Stephen & Patricia Heaton Have A Catholic Throwdown

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

8 жыл бұрын

Remember when the Virgin Mary appeared at Bob's Big Boy?

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@StarfireToadandAang
@StarfireToadandAang 8 жыл бұрын
This interview made my little Catholic heart leap like John the Baptist in the womb
@saxybandgeek9645
@saxybandgeek9645 8 жыл бұрын
1000 likes
@eileen2099
@eileen2099 8 жыл бұрын
+StarfireToadandAang :D
@marcsmoo
@marcsmoo 8 жыл бұрын
+StarfireToadandAang !
@PABWECG
@PABWECG 8 жыл бұрын
+StarfireToadandAang Mine too, even though I didn't know most of the answers!
@realitycheck3672
@realitycheck3672 7 жыл бұрын
Catholics are idol worshippers
@EugeneLeelen
@EugeneLeelen 6 жыл бұрын
This made me so proud to be Catholic. They simply were happy and proud of their beliefs
@bernardevillaw3410
@bernardevillaw3410 Жыл бұрын
330,000 little boys in France were raped by 3,000 catholic pedophile priests, and it barely made the news, because people EXPECT that from catholics. That's what makes you proud, getting away with that.
@michaelcaza6766
@michaelcaza6766 Жыл бұрын
You have Patricia Heaton who is still sold out to the truth, go up against a man who has sold his sole to the devil. Colbert is as Catholic as Biden, Trudeau, Pelosi, “Catholics” for Choice, and the heretical Jesuit Fr. James Martin. Colbert is not proud of the truth!
@Steve27775
@Steve27775 8 жыл бұрын
St. Patrick getting rid of the snake - that joke was gold.
@ModestMousekateer
@ModestMousekateer 8 жыл бұрын
+Steve27775 So he was a Leprechaun too?
@ryanhunley
@ryanhunley 8 жыл бұрын
+Steve27775 I thought so too. What a genius!
@deepae8343
@deepae8343 8 жыл бұрын
+Steve27775 Non catholic here, please explain the joke :(
@Steve27775
@Steve27775 8 жыл бұрын
Deepa E I'm not Catholic either, but St. Patrick is supposed to have got rid of all the snakes in Ireland. And if Patrick became Patricia, he got rid of his 'snake'. :)
@deepae8343
@deepae8343 8 жыл бұрын
+Steve27775 Thank you! Genius joke indeed.
@phhplover02
@phhplover02 8 жыл бұрын
This is so freaking funny. As a Catholic I LOVE seeing this kind of stuff.
@JohnsRoses
@JohnsRoses 6 жыл бұрын
I challenge you to a catholic show down!
@romankotas448
@romankotas448 4 жыл бұрын
As a not catholic so do I
@jesusdiazzz6369
@jesusdiazzz6369 4 жыл бұрын
Catholic people are not christians
@augusthyarackalfrancis263
@augusthyarackalfrancis263 3 жыл бұрын
@Turtle yes 👍 🙌 correct
@augusthyarackalfrancis263
@augusthyarackalfrancis263 3 жыл бұрын
Same Catholic.proud to be so 🤗🤠🤓
@jithsunny
@jithsunny 3 жыл бұрын
I'm also India Catholic . My Grandma has passed away due to Covd 19 . She is a pure Catholic she goes to church every day, even in lockdown she watched the mass in television . She thought me every prayers for my childhood . Proud to be Catholic
@elizabeths.8683
@elizabeths.8683 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry about your grandma. I lost my grandma in November. She was a deeply devout Catholic too, and she taught me so much about faith.
@Piscesluna
@Piscesluna 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss.
@BadHorse287
@BadHorse287 8 жыл бұрын
i have never been so overjoyed to hear two adults talk about catholicism :)
@gordonhall752
@gordonhall752 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sick to death of Colbert going on about his lapsed Catholicism...
@st.joanieofarc6115
@st.joanieofarc6115 6 жыл бұрын
You and me both!!
@st.joanieofarc6115
@st.joanieofarc6115 6 жыл бұрын
I was talking about BadHorse's comment
@TheresaPowers
@TheresaPowers 5 жыл бұрын
Two satanists talking about the most evil religion in history.
@piddlerpat
@piddlerpat 5 жыл бұрын
The most followed religion and truthful u jealous pig
@poz1
@poz1 8 жыл бұрын
""Lets get ready to hummbbbleeeeeeeeeeeeeee""
@johndoe9596
@johndoe9596 8 жыл бұрын
+Christopher Delude You should be thanking Robin Williams (R.I.P.). It's his quote from Live on Broadway, 2002.
@colbyroyalty8629
@colbyroyalty8629 8 жыл бұрын
+John Doe rip
@ryanjavierortega8513
@ryanjavierortega8513 7 жыл бұрын
I love being Catholic!
@stephenking5852
@stephenking5852 4 жыл бұрын
🙂🇻🇦
@maciekur
@maciekur 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenking5852 Me too ^_^
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U 4 жыл бұрын
Ever read Luke 13:24 in accordance to Romans 8:17 in accordance to 1 Corinthians 13:3 [Where LOVE is defined in 1 Corinthians 13:4-7.] Then take another STEP toward Heaven gained by EARTH. Luke 9:23-26. ' Then he said to all, “If anyone wishes to come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me. For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will save it. What profit is there for one to gain the whole world yet lose or forfeit himself? Whoever is ashamed of me and of my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels. ' [Luke 9:23-26] To NOT seek HIM is YOUR insanity, not me. i will but to disown HIM, TRUTH! TO not loose in me SPOKE, at least. Hell is my gain the same. But a FLAME higher than THEM only wanting it their DESIRES wrong, NOT only of HIM!
@bendsomemetal
@bendsomemetal 4 жыл бұрын
iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U there’s always an evangelical somewhere 😂😂 smh
@franklin5000
@franklin5000 3 жыл бұрын
I love being Catholic too but colbert supports aborting babies. Think about that.
@punk3388
@punk3388 7 жыл бұрын
They are both funny and proud Catholic.... God bless you guys!
@Boyzby
@Boyzby 8 жыл бұрын
It's pretty good to have a Catholic showdown and have it be really entertaining, in the non-condescending way, to someone like me, a person who doesn't believe in any religion at all.
@sithersproductions
@sithersproductions 8 жыл бұрын
+Boyzby catholicism is the one true religion
@deltaop1reload
@deltaop1reload 8 жыл бұрын
+sithersproductions Wow, that's a first. I always thought that Islam was the "one true religion".
@darkduck-qg2so
@darkduck-qg2so 8 жыл бұрын
+sithersproductions I'm a Protestant, protestants have the British empire and rich northern Europe. nuff said
@sithersproductions
@sithersproductions 8 жыл бұрын
Rock Golem ok
@112233jjooee
@112233jjooee 8 жыл бұрын
+Boyzby God believes in you
@nicobeing
@nicobeing 8 жыл бұрын
Being a Catholic, this made my day. And I learned a few things!
@MatthewSchellGaming
@MatthewSchellGaming 8 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of two comic book geeks trying to out geek each other at a comic con.
@FieldMarshalFry
@FieldMarshalFry 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Schell what con? there are lots of cons? there is always a con on somewhere...
@MatthewSchellGaming
@MatthewSchellGaming 8 жыл бұрын
+Field Marshal Fry I was talking in general.
@thepinkerton657
@thepinkerton657 8 жыл бұрын
+Field Marshal Fry religion is a con
@JingLiSH
@JingLiSH 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Schell so true~
@johnwaas4864
@johnwaas4864 8 жыл бұрын
+The Pinkerton a con? And who gains from this "con"? It certainly didn't profit the men who wrote the New testament considering they were mostly killed by the Romans and persecuted.
@haleigh11
@haleigh11 8 жыл бұрын
As a Catholic I loved watching this
@gordonhall752
@gordonhall752 6 жыл бұрын
As a Protestant, I found it amusing.
@snowvixen1000
@snowvixen1000 6 жыл бұрын
As a Catholic, I too enjoyed it
@clarklana05
@clarklana05 6 жыл бұрын
As a Catholic, it's all #RealTalk 👍🏻
@Catholic-Redpilled-Spaniard
@Catholic-Redpilled-Spaniard 4 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful woman. God bless you, Haleigh!
@jesusdiazzz6369
@jesusdiazzz6369 4 жыл бұрын
catholic people are not christians
@SirSmite
@SirSmite 8 жыл бұрын
C'mon guys, I'm agnostic (used to be Catholic) and I found this to be very entertaining. Nothing wrong with people having a little fun with their beliefs, why the negativity? Live and let live.
@nlucia757
@nlucia757 6 жыл бұрын
Sir Smite Totalmente d'accord! 🖒 Catholic born and raised and very proud to believe and have fun with the myth.
@freudianslippers6567
@freudianslippers6567 5 жыл бұрын
Well, I find it a bit hard to trust the people that used to slaughter heretics, apostates - locking up "fallen women" and shipping their children off to servitude; and still have issues with child abuse, women's rights and domestic violence.
@cutienerdgirl
@cutienerdgirl 5 жыл бұрын
@@freudianslippers6567 When do Christians do this??
@CW86228
@CW86228 5 жыл бұрын
Just scrolling and this is the first negative comment I've seen
@jesusdiazzz6369
@jesusdiazzz6369 4 жыл бұрын
catholic people are not christians by the way
@danielortman2534
@danielortman2534 7 жыл бұрын
As a Catholic, I sometimes feel like I belong to a religion of nerds, this seriously adds to that feeling. I love the practice of St. Joseph selling houses. There are a ton of stories out there, a lot of them come from a friend of a friend, but others are mores trustworthy. My favorite story, that is one I think might have happened, but not going to say I outright believe in (kind of like Big Foot) is one of St. Joseph selling a landfill. Someone buried a statue of St. Joseph, and for months, his house didn't sell. Eventually, he dug up the statue in frustration and threw it in the garbage. A week later, he read in the newspaper that the city landfill had been sold.
@anap847
@anap847 5 жыл бұрын
I don't believe this story is real but It's funny.😂
@someman7
@someman7 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like superstition to me, which is quite contrary to actual Catholicism.
@albertbenedictsolimanosa5552
@albertbenedictsolimanosa5552 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget 'em Filipinos 😅
@AI-hx3fx
@AI-hx3fx 3 жыл бұрын
*appears* YES I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU (But I’m not a nurse, so can’t help with that)
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U 2 жыл бұрын
The practice of St. Joseph is superstition at most.
@jamesrobiscoe1174
@jamesrobiscoe1174 Жыл бұрын
It fills my heart with special joy when public figures declare their Catholic faith.
@theresahenderson2424
@theresahenderson2424 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this segment so much.......I have to say how impressed I was at the knowledge of these Catholic celebrities. They knew more than many Catholics who go to church every Sunday. I love this segment so much. The celebrities were so adorable. Thanks for posting this. Enjoyed thoroughly. Go Stephen and Patricia.
@virginiasmiles8865
@virginiasmiles8865 4 жыл бұрын
This made my Catholic heart SO full! Thank you Stephen
@lesterdampie6134
@lesterdampie6134 4 жыл бұрын
God bless them both. I'm in Catholic tears watching this.
@kevinwhelan9607
@kevinwhelan9607 6 ай бұрын
My mum was from Mayo and would have loved hearing Knock mentioned. Go Patricia!
@KenPaulsenArchitect
@KenPaulsenArchitect 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize there were any Catholics in Hollywood! I'm impressed. Maybe there are a few more!!!
@michellelekas211
@michellelekas211 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel, Mark Wahlberg, Leonardo deCaprio, Selena Gomez, George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Steve Carell, Tom Brady, Pierce Brosnan
@paulinedear3729
@paulinedear3729 8 жыл бұрын
Being raised Catholic is so much fun. My mother had 63 first cousins. I had to make do with only 22. Still, we were taught by NUNS. This is better than being home schooled by Duggars.
@paulinotou
@paulinotou 5 жыл бұрын
damn, I come from a very catholic family and I only have 35 first cousins. Granted a few more may be on the way but that is a massive family. My dad comes from a family of 5 and my mom comes from a family of 10 kids. Im not religious but Im proud to say I've met all my cousin so far, they are popping out so quick that is actually a big deal.
@nsphilip
@nsphilip 4 жыл бұрын
Protect those children from the catholic priests who see nothing more than their next rape victim
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U 2 жыл бұрын
What is Heaven about? What TV show, makes it an easy rowed to toll?? Catholic is NOT just a "Freebie to Heaven" card. The saints were NOT just extras given, to look at. Called wonderful by you. But to become. The others, not saints, decided NOT to be. About you? You only have one vote, your free will. Never minds what them doing, but YOU. Hell is a DARKISH that you do NOT want to take chances with. You understand little of what is JUST about to take place in this World. Want to live, with your heart most. But NOT even a speck that of a moment in Hell. Our Lord only uses sarcasm to make one ponder, why one is NOT using their heart. Show me where humor was a virtue. Making fun of something, show me in Scriptures. Show about His Church, not praising HIM is really messed up! Posting on the Internet, is a misquote you. Angels bow before HIM, wake up!!
@EnchantedEarthlings
@EnchantedEarthlings 6 жыл бұрын
God Bless You two Catholics !!! Be Proud about of your loving Faith !!!
@NebianetUsaini
@NebianetUsaini 6 жыл бұрын
I love this so much! The alter girl in me is so psyched 😩💃💪
@jesusdiazzz6369
@jesusdiazzz6369 4 жыл бұрын
catholic people are not Christians.
@alondrasalomon3305
@alondrasalomon3305 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss, I knoww 🥳
@KateMich12
@KateMich12 8 жыл бұрын
That was fun! I love how she kept high fiving him!
@QuestioningKate
@QuestioningKate 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. I'm a cradle Catholic and I did not know the last two questions.
@kosionyeneho3603
@kosionyeneho3603 8 жыл бұрын
Yes! Finally! Something Catholic! Woo hop!
@adamlaborde5224
@adamlaborde5224 8 жыл бұрын
¡SCAPULAR MENTIONED ON TV, YAAAS!
@AI-hx3fx
@AI-hx3fx 3 жыл бұрын
Wearing mine right now!
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U 2 жыл бұрын
Contraceptives, any kind, are an evil. Mortal sin. No special devices needed, to kill your soul. Your only Soul Mate is Jesus. You want Holy Communion most in this World, longing for Him all the time. When you do LOVE are Lord all the TIME. Cheap date. The saints were NOT superheroes. Started like everyone ELSE. Like Mother and Jesus. Your goal most is...? In 100 years, be trying to obtain HERE now. As In Heaven, as should be doing on Earth. Learning to do MORE, nonstop. Your relationship with HIM should be more than any human, besides Mother. Talking to Him all the time. Devotionals only work when Jesus is YOUR only Savior and you are striving for Heaven most. Part of the "many" group in Luke 13:24. No breaks in Heaven. They only do the Father's Will. Remember every Sunday, Our Lord's Prayer. Darkness is coming like no human eyes have seen before, or heart can endure it not prepared to die for Jesus. Self-pity is not loving yourself. Or HIM most.
@amandadangerfieldpiano
@amandadangerfieldpiano 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not Catholic but enjoyed this. She's great.
@catmom1322
@catmom1322 7 жыл бұрын
As a Catholic, I loved this! So true & so many great examples!
@maritzaperrault4836
@maritzaperrault4836 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Some good Catholic recognition displayed for the world!!! 👊🏼🙏🏼💕⛪️
@roflcopterprods
@roflcopterprods 8 жыл бұрын
No St. Patricia? St. Patricia of Naples! She's only been a saint for some 1400 years! Get it together Stephen!
@ritachikata
@ritachikata 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Never knew that. My sister is named after her.
@liammac5540
@liammac5540 3 жыл бұрын
Oh how I enjoyed this video with two people whom I really enjoy watching. It was almost like a Catholic game show. I found myself yelling out the answers; especially Knock, when Stephen was struggling to name the places where the Blessed Virgin had appeared. Thank you for this. I had to save it to my playlist.
@myrarolston
@myrarolston 8 жыл бұрын
Stephen & Patricia Heaton Have A Catholic Throwdown feat. the most catholic nerd high-fives ever... I like this... even though they were having a discussion about their religion it wasn't obnoxious in any way...
@joemunoz1476
@joemunoz1476 6 жыл бұрын
When she said "after her death" , i immediately yelled "SHE DIDN'T DIE!!!!" 😂😂😂
@MrsAlexisAgnew2019
@MrsAlexisAgnew2019 8 жыл бұрын
Well, I believe...that this is the most entertaining interview I've ever seen Colbert do. He and she have such great chemistry!
@naughtycursor
@naughtycursor 8 жыл бұрын
LOVE THE MIDDLE!!!! Doesn't matter that they didn't talk about it in this clip. I always love it when Stephen does the Catholic Throwdown.
@Caroleonus
@Caroleonus 8 жыл бұрын
As a Protestant, this was baffling and informative in equal measure.
@katara314
@katara314 8 жыл бұрын
+Philip Jury I'm glad you liked it. xD
@AI-hx3fx
@AI-hx3fx 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes hello welcome. Yes we are an odd lot.
@shandean8352
@shandean8352 2 жыл бұрын
I’m Protestant, but in my city we have a lot of Catholic Churches and schools. People of all religions (or no religion) look forward to Friday Fish Fries and summer weekend festivals in Catholic Church parking lots
@sergiocampos9270
@sergiocampos9270 8 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice they played "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" when she entered the room?
@YarrBr0
@YarrBr0 8 жыл бұрын
I think it's in keeping with the MLK Day celebration!
@acarlovonsexron1994
@acarlovonsexron1994 8 жыл бұрын
For whatever reason the band mainly only plays stuff from the public domain. Quincy Jones was one of the guest and I guess they got permission from him to use the song, because they played it for him too. I don't know if it's a funding thing or what, because Paul Schaeffer and his band played all sorts of popular and contemporary material.
@nims8442
@nims8442 7 жыл бұрын
Sergio Campos scrolling through just to see if anyone noticed and commented
@gemmaskate
@gemmaskate 8 жыл бұрын
That list of names was quicker than I thought anyone could talk.
@knopflerfan9069
@knopflerfan9069 4 жыл бұрын
right I've gone and listened to it several times in total awe
@ShawnMarieHoskins
@ShawnMarieHoskins 8 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, love this. Impressed as heck. And I met Patricia Heaton checking her and her husband into Bellagio years ago and she was as sweet as pie, so was her husband!
@adrienpiette6746
@adrienpiette6746 8 жыл бұрын
We had a problem selling our house so we did whole burying Joseph in the ground stuff. But we were told that it was the holy mother Mary. Either way, it worked!
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U
@iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you on Earth??
@michellerosejacksoncomedy
@michellerosejacksoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
Yet to be Catholic. RCIA. Get confirmed on 6/7/19. God bless 🙏🏾😇
@MikhailKalashnikovMiG
@MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 жыл бұрын
Haha "he had to get rid of the snake". Touché Colbert. Touché
@artofmusic303
@artofmusic303 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen never misses an opportunity to remind us that he's Catholic.
@wleibsr
@wleibsr 6 ай бұрын
What a shame he's not.
@Jagueyes1
@Jagueyes1 2 жыл бұрын
1953 Santana Grande P.R. in the month of May, Our Lady appeared, many healing miracles followed.
@kevinwhelan9607
@kevinwhelan9607 6 ай бұрын
I just love the thought of that even-tempered, tolerant not at ALL crazy atheist Ricky Gervais being enraged by this encounter and screaming at the TV. Well done, Patricia and Stephen and thanks to whoever posted this.
@darkinstinctful123
@darkinstinctful123 8 жыл бұрын
THIS was the most entertaining conversation about religion, I've ever heard, Considering I count religion to be as boring as accounting.
@cherkovision
@cherkovision 8 жыл бұрын
+Evan Khan Hey! As a devoutly Catholic accountant, I...okay fine, I agree with you.
@JingLiSH
@JingLiSH 8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Churko hi, as a cultural muslim and atheist, I second that...but would you have time explaining it through? really hard to google/wikipedia stuffs w/o subtitles..
@cherkovision
@cherkovision 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know what you mean. Explain what through?
@JingLiSH
@JingLiSH 8 жыл бұрын
Anthony Churko the points they mentioned in the video. being non-native user of english, to me they sound like one geek trying to out geek another. (i roughly get half of the Saint Joseph statue buried upside down part. but why?) cheers..
@cherkovision
@cherkovision 8 жыл бұрын
Oh. They're quizzing each other on Catholic beliefs. For example, Catholics believe that Mary (the mother of Jesus) has appeared in visions to groups of people several times throughout history - most famously at Mount Carmel, Israel in the 13th century; Guadalupe, Mexico in 1531; Lourdes, France in 1858; Fatima, Portugal in 1917; and Medjugroje, Bosnia in 1981. St. Joseph (the father of Jesus) is the patron saint of family homes (since he provided Jesus' childhood home), and in the US it's a tradition for Catholics to bury a statue of St. Joseph in your yard in order to sell your home. That's not an official Catholic belief, and I don't know why it must be upside down. A monstrance is a vessel used to carry the bread which is believed to be the body of Jesus (since in the Gospel of John, Jesus said "This is My Body.") And a scapular (which means "shoulders") is a garment that Catholics wear from their shoulders as a devotion to Jesus - the belief is that Mary introduced it at Mount Carmel, saying "whosoever wears this scapular shall never endure the fires of Hell." Does that answer your question?
@charlesferguson9117
@charlesferguson9117 4 жыл бұрын
I'm grew up in a strict Mexican catholic family and I had 2 brothers and 4 sisters and my moth was one of ten! So this was enjoyable to watch😂
@gracevandersloot530
@gracevandersloot530 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA I'm from a catholic fam of 2 boys and 4 girls and my Dad is one of 10 kids in his fam loolllll
@strive4252
@strive4252 5 жыл бұрын
Im so happy right now! Being Catholic is awesome!
@aviladauvin
@aviladauvin 3 жыл бұрын
As a Catholic trying to break into the industry, this was so ENCOURAGING! At least I'll get on the Stephan Colbert Show...;)
@kirant6112
@kirant6112 8 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Colbert!
@firewordsparkler
@firewordsparkler 8 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about catholicism, but this was so enjoyable.
@mrplummer1988
@mrplummer1988 8 жыл бұрын
great chemistry
@jasondownsnet
@jasondownsnet 7 жыл бұрын
What an awesome fun clip?! Watching two people have a sincere intimate conversation is so much better than watching Fallon smash eggs in his head.
@3817tuamigo
@3817tuamigo 8 жыл бұрын
Amazing!! GO CATHOLICS!! 🙏🏽
@nsphilip
@nsphilip 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Go and root out the rapist priests and have them prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. No? Oh...you don't mind priests raping children?
@charlesferguson9117
@charlesferguson9117 4 жыл бұрын
FAX
@3817tuamigo
@3817tuamigo 3 жыл бұрын
@@nsphilip I support rooting them out 100%. Same with leaders in any institution I am a part of. If my government officials are accused of rape I think they should be rooted out and tried as well. Doesn’t make me want to stop being an American. Just sad that members of a group I’m in did horrible things.
@FoxForcex5
@FoxForcex5 8 жыл бұрын
i loved every minute of this, Stephen at his best tbh
@zeyma1998
@zeyma1998 8 жыл бұрын
This video will never get old, pls have her back on the show
@KevinandAshley
@KevinandAshley 8 жыл бұрын
I adore this! Thank you!
@coachchris548
@coachchris548 6 жыл бұрын
Our Blessed Mother, the immaculate conception.
@jesusdiazzz6369
@jesusdiazzz6369 4 жыл бұрын
catholic people are not christians , she is not God or the mother of God.
@torioco
@torioco 6 жыл бұрын
“Don’t you come into my house and try to stump me with a scapular” 💀
@Twinkleb135
@Twinkleb135 8 жыл бұрын
WONDERFUL - and what's even MORE amazing is all those who HATE ROMAN CATHOLICS and just TROLL FB. Sad = we will pray for you!
@violetsnotviolence
@violetsnotviolence 8 жыл бұрын
Stephen, do a round two of Catholic Throwdown with Jack White!
@jflores85
@jflores85 7 жыл бұрын
I think the Apparition of the Miraculous Medal and Our Lady of Guadalupe are my favorites.
@Harp2033
@Harp2033 8 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel better about being Catholic.
@Poggers7718
@Poggers7718 5 жыл бұрын
Boi
@jesusdiazzz6369
@jesusdiazzz6369 4 жыл бұрын
catholic people are not christians.
@stephenking5852
@stephenking5852 4 жыл бұрын
Gold Onyx, yes we are. “Catholics not being Christians” is a misconception, along with the “fact” that we practice idolatry.
@armysister125
@armysister125 4 жыл бұрын
@@jesusdiazzz6369 literally the catholic church was the first christian church to exist left by christ himself for us
@jesusdiazzz6369
@jesusdiazzz6369 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenking5852 No its not and you guys do practice idolatry.
@jasonh.8754
@jasonh.8754 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing brightens my day more than watching Catholics talk about themselves! But seriously, I can see now that the Catholic Church wants to be loved. They have all the money and power in the world but all they want is love.
@Noiiizeeey
@Noiiizeeey 8 жыл бұрын
How is this different from those Tolkien quizzes that Stephen likes to do? I see what attracts him to religion now, all those characters, stories and quotes.
@PaperJulia
@PaperJulia 8 жыл бұрын
+NezihBouali Yeah, and when you say you believe in god nobody thinks you're insane or bullies you in school. It all makes sense now!
@puwcdqsstf
@puwcdqsstf 8 жыл бұрын
+NezihBouali Well that and he was raised Catholic.
@LuisManuelLealDias
@LuisManuelLealDias 8 жыл бұрын
+NezihBouali yep, catholicism is exactly like this, filled with crazy entertaining stories, but we usually only hear about the rapist teachers of them so...
@Mystic_Christopher
@Mystic_Christopher 8 жыл бұрын
Also Tolkien is far more believeable, lol
@jandreid1056
@jandreid1056 8 жыл бұрын
+NezihBouali Yeah, that's the one thing that attracts me about religions... its history and culture. And I'm atheist.
@bordertown
@bordertown 8 жыл бұрын
Colbert has got to be the greatest Catholic American ever, right up there with Charles Carroll and JFK.
@user-xc1fq2qy8y
@user-xc1fq2qy8y 5 жыл бұрын
DizzyFromShirbert lol
@tipofmytongue1024
@tipofmytongue1024 5 жыл бұрын
@DizzyFromShirbert Really JFK and Stephen Colbert? LMFAO That's what the "greatest" the American Catholic Church has produced? GTFO
@clonewarsanakin2521
@clonewarsanakin2521 4 жыл бұрын
@@tipofmytongue1024 we also have Galileo, leonardo da Vinci, isaac newton, etc.
@jamesh6024
@jamesh6024 3 жыл бұрын
I refer you to Conan, Bill Murray, John Mulaney, RFK, Fr. James Martin, SJ
@thelonegunman2622
@thelonegunman2622 3 жыл бұрын
Bishop Fulton Sheen?
@Nefertum1000
@Nefertum1000 6 жыл бұрын
Have to say didn’t like him ( Colbert) before, now that I know he’s Catholic, he’s great! I’ll watch more of him.
@margokupelian344
@margokupelian344 Жыл бұрын
Me too, but he should act more like a Catholic. His shows are non Catholic.
@anthonypalo8191
@anthonypalo8191 7 жыл бұрын
wow! im still smiling!
@user-xy4bi1ru2i
@user-xy4bi1ru2i 2 жыл бұрын
This is so beautiful ❤️
@LutherusPXCs
@LutherusPXCs 8 жыл бұрын
Damn that dislike bar, the butthurt is of the charts.
@tenlosol
@tenlosol 8 жыл бұрын
you shoukd see it on the DeRay McKesson video.
@tenlosol
@tenlosol 8 жыл бұрын
+The Contrarian it looked worse earlier when it was a good fourth to third of the bar total.
@transcendentape
@transcendentape 8 жыл бұрын
+Luther Paul I'm curious, what do you remember of the dislike bar when you made your comment, because I see your comment as being 3 days ago (edited), but I see 2,677 up to 111 down on the dislike bar on the early end of 23 January 2016. I see the video as being posted on 19 January. This could be an interesting reflection of how television viewers and cable cutters respond to divisive statements about Christianity. What is the original air date of this portion of the show, do you know?
@bethechange52
@bethechange52 8 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious if you are a catholic! OMG! How funny! Wow, they are good!
@parkinlox9049
@parkinlox9049 Жыл бұрын
Patrica Heaton looks AMAZING!! Holy moly !!!!! .... and actually watching this made me WANT to be Catholic !!! lol. love them both so much
@georgegonzalez1408
@georgegonzalez1408 9 ай бұрын
I ❤ this so much!
@butterflykisses6842
@butterflykisses6842 6 жыл бұрын
These guys make me proud to be a Catholic :-)
@LSK49rs
@LSK49rs 6 жыл бұрын
oh this is so funny because only Catholics can laugh about themselves like this and understand we are not demeaning the Church.
@queerchaos13
@queerchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gods, this is so lovely.
@littledesignlady9224
@littledesignlady9224 2 жыл бұрын
So awesome!
@violetowl136
@violetowl136 6 жыл бұрын
This is so cute!
@sheepkingstudio
@sheepkingstudio 8 жыл бұрын
Who else knew every answer?
@Quetzal00358
@Quetzal00358 8 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I did not. I need to read up on this stuff lol
@eileen2099
@eileen2099 8 жыл бұрын
+Sheep King I knew every answer! I was so proud of myself, too. :)
@chipguggemos3348
@chipguggemos3348 8 жыл бұрын
+Sheep King They did great! - I've seen Stephen do this sort of thing with others, like Jack White of the White Stripes. They both were right (& wrong) about Mary's bodily Assumption - the Church has not ruled on if Mary died or was taken up by her Son still alive. I believe the dogmatic proclamation was worded "...at the end of her natural life..." They got the major Marian apparitions correct but did you know one occurred in Champion, WI? Međugorje is not yet approved, either, so that shouldn't yet be on the list (or at least not on my list). Also, the St. Joseph statue as real estate agent is a funny story but I do cringe when people believe the burying upside down business - there's a real danger of it going from pious prayers for intercession of the Lord's earthly father to becoming a dangerous faith in a good luck charm.All-in-all great fun and it is nice to see Catholic-on-purpose-and-joyfully-so people in entertainment sharing their common faith.
@TeresaWolfe
@TeresaWolfe 8 жыл бұрын
Me!
@crochetingcanuck
@crochetingcanuck 6 жыл бұрын
Born and raised Catholic, and I didn't even know most of this stuff lol.
@adriana19952
@adriana19952 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as she asked about selling your house faster I automatically knew the answer before she finished. Lol
@graciediaz1987
@graciediaz1987 8 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite thing on you tube
@cf3129
@cf3129 2 жыл бұрын
Catholics unite! Love it 😂🙋🏼‍♀️
@dianeseim5237
@dianeseim5237 8 жыл бұрын
Hey Stephen & Patricia: What about Saint Patricia of Naples? Left her family to devote her life to God. Feast day is Aug. 25th.
@frezerh
@frezerh 3 жыл бұрын
Love the mix of "Dont Stop Til You Get Enough" and "Shake Your Body Down To The Ground" as the intro music!
@jhendersonic
@jhendersonic 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve retained more from this interview than I ever did in Catholic religious education classes growing up. 😂
@danielpoblete984
@danielpoblete984 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're not a catholic I don't mean to exclude you. althought we love to do that." -John Mulaney
@alondrasalomon3305
@alondrasalomon3305 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@iglooo102videos
@iglooo102videos 8 жыл бұрын
Patricia Heaton is a great actress in "Everybody Loves Raymond"...
@EricAlHarb
@EricAlHarb Жыл бұрын
Eastern Rite Byzantine Catholic here. Most of this went over my head.
@melavzla
@melavzla 2 жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't do that to St. Joseph!" I'm dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@the_light_writer
@the_light_writer 8 жыл бұрын
Throwdown starts at 1:54. :)
@transcendentape
@transcendentape 8 жыл бұрын
I love how from a distance, Colbert's Christianity is indistinguishable from Tolkein fandom.
@neilmarceau5980
@neilmarceau5980 8 жыл бұрын
I'm so satisfied I knew the Monstrance and Scapular!
@fernman2162
@fernman2162 7 жыл бұрын
Simply Awesome!
@freyloda
@freyloda 8 жыл бұрын
She'll always be Debra
@GuadalupePicasso
@GuadalupePicasso 4 жыл бұрын
The church traditionally teaches that Mary did die, and the tradition says that the Apostle Thomas missed the funeral, arriving 4-days late. Upon arriving, he insisted on opening her tomb, declaring that he wanted “to see the body of the Mother of our Lord one last time”, whence they discovered that her tomb was empty.
@theresahenderson2424
@theresahenderson2424 2 жыл бұрын
nope......Mary went into a state of dormition, and was assumed into heaven. If you don't agree, lets agree to not agree. Both of us, I'm sure need to learn more about our faith, the one we profess.
@GuadalupePicasso
@GuadalupePicasso 2 жыл бұрын
@@theresahenderson2424 the word “Dormition” means “falling asleep”, and is what the church traditionally called death for those in the faith. I’m a Byzantine Catholic, and we specifically celebrate Mary’s Dormition, and I assure you that we agree on this point far mode than you’re letting on.
@noelfernandez8923
@noelfernandez8923 2 жыл бұрын
Mary also appeared also in my country, India😃❤. She was appeared in Vailankini, South India. Where she's given the title, "Our Lady of Vailankini"🥰🥰
@brooksbrooks6805
@brooksbrooks6805 3 жыл бұрын
Colbert is an absolute nerd about EVERYTHING in his life and its awesome! 🤣
@tubekxb
@tubekxb 8 жыл бұрын
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