Nope, there's nothing malevolent about beings who regularly kill everyone in the galaxy.
@phocjame14 жыл бұрын
Eh, I just inserted my own monologue at the end: "With the conclusion of my campaign, I resigned from service and flew as fast as I could toward the Pkunk homeworld - where I spent the rest of my happy life with the only race in the entire universe that doesn't make me want to tear my fucking eyeballs out."
@Syksyisin15 жыл бұрын
I never played the game to the end, and thanks to your videos and especially this one, I'm happy to know that I didn't lose anything.
@fahbs13 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE GET READY TO DEFEAT THE ANCIENT EVIL ONES WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! 3...2...1...CARE BEAR STARE!!!
@GD-tp9hm8 жыл бұрын
fahbs lol
@Commander_Applejack14 жыл бұрын
Statler: Just when you think this game is terrible, something wonderful happens. Waldorf: What? Statler: It ends. Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
@witchhatter14 жыл бұрын
@StarControl69 Apparently it went like this. The makers of SC2 said they wouldn't make another game for the same budget, which left them nowhere enough to cover the whole development process.(oy, they worked for free to get it right? that's dedication to quality.) So they found some people who WOULD work with the same budget, and they got what they paid for.
@streetdog7514 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much budget they would have saved by not having the terrible 'real life' aliens and sticking to the fun animations from SC2? Money for a writer, maybe?
@Elfodelosbosques12 жыл бұрын
It seems we make them to leave the Milky Way, so the guys at the Magellanic Clouds or Andromeda will have to worry about the Eternal Ones. Great way to solve problems.
@Zernium16 жыл бұрын
I love how after the credits, the game just boots up again on the (lame) title screen like you'll want to play it again immediately.
@Kromgar16 жыл бұрын
After the Eternal Wars left, I could only think of the following: "This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge success!..."
@JelloHamster16 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was disappointed with the ending too, but since it was a 'sequel' to SC2, I had to love it LoL
@astrangeone16 жыл бұрын
I played this first, and then I'm working on SC2. I liked the storyline from the Eternal Ones and the Crux red herring. (I thought the Crux would be the ones to fight at the end.) I still remember grabbing sentience from the Spathi, and them saying "if it would hurt?".
@raakone15 жыл бұрын
@Eikinkloster I know, like they were trying to appeal to, I don't know...a certain sub-breed of Trekkie who expects everything to deep-delve into deep philosophical concepts, even if things such as plot and enjoyment have to be sacrificed. Mention coexistence, but don't get into deep dissertation about it. Also, they chose the worst theme for the ending. And having "elevator" music during most of the game...is this game a demonstration of that "10,000 monkeys at 10,000 typewriters" thing?
@Veke9916 жыл бұрын
I FELT NO SATISFACTION
@a.dykeman19808 жыл бұрын
You could've at least explained what was going on, and how the ending actually worked. Then again, I might be the only one (being a dumb kid at the time) who was willing to figure that out rather than submit to the massive amounts of flaw and say "F&@k this, Imma go play UQM again." I would totally do that now, though. Probably.
@superpenguin450015 жыл бұрын
wha-wha-wha-what?
@EMike0716 жыл бұрын
I think the biggest "fuck you" is the "soundtrack". Ugh. :/
@gavinbalter946411 жыл бұрын
6:20 the screen should say Want to play this crap of wasted potential agin!
@marioghernandez49606 жыл бұрын
Gavin Balter Aye.
@Nerd_Baller15 жыл бұрын
Please tell me they are going to redo another version of Star Control to follow the 2nd one....this one was absolutely the biggest fuck up, probably of all time!
@OvaltinePatrol16 жыл бұрын
Tell us what you really think.
@TurningJappanesse12 жыл бұрын
Uh yes it is.
@Nerd_Baller13 жыл бұрын
@PUNKOW Liberal hysterics...just because someone kills someone doesn't mean they're bad, it just means we don't fully 'understand' them
@djlionize14 жыл бұрын
Oh man, good thing I never got to the ending. After what I consider the coolest adventure game ever made, SC2, this is simply an unacceptable piece of wasted code. They really got everything wrong. Hopefully they still get to make one more SC game and hopefully it comes out on the console platforms as well.
@ashipthattriestobotheryou47596 жыл бұрын
leoruoska they do but not on this console :the star control origin
@andyeccentric6 ай бұрын
you finally got your wish in free stars
@FranciscoRubianes14 жыл бұрын
and this, gentlemen, is how you turn an epic history and a glorious game into garbage... please address all your gratitude letters to those in the video...
@Tittor15 жыл бұрын
they should make a starcontrol 3 and forget this one.
@MenloMarseilles16 жыл бұрын
Aliveroll'd.
@LanceVader14 жыл бұрын
I think the real insulting part of this is the whole "we found ourselves and worked together" diatribe. SC-not-3 had some decent ideas. But the best parts of it were the parts they stole, lock, stock, and barrel, from SC2.
@IgnisInCaelum12 жыл бұрын
Wow. So, a long time ago I played part of Star Control 3. I thought it was cool and interesting. I had no idea how wrong I was until I watched an LP of The Ur-Quan Masters and then watched these videos. Conclusion: this game is *not* cool or interesting, not in a galaxy in which SC2 exists :|
@ebag45408 жыл бұрын
Well thenhow incomplete
@Eikinkloster15 жыл бұрын
I think they had good intentions, but not the talent to go with it. The end result is what someone like myself would manage to get by. A derivative product. That's why I would stick to hire a good writer, instead of trying to come up with a story myself :-)
@zinki12012 жыл бұрын
so, what just happened? we drop some bombs into wormhole and then THE END.
@ashipthattriestobotheryou47596 жыл бұрын
"(drinking sounds)...... Ahh"
@TekranoXx14 жыл бұрын
so.....you can feed the eternal ones the collectors and the universe doesnt end yay! i never played kit but now i wish i was around during its time :(
@Poodleinacan12 жыл бұрын
@MarquisdeBarrabas It's so good, I would buy it for 100$, off Ebay!
@matticusprime16 жыл бұрын
Ugh the utterly bland voiceover is so awful. And the so-called music? waugh woo woo-woo waaaauuuuuugh. It's difficult to imagine just how hard so many people had to fail in order to make this game what it was...
@Eikinkloster16 жыл бұрын
This retconned sequel reeks of mediocrity. "The message is one of coexistence". Oh gawd. Oh, the hate.
@benjaminnelson63126 жыл бұрын
After watching all of these, I gotta say. While star control two had some pretty bad misogyny, a racial stereotype species, an entire race of gay androids that was genocided, and such horrible representation that every human that appears in game is a white dude. It was still better than this. (yes, that is why the yehat and shofixti are gone.)
@UnrealPerson2 жыл бұрын
The Androsynth are clones, not androids, though that does not diminish your point.