'Imagine you're a stalker' please i've been dating a girl for 2 years and she don't even know about it
@guartis6 жыл бұрын
Where's your fucking medal? Btw i'm dating the same girl since i saw that anime. That girl doesn't even know i exist. That girl doesn't even Exist. My life doesn't even exist. Help me.
@Roonasaur6 жыл бұрын
2 years? LOL - I'm going on 12. XD
@Roonasaur6 жыл бұрын
((kill me now, pls))
@StarboyXL95 жыл бұрын
This comment wins this comments section. I died laughing.
@onekinkydipswitch17735 жыл бұрын
Oui oui
@gamercatsz54417 жыл бұрын
Koreans in Gold League? I always thought they went straight to Master? strange...
@calebwright5687 жыл бұрын
Haha that makes sense
@Runenschuppe7 жыл бұрын
He might be a noob. Bought the game yesterday and this is his first game (placement match).
@TheDarkToes7 жыл бұрын
Probably Asian region... only one Asian to rule them all, somebody has to lose. Haha
@Kalenz12346 жыл бұрын
silver in korea= diamond everywhere else
@Adeon556 жыл бұрын
Shamefur dispray.
@jonbro327 жыл бұрын
This was not a preemptive gg or BM. It was reds fault for being a douche and not leaving when his stalkers died. Which was inevitable due to his bad micro. Red forced blue to kill every last building which causes the game to end promptly . So blue saying gg right before was not BM but the best he could do.
@RockyLXXXVIII6 жыл бұрын
He didn’t rage quit the game would instantly end. The red was just salty and dragged the game on far longer than he should’ve just to spite his opponent
@hellcopterts88956 жыл бұрын
Etiquette states you should not type GG BEFORE the losing side does. If he doesnt think that was a good game, there is no reason for you to type GG other then to piss your oponnent. And even if red was a douche does not justify blue being a douche as well.
@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken6 жыл бұрын
He wasn't being a douche though. He saw what buildings he had left, which was nothing, with one whole pylon, meaning he couldn't field an army. It was over lol.
@danielpiechowicz28986 жыл бұрын
I dont leave till my last building is dead. I was losing badly once. All my buildings besides a few were done. Dude like left to take a shit or something and I killed him with the few troops i had left. Never gg, never surrender.
@jihoonkim97667 жыл бұрын
I think the nickname of the red Protoss is "killer stress (킬러 스트레스)" backwards in Korean. It has nothing to do with "scatterd" though. Google Translate is probably being silly :P
@LowkoTV7 жыл бұрын
Ah snap! I just used Google Translate. Scattered sounded pretty cool.
@ckwkta887 жыл бұрын
well his base are ahh... scattered
@AHNKUK7 жыл бұрын
Jihoon Kim 또 국뽕질 시전하는 김치국 국뽕민국 클라스.
@lawlivelaugh7 жыл бұрын
LOL it DIRECTLY translates to Killer Stress in romanized English what the heck did Google Translate get 'scattered' from
@BeeBird7 жыл бұрын
If you write it backwards, yes.
@jakobesparza7 жыл бұрын
"The dark Templar, also known as the DANK templar" XD
@asbjelasulejmani85857 жыл бұрын
Needs meme council and dank shrine to train.
@RomulusJr7 жыл бұрын
aren't they?
@mylesprospero81057 жыл бұрын
cringe
@shmidd857 жыл бұрын
Thats germand and means thanks am i right? ;) Thanks mr.templar!
@jensrobot7 жыл бұрын
@Martin thats "Danke" but close enough ;)
@niklasstahl987 жыл бұрын
'Imagine you're a stalker' Lowko 2017 lol
@mulder19797 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, 'imagine'?
@snix76137 жыл бұрын
^lol
@flovnes6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dylanlafreniere34793 жыл бұрын
That zero army supply at 16 minutes is just so crazy to me lol.
@godonomas7 жыл бұрын
3 forge 1 upgrade? new meta
@voidyland15547 жыл бұрын
next episode: 1 forge 3 upgrades qued up
@JeemixGaming6 жыл бұрын
:D
@georgehuestis35306 жыл бұрын
I call rule 34.
@zachdugan73204 жыл бұрын
Forges offer way more HP for their cost than do void rays.
@KellyHirano7 жыл бұрын
Lowko is filling my years old Husky void for these replays. This was a great one, thanks, dude!
@calliph6 жыл бұрын
RIP husky
@jesuswithbuddha5 жыл бұрын
H to the usky husky :(
@richardfeynman23317 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, red was so far ahead at one point, he should have gone out earlier, and it would have been an ez win
@agoogleuser56037 жыл бұрын
All of the stalkers are derping in the back xD
@Dark89Avenger7 жыл бұрын
Those replays send by low ranking players are actually my favorite :D . They are so entertaining to watch, specially with Lowko's commentary
@Trades467 жыл бұрын
Korean player has critical amount of blink Stalker which is best counter for mass Void Rays...then proceeds to run them into the grinder with Prismatic alignment active. Is this Gold or Wood league?
@JustPixelNoIDontWantAnyNumbers6 жыл бұрын
Its Plastic, obviously!
@jekubfimbulwing53706 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Iron Pyrite!
@aaaagamedev35244 жыл бұрын
hydrogen league
@russcargill84987 жыл бұрын
Lowko, I always love watching your videos. You're always so insightful and happy. And I do smile after your videos :)
@LowkoTV7 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Happy to hear that.
@Newnewhuman7 жыл бұрын
I like how he "gasp"!
@erikkarlsson91926 жыл бұрын
Lmao "insightful"
@348joey6 жыл бұрын
5:47 It keeps his opponent from knocking down the rocks, as that would bypass his wall completely. The cannon keeps melee units away from the rocks
@mrlizardman80007 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, it's not like calling "gg" while enemy has an army and few bases, because you are so confident you will win. It's literally your opponent has no production, is revealed and only has few buildings left and you have 20 or so Voidrays... It is "gg" and it's not like he called "gg easy" or something.
@dm34025 жыл бұрын
The reason you see professionals quit RIGHT when the army battle outcome is decided. Shows great knowledge and skill as well as props to the opponent.
@BoxStudioExecutive5 жыл бұрын
@@dm3402 except idra who ff's RIGHT BEFORE the battle even starts
@dm34025 жыл бұрын
@@BoxStudioExecutive He'd never do that, you must've had an hallucination.
@BoxStudioExecutive5 жыл бұрын
@@dm3402 lol...you serious?
@SirBrainTrain5 жыл бұрын
@@BoxStudioExecutive r/woosh
@murderhobo22696 жыл бұрын
The commentary - I am in tears xDDD "what a noble act of Mr. Probe here"
@catmanraspen27 жыл бұрын
I love your videos! Especially the ones where you cast professional games! :D Keep up the good work!
@LowkoTV7 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@asbjelasulejmani85857 жыл бұрын
I love the live games more, since i'm kinda new to the game, i like to see him playing.
@neilzaza15017 жыл бұрын
The 2nd way you pronounced Mathieu was actually spot on Lowko, good job.
@greathungerer23727 жыл бұрын
Lowko I have to say that I have subbed to many KZbin's for various games I like, but you are the one guy i always watch every video and I am entertained every time. Thank you for the quality content, u rock.
@Elucidator-6 жыл бұрын
If this is gold league nowadays, I might actually stand a chance if I decide to come back into the game.
@georgehuestis35306 жыл бұрын
I've been watching pro starcraft and feeling bad about myself. This gave me a lift.
@eduardowada3585 жыл бұрын
I played warcraft 3 for a few years, recently (less than a month), I watched the Alphastar demonstration and decided start playing StarCraft by just copying Alphastar's mass stalker strategy because I think I have good micro. Just doing single base mass stalkers every game, using the resources and having reasonable micro placed me in gold, and the games I lost had stupid mistakes like me flying over my opponent's probes with an oracle but not knowing how to turn the cannons on because I hadn't read the skills.
@dannygjk5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardowada358 XD
@nickmagrick77027 жыл бұрын
I havent played SC in years, but this multiplayer map seems fantastic. Reminds me of some good oldschool maps. a bit small though
@finalfantasy37066 жыл бұрын
7:38 yes mass recall perfect play
@ZC.Andrew7 жыл бұрын
LOL look you got so uppity when he sent all those probes to the left! Haha! Yet you do it in your usual happy, energetic style. Love it!
@eddminefraps21817 жыл бұрын
A P P A R E N T L Y
@MonkeymanBoss7 жыл бұрын
Eddmine Fraps H O W E V E R
@gfg16517 жыл бұрын
im already drunk
@Roman-uc3bs5 жыл бұрын
His opponent was AFK, so he had to say GG for him.
@NiraSader6 жыл бұрын
*builds a pylon in the enemy base *adds a forge "We all know where this is going"
@General_Fiye7 жыл бұрын
Oooh I was watching your real scale videos, again, and i checked my subs. Came straight to this
@grasakfairy89695 жыл бұрын
Imagine you’re a stalker, you’ve trained so long just to become a warrior for Auir, and then you just die... that’s very inappropriate and very sad.” This, this is why you’re the best SC commentator.
@m0b1usace7 жыл бұрын
Actually that mass recall does make sense. There was only 3 patches of gold mins left, the other base was completely full. So it is better to move most of your workers there since there are more available patches to mine from and build just 4 or so more probes at the old one. Remember gold bases mine out so much faster than normal.
@SundayFoggyNotions5 жыл бұрын
I HATE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!! I didn't get the reference to the U2 plane with the spiky guys hair and sunglasses until AFTERWARDS!! Delayed ninja pun execution style.... COMPLETED!! My eyes are still stuck in the back of my head! LOL!!
@Salchipapafied7 жыл бұрын
"In just a matter of seconds" -- Lowko's mantra
@aurorabyrd61047 жыл бұрын
8:55 but if you think about it, the probes would be further away from the enemy, meaning that any army would need to go through the photon cannons to get to the probes
@MugenYomi7 жыл бұрын
In Mat's defense, there were double+ mineral patches in the bottom left. If he left half at the other, I think he might still be overmining from it for nothing, idle probes are idle. No worth. Getting rid of the gold faster just means his opponent has a lower chance to be able to get anything from it later. As far as I can tell, the blue liquid is likely an LCL/Bacta equivalent. Shock absorption and keeping the crippled protoss alive.
@kosan4137 жыл бұрын
This game was absolutely crazy from beginning to end
@misturanderson5 жыл бұрын
Very lively commentary. I quite enjoyed this game more because of it
@zxKAOS16 жыл бұрын
10:50 Huh... I figured that them Stalkers would be able to put a bigger dent into that squad of Void Rays if they focus fired, but, avoid engaging them when they're powered up?
@TheSunbr05 жыл бұрын
Damn lowko just roasting scattered haha
@TheIndignation7 жыл бұрын
Just the first words "Gold League Protoss vs Protoss" and that basically just confirms the title right there.
@pop5678eye6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant start. Boneheaded follow-up. Wasting stalkers AND then repeating the same mistake? When you KNOW your opponent massed void rays?
@salimgamer77637 жыл бұрын
ah the fresh cheese the best cheese my fav cheese
@ViolosD2I7 жыл бұрын
Mass Void Ray is fresh? Was just going to say same as when I last played SC2 years ago.
@guartis6 жыл бұрын
I remember the ol' Starcraft. When i was that stupid, that i massed everything that i could in every game. Mass Thor, Mass Voidray, Mass Mothership (?), Mass Carrier and mass Ultralisk, aah that was a gg easy for the opponent, i mean, i was weak af
@andreyibragimov47686 жыл бұрын
I tried molden cheese. Ain't as good as the fresh cheese. But scotish cheese is also good. But however I wouldn't like cheese, cheesy strategies are still not going out for me. Why? Because I'm that of a noob.
@jypweb6 жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite cast.
@SomeGuy-nr9id6 жыл бұрын
Used to c rush with forward forge. Later gate as well it just means you intend to take your opponents base its a sign of commitment.
@valentine7ethan7 жыл бұрын
i believe the "blue blood" for stalkers is actually a fluid used to sustain the injured protoss warrior
@CalciumChief6 жыл бұрын
19:47 Thank you. When in Overwatch the winning team instantly GGs as soon as they see the "victory" text and I bring attention to it, I get called triggered, or salty, or too sensitive.
@DarkAssasin2617 жыл бұрын
Mathieu is french btw Lowko
@DoomStarRequiem7 жыл бұрын
This map is the most fun map on the ladder in my opinion. So many choke points, routes for sneak attacks. Going air isn't bad either.
@lfodiwsw6 жыл бұрын
I enjoy your casting of games.
@grimmheartdarksbane28837 жыл бұрын
The 2 blue zealots at the end were the real heroes Who needs Void rays when you got zealots LOL
@mattb54176 жыл бұрын
It is French. 2nd pronunciation of Mathieu @0:15 was proper and actually very good. The one sounding like "ew" / "you" is not.
@sniperammow48656 жыл бұрын
The god dam blocks of cheese!!!
@LZKS7 жыл бұрын
If that guy really is Korean, he's a disgrace for ranking Gold in west server.
@redreboot4836 жыл бұрын
Agreed. He must commit sudoku for his shameful display.
@andrewschmidt85847 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your vids, keep up the good work man
@knox79457 жыл бұрын
“They’re void rays void rays, massing up my void rays.”
@FourKelvin7 жыл бұрын
Haha Lowko is so happy with the korean dude taking both gold bases :D
@MathieuVIII7 жыл бұрын
The second way you said Mathieu was spot on. It’s my name too! :)
@silvercrystalct7 жыл бұрын
Lowko, I think the blue toss's name is the way that Mira Han talks about her Matthew (from the campaign)
@Go-ah-oold7 жыл бұрын
Voidrays are awesome! Love them!
@marcospat917 жыл бұрын
Lowko you are the reason I'm playing SC2 again, I hope blizz pays you lol
@TheGabbia6 жыл бұрын
Here the bm is not the offensive gg but the "I will not leave till you've killed all my last structure even if I know for sure that I can't win"... I mean... Come ooon xD
@jean-michelprefontaine99417 жыл бұрын
7:15 Someones at the door, stap doing your video and answer!
@PyroShim7 жыл бұрын
Really good commentary! Enjoyed it.
@joeyspijker69957 жыл бұрын
Hup Holland Hup! Sinds kort Sc2 ontdekt, ben helemaal hooked! Toffe videos, ik ben subscribed ;).
@idilileoyunzamani66755 жыл бұрын
legendry
@OhMuffinZone6 жыл бұрын
lowko i think it roughly translates to straight slow kill, or sleu kill, but i think it's the former
@Hosenloser7 жыл бұрын
this map kinda looks like the face of a boar...
@jeffd64657 жыл бұрын
Never really noticed that before, but you're right!
@Peter-hk8qj7 жыл бұрын
Mrtz Gnnhmr haha just noticed it
@DoomStarRequiem7 жыл бұрын
Now I can't unsee it. Lol
@Kaemonarch6 жыл бұрын
You can unsee: Now it will look instead like Bender, from Futurama.
@champ86056 жыл бұрын
think more like an evil rat or koala.
@movax20h6 жыл бұрын
I like the games that play to the end, just to see massive destruction :)
@plumajaller7 жыл бұрын
I want Lowko announcer
@MrVieDetailing5 жыл бұрын
Your comment has been read and you can get it now
@justinborges81465 жыл бұрын
I smile during your videos, haha. Good content.
@naomi_moon6 жыл бұрын
i like how they essentially just switched sides lmao
@hodolski7 жыл бұрын
스레트스러킬 seems like an anagram of 스트레스킬러 which reads literally "Stress Killer." And Mathieu... I suck at pronouncing French.
@ryujitakayama97575 жыл бұрын
21 minutes of 2 defective protogeys... What a lovely game!! Gg
@Ron-qi8hz6 жыл бұрын
Apparently, legend has it that apparently still appear.. Like, apparently, way too many times..
@dsalpha185 жыл бұрын
"They deserve each other!" CHEEZY CHEEZY TWO SO SNEAKY!
@348joey6 жыл бұрын
7:56 because the other base was about mined out.
@DraKeNgg.5 жыл бұрын
uff Mass Void if OP AF!
@Moe3ter6 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Mass Voidray, like me in Co Op
@arkontramps64707 жыл бұрын
Did you also cast Broodwar matches?
@djryanashton5 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha. I don’t know how he can cast a game like this with a straight face. 😂
@tusk32606 жыл бұрын
lowko i have used a maxed out stalker army vs maxed out void ray army and that was before the massive voidray nerf and i won heavily in fact it was a massacre
@ThePeacemaker8486 жыл бұрын
watching these games,....If I played more I would totally be in the top leagues.
@fredriklarsson17077 жыл бұрын
Those blinks
@Guinea546 жыл бұрын
notice all the cheese is done with the protoss. Its easy to cheese with such OP stuff.
@Koozomec6 жыл бұрын
You pronounced Mathieu perfectly.
@kebman6 жыл бұрын
Voidball always wins if you're able to get them into the air.
@ultralaggin84677 жыл бұрын
Man lowko must like cheese because all his videos have cheese in them
@LowkoTV7 жыл бұрын
Cheddar is awesome. Closely followed by brie.
@ultralaggin84677 жыл бұрын
LowkoTV are you not a swiss cheese guy
@Renvira6 жыл бұрын
Swiss is not that great for me, personally I prefer pepper jack (was that what it was called?) Followed closely by provolone.
@ultralaggin84676 жыл бұрын
Techpriest Enginseer now yeah pepper jack has a nice kick but then again a good slice of american is always nice
@warlordsquerk53385 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they actually swapped bases :P
@Enuelle7 жыл бұрын
This was awesome
@bleflar91836 жыл бұрын
I don't think it was offensive GG. He saw all his buildings and his enemy could not kill his buildings. And how was he supposed to say gg after his opponent quit.
@turmat017 жыл бұрын
When trying to pronounce "'Mathieu", you've made 2 guesses. Your second one was almost spot on. I know this because it's my name XD (I'm not the player tho)
@Guildelin7 жыл бұрын
Oh the wonders of gold!
@the_rabidsquirel4 жыл бұрын
From all the viewer games I've been watching lately, new and old, in the lower ranks everyone really does just cheese. Feel like you could go far just by learning and committing to a defensive build order, haha.
@Foxstab7 жыл бұрын
Red had the advantage, he dropped the ball.
@hardsandwich7 жыл бұрын
actually, his name means "Stress Killer" but each letter is moved around a bit
@jacobstoneburner2 жыл бұрын
The advertisement I got before the video started was for the Taco Bell Cheesy Beef Burrito. Nice job, algorithm.
@Asolden7 жыл бұрын
This is gold... Wow one of them Spam void ray(Bronze Tactic) the other dont Scout the enemy and never build high Templer...
@AndreiCamara7 жыл бұрын
Me with the skills of a danker 3, command you to HEAD OF DANK MEMES STASH SECURITY. You are starting on your new position on monday :D. Ohhh gadnambit, dank templar :_)
@TheWoWisok Жыл бұрын
What a throw.
@Pierre-Jonqueres5 жыл бұрын
Ennemy can build up every time and prepare, they need to learn how to sacrifice some units to harrass the ennemy and give him wrong interpretation about the composition of your army
@Pierre-Jonqueres5 жыл бұрын
He blinks his stalkers so bad xD, put them under and destroy the Void Rays, do not blink for just getting a meter deeper in the base for not getting any value
@CookieCola17 жыл бұрын
"the offensive GG" lmao i like to do that when i create the golden armada maxing out with carriers, mothership core, archons and templars, that shit is almost unsttopable