Stephen Colbert’s Cyborgasm: Giant AI Rat Penis | Tesla Cybertruck Can’t Offroad | Google AI Fail

Tech-obsessed late night host Stephen Colbert offers his expert analysis on the latest news from the worlds of robotics and artificial intelligence.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[@kcolv9798]

John Oliver is going to go IN on the rat segment. 😂😂😂

[@ted9592]

Scientists really want to know what the reviewers were thinking. I have never not looked at the figures when I review!

[@alalalala57]

@@ted9592 Why would anyone not look at the pictures? They're some of the most interesting things in a journal article! Ah, I have never grown up. :)

[@jpdemer5]

I like how the rat was helpfully labeled 'rat'.

[@juskahusk2247]

'Rat' is one of the few real words. A lot of it is just scientific sounding nonsense like 'testtomcells' or 'sanctolic'.

[@StephenMintz]

The rat callback slayed me 😂

[@KeithHays-ek4vr]

Stuart - not so - Little. 🐭

[@johnnyvh1188]

the AI-lover acting a bit erRatDicc...😬

[@MrYago-xd7um]

John Oliver is going to look so dehydrated come sunday.

[@ryanbauer3680]

@@MrYago-xd7um "You know how my week has been? I just got dwarfed in the 'what's in my pants department' by a fucking AI pic of a rat's anatomically incorrect Ratatouille. And considering we both look the same I must say, it hurts, it really hurts! I feel like Tyrion Lannister having to compete with freaking Conan who's also the Terminator after Disney eventually gets the rights to both properties and is being voiced by Peter Dinklage!"

[@Palidine4M0O]

Had to cry laugh and look away snickering

[@hellcat1988]

Retiree heading to the golden corral buffet? No, that's a man desperately trying to make it to the chipotle bathroom.

[@beeble2003]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@MsBigact]

Omg I can't unsee it now! 😂

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

And this is why I'm a Baja Fresh man.

[@wolfpacrule]

you did see the story on pubes found in chick-a-vomit sandwich, right?

[@NoThatRyan]

4:00 "...that graphic is coming" was a poor choice of words, Steve. Lol

[@gautamtellis]

* 3:55

[@Metalwabbit]

Yes, a device filled with tech that runs on electricity, has to be recharged and needs constant internet connection? That is totally what I think of when I hear the words "Apocalypses proof"

[@Andrew-zm7fx]

When William shatner told Colbert he had a new hot rod, Steven thought he meant a PENILE implant 😂

[@christopherbedford9897]

The driver of that hideous truck that looks like it was designed by a 14 year old with extremely limited artistic talent clearly never saw any of the real-world results of Musk's fever dream promises. He (it has to be a man) saw the website blurb and just clicked "buy now." There have been other vehicles that I thought were hideous when they were first released but after a while they grew on me... this thing still looks like some mediocre KZbin maker knocked it up in an afternoon with only home workshop tools and some scrap metal he found at a salvage yard.

[@auslandermercury972]

3:33 That is one of the best callbacks I have ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd]

The labels on the rat picture are funny lmao, one is literally just "rat" like thanks bro we really needed that 😭😭

[@raradis]

John Oliver is going to have a field day with that rat photo!

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

John Oliver *_is_* a rat photo

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Black Hitler? Oh, you mean Ye, right?

[@jai-kk5uu]

Blacks be like that.

[@VinceValentine]

Don't inflate his ego even more.

[@vincentvega5686]

Kanye sure is a N!

[@bestieswithtesties]

@@jai-kk5uu That's racist

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

@@bestieswithtesties somehow I don't think he needed you to tell him

[@Derekzparty]

CyberTruck is 6000+ pounds and it only has 4 20" wheels. You might as well call it the CyberExcavator at the beach!

[@VanessaWills930]

If the tide comes in, people can just smash the CyberTruck window with a rock to get the driver out.

[@Vitcodb]

They might be able to. Cyber truck just has regular windows now 🤷‍♂️

[@chezmoi42]

Stop stealing comments, porn bot. Reported.

[@barnabybot]

Yawn. Sheep much?

[@Vitcodb]

Lol, I forgot how loaded anything Tesla is these days. The comment was meant purely informative since most people still think that the windows are bullet proof (they are not!)

[@laggedoff]

@@Vitcodb they may not be bulletproof, but there are quite a few people out there who have tested how strong the windows are, and there's more than enough videos to show that the tesla unveling where the window shattered from the steel ball, was a fluke. Of course, it's not going to withstand a lot, but it's not as fragile as the incident on stage was. Heck, people have been shooting theirs, I think someone got it to stop a 9mm on the doors themselves, the windows did stop a .22 though.

[@DagobertX2]

The robot can now simulate a Taco Bell customer running to the bathroom, nice.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Yes, but does something so futuristic know what the three seashells are for?

[@Thunderwalker87]

I live in Texas and I never thought I would see a cybertruck on the roadway. And yesterday I did. I laughed.

[@kenbrown2808]

I saw one in my hometown last week. they look even dorkier IRL.

[@tronicgr]

Same here, first time I seen one in person, and I have to agree, never before I have seen an enlarged electric range oven on wheels 😂

[@jasonbrownjourno]

@@tronicgr side query - why are rangehood corners always so damn sharp?

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

​@@jasonbrownjournocheaper to bend an angle than roll a radius

[@jasonbrownjourno]

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s thanks Vlad, makes perfect sense. Brained myself so many times on those cheap bastards. Bet Russia has much better rangehoods, Tucker showed me how just how much better it can be.

[@davesky538]

I was watching vids of Carol Burnett yesterday with Harvey and Tim and I'm still laughing! The best!

[@beeble2003]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "love rat".

[@rogerpalmer3723]

Is that a phrase?

[@beeble2003]

@@rogerpalmer3723 Yes. Somebody who cheats on their partner. Beloved of British tabloid newspaper headline writers, which probably means that nobody in the real world actually says it.

[@rogerpalmer3723]

@beeble2003 thank you, i did end up looking it up. I had to type almost the entire phrase in because it was not auto predicted so I agree about real people.

[@zelgadis55tmnt35]

@@beeble2003 Yeah, it's well known in Australia too XD

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

That's the least of Cybertrukk's problems.

[@NewMessage]

Ohhhh.... 'Jack AND the giant peenstalk'.... Jack AND... two words. Whew.

[@roberthevern6169]

I know, right!!

[@Styphon]

🏆

[@chriskwakernaat2328]

the funny thing is , that ai rat pic was published in a medical journal...1 out of 4 article reviewers flagged it , but it made it in anyway..

[@intjonmiller]

Link? That sounds awesome.

[@Arltratlo]

the boss knows better

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

I was wondering about that. There's no way these guys are publishing AI stuff without critically reviewing it first, right?!?

[@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912]

there peer review team must have been high

[@ironviper72]

@@DuchessofEarlGrey the publisher must also be AI

[@Jan-zv7ze]

I freakin LOVE Carol Burnett!

[@castonyoung7514]

Who is she?

[@liamwalsh4008]

@@castonyoung7514 The aptly-named "Sir Not-appearing-in-this-segment."

[@jasonbrownjourno]

@@castonyoung7514 legendary comedian - think blood-crazed-chainsaw with a warped sense of humour

[@demonatemu]

kind of surprised CBS didn't make you censor the rat xD and yet another case of Cybertruck drivers not understanding the value of NOT DRIVING OFFORAD ON STOCK TIRES

[@thomasbecker9676]

I don't think the tires are the issue. That "truck" is a piece of shit.

[@chrisrj9871]

smart inventions.... stupid users. not rooting for modern Tesla, it's just a story old as time.

[@calebs730]

Yea I remember the first time I drove in sand. Didn’t air down the tires… That’s a mistake you only make once

[@Lancelot2000Lps]

I want that Robocoffee machine.

[@-erm2918]

I want the mug

[@Lancelot2000Lps]

@@-erm2918When i get the robo you can get coffee from me than.

[@Constancecomplex]

I like it ... I'm just really afraid there's a version that also dispenses cream.

[@Lancelot2000Lps]

@@Constancecomplex If it had lubricant for ... i would want it too.

[@RuthBhmand]

It’s a coffeenator. You’ll be back….for more caffeine.

[@NewMessage]

"...Everyone hates you." They know... they know.

[@larrymunn5279]

Guess that's why it just highbeams by design it's like it's flipping the whole world off.

[@vdiitd]

Shephen too owns one 😂

[@andrasbiro3007]

Only on the far-left infested internet. In the real world Tesla is one of the most popular brands, and the Cybertruck attracts crowds like a celebrity.

[@naylas3908]

I was gonna say, Colbert has a Tesla, too. 😂

[@_Pauper_]

Well I wept laughing at the rat wang. Time to start the day.

[@TroyCenter]

4:51. Nailed it!

[@martinaasandersen3775]

2:30 Passing out every time it's aroused properly becomes a bit of a nuisance with time....

[@michaellombardi1620]

Nice callback with the rat

[@daviddelgado6090]

The AI romance chat got me good

[@infamousElle]

I actually know someone who has a relationship with their AI. I might also add that they are almost impossible to get along with, so maybe its a good thing. Keeps them occupied...

[@monkeyRL]

"Willie's packin' a steamboat!" This one has my dying! 🤣

[@LoPhatKao]

I'd call the cybertruck a "clown car," but clown cars famously have lots of storage space.

[@andrasbiro3007]

1. Dozens of celebrities drive a Cybertruck publicly. All of them are clowns then? 2. It's a truck. You know, the type of vehicle that's famous for it's carrying capacity. The CT has a proper 6 feet bed, and plenty of room in general.

[@chapelknight951]

I mean, when the CEO said the windows are shatter-proof and instantly broke a window on stage, I lost any trust in his claims.

[@trowawayacc]

So people are finally realizing cyber anything is just marketing.

[@dannyburleigh1]

I remember a T-Shirt on this Rat situation!="Here Kitty Kitty!!"

[@tystkanin9996]

My neighbor has a Tesla with the license plate "X AF"...I like it bc it gives me something to laugh at each morning when I leave the house.

[@cletusMcFart]

"Racially diverse Nazis" has to be the shortest joke ever

[@SpeckleKen]

Venison’s dear.

[@juskahusk2247]

Era shortage.

[@MBlanchette01]

The cybertruck is just Musk's way of mocking his fans. "Hey...wanna see something funny? Watch how many people ACTUALLY buy this thing. It's gonna be hilarious."

[@acidxbathfuckgoogle3724]

Exactly! I’ve been saying that since I first laid eyes on the POS in 2019. It’s like Musk and some big money bros were sittin around drinkin, and one them drew a triangle on a napkin, and dared Musk to sell it to his cult!

[@Max-zg2ci]

As the crow flies, the cyborgasm graphic always makes Stephen laugh

[@michaelconnell1010]

Do not use AI to make Skaven artwork, this just demonstrated how it would portray the Great Horned Rat 😈

[@CollinMcLean]

Does Colbert have a lot of Warhammer fans?

[@liamwalsh4008]

@@CollinMcLean Yes. You see, Teufelbad has become a town of fear and vhispers.

[@LilBnu]

​@CollinMcLean yes yes~

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Doesn’t Tesla owners know that their CyberTrucks can’t go off-road unless it has CyberTruck Nuts?

[@pennygleeson5029]

😂😂😂

[@roberthevern6169]

That's bad, really bad!!

[@SHITLER-45]

You just have to flick those truck nuts to bring in down to its knees…or just any mild criticism of Elon Musk.

[@speedrunner9907]

each cyber truck has truck nuts they’re just microscopically smal

[@JZsBFF]

Nuts on the inside and Rust on the outside.

[@landonewts]

AI is deeply disturbing - and sometimes hilarious.

[@mojo500100]

Yep, you’re right. Well stated.

[@YodaMan.]

i sense a new adult themed childrens book meme. "Jack'n the Giant Peenstalk" also "racially diverse not sees" just imagining a kanye west concert

[@GerardBendotti]

Apocalypse proof, not idiot proof.

[@snowgo7663]

this is an excellent critique of high tech society, love it!

[@shaunlovett1565]

Laughing all the way from NZ

[@shaunbolton4662]

Me too, dude!

[@southsiren]

Lol i always fast forward to the Meanwhile clip when hes finished with thebs Half way in!

[@chefdean7257]

Some fall for the thirst trap, some fall for the rat trap. 🤓

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Unitree Robot is not running, it’s shuffling. If the ground is uneven, it’ll probably trip over.

[@PDVism]

never the less, still fastly superior compared to the Tesla bot.

[@roberthevern6169]

​@@PDVism'fastly'?

[@g.f.martianshipyards9328]

@@roberthevern6169 Obviously, because it's faster :)

[@PDVism]

@@roberthevern6169 yep, I made a typo and should have used 'vastly' on the other hand... ponder.... Fastly is a word The earliest known use of the adverb fastly is in the Old English period (pre-1150). so it was an unintended pun :)

[@andrasbiro3007]

​@@PDVism Walking speed is not the best metric for comparing robots. Not even close. The proper metric is the usefulness in practical applications, the cost, and the production volume. In all of those Tesla is the best, or at least among the best.

[@freetolook3727]

@4:16 OMG, that's not creepy at all, is it? 🤖😂

[@user-sd3ik9rt6d]

The cybertruck is what you get when you think Ket is a good idea.

[@andrasbiro3007]

The Cybertruck is what you get when you have the best engineers in the world and not afraid of taking risks. It's full of technologies that the rest of the industry is only dreaming about, and it's one of the best cars ever made. It's practical as a truck, accelerates like a supercar, handles like sporty sedan, smooth and quiet like a luxury car, pretty good off-road, has the best sound system of all cars, and it's a computer on wheels. Oh, and of course it's bulletproof (to subsonic ammo) and has shatter-resistant windows. Hit it with a sledgehammer as hard as you can, and it just bounces off. Throw a 5 lbs steel ball at the windows as hard as you can at point blank, and nothing happens.

[@calumproctor981]

That's a terrible thing to say about ket

[@TurdJesus]

@@andrasbiro3007good off road? I think the shot of it in the same disagrees. Say whatever you want, that shit is for simpletons in a mid life crisis 😂

[@drd0114]

​@@andrasbiro3007 fanboy bot.😆

[@lynnlamusga]

What is "Ket"?!?

[@VaultWeasel]

3:41 Peabody award winner everybody :) lol

[@erntig2398]

Haha, the robot running like an exaggerated Michael Johnson 🤣

[@Ajbarili]

-I’m just starting a moto vlog journey! Very helpful. Thank you

[@iancowan3527]

Easy to see which mouse went blind first!

[@NewMessage]

If you've ever seen a male rat from behind, you're not that surprised. They're no hamsters, though. woo.

[@roberthevern6169]

Personally, I try to avoid looking at the anal area of rodents. But, I know a guy!!

[@logd27]

One bad joke per comment thread

[@Socioromanticism]

...sir.

[@davidlane256]

… this is a Wendy’s

[@hailelon8249]

We should all get judgy about the cars people drive! That’s because we are somehow better! 😂

[@deborahkogan8742]

Great job

[@user-kl6ef1tn5g]

Did anyone else notice how the rat’s appendage aligned with the tall structure in the background? 😆

[@berlinskysmith4782]

noThing's more instructive / amusing than when technology throws up on its shoes ...

[@juskahusk2247]

1:57 That is the most accurate picture of a human being (horrendous sapiens) that I have ever seen. Ai is the greatest artist of all time.

[@peterp2626]

5 stars great video, our day is always better when he/she puts out a video on this website/platform please continue to make more content for us human beings. I am definitely a real person.

[@chezmoi42]

3:40 Now, that is a callback to end all callbacks.

[@XiiJWCiiX]

First thing that came to mind is the upcoming video game "Squirrel with a Gun".

[@autumnleaves8553]

You know that I'm here for the ratstick!!,😏

[@thibaudmerlin]

Stephen your new segment is really cool!

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

Cybertruck CAN'T go thru water either - - LMAO

[@GrimJerr]

Being the driver of a Tesla Cybertruck makes a bold statement to the world, "there really is a sucker born every minute, and it's this guy"

[@cactustree505]

Explains the rat population explosion in NYC...

[@user-ox6ip8ie7d]

Rat testicles descend into a pocket that can drag on the ground and get threadbare.

[@edkrzywdzinski9121]

What I've noticed about these walking and running robots is they all seem to have crapped themselves 😅

[@Arltratlo]

digging out 4.5t from the sand must be fun for the X guy!

[@darnacb]

That Terminator head looks a lot like Morgus the Magnificent's E.R.I.C..

[@tracythomas8061]

long walk but worth it 😂

[@EarleMonroe]

I wonder if Stephen got rid of his Tesla. A few years ago I remember him talking about he had a Model S and really loved it

[@mszoomy]

I don't know about anybody else but I'd totally buy a T100 coffeemaker. MrCoffee, are you listening?

[@lillithdv8]

Without my glasses the cyborgasm skull looks like its wearing a sombrero

[@raygunsforronnie847]

If "someone" would build an espresso/coffee machine in the Cyborgastic model, I'd buy.

[@droppindeuces6981]

Today I heard someone refer to a Tesla CyberTruck as an,,, 'Incel Camino'.

[@UnderstandingDarkness]

I’d say that rat has a hard time finding a date 😂

[@nobodynobody1235]

I laughed so hard, damn

[@MrJimheeren]

Anybody else notice the name under the cyber truck photo. Crayons_and Cocaine

[@E-d1d3]

That mouse was certainly not an extra on The Littles.

[@recyclops3587]

People having relationships with AI just another sign we are doomed.

[@TurdJesus]

Better than those people trying to reproduce. They can sit in their cyber truck and sex chat an ai all day as long as no women go near them 😂

[@raygunsforronnie847]

Not surprising, though. My boss's son and girlfriend sat together at a concert and texted the entire time, including to each other. Technology has created isolation, even when physically proximate.

[@chrisrj9871]

@@raygunsforronnie847- I'm certain the parents helped with that in their childhoods.

[@lynnlamusga]

@@chrisrj9871 Not really. My daughters did that 15 years ago when they got their first [flip] phones. They sat in the back seat texting each other when we drove a long distance to go to a funeral. I was like WTF?!? Are you kidding me? I definitely gave them some crap about it (SHE IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!). It didn't change their behaviour one bit. It was novel, and me questioning it made it even funnier for them. @raygunsforronnie847 is right. Technology has not only created a kind of isolation, social media has also made it into a wellspring of narcissism. I won't even talk to anyone under 44 in a bar anymore, because they act like online trolls for the most part (& that was 10 years ago). They really don't know how to act [decently] around other people. If you acted like that in public back in my day, you would have gotten yourself a few violent "attitude adjustments" for doing that.

[@raygunsforronnie847]

@@chrisrj9871Not really, I've known the family before they had kids. It's a generational thing based on the technology at that time.

[@tystkanin9996]

I heard the Easter Bunny is just Jesus's fursona...Any news on that?

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

I thought that was Aslan.

[@nbuehster]

I'm suddenly thinking of a song by the Reggae group, UB40. There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do? There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do? I'm gonna fix that rat, that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna fix that rat I know that's now what they mean but still,... LMFAO

[@chrisrj9871]

That's an interesting alternate-reality... Native-American forefathers.

[@donhitchman4227]

I think that's an elderly gentleman trying desperately to make it to the restroom at his local Sizzler, and later finding out that their salad bar was responsible for millions of cases of dysentery and worse!

[@user-hu7pn8qc5h]

Best writing oin television.

[@kallekas8551]

Those AI stuff ups are there to put people at ease… they deliberately did that…😂

[@frankpentangeli7945]

Anyone else instantly think of Joe Biden while watching that Chinese robot running?

[@jojotheswede8444]

Hehehe

[@manaliveaussie]

haha well done brother haha

[@gus.smedstad]

In addition to being incredibly ugly, the “cybertruck” is really bad at being a truck.

[@KankleBaby]

"Willy's packing a steamboat."

[@TroyCenter]

I’m having Deja Vu. I swear I’ve already seen the giant Rat Thing like 3 weeks ago.

[@liamwalsh4008]

And how's that LoveGPT relationship going for you?

[@sirtainlee8725]

Ben, the two of us need look no more... We've both found what we were looking for... With a friend to call my own... I'll never be alone...

[@roberthevern6169]

Who sang that song? The Jackson Five!! You may also be a senior?!

[@sirtainlee8725]

@@roberthevern6169 Michael Jackson only, in a movie he starred in, singing to his pet rat, Ben.

[@raygunsforronnie847]

@@sirtainlee8725Yeah, he was already done with Culkin.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

disappointed that the running robot didn't lead to a Terminator 2 reference

[@0o0ification]

I hope there are more clips of Stephen breaking down AI topics with deep insight and thorough analysis, hinting at the possible moral, ethical, and ontological implications of the new forms of thoughtfulness and discovery that are unfolding, then immediately followed by brosef AI zingers 😄

[@MichaelToub]

Great Video!

[@chefdean7257]

Damn, I haven't been this enamored with an anatomically incorrect animated mouse since I was a kid.

[@sailinbob11]

Oh... that's what I saw the other day. No... not the rat. The Tesla...