The Incredible Success of Kathleen Kennedy at Disney

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The Woke Critic

The Woke Critic

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@maultwo
@maultwo Жыл бұрын
What's scary is that there are people out there who'd agree with this video unironically.
@syler100
@syler100 Жыл бұрын
that's the beauty of it. 😫
@pasteghost428
@pasteghost428 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. The stans that go to Star wars celebration. They'll wildly cheer when Kennedy comes out of her cave onto the stage to announce that Rey's tampon is getting its own spinoff.
@HansKlopek
@HansKlopek Жыл бұрын
That's what open mindedness and tolerance gets you.
@mikerotonda6264
@mikerotonda6264 Жыл бұрын
Bro, im so confused..... Is he serious with this video?
@xguy2950
@xguy2950 Жыл бұрын
​@@mikerotonda6264nah im pretty sure it fake
@dmitryduffer396
@dmitryduffer396 Жыл бұрын
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of franchises" - Kathleen Kennedy
@ZorroComputers
@ZorroComputers Жыл бұрын
Haha, a good one.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Жыл бұрын
This is real quote from the *Disney Vault: Top Secret Book*
@pimphandduke8447
@pimphandduke8447 Жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm afraid the Patriarchy will be quite operational when your non-binary allies and the earnings reports arrive." ~Professor Patriarchy
@zero5496
@zero5496 Жыл бұрын
More like become Darth
@nocturnalrecluse1216
@nocturnalrecluse1216 Жыл бұрын
🔥 💀
@the_absurd_hero
@the_absurd_hero Жыл бұрын
Y’know what? If Disney wants KK, they can keep her. Those two deserve each other.
@davidjacobs8558
@davidjacobs8558 Жыл бұрын
well, she has destroyed every IP that Lucasfilm had. there is nothing else remaining. or, perhaps American Graffiti ? THX1138 ?
@Hylanvahr
@Hylanvahr Жыл бұрын
@@davidjacobs8558 Wouldn't be surprised they start dipping into the LucasArts library and start making woke live action versions of everything there from Secret of Monkey Island, to Maniac Mansion, to even Full Throttle.
@bigtechisbigbrother8690
@bigtechisbigbrother8690 Жыл бұрын
I'm holding out for a progressive Howard the Duck reboot. You wouldn't think it could be made worse, but I bet she can do it.
@Trentcast
@Trentcast Жыл бұрын
Noooo that’s like saying hitler can have the SS, they deserve each other
@Tiberiansam
@Tiberiansam Жыл бұрын
@@Hylanvahr Shhhhhhh! Don't give them ideas!!!
@ghg1976
@ghg1976 Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kenendy is the epitome of what's wrong with Hollywood today.
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 Жыл бұрын
(Spoiler alert: this channel is a PARODY of wokeness). How dare you you bigot! Shes the epitome of the best of Hollywoke ❤
@UfoShotgun96
@UfoShotgun96 Жыл бұрын
Wtf man? she is obviously the second coming of jesus, now as a feminist 🤣
@mikerotonda6264
@mikerotonda6264 Жыл бұрын
Lol!!! YES!! I love it. THIS is great. I wasn't sure at first, I thought maybe this channel was serious.. I was having a low level stroke. You know, how us White men get when we hear about woman and diversity.....
@mikerotonda6264
@mikerotonda6264 Жыл бұрын
EVERYONE CHILL!!!!!!. woman can do stuff now.. They are like regular people
@mikerotonda6264
@mikerotonda6264 Жыл бұрын
...they can vote now and everything...
@VashStarwind
@VashStarwind Жыл бұрын
From getting spielberg his coffee, to destroying whole franchises, what a character arc...
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes Жыл бұрын
Nah... that's not an arc... just a slope... downward
@VashStarwind
@VashStarwind Жыл бұрын
@@Nyet-Zdyes I guess we can call it a character slope.. hahha
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
@@Nyet-Zdyes You shouldn't say "slope". It's racist. 😬
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
If she just disappeared, nobody would be searching for her or her lost arc.
@captainLoknar
@captainLoknar Жыл бұрын
pretty sure she was pretending to follow the footsteps of Spielberg and Lucas. Then she thought she knew better and scrapped everything. But it's not just her - all the directors and investors of Disney are telling them "modern audiences" want change
@TiGGowich
@TiGGowich Жыл бұрын
How this woman has not been fired is beyond me... this everyone tells you that dedication and hard work don't mean anything... all you need is the right connections and to "say the right things."
@artzreal
@artzreal Жыл бұрын
yeah, almost too stupid to not be by design, right? the social engineering agendas are so obvious people must be a special kind of blind not so see it by now. they don't seem to be having a problem in using companies to push narratives even if they have to sink those companies, that's for sure
@nosuchthing8
@nosuchthing8 Жыл бұрын
She must have slept with half the company and kept blackmail photos..
@dredgewalker
@dredgewalker Жыл бұрын
More like "all you need is to know some deep dark secrets of people on top so they can't fire you"
@bigtechisbigbrother8690
@bigtechisbigbrother8690 Жыл бұрын
There is no meritocracy anymore. Certainly not in Hollywood.
@macdeeb
@macdeeb Жыл бұрын
Easy answer... Epstein Island
@carlosfrancisco1003
@carlosfrancisco1003 Жыл бұрын
KK has been a success at destroying franchises, incurring huge financial losses at Disney and proving she just happened to be around the right men around the right time. On her own she has been a horrible failure and I hope she gets to bring Disney even further down.
@stellifriends7785
@stellifriends7785 Жыл бұрын
the right MEN at the right time. maybe that is why she hates men? she owes them everything.
@acwojtkowiak
@acwojtkowiak Жыл бұрын
Maybe Disney is convinced that financial insovency is the way to go.
@dunhillsupramk3
@dunhillsupramk3 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonsmith9098 uh huh..... so i guess you wasn't expecting South Park ep about her to come out... but before all of this they're going to let her go OR she is going to change her views real fast, and reason is China.. let me explain: China has the world's largest population, most of that population is males (thanks to China one child policy).. so what you have is alot of men who work and have lots of disposable income, mainly because they don't have any children or a girlfriend.. even if all the single women in China was currently to turn into prostitutes there still wouldn't be enough to go around, its said that over 50million men in China will die virgins (and its not by choice).. truth is women in China ain't even going to look at them because they don't make enough money (yeah, i'm not going to go too much into that but it is what it is) so the money they work for they spend it behind smoking, drinking, gambling and watching movies and sports among other entertainment (they're the largest group of the audience, they're the cash cow)... this is why the NBA, WWE, NFL etc etc all went to China to make a good impression and you would even see some big name actors from America making commercials for China... so do you honestly think that a film that tries to be PC and show an empowered woman as the lead role will go down well with these men?? there is alot of resentment... also in China they didn't show the trailers for these movies, the movie posters was also changed for China so that is why you will find that her 2nd (the last Jedi) and 3rd (Skywalker) Starwars movies only pulled in around 1/2 the amt of cash as the 1st (Force awakens)... oh and Disney has been watching these numbers too and the way the flims is marketed, so she can be PC and jobless or she can make movies that single resentful men will enjoy....
@ethannursalim7796
@ethannursalim7796 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonsmith9098 quality 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
@ethannursalim7796
@ethannursalim7796 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonsmith9098 ok use the copium but why are there no more star war movies unless there so good and profitable they stoped
@JustBatman3000
@JustBatman3000 Жыл бұрын
If I lost $900 million for my company. I’m pretty sure I’d be fired. 💁‍♂️
@michaelfields7088
@michaelfields7088 Жыл бұрын
Unless you change your name to Kathleen Kennedy.
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 Жыл бұрын
Cue Disney's imminent announcement of an extension and/or promotion rewarding KK's "great work"!
@abrahamlincoln1600
@abrahamlincoln1600 Жыл бұрын
By who? You’d be the boss
@grog3514
@grog3514 Жыл бұрын
It's not just $900 million. Only if their plan was to break even. Something tells me their investors had a different idea. You have to add what they could have made as well. The three main SW films could've made $6 billion minimum of you consider awakens made $2 billion. Then figure what all these super bankable properties could've made along with merchandise and we are looking at least at $10 billion lost.
@harrisaxer2651
@harrisaxer2651 Жыл бұрын
My entire family would have an “accident “ if I had lost that amount
@zendoargos4988
@zendoargos4988 Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy, turning Billion dollar can't miss franchises into Million dollar afterthoughts, what an accomplishment and what a legacy.
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
And then, she did it again!
@paddleboarddog
@paddleboarddog Жыл бұрын
She is successful at taking franchises and completely alienating their fanbase while pushing her specific agendas as required.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Жыл бұрын
Truly a wise woman. She knows what she wants
@stevenk6900
@stevenk6900 Жыл бұрын
@@blackdynamite_5470 Truly a wise woman, who learned NOTHING from George!
@techsalesandmore3649
@techsalesandmore3649 9 ай бұрын
Thats not fair. She simply misheard her job description. "We need you to make an scifi alien trilogy for all those men who grew up on it". But KK heard "We need you to make a sifi series to alienate men so much they throw up on watching it". Easy mistake. Without being sarcastic a moment. Why hasn't she been prosecuted by dei for firing all the male script writers and hiring only women?
@jonwacken4312
@jonwacken4312 3 ай бұрын
Her agenda is racism, and bigotry. Why there's no push-back says a lot about so-called "White-Privilege"
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy and the Creative Process of Doom.
@IronMan-tk8uc
@IronMan-tk8uc Жыл бұрын
🤣
@user-Marrk
@user-Marrk Жыл бұрын
You forgot Willow! We need to add that to her resume too.
@animachainzvideoz5921
@animachainzvideoz5921 Жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking Daisy Ridley was a badass. "Let's get a girl who looks like a 10 year old boy to kick everyone's ass and one up them!"
@g00nther
@g00nther Жыл бұрын
That's Girl Power!!!! Yasss Queen!!!! 🙌
@thecensoredmuscle563
@thecensoredmuscle563 Жыл бұрын
Not only that, she is extremely unathletic
@johnmainwaring6556
@johnmainwaring6556 Жыл бұрын
They seem to cast light-weight females on purpose. Posh and annoying.
@bushmonster1702
@bushmonster1702 Жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563I’d still nobble her
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
Never did KK take the audience to invest in a character through a journey to view Rae's hardships, frustrations, doubts, fears, and how she fought to conquer them all to prevail against the empire in a glorious and much deserved victory. That would be too satisfying to an audience. Rooting for her is like rooting for an athlete you know is guilty of blood doping.
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын
You know that the difference is between Lucasfilm and Disney Lucasfilm? Lucasfilm under George made some truly iconic films and characters, which were created by talented, skilled, and hardworking people. Even when they misfired, you never felt that they despised their fans. Disney Lucasfilm on the other hand has none of the qualities mentioned above, and actively despises the fans.
@krixpop
@krixpop Жыл бұрын
👍 Yet George is the one that screwed his dreams and art for 3 (4?) billions ! He doesn't care (anymore) about the consumers and the Art. Cash is all they all value. Also, George Lucas mindset after that deal ? "Après moi, le déluge"
@ivayloivanov7231
@ivayloivanov7231 Жыл бұрын
@@krixpop Yep! Even today i heard George is helping woke trash Lucasfilm for cash i bet...
@finnmigchelsen4868
@finnmigchelsen4868 Жыл бұрын
Faxs 🍷🗿
@paulanderson2963
@paulanderson2963 Жыл бұрын
That's because to a corporation like Disney a fan is nothing but a dumbass with money. Money that requires extraction. To them anyone who has an emotional attachment to the Disney franchise or any franchise is but a fool since the only thing they think a person should love is material wealth.
@customsongmaker
@customsongmaker Жыл бұрын
Remember in Episode 2 when JarJar looks right at the camera?
@brianbrantner
@brianbrantner Жыл бұрын
"Wemon don't face a test, they are the test" 😅😅😅😅 That's F*****g perfect😂
@PunmasterSTP
@PunmasterSTP Жыл бұрын
These rhymes and puns are insane! I love it!
@Mister_Clean
@Mister_Clean Жыл бұрын
"You killed our heroes, but you gave birth to modernity" I literally stood up and clapped. So powerful.
@bossrabbit
@bossrabbit Жыл бұрын
Brave and stunning!
@EugS78
@EugS78 Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy has successfully Holdo maneuvered Lucasfilm.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Жыл бұрын
And everyone cheered
@EHamden-q1g
@EHamden-q1g Жыл бұрын
I'm heading to the restroom now to birth my own modernity. So beautify...so brave...so powerful...so undistinguishable from KK and her results!
@michaelmartin8337
@michaelmartin8337 Жыл бұрын
Shia Lebouf clapping?
@GTD_Galatea
@GTD_Galatea Жыл бұрын
Thanks to you, I have AWOKEN. I always dreamed of seeing Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones as broken old men. They must give way to the future. The massive box office success of Indy 5 is proof of that.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Жыл бұрын
It has broken 4.20 records with its massive $65.000.000 box office collection Truly a movie of all time in 2023.
@GTD_Galatea
@GTD_Galatea Жыл бұрын
@@blackdynamite_5470 It was $65.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 on its opening day alone. Indeed, It's one of the movies of all time.
@HellsFallenAngel1
@HellsFallenAngel1 Жыл бұрын
With de-aging technology we can go back and re-imagine all our classic heros as broken old men.
@fredpagniello3267
@fredpagniello3267 Жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford @15:20 seems to be thinking, "Why the hell did I work in this movie with this bozo next to me? No reward is worth this."
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын
Kennedy has uplifted awkward looking British brunettes everywhere.
@johnmainwaring6556
@johnmainwaring6556 Жыл бұрын
Nailed it. They have a uber middle class white female casting policy.... for some bizarre reason.
@hv3115
@hv3115 Жыл бұрын
​​@@johnmainwaring6556ightfully so! Upper-middle class white Western wom en are the most oppressed people in all of history!
@robertreynolds6072
@robertreynolds6072 Жыл бұрын
I'm so overwhelmed by KK that I can't get to the cinema to watch her mistresspieces...tears of joy for her brilliance.
@fredo1070
@fredo1070 Жыл бұрын
"The Force Awakens is The Forced Agenda" what a great line.
@ARCtrooper_bliz525
@ARCtrooper_bliz525 3 ай бұрын
The force(d agenda) awakens
@DarkDarcek
@DarkDarcek Жыл бұрын
Another Gem of pure unadulterated Irony. Love it! 💓
@Rizzo2185
@Rizzo2185 Жыл бұрын
My wife’s boyfriend and I both agree that Kathleen has single handedly saved filmmaking, and created a safe space for me to finally enjoy movies and the smell of my own farts. Three cheers for Mrs. Kennedy!!!
@xavierbailey7183
@xavierbailey7183 Жыл бұрын
Those films are alright but the people that created them that are trash
@edwinpina7464
@edwinpina7464 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂best comment yet!
@hideousruin
@hideousruin Жыл бұрын
Haha. Just last night I responded to someone who claimed to like IJ5 with: "Ok, but what did your wife's boyfriend think of the movie?"
@andysalter7192
@andysalter7192 Жыл бұрын
Stunning and most Brave !
@femcel101
@femcel101 Жыл бұрын
​​@@hideousruint's not considered an insult nowadays. Being cuck isn't something to be ashamed of
@elenabob4953
@elenabob4953 Жыл бұрын
Just look how much she changed the world in just 11 years. Amazing.
@pigeonpoo1823
@pigeonpoo1823 Жыл бұрын
She's the equivalent of a phizer C19 drug
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes Жыл бұрын
Just 11 years? Gods... it feels like MUCH longer...
@josephvandorpjv
@josephvandorpjv Жыл бұрын
The term is called FEMINISM
@XghostXfaceX2
@XghostXfaceX2 Жыл бұрын
I still find it disgusting and disheartening that there are still people who love the Disney versions of these brands. And refuse to see that what they loved in the first place has been destroyed. They literally only understand “this is new thing of franchise I love, must CONSOOM. No think.”
@reek4062
@reek4062 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure your one of those braindead who likes the prequels and Crystal Skull
@jonwacken4312
@jonwacken4312 3 ай бұрын
I'm sure there are, but most of the supporter is paid for. The vast majority of Star Wars fans are normal people. That being said, I wish Disney would face the same repercussions as anyone else for promoting racism and bigotry
@Frosty1979
@Frosty1979 Жыл бұрын
One thing about KK is impressive: The way she totally manipulated George Lucas. Made him look like a fool in retrospective.
@johnmainwaring6556
@johnmainwaring6556 Жыл бұрын
In truth, they all did what they did for the dollar.
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 Жыл бұрын
She's a whamens, they're born to lie and manipulate men. Also shows that they can be a chameleon, fake what they are, for years or DECADES in this case to get what they want. This was just a long game plan for divorce, and like divorced whamens, they get everything then blow it all, and start looking for another fool to marry. In her case, she's looking for another company to hire her.
@hv3115
@hv3115 Жыл бұрын
Women have always been master manipulators. That is their nature.
@josephsalmonte4995
@josephsalmonte4995 Жыл бұрын
Looking a bit foolish yourself by ending your point with retrospective. Retrospect*
@Frosty1979
@Frosty1979 Жыл бұрын
It's my third language, so I don't feel too bad about it. I assume you also would agree that this mistake is nothing in comparison to the shit show KK is responsible for, right? ;) Thanks for the correction anyway.
@mariopenulli1395
@mariopenulli1395 Жыл бұрын
Kathy is awesome, not only does she fight the patriarchy with her movies, but she also financially destroys what white men built in real life. Larry Fink must be so proud.
@dmontalvo1983
@dmontalvo1983 Жыл бұрын
Its almost as if she’s doing this on purpose to destroy everything George built. A personal vendetta against him? Like a spiteful ex wife…
@IronMan-tk8uc
@IronMan-tk8uc Жыл бұрын
Not almost. Totally! This hellish woman is absolutely hellbent in destroying everything our dear Lucas accomplished!
@kierenmoore3236
@kierenmoore3236 11 ай бұрын
Maybe he was supposed to address her as Kathleen, rather than something affectionate and familiar like Kathy … she does seem to sit there, passively-aggressively, after he says her name … lol, who knows; nothing would surprise me … there must be some explanation for this madness …
@themightykahn24
@themightykahn24 7 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@gilbertpayne9375
@gilbertpayne9375 Жыл бұрын
K.K. Is my hero can’t understand the hate I want to be like her when I grow up. I would love to have a high paying job that let’s me fail over and over again costing the company billions and not get fired this woman is an OG.
@ARCtrooper_bliz525
@ARCtrooper_bliz525 3 ай бұрын
ong
@Starsetter90
@Starsetter90 Жыл бұрын
KK helped create so many KZbin channels about what not to do as a producer
@brett.taylor
@brett.taylor Жыл бұрын
“Gina was too strong and too independent.” 🔥
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 Жыл бұрын
Kathy is a QUEEN of innovation. Definitely, BIRTHING PERSON OF THE DECADE!
@syler100
@syler100 Жыл бұрын
of course no one before her could manage to ruin franchises and loosing money for a company this fast.
@ThePagina18
@ThePagina18 Жыл бұрын
Why not a KING of innovation? Don't be a phallohegemonic patriarchist. Birthing persons can be kings too.
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 Жыл бұрын
That woke term is now patriarchal, KK is a birthing capable carbon bag of mostly water, BIGOT! 😡
@MrGuitarfreak132
@MrGuitarfreak132 Жыл бұрын
Mace Windu Mace Window 😂😂😂 I lost it!
@DysfunctionNoMore
@DysfunctionNoMore Жыл бұрын
Did KK forget Lando, Mace Windu, the bounty hunter, Queen Amadala's stand in and right hand, and literally every alien? We love great stories regardless of if we see 'ourselves' on screen or not...
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 Жыл бұрын
Blasphemy!!! This is a woke channel, there is no logic or truth allowed here! 😡
@guyolive1071
@guyolive1071 Жыл бұрын
The satire is subtle enough you have to question if he's serious.
@essbe7158
@essbe7158 Жыл бұрын
The real question is why is she only ruining...err running one company? With her amazing track record, she's capable of so much more!
@AliasSchmalias
@AliasSchmalias Жыл бұрын
Because besides the fact that she is a strong and independent woman she is also very modest.
@x-files5551
@x-files5551 Жыл бұрын
I never thought I would ever see such beautifully poetic sarcasm as this.
@christines8529
@christines8529 Жыл бұрын
I love your videos! You're very talented and funny!
@thewokecritic
@thewokecritic Жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@rgerber
@rgerber Жыл бұрын
I still don't get how Indy 5 can have such good ratings while it's flopping worldwide
@jonathanpeterson1984
@jonathanpeterson1984 Жыл бұрын
I’ve tried the “ I don’t like sand” line at the bar several times. I’ve been asked to leave every time.
@Ke1ndel
@Ke1ndel Жыл бұрын
She is so good, any company need this kind of woman, she can turn any of your franchises like something new, so new that people are incapable to see new movies, because her fresh new way of thinking
@silentwitness536
@silentwitness536 Жыл бұрын
One thing we can say. She subverted our expectations.
@billviola7884
@billviola7884 Жыл бұрын
You don't need eyes to view KK's movies. Just breathe in deeply. The smell is pure shit
@alexfriedman918
@alexfriedman918 Жыл бұрын
Love the use of “Are we the baddies?” - probably my favorite comedy sketch!
@Random_Human_Person
@Random_Human_Person Жыл бұрын
I like Jar-Jar Binks. He’s actually quite adorable.
@TiGGowich
@TiGGowich Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how when you go out to stores or coventions and all that stuff... you see everyone dressed in and buying stuff from episode 1-6 ... never anything after that
@finrodbrs
@finrodbrs Жыл бұрын
Sometimes Rogue One and Rebels, but yes, you are correct. I actually remember when the newest DVD/Blurays were released right before Rise of Skywalker, I went to the Target DVD section and of 1-8, Rogue and Solo, EVERYTHING was sold out EXCEPT Solo and Last Jedi. I burst out laughing.
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 Жыл бұрын
Lol @ the cadence of your narration too, like a doting documentary 😂👍
@abrahamlincoln1600
@abrahamlincoln1600 Жыл бұрын
Mace Window? 😂 How have I never heard that one yet?!
@kayef5724
@kayef5724 Жыл бұрын
Yo your titles are always hook line and sinker to people oblivious to sarcasm 😂😂😂.. has me dead everytime. Love from the bronx you're a genius cuz
@lathikap9287
@lathikap9287 Жыл бұрын
Those who dont think that a single person can destroy a franchise. KK is an exception
@sambonsampson228
@sambonsampson228 Жыл бұрын
A franchise? She's three for three right now.... we're talking Genocide....
@lathikap9287
@lathikap9287 Жыл бұрын
@@sambonsampson228 yeah A whole universe with many franchises. What else is she gonna destroy next??
@TheUninspiredReviewer
@TheUninspiredReviewer Жыл бұрын
God, I love your videos mate. Keep em' comin!
@SerbAtheist
@SerbAtheist Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of those Roman governors who started as poor governors of a rich province and retired as rich governors of a poor province.
@winterrising8738
@winterrising8738 Жыл бұрын
She needs to be given full control of Disney now to finish the job
@satyagraha6571
@satyagraha6571 Жыл бұрын
I love your reviews!I laugh with tears every time!!!
@dmgcaster904
@dmgcaster904 Жыл бұрын
Never forget that George made the error of turning the reins over to Kathleen. I always wondered how and why Kathleen K. has persisted the way she has. Does she have some compromising photos of her, George and Stephen in a three way or something? She's a real sith lord, a real life super villain. In a strange and twisted way I've come to admire her. I mean, look. People have been saying that she's been fired or about to be fired for her latest cinematic gaff and yet, she just goes on to donkey punch some other cultural icon with no consequences what so ever. She has the power and can't be stopped. Now that I've said goodbye to star wars I've found this very entertaining indeed.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Жыл бұрын
_this is the KZbin team, we had to block and delete your handle for exhibiting toxic behaviour_
@dmgcaster904
@dmgcaster904 Жыл бұрын
@@blackdynamite_5470 and just knowing that you're with me caused me to go out and run twenty red lights in your name. Thank Black Jesus, thank you lord...😇
@ilfirinms
@ilfirinms Жыл бұрын
Did he made error? Or was it elaborate joke, that's still going and punchline still not delivered?
@JO-qn8gy
@JO-qn8gy Жыл бұрын
Only the original trilogy was good. Everything else was bad. Episode 1 to 3 was bad because of toxic masculinity while episode 7 to 9 was bad because of toxic femininity...
@crazyralph6386
@crazyralph6386 11 ай бұрын
She probably extorted him into handing over the reigns? Again, she knows where all the bodies are
@lloydkeith3061
@lloydkeith3061 Жыл бұрын
It took awhile but she managed to kill my love for something i grew up with as a kid. I haven't spent a dime on anything Disney in a long time. I never will spend money on anything she is attracted to going forward either.
@damienruzco
@damienruzco Жыл бұрын
Walmart has gotten so woke I saw they got a whole section just for Kathleen Kennedy movies! A little odd that was a bin, and they were surprisingly cheap…trying to get that ESG I guess
@nerychristian
@nerychristian Жыл бұрын
The trash bin?
@artresearch
@artresearch Жыл бұрын
10:40 some of these WWE soundbites are just so perfect!
@veronicamalsi266
@veronicamalsi266 Жыл бұрын
She NAILED IT😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@augustortiz
@augustortiz Жыл бұрын
“Privileged phallic protagonists” this channel never disappoints LMAO.
@PassanCat
@PassanCat Жыл бұрын
I feel really bad for John Boyega. He expected to have a good role, but was only there as a quota.
@thecensoredmuscle563
@thecensoredmuscle563 Жыл бұрын
idk why he was expecting a better role, the guy was casted just because he's black. Kk made it clear that diversity was what they cared about, not whether or not the movie is decent.
@crazyralph6386
@crazyralph6386 11 ай бұрын
Eff him, he decided to play the old race card early on and throw fans under the bus. The guy s a mediocre actor at best, and has been in more flops than even Rachel Ziegler😂
@jimmyholloway4683
@jimmyholloway4683 Жыл бұрын
That woman is the worst thing that has ever happened to Star Wars and to me it was one of Disneys worst mistakes to ever hire her
@veronicamalsi266
@veronicamalsi266 Жыл бұрын
2:59 Mace Windu🙃🙃🙃 Mace Window😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@Baja5280
@Baja5280 Жыл бұрын
This channel is the best thing I’ve come across in a while. I click on these videos so quick
@szeltovivarsydroxan9944
@szeltovivarsydroxan9944 Жыл бұрын
KK is so talented a producer, her accomplishments in the past 10 years have been as good as the coffee she was serving George and Steven the 30 years before that.
@76Superdude
@76Superdude Жыл бұрын
Mace windu Mace window was a particular favourite.
@RaulGarfias
@RaulGarfias Жыл бұрын
*_TO MY FELLOW COMRADES AND FALLEN HEROES / FRANCHISES:_* _PS: How many references can you catch?_ The time has come for us to act. KK is the very reason two of our most beloved franchises of all time (Star Wars and Indiana Jones) were viciously, suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Empire of the Mouse. She’s the very reason two powerhouses that seemed no one and nothing could ever destroy at this point, were completely obliterated by the Dark Side of the Wokeness, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. She’s the destroyer of worlds, the fallen angel, the face of everything that’s wrong and unholy in this world. She’s the black to my white, she’s the ying to my yang, she’s the alpha to my omega, she’s the Joker to my Batman, she’s the Amber Heard to my Johnny Depp, she’s the Thanos to my Avengers, she’s the Darkseid to my Justice League, she’s the covid to my lungs, she’s the Scar to my Mufasa, she’s the Titanic to my Jack, she’s the Shang Tsung to my Liu Kang, she’s the Alien to my Ripley, she’s the It to my Losers Club, she’s the Ezra Miller to himself, she’s the Pazuzu to my Merrin, she’s the Sauron to my entire Middle Earth, and because of that, she must be stopped. She’s the ultimate enemy of mankind, she’s the Devil itself, and the Devil must be expelled. She must face the fires of Mount Doom, only there she can be destroyed. She must go back to the shadows. She shall not pass. Evil shall not prevail, and by the power of review bombing and uncle Torrent, I promise you all that, in time, we will witness her downfall, in honor of all the fallen left behind by her woke orcs. In time, we will join together in the Sun; in time, we will help each other accomplish wonders, without her. And only then we can, and will return to the cinemas at peace again, as the free men and women we are, who will not accept to be told what and how to think, as free as we’ve always been. As free as we were born to be. Because I’m sure we will all be willing to trade all the days, from this day to the day of our deaths, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell KK that she may take our heroes, but she’ll never take our freedom. KK, you won many battles, you left us almost dying on the nostalgia floor (in a bad way), you betrayed us and betrayed all that’s sacred and pure in cinema. You took so much away from us, but those countless battles you won will not grant you the victory of this war. Not on our watch, as failure is not an option. We are fans of murdered franchises, admirers of murdered heroes, and we will have our vengeance, in this life or the next. You tried to make us believe that no one stays good in this world, that the world only makes sense if we force it to. You tried to make us doubt, but not anymore, as we already know that sometimes we have to take a leap of faith, and that the trust part comes later. You tried, but you didn’t succeed, because this is our world and it isn’t yours to conquer. You’re simply not one of us, maybe you’ll know now why we cry, but it’s something you can never do. We can be great people KK, and we wish to be. We only lacked the light to show the way, light that has always been there and that is slowly shining again. The promised light that is soon to come, for the night is darkest just before the dawn, and I promise you: the dawn is coming. KK, your time as a producer has been a speck in the span of our lives, you don’t know us. We will burn this wokeness down before we spend another minute living among these snowflakes. If we stick together, we will win. Because it’s not about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! And that’s what we do, and you, don’t. And maybe your wokees come and maybe they’re too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect cinema, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it. You may have the experience on this battlefield, you may have the money, and you may have the training. But the training is nothing, the will is everything: the will to act. The will we do have, and that you don’t. Regardless, you were a worthy opponent, I hope some day you reborn as a good producer to criticize you again, we will train hard, very hard to become even stronger than we are now. Goodbye, KK. Because you will fall, every dog has its day, as someone once said. And that day may be this day, as Aragorn once… did not say. May that day live in eternal glory, as the day you arrived already lives in infamy (I believe someone important said something like that some time ago). Ultimately, we must clear our minds from questions, and just do or do not, for there is no try. Our fight against wokeness must not permit such hesitations. If we don’t believe, that is why we’ll fail. By doing so we are beginning to believe, and we’re slowly realizing that there’s no spoon. That, when we are ready to face the wokees, we will not dodge bullets, because we won’t have to. We have to believe, we must free our minds, so when that day comes there shall be no place for doubt when we, all of us who need to be Avengers for our fallen comrades, are finally assembled for our last stand: ultimately, we will no longer doubt, not anymore, that the day will come when the world will declare in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the wokeness!” We will not finish, without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! That day, we’ll celebrate our true Independence Day! May God have mercy on your woke soul, KK. Because he may have it. We won’t. Amen.
@beloved-child
@beloved-child Жыл бұрын
Tell us how you really feel
@RaulGarfias
@RaulGarfias Жыл бұрын
@@beloved-childas long as KK keeps her butt glued to any production company’s seat… like crap tbh.
@lieschenmuller3042
@lieschenmuller3042 Жыл бұрын
Honestly? This is brilliant!
@xguy2950
@xguy2950 Жыл бұрын
Definitively agree (I aint reading allat)
@NiVoldiza
@NiVoldiza Жыл бұрын
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat
@ionutcristian9650
@ionutcristian9650 Жыл бұрын
The trunk joke is a killer. Keep up the good work mate.
@fredo1070
@fredo1070 Жыл бұрын
Dr Indiana Jones "a cross between James Bond and David Attenborough", pure genius!
@cozminr
@cozminr Жыл бұрын
0:08 look at her she hated his guts
@graham8789
@graham8789 Жыл бұрын
Created nothing destroyed everything she touched
@ViciousAlienKlown
@ViciousAlienKlown Жыл бұрын
How much money can one person lose a company before they're fired?
@Baensky
@Baensky Жыл бұрын
yes
@Xili84
@Xili84 11 ай бұрын
"More male than a NCAA championship"... That line slayed me :D well done!
@j.monton8172
@j.monton8172 Жыл бұрын
You forgot about Willow. So stunning, so brave.
@McClintockHostofTheOldSc-gb3kt
@McClintockHostofTheOldSc-gb3kt Жыл бұрын
Sound of freedom, an exposing film about sex trafficking, has blown this movie out of the water in 1 week in terms of ticket sales.
@lenerdcruz
@lenerdcruz Жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is just oozing out of my computer speakers.🤣
@greenflagracing7067
@greenflagracing7067 Жыл бұрын
KK once saved my dog from a mountain lion. Without her, all the orange juice in my fridge would have gone sour. Chuck Norris fears her. Thank you, KK, for the price of all the movie tickets I never bought.
@Complex_Addition
@Complex_Addition Жыл бұрын
Minus a BILLION dollars and she somehow still has a job ? 🤣
@canaldecasta
@canaldecasta Жыл бұрын
Very few critics can see her value like The Woke Critic. Not blinded by interiorized mysoginy, nothing but facts are said. In constant awe at the professionalism displayed on this Channel. A true ally. My only problem is that a woman should be the narrator. Althought he voices reason, he shouldnt speak for us women, regardeless of the situation.
@jcou6541
@jcou6541 Жыл бұрын
"Mace window" LOL!!!!!!
@4n6design
@4n6design Жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! And the perfect title. My childhood down the drain...
@lukecheshire7782
@lukecheshire7782 Жыл бұрын
My only issue with this channel is i found it early and cant spend days binge watching them all 😂
@chrisfisher4503
@chrisfisher4503 Жыл бұрын
This is some impressive sarcasm. Well done.
@philiphopkins9034
@philiphopkins9034 Жыл бұрын
Ngl, the "Mace Window" line cracked me up. 😂
@mrrandom1265
@mrrandom1265 Жыл бұрын
We shall smile when she retires, we shall laugh when she dies.
@rafterscott
@rafterscott Жыл бұрын
I have the original Indiana Jones movies on right now. Weird seeing KK's name in the credits all the way back in the 80s knowing what we know now.
@bradevans7935
@bradevans7935 Жыл бұрын
I watched "Temple of Doom" the other day. I agree, it's a bit jarring seeing her name splashed across the screen in the opening credits, ahead of all of the people who actually made the movie. Just remember that where it says "Associate Producer", it should read "coffee maker for the people with real talent and creativity".
@karmaspromise4626
@karmaspromise4626 Жыл бұрын
Finally, someone is giving her the praise she is owed. You just keep hitting those home runs, Disney!!! 👏 👏 👏
@kayef5724
@kayef5724 Жыл бұрын
incredible, she's beyond amazing who could've done a better job?
@andysalter7192
@andysalter7192 Жыл бұрын
My dirty socks !
@paulanderson2963
@paulanderson2963 Жыл бұрын
These crazy people who celebrate Rey defeating the Emperor at the end of the Star wars movie do realize that basically The descendant of one of the most evil Sith Lords is now one of the most powerful people in the galaxy right? She has basically eliminated anyone who could possibly oppose her "Reyn" of terror
@emancoy
@emancoy Жыл бұрын
The SARCASM is STRONG with this one
@nicholasdickens2801
@nicholasdickens2801 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget she made such a mark on Willow it was wiped from Disney+
@fusionmasterable
@fusionmasterable Жыл бұрын
Hahaha The mace window had me laughing
@Danioton
@Danioton Жыл бұрын
Until I saw this video I didn't realize how openly Kennedy has been stating for years that she was 'deconstructing' normal in favor of her girl boss agenda. Disney management must have been aware of and supporting this so they deserve the losses and looming troubles coming their way.
@jobsmine
@jobsmine Жыл бұрын
Love the funny and wittful writing on this. It deserves recognition and fame. Brilliant video sire.
@mrezgolucky
@mrezgolucky Жыл бұрын
Genius. Just genius.
@robertcompton5232
@robertcompton5232 Жыл бұрын
I like not knowing after 3 films who Snoke was, how the Emperor survived, who the Knights of Ren were, why Luke Skywalker wanted to disappear and yet left a map of where to find him just in case, how Finn and Rey became two goodie two-shoes with zero examples in their childhoods/lives to emulate, why Finn was opposed to killing for five minutes and then perfectly okay with killing his former comrades, why the Rebellion left a largely intact Death Star exist without completely destroying it (for a second time) and other questions like this.
@masterdeere
@masterdeere Жыл бұрын
I love it when Disney lose money
@esmolol4091
@esmolol4091 Жыл бұрын
She's as faithful to the Star Wars fanbase as Jada Pinkett Smith is to her husband.
@DanTrustsTheFathersPlan
@DanTrustsTheFathersPlan Жыл бұрын
Such a brilliant creative genius! I hope she writes a book soon.
@jaxonfreeman1756
@jaxonfreeman1756 Жыл бұрын
KK makes movies for a different audience than the original fans of Star Wars. It's just a small audience, simple as that.
@richardmcgowan1651
@richardmcgowan1651 Жыл бұрын
I hope she never leaves. She is doing such a good job at Lucas Film and maybe one day she becomes the head of Disney.
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Жыл бұрын
Before she becomes head of Disney, she needs to change the name of Lucas Film to Kennedy Film, because she took everything George made and perfected it. Then when she becomes head of Disney, she needs to change the name of the Walt Disney company to the Kathleen Kennedy Kompany….I mean Company, because she can’t have the legacy of a straight white man overshadow her at her company. So courageous, much progressive.
@ethandowdle88
@ethandowdle88 Жыл бұрын
​@geeebuttersnap2433 this is a joke right?
@supersaiyannigga5980
@supersaiyannigga5980 Жыл бұрын
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