Star Wars For Girls - The Acolyte

[@RobotHead]

Will The Acolyte save Star Wars? (We all know the answer). You can find me on Twitter and Instagram. And do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers my friends!

[@Commander23c]

It's all so tiresome. I just want some good sci-fi again.

[@ohbejuankenobi663]

Try The Expanse ​@@Commander23c

[@ohbejuankenobi663]

Heck no. This will be worse than rings of power.

[@MrCometcrusher78]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@taxreturn14]

just as you said, Obi wan series all over again

[@citizenjubjub]

that "star wars saved my life" moment is one of the phoniest things I've ever seen and im glad you keep reminding us of it.

[@DaNinja60]

Was Harvey chasing her when a Star Wars episode came on TV or something? 😂

[@bartoszwrobel770]

​@@DaNinja60even Weinstein wouldnt touch this

[@Deuteromis]

I knew she was fake when asked what her favorite Star Wars was, she couldn't name one and just said she liked them all.

[@DaNinja60]

@@Deuteromis That is the go to answer when you don't have a clue. 😂

[@riildiilcomments891]

Exactly what part of Star Wars "saved her life"?

[@asarishepard8171]

if star wars saved your life, why are you killing it??

[@MarvinPowell1]

Because that's how parasites survive.

[@rickdeckardbladerunner2049]

It never saved her life, it allowed her to have a platform to play the victim.

[@asarishepard8171]

@@rickdeckardbladerunner2049 i know but ill still question it. She let those words come out of her mouth, she can answer for them

[@colorin81colorado]

Great question!

[@markhowd7117]

They are such huge fans, yet want to change almost everything about it.

[@GIBBO4182]

As a straight, white male…I can’t wait until I get the blame for this show failing!

[@starwin4000]

It will only fall on deaf ears.

[@SunnyLovetts]

stop assuming your gender bigot

[@김성운-x1n]

Even koreans don’t watch this Despite of lee sung Jae is in it.

[@robertdouble559]

@@김성운-x1n Waste of his considerable talent. He deserves better. No doubt they'll make him a weak little man who needs to be told what's good by a mary sue.

[@npcperson2158]

You Monster!

[@Juhno]

Why do these people who proclaim that "this [product] saved my life" or "it offered a world to escape to when I was a teenager" so often seem to want to change everything about it beyond recognition...

[@CleverGirlAAH]

1. they're lying 2. they're stupid. 3. they're evil and knowingly doing so.

[@billjacobs521]

Same reason viruses love arriving in a new host.

[@anon4854]

Boys and men mostly have no issue identifying with a character provided their journey is interesting/entertaining. Those characters dont have to look like them, talk like them, think like them, etc. Those are all largely irrelevant aspects of entertainment. Girls and women mostly lack that ability. So, what do they do when they have creative control over an IP? They change it to represent them. And because they're diversity hires they dont have the skill to pull it off. Maybe if they had gotten to where they are on merit things might be different.

[@asarishepard8171]

Fake fans, they want the power to ruin something.

[@ericgarcia4745]

Jabba is Weinstein. Leia is his victims. That little giggling pet creature is Headland

[@wytho3751]

Don't besmirch Salacious Crumb like that, bro.

[@badfoot]

And rancor is KK getting ridden by boba fett who is boba iger marching through & destroying Moss Espa which is Disney Co.

[@vtaycur]

I was gonna say she reminds me of some creature you’d find scuttling around Tatooine

[@KeldorDAntrell]

@@wytho3751 Salacious *B* Crumb (what a name).

[@YouilAushana]

Sycophants

[@TheVisualDigitalArts]

These women are like the bratty little sister that wants to play but then changes all the rules and calls you mean for saying no.

[@StayFractalesque]

As shes throwing a fit on the floor in your room, mom and dad yell, "just let her play, son, no big deal" and as soon as your sis hears this, smiles evily and starts breaking your stuff, "what? Mom and dad said you had to let me play.." ..breaks a buncha stuff and skips out of the room.. "mommy? Daddy? ..he broke all his toys and pushed me out.."

[@Valen-mh9fh]

​@@StayFractalesquethat sounds unusually detailed. Sorry if that happened to you bud!

[@StayFractalesque]

@@Valen-mh9fh ..actually, i made it up.. crazy how i know how to write a more convincing fiction than Disney's professionals, eh?

[@TheVisualDigitalArts]

@@StayFractalesque 😂

[@brycedery9596]

@@Valen-mh9fh That was my sister, no relationship anymore.

[@necoparx2687]

Jedi control their emotions. Jedi don't allow their emotions to control them.

[@Jac486]

They aren't Jedi. They are Sith.

[@IsGrouse]

you do know they aren't real jedi? just actors that play jedi hope this helps!

[@connernickerson5509]

​@@IsGrousewhoosh You missed the point fool.

[@scoso1313]

But these are ladies

[@therealking6202]

​@@scoso1313Jedi control their emotions. Except for once every 28 days.

[@lourawls-nl9ch]

Almost 50 years ago we thought the Christmas Special was the low point for Star Wars. Boy, were we wrong.

[@vardiganxpl1698]

Nah man, The Christmas Special was the true peak

[@holidayspecialbobafett3870]

@@vardiganxpl1698 It's fun to watch with a couple of friends and a few beers!

[@chocomalk]

At least that had some redeeming qualities, like the Boba Fett part...but I would watch the life day song over any of the new Disney Wars.

[@pubcle]

@@vardiganxpl1698 No. The Christmas Special did, objectively, less damage than any large scale production Disney has made following Rogue One. It was, objectively, better written in many regards than The Last Jedi, Ahsoka, Kenobi, or Rise of Skywalker. Oh not to mention Aftermath, that book is the worst I have ever seen, it is genuinely less competent in sentence structure & vocabulary than My Immortal. I remember when we used to mock Triclopse, a single character for a single mediocre young children's book series. It doesn't even remotely compare to what we have now suffered.

[@redjirachi1]

@lourawls-nl9ch That's correct. The low point was ruining Jake Lloyd's life

[@andrewmiller2236]

The only thing of Star Wars I watch anymore is the obituary videos like these.

[@_MikeJon_]

My wife was reading about this show yesterday. She said "who tf is this for? A girl power star wars? Literally no one wants that." I was proud lol

[@zakkblack5024]

This

[@Ψυχήμίασμα]

It's been girl power for literally a decade now, lol. Rey, Admiral Purple Hair, I'll give General Leia a pass but that was bullshyt, Jyn Erso, Qi'ra And The Beta Boyfriend, Baby Leia, Reva, Mando S3 was The Book of Bo Katan but at least I like Bo Katan, and we literally got a whole show of females just last year with Ahsoka. And yet they STILL make it seem like it's never been done before. Every single time.

[@Peppersfirst]

Well done Sir.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

I mean are you surprised? WIFE explains it. Men dont go near insufferable Leftists. Me: Thinks there is 7 canonical star wars movies. The rest is cancer. Also me: Married.

[@_MikeJon_]

@@MiraSubieGirl My wife is a normie, that's the point.

[@SewerTapes]

I never imagined I'd live long enough to watch Star Wars become the most expensive bonfire in history.

[@rhyslightning3037]

Guy fawkes would be jealous

[@robertbeisert3315]

Wait a bit, and you may get to see your whole economy go up

[@trevorrogers95]

@@robertbeisert3315All brought to you by communists.

[@robertbeisert3315]

@@trevorrogers95 No more troubling communist than one involved in politics, academia, or finance.

You ignored your Priest's warning in the 80s and here we are fellow degenerates.

[@AcshualSnotski]

I'm pretty sure there's a lot of "yaaaas Queens" in Disney writers meetings.

[@sirenouir4250]

Oy vey

[@theghostofmaximumvolume3414]

Pretty sure the writing room is exclusively LGBT but no "S" in the room.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Unironically, too.

[@jmac9327]

@@sirenouir4250yep that phrase too

[@ggt47]

​@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414No S?

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

"For a hundred years, we thought Disney were the good guys, but that....was a lie"

[@robertbeisert3315]

Walt was apparently smeared hard for his opposition to a communist takeover of the company, but there's been little good there since he passed, at least

[@amalekedomite]

There is a reason Walt never wanted the jews to get control of the company.

[@enegmatixerebro]

lol 💯

[@THEONETRUEOVERLORD]

Nah they’ve always had evil business practices

[@DepUTee]

No one has ever had that thought. They've always been fucking terrible

[@TheSavageThanos]

Every Star Wars fan is looking at the prequels now like Thanos looking at Nebula "Perhaps I treated you too harshly"

[@raymondjurie9047]

Nah, they are still absolutely garbage.

[@TheSavageThanos]

@raymondjurie9047 I dont think they're very good but I'll take them over the most recent star wars stuff.

[@wavestation999]

​@@raymondjurie9047you must be 50 years old

[@yurikendal4868]

​@@TheSavageThanosIll take neither

[@QuwrofWrlccywrlfh.05]

@@raymondjurie9047they are infinitely better than the plot armor wars from the 1970s

[@Nakatomi_Kagehisa]

They could make an entire show explaning why Ben Quadinaro's podracer exploded at the beggining of the Boonta Eve and even that would be more interesting than this mess of a plot

[@heelmoxley365]

Star Wars makes me sad. Ever since Obi Wan, no anger just sad. Make this stop. Please.

[@chasehedges6775]

Only good things about the Obi wan show was Hayden Christensen and the actress who played Young Leia.

[@IsGrouse]

ah the 2 emotions, anger and sad

[@Сайтамен]

Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

[@larosha1]

@@chasehedges6775 Didn't see it, but I heard similar, but it made no sense for her to be in a show about Obi-Wan. There was an EU book about Obi-Wan that makes more sense. I don't get why they just didn't make a show about young Leia instead of adding another plot hole.

[@roluevasreisa5730]

Join the path of the Rouge and walk away Don't care anymore Oh if you need something to cling to? Ummmm Nah go to anime. We keep getting nee amazing titles Overlord and That Time I was reincarnated as a slime are both amazing. I also think something came out just called Gate. I still need to check it out

[@ryanmuhm7584]

"Peace is a lie" sounds pretty Sithy to me....

[@Сайтамен]

Aren't these girls Sith though?

[@rarescevei8268]

The Sith code says: Peace is a lie, there is only passion, Through passion I gain power, Through power I gain victory, Through victory, my chains are broken.

[@TimothyHo-q2w]

@@rarescevei8268You need to retext on your Sith code.📝🔎🤨🧐

[@FTWSamFisher]

I played enough KOTOR to know it is

[@abdizur8765]

Disney: If you're not with us, then you're our enemy!! Everyone: Ok.

[@Khultan]

*Leslye Headland rescued no young woman she sent to her employer.*

[@crazyralph6386]

Imagine all the NDA’s she coerced woman into signing?

[@murrfox]

RIP Star Wars 1977 - 2015 You will be missed. You live on in our hearts, and in the novelizations of the Extended Universe.

[@Tallorian]

*2012.

[@murrfox]

@@Tallorian Fair

[@DarksideGmss0513]

*1999

[@RiverOfBlacklights]

It's *1976-2014 and *Expanded Universe, not Extended.

[@Germane075]

Clone wars was peak star wars.

[@nightelfuser]

It blows my mind that so many "fans" can't tell the difference between a Sith and a Dark Jedi.

[@billjacobs521]

Nothing in the movies explains the difference, or even really references a difference.

[@Y2Kr4SHM4N]

The difference is that one gets called a Sith and the other dark Jedi when the story calls for it. It’s akin to the prequels denoting Anakin being as the powerful Chosen One despite conveying the other Jedi as equal, or even, vastly superior in ability to him.

[@DocDastardly91]

A lot of people think having the force makes you a jedi. So I don't blame even the "fans" for not understanding that, too.

[@Ob1sdarkside]

I wonder how many women Leslie could have saved from Harvey....

[@eugenerusselnash]

If I was a woman I run as far and as fast from the Fa**y Sla**er Headland! Hell I'm a full blooded hetro bloke and I'll still run! Damn Feind is a Predator Herself!

[@fattiger6957]

In reality, I suspect Harvey gave her a few of his cast-offs

[@Valen-mh9fh]

Maybe they were a tag team 😅🤮

[@Ob1sdarkside]

@@fattiger6957 Leslie got her knuckles wet

[@danelynch7171]

Save them from.... Selling their body for a part in a movie?

[@TerryG67]

My 4 year old boy is aware of R2D2 and Yoda, that's about it. Middle aged men could have been introducing their kids to Star Wars but aren't because of Disney, the point you made, is so true. Awesome video 👏

[@11481]

It's absolutely spot on honestly. I introduced Star Wars to my 14 year old, we enjoyed it for a little while. Then the Sequels came out and we moved on to other things. Bluey owns the younger demo now.

[@TerryG67]

@@11481 Bluey does rock

[@roluevasreisa5730]

I will show my kids George Lucas Star Wars and maybe Clone Wars All of which i own physical copies of But I won't show them anything else and they won't be allowed on Disney+ for Groomers

[@Jordan-Ramses]

I'd show them Attack on Titan instead.

[@TerryG67]

@@Jordan-Ramses we all need to be at your level haha. Yes 👍

[@charactersmoreorthree]

Hey, Robot Head, thanks in advance for watching The Acolyte for me. Good on ya, mate.

[@DoctorDave5]

“Star Wars saved my life” Yeah, right.

[@jvask33zie]

Her boss went to jail and Kennedy gave her a job. Not entirely false.

[@DoctorDave5]

@@jvask33zie from a certain point of view perhaps?😉

[@DallasBentco]

It’s as if a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly nauseous.

[@christophercatiller2422]

JJ set the tone nearly a decade ago for Disney Star Wars with his "mystery box" comments. The thing about that is the box either holds nothing or a punch in the nards.

[@Draknfyre]

JJ thinks "mystery box" is a "substitute for a logical and well-written story." Who cares about anything actually making sense and being understandable when you've got a mYsTeRy BoX to wonder about?

[@christophercatiller2422]

@@Draknfyre right. His movies and shows are littered with that crap. Remember Lost or when Maz said, "A story for another time," in regard to Anakin's old saber? LMAO so many mysteries that end up leaving us with numerous unanswered questions. If you set us up with a question, you damn well better have a satisfying answer for it or an answer at all.

[@Wade_Tyler]

JJ Plagiarisms

[@thibaldus3]

No need for a good story. Spectacle and Agenda is enough for activists.

[@commandershepard9920]

Politically very much to the left of probably this entire comment section, but it does warm my bitter heart seeing JJ getting hate.

[@MasticinaAkicta]

I wish Disney much luck with their NEW AUDIENCE

[@asarishepard8171]

The new, broke as eff, loudmouth audience.

[@suzybearheart530]

@@asarishepard8171 Hahaha, accurate!

[@asarishepard8171]

@@suzybearheart530 they bet on the wrong horse. But I guess I'll spend extra money on mass effect merchandise.

[@Crystalgate]

@@asarishepard8171 That's not even the main problem. The "modern audience" Disney is trying to appeal to are mostly a large bunch of virtue signalers. They may post progressive sounding things on social media and wave the rainbow flag during pride parades, but they are not going to actually support the cause they promote. They are ultimately in for self serving purposes. So, when Disney then appeals to them, they will at best post "oh awesome" and then not support the product further. It just doesn't matter how many leeches you appeal to, you will never get anything from them.

[@asarishepard8171]

@@Crystalgate i agree. They're all fake, all of them while touting holier than thou. Thats the biggest kind of fake.

[@Zigzorark]

Yes, the patriarchal Galaxy of Star Wars. The one where Padme was one of the most influential senators, the one where Ashoka was one of the best characters, and the one where Leia was one of the greatest generals. Yep, definitely no important Women here, absolutely none, nope!

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Typical of them to put women of the past down to prop themselves up.

[@mala6238]

Ahsoka is a great character? In what reality?

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

​@@mala6238 he probably means best as in "bestest ever!"

[@pistolbobcat420]

someone needs to make a meme of these people but in an asylum with the doctor asking "is patriarchy in the room with us today?" :D

[@mala6238]

@@TheSkepticalPanda ah, ok. Thanks for the info.

[@marcandrelegermusic]

I was waiting for “Yas, yas!”. Thank you for delivering. lol

[@serpentinious7745]

A jedi was murdered [while studying spiders in the Amazon, just before she died]

[@lukeX2m]

is this a marvel reference

[@serpentinious7745]

@lukeX2m Yes. The cringe writing of "Madam Web" to be specific.

[@heelmoxley365]

‘The next kick into the Star Wars corpse.’ 😂😂😂

[@chasehedges6775]

Another brick in the wall

[@Samaritan38]

Trash filling the curb.

[@wavegun]

perfect answer!

[@Samaritan38]

Pile of trash kicked to the curb.

[@Schnittertm1]

You know, this defense of "just don't tell anybody about the Sith we defeated" doesn't really work, as Yoda had been a member of the Jedi Council and a Grandmaster of the order for hundreds of years at even the point of "The Acolyte". Yoda would remember.

[@Valen-mh9fh]

He took a sabbatical to 'find his feminine side. 😂

[@CleverGirlAAH]

You're employing the enemy of modern Star Wars fans/writers, "logic".

[@paxwax1]

Why are we assuming they give a shit about one line from the prequels?

[@billjacobs521]

Yeah, and it's not like the Jedi give reports or have a massive library where they store, like, everything.

[@Karzir1]

"What are you?" - "I'm Darth Gimp"

[@Lordbobomb]

More like Darth Limp.

[@cattrucker8257]

"An idiot sandwich!"

[@Warmaka]

Darth Fedish...

[@BootyHarvest]

Darth Strapon joins the chat.

[@Call-me-Jester]

The corpse of Starwars isn't being kicked, it's being violated by Kennedy with a lightsaber shaped strap-on.

[@Tallorian]

It's fine because George approves it.

[@zachrohler1047]

​@@Tallorianany interview I've seen of George he hates what Disney has done. But doesnt care as much since he sold it. It's out of his hands. Buuuut I did read somewhere that Lucas was thinking about buying it back since its tanking

[@Tallorian]

​@@zachrohler1047 Were you living under the rock when around 2 months ago George backed up Iger, who was facing vote of no confidence?

[@drlca6601]

@@zachrohler1047 he has stock so he phones in support from time to time

[@yo_mama6414]

Please don’t take sponsorships from better help anymore They use unqualified or cheap therapists and most conventional therapists offer the services they do, and more Lots of slop they did was uncovered a few years back in court cases

[@billjacobs521]

Honestly, though, most people seeing therapists these days don't need qualified help, they need someone to listen to them piss and moan.

[@yo_mama6414]

@@billjacobs521 yeah that’s kinda true

[@TheCasualSubculturist]

They didn't lose enough money yet. Let them lose more.

[@regnbuetorsk]

"Star Wars saved my life" -Cube Head

[@TheRealHoloNet]

4:12 "I think it's difficult to do a show that's critical in any way of the Jedi". Have you seen the prequels, love??

[@RisenPhoenix68]

You know what SW did for me? Opened my life to the comics that came out in the late 70s and those that came before. SW brought me to an appreciation of classical music and classic movie serials. And... Lucas' artists all inspired me to pursue art. And it began the year that my mother died in 1977.

[@MrJwestman]

I see what you did there with Leslie saying Star Wars saved my life immediately followed by Leia chocking Jabba…. Very nice touch of class there 😂

[@mikep4957]

In elementary school I covered all my cheap folders with bad drawings of xwings, tie fighters, and death stars. It's sad to see that nostalgia just rotting in the ground.

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

"My character is a powerful leader", says the woman in a Disney owned media like it has never happened before. Of course you are a "powerful leader", you are a woman in a significant role, what else would Disney make you?

[@crazyralph6386]

“She’s a powerful leeda…..yaaass, yaaas!” 😂

[@narudan]

Well except that she isn't at least not really. They keep adding those poeple who have no leading qualities and are only strong because they don't even have to try.

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

​​@@crazyralph6386*_"Yowzah, Yowzah, Yowzah"_*

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

@@crazyralph6386 "Yaaas queen Slayyy"

[@KasumiKenshirou]

Mon Mothma ran the Rebellion in the Original Trilogy. Princess Leia was pretty high up in rank, too. There have been female leaders in Star Wars from the beginning.

[@genghistron7035]

'WIGS... IN... SPACCCCCE!'

[@RREvilMonk]

“I get that reference!”

[@revidffum4735]

😅😂

[@pickledparsleyparty]

That "it's been very emotional and I have cried many times today" line is delivered like she's talking about something else. 11:19

[@SpectreTheHorseman]

Better help sells your data to social media. They have agreed to a settlement. Avoid at all costs.

[@cbspock1701]

The franchise is dead

[@chasehedges6775]

Utterly Ash

[@polishscribe674]

Fans in 2050 be like: Somehow Star Wars returned.

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

I left it, after watching Space Battleship Yamato, with no regrets.

[@Infamous1892]

I don't know. Legends is still pretty good.

[@WillStopka]

Been dead with little sparks here and there

[@DarthEvilicus]

Can’t find a single straight white male in the show, they say it’s clearly not made for me But I’ll still get blamed when this show inevitably fails

[@NorthwoodsWolf]

YAAS, YAAAAS!!!

[@Sorain1]

Now now, I'm sure their will be a few villains who are straight white men. It's the only role they would hire them for.

[@dani_i8942]

Pretty sure there's a wimpy white dude who looks like he's being forced on his knees.

[@rogerbennett9598]

Um you white guys are not alone dude in George Lucas Star Wars we got Billy Dee Williams and Samuel Jackson … in Disney Star Wars we get a simp Moron in Fin. Hell the actor who played him thought it was a joke

[@brosa1212]

My wife said she doesnt want to watch this. I guess they missed their mark

[@randomninja]

I've literally never been less interested in Star Wars.

[@mrpenguinkro1213]

There's multiple games showing what an old Republic series could look like

[@chasehedges6775]

I’m going to rewatch Ewoks The Battle For Endor and I think Cindel, played by Aubree Miller, is a great female character.

[@mandalorian23]

I've cried too....... at what they have turned Star Wars into.

[@tyrannozilla]

KAREN WARS: EPISODE 65: REVENGE OF THE CHLAMYDIANS.

[@DaNinja60]

The Jedi run from the evil twins Syphalis and Gonora. People clap as the twins pass by. 😂

[@tyrannozilla]

@@DaNinja60 Michael Rosen: (Lip-smack) "Nice."

[@willbeard4835]

​@@tyrannozillaHoly shit I almost died at this

[@tyrannozilla]

@@willbeard4835 Thanks.

[@MindFlowersDotNet]

Kudos!

[@TheStacanova]

Wasn’t the whole “Prequel Era” about how the Jedi became their own bureaucracy and that was the problem? One thing central to bureaucracies is the keeping of information. I imagine a large portion of the Jedi’s time was spent doing paperwork? Heck, George Lucas even showed us that the Jedi have their own historians/archivists in the form of the Librarian trope. While they probably keep a lot of secrets, they don’t hide entire situations that include Jedi dying without explanation, so no one knows about it. They’d record every detail and then classify it, so only members of the Council would have access.

[@DocDastardly91]

The jedi should hire me as an archivist. I still have all the little books that came with SNES/64 games, my notebooks for some of the more difficult games, and even the manual for both systems. I'd never let them forget.

[@Fulcrum1313]

My favorite part about the Acolyte trailer was the dislikes it got! Those dislikes are for more reasons then one: fans had enough of sht series and movies, fans had enough of disney breaking Lucas's canon, people will not support Harvey's assistant, people hate how Leslie talked about George, Prequels and her show. Brilliant video as always Robot Head

[@anomalyinc3239]

Just here to support Robos algorthm and definitely NOT The Acolyte

[@RobotHead]

Cheers Buddy! let's catch up soon 👍

[@Darth_Enigma]

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

[@tyrannozilla]

@@RobotHead You two should make a collab video.

[@jstr6522]

Robo has got one of the best channels right now. Nerdrotic can't compare.

[@tyrannozilla]

@@jstr6522 I second that.

[@1fires1]

Cant wait to miss this show.

[@Surge_LaChance]

I was the kid with the most Star Wars toys, and now I'm the man that Star Wars most annoys.

[@richardgarrison8328]

I could listen to your videos simply because Australian sound good. The fact that you’re right just makes it better

[@Charlatan-Parodyman]

George assured us that Star Wars was not for amateurs

[@Mr_Kian_Kane]

Let the past die

[@earthsurgery1237]

Let star wars die. I havent watched a star wars movie in 6 years

[@Lordbobomb]

@@earthsurgery1237 Haven't watched any since Last Jedi, plenty of other media to entertain with.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Lucasfilms made an enormous effort to make me lose all interest in Star Wars. They succeeded. I won't let that effort go to waste. Fuck Star Wars.

[@mattmckay9409]

Enough with the emotions, we need more lasers! PEW PEW PEW

[@arthurkinglor5420]

"I get to be a cool jedi, I can tell you that... I get some cool hair, I can tell you that!" This. F*cking. Guy. * Cosmic eye roll *

[@DocDastardly91]

His hair ain't even that cool.

[@danielcook1271]

Mate, this video was top drawer stuff from start to finish. Amazing. Even your sponsor. Wishing you all the success. Peace and love.

[@ericgosse7412]

watch all those promotional stuff and take a shot every time they say "powerful".

[@happiaxxident]

I wonder why dad didn’t kick the footie with me more often? Ah, right… He was owning and operating the number 1 auto frame & paint shop in the city, supporting my atari/nintendo and action figure passions, and teaching how to build & paint models and fly remote control planes. Thanks dad!

[@danelynch7171]

And you turned into THIS?! Bet he wishes he spent more time kicking that footie.

[@drlarrymitchell]

I question the wisdom of paying 4 billion dollars for an IP only to squat fuck it.

[@BlackGold-fc7tu]

I remember when it was cool to wish you were a Jedi

[@brett66]

If it weren't for Andor I'd be convinced that Star Wars was just some kind of money laundering scheme.

[@TheSpazztech]

Every time I see that clip with that fake B saying star wars saved my life i throw up in my mouth a bit.

[@JimmyFoxhound]

Her greasy hair drives me insane.

[@EndThusIAm]

"PULL THE THREAD! PULL THE THREAD!"

[@theeditorrestrial]

Darth Gimp

[@edrosa3485]

OMG!!! I thought THE EXACT SAME THING!!!

[@OMAHA16]

9:40 Lol. That was a great touch. Pure gold the third half of this video. Well done as always sir.

[@thebipolarbear1]

Robot Head you rule man ! Keeping it real and I'm always here for it

[@elitronprime7322]

Honey, wake up. Another RoboHead video is out!

[@ohbejuankenobi663]

Remember when the phantom menace was the worst of star wars. Pepperidge Farms remembers

[@kevinthecleric]

I would have watched Episode 1 over Episode 2 any day of the week. Now, I would watch Episode 1 and 2 a hundred times before I watched a Plus show

[@artnull13]

I think you’re that with Star Wars special

[@billjacobs521]

@@kevinthecleric Never understood why 1 was SO hated besides Jar Jar being kind of annoying--he's less annoying than Anakin's terrible dialogue in 2.

[@kevinthecleric]

@billjacobs521 Between Anakin's dialogue and the overuse of CGI, Episode 2 was just the worst. Until disney moved in, that is

[@MalabarTheGreat]

​​​​@@billjacobs521 the first 25 minutes of the Phantom Menace glow with classic golden-age-adventure-film style, but once the main characters meet Anakin is when the film begins to stray - mainly because of pacing, Jar-Jar's overblown antics and almost non-stop plot exposition. The podrace and desert duel pulls the audience back in and then "boom," more god-awful pacing until our heroes come face-to-face with Darth Maul. The duel of the fates/space battle/Gungan War/Theed Palace takeback again pulls the audience back in but is somewhat sullied by silly Jar-Jar and bad child acting. I like to watch the first 25 minutes of the official version and then I switch over to the fanedit by Hal9000.

[@blueshattrick]

9:48 It's amusing that you believe Dizney cares - even a little - about staying consistent with established canon

[@Tentaculat]

"Star wars saved my bank account" is more accuarate

[@b.a.d.wavesradio7314]

Love your writing, that next kick line is beautiful.

[@RobotHead]

Thanks! Cheers 👍

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

Finally! Star Wars Attack of the Clams!

[@pistolbobcat420]

The broccoli haircut back again

[@sirenouir4250]

End of the day, it's ours, not theirs. To hell with what they think their "story" is

[@slaynw.9829]

Oh no, he is sponsored by Betterhelp.

[@ShaneyBright]

I attended the Star Wars Marathon last weekend in theaters. (Yes, all night long) I saw the original when I was in 5 yrs old in 1977. All 9 movies were played, starting with Episode One. I can confirm that Star Wars consists of only 6 films and a Holiday Special. 😂

[@derekvillorente4334]

The Acolyte is going to be like the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic during a 9.8 earthquake while there is a hurricane. 😂

[@csrencz6942]

No I’d watch that

[@dritzzdarkwood4727]

Disney: "We grew more entitled while you rested in your cradle of O.G. products, believing your SW lore was safe! You were trusted to lead the fanbase, but you were deceived, as our power of social media and false allegations, have blinded you. And now... your precious IP shall fall to the power of our ideology!"

[@evanstark5000]

As a straight white man...at least I know this isn't for me! Why you might ask? Because they've quite literally made that well known.

[@wellversedinbirdlaw7187]

It was once great story telling. It got retired when George sold it. And no one seems to bring the magic to the screen like he did. The comics and books written after have truly captured that story telling. "Not canon" is just words. Words that's can't hurt Those true to the saga

[@carson21211]

Thanks, George. Thanks a lot.

[@drlarrymitchell]

"Carlos Spicyweiner, go ahead."

[@silvernova354]

If this show were more accurate, the Sith could be played by men, because, "only two, there are".

[@Сайтамен]

How is this connected?

[@StayFractalesque]

Huh?

[@_John_Smith_]

​@user-xx6vy9ri8p only 2 men in the show and they'll be treated as bad people somehow

[@calebharch7229]

Disney stating that Legends isn't their cannon, was the best possible thing they could have done. Legends is not Disney cannon, it is TRUE cannon. Disney can do whatever the fuck they want, because we all know where the true cannon lies.

[@bigdoubleu117]

Why do these shills only think it's Ki Adi Mundi that believes this? He said it sure. But the entire Jedi Order and Republic believe it too. We know this because Yoda and Mace are also in disbelief. Mace: "I do not believe the Sith could have returned without our knowledge."

[@toecutter9372]

Don’t ever say Disney is killing GL legacy. GL is totally fine with what Disney is doing to SW. GL is just as woke as they are, it’s disgusting

[@clarencebeeks1528]

Leslye collected Kevin Smith's blazer by mistake from the dry cleaners.

[@kenguyii9108]

*The Acolyte: The Rings of Power for Star Wars!*

[@LordEriolTolkien]

Remember when it was about a galaxy far, far away....

[@ScooterDoge]

5:12 what an amazing alien…a green human. Stunning and brave.