Uber Stories

[@tonyreyes3780]

There’s no greater sense of relief than getting into an Uber and seeing a middle eastern guy mumbling into a Bluetooth. Knowing you’ll be left the fuck alone for the duration of your trip

[@mrscruffles801]

People who leave you alone are the real mvps. The worst is when it's an elderly white guy, you know he's gonna have an unconsentual conversation with you.

[@pocketgrim4942]

@@mrscruffles801 Me realizing ive been conversationally r**ed in every cab or uber ive ever been in lmao

[@BalsamicJeebs]

​@@pocketgrim4942ive been unconsensually r***d by my gay dad many times

[@mrscruffles801]

@pocketgrim4942 Dude I shouldn't be obligated to talk to someone when I'm already paying them for their services, especially if I'm not in the mood to.

[@KarazolaX]

The kind of guy who will think because he's speaking a different language, you can't tell he's in an argument by the fact he's yelling into the phone

[@LeoSkyro]

Bro just IMAGINE if Adam ever said he doesn't tip on Ubers, what Nick would say lmao

[@SHACOBES123]

He'd prolly call him a fuckin bug. That shits his pants

[@BS-bl2ut]

Lmao @ ‘Nick would say lmao’

[@dom-ru5cc]

He would literally never let it go like the guitar center story

[@ZeranZeran]

True and hilarious

[@ZeranZeran]

​@Mr Spitsworth You need to settle down.

[@ZinkyStinky]

Not gonna lie, I really like this GTA driver. Homie drives smooth and chill.

[@StevenSeagull]

Thanks boss I appreciate that

[@ManicDepressedSillyBilly]

@@StevenSeagull hey I actually have a question for you. How do you set like a cruise control like that? In order to not go max speed I have to hold down w and let go every couple of seconds, it's very annoying and doesn't give a smooth ride. How do you accelerate like you're not just slamming the gas pedal?

[@Comrade911]

@@ManicDepressedSillyBilly Use gamepad

[@brianbadonde9251]

@@ManicDepressedSillyBilly controller is the only way because the triggers sense pressure. Keyboard buttons are analog and only have a pressed or not pressed function

[@majikss]

@@brianbadonde9251 pretty sure that they use the mouse to aim where they want to go not the keyboard

[@inktoxicant]

I give this compilation a five star gayting

[@Schuylock]

Got his ass

[@Hunter_Brandon]

What about a brown star sucking?

[@lastEvergreen]

Gayting is what the rastas call Adam

[@Stonewall29]

Hell yeah dude

[@TheVictoriousShot]

Nick sits with his legs crossed in the back of the car

[@sup3rghandi]

In his car seat

[@tapiture3720]

I was trying to visualize what that meant but I couldn’t

[@TraeSMR]

Ole Baby Leg Mullens

[@elgringofeo9348]

Who fukin does that tho?

[@Ty-jl8gq]

That's autistic

[@fokii9880]

“Tipping is harmful and exploitative and that’s why I won’t be tipping you” -the podcasting millionaire

[@yabton5110]

the trotsky trick

[@etangbose4755]

@J.bar3.0 this right here, work in the kitchen or dont work in a reasturant as a guy

[@DannySullivanMusic]

haha nice!

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

@@j.bar3.077You’re not gay. You need to step up your homosexuality, bruh. Also, based on your cute little profile icon it would seem you’re the kind of dude that buys “tactical gear” online 😂

[@NoFlu]

​@jemimallah2591my best friend was about to say he doesn't do it cuz its new and (my interprtation) doesn't want to establish tipping uber drivers as a norm. He said he tips cab drivers, which is literally the same thing as a Uber driver, except dumbass laws prevent people from becoming regular cab drivers so they gotta go with Uber...

[@acetate909]

I'm starting a ride share service called Roam Dome. It doesn't cost money but you have to give the driver road head. Tips are optional. Just the tips are encouraged.

[@finnanutyo1153]

Should be a thing. Gonna have to start from grass roots.

[@StevenSeagull]

Ass roots*

[@rschwartz666]

Rules of the road

[@trancebodega2739]

@@finnanutyo1153 ass gas or grass roots

[@FreakinSweet86]

Hey, if it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth.

[@degiguess]

My favorite thing to do is cuss out my Uber driver until they're about to cry and then get out and leave them a 5 star review

[@zombiemurderisfun]

My favorite thing to do is not say anything at all to my Uber driver and give the “great conversationalist” compliment

[@xinniethepooh7174]

@@zombiemurderisfun Done that multiple times while high lmao

[@Comrade911]

I'd tell you to go **** yourself and ask you to give me a 1 star rating. Even if you were my dad

[@hex8787]

@@zombiemurderisfun Holy shit it's the RoachDoggJr

[@bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477]

@@zombiemurderisfun what’s your Uber rating I’m gonna start doing that

[@crlyhdedfnck]

It's funny how Adam namedrops Chapo Trap House instead of Cum Town and the woman still got mad at him.

[@mrscruffles801]

Can you imagine what her reaction to cum town would have been?

[@ZeranZeran]

8:22 "Well I got out of vietnam.. got a bitch pregnant, and the circus was in town.." _Stav fucking explodes_

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Real socialism is not tipping your Uber to send a message

[@rg9810]

Got out of Vietnam. Got a bitch pregnant. Circus was in town. Lmaooooo CLASSIC

[@horatio8858]

stav loved that black sandwich joke because he loves sandwiches

[@jojoflynn7309]

What's funny is Adam's "I don't use Uber" comment ended up being an incidental power move as that lady ended up throwing a multi post tantrum about it on twitter

[@Tunkkis]

As is to be expected nowadays.

[@WhayYay]

Yeah he knew that would happen that's why he did it

[@wizarddog5049]

Where can I see the tweets

[@topleybird2443]

Adam is really good at hiding his power level.

[@jedaaa]

So we can actually find out who this crazy bitch is ????

[@911ruinedbrendanfraserscar5]

lol Nick can cross his legs in a car

[@TimmyMcGowan]

criss cross apple sauce ass mf

[@ilx1]

solidarity ✊

[@AZOMBIERYO]

Last time i got in an uber the driver was a *trans person* who kept talking to me about magic the gathering Sadly *they/them* passed too much as a cute girl and as a gay man i had no interest in a sexual encounter with someone so feminine

[@bobjohnson7148]

Damn you were in an Uber with Adam???

[@plasmascreens8104]

This comment is like if you compiled every Cum Town youtube video’s comments section into a single spreadsheet and had a bot pick words from it at random

[@yabton5110]

if a girl is into guy stuff, chances are they're not cis.

[@kharnifex]

That's one funny bot

[@NoFlu]

​@@plasmascreens8104hell yea dude, that such a fucking dumb idea. Somebody should train an AI on Cumtown comment sections and unleash it into the web

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

That clown bit is hilarious

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

You're gay

[@lobmin]

This very video won me over, I'm officially a casual fan of the show now.

[@ThePatriotsGun]

Sometimes I get imposter syndrome when I've been doing Lyft/Uber because I'm of Middle Eastern descent but I was born here so I don't have a spicy ethnic accent. It really seems to throw passengers off. Also I'm gay.

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

I love that Adam also told his Lyft story when he was on chapo

[@trancebodega2739]

it involves them

[@MTGMitch]

Tom Myersssss...An Uber Driver!

[@TurtleeyTY]

Every NYC cab driver having the intro of Head Like A Hole playing in their head is such a sleeper joke

[@Soloman_Gumball]

They should part time for uber just to guarantee they'll have material forever.

[@kcleveland1987]

Had an Uber dude come in and take a shot and hit some weed with us after he dropped us off. Doubt he was done for the night🤣

[@vive3483]

i like the gta driving footage

[@vevvenennevvev5945]

2:12 He doesn't understand that it was a scam conversation meant to guilt him into tipping big.

[@doraemon402]

Tips shouldn't even exist, it's an excuse to not pay your workers when they can very much do it

[@MayorOfMidland]

Tips should exist, when buying a luxury item and you ask for expert advice while making your decision. You should tip that professional

[@mrscruffles801]

10000%

[@mrscruffles801]

@MayorOfMidland. Uber is not a luxury item, it's a glorified taxi

[@sketchyforlife]

Nick’s right about the tip thing, tipping benefits employers most and tipping is never good enough to supplement a better wage. Also i’m gay.

[@justinw2232]

Such a gay point of view

[@droideca88]

@@justinw2232 im gay

[@johnorson6907]

No, he’s not. Lots of sub-minimum wage employees make great money because of tips. If you’d ever worked in food service you would know that.

[@tlss619]

@@johnorson6907service workers only like it so they can simultaneously complain about what they get paid and brag about how much they make

[@SamuraiCypher]

As a former black car driver; whenever we didn’t have our private bookings, we used Uber Black to pad out time off the lot with our fleet. When you run Uber on the Black tier, you CHOOSE if you want Black, Select, and/or UberX (regular Uber rides) in your driver preferences. You only pick up “regular Uber” riders if you want to.

[@wizarddog5049]

Nick name dropped the daily Shoah was a great peak to Adam’s story

[@maxjamesfashion]

Based

[@zeldamage001]

Wow, I didn't even know this was GTA! I assumed it was something else, due to the lack of crashes, joyriding and general chaos :P

[@What-go8ng]

the girls name in the last story was Cenk Uygur

[@Erisblackstone]

Nothing is funnier than adam trying to tell a story where he looks funny and Nick just trying to do stupid sandwich puns

[@cinemacynic980]

2:20 is when the podcast almost became Reservoir Dogs...

[@antoniomosley4961]

The Daily Shoah? You mean the best podcast in the universe? Awesome.

[@Seth-qv9tu]

This was oddly satisfying to watch 🤘

[@berlinocelot]

I think Nick just confused the uber driver coz most people are too tall to cross their legs in a taxi.

[@JR-zi9vj]

Hes canonically 5'4 and also gay

[@JM-df5oi]

there’s a lot of reasons why they lose money, they settle a lot of cases that should be going to trial a lot of people are getting paid to keep their experiences quiet. I read somewhere there’s a lot of physical assault cases that are settled out of court including sexual assault. Look it up I can’t tell you everything

[@cheesybacon1000]

@blahblahblah1312 yeah, tell us here

[@bigredradish]

i WISH i knew that lady's podcast because i feel like i'd know exactly what she sounds like

[@StevenSeagull]

It’s called Hellbent and her name is Sara Lerner

[@hindmunter]

@@StevenSeagull she also apparently runs that alt history hillary won twitter account

[@bigredradish]

@@hindmunter this was somehow worse than i could have imagined

[@lol-fq9kc]

@@hindmunter lmfao thats so sad dude

[@theta426]

i know a bakery called "the grateful bread" lmfao

[@trevorploughman7529]

Panterabread

[@DonnySimpanero]

I’m Bam Margera and this is pay a black Uber driver to give me a ride up MLK Blvd. while I shout the N-word out the window.

[@B1055BH]

Wow. I’m from Little Rock and just heard the words “Little Rock” on this show. Never thought I’d see the day. 501 boiiiiii

[@deeznutz8320]

I remember it from a HBO documentary about gangbanging

[@slangy0]

Demolition man called out facetime in th 90's i wanba see a rich ass taco bell though

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

That lady made Chapo sound much cooler than it is.

[@BlueisNotaWarmColour]

I Googled Sarah Lerner and she looks exactly like you'd expect her to

[@merces47letifer4]

Mmhmm

[@josesalas2900]

Holy shit I just did too. the shnoz on that one

[@SniffnMeFingies]

Perfect choice of video my friend 👍

[@joeyoliver6779]

I don’t tip says the guy who makes a living off tips 😂😂

[@matthewallen9707]

this actually introduced me to nine inch nails...

[@nutty_tv2967]

I threw up in a Uber after eating McDonald's at 2am just fucking yamakhae'd a whole 20 piece chicken mcnugget in his back seat I gave him 3 dollars

[@Originalchili]

I hope life has gotten better

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

Adam has never tipped anyone in his life.

[@dubz636]

Who’s the guy that took Stav’s place in the 1st clip?

[@Meekmillan]

Brendan wardell or however you spell that shit

[@dubz636]

@@Meekmillan an actual answer to a question! A KZbin rarity. Thanks bro

[@us9r491]

@@dubz636 lmao

[@goff4745]

@@dubz636lmao now it’s gone. U remember who ?

[@unlimitedpower3157]

The flying car thing would never happen because most people can't drive normal cars. Can you imagine some bitch crash landing into a crowded area or into a building because they lost control?

[@Aaron-zk6jn]

Love that nick name dropped TDS

[@jordishima]

Scone Temple Pilots

[@Bigred88ftw]

I wanna see nicks Uber rating as a passenger

[@applecrumpies224]

My worst Uber experince happened a few years ago. He seemed disinterested in even providing me with the transportation I paid for. At the very end of the drive he suddenly got talkative, probably assuming I was going to provide him with a tip and good star rating. Not to mention the fact his car smelled dank and he tried masking it with cologne. Side note : The car was weirdly humid. suffice to say I gave him a 1 star rating describing the experience just so.

[@CanadiaNole]

I’m a simple man. I see Tom, I click

[@deeraredear]

it's kind of endearing how often nick brings up nine inch nails

[@asecretone]

I've given two different drivers three stars. Both were fucking around with their phones while they're driving

[@maxjamesfashion]

Now THAT is cool!

[@guynoir5968]

The Rolling Scones

[@alecjones4676]

I can't fucking stand how frequently Adam interrupts or talks over not just Nick and Stav, but their freaking guest

[@Peef_Spogdar]

“…I text Amber sometimes” 😂😂

[@supermcbrian]

hell yeah dude

[@HaIsKuL]

For some reason, a service sector where they interact the least with customers, have the most automated system, the most prevalent in the most developed countries, and have the most financially well-off workers compared to other lines of work in the service sector are the most entitled to gratuities.

[@reppingl]

What sector do you mean?

[@somegoddamnguy]

@@reppingl gay escort

[@nickmattio3397]

BonJovi’s sounds like a competitor to Bojangles or Bennigan’s lol

[@alik250]

Sick outro song

[@CCC_769]

the whole concept of tipping for everything is so weird here in europe

[@mactallica9293]

And in the US you're looked down upon if you don't tip

[@CCC_769]

@@mactallica9293 very odd to rely on someone else when doing your job tbf there is some tipping here in England but I find it’s mainly for delivery drives and taxi drivers

[@easelove]

sweet.

[@grimstarr187]

make an "Adam talks like an Italian" video

[@trevorcorey7910]

There’s some company that makes expensive ass bb rail guns. Nick should look into that, threatening Adam with a rail gun loaded with ball bearings would be funny.

[@AtticusHess]

"I GOT A BITCH PREGNANT, THE CIRCUS WAS IN TOWN" Im fuckin dying, and gay.

[@WDC_OSA]

I'm gay and I drive a bus.

[@trigger0403]

Nick does not like Adam no way man I think he just doesn't have any other friends 😂😂😂 he does not care what he has to say HAHAHA

[@trevorploughman7529]

Backstreet bun boys

[@bonson9156]

Stop interrupting Adam, it was actually a funny story.

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

I once had a driver that was, no joke, 600 pounds. And he had a cane. That’s all.

[@Southlakesown]

Avenged Sevenrolls

[@KilSwt2318]

Respect

[@Varg84]

Not tipping the uber driver? I didn't know Nick was a black man.

[@rajivsingh7378]

Diddy kong with his car seat and sippy cup

[@dedmin6119]

Adam’s last word was so funny

[@gempower8029]

3 years later uber is still a company sadly

[@johanhageland1461]

19:00 shoutout to the best podcast in the biz!

[@lovesosaJDPON]

7:53 lmfao

[@mgpBLARG]

We have self driving taxis in california. Worst prediction ever

[@trevorploughman7529]

Boyz to bread

[@JaSetsmokecheck]

The Eagles=The Beagles Hostel Bunnyflorres

[@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550]

Love You!

[@brians7901]

I have never tipped an Uber driver in my life.

[@SuperEagle112]

I had a fellow pizza delivery driver come in and say he had to pull over because he heard Candace Owens was going to be on a podcast…. Not currently on, just next…. I don’t understand how some adults act today. Also I’m gay

[@gp2860]

Only thing worse than Candace is people who can’t rationally process such a blatant and rarted grift.

[@_kyle7478]

My buddy got banned from Uber for punching his Uber driver in the face in his front yard

[@spacefertilizer]

That’s not right

[@_kyle7478]

@@spacefertilizer what would you do if your Uber driver got out of his car and followed you to your front door..?

[@spacefertilizer]

@@_kyle7478 invite him for some late night cuddling

[@_kyle7478]

@@spacefertilizer one person got unbanned from Uber and one was fired, should’ve added that detail

[@josecambronero9419]

The Almond Brothers

[@ronaldmcdon]

Bread Zepellin

[@fqproductions]

Sometimes ragging on Adam is funny but tbh listening to this much of it just pissed me off. What would be really funny is if the next time you guys interrupt Adam that much, he gets up and knocks ur asses out

[@degiguess]

okay adam

[@caseylayton4898]

Adam's prob gonna be the first to opt for getting his ass knocked out.

[@JohnDoe-ix6my]

hi adam

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

Hello baby jirl

[@slartibartlast968]

Does anyone here know what the tune is that plays at the end of this video? Thanks in advance and I am gay

[@StevenSeagull]

Links in the video description!

[@slartibartlast968]

@@StevenSeagull Thank you. I thought it was Nine Inch Nails because I am from the 90s and suck

[@RoshDroz]

Umm that last one was a Lyft story, acrually

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

2:44 - Adam may be the only jew to not know how businesses work and still talk shit about a company. Which makes him even worse than your average jew.

[@SneedEnthusiast]

What happened to your 9/11 video?

[@StevenSeagull]

Had to take it down cause KZbin didn’t like it

[@SneedEnthusiast]

@@StevenSeagull Damn. Is there a reupload somewhere?

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

@@StevenSeagull use bitchute