down. 🤷‍♂️

[@paulpadilla4741]

Their stand up is never as fun at as their podcasts

[@DeflatingAtheism]

I think this special is from way before the 2018 upload date. He was still finding his voice.

[@BrandonKClark86]

Hes an okay comedian, crowd was bad but every comic has those nights I'm sure he was fine

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

Where can I find full tim dillon standup? Doesnt seem to be anywhere but I know hes been doing standup forever...

[@lgkmusic2445]

he said "when i was a millenial" erm....wow.

[@savannahn2169]

... that's the joke.

[@ColbyWanShinobi]

That detective joke was funny as hell!

[@napsam71]

'can't walk around NYC with a cup of coffee being racist' hahahaha

[@waveTV_]

this man is too smart for these people. guy is a comedy god

[@mehmetakifhd1535]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ and deep understanding of true humor to really get The Cheek Clappers Podcast. Every fan of the show I have ever met has clearly boasted the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Cheek Clappers jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

[@BIGDICK242]

SOME OF THE FINEST MEDIOCRE COMEDY

[@Gspawt76]

When does the comedy start in this rant?

[@eyeseer1]

Tim Dillon looks like Chris Penn trying to be Denis Leary in a room full of hippies.