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Alex Edelman: “How Is Any Millennial Ever Gonna Own a Home?” - Stand-Up Featuring

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@oliverdyer9155
@oliverdyer9155 4 жыл бұрын
Spongebob’s house has two floors, a personal library, fireplace, full kitchen, and a baby grand piano... He’s committing tax fraud for sure
@distantlol
@distantlol 4 жыл бұрын
faxx
@jennylennings4551
@jennylennings4551 4 жыл бұрын
and a dope ass sound system
@garrettcarroll5808
@garrettcarroll5808 4 жыл бұрын
And he's 11
@alyssa2807
@alyssa2807 4 жыл бұрын
He lives on less than a nickel per year so it must be larceny
@750_Roxch
@750_Roxch 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick is gonna be one wait i am him
@definitelynotchristianslater
@definitelynotchristianslater 5 жыл бұрын
"My house is worth 2 million but when I bought it in 1981 I paid 11 raspberries for it."😂🤣
@rhull3939
@rhull3939 5 жыл бұрын
@Raoul Fleckman rectangle trousers dude
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 5 жыл бұрын
Every young person:"I HAVE 9 ROOMMATES!!! WE EACH PAY 11,000,00 A MONTH!!!
@ncrtrooper1782
@ncrtrooper1782 5 жыл бұрын
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 ok boomer
@ncrtrooper1782
@ncrtrooper1782 5 жыл бұрын
@Raoul Fleckman ah yes, boomer said I'm a fool
@quill444
@quill444 5 жыл бұрын
In 1981 interest rates were edging up near 20% - j q t -
@jbaby007
@jbaby007 5 жыл бұрын
"it's the only place we can afford to live" Most accurate statement ever.
@MarkPemble
@MarkPemble 5 жыл бұрын
80% of North America is still affordable to live.
@drydenrose9729
@drydenrose9729 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, in Mexico and Canada
@SkylerBroe
@SkylerBroe 5 жыл бұрын
@@drydenrose9729 ok boomer
@jasadin
@jasadin 5 жыл бұрын
Yep." The median price of a home sold in the United States in January 1970 was $23,600. The median price of a home sold in the United States in January 2011 was $240,100. As of May 2019, the U.S. median home price was $315,000."
@tetsuzhanshi242
@tetsuzhanshi242 5 жыл бұрын
@@jasadin But you literally have to on purpose try to make less than 80k. 100k jobs are sprouting on indeed and linkdin like cherry blossoms right now. It isn't hard, sure would be nice to have a mortgage payment of 600 rather than 11000 but easy peasy still.
@zector4583
@zector4583 5 жыл бұрын
"And every young person is like 'I HAVE NINE ROOMMATES!! WE EACH PAY $11,000 A MONTH!'" Preach!!!!!
@cybergoth8332
@cybergoth8332 5 жыл бұрын
zector45 what ya gonna do about it kid? I own three beach houses and make my son pay me rent.
@zector4583
@zector4583 5 жыл бұрын
@@cybergoth8332 OK Boomer.
@6893Nicole
@6893Nicole 5 жыл бұрын
God I moved to Cali.... Went from paying 350 a month on 3 bed room 2 bathroom house... To 1800 a month on a closet inside the garage lmao
@danv.2695
@danv.2695 5 жыл бұрын
@@cybergoth8332 ok boomer
@adrianreyes8524
@adrianreyes8524 5 жыл бұрын
Live_For_Today 350 for a three bedroom- where’d you move from?
@chloepineapple3549
@chloepineapple3549 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like some older people haven’t realized that the cost of living in america now is SIGNIFICANTLY higher
@adamantm8869
@adamantm8869 4 жыл бұрын
John Taylor ok boomer
@Dragon_Fire_2468
@Dragon_Fire_2468 4 жыл бұрын
John Taylor ok boomer
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 4 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor "Welfare recipient?" You mean like red states being subsidized by blue states?
@Jesse8874
@Jesse8874 4 жыл бұрын
No, as in, they receive welfare cuz he wont work after retirement 🙄 nice try though
@cara2801
@cara2801 4 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor Boomers cry more than any other generation. They cry on the news about avocado toast.........fkin avocado toast bro.
@kaiapparent2653
@kaiapparent2653 4 жыл бұрын
When he said ‘$5000’ and started talking about ‘buying a house’ I was crying lmao this is such a sad reality
@Matthew-kl3xh
@Matthew-kl3xh 4 жыл бұрын
I put less than 5 grand down for my house last year. I was 24 making $13 a hour, but built my credit and used my 401k for the deposit. I'm gonna guess he lives in Cali or New York. Those states look messed up from the outside looking in. No offense if anyone lives there.
@squidleyskidley
@squidleyskidley 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Christy you were lucky enough to have a 401k with money in it dude. That is also not a reality for everyone. Do you have kids? Or a disability? Or an aging parent to care for full-time while also working?
@Matthew-kl3xh
@Matthew-kl3xh 4 жыл бұрын
@@squidleyskidley you're right I am very lucky. Alot of people nowadays are too though. You can do it with a 401k or without one and the money was in it because I put it there. I didn't have kids because I chose to wait. I was lucky to not have to take care of my parents yet, but that time is approaching soon, they didn't save anything and are almost past being able to work. Most people aren't disabled also. What I ment was if you do have $5000 you can afford to buy a house in the majority of the US. You need to take responsibility and be attentional though. I see people with more luck than me not being responsible and wasting potential. Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do.
@squidleyskidley
@squidleyskidley 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Christy I appreciate your response and def can see where yer coming from. As someone who has a chronic disability though, I just want to push back on your statement about disabilities not affecting most folks. Here’s a summary from the most recent census that states nearly 1in 5 people have a disability: www.census.gov/newsroom/releases/archives/miscellaneous/cb12-134.html And the most telling part is this: “The report shows that 41 percent of those age 21 to 64 with any disability were employed, compared with 79 percent of those with no disability. Along with the lower likelihood of having a job came the higher likelihood of experiencing persistent poverty; that is, continuous poverty over a 24-month period.” I am one of those millions of younger workers with a disability, plus caretaking for my elderly parent, and trying to eek out a living for myself. Luckily I don’t have kids, but these are not all choices I’ve made. These are realities of many millennials’ lives. You were lucky and made good choices among good options. I wish I had all of those options. I think that’s the crux of it. Hard work counts for a lot. But being born with options counts for more. Which is the point of the jokes in the video, right?
@Matthew-kl3xh
@Matthew-kl3xh 4 жыл бұрын
@@squidleyskidley I appreciate your kindness, but I do feel the need to disagree slightly. I would say options is equally as important as hard work. Ultimately it is subjective and whatever you believe is what's truly relevant. Our beliefs impact our reality and behavior very strongly. By the report you show I would be included in the statistics of someone with a disability. I personally think stating something as a disability is often doing more harm than good. The only reason I ever succeed in anything I do, is because I stop looking at myself as a victim, entitled and disabled. That wisdom was given to me through people I listened too and read about, and I owe everything to them. We've all been through hell, and if anyone hasn't they will. You never really know where or what someone's come from. I know there are people out there who have it better and complain more than me, and people who have it worse and complain less than me. I just try to focus on myself and what I can control in order to become better. My theological views aren't religiously based, but I see a great deal of wisdom in this "For whoever has, to him more will be given, and he will have abundance; but whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him." Wisdom can be found anywhere, and the wise individual is the one who wins. I don't know what your disability is, but I would like to atleast list a few people who helped me. Jocko Willink, Jordan Peterson, Gandhi, MLK jr, Louis Zamperini, Dave Ramsey and David Goggins. You are who you spend time with. I spend my time listening to people like this, reading about them and thinking as deeply as I can. I appreciate you taking the time to talk with me and I wish you all the luck in the world. Thank you.
@johnvernon27
@johnvernon27 5 жыл бұрын
I used to work delivering and installing appliances, just about every week I'd get an old person telling me about how they put themselves through college and bought their first house delivering appliances. I had to walk to work every day because I couldn't even afford to drive my own car.
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 5 жыл бұрын
The economy here in the U.S. is REALLY going to hell in a handbasket thanks to greedy elite PSYCHOS and globalist greed in general. It's hurting almost everyone except the rich 😡
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 5 жыл бұрын
Tl;dr : not bragging, this is unsustainable! A couple years ago, my spouse and I were able to buy a home with only one of us working, while the other took care of our kids full time. But.... the breadwinner worked a difficult job like an absolute maniac, sometimes 60+ hours a week, While the stay at home parent did everything else, cooked almost all meals from scratch and cut coupons... we gave up cable (still cant afford it) and most other entertainment that cost anything, didn't go to the movies for over three years, shared one older car (which meant the stay at home parent pushed a baby carriage a half mile to the supermarket and then walked home carrying everything and pushing the kids!) We all dressed mostly in hand-me-downs from family and friends, cancelled our home phone and switched to older model wireless phones that came free with cheap wireless plans with minimal data, etc It took us a reeeeeally long time to find a nice home in a good neighborhood that we could afford. We literally looked for two years, almost gave up hope. *But that was a few years ago* If it were *right now* we couldnt afford anything that wasn't a bady damaged shed in a struggling corner of Detroit. It's *crazy*
@Kekekepeeps
@Kekekepeeps 5 жыл бұрын
Protectobot definitely more complicated than that 😂 and we live in a capitalistic society so us consumers are just as much a part of the problem. We definitely have a problem with housing in more urban cities here in the us but our economy is actually doing very well.
@thesouthernerwithadhd2710
@thesouthernerwithadhd2710 5 жыл бұрын
@Khadijah Said That's why we seriously need an anarcho-communist or anarcho-socialist system; look up both ideologies, and you'll see why I support them. I personally am an advocate for anarcho-communism, over anarcho-socialism; but, to each their own. No, in case you're wondering, and OFC you'll find this out with research, neither one is PURELY communism or socialism. (Trust me, the mix of anarchism, makes a significant difference.)
@jenjen2239
@jenjen2239 5 жыл бұрын
@@Protectobot epic antisemitic dogwhistles my guy
@JesseGamer
@JesseGamer 5 жыл бұрын
3:08 those are the eyes of a man who isn't joking but has to laugh through the rage. So our entire generation basically.
@jumbo4billion
@jumbo4billion 5 жыл бұрын
Only in your country though😂 It's nice to see America falling
@exthechickenwing
@exthechickenwing 5 жыл бұрын
@@jumbo4billion I would imagine inflation is universal. What's it like where u r and where r u?
@JoeGilly95
@JoeGilly95 5 жыл бұрын
@@exthechickenwing inflation is absolutely not universal. its a domestic aka local trend with global impacts nonetheless in some cases, but do not mistake that to mean that because a dollar here will get you 80 cents worth of gas on a given day, means the same for a dollar in a different country or in a different dollar system, they are not universal but coincidental and individual market movements.
@JoeGilly95
@JoeGilly95 5 жыл бұрын
exhibit a would be the destabilized chinese currency where they have intentionally inflated the amount of dollars in the system to be able to undermine the value of their own currency held by foreign countries. The U.S. dollar is trading actively at an all time high while i assure that this is not the case for the chinese dollar.
@exthechickenwing
@exthechickenwing 5 жыл бұрын
@@JoeGilly95 I think I am clocking in a to low an IQ to understand, certainly inadequate knowledge base... But Can you explain the china point more? I meant to say every country has inflation, idk the implementation. And you said " intentional inflation of the Chinese dollar lowers their global dollar" ... Why? And why intentionally inflate if this happens?
@Musistics
@Musistics 5 жыл бұрын
Parents: You guys live in your phones. Millennials: It's the only place we can afford to live. 🤣🤣🤣
@BloodSoakedGoat
@BloodSoakedGoat 4 жыл бұрын
You are the worst generation of americans and no one will miss you
@Musistics
@Musistics 4 жыл бұрын
John Taylor A-sphincter says what? Sir, this is a comedy forum. Please take your mommy issues and snide comments to the nearest YT Behavioral Sciences channel.
@ruairikiernan8310
@ruairikiernan8310 4 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor boiiii I think you grossly over estimate the price of phones and underestimate the price of a house
@brabbit330
@brabbit330 2 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that alot of old people spend too much time on their phones and posting on Facebook too.
@tbone9603
@tbone9603 2 жыл бұрын
Lol sooo true!!!!
@luke-alex
@luke-alex 5 жыл бұрын
"This sponge...owns his own pineapple?!"
@13tuyuti
@13tuyuti 5 жыл бұрын
That one hurt because it's too true.
@MrPuretrollin
@MrPuretrollin 5 жыл бұрын
He owns a two story pineapple?!?!
@SeanLaMontagne
@SeanLaMontagne 5 жыл бұрын
@Asma Zina Belheddad Not even a manager and this dude has a Study on his second floor.
@lanenolastname6332
@lanenolastname6332 4 жыл бұрын
Sponge Robert Rectangle Trousers
@marcuswoodland6438
@marcuswoodland6438 5 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like he could be a character on Big Mouth
@beebeetee2926
@beebeetee2926 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 He looks like the little Jewish boy who ended up with the female hormone monster. 😂😂😂
@Adrianlovesmusic
@Adrianlovesmusic 5 жыл бұрын
Marcus Woodland everything big mouth
@SNUPE_FOXX92
@SNUPE_FOXX92 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like Andrew
@MegaBlacknuts
@MegaBlacknuts 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like a adult Andrew, from Big Mouth. He even sounds a little like Andrew too.
@meredithr9824
@meredithr9824 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, you're right
@TehFMJay
@TehFMJay 5 жыл бұрын
Im high and i lost it at “sponge Robert rectangle trousers”
@alexandrahenderson4368
@alexandrahenderson4368 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was spongebobert 😂 but it was super funny
@safwatnuman4297
@safwatnuman4297 5 жыл бұрын
Best joke ever😂
@edoedo8584
@edoedo8584 5 жыл бұрын
savage
@0mally333
@0mally333 5 жыл бұрын
Hi high I'm high
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 5 жыл бұрын
@macilab
@macilab 5 жыл бұрын
I love that he shows up super angry and meanwhile confesses how deep his emotions are. Being fearless with Coldplay and loveful with Josh Groban. I would be his friend.
@santolina8
@santolina8 5 жыл бұрын
“Loveful”
@jeronimomoraesfilho3409
@jeronimomoraesfilho3409 5 жыл бұрын
Me too. Decided to listen to Josh Groban and I cannot deny it, I liked it!
@matthewshepard695
@matthewshepard695 5 жыл бұрын
Who is Josh Groban and what kind of music does coldplay play never heard of either group
@DeadlyDeadlyBeees
@DeadlyDeadlyBeees 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewshepard695 Josh Grobin sings opera and I guarantee you've heard Coldplay before, look them up
@Shedding
@Shedding 4 жыл бұрын
Would it have benefits?
@avgdi
@avgdi 5 жыл бұрын
“This guy can’t read expressions on any kind of face.” This guy is hilarious! Right from that first joke I was laughing so hard.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 4 жыл бұрын
@David Wow! Good for you, champ!
@sinceslicedbread7422
@sinceslicedbread7422 2 жыл бұрын
@disham I was just about to write this too!
@aixpert291
@aixpert291 4 жыл бұрын
He should end every show by coming back out in his bathrobe and saying “you’re still here? It’s over! Go home!”
@helpis0ntheway
@helpis0ntheway 4 жыл бұрын
Lol...I wonder how many get this reference...
@hellofrominside8524
@hellofrominside8524 4 жыл бұрын
That's great
@xenogorwraithblade2538
@xenogorwraithblade2538 3 жыл бұрын
"Edelman...Edelman...Edelman..."
@marisa8413
@marisa8413 8 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR LMFAOOOOO u nailed that
@underweightHater
@underweightHater 5 жыл бұрын
As a 50 year old who will also never own a house, well, I guess I should have saved my raspberries.
@gurusmurf5921
@gurusmurf5921 5 жыл бұрын
You graduated in '87ish? You got to be part of the first generation boomers held in disdain for not having it as easy as they did.
@kelltradk710
@kelltradk710 5 жыл бұрын
Why won’t you?
@oleanderpink4505
@oleanderpink4505 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I’m 57 and can’t even afford an apartment rent on my teacher’s salary for 30 years.
@jackhaugh
@jackhaugh 4 жыл бұрын
John Taylor or buy a van.
@gurusmurf5921
@gurusmurf5921 4 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor I tried working like boomers did but no one handed me a bunch of free stuff. Then boomers started whining at me about how I was living my life.
@surajpatel5200
@surajpatel5200 5 жыл бұрын
I want a Netflix special with this dude
@beatsg
@beatsg 8 ай бұрын
He just filmed a HBO one.
@EliteLightLord100
@EliteLightLord100 5 жыл бұрын
"SpongeRobert RectangleTrousers"
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 5 жыл бұрын
From this day forward, he shall be known by this name and this name only.
@failbro23
@failbro23 5 жыл бұрын
Bro this is legit real I lived in a house with 7 guys and still payed a arm and a leg for it and was the cheapest room around. Not only that everyone either had tech jobs or sales and worked 2 to 3 jobs not even lying or joking
@joefitzgerald2762
@joefitzgerald2762 4 жыл бұрын
Where the hell did you live? on the moon?
@daedalus_20v
@daedalus_20v 2 жыл бұрын
@@joefitzgerald2762 racoon city, apparently
@wackyduck3
@wackyduck3 5 жыл бұрын
Spongebob works six days a week and 16 hours a day
@lking1540
@lking1540 5 жыл бұрын
For less than a quarter.
@scorpionqueen11
@scorpionqueen11 5 жыл бұрын
​@@lking1540 He should be living in a shoe box. Period.
@defoperator7993
@defoperator7993 5 жыл бұрын
That's lite work he needs a second job I guess his reality show covered the mortgage
@sarahoshea9603
@sarahoshea9603 4 жыл бұрын
So do a lot of millennials. Still not Makin enough for a house
@devins4081
@devins4081 4 жыл бұрын
Actually he pays Mr.krabs to work there!😂😂
@ipellly
@ipellly 5 жыл бұрын
why does his posture make him look like hes about to run at you?
@Ubersnipe
@Ubersnipe 5 жыл бұрын
Not sure but you shouldn't let him out of your sight. He's the kind of person who, if you took him out to a buffet, he would start at you (unblinkingly) the whole time.
@kellerk4244
@kellerk4244 5 жыл бұрын
Good job Dylan
@WhispersDaes
@WhispersDaes 5 жыл бұрын
His posture is prepared. As a millennial, we must be ready to run at any time. We won't get far, because we're so damn tired, but we'll bolt at the drop of a hat.
@owomuwu
@owomuwu 4 жыл бұрын
Because he is.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 4 жыл бұрын
It's not only the posture; it's the wild, bulging eyes, as well
@malcolm.kelner
@malcolm.kelner 5 жыл бұрын
God damn it it's about time a fellow man had the guts to publicly say how incredible Coldplay is.
@jamesahern9864
@jamesahern9864 4 жыл бұрын
What is Coldplay?
@MrTruehoustonian
@MrTruehoustonian 4 жыл бұрын
Who?
@divabhardwaj6381
@divabhardwaj6381 2 жыл бұрын
Coldplay is a band. They wrote viva la vida and wrote something just like this with the chainsmokers
@bigrealm8156
@bigrealm8156 2 жыл бұрын
@@divabhardwaj6381 just to clarify "Something just like this"
@LembeckIsStaying
@LembeckIsStaying 2 жыл бұрын
I'm black, had no idea people hated Coldplay. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna keep jamming! 🤷🏾‍♂️
@MichaelMagill1990
@MichaelMagill1990 5 жыл бұрын
It was borderline unfunny and yet hilarious at the same time.
@smokinjodak9844
@smokinjodak9844 5 жыл бұрын
It felt like I was just hearing a dude tell me a story that happened to be funny 😂😂 😂😂 😂
@mikeelbo6341
@mikeelbo6341 5 жыл бұрын
yup. good material, strange delivery
@mrniz461
@mrniz461 5 жыл бұрын
It sucks lol
@LadysavagexXxX
@LadysavagexXxX 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I felt the same
@horrorvictim
@horrorvictim 5 жыл бұрын
I think it was unfunny because it was the truth...and in turn, it was funny because it was the truth.
@joshuacross5362
@joshuacross5362 4 жыл бұрын
"Two story pineapple". This guy is really funny; I hope you keep doing stand-up, man!
@joefitzgerald2762
@joefitzgerald2762 4 жыл бұрын
lol of course hes going to continue doing stand up.
@5cent27
@5cent27 2 жыл бұрын
“I have 9 roommates” carried a lot of rage 🤣🤣🤣
@SilentReflection101
@SilentReflection101 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is a legend.
@Dave-lr2wo
@Dave-lr2wo 5 жыл бұрын
Of what? I bet he spits when he talks.
@Xsk8phalifeX
@Xsk8phalifeX 5 жыл бұрын
@@danstalter lmao
@egregius9314
@egregius9314 5 жыл бұрын
I googled 'ok boomer' and now youtube felt I should really check out this guy.
@annahappen7036
@annahappen7036 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, sometimes algorithms accidentally do something good.
@Dragon_Fire_2468
@Dragon_Fire_2468 4 жыл бұрын
John Taylor ok boomer
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 4 жыл бұрын
@John Taylor maybe you should go back to having your talc-soft ego be stroked by corporate mouthpieces like Stephen Crowder instead of leaving the bubble for a little good, old-fashioned factual truth here?
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, the other reason we need to veer this trainwreck of a country "far" to the left--make your personal data _your own private property._ It's not just healthcare, education, infrastructure, transit, wages, clean air and housing, they have protection from corporate spying over in Europe, too.
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 3 жыл бұрын
Fortnite kids Zoomers
@mariamspeaks3608
@mariamspeaks3608 5 жыл бұрын
Millennials: Worried about owning a home. Gen Z: Worried about surviving an environmental apocalypse.
@jozeff3329
@jozeff3329 5 жыл бұрын
Mariam Dickerson Millennials: trying to enjoy a comedy show Gen Z: LOOK AT ME AND MY OPINIONS
@gasflicx3497
@gasflicx3497 5 жыл бұрын
soflay turtles google it lol it’s 2019 should be common knowledge at this point
@bobhunt4402
@bobhunt4402 5 жыл бұрын
In another 15 years Gen Z will be devastated to realize they've been replaced by Gen A.
@3.0TMKreaZ
@3.0TMKreaZ 5 жыл бұрын
@soflay turtles Google
@Kekekepeeps
@Kekekepeeps 5 жыл бұрын
soflay turtles gen z are the kids who were born after the emergence of commercial internet. So early twenties and younger
@IanWeaver
@IanWeaver 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's energy. Dear god do we need more comedians like this.
@rosequartz4102
@rosequartz4102 2 жыл бұрын
Agree. But knowing what I know about his family via his stand up, I'm pretty sure his twin brother could climb El Capitan. (I didn't want to make that a main comment lest he reads it and I hurt his feelings or something😂)
@youyou9405
@youyou9405 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, tough crowd, I'm here rolling on the floor laughing while the public is kinda cold. Edit: looking back into it, the crowd was into it after all. Cool crowd.
@1337Se7eN7
@1337Se7eN7 5 жыл бұрын
It'd be funnier if he was funnier
@sugarice72
@sugarice72 5 жыл бұрын
@@1337Se7eN7 you'd be better if you had a sense of humor
@mattjameson1453
@mattjameson1453 5 жыл бұрын
Are you blind they are rolling around?
@eloyochoa8404
@eloyochoa8404 5 жыл бұрын
youyou9405 they are loving it, what are you talking about? They laughed the entire set. Everyone was dying.
@zachhunzeker1095
@zachhunzeker1095 3 жыл бұрын
No I agree especially during the first half of the set it was pretty dead. I was a little thrown off by his delivery but the jokes themselves were great. The venue also might’ve just been too small
@YancyBeats
@YancyBeats 5 жыл бұрын
His stare gonna visit me in my nightmares
@joehead1496
@joehead1496 5 жыл бұрын
Millenial Lewis Black. He has all the mannerisms down.
@robfab5204
@robfab5204 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting observation.
@morganthem
@morganthem 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't catch it first time watching
@hellsdethbtingr
@hellsdethbtingr 3 жыл бұрын
Now I can’t not see it
@1231josue
@1231josue 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Yeah.
@bobbisue313
@bobbisue313 5 жыл бұрын
Damn he's wired up. Can I have some of that energy. Or your pharmaceuticals?? 😬
@olivyae3057
@olivyae3057 5 жыл бұрын
Adderall
@bobbisue313
@bobbisue313 5 жыл бұрын
@@olivyae3057 couldn't work without em
@Ubersnipe
@Ubersnipe 5 жыл бұрын
No, you would OD on the smallest dose of what he's taking.
@lucystarlight8887
@lucystarlight8887 4 жыл бұрын
His eyes, his voice, his posture... every part of this dude is just dripping with anxiety
@SarahSmith-lr9pg
@SarahSmith-lr9pg 4 жыл бұрын
So awkward feeling, but I was still laughing throughout. I want to see more of him.
@tommyaudio
@tommyaudio 5 жыл бұрын
do his hand gestures have anything to do with what he's actually saying?? 😂😂
@theeRangRang
@theeRangRang 5 жыл бұрын
tommy audio I think he’s just happy ,enjoying himself because no 😂
@plinyelder8156
@plinyelder8156 5 жыл бұрын
Nope
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 5 жыл бұрын
"actually"
@MalcontentFlower
@MalcontentFlower 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly feels like he talks more with his knees. :)
@johnicorn
@johnicorn 5 жыл бұрын
This man watched a lot of Chapelle growing up. He's great!
@Ctwosrer
@Ctwosrer 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny Topside yes!
@ChillinVinillin
@ChillinVinillin 2 жыл бұрын
Yass 🙌🏻
@scottdunn3339
@scottdunn3339 5 жыл бұрын
If you want to do that documentary about the IT guy, I'll be waiting.
@Tzgrey77
@Tzgrey77 3 жыл бұрын
Saw him live and I died laughing / gasping for air! Great guy with even greater material
@calebsarahedelman5483
@calebsarahedelman5483 5 жыл бұрын
"I WENT TO SEE JOSH GROBAN". Not my girlfriend took me, not grandma, I DID!
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 5 жыл бұрын
Old people, "my house is worth 2 million dollars, but back in 1983 I paid 11 raspberries for it"!!! Every young person, "I HAVE 9 ROOMMATES!!!! WE EACH PAY 11,000,00 A MONTH!!!! Every young person
@sarahfaith6531
@sarahfaith6531 5 жыл бұрын
I died. 🤣🤣🤣
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahfaith6531 same! My first place away from home, I had 7 roommates!! There were 3 people in one room, 2 in the other and 2 who slept on each couch in the living room! Awe gotta love California housing prices!🙄
@joefitzgerald2762
@joefitzgerald2762 4 жыл бұрын
Um not entirely. I joined the military, got free college, and a good sum of cash. Majored in computer science and first job was 65,000 a year. Put a down payment on my house and mortgage is 800 dollars a month. Im living very comfortably, but I also made the right choices.
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 5 жыл бұрын
Homes are being phased out. Eventually, the human race will live like the Borg.
@markwilliams5733
@markwilliams5733 5 жыл бұрын
Resistance is futile.
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Hansen I’m gonna invest in building a tiny home in someone’s yard while they aren’t looking
@majesticsnowleopard
@majesticsnowleopard 5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Hansen like in ready player one?
@buckfuddy489
@buckfuddy489 5 жыл бұрын
Henny LeBeau I planned on moving into their basement or attic, when they weren't looking🤷🏻‍♀️
@ThemGnarlyBoys
@ThemGnarlyBoys 5 жыл бұрын
Just keep smoking
@sthefcastro5827
@sthefcastro5827 4 жыл бұрын
I have two roommates and my friends tell me “wow only two??” Unironically lmao
@MarlonOwnsYourCake
@MarlonOwnsYourCake 5 жыл бұрын
He seems like the kind of guy who in five years will either be impossibly funny or will have stopped telling jokes entirely
@jaklair
@jaklair 2 жыл бұрын
xD
@mariapdr3261
@mariapdr3261 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s less of reminder and more of a reenactment” I’m fucking crying
@nqobilemsomi3656
@nqobilemsomi3656 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha just went and searched for Josh Groban Pure Imagination and wow, I understand what Alex is talking about...its....wow.....
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 5 жыл бұрын
Same. I'd never heard of him. So I just tried to take a little listen. I couldn't even.
@nqobilemsomi3656
@nqobilemsomi3656 5 жыл бұрын
WhatAWorld, wow really😅... my music teacher in primary school had a huge crush on him so she always played his music, I just thought he was cheesy like Michael Buble
@DroFBs7
@DroFBs7 5 жыл бұрын
Lol it is cheesy like Michael Bublé. My mother listens to both Haha.
@nqobilemsomi3656
@nqobilemsomi3656 5 жыл бұрын
Pedro Leal 😂😂t
@waifoo4300
@waifoo4300 5 жыл бұрын
This dude looks like he could play Spider-Man. All he’d have to do is keep the jokes in his head
@chanteandrews849
@chanteandrews849 5 жыл бұрын
Like deadpool!
@Ubersnipe
@Ubersnipe 5 жыл бұрын
@@chanteandrews849 neither Spider-Man nor Deadpool keep the jokes in their head
@eftheusempire
@eftheusempire 4 жыл бұрын
Except that spiderman is also a joker so good job for being a fan of movies
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 5 жыл бұрын
I’m dying. 😂 My dad lost my childhood home. My parents bought it in 1993, from a guy my dad worked with, for $75k. When we lost it in 2018, he owed almost $200,000. I have no idea how I’m supposed to ever have a home.
@justinz9225
@justinz9225 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he probably took out a reverse mortgage or something, or possibly got an adjustable rate or balloon. Terrible investments.
@Budd631
@Budd631 2 жыл бұрын
He most likely borrowed against the home. He took out equity and then made some bad investments. Happens a lot
@rowemutoni
@rowemutoni 2 жыл бұрын
When he said $5000 I immediately thought “damn you should buy a house” 😂😂😂
@Lo-ud7qv
@Lo-ud7qv 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂
@pierangelabarbanti7695
@pierangelabarbanti7695 2 жыл бұрын
"Spongebob has family money, I am telling you!" 😂😂
@PockASqueeno
@PockASqueeno 4 жыл бұрын
Spongerobert Rectangletrousers? I’m dead! 🤣 🤣 🤣 This dude is legitimately hilarious! How have I never heard of him? He should be hosting a late night comedy show.
@Sakura_Glitter
@Sakura_Glitter 5 жыл бұрын
THIS is why stand up comedy is so special. I haven’t laughed this hard in like a month. ☺️
@gqfiend
@gqfiend 5 жыл бұрын
According to the quote that he provided, the guy says that the NEXT one has to be attractive.
@MayoZrooski
@MayoZrooski 3 жыл бұрын
But he explanation provided was that people only listen to attractive people these days. So for a public figure to think that, and for them to also still espouse opinions in public, they must think of themselves as attractive. Of course, the dali lama was being rhetorical, and probably doesnt think people EXCLISIVELY listen to attractive individuals, but jokes are based in intepretations of reality, often skewed on purpose, so it's all fine.
@BodyByBenSLC
@BodyByBenSLC 5 жыл бұрын
The baby boomers are the greediest generation in human history.
@louie9373
@louie9373 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. They were born into a country where a bunch of people had just died and things were being given away.
@corryburton2660
@corryburton2660 5 жыл бұрын
most millenials are even more so....think about it.... same exact problems with the added bonus of a single motherhood crisis because they can live off the government for making bad choices...
@amorag59
@amorag59 5 жыл бұрын
@@corryburton2660 What're you talking about? That doesn't sound like student loan debt, just the usual boomer diversionary drivel.
@johnlemon1977
@johnlemon1977 5 жыл бұрын
@@corryburton2660 Ok Boomer
@thesouthernerwithadhd2710
@thesouthernerwithadhd2710 5 жыл бұрын
@amorag59 Corry's not wrong; I was a special needs student, who's bus(one intended for DISABLED kids, BTW), had to wait for a teen mom to get out of school, when we should've left by then, b/c, *read in a mocking and scornful tone* "Her car broke down, and no one else will drive her." So, for whatever reason, the school board felt responsible for her, and her INFANT CHILD WHO WASN'T EVEN A STUDENT.
@primus75
@primus75 5 жыл бұрын
You can't help what gives you goosebumps!
@AKNeal81
@AKNeal81 5 жыл бұрын
"Cocaine is a helluva drug."
@AstroSquid
@AstroSquid 5 жыл бұрын
Mathew Broderick's long lost brother.
@blucow6677
@blucow6677 5 жыл бұрын
not too many ppl can pull off a 9-11 joke, hes got it.
@mrgabest
@mrgabest 3 жыл бұрын
My grandfather bought two houses, one in Manchester and one in LA, during the 50s. On a community college teacher's salary.
@CoryFalde175
@CoryFalde175 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like young Al Pacino combined with Andy Samberg
@iloveyoubebe
@iloveyoubebe 5 жыл бұрын
Sponge-Robert Rectangle Trousers 😂
@cobalt1754
@cobalt1754 5 жыл бұрын
I used to think I could live in a cardboard box on the streets, but if the boomers hear about it, they're to get gentrified.
@snicker12
@snicker12 5 жыл бұрын
I met a homeless man here in the Tampa area who tried to live and sleep in a shopping cart with a tarp over the top, but he told me that every few days, the local police would find him and harass him to move. Not help him, just harass him to move. I’m not saying that all cops are bad, or that all cops are this way, but these cops certainly were making things more difficult for this man.
@snicker12
@snicker12 5 жыл бұрын
+fenrirdies - Ok, fair point. So why don’t the police then go focus on major crimes, violent crimes, fentanyl & opioid crimes? Because they cannot find these crimes right out in the open. What they DO find right out in the open are homeless people trying to survive not bothering anyone and not disturbing the peace. But Because those homeless are out in the open, the police harass them so that hey police feel like they accomplished something for that shift. *I’m not referring to all police when I say this, just the ones that do harass the homeless without directing them toward services (which IS a police job role, to direct the public specifically to the best resources and places of help, such as nonprofits & shelters).
@JoseRamos-mb1gj
@JoseRamos-mb1gj 5 жыл бұрын
This guy was saying a lot of good things but for some reason i didnt laugh. Idk if it was his delivery or what but i still enjoyed the set
@annahappen7036
@annahappen7036 3 жыл бұрын
Probably just how horrifyingly true it all is.
@scremped
@scremped 5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Jason Seigel when he would get all shouty on How I Met Your Mother.
@reillym9298
@reillym9298 4 жыл бұрын
No way this guy could top the fish list.
@scremped
@scremped 3 жыл бұрын
Izumic C Come again for Big Fudge?
@zoelynch5085
@zoelynch5085 5 жыл бұрын
i worked that concert at edgefield and he’s right, josh groban rules.
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS 5 жыл бұрын
1. when your grandpa dies, dont lease a car and get an IRA. CASH IT OUT, buy a house CASH in the south where its cheap. once you OWN a house outright, you can live with a Walmart salary. You can retire at 29. LOL - montgomery alabama 4/2 ten years old.. $105,000. Ocala Florida, 3/2 $99,000. Were millennial and we own it outright. our family was ANGRY, they wanted us to have an IRA>. so we can retire 30 years from now.. crap.. I am retired already 😒😒😂😂😂
@thesavantart8480
@thesavantart8480 5 жыл бұрын
Not everyone has a rich grandpa dude. Even if someone would like magically get 25k from their grandpa, that would still not be enough.
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS 5 жыл бұрын
Twisted Fate alot of these millenials are getting alot more than 25k and they ant doing ☝️👌 with it. 25,000 gets you a single wide in rural south thats live-able. That saves you 12,000 a year in rent alone. People just try to live way outside their means thats why they ant got anything. People inherit all types of stuff. And if you dont all the more reason to live simple and start saving.
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS
@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS 5 жыл бұрын
Twisted Fate everyone today drives a 30,000 car but they cant buy a $30,000 trailer to be rent free... lifestyle choices. Thats all. I know people in the projects who get $25,000 from selling crack cookies and spend it on shoes and clothes instead of a property. Even a poor person can go do a slip n fall and get that.. no excuses.. miami is full of mansions and massive houses 80% of them came here with nothing but the clothes on their backs.. stop making excuses and go get it.
@carbonatedPigeon
@carbonatedPigeon 4 жыл бұрын
@@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS did I miss the memo or something? Where are millennials getting these 25k+ sums of money? Lmao And not everyone can just move out to rural south... if everyone tried to do that, the land down there would skyrocket. And some people need to live near the city cause that's where their JOB is. Theres not a whole lot of paying work in the bumfuck of nowhere
@caffeinatednation8885
@caffeinatednation8885 5 жыл бұрын
6:47 I am a fan of Coldplay and I am not afraid to say that. Coldplay is one of the best bands of our generation and we need more wholesome people in our society like the members of Coldplay.
@olzenheimr
@olzenheimr 5 жыл бұрын
"The cellphone is the only place we can afford to live!"
@dearashton
@dearashton 5 жыл бұрын
“You can’t help what gives you goosebumps .”🤣
@aurawarrior1367
@aurawarrior1367 2 жыл бұрын
SpongeBob’s real name IS canonically Spongerobert, and his parents always wear really nice clothes (at least his mother does). So that theory about SpongeBob being from a rich family checks out
@JohnWaxed
@JohnWaxed 5 жыл бұрын
I love how animated he is haha
@YancyBeats
@YancyBeats 5 жыл бұрын
That ending was amazing LMAO
@morganrichardson8859
@morganrichardson8859 5 жыл бұрын
I am in tears. He was surprisingly hilarious.
@ArizonaAkinTv
@ArizonaAkinTv 5 жыл бұрын
The way he moves his hands adds to the set. Don't see many comedians with his style. I Like this guy
@laurendukes3099
@laurendukes3099 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen 2 of his sets back to back. Loved em both!!!!
@RomanDiaries
@RomanDiaries 5 жыл бұрын
This dude reminds me of every goofy guy in Ohio.
@maeves
@maeves 5 жыл бұрын
HA! I was a backup singer at the Portland Josh Groban show he’s talking about!
@SomeBoredVato
@SomeBoredVato 5 жыл бұрын
maeve s. Ha no one cares 😂
@kaizenanalyst4833
@kaizenanalyst4833 5 жыл бұрын
Very well done. It's wonderful to sing to a big crowd AND to get paid is the icing on the cake.
@maeves
@maeves 5 жыл бұрын
@Uppity Sombitch You can stay mad if you want, I collect my checks regardless
@InvincibleAirman
@InvincibleAirman 5 жыл бұрын
Does the Dalai Lama KNOW he's smoking hot* There, fixed it for you
@GRAYgauss
@GRAYgauss 3 жыл бұрын
At first his pacing seemed awkward, but then I fell into the rhythm and man, everything connected so freaking well. I really like the way he thinks.
@missnehy777
@missnehy777 2 жыл бұрын
I love angry comedians. They're hilarious 🤣
@laprepper
@laprepper 3 жыл бұрын
Took me damn near a decade to save up my $18,000 down payment and closing costs for my two bedroom 330,000 house in Los Angeles it's now worth approximately $400,000 presuming I finished putting everything back together, dude is totally funny but yeah houses are expensive. Going back to school for masters degree in engineering helped.
@Nihilist_Porcupine
@Nihilist_Porcupine Жыл бұрын
What kind of loan did you get that allowed you to put 18k down on a 330k house? Your monthly payment must be high af...
@aethylwulfeiii6502
@aethylwulfeiii6502 Жыл бұрын
LAptepper definitely has mommy daddy scholarship money. Grad school is for people who are either wealthy or made mistakes in their lives.
@yeshevishman
@yeshevishman 4 жыл бұрын
Knew this guy when I was growing up. Proud of how far he's gone.
@triplea6917
@triplea6917 5 жыл бұрын
*the last joke is priceless*
@harmonydean9406
@harmonydean9406 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this video, I can now thank Coldplay for the nostalgia I felt when I heard they’re songs! :D They are so good and bring me back to when I was young.
@phetakzbohdanoviec1321
@phetakzbohdanoviec1321 4 жыл бұрын
0:00 - Has anyone seen an Englishman called Gavin? I'm looking for my mate Gavin. Gav? Gaaav? He left me... I lost him, I mean, I lost him. I can't be the only one hearing it.
@mikem7551
@mikem7551 5 жыл бұрын
The heroes of Free Solo were the 2 climbers that Alex passed that were sleeping halfway up the mountain wearing unicorn costumes. ; )
@benjaminchen1964
@benjaminchen1964 4 жыл бұрын
I watched most of that show but did not sit there & watch the whole thing so I missed that part. Now I want to see that part, unicorns, LOL. I remember an article in a bicycle magazine where the author was taking place in a race and couldn't take his focus off some guy in a Batman mask, cape & Speedos, with no shirt. All he was worried about the whole race was he had to at least beat this one guy. That was his motivation, he didn't care if he won or not, hahahaha...
@AJ-xm4xc
@AJ-xm4xc 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is up in his own thing.
@biggusdickus6738
@biggusdickus6738 5 жыл бұрын
this guy looks like Robin Williams' younger version in the first Jumanji movie.
@swapnilyadav5492
@swapnilyadav5492 3 жыл бұрын
THE CROWD WAS BRUTAL
@BrendanMcGinley
@BrendanMcGinley 5 жыл бұрын
His voice and delivery are just top-shelf.
@patsfan1284
@patsfan1284 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is pretty funny. Look forward to seeing more of him.
@kelseymahoney3673
@kelseymahoney3673 5 жыл бұрын
"so its less of a reminder and more of a reenactment"
@carlofine3037
@carlofine3037 5 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal set, lots of improvement since earlier work
@Jonnyktmusic
@Jonnyktmusic 2 жыл бұрын
that ending ... X') im crying
@meganstokes7909
@meganstokes7909 4 жыл бұрын
Alex honnold is a genuinely good man. He has done so much. He started outreach programs out of his own pocket. He's kind and sincere in every interview he's appeared in. He has accomplished the impossible, at the risk of his own life. Yet he is always remarkably humble. Why attack him???
@glowingowl221
@glowingowl221 3 жыл бұрын
It was a joke … because this is comedy …
@Kawaiikaijew
@Kawaiikaijew 5 жыл бұрын
He’s adorable and hilarious, I love him lol
@WouldntULikeToKnow.
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 жыл бұрын
My dad worked at a grocery store and my mom worked at a bank and they were able to buy *2* houses 20 years ago. You work at a grocery store now and you get minimum wage and no health insurance.
@ObscurityIsBest
@ObscurityIsBest 4 жыл бұрын
"So, it's less of a reminder and more of a reenactment." Hahaha!!!!!
@Sara-fv8hg
@Sara-fv8hg 4 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE IT HURTS
@km1dash6
@km1dash6 5 жыл бұрын
Old people and young people actually struggle with a lot of the same problems. A lot of old people can't afford their property tax because their house is overvalued, so they have to sell their home. During the Great Recession, we saw 3 generation households (grandparents, parents, children) grow because the elderly and Millennials couldn't afford a place. It's actually caused problems because older people need to work, meaning there are fewer jobs for younger people and increased competition for the jobs out there.
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