Spongebob’s house has two floors, a personal library, fireplace, full kitchen, and a baby grand piano... He’s committing tax fraud for sure
@distantlol4 жыл бұрын
faxx
@jennylennings45514 жыл бұрын
and a dope ass sound system
@garrettcarroll58084 жыл бұрын
And he's 11
@alyssa28074 жыл бұрын
He lives on less than a nickel per year so it must be larceny
@750_Roxch4 жыл бұрын
Patrick is gonna be one wait i am him
@definitelynotchristianslater5 жыл бұрын
"My house is worth 2 million but when I bought it in 1981 I paid 11 raspberries for it."😂🤣
@rhull39395 жыл бұрын
@Raoul Fleckman rectangle trousers dude
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin59865 жыл бұрын
Every young person:"I HAVE 9 ROOMMATES!!! WE EACH PAY 11,000,00 A MONTH!!!
@ncrtrooper17825 жыл бұрын
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 ok boomer
@ncrtrooper17825 жыл бұрын
@Raoul Fleckman ah yes, boomer said I'm a fool
@quill4445 жыл бұрын
In 1981 interest rates were edging up near 20% - j q t -
@jbaby0075 жыл бұрын
"it's the only place we can afford to live" Most accurate statement ever.
@MarkPemble5 жыл бұрын
80% of North America is still affordable to live.
@drydenrose97295 жыл бұрын
Yea, in Mexico and Canada
@SkylerBroe5 жыл бұрын
@@drydenrose9729 ok boomer
@jasadin5 жыл бұрын
Yep." The median price of a home sold in the United States in January 1970 was $23,600. The median price of a home sold in the United States in January 2011 was $240,100. As of May 2019, the U.S. median home price was $315,000."
@tetsuzhanshi2425 жыл бұрын
@@jasadin But you literally have to on purpose try to make less than 80k. 100k jobs are sprouting on indeed and linkdin like cherry blossoms right now. It isn't hard, sure would be nice to have a mortgage payment of 600 rather than 11000 but easy peasy still.
@zector45835 жыл бұрын
"And every young person is like 'I HAVE NINE ROOMMATES!! WE EACH PAY $11,000 A MONTH!'" Preach!!!!!
@cybergoth83325 жыл бұрын
zector45 what ya gonna do about it kid? I own three beach houses and make my son pay me rent.
@zector45835 жыл бұрын
@@cybergoth8332 OK Boomer.
@6893Nicole5 жыл бұрын
God I moved to Cali.... Went from paying 350 a month on 3 bed room 2 bathroom house... To 1800 a month on a closet inside the garage lmao
@danv.26955 жыл бұрын
@@cybergoth8332 ok boomer
@adrianreyes85245 жыл бұрын
Live_For_Today 350 for a three bedroom- where’d you move from?
@chloepineapple35494 жыл бұрын
i feel like some older people haven’t realized that the cost of living in america now is SIGNIFICANTLY higher
@adamantm88694 жыл бұрын
John Taylor ok boomer
@Dragon_Fire_24684 жыл бұрын
John Taylor ok boomer
@antenna_prolly4 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor "Welfare recipient?" You mean like red states being subsidized by blue states?
@Jesse88744 жыл бұрын
No, as in, they receive welfare cuz he wont work after retirement 🙄 nice try though
@cara28014 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor Boomers cry more than any other generation. They cry on the news about avocado toast.........fkin avocado toast bro.
@kaiapparent26534 жыл бұрын
When he said ‘$5000’ and started talking about ‘buying a house’ I was crying lmao this is such a sad reality
@Matthew-kl3xh4 жыл бұрын
I put less than 5 grand down for my house last year. I was 24 making $13 a hour, but built my credit and used my 401k for the deposit. I'm gonna guess he lives in Cali or New York. Those states look messed up from the outside looking in. No offense if anyone lives there.
@squidleyskidley4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Christy you were lucky enough to have a 401k with money in it dude. That is also not a reality for everyone. Do you have kids? Or a disability? Or an aging parent to care for full-time while also working?
@Matthew-kl3xh4 жыл бұрын
@@squidleyskidley you're right I am very lucky. Alot of people nowadays are too though. You can do it with a 401k or without one and the money was in it because I put it there. I didn't have kids because I chose to wait. I was lucky to not have to take care of my parents yet, but that time is approaching soon, they didn't save anything and are almost past being able to work. Most people aren't disabled also. What I ment was if you do have $5000 you can afford to buy a house in the majority of the US. You need to take responsibility and be attentional though. I see people with more luck than me not being responsible and wasting potential. Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do.
@squidleyskidley4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Christy I appreciate your response and def can see where yer coming from. As someone who has a chronic disability though, I just want to push back on your statement about disabilities not affecting most folks. Here’s a summary from the most recent census that states nearly 1in 5 people have a disability: www.census.gov/newsroom/releases/archives/miscellaneous/cb12-134.html And the most telling part is this: “The report shows that 41 percent of those age 21 to 64 with any disability were employed, compared with 79 percent of those with no disability. Along with the lower likelihood of having a job came the higher likelihood of experiencing persistent poverty; that is, continuous poverty over a 24-month period.” I am one of those millions of younger workers with a disability, plus caretaking for my elderly parent, and trying to eek out a living for myself. Luckily I don’t have kids, but these are not all choices I’ve made. These are realities of many millennials’ lives. You were lucky and made good choices among good options. I wish I had all of those options. I think that’s the crux of it. Hard work counts for a lot. But being born with options counts for more. Which is the point of the jokes in the video, right?
@Matthew-kl3xh4 жыл бұрын
@@squidleyskidley I appreciate your kindness, but I do feel the need to disagree slightly. I would say options is equally as important as hard work. Ultimately it is subjective and whatever you believe is what's truly relevant. Our beliefs impact our reality and behavior very strongly. By the report you show I would be included in the statistics of someone with a disability. I personally think stating something as a disability is often doing more harm than good. The only reason I ever succeed in anything I do, is because I stop looking at myself as a victim, entitled and disabled. That wisdom was given to me through people I listened too and read about, and I owe everything to them. We've all been through hell, and if anyone hasn't they will. You never really know where or what someone's come from. I know there are people out there who have it better and complain more than me, and people who have it worse and complain less than me. I just try to focus on myself and what I can control in order to become better. My theological views aren't religiously based, but I see a great deal of wisdom in this "For whoever has, to him more will be given, and he will have abundance; but whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him." Wisdom can be found anywhere, and the wise individual is the one who wins. I don't know what your disability is, but I would like to atleast list a few people who helped me. Jocko Willink, Jordan Peterson, Gandhi, MLK jr, Louis Zamperini, Dave Ramsey and David Goggins. You are who you spend time with. I spend my time listening to people like this, reading about them and thinking as deeply as I can. I appreciate you taking the time to talk with me and I wish you all the luck in the world. Thank you.
@johnvernon275 жыл бұрын
I used to work delivering and installing appliances, just about every week I'd get an old person telling me about how they put themselves through college and bought their first house delivering appliances. I had to walk to work every day because I couldn't even afford to drive my own car.
@Protectobot5 жыл бұрын
The economy here in the U.S. is REALLY going to hell in a handbasket thanks to greedy elite PSYCHOS and globalist greed in general. It's hurting almost everyone except the rich 😡
@melissasaint32835 жыл бұрын
Tl;dr : not bragging, this is unsustainable! A couple years ago, my spouse and I were able to buy a home with only one of us working, while the other took care of our kids full time. But.... the breadwinner worked a difficult job like an absolute maniac, sometimes 60+ hours a week, While the stay at home parent did everything else, cooked almost all meals from scratch and cut coupons... we gave up cable (still cant afford it) and most other entertainment that cost anything, didn't go to the movies for over three years, shared one older car (which meant the stay at home parent pushed a baby carriage a half mile to the supermarket and then walked home carrying everything and pushing the kids!) We all dressed mostly in hand-me-downs from family and friends, cancelled our home phone and switched to older model wireless phones that came free with cheap wireless plans with minimal data, etc It took us a reeeeeally long time to find a nice home in a good neighborhood that we could afford. We literally looked for two years, almost gave up hope. *But that was a few years ago* If it were *right now* we couldnt afford anything that wasn't a bady damaged shed in a struggling corner of Detroit. It's *crazy*
@Kekekepeeps5 жыл бұрын
Protectobot definitely more complicated than that 😂 and we live in a capitalistic society so us consumers are just as much a part of the problem. We definitely have a problem with housing in more urban cities here in the us but our economy is actually doing very well.
@thesouthernerwithadhd27105 жыл бұрын
@Khadijah Said That's why we seriously need an anarcho-communist or anarcho-socialist system; look up both ideologies, and you'll see why I support them. I personally am an advocate for anarcho-communism, over anarcho-socialism; but, to each their own. No, in case you're wondering, and OFC you'll find this out with research, neither one is PURELY communism or socialism. (Trust me, the mix of anarchism, makes a significant difference.)
@jenjen22395 жыл бұрын
@@Protectobot epic antisemitic dogwhistles my guy
@JesseGamer5 жыл бұрын
3:08 those are the eyes of a man who isn't joking but has to laugh through the rage. So our entire generation basically.
@jumbo4billion5 жыл бұрын
Only in your country though😂 It's nice to see America falling
@exthechickenwing5 жыл бұрын
@@jumbo4billion I would imagine inflation is universal. What's it like where u r and where r u?
@JoeGilly955 жыл бұрын
@@exthechickenwing inflation is absolutely not universal. its a domestic aka local trend with global impacts nonetheless in some cases, but do not mistake that to mean that because a dollar here will get you 80 cents worth of gas on a given day, means the same for a dollar in a different country or in a different dollar system, they are not universal but coincidental and individual market movements.
@JoeGilly955 жыл бұрын
exhibit a would be the destabilized chinese currency where they have intentionally inflated the amount of dollars in the system to be able to undermine the value of their own currency held by foreign countries. The U.S. dollar is trading actively at an all time high while i assure that this is not the case for the chinese dollar.
@exthechickenwing5 жыл бұрын
@@JoeGilly95 I think I am clocking in a to low an IQ to understand, certainly inadequate knowledge base... But Can you explain the china point more? I meant to say every country has inflation, idk the implementation. And you said " intentional inflation of the Chinese dollar lowers their global dollar" ... Why? And why intentionally inflate if this happens?
@Musistics5 жыл бұрын
Parents: You guys live in your phones. Millennials: It's the only place we can afford to live. 🤣🤣🤣
@BloodSoakedGoat4 жыл бұрын
You are the worst generation of americans and no one will miss you
@Musistics4 жыл бұрын
John Taylor A-sphincter says what? Sir, this is a comedy forum. Please take your mommy issues and snide comments to the nearest YT Behavioral Sciences channel.
@ruairikiernan83104 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor boiiii I think you grossly over estimate the price of phones and underestimate the price of a house
@brabbit3302 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that alot of old people spend too much time on their phones and posting on Facebook too.
@tbone96032 жыл бұрын
Lol sooo true!!!!
@luke-alex5 жыл бұрын
"This sponge...owns his own pineapple?!"
@13tuyuti5 жыл бұрын
That one hurt because it's too true.
@MrPuretrollin5 жыл бұрын
He owns a two story pineapple?!?!
@SeanLaMontagne5 жыл бұрын
@Asma Zina Belheddad Not even a manager and this dude has a Study on his second floor.
@lanenolastname63324 жыл бұрын
Sponge Robert Rectangle Trousers
@marcuswoodland64385 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like he could be a character on Big Mouth
@beebeetee29265 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 He looks like the little Jewish boy who ended up with the female hormone monster. 😂😂😂
@Adrianlovesmusic5 жыл бұрын
Marcus Woodland everything big mouth
@SNUPE_FOXX925 жыл бұрын
Looks like Andrew
@MegaBlacknuts5 жыл бұрын
He looks like a adult Andrew, from Big Mouth. He even sounds a little like Andrew too.
@meredithr98245 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, you're right
@TehFMJay5 жыл бұрын
Im high and i lost it at “sponge Robert rectangle trousers”
@alexandrahenderson43685 жыл бұрын
I thought it was spongebobert 😂 but it was super funny
@safwatnuman42975 жыл бұрын
Best joke ever😂
@edoedo85845 жыл бұрын
savage
@0mally3335 жыл бұрын
Hi high I'm high
@dntgvafuk895 жыл бұрын
✊
@macilab5 жыл бұрын
I love that he shows up super angry and meanwhile confesses how deep his emotions are. Being fearless with Coldplay and loveful with Josh Groban. I would be his friend.
@santolina85 жыл бұрын
“Loveful”
@jeronimomoraesfilho34095 жыл бұрын
Me too. Decided to listen to Josh Groban and I cannot deny it, I liked it!
@matthewshepard6955 жыл бұрын
Who is Josh Groban and what kind of music does coldplay play never heard of either group
@DeadlyDeadlyBeees5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewshepard695 Josh Grobin sings opera and I guarantee you've heard Coldplay before, look them up
@Shedding4 жыл бұрын
Would it have benefits?
@avgdi5 жыл бұрын
“This guy can’t read expressions on any kind of face.” This guy is hilarious! Right from that first joke I was laughing so hard.
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
@David Wow! Good for you, champ!
@sinceslicedbread74222 жыл бұрын
@disham I was just about to write this too!
@aixpert2914 жыл бұрын
He should end every show by coming back out in his bathrobe and saying “you’re still here? It’s over! Go home!”
@helpis0ntheway4 жыл бұрын
Lol...I wonder how many get this reference...
@hellofrominside85244 жыл бұрын
That's great
@xenogorwraithblade25383 жыл бұрын
"Edelman...Edelman...Edelman..."
@marisa84138 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR LMFAOOOOO u nailed that
@underweightHater5 жыл бұрын
As a 50 year old who will also never own a house, well, I guess I should have saved my raspberries.
@gurusmurf59215 жыл бұрын
You graduated in '87ish? You got to be part of the first generation boomers held in disdain for not having it as easy as they did.
@kelltradk7105 жыл бұрын
Why won’t you?
@oleanderpink45054 жыл бұрын
Me too. I’m 57 and can’t even afford an apartment rent on my teacher’s salary for 30 years.
@jackhaugh4 жыл бұрын
John Taylor or buy a van.
@gurusmurf59214 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor I tried working like boomers did but no one handed me a bunch of free stuff. Then boomers started whining at me about how I was living my life.
@surajpatel52005 жыл бұрын
I want a Netflix special with this dude
@beatsg8 ай бұрын
He just filmed a HBO one.
@EliteLightLord1005 жыл бұрын
"SpongeRobert RectangleTrousers"
@neghiethervil56065 жыл бұрын
From this day forward, he shall be known by this name and this name only.
@failbro235 жыл бұрын
Bro this is legit real I lived in a house with 7 guys and still payed a arm and a leg for it and was the cheapest room around. Not only that everyone either had tech jobs or sales and worked 2 to 3 jobs not even lying or joking
@joefitzgerald27624 жыл бұрын
Where the hell did you live? on the moon?
@daedalus_20v2 жыл бұрын
@@joefitzgerald2762 racoon city, apparently
@wackyduck35 жыл бұрын
Spongebob works six days a week and 16 hours a day
@lking15405 жыл бұрын
For less than a quarter.
@scorpionqueen115 жыл бұрын
@@lking1540 He should be living in a shoe box. Period.
@defoperator79935 жыл бұрын
That's lite work he needs a second job I guess his reality show covered the mortgage
@sarahoshea96034 жыл бұрын
So do a lot of millennials. Still not Makin enough for a house
@devins40814 жыл бұрын
Actually he pays Mr.krabs to work there!😂😂
@ipellly5 жыл бұрын
why does his posture make him look like hes about to run at you?
@Ubersnipe5 жыл бұрын
Not sure but you shouldn't let him out of your sight. He's the kind of person who, if you took him out to a buffet, he would start at you (unblinkingly) the whole time.
@kellerk42445 жыл бұрын
Good job Dylan
@WhispersDaes5 жыл бұрын
His posture is prepared. As a millennial, we must be ready to run at any time. We won't get far, because we're so damn tired, but we'll bolt at the drop of a hat.
@owomuwu4 жыл бұрын
Because he is.
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
It's not only the posture; it's the wild, bulging eyes, as well
@malcolm.kelner5 жыл бұрын
God damn it it's about time a fellow man had the guts to publicly say how incredible Coldplay is.
@jamesahern98644 жыл бұрын
What is Coldplay?
@MrTruehoustonian4 жыл бұрын
Who?
@divabhardwaj63812 жыл бұрын
Coldplay is a band. They wrote viva la vida and wrote something just like this with the chainsmokers
@bigrealm81562 жыл бұрын
@@divabhardwaj6381 just to clarify "Something just like this"
@LembeckIsStaying2 жыл бұрын
I'm black, had no idea people hated Coldplay. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna keep jamming! 🤷🏾♂️
@MichaelMagill19905 жыл бұрын
It was borderline unfunny and yet hilarious at the same time.
@smokinjodak98445 жыл бұрын
It felt like I was just hearing a dude tell me a story that happened to be funny 😂😂 😂😂 😂
@mikeelbo63415 жыл бұрын
yup. good material, strange delivery
@mrniz4615 жыл бұрын
It sucks lol
@LadysavagexXxX5 жыл бұрын
Lol I felt the same
@horrorvictim5 жыл бұрын
I think it was unfunny because it was the truth...and in turn, it was funny because it was the truth.
@joshuacross53624 жыл бұрын
"Two story pineapple". This guy is really funny; I hope you keep doing stand-up, man!
@joefitzgerald27624 жыл бұрын
lol of course hes going to continue doing stand up.
@5cent272 жыл бұрын
“I have 9 roommates” carried a lot of rage 🤣🤣🤣
@SilentReflection1015 жыл бұрын
This guy is a legend.
@Dave-lr2wo5 жыл бұрын
Of what? I bet he spits when he talks.
@Xsk8phalifeX5 жыл бұрын
@@danstalter lmao
@egregius93145 жыл бұрын
I googled 'ok boomer' and now youtube felt I should really check out this guy.
@annahappen70365 жыл бұрын
Hey, sometimes algorithms accidentally do something good.
@Dragon_Fire_24684 жыл бұрын
John Taylor ok boomer
@antenna_prolly4 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor maybe you should go back to having your talc-soft ego be stroked by corporate mouthpieces like Stephen Crowder instead of leaving the bubble for a little good, old-fashioned factual truth here?
@antenna_prolly4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, the other reason we need to veer this trainwreck of a country "far" to the left--make your personal data _your own private property._ It's not just healthcare, education, infrastructure, transit, wages, clean air and housing, they have protection from corporate spying over in Europe, too.
@TheLastMillennials3 жыл бұрын
Fortnite kids Zoomers
@mariamspeaks36085 жыл бұрын
Millennials: Worried about owning a home. Gen Z: Worried about surviving an environmental apocalypse.
@jozeff33295 жыл бұрын
Mariam Dickerson Millennials: trying to enjoy a comedy show Gen Z: LOOK AT ME AND MY OPINIONS
@gasflicx34975 жыл бұрын
soflay turtles google it lol it’s 2019 should be common knowledge at this point
@bobhunt44025 жыл бұрын
In another 15 years Gen Z will be devastated to realize they've been replaced by Gen A.
@3.0TMKreaZ5 жыл бұрын
@soflay turtles Google
@Kekekepeeps5 жыл бұрын
soflay turtles gen z are the kids who were born after the emergence of commercial internet. So early twenties and younger
@IanWeaver4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's energy. Dear god do we need more comedians like this.
@rosequartz41022 жыл бұрын
Agree. But knowing what I know about his family via his stand up, I'm pretty sure his twin brother could climb El Capitan. (I didn't want to make that a main comment lest he reads it and I hurt his feelings or something😂)
@youyou94055 жыл бұрын
Dude, tough crowd, I'm here rolling on the floor laughing while the public is kinda cold. Edit: looking back into it, the crowd was into it after all. Cool crowd.
@1337Se7eN75 жыл бұрын
It'd be funnier if he was funnier
@sugarice725 жыл бұрын
@@1337Se7eN7 you'd be better if you had a sense of humor
@mattjameson14535 жыл бұрын
Are you blind they are rolling around?
@eloyochoa84045 жыл бұрын
youyou9405 they are loving it, what are you talking about? They laughed the entire set. Everyone was dying.
@zachhunzeker10953 жыл бұрын
No I agree especially during the first half of the set it was pretty dead. I was a little thrown off by his delivery but the jokes themselves were great. The venue also might’ve just been too small
@YancyBeats5 жыл бұрын
His stare gonna visit me in my nightmares
@joehead14965 жыл бұрын
Millenial Lewis Black. He has all the mannerisms down.
@robfab52043 жыл бұрын
Interesting observation.
@morganthem3 жыл бұрын
Didn't catch it first time watching
@hellsdethbtingr3 жыл бұрын
Now I can’t not see it
@1231josue3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Yeah.
@bobbisue3135 жыл бұрын
Damn he's wired up. Can I have some of that energy. Or your pharmaceuticals?? 😬
@olivyae30575 жыл бұрын
Adderall
@bobbisue3135 жыл бұрын
@@olivyae3057 couldn't work without em
@Ubersnipe5 жыл бұрын
No, you would OD on the smallest dose of what he's taking.
@lucystarlight88874 жыл бұрын
His eyes, his voice, his posture... every part of this dude is just dripping with anxiety
@SarahSmith-lr9pg4 жыл бұрын
So awkward feeling, but I was still laughing throughout. I want to see more of him.
@tommyaudio5 жыл бұрын
do his hand gestures have anything to do with what he's actually saying?? 😂😂
@theeRangRang5 жыл бұрын
tommy audio I think he’s just happy ,enjoying himself because no 😂
@plinyelder81565 жыл бұрын
Nope
@jamesmcinnis2085 жыл бұрын
"actually"
@MalcontentFlower4 жыл бұрын
Honestly feels like he talks more with his knees. :)
@johnicorn5 жыл бұрын
This man watched a lot of Chapelle growing up. He's great!
@Ctwosrer5 жыл бұрын
Johnny Topside yes!
@ChillinVinillin2 жыл бұрын
Yass 🙌🏻
@scottdunn33395 жыл бұрын
If you want to do that documentary about the IT guy, I'll be waiting.
@Tzgrey773 жыл бұрын
Saw him live and I died laughing / gasping for air! Great guy with even greater material
@calebsarahedelman54835 жыл бұрын
"I WENT TO SEE JOSH GROBAN". Not my girlfriend took me, not grandma, I DID!
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin59865 жыл бұрын
Old people, "my house is worth 2 million dollars, but back in 1983 I paid 11 raspberries for it"!!! Every young person, "I HAVE 9 ROOMMATES!!!! WE EACH PAY 11,000,00 A MONTH!!!! Every young person
@sarahfaith65315 жыл бұрын
I died. 🤣🤣🤣
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin59865 жыл бұрын
@@sarahfaith6531 same! My first place away from home, I had 7 roommates!! There were 3 people in one room, 2 in the other and 2 who slept on each couch in the living room! Awe gotta love California housing prices!🙄
@joefitzgerald27624 жыл бұрын
Um not entirely. I joined the military, got free college, and a good sum of cash. Majored in computer science and first job was 65,000 a year. Put a down payment on my house and mortgage is 800 dollars a month. Im living very comfortably, but I also made the right choices.
@themaggattack5 жыл бұрын
Homes are being phased out. Eventually, the human race will live like the Borg.
@markwilliams57335 жыл бұрын
Resistance is futile.
@shiestysean5 жыл бұрын
Michael Hansen I’m gonna invest in building a tiny home in someone’s yard while they aren’t looking
@majesticsnowleopard5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Hansen like in ready player one?
@buckfuddy4895 жыл бұрын
Henny LeBeau I planned on moving into their basement or attic, when they weren't looking🤷🏻♀️
@ThemGnarlyBoys5 жыл бұрын
Just keep smoking
@sthefcastro58274 жыл бұрын
I have two roommates and my friends tell me “wow only two??” Unironically lmao
@MarlonOwnsYourCake5 жыл бұрын
He seems like the kind of guy who in five years will either be impossibly funny or will have stopped telling jokes entirely
@jaklair2 жыл бұрын
xD
@mariapdr32614 жыл бұрын
“It’s less of reminder and more of a reenactment” I’m fucking crying
@nqobilemsomi36565 жыл бұрын
Hahaha just went and searched for Josh Groban Pure Imagination and wow, I understand what Alex is talking about...its....wow.....
@themaggattack5 жыл бұрын
Same. I'd never heard of him. So I just tried to take a little listen. I couldn't even.
@nqobilemsomi36565 жыл бұрын
WhatAWorld, wow really😅... my music teacher in primary school had a huge crush on him so she always played his music, I just thought he was cheesy like Michael Buble
@DroFBs75 жыл бұрын
Lol it is cheesy like Michael Bublé. My mother listens to both Haha.
@nqobilemsomi36565 жыл бұрын
Pedro Leal 😂😂t
@waifoo43005 жыл бұрын
This dude looks like he could play Spider-Man. All he’d have to do is keep the jokes in his head
@chanteandrews8495 жыл бұрын
Like deadpool!
@Ubersnipe5 жыл бұрын
@@chanteandrews849 neither Spider-Man nor Deadpool keep the jokes in their head
@eftheusempire4 жыл бұрын
Except that spiderman is also a joker so good job for being a fan of movies
@AmberAmbwee5 жыл бұрын
I’m dying. 😂 My dad lost my childhood home. My parents bought it in 1993, from a guy my dad worked with, for $75k. When we lost it in 2018, he owed almost $200,000. I have no idea how I’m supposed to ever have a home.
@justinz92255 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he probably took out a reverse mortgage or something, or possibly got an adjustable rate or balloon. Terrible investments.
@Budd6312 жыл бұрын
He most likely borrowed against the home. He took out equity and then made some bad investments. Happens a lot
@rowemutoni2 жыл бұрын
When he said $5000 I immediately thought “damn you should buy a house” 😂😂😂
@Lo-ud7qv2 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂
@pierangelabarbanti76952 жыл бұрын
"Spongebob has family money, I am telling you!" 😂😂
@PockASqueeno4 жыл бұрын
Spongerobert Rectangletrousers? I’m dead! 🤣 🤣 🤣 This dude is legitimately hilarious! How have I never heard of him? He should be hosting a late night comedy show.
@Sakura_Glitter5 жыл бұрын
THIS is why stand up comedy is so special. I haven’t laughed this hard in like a month. ☺️
@gqfiend5 жыл бұрын
According to the quote that he provided, the guy says that the NEXT one has to be attractive.
@MayoZrooski3 жыл бұрын
But he explanation provided was that people only listen to attractive people these days. So for a public figure to think that, and for them to also still espouse opinions in public, they must think of themselves as attractive. Of course, the dali lama was being rhetorical, and probably doesnt think people EXCLISIVELY listen to attractive individuals, but jokes are based in intepretations of reality, often skewed on purpose, so it's all fine.
@BodyByBenSLC5 жыл бұрын
The baby boomers are the greediest generation in human history.
@louie93735 жыл бұрын
Yeah. They were born into a country where a bunch of people had just died and things were being given away.
@corryburton26605 жыл бұрын
most millenials are even more so....think about it.... same exact problems with the added bonus of a single motherhood crisis because they can live off the government for making bad choices...
@amorag595 жыл бұрын
@@corryburton2660 What're you talking about? That doesn't sound like student loan debt, just the usual boomer diversionary drivel.
@johnlemon19775 жыл бұрын
@@corryburton2660 Ok Boomer
@thesouthernerwithadhd27105 жыл бұрын
@amorag59 Corry's not wrong; I was a special needs student, who's bus(one intended for DISABLED kids, BTW), had to wait for a teen mom to get out of school, when we should've left by then, b/c, *read in a mocking and scornful tone* "Her car broke down, and no one else will drive her." So, for whatever reason, the school board felt responsible for her, and her INFANT CHILD WHO WASN'T EVEN A STUDENT.
@primus755 жыл бұрын
You can't help what gives you goosebumps!
@AKNeal815 жыл бұрын
"Cocaine is a helluva drug."
@AstroSquid5 жыл бұрын
Mathew Broderick's long lost brother.
@blucow66775 жыл бұрын
not too many ppl can pull off a 9-11 joke, hes got it.
@mrgabest3 жыл бұрын
My grandfather bought two houses, one in Manchester and one in LA, during the 50s. On a community college teacher's salary.
@CoryFalde1755 жыл бұрын
He looks like young Al Pacino combined with Andy Samberg
@iloveyoubebe5 жыл бұрын
Sponge-Robert Rectangle Trousers 😂
@cobalt17545 жыл бұрын
I used to think I could live in a cardboard box on the streets, but if the boomers hear about it, they're to get gentrified.
@snicker125 жыл бұрын
I met a homeless man here in the Tampa area who tried to live and sleep in a shopping cart with a tarp over the top, but he told me that every few days, the local police would find him and harass him to move. Not help him, just harass him to move. I’m not saying that all cops are bad, or that all cops are this way, but these cops certainly were making things more difficult for this man.
@snicker125 жыл бұрын
+fenrirdies - Ok, fair point. So why don’t the police then go focus on major crimes, violent crimes, fentanyl & opioid crimes? Because they cannot find these crimes right out in the open. What they DO find right out in the open are homeless people trying to survive not bothering anyone and not disturbing the peace. But Because those homeless are out in the open, the police harass them so that hey police feel like they accomplished something for that shift. *I’m not referring to all police when I say this, just the ones that do harass the homeless without directing them toward services (which IS a police job role, to direct the public specifically to the best resources and places of help, such as nonprofits & shelters).
@JoseRamos-mb1gj5 жыл бұрын
This guy was saying a lot of good things but for some reason i didnt laugh. Idk if it was his delivery or what but i still enjoyed the set
@annahappen70363 жыл бұрын
Probably just how horrifyingly true it all is.
@scremped5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Jason Seigel when he would get all shouty on How I Met Your Mother.
@reillym92984 жыл бұрын
No way this guy could top the fish list.
@scremped3 жыл бұрын
Izumic C Come again for Big Fudge?
@zoelynch50855 жыл бұрын
i worked that concert at edgefield and he’s right, josh groban rules.
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS5 жыл бұрын
1. when your grandpa dies, dont lease a car and get an IRA. CASH IT OUT, buy a house CASH in the south where its cheap. once you OWN a house outright, you can live with a Walmart salary. You can retire at 29. LOL - montgomery alabama 4/2 ten years old.. $105,000. Ocala Florida, 3/2 $99,000. Were millennial and we own it outright. our family was ANGRY, they wanted us to have an IRA>. so we can retire 30 years from now.. crap.. I am retired already 😒😒😂😂😂
@thesavantart84805 жыл бұрын
Not everyone has a rich grandpa dude. Even if someone would like magically get 25k from their grandpa, that would still not be enough.
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS5 жыл бұрын
Twisted Fate alot of these millenials are getting alot more than 25k and they ant doing ☝️👌 with it. 25,000 gets you a single wide in rural south thats live-able. That saves you 12,000 a year in rent alone. People just try to live way outside their means thats why they ant got anything. People inherit all types of stuff. And if you dont all the more reason to live simple and start saving.
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS5 жыл бұрын
Twisted Fate everyone today drives a 30,000 car but they cant buy a $30,000 trailer to be rent free... lifestyle choices. Thats all. I know people in the projects who get $25,000 from selling crack cookies and spend it on shoes and clothes instead of a property. Even a poor person can go do a slip n fall and get that.. no excuses.. miami is full of mansions and massive houses 80% of them came here with nothing but the clothes on their backs.. stop making excuses and go get it.
@carbonatedPigeon4 жыл бұрын
@@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS did I miss the memo or something? Where are millennials getting these 25k+ sums of money? Lmao And not everyone can just move out to rural south... if everyone tried to do that, the land down there would skyrocket. And some people need to live near the city cause that's where their JOB is. Theres not a whole lot of paying work in the bumfuck of nowhere
@caffeinatednation88855 жыл бұрын
6:47 I am a fan of Coldplay and I am not afraid to say that. Coldplay is one of the best bands of our generation and we need more wholesome people in our society like the members of Coldplay.
@olzenheimr5 жыл бұрын
"The cellphone is the only place we can afford to live!"
@dearashton5 жыл бұрын
“You can’t help what gives you goosebumps .”🤣
@aurawarrior13672 жыл бұрын
SpongeBob’s real name IS canonically Spongerobert, and his parents always wear really nice clothes (at least his mother does). So that theory about SpongeBob being from a rich family checks out
@JohnWaxed5 жыл бұрын
I love how animated he is haha
@YancyBeats5 жыл бұрын
That ending was amazing LMAO
@morganrichardson88595 жыл бұрын
I am in tears. He was surprisingly hilarious.
@ArizonaAkinTv5 жыл бұрын
The way he moves his hands adds to the set. Don't see many comedians with his style. I Like this guy
@laurendukes30994 жыл бұрын
I've seen 2 of his sets back to back. Loved em both!!!!
@RomanDiaries5 жыл бұрын
This dude reminds me of every goofy guy in Ohio.
@maeves5 жыл бұрын
HA! I was a backup singer at the Portland Josh Groban show he’s talking about!
@SomeBoredVato5 жыл бұрын
maeve s. Ha no one cares 😂
@kaizenanalyst48335 жыл бұрын
Very well done. It's wonderful to sing to a big crowd AND to get paid is the icing on the cake.
@maeves5 жыл бұрын
@Uppity Sombitch You can stay mad if you want, I collect my checks regardless
@InvincibleAirman5 жыл бұрын
Does the Dalai Lama KNOW he's smoking hot* There, fixed it for you
@GRAYgauss3 жыл бұрын
At first his pacing seemed awkward, but then I fell into the rhythm and man, everything connected so freaking well. I really like the way he thinks.
@missnehy7772 жыл бұрын
I love angry comedians. They're hilarious 🤣
@laprepper3 жыл бұрын
Took me damn near a decade to save up my $18,000 down payment and closing costs for my two bedroom 330,000 house in Los Angeles it's now worth approximately $400,000 presuming I finished putting everything back together, dude is totally funny but yeah houses are expensive. Going back to school for masters degree in engineering helped.
@Nihilist_Porcupine Жыл бұрын
What kind of loan did you get that allowed you to put 18k down on a 330k house? Your monthly payment must be high af...
@aethylwulfeiii6502 Жыл бұрын
LAptepper definitely has mommy daddy scholarship money. Grad school is for people who are either wealthy or made mistakes in their lives.
@yeshevishman4 жыл бұрын
Knew this guy when I was growing up. Proud of how far he's gone.
@triplea69175 жыл бұрын
*the last joke is priceless*
@harmonydean94064 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this video, I can now thank Coldplay for the nostalgia I felt when I heard they’re songs! :D They are so good and bring me back to when I was young.
@phetakzbohdanoviec13214 жыл бұрын
0:00 - Has anyone seen an Englishman called Gavin? I'm looking for my mate Gavin. Gav? Gaaav? He left me... I lost him, I mean, I lost him. I can't be the only one hearing it.
@mikem75515 жыл бұрын
The heroes of Free Solo were the 2 climbers that Alex passed that were sleeping halfway up the mountain wearing unicorn costumes. ; )
@benjaminchen19644 жыл бұрын
I watched most of that show but did not sit there & watch the whole thing so I missed that part. Now I want to see that part, unicorns, LOL. I remember an article in a bicycle magazine where the author was taking place in a race and couldn't take his focus off some guy in a Batman mask, cape & Speedos, with no shirt. All he was worried about the whole race was he had to at least beat this one guy. That was his motivation, he didn't care if he won or not, hahahaha...
@AJ-xm4xc5 жыл бұрын
This guy is up in his own thing.
@biggusdickus67385 жыл бұрын
this guy looks like Robin Williams' younger version in the first Jumanji movie.
@swapnilyadav54923 жыл бұрын
THE CROWD WAS BRUTAL
@BrendanMcGinley5 жыл бұрын
His voice and delivery are just top-shelf.
@patsfan12845 жыл бұрын
This guy is pretty funny. Look forward to seeing more of him.
@kelseymahoney36735 жыл бұрын
"so its less of a reminder and more of a reenactment"
@carlofine30375 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal set, lots of improvement since earlier work
@Jonnyktmusic2 жыл бұрын
that ending ... X') im crying
@meganstokes79094 жыл бұрын
Alex honnold is a genuinely good man. He has done so much. He started outreach programs out of his own pocket. He's kind and sincere in every interview he's appeared in. He has accomplished the impossible, at the risk of his own life. Yet he is always remarkably humble. Why attack him???
@glowingowl2213 жыл бұрын
It was a joke … because this is comedy …
@Kawaiikaijew5 жыл бұрын
He’s adorable and hilarious, I love him lol
@WouldntULikeToKnow.4 жыл бұрын
My dad worked at a grocery store and my mom worked at a bank and they were able to buy *2* houses 20 years ago. You work at a grocery store now and you get minimum wage and no health insurance.
@ObscurityIsBest4 жыл бұрын
"So, it's less of a reminder and more of a reenactment." Hahaha!!!!!
@Sara-fv8hg4 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE IT HURTS
@km1dash65 жыл бұрын
Old people and young people actually struggle with a lot of the same problems. A lot of old people can't afford their property tax because their house is overvalued, so they have to sell their home. During the Great Recession, we saw 3 generation households (grandparents, parents, children) grow because the elderly and Millennials couldn't afford a place. It's actually caused problems because older people need to work, meaning there are fewer jobs for younger people and increased competition for the jobs out there.