Star Wars Outlaws: Girl bossed too close to the Sun!

[@BoozeGoon]

i mean hey, Ubisoft said to get used to not owning the game, and i wholly agree: by not buying them in the first place

[@GreyDez88]

I haven't bought an ubisoft game in over a decade. They can kick rocks

[@dermagnus8482]

​@@GreyDez88My last was 1990 for Atari ST called Zombi.😊

[@Ghost101]

They did it to the The Crew, and they'll do the same to Outlaw. Imagine $70 for it + dealing with a Toxic Community Manager and getting your copy revoked in the future - the Ubisoft experience in a nutshell. 🤪

[@Ozzystrayroo]

When they created all those pirate games they inspire the player to unfurl their own jolly roger. Truly an immersive experience

[@CharleyTheHobo]

I mean, revolving your life around materialistic goods is just as bad as not owning anything.

[@PrinsaVossum]

I like how they're proud that the protagonist is a "woman of color" in a universe with thousands of alien races, as if said alien races would care about a human's skin color.

[@FrCata]

"...Well, all your "inclusivity" and being proud of being another color is cool and all but for me you all taste the same, sorry i guess ?"

[@KaeYoss]

Funnily enough, in real Star Wars (i.e. before Disney became involved), there was something similar, except that the concept worked. The Empire had one alien admiral, Thrawn, who was a blue-skinned humanoid. This was significant because the Emperor was extremely speciesist, he hated all the non-humans. Yet Thrawn still managed to become an admiral. Because he was an absolute tactical genius. And he was able to glean a deep understanding of an alien race just by looking at their art. Just don't confuse the original Thrawn from Heirs to the Empire with the ridiculous version Disney had. That was a stupid person's idea of a smart person, since Disney doesn't have smart or talented writers. And of course this new uncanney valley poster child doesn't qualify at all, since she doesn't prevail against real discrimination, only pretend discrimination as thought up by another talentless, dumb writer.

[@ZuluZizo]

www.youtube.com/@PrinsaVossum Those "ponys" really like calling brown ponys 'coloured' and sees skin colour as something significant enough to fixate it. Says a lot about them.

[@squirrelsyrup1921]

​@@KaeYoss Much like Thrawn, I too can glean a deep understanding of a race just by looking at their art.

[@thesilverblueman]

@@KaeYoss with Thrawn it helped that the chiss were an offshoot of humanity

[@dieselpatches]

Lemme guess, Hannah Solo is a snarky quirky little scoundrel but underneath that tough exterior is a broken and misunderstood person.

[@Danamight87]

Spoilers bro, damn. Lol

[@TheMaleRei]

Naw. She's not broken or misunderstood. She's stunning and brave just as she is! It's the rest of the galaxy that is wrong!

[@ThatGuyNick_YT]

I love you dieselpatches

[@malcode9155]

Scoundrel? Scoundrel!? I like the sound of that.

[@HookersAndCoke]

With a heart full of gold! Don’t forget that awful, basic, lowly archetype used in every single OTHER game/movie!

[@jinenjuce]

"Star Wars Outlaw proves why we need a female protagonist" Yes, and Stellar Blade is actually giving us one.

[@Ozzystrayroo]

At this point i am more interested in how far they will abuse the zombie horse....this is pure necromancy show

[@natemitzel2670]

It’s not even a zombie at this point, they’re just beating a sun bleached rib cage

[@devonfree4781]

Necrophelia*

[@zekiel2533]

Lol on point

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

Necromancy implies that there's a soul involved at some point in the process. This is nothing more than Weekend at Bernies.

[@felixfelixfelix11]

Reduce, reuse, reanimate ♻️

[@paulmememan508]

A wise man once said "Ubisoft and StarWars, two companies that haven't gotten my money in years have combined forces to not get even more of my money" - some guy on the internet. As true today as it was when it was uttered.

[@Sam_Saraguy]

Yup, this looks like it has the ability to very seriously damage BOTH franchises.

[@keithfilibeck2390]

Mara Jade was already a "female han solo" and also an ex-sith and eventual wife to Luke Skywalker, but they made her non-canon.

[@Ozzystrayroo]

Because the mouse can't keep all the money to himself if they were to use them. And let's be real, none of us wanted her to be in his clutch with they way they handled female character.

[@jasonbaird1645]

I'm glad Disney never did anything with Mara Jade because they almost certainly would've ruined her character like they ruined everything else.

[@dymcym7372]

Well she’s a redhead, so we all know what modern Hollywood and Disney would have done there…..

[@Marinealver]

Because she married Luke. Women can't be Wife as it would BREAK their Strong Independence.

[@nathank2289]

I'm sure they wanted to make Reva the real Mara Jade. There's still season 2 though. She only got stabbed by a lightsaber. That's easy to get better from now.

[@AlphaBiggotz]

She can be a single mother and a Custodian? As a 40k fan I felt that...

[@Ozzystrayroo]

Alas, this is a dark time to be a 40k fan brother.

[@help_im_trapped_in_a_square]

Sorry about what happened to your fandom and franchise

[@satch5471]

We will ignore it and pretend it does not exist. Or meme it until everyone forgets about it being serious.

[@ARStudios2000]

Wait I don't get it what happened?

[@matebalazs1575]

@@ARStudios2000 Full woke: female space marines (not sisters of battle).

[@joelsalyer5544]

Star wars died the moment Disney took over and the EU was thrown out, this is just the corpse. What I especially find ironic is how despite bad-mouthing the EU Kathleen has never stopped robbing it of its iconic characters and doing them much worse than the EU did originally. I like to think the Star wars universe ended with The crucible novel

[@legoeasycompany]

I'll never forgive them for basically throwing out all of what made Thrawn great and then somehow trying to make him like the OG books with a school kid's attempt to copy.

[@falsehero2001]

Star Wars died when Greedo shot first.

[@surlyunicorn9461]

This isn’t even the corpse of Star Wars, it’s worse, it’s Buffalo Bill dancing around in the skin of Star Wars listening to Goodbye Horses. What a complete cluster.

[@Xfushion2]

What's ironic is that despite them de-canonizing the EU they as writers are just a bunch of hacks that couldn't come up with original ideas so they just took from the EU but bastardize them. Most notable example is Kylo Ren, guy is literally a discount Jacen Solo.

[@DeltaSpark8]

I used to say they needed to bring back Kyle Katarn. Not anymore.

[@Drifter2025]

We already had a story between Empire and Return. It's called Shadows of the Empire and will be light years ahead of anything Pissney could ever imagine.

[@MsOpportunity68]

Don't forget, TIE Fighter and X-Wing Alliance were also set between Empire and return as well, with the latter putting you in Lando Calrissian's shoes literally for the final assault on the 2nd Death Star.

[@Drifter2025]

@MsOpportunity68 I will never forget those amazing games! Even pod racing on N64 is going to be better than this trash game ubi

[@DadBodFit]

I remember when game companies gave us boxes filled with game soundtracks/ art books and other collectibles ontop of having the game itself for only $80.. does anyone else remember the era of "Collectors Editions"?

[@utarefson9]

Blazblue Calamity Trigger, an indie fighting in in 2010... 30€ for the game, an artbook and a 2 hours dvd explaining fighting games to western audiences...

[@DadBodFit]

@@utarefson9 I have a collectors edition for Warhammer Online Age of Reckoning from 2010 as well, it came with artbooks/a full 30 page graphic novel hard back/ a custom Warhammer orc miniature (metal btw) and the game and soundtrack and full cloth map of the world.. for $70 usd

[@Marcara081]

Then the market was flooded with the morons who don't realize that I can churn out 10 weapon skins an hour yet they pay $9.95 for them EACH.

[@SpeCifiC0507]

I still have a couple of the old Fallout collectors editions, back when games had art books, physical copies of manuals, etc. Believe it only cost me like $60 at the time. I get that inflation is a thing and all that, but it's still wild to me that games are sold digitally and somehow cost MORE than physical games 5/10 yrs ago. Even physical copies of games today are incredibly bare bones, they don't even ship with manuals anymore. Anyone remember when GTA used to come with a full fledged colored map of the entire game and some artwork? Then for RDR2 you had to "upgrade" to more expensive versions just to get a map.

[@Menorahdude]

@@SpeCifiC0507 Fakeflation*

[@astrahcat1212]

It USED to be that 'editions' of games were released AFTER the game became a hit.

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

Insulting gamers for what they want in games... Welcoming the mainstream into gaming feels so inclusive now.

[@Ozzystrayroo]

Pray that your favorite franchise never got mainstream, it only attracts parasite these days.

[@GibsMeMunny]

You aren't the demographic they want to include. On the contrary, you are the demographic they want OUT of the industry, as they've said many times. If only they knew how much they're like the colonizers they love condemning...

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

@@Ozzystrayroo I think its too late, they are everywhere now.

[@cartooncritique6625]

It makes as much sense as insulting the customers at a restaurant for wanting a cheeseburger instead of the chef's special. 😅

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@mcmarkmarkson7115 Just like herpes.

[@kiofea]

Kotaku: We need more female protaganists. Stellar Blade: exists Kotaku: NOT LIKE THAT!

[@rgbok5453]

It's a shame there's no release for PC. Would be all over that.

[@LilC1deep]

@@rgbok5453 true, I would be all over dat MC's b- um, forget I said anything...

[@zaskiaalsakila7248]

@@LilC1deepNah, Dragon's Dogma 2 female characters butt area looks nicer than Stellar Blade's Eve...

[@lowhp_comic]

Surprised they keep ignoring NieR Automata, the game with like 1 or 2 teen scanner male androids and 50 thousand powerful female androids

[@zaskiaalsakila7248]

@@lowhp_comicAnd also the earlier Yoko Taro game, Drakengard 3. 5 girls, superhuman girls, just over the preteen ages ruled the entire country and are our antagonists... While we control the 20s older sister, Zero... Has nice ps3 graphics breasts,yeah...Who has a sexy flower in eye... Wow early 2000s those were the days... Also Square Enix made Lightning aka Claire Farron of Final Fantasy 13 games and she's like litteraly in love with a young boy Hope who lost his Mom... Lightning cutscenes shes always in memory yeah!

[@Fraulein_Sausageball]

Remember: That RLM clip is years old now, and things have only gotten worse somehow.

[@Marinealver]

Which one?

[@Fraulein_Sausageball]

@@Marinealver Well, the Nerd Crew one is also years old, and they're saying "Very cool" ironically so... Both clips, I suppose.

[@ayanithtalreign]

"How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?" "It feels great!"

[@andyward8430]

Rlm is the best. I don’t know a single person in real life that watches their content though.

[@denkerbosu3551]

​​@@andyward8430 they're a hit or miss.

[@edwardp7725]

I love how their business model is "If we piss off our audience, we are doing the right thing". That isn't going to be sustainable for much longer, lol.

[@AsAugustSleeps]

I’ve worked in the tech industry and there is this weird system where as long as you can get funding you don’t have to make a profit. I’m fully convinced that the funding is all politically driven.

[@edwardp7725]

@@AsAugustSleeps Of course it is politically driven. This culture war is part of their agenda. That is obvious to anyone

[@RolandVanEoin]

@@AsAugustSleeps ESG

[@Robman0908]

Money laundering

[@rhiannonpoling1244]

"May the flop be with you, Disney and Ubisoft!"

[@Marinealver]

Beware the Dark Side of the Flop.

[@NuttachaiTipprasert]

Kotaku: "We need more female protagonists" Eve from Stellar Blade exists Kotaku: "No. Not that FEMALE protagonist!"

[@draxrdax7321]

"Customers hating the woke product prove that we need more female protagonists" - Aleeza Meerkatface

[@CleverGirlAAH]

FORCE. IT. DOWN. THEIR. THROATS. The logic is that we havent been exposed to it enough. And it's their job to do that... Remember Andrew Garfield and... Was it Rachel Zegler? Were saying "It's our job to show them better". They are the managing class and "Management is never wrong"

[@ThePopcultureman]

Us: "Oh, like Stellar Blade!" It: "No, not _that_ one!

[@genin69]

Thought it was Aleech Morecuntyface

[@ZuluZizo]

www.youtube.com/@draxrdax7321 "But plz do not ask for ATTRACTIVE female (me allowed still allowed to say "female", correct?) character." - Woketard

[@ThePopo543]

Heyyyy don't insult meerkats like that! You made Timon sad! >:(

[@therocinante3443]

I'm in IT... I was working on a ticket until I noticed the customer had they/them in the signature... I immediately stopped working on it and moved on to something else. Lol

[@Mosz]

I'll assume that the ticket identified as "resolved"?

[@joesomebody3365]

@@Mosz Their ticket should be identified as "irrelevant". Ha ha.

[@YouMissedBro]

Based

[@Lochias333]

PEBCAK

[@L1mp1nB1zk1t]

They just keep trying to make the dead monkey dance.

[@javiervalles9782]

“Whenever you see pronouns in the bio, you’re dealing with a jackass.” Bonus points for the Myers-Briggs classification

[@crispradt3811]

game publishers fake their way into hyping their game by creating bots,fake positive reviews,etc,and then surprised that the game sales is underperformed???,like,do they expect the bots to buy the game too?

[@taags]

Yeah I dont think the bots will buy the game.

[@ForeverLaxx]

They expect the majority of consumers to just accept the obvious bots as legitimate, or not be aware of what's going on and essentially buy the game on blind hype alone. They think it works like the film industry (though that's starting to slip, too) where a few short previews/commercials and buzzwords are all you get to decide if you're watching or not. The games industry doesn't work that way, and even worse, they're catering to a population that doesn't have any money to even pretend to support it. It will take another 3-5 years, if we're lucky, before the publishing companies finally figure it out. It always takes forever for businesses to wake up, especially when they've spent a decade doubling down.

[@troyousmaximus]

The bots are supposed to convince us to buy it.

[@squirrelsyrup1921]

The bots are envious of our humanity and our Freedom

[@SirDankington]

​@@squirrelsyrup1921That's an easy problem to solve, ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇

[@KimimaruOnara]

My”games I will never buy or own” collection is getting massive

[@MirandaSinistra]

They're doing these actresses DIRTY in mocap.

[@gjtrue]

Some brainlet on Twitter/X tried to explain how difficult 3D scanning is and how it's imperfect. Odd how it's not an issue overseas or here in the west just a few years prior.

[@ARStudios2000]

That's what I've said too ​@@gjtrue

[@rainbowsnek]

@@gjtrue also odd is how it almost never seems to be an issue for men. it's only an issue for women. only men are allowed to be sexy and aesthetically pleasing in media... huh, that sounds kind of familiar. Misogyny maybe? how strange!

[@Marinealver]

Can you do the dirty in a mocap suit?

[@Marcara081]

MOCAP companies should sue for making their tech look like it's defective.

[@binarysurfer5066]

That 'feels great' clip at the start...really hits me in the feels as someone who's earliest clear childhood memory is watching the first Star Wars with the family on Cineprojector at home on the living room wall and being wow'ed by it. One of the problems with having been on this planet over 40 years, is that you see everything you loved get chewed up, ingested and spat out like a puppy's vomit, then re-ingested with glee by the NPC's as you weep.

[@SpardaDVLKing3]

I honestly thought the female lead was some type of new alien species from the movie. lol

[@AscendantStoic]

Space gremlin 😅

[@RichardWatt]

​@@AscendantStoicSpace Liz Truss! Aka Space Lettuce! 😅

[@seb2750]

I actually thought it was Kurt Russell doing Escape from Tattoine

[@RobNeeth]

Crazy how all our ancestors, for all of recorded history, all agreed that women shouldn't have power. Crazy coincidence.

[@Marcara081]

The problem fixes itself. All immigration comes from Patriarchal countries. So they're importing patriarchy i.e. positive birthrate society. So...yeah. Won't last much longer.

[@Menorahdude]

It's almost like their brains are literally smaller...

[@TurtleChad1]

There's nothing wrong with having feminine/attractive female characters in video games.

[@ItsAGundam]

you have been reported for P**n brain

[@moonshineblues204]

No! We want to show our chin hairs and skin flaps in video games!!! So You think of us😂😂

[@Kyle-lv7sw]

I swear they made the Asari ugly 1st in Andromeda....feel like they ruined my childhood​@ItsAGundam

[@666slateran666]

​@@ItsAGundamincel vibes

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

The left unironically hating 70-75% of women because they don't look ugly is something I never thought I'd live to see.

[@shnorkeythefourth4572]

“Well I’m single and ugly, so I guess I’ll play” Gundam you can’t wire tap my computer mic when I buy dragons dogma 2 it’s illegal in most states

[@Gabes_Game_Cave]

This one really gets me because the model they used for Ma'am Solo is hot.

[@MechAdv]

Actor(or actress if you prefer) is attractive. The character “model” is not. Not trying to be pedantic, but model implies the sale of one’s image, when the image of the actor is the thing being brutalized here. lol

[@deezulboy]

2:14 hahahaha i knew it reminded me of something but i couldn't put my finger on it!

[@hailstorm1986]

Disney will never get the hint that they have killed Star wars and yet they continue to cornhole the corpse that remains.

[@Marcara081]

Until you get that it's a humiliation ritual and they're torturing something sacred to men on purpose.

[@danyo6317]

@@Marcara081yea we are the target in that sense . but the real target of these agendas is the children of parents who just simply don’t pay attention

[@danyo6317]

@@Marcara081where’d u get that notion that it’s a humiliation ritual ? cause i know i’ve heard it before somewhere

[@Marcara081]

@@danyo6317 Soviet Russia. Mao's China. 1984. That's what they did: demoralization.

[@latt.qcd9221]

I'm glad there's more women as CEO's. Maybe as more and more of these industries go down in flames and more of these IP's are destroyed, people's pattern recognition will finally start to kick in.

[@KokomoJuggalo]

Star Wars was over the moment George signed it over.

[@BungieStudios]

He was like let it burn. He probably knew Kathleen would burn down Disney which is why he sided with Iger to keep the fire burning.

[@DarksideGmss0513]

It was over the moment he made the prequels.

[@themanwithnoname1839]

​@@DarksideGmss0513wow, you sound like a sequel defender..... I bet youre the type to watch godzilla for the humans story

[@DarksideGmss0513]

@@themanwithnoname1839 not really big on Godzilla movies cause I haven't seen a lot of them.

[@zippyparakeet1074]

​@@DarksideGmss0513 Prequels are awesome wdym. They're literally the most unique era in Star Wars. In depth universe politics, unique factions, unique character designs, unique settings, so much variety, great characters. It and the entire prequel era was awesome.

[@defectiveindustries]

"Why are you burying me man? I'm alive" "I know"

[@DrakeTimbershaft]

All those photos of people making the “equal” sign with their arms reminds me of the Swedish anti-grape song and dance, “Stop! Don’t touch me there! This is my No-No Square!” *cheesy Casio synth music*

[@RomanCigić]

If they removed one arm from that pose it would have been a more avcurate representation of their actual goals

[@wythore]

Fun fact, it was actually from Finland, not Sweden

[@thefool8224]

thank you, i was trying to forget it, now it wont stop doing the tune in my head

[@DrakeTimbershaft]

@@wythore I stand corrected. It’s the sort of things the Finns would come up with. There’s not a drop of Viking warrior blood in them, otherwise, they would offer the grapist’s head as a tribute to Odin.

[@Npc1488-wc1kf]

My no no square is my wallet

[@PappyGunn]

Trans Solo.

[@street1111]

Bad glands Solo was the funniest I heard from my 14 yo niece but gonna tell her bout this..lol

[@SavageGameHawk]

😂😂😂😂

[@inspector2363]

We must've had a least 6 female Han Solos now... Dr Aphra, Jyn Erso, the Chick from Galaxys Edge...

[@Hello-bi1pm]

I thought Aphra was Lara Croft

[@metronome8471]

Seriously Do they just not wan t to make a Rey Palpatine game

[@hellacoorinna9995]

Can't play anything but humans or twi'lek. Guess aliens are stuck being NPCs.

[@reddeaddude2187]

How would I describe the relationship between modern Disney and Star Wars fans? To quote that fish from SpongeBob: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!"

[@Ashkihyena]

F Ubisoft and Disney.

[@SouthernVenom95]

Was just about to type the same thing. Who are they trying to appeal to anyway? They already gave a finger to the true fan base and Disney's Marvel is vomiting into our mouths.

[@BFPerry220]

Buddy, with that profile pic I'm sure you would f if you could.

[@Marcara081]

UBI - OMNI - COMMIE Soft

[@brayanargandonaflorentino548]

I really wanna sue Ubisoft, I'm not even joking this time

[@Misery7531]

Come up with better insults man

[@Bat-Twenty-Two]

I don't think the character looks as ugly as others say, but it is really eye-rolling watching her small frame and slim arms rocking large characters like they're featherweights.

[@inkermoy]

Remember that Wendy's ad with the Soviet Fashion Show and every outfit is the same? That's what our entertainment looks like now. XD

[@steveanderson6170]

Beach wear!

[@inkermoy]

@@steveanderson6170 Eveningveer...Veery Nice!

[@rlopez8630]

​@@steveanderson6170EVENING WEAR!!

[@helix6206]

3:48 "Wokerriors Come out to TheyYyYyYY🎶🎶"

[@NthnLikeCodeine]

0:59 Gundam said indigenous like he was thinking about every time his family pissed him off 😭😭

[@ytnukesme1600]

"not having to do someone else's emotional labor" the pure lack of self awareness on these people. 😅

[@tetsujin64]

Ubisoft has been dead to me about 3 Assassin's Creeds and 3 Far Crys ago.

[@metube1744]

Lol only that recently?

[@freshlybittenpillow77]

I stuck with them loosely until they killed ghost recon with breakpoint.

[@Mr.Brownstain-xf2ne]

They got to Warhammer 40k aswell ,there are now female custodies ,which means nothing means anything and soon we'll see female space marines

[@cmoore2541]

Doing that takes away the uniqueness of the sisters of battle and the sisters of silence. Female space marines and custodies are pointless lol.

[@AscendantStoic]

The man-jaw industrial complex strikes again and claims a new victim.

[@GibsMeMunny]

Out with the male-gaze, in with the trans-gaze.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@GibsMeMunnyout with the male gaze, in with the male gays

[@EvilExcalibur]

I love the latest NPC line of "it's just bad lighting". Easily the laziest cope of theirs. Guess light itself is patriarchal and sexist as it never impacts the men in these games. Also that one "what equality means to me" dude with the nail polish had nothing but soft bigotry to share yet none of the self awareness needed to keep it to himself. Belongs in a circus, that one.

[@tkps]

I wonder if the second last guy who says some need a leg up to get 'equality' realises that the current most disadvantaged group in the UK who have been for a number of years now is white boys from the North of England? Does he agree they need that leg up and is he willing to publicly say so?

[@themourac229]

Creative mind. 😂😂😂. GUNDAM, you’re descriptions are the best!!!

[@steveramundo4946]

Makes me sick I guess they don't ever want my money

[@juddzimmermann328]

The modern business model....Let's chase off the crowds that have made our products popular in hopes of getting a new crowd that really doesn't use our product. Games, stores, food, drinks, movies....the list is endless.

[@Demisable_Warth]

Exactly!! Sometimes I wish us men would be petty and do the same nonsense to products that women like and buy…

[@juddzimmermann328]

@@Demisable_Warth We could bud lite and say we are trans women

[@Demisable_Warth]

@@juddzimmermann328 lol. Well, I will leave that up to the soft guys. Apparently it is the soft guy era.

[@rgbok5453]

They are going the "cryptobro" route, making a game that panders to an audience that will only buy it for a non-gaming motive.

[@RolandVanEoin]

They're not going for new customers, that's just the excuse, they're going for the BlackRock money through a high ESG score. Just like damn near every other every other western company.

[@ricardozk]

0:01 welcome, timed viewers.

[@mr.melancholy4973]

Disney StarWars + Ubisoft + always online + Gremlin with Eddie Van Halen's hair + Community Manager being nasty + absurd price tag = absolute trashfire failure.

[@AlabamaGolfer]

lol, Eddie Van Halen hair has me dying 😂

[@squirrelsyrup1921]

Where are my Fn lootboxes

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

Video Game Industry goal in 2024: Getting society used to men in dresses.....

[@maverick9357]

You know whats confusing? Thr fact people support the ugly female characters. Like game studios make the male look awesome and sometimes look like his actor. But they always make the female ugly and not look like her actress. And im just confused that no women are calling it sexist or anything like that. Most people just support it

[@archstanton9073]

It is weird. Like the model for the main character in Control is gorgeous but they gave her an underbite in the game that made her look like a barracuda.

[@rdowg]

Dude the outlaws MC looks exactly like her actor, and she's attractive when youre not looking at stills grabbed mid-animation lop

[@TheStarshipGarage]

They want to fight against the stigma of females in video games being sexualized. And instead of going the tasteful route, they have to make the character hit every branch of the ugly tree. It really is sexism. Though, with the lead game developers being women, it makes sense that the men are the only attractive ones, ironically enough.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Women hate each other.That is why lesbian couples have higher rates of abuse. Seeing a hotter chick get thrown into the ugly tree must be cathartic to them.

[@Big_Tyrone138]

They will only support other women as long as they don't make them feel insecure.

[@AlleyKatPr0]

The funny thing is that NOT ONE PERSON thought to use the meme that included the episode of Star Trek Voyager 'Drone' where a borg does the same gesture to teleport. The timestamps and episode numbers are as follows: ST:YOY S5EP2 'DRONE' TI: [40.20] The drone initiates their own teleport, ironically after being told by seven of nine that the borg will attempt to assimilate the Drone. The arm/hand gesture is identical.

[@sharkdentures3247]

"What 'Equality' means to me. . " - Thank you for eliminating the last vestige of approval I had for "Equality"!

[@panzer00]

They say equality but what they really mean is equity.

[@IvanTheHorrible]

"Equality" is the demand of the incompetent to handicap the competent.

[@raskolnikovii1191]

2:37: LOL I don't expect that

[@Proud_Sex_Dungeon_Owner]

I like to think Stu is one of the many personalities gundam developed after living in New York for so long.

[@Zero_2500]

Disney is making the Joker burning money in the Dark Knight look like an amateur 😂🤣🤣 Stack that cash up Bobby!

[@andrewking4301]

Let's be honest we all knew this was going to happen. I just wish they would make their own garbage IPs instead of ruining our favorites.

[@taags]

They can’t because nobody would buy anything from their new ips.

[@KazuhiraMiller46]

That's the point, destroy everyone else stuff so that only their trash remains. Wake up already

[@Ozzystrayroo]

Brand recognition is all they got and strived.

[@WokioWolfy]

They only have 1 or 2 IPs

[@squirrelsyrup1921]

Evil cannot create, etc. JRRT

[@RigbyWilde]

01:24 another huge red flag is when the person proudly puts their MBTI type in the profile. It's just a personality trait, not an achievment to show others. It became just another rotulation

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

With that chin and jawline are we even sure "girlbossed" is the correct term?

[@rucker69]

it's catchier than "androgenated-bossed"

[@Marcara081]

Hugo-bossed.

[@fiveforbiting]

Everyone that wants equality, already has it. Keep it up, by crying "wolf", and lose it completely.

[@jaewok5G]

tl,dr; they're going to keep doing it until you stop complaining and just accept it. see also, "the beatings will continue until morale improves", "stop struggling"

[@Marcara081]

I can't wait for hockeymask time.

[@FrahdChikun]

People are gonna move on before they accept this detrimental ideology

[@christopherknowles]

It’s awesome that they got Noel Fielding to do the face scans and mocap for the main character.

[@courtneytyree-jones8563]

"Close your eyes. What do you see?" Stellar Blade out Saling Star Wars Outlaws!

[@ExileTwilight]

If only it was available on PC :

[@rgbok5453]

​@@ExileTwilightthey are gonna make so much money on it. I feel like they might consider porting it over if it sells well.

[@fangedwolf4581]

i hope Hate buying doesn't become a thing.

[@PulverizerA]

@ 3:47 Straight up, that's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that face. Warriors... come out to play-ay. I was trying to think of the guy's name.🤣

[@MeritoriousLee]

I laughed so hard seeing the head of David Patrick Kelly from the Warriors on Kay Vess.

[@Chameleon1616]

“Not having to do people’s emotional labour” I can criticise the statement for sounding callous, entitled, and selfish, but I can’t criticise it as a flaw of equality, because for the life of me I can’t figure out the connection to it.

[@kingbaby8761]

My problem isnt with the female main character or her appearance. My problem is that none of these people in charge of any video game or movie productions these days have the slightest clue how to write a proper story.

[@shadowchild8592]

A lot of them can hardly make something functioning let alone entertaining.

[@XVa-uj8m]

Ummm this isn't Japan. Most storywriters in the West wouldn't be caught DEAD doing anything but writing novels or for TV and movies. It is considered slumming it. The big industries in Japan are Anime and video games. Nuff said.

[@Scriptures_K]

@@XVa-uj8m And anime and its creation (weebs) was a crime against Humanity.

[@rantaroamami8177]

@@Scriptures_K U Mad Bro?

[@mirceazaharia2094]

My problem is with both of these factors.

[@Maddog3060]

"Mama always said, 'stupid is as stupid does'." -Forest Gump, CEO Bubba-Gump Shrimp Co.

[@CheemsReads]

Star Wars is the pinnacle of Frankenstein's reboots.

[@Lord_Deimos]

Million dollar corporations attacking their customers because they don't like their products is something straight out of a South Park episode. Their hubris has gone unpunished for too long.

[@ravenshrike]

Now now, she's clearly the secret love child of the guy from The Warriors and Emilio Estevez.

[@garrettviewegh9028]

Gave up on Disney Star Wars years ago. BoBF tested my faith, Mandalorian season 3 finally broke it. All the content before Disney, is my headcannon. Even the EU, and Clone Wars.

[@MarcusHardyDJDirtyOne]

I'd say, "why not a Shadows of the Empire" remake, but then I came to my senses....

[@seb2750]

Dear lordy no, lol, let us keep our fond memories of it. Glad it didnt happen ... yet

[@hellacoorinna9995]

You mean "Rise of Palpatine"?

[@Splitter4416]

Because this IS the Shadows of the Empire remake, for modern audiences. RIP Dash Rendar.

[@bjackson7886]

This is literally the first time I've even heard about this game

[@moonshineblues204]

I mean, in all fairness, all of humanity is up in flames 🎉🎉🎉

[@Sam_Saraguy]

The left ruins everything, even gaming.

[@md_vandenberg]

"You can't change the world," says the Ubisoft community manager. "You can only change your response to it," she continues to say while not doing either.

[@ctcjackie]

The most amazing thing for me is them charging 70 euros for a game considering the fact that not one month ago they decided to delete another one of their games from their customers' libraries. Why would someone want to buy a Ubisoft game after that, nevermind pay a minimum of 70 euros on it?

[@Marcara081]

If I can't actually own it then I can't actually steal it. That's how I see 'digital libraries'.

[@bigbabolat]

The woman looks like Matt Damon from Team America World Police.

[@Treasure_hunter_21]

Why female Han Solo? Why they wont let her be an actual character..... OH right..... THE MESSAGE!!!!

[@gotafarmyet4691]

Main character looks like the dude from the Warriors, except now chanting "Over Priced, we make you pay e ya"

[@donlewis470]

Ubisoft: Get used to not owning games. Me: Then get used to me not playing your games.

[@rgbok5453]

Three words "download" "seed" "ratio"

[@Soridan]

Gundam, they want to be CEOs because they looked at that study re:psychopathy amongst CEOs and felt represented and inspired.

[@legacymse7095]

7:12 I thought "finally a male dev, let's see what he has to say" but then I saw his fingernails and the classic T word thrown in there for no reason

[@rhatikeo]

being ugly is ok wanting to make everything ugly out of bitterness is NOT

[@littlehorror1057]

It's all an insurance scam. Companies take out big insurance claims on things like this and when a studio fails there's a big payout. So make it TO fail and claim they made *insert amount* money to investors using the words "overall we made *insert amount* off of this product."

[@thelastmotel]

This. All they need is a different name on each insurance document. Uwe Boll made a career out of movies that tanked so that he could claim on policies that he got other people to take out on his projects.

[@ehrenstillman4776]

...ever seen the Producers?

[@Ozzystrayroo]

And the insurance companies never wisened up to such scam? Something is not right here

[@Knights_Oath]

Its a giant tax scam that also pushes and agenda. BlackRock gives "investment funds" to get these awful projects made. Then when they fail, both companies get tax writeoffs and breaks from a capital loss. So they don't lose anywhere near as much and get to push an agenda.

[@GeneralChangFromDanang]

@@Ozzystrayroo They're probably in on it and are more than happy to jack up the rates of other customers to make up the difference.

[@Jacobarbogast]

When I see that thing with the hands they're all doing, all I see is the blitzball/yevon prayer from FFX

[@bertieb7811]

I just cant believe what they did to such a beautiful woman haha she should sue the company for defamation of character

[@BruhZerk]

Bruh when you said Jabba the Hut and showed Nikacado I lost it 😂

[@JumpCutThis]

Hate-watched The Anti-Social Network on Netflix this weekend-this entire subcat of society seem poised to erect statues to honor Sarkeesian, Quinn and Wu in iconoclastic fashion without even a hint of irony.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Should have pirated.Hate Watching is dumb,it just makes this crap look better.

[@JumpCutThis]

@@naamadossantossilva4736 literally WUT? How tf do you know how I watched? Do you really think people are dumb enough to openly admit to illegalities online? Wait strike that. I’ve seen enough morons who willfully film their nonsense and post.

[@raggens]

Nah, they consider Brianna Wu alt-right now bc she stopped drinking the Kool-Aid and stopped being an automaton ran by their ideology

[@joesomebody3365]

Agreed with the 1st reply. Don't hate watch. If you simply must see it, pirate it.

[@Parasiteve]

The thumbnail looks like the main dude from spinal tap 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ComposedSage75]

They not only did the irl face model wrong for how they made the character in the game but the inexcusable price for it shows how these people hate gamers and fun.

[@taags]

Well she can’t claim they use her likeness 😂

[@inkermoy]

Sue for defamation!

[@krisius1]

“Warriors…come out to play-yay….warriors…come out to play-yay….”

[@danielsdimension2003]

I'm sick of video game studios making beautiful women ugly. Sony made Mary Jane hideous in Spider-Man 2.

[@anon_laughing_man]

Remember that South Park episode where Lucas and Spielberg were graping Indiana Jones? Yeah, that is KK and Iger with Star Wars right now.