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@coolbananalol13344 жыл бұрын
@@Arizona_Raven well that's weird..
@cedarpoplar74434 жыл бұрын
Mushrooms. L SD. ...🤨😂. You do not want to f@#k with them. Especially if is 'your first time'. You'll be seeing the walls around you melt down. Your pee pee will become a stussy. And, you'll tink you're a woman before you know it. DON'T,. Do Not Do It... It's a hard ride
@thequarantinechronicleswit99634 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIrbmoKrpKiDhZI
@createyourownheaven4 жыл бұрын
@@coolbananalol1334 qq
@ded56304 жыл бұрын
Yea
@ozziethebunny5 жыл бұрын
You can tell he is getting more comfortable because he is working all three sides of the stage. I really want this brother to win.
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
I just discovered him and I already freaking love him so much. He's talented, no doubt.
@briestoll93295 жыл бұрын
He's living in a gated community in Houston now so he's getting up there...
@Protectobot5 жыл бұрын
I definitely think he is winning as I watch this :D LOL, the body language when he calls 'Billy' on the phone too!
@jeffreymartinez80285 жыл бұрын
He's just so damn funny.
@deebrown48775 жыл бұрын
Me too!! The brotha is so talented, I have seen other videos from him for months now. So damn hilarious!
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
It's a crime that this talented man doesn't have more comedy out. The way he tells stories is so captivating. Comedians like this are a rare breed.
@scorpiolove16795 жыл бұрын
Great news!...he just released a new album the other day!
@snakyjones12164 жыл бұрын
Rant Therapist fr Netflix gave Adam Devine special and not him lol 😂 atrocity
@Victor-fp2hn4 жыл бұрын
psychotic kittykat ok weirdo
@jjup0014 жыл бұрын
Literally have watched all of his segments a hundred times. He is absolutely fantastic. His delivery is perfection.
@Arian.Augustin4 жыл бұрын
Jaclyn Upchurch Yes 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@jimwoodman81018 ай бұрын
I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.
@amelialucy87788 ай бұрын
Despite the recent research,, there’s no realistic timeline for when,, or if, psychedelic will be approved by FDA..
@BuckyBrooky8 ай бұрын
That’s sad.
@brooklynbaywatch62568 ай бұрын
Make no mistake: psychedelics has a-lot of potential medical benefits.
@ingridsara2138 ай бұрын
Doc.brenttt helped me discover lot about psychedelics,, healed me from bipolar disorder alcohol addiction.
@remythezen51742 ай бұрын
I have a ton of aggressive diabetes issues from suffering with both types. Mostly pain related. Edibles work wonders for managing my pain better than pills, which already damaged tf outta my kidneys. Amazing how beneficial stuff refined from nature are hell of alot better than manufacturered pharmaceuticals.
@SlapChop10005 жыл бұрын
He says "so I'm sitting there and the city takes a picture of me"..lmao
@starisesun76925 жыл бұрын
😭
@haroldcanfly5 жыл бұрын
That’s some shit that’d really happen when you trippin 😂
@devinthunder5 жыл бұрын
Fr it's like having strobe lights behind your eyes 😅
@michaelfries79695 жыл бұрын
Boom boommm. Whaattt? That shit was funny af!!
@brandonmiller53945 жыл бұрын
SoulSoldPapi Bih That and the carpet will crawl and flow. The walls flex to the beat. If you pan the room you get mad streamers.
@jazsminrose67225 жыл бұрын
“Mexican’s got on boots” will forever be my favorite segment! This man is so funny 😂
@weirdscience83415 жыл бұрын
Cee cee were you at
@monisworld7755 жыл бұрын
Mexicans got boots on! about took me out!😂😂😂😂
@naydorsey13985 жыл бұрын
Jazsmin Rose Yesss😂
@mariodwir5 жыл бұрын
The mushrooms got on boots
@GadgetMsGadget5 жыл бұрын
Captain MufDyven I read your story at the 2-week mark, and was only the 3rd person to like it. Yours is bound to reach the 2K mark IMHO. I've GOT TO share your story with with many of my friends now. #OneOfThoseGoldenSuperFunnyMomentsInOnesLife
@TGF254 жыл бұрын
He ate an entire bag of mushrooms & said "They needed some salt but they was alright" WOW!!! 😂😂😂
@Bigbilly-ms9bn3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I can't stand the taste. I lemon tek.
@Skelly_22_2 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought of 😂😂
@sweetpotatofries992 жыл бұрын
They taste like mulch, but not bad with some bacon bits
@Gia.3252 жыл бұрын
I had to wash them down with a lot of water. They were like dehydrated when I tried some.
@thlessil55612 жыл бұрын
My advice is to powder them and then take them by the spoonful with a chaser. I like OJ.
@rhesareeves55 жыл бұрын
When he said he ate the whole bag I let out a soft....gentle "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"
@nink1215 жыл бұрын
Rhesa Reeves Me too!!😆😆
@lognfrdy5 жыл бұрын
Dude same lmao
@cheesetheoriginalmres77275 жыл бұрын
Saame 😂
@yaeyae72385 жыл бұрын
I knew it was bad from there lol
@OGPEEPSYT5 жыл бұрын
I ate the whole bag once. Had 4 grams and about 2 gallons of orange juice. Had a nightmare for About 12 hours straight....😳😫
@cuzidodgebullets67975 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't care if ANY of this actually happened. His story telling ability makes it worth the watch.
@darrellscott89395 жыл бұрын
You obviously haven't done mushrooms.
@dariusmurphy46345 жыл бұрын
He described it soo perfectly
@EI_Greko5 жыл бұрын
@@dariusmurphy4634 it was fake for sure
@Phethario5 жыл бұрын
@@EI_Greko I don't think so, it's was a perfect description of how mushrooms works
@EI_Greko5 жыл бұрын
@@Phethario Not everytbing
@RobertDavid-fn3qo Жыл бұрын
I've been addicted to heroin for 11 years, after trying out psilocybin treatment I will be 2 years clean
@LynneStoner Жыл бұрын
I would love to try them, does anyone know where I can source them?
@ObinnaHarris Жыл бұрын
@@AngelinaEvelynIs he on insta?
@JosephRichard-zo6wf Жыл бұрын
@@ObinnaHarris 0:01 Of course, dr.johnsonshroom.
@EthanMichael-ld4yr Жыл бұрын
dr.johnsonshroom has been my supplier for over a year now. No problem.
@Iconic_moment Жыл бұрын
@Finn Murphy Asides the health benefit, the trips are awesome
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
Ari could've traumatized him if he whispered on the phone, "The mushrooms got on boots." LMFAO!!
@JoseGranny5 жыл бұрын
"This CC. The mushrooms got on boots!" 🤣 😅 I just heard that one today.
@TTHeavensent5 жыл бұрын
😭
@starisesun76925 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂🤣🤣🤣Too funny 😂
@howardwayne82885 жыл бұрын
He would've IMMEDIATELY started looking for a 🔪!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@irfaankathrada4995 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣😂 Man finna start looking for some kitchen knives 🔪😂
@hispanicpanic84085 жыл бұрын
His story telling ability is straight crack. I'm hooked.
@AFTALonzo4 жыл бұрын
he’s lucky that elevator didn’t have mirrors inside he might never got out 😹
@hyroglyph16714 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@JoseMartinez-zr4xp4 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂😂 you just stand there and look into your own eyes but it feels like you and the reflection are two different people.
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@hyroglyph1671 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@Tonyhouse11684 жыл бұрын
Real talk! Getting stuck in the mirror always took up time during our party nights
@tristinjones22 жыл бұрын
The 1st time i did shrooms i couldnt stop lookin in the mirror for some reason lmao
@j.d.10015 жыл бұрын
"Hurry up. Someone is trying to take me!" "It is me!"
@tmanepic5 жыл бұрын
Who is me?
@khalifaalmubarak.63724 жыл бұрын
tmanepic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@expatsinpakistan15985 жыл бұрын
I saw Ali Siqqiq and clicked so fast! This dude is a legend!
@devincognito89325 жыл бұрын
Same bruh. I been searching the depths of the internet for his stand up
@expatsinpakistan15985 жыл бұрын
@@devincognito8932 Right? Give this man a special!
@standup5 жыл бұрын
@@expatsinpakistan1598 We completely agree, so we did! Here’s a clip from his special, It’s Bigger Than These Bars: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5jNhaCBarBmp9U
@expatsinpakistan15985 жыл бұрын
@@standup That's awesome! This guy's the next big thing!
@skyluke94765 жыл бұрын
bruh hes like a K heart baby. truly not that good.
@j.d.10015 жыл бұрын
"Well you ain't got nothin' to worry about cuz you ain't famous!" *"Whatever lady!!"* 😂😂😂
@sunnyedaize12625 жыл бұрын
Moms 🤣
@keitarouse4685 жыл бұрын
That's what my three sons call me!! Too funny "Lady"
@aramrodriguez91415 жыл бұрын
grim you need to call your mom
@chode-i-dis41195 жыл бұрын
@@aramrodriguez9141 I called yours instead, very nice lady.
@salacious_modeus.5 жыл бұрын
slim sir do you need friends?
@jordanmatthews31235 жыл бұрын
"WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT PUTS A POOL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR!"
@zachcovey9754 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@eyeseawhutyoudidthere50404 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 III
@kodi2583 жыл бұрын
Ari needs to stop drugging people 😂😂
@timhitt95413 жыл бұрын
who IS Ari?
@loganryan13173 жыл бұрын
Ari is awesome lol
@sparklywastaken14263 жыл бұрын
Well He DOES stand for mayhem...
@DeathxCap3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who did the same thing. But i gotta admit as fucked up as it was they are definitely the most memorable times of my life lol.
@Dan-sb2fb3 жыл бұрын
@Jackson Harris he drugged him in front of his family, too. ari’s a rat-faced prick
@indiashante15605 жыл бұрын
Ali: "Billy! Hurry up! Someone's trying to take me!" Billy: "It is me!" Ali: "Who is me?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jagirl2814 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😍😍
@mrsetamayple4 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 💀💀💀💀😂
@RootinTootinShootinGeechie4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@jasonroberts11225 жыл бұрын
Ari grabs Ali's head and says "mitchell....this not gon be good"
@jdillard365 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@uncommonname76884 жыл бұрын
lmao
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@jdillard36 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@czcrossman Жыл бұрын
Ali’s “This Is Not Happening” performances are all so legendary & memorable. He only gets better and better lol
@bernardwallace4355 жыл бұрын
Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance. Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....
@moeboogie32235 жыл бұрын
Lol let's keep @him maybe he'll give and do it lmao
@JungleCrook5 жыл бұрын
Netflix ded comp
@tyleratchley86695 жыл бұрын
Guess I've been living under a rock! I think this is the first time I've seen this guy. He's good! I'm a fan now! And I've done the shrooms many times!
@thrasher20945 жыл бұрын
Yeah he would blow up if he had his own show. By the 3rd season it would be a huge show
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@thrasher2094 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@AnimalLover1011955 жыл бұрын
"BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!" I just about died!
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@Dien M I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@latonejean30202 жыл бұрын
I’m hollering 😂😂😂 “Hey ma’am what are you doing in my room…this is the elevator “.
@isaiahmajam46142 жыл бұрын
I bought mine from online store….
@isaiahmajam46142 жыл бұрын
I got my dmt, lsd, mushroom, and other psychedelic products from a store online
@j.d.10015 жыл бұрын
"I'm in quicksand, not goin' anywhere!" 😂
@freakkyser2 ай бұрын
This is real, the first time I took acid I thought I was in the desert sinking in the ground
@justpriscilla76355 жыл бұрын
Bruh you hungry Naww I just ate some mushroom chips I'm good💀💀💀
@RootinTootinShootinGeechie4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, I hurting!
@santinomireles37902 жыл бұрын
Hope Ali makes it big. He's one of the funniest comedians out now.
@jeff.m.m5 жыл бұрын
Been waiting on Ali for a minute. Dude legit!!
@steefan22485 жыл бұрын
He's already a naturally funny guy and still has a lot of potential.
@joshgibson97325 жыл бұрын
Any story with Psilocybin mushrooms tend to be pretty exciting, it's even more awesome to hear about Ali's experience with such a wonderful, mysterious drug.
@laugh_til_ithurts5 жыл бұрын
Yessss man I need him to do a new special!
@SolaceCaelus5 жыл бұрын
We all been waiting and anticipating
@abstractaccuracy85705 жыл бұрын
@@joshgibson9732 u have other videos like this?
@brianoshea11785 жыл бұрын
one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
looool, arms outstretched like an evangelist. I imagined that and it cracked me up!
@sunnyedaize12625 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pataganja5 жыл бұрын
Nah. This guy clearly never ate shrooms in his life. Idk what kinda psychs your taking lol
@daemonspade83165 жыл бұрын
@@Pataganja Why? I know at least one dude with one of the experiences he said in this story. The only thing that I haven't heard is the part where he looked at the mirror and both sides of his face looked different.
@Shun-vr1bw5 жыл бұрын
Pataganja i mean he did say he ate the whole bag 💯🤷🏽♂️
@barbuwa71902 жыл бұрын
He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard. This is a major talent. Why doesn't he have more specials? Please I need more Ali! He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about.. Keep it up Ali.🤩😅
@frankblack39595 жыл бұрын
Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched 'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night
@susieballard49575 жыл бұрын
By the way mushrooms and Hydro/Green are two of the most natural drugs. Meaning it is the only two that I will do. But FUCKZ They are hard to find. It has been a good 12 to 15 years since I've had any mushrooms.
@datNERO175 жыл бұрын
@@susieballard4957 You can grow a hundred gram in 2 weeks at home for cheap. Easy, super fun and SO rewarding.
@tyronebowannie44885 жыл бұрын
@@datNERO17 Soooo... How would one do so?
@Viene11Biene5 жыл бұрын
@@tyronebowannie4488 you can order the kit online
@thevbyz11925 жыл бұрын
Wea
@jobla71245 жыл бұрын
That part about the grass..It's amazing how mushrooms can give you an empathy towards nature.
@claytonmaddrey69502 жыл бұрын
That’s how I know he was telling the truth
@corkyvanderhaven33912 жыл бұрын
Always show noobs grass dancing, for sure
@IanTranSend Жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same about the grass too! The amount of empathy and grief he experienced just from seeing the lawnmower made me wonder if his stance on lawns changed ever since that experience. 😄
@KD-on6rjАй бұрын
My first trip on shrooms, I laid in a field of grass and the grass and trees were beautiful and I thought they were breathing with me 😂 I was one with nature though and it was incredible ❤
@ashtonsgotsauce4 жыл бұрын
You can tell he’s from Texas when he said “Pimp C died in a hotel room in California!”
@nupeygirl094 жыл бұрын
Pimpin Chad
@23rdcenturyhobbit4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Definitely from Texas. He said "cut on the light" we never say "turn on the light" RIP Pimp C.
@philiphenderson17204 жыл бұрын
Pimp C died in a hotel right around the corner from where he was
@thej37993 жыл бұрын
Aww don't remind me.
@katrinamiddleton65822 жыл бұрын
I'm a PIMP not a SIMP..... #RipPIMPC
@bensinneruggamer5 жыл бұрын
After Mexico’s got boots I couldn’t wait for another one .... keep them coming
@FM_SAINT5 жыл бұрын
Sana Bensinner messicans got on boots
@bensinneruggamer5 жыл бұрын
fuaad S am French. English is not my language
@jameswoolley12435 жыл бұрын
You should also watch his story about Mitchell
@bensinneruggamer5 жыл бұрын
James Woolley ok thanks let me look for it
@dylanmonroe87975 жыл бұрын
Mescan's got on boots
@1Bena_SL5 жыл бұрын
*Mushrooms got on boots*
@tonayachapman34985 жыл бұрын
LMFAO YOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!
@RiahYannaBeans5 жыл бұрын
You gon need to go find CeCe for a knife
@I_am_BiG_Al5 жыл бұрын
*THEY FINNA STAB ME*
@larryking37665 жыл бұрын
Bastard! You beat me.
@CathieGomez-mp8sk Жыл бұрын
Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life. Never had a bad trip.
@laurj09 Жыл бұрын
I've been looking to try shrooms, anyone knows where can I acquire some? I will so much appreciate.
@rosemary8305 Жыл бұрын
Yes mate! I'm very sure of Dr.benshrooms. Shroom microdosing help me overcome my life long addiction to cigarettes and alcohol.
@DonnDenisse Жыл бұрын
Yes.2020 I battled with so much depression, anxiety and excessive alcohol use after i lost my dad. Not until I came across Dr.benshrooms he saved my life
@ErnestoHorner88 Жыл бұрын
Can I find him on insta? How do I reach out 🙏
@gefferystones2814 Жыл бұрын
Sure!.he's Dr.benshrooms.
@billloman31515 жыл бұрын
Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up. About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though
@gatordragon88242 жыл бұрын
What did they say?
@eternalgamers102 жыл бұрын
@@gatordragon8824 I’m invested at this point, I want to know what did the paintings said too lol
@FilmsByVo2 жыл бұрын
I heard his paintings have that effect while on the mush lol
@wombatcube2 жыл бұрын
Come back. We need to hear what his paintings said. I only recently heard that he wasn't "famous" ever when he was alive, so it'd be interesting to know.
@FilmsByVo2 жыл бұрын
Bro take shrooms and go to the Van Gogh experience it’s his art moving on the walls I went high on shrooms and I had dreams about his art…it was so surreal.
@jakedillingham33195 жыл бұрын
Ari should’ve looked at him and been like “ALI, THIS AIN’T GONE BE GOOD!!!”
@grizzlyg38495 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHA
@reinaldopessoa26035 жыл бұрын
Nah he didn't tell that story yet he just did Mexican got on boots.
@Divadia_5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ezekieljohnson89545 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@coltoncowan6825 жыл бұрын
this is advanced comedy
@leahsworld59722 жыл бұрын
He is one of the funniest dudes I ever listened to hands down. Super underrated
@bopatzable5 жыл бұрын
i am a vegetarian... i eat mushrooms all the time, in pizza, in meatloaf....wait what? :D
@jwdathefax3775 жыл бұрын
Soybean meatloaf..... vegetarian pizza. 😂
@jimpickens45 жыл бұрын
@@jwdathefax377 Really makes the meat in meatloaf redundant in that case.
@aab66235 жыл бұрын
@@jimpickens4 meat can be a general term. in reality animal meat is flesh, vegetarian meat is veggies
@jimpickens45 жыл бұрын
@@aab6623 In reality I'm killing animals and I eat its remains and everything else is mere trickery. I don't trust 'vegetarian' meat.
@aab66235 жыл бұрын
@@jimpickens4 good for you. Crazy that you take pride in such a cowardly practice that is destroying the planet
@lemonadewithsnacks37335 жыл бұрын
Billy i got the Michael Jackson 😂😂😂
@itsgaylebitxh4 жыл бұрын
There's something so charismatic about him. When he's on, the story is over too soon.
@sarcasm-835 жыл бұрын
I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell. I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind. I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers. Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however. Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity. It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
It's all good and enjoyable, until the paranoia kicks in. And then you can get terrible anxiety, feel bad about all the wrong you've done in life, feel terrible about how you've treated your parents and the kind of person that you've been (if you've been living kind of not right, whatever that means to you and whatever your admirable/most important values are) ..... and so, it's not all fun and games. And that's why I stopped smoking weed too, it stopped feeling right. It doesn't feel right to me anymore. I think living life sober can be enjoyable too, if you're living right.
@greengoblin24475 жыл бұрын
Killig it for over two decades. Needs more exposure.
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
Seriously? He's been active for over 2 decades? And I only recently heard about him.
@InnaVitamina7775 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@RantTherapist I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@Shesha6265 жыл бұрын
Ali is one of my favorites! He is an excellent storyteller. He deserves more recognition. I believe he's a top comedian in the comedy game.
@alexgiangreco37545 жыл бұрын
This dude has quickly become one of my favorite stand ups.
@Ms.LadyC_1974 Жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq kills it every time, on TV & his LIVE shows. He's HILARIOUS!! 🤣
@thetravelinsagittarian13165 жыл бұрын
..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!
@ThatGuyEclipz3304 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that same thing lol
@LukaDonesnitch4 жыл бұрын
Like Donterio said Billy put a bunch of egg yolks in his head every morning.
@w1lDstYLe4 жыл бұрын
His fault he parked by some quicksand.
@thetravelinsagittarian13164 жыл бұрын
@@w1lDstYLe Lol! 😁
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@w1lDstYLe I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@joshgibson97325 жыл бұрын
Having been in similar experiences with mushrooms before, this video game me horrible anxiety while laughing from start to finish. Great story.
@reneebrady83894 жыл бұрын
I've seen this clip like 50 times and it kills me EVERY time!! Ali is AMAZING!!
@musharrafdog5 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this faster than Mitchell ran behind the gate.
@J3r3m1aH885 жыл бұрын
musharrafdog hahaha right
@guyanaredbone59965 жыл бұрын
Why’d Mitchell run? Messicans got on boots?
@etiquette165 жыл бұрын
@@guyanaredbone5996 go check out his 2nd story
@SomeOne-ex7hk5 жыл бұрын
@@etiquette16 I think you missed the joke.
@vharwood56435 жыл бұрын
Lol lol lol dead
@GMPGMP-jp5ut5 жыл бұрын
Ali is a great story teller, both of his appearances on "This Is Not Happening" are classics. I love this show, best thing Comedy Central has done in years.
@gtaopman66783 жыл бұрын
This guy really made me laugh. One of the better story tellers.
@brianjoyce90405 жыл бұрын
His presentation is unique. Anyone experienced in those edibles can certainly relate. Everyone is missin’ it that hasn’t
@lucasreeserlarkin89964 жыл бұрын
Brian Joyce - Is you Is...or Is you Ain't...
@moniqueg71444 жыл бұрын
My first experience was crazy as hell. I took way too much and I thought I was gonna die lol.
@amirpalamar71334 жыл бұрын
MDMA -_- nah you can start with relatively heavy doses as long as you somewhat know what you’re getting into, my first shroom trip was over an eighth and my first acid trip was 600 ug
@brianjoyce90404 жыл бұрын
Lucas Reeser Larkin --heroic doses when available for sure. So I guess I IS?! Happy trails
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@amirpalamar7133 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@lordtrill77315 жыл бұрын
😂Now we need Billy's perspective of the story😂
@hrhm20085 жыл бұрын
Lord Trill agreed 😂🤣😂
@M0chaJ0J05 жыл бұрын
Lord Trill for real
@Bd229045 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@lulumatthewiosi1795 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, it's Billy Burr.
@indiashante15605 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Burmitus2 жыл бұрын
10:45 When he was doing the "Lawn mower cutting grass" part he gave my high ass Dave Chappelle vibe for a moment there 😆
@Rigde3455 жыл бұрын
“I decided I’m going to swim 🏊♂️ to my room” Lmao 🤣
@TenThumbsProductions5 жыл бұрын
Dude made a lot of mushroom mistakes haha
@alastair70953 жыл бұрын
I definitely did during my first time lol. Had no idea what I was getting into
@SinForTheSaint3 жыл бұрын
That's how you learn! And it only gets better when you learn what to do....I learned I need to avoid mirrors lol
@alastair70953 жыл бұрын
@@SinForTheSaint my first time I came home from work and decided I was bored so I opened the jar I had gotten the night before and threw a vague handful (later measured the difference, it was 4.3g) in my mouth. I learned.... oh I learned 😂
@kxdlxx7873 жыл бұрын
@@SinForTheSaint I like looking in the mirror see my body and face move and transform
@Spide5813 жыл бұрын
“Should be over soon”…..mmm nah you still got 10 hours to go you’ve Max done 2 so far😂😂
@jbeta49483 жыл бұрын
I stopped this, put it on the big TV and restarted to watch with my husband. I laughed so hard!
@shashankiyer57515 жыл бұрын
I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY
@vonversace5 жыл бұрын
😁 😂
@Kay1aRenee5 жыл бұрын
He is my favorite!!! Please have more of him !! I’ve been waiting!!!
@tydajuiceman47455 жыл бұрын
He's our favorite now lol
@tydajuiceman47455 жыл бұрын
Have me rooting for Toledo now lol
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@tydajuiceman4745 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@davehock19763 жыл бұрын
One of the few stand up comedians that can make me lol forreal when im watching his sets by myself
@jaidenwilson825 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said, "THE MUSHROOMS. THEY TAKING OFF MY BLACK" I was wheezing so hard I lost my breath and almost passed out😂
@ReverentGhost5 жыл бұрын
shoulda called CeCe
@thatsaintinhtx9835 жыл бұрын
he lucky the mexicans didnt have on boots
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@thatsaintinhtx983 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@zoransimovic64163 жыл бұрын
One of the best storyteller comedians I know. I love this man!
@joshuahales75515 жыл бұрын
"I said Heyyy junkie..." That part had me rollin. He knew his momma been through some thangs. Hahaha
@lightbright18405 жыл бұрын
Ohh thank you for this comment I was wondering wtf he was talking about
@saintsnaps5 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said.."hey Billy" I was done!!!!!!!! Had to pause it.. I can't even finish this video right now.. this guy is amazing
@unbiascowboy15372 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 hey billy listen to me man, I was done lol 😂
@saintsnaps2 жыл бұрын
@@unbiascowboy1537 bro.. 3yrs later and am still watchin this funny ass dude!!!!!!! I came back from the past to tell u go watch his comedy special "domino effect".. its on KZbin for free and I promise u.. ur done when u watch that bro!!!! U think this was funny?!?!?! Oh gaawwdddd u in trouble now family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justano11 ай бұрын
Why is it that when he’s telling his stories I feel like I’m right there? Great talent.
@AmberAmbwee5 жыл бұрын
I almost tried to flush myself down the toilet when I did mushrooms. lol. I was in a bathroom that had 3 doors. I thought I just slightly turned but apparently I was doing a complete circle. I opened 3 doors and all 3 doors was the closest. So I stared at the toilet thinking I was in the guest entrance to the ministry of magic. 😂 Thankfully the guy I was dating popped in one of the doors before I actually tried to get in. The second time was absolute hell. The guy I was dating was just staring at a picture and crying. I was convinced the painting stole his soul. Hours pass before my best friend came and took down all of the paintings in the house to get me to calm down.
@sirshmoopy434 жыл бұрын
How was your introspective mirror experience?
@MrFrost-wn7dy5 жыл бұрын
"Hey MAM, what are YOU doing in MY room?..."
@OCAnnaMaria4 жыл бұрын
i watched this segment so many times and just now realized that he was with billy sorrels and this makes the whole story even funnier
@dennisnewby7706 Жыл бұрын
Who is Billy Sorrels, Or what is Billy Sorrels?
@billiondollardan5 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq!!!!!!!!! #1 funniest story in the history of this show back for another round!
@lynseymoat3635 жыл бұрын
Nah, Joey Diaz takes number 1 but Ali is definitely second best.
@Mattropolis975 жыл бұрын
I feel like neither of you have seen the cumin story
@lynseymoat3635 жыл бұрын
@@Mattropolis97 I have. Funny story. Not number one though
@ChazWick45 жыл бұрын
Theo Von's cocaine story is the GOAT
@alexgiangreco37545 жыл бұрын
Mezicans got on boots
@17th_Luv5 жыл бұрын
I see I'm not the only one been waiting for Ali. lol
@Jonas-nc5os3 жыл бұрын
You feel like you were there when Ali tells a story. Love his shows!
@rannnalynn5 жыл бұрын
"MA'AM. What are YOU doing in MY room?!"
@jagirl2814 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lebron23freak15 жыл бұрын
The pool on the 6th floor made me laugh so hard
@Sarah-eo9kz4 жыл бұрын
Him on mushrooms is like Andres grandma. If you know, you know
@NeonAnt4 жыл бұрын
ANDRE!! THERE'S A HELICOPTER IN THE KITCHEN
@tourem.harris31354 жыл бұрын
You’re goated 🐐
@elizahhoward39234 жыл бұрын
Wym? I’m curious
@asonga54104 жыл бұрын
@@elizahhoward3923 In the Nickelodeon show "Victorious", one of the main recurring characters, Andre, had a grandma that was always wildin and crazy.
@elizahhoward39234 жыл бұрын
Ooh I was a little to old for victorious thanks for explaining
@anonguy-gw9xy5 жыл бұрын
In the words of the late great Hunter S. Thompson, Don't go near the elevator! That's just what they want you to do
@PandaBros8635 жыл бұрын
anon guy 47305 don’t run to the elevator they’d want an excuse to shoot us. BEST FUCKING BOOK EVER MAN
@WilliamJohnson-xf8nt5 жыл бұрын
Trap you in a steel box, take you down to the basement
@fionarose70875 жыл бұрын
What is this book I'm missing?!?
@PandaBros8635 жыл бұрын
Fiona Rose Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
@LetsGoGetThem5 жыл бұрын
Ya'll seen the footage of Hunter S. Thompson doing commentary on Fear and Loathing and he is making fun of all the actors
@Fourthaboveall5 жыл бұрын
This dude is a legend in my eyes the way he tells a story is amazing
@felizardolim70534 жыл бұрын
That guy laughing his ass of in the background is a shroom connoisseur 😂😂😂
@joesr315 жыл бұрын
Just discovered him yesterday, been binge watching since then
@williejones64465 жыл бұрын
I wannna hear billy and aris side now
@ishouldbesleeping1075 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@resistanceisfutile5205 жыл бұрын
Yo facts, I was just thinking about that
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@Bianca S I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@danielbrown17244 жыл бұрын
"Billyyyy, I gots the Michael Jackson" 😆 I love Ali man, his voice, his delivery, his stories.....pure gold!!
@infiniteh9765 жыл бұрын
“Sir are you going to be okay” “Ma,ma I’m going too 6” Ok I get the joke, he thought “be okay” was a location 🤣🤣🤣
@RohanWallace5 жыл бұрын
Damn I didn't get that until now.
@pinkspiltmilk5 жыл бұрын
@@RohanWallace Same, haha.
@indiashante15605 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mou78664 жыл бұрын
Wow thank you, I didn't get that
@DuceVasquez2154 жыл бұрын
That went over my head lmao
@Oyinscorner5 жыл бұрын
Was about to study for an exam, but we all know Ali is more important
@user-hm9uq8gk5x4 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of story where I don't even care if it's made up. It's so fun
@thisguy95363 жыл бұрын
I don't think it is
@aliengranpa6 ай бұрын
With Ali, I don't think any of his stories are made up.
@JoaquinsMomma5 жыл бұрын
"Hey ma'am, what are you *snap* doin in my room?" 😂😂😂
@specialistgreen5 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see Ali-I click "Like". My mans is the best!
@SydMichael2 жыл бұрын
Ali is one of the best story tellers ever
@joshuablack82215 жыл бұрын
This man is great at putting you in the scene, as if you’re watching it unfold in person; fantastic 🤣🤣💯
@TheMisprizeme5 жыл бұрын
so captivating
@SaraAli-cg7vp5 жыл бұрын
He’s the funniest guy ever I dead love all his stories!
@shaunclark94605 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous lady... Was gonna comment on Ali but haven’t gotten my breath back yet... Straight tooken....
@waffleonsyrup5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it doesn't come back bro .... lame ass comment lol
@dsolo21615 жыл бұрын
You just like that his name is Ali. 😆
@FranticSloth223 жыл бұрын
The swimming on the wavy hotel carpet is exactly the same thing I experienced. One of my most fond memories of shrooms I’ll always remember
@deborahwilliams89727 ай бұрын
I'm 63 years old and I got 30 years in Chicago penitentiary everything you say is so real and thank you for letting people know that it's actually happen
@mayabrown3741park5 жыл бұрын
His storytelling skills are top notch! 😆
@babyolivess7675 жыл бұрын
"BILLY , BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!" 😂😂💀💀
@thepokeprison21512 жыл бұрын
Ali is so talented, it feels original in the sense of there’s no influences of other comics shining through.
@nellybesweet5 жыл бұрын
He always delivers the funny! He gives the perfect blend of storytelling and comedy! 😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@AllPurposeBaked5 жыл бұрын
Bruh why doesn’t Ali have a special yet?
@andrecato22615 жыл бұрын
They're called specials
@Swank_Bono5 жыл бұрын
All Purpose he just did one on comedy central last year.
@barreldreamz78525 жыл бұрын
because if his comedy is anything like this bit, he's not funny. full of lies and exaggerations
@tiffnkaijo5 жыл бұрын
@@barreldreamz7852 so you don't understand Stand-Up at all do you? Almost all of comedy is exaggerated and full of hyperbole, if Stand-Up was just people telling true stories it would be boring as fuck.
@imanster57135 жыл бұрын
@@tiffnkaijo there are people who do that, and it is boring as fuck when they just tell real stories with barely any hyperbole
@janellebatta41264 жыл бұрын
I adore him. Such a great storyteller!
@willi935 жыл бұрын
01:03 for start
@ohshoot4445 жыл бұрын
RiverMaze thank you
@joshgibson97325 жыл бұрын
Upvote this, dammit!! This is way too far down in the comment section.
@JeffWarren474 жыл бұрын
@@ohshoot444 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV