Stolen Valour: Straya Edition

[@joshuaryan1673]

I served with this bloke aisle 12 at woolies when the first wave of toilet paper hit the shelves

[@allenjenkins7947]

Good one, although he doesn't look tough enough for that assignment.

[@Venom-du9do]

Joshua Ryan looooollllll

[@whosyourdaddy842]

Ha ha, I bet he didnt save you, private.

[@Kurio71]

LOL, good one. Do soldiers get discounts at McDonalds?

[@joshuaryan1673]

@@Kurio71 only if you have a fake I.D or have a 2 for 1 coupon and get someone else to pay for you lol

[@Phunkiedeknition]

He's totally legit, I served with him in the Cronulla Riots.

[@OzzyWelder529]

Phunkiedeknition best comment ahahah

[@jacobbardetta2467]

Bruuhhhhhh that cracked me

[@davidbradley3227]

Awwwww maaaan HAAAAAAAHAAAAAHA!!!

[@Phunkiedeknition]

@@eugeneplummer1969 LOL. You know it's a joke right? Hows your toilet paper supplies?

[@mrcreepmcpasta2959]

@@hdfxdcsuperglide3016 it's a joke mate

[@tru2Seattle]

I never got into this kind of trouble whenever I impersonated an Army officer. Everyone would wave and thank me for my service by patting me on the back. It was wonderful. After I turned eight, I decided to be a Fireman instead

[@Toosii2times]

Wow! I see variations of this very original and hilarious comment on literally every stolen valor video on KZbin It’s sooooo witty 🤣 💀

[@bierbauch529]

You got us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@par32]

Trump is weird

[@hisinvisibleness-fn8qj]

More than hair sniffers kid diddler? Ium ok 😂​@@par32

[@hello_hi203]

U lucky my dad didn't let me dress up as a soldier because he thought it was disrespectful

[@Jesse-B]

"I'll need your service number".... **crickets**

[@Paul-Weston]

Lol, yeah that one stopped him in his tracks.

[@robertsmith9994]

It was total cringe moment..

[@mulonzee8773]

Got eeem!!!

[@RageAZA]

youd forget your mothers birthday before you forgot your SN... i know that because i regularly forget her birthday.

[@yvettefountain2796]

He's in Big Trouble

[@scottmclennan6114]

“I’m discharging”. Should get a doctor to look at that.

[@Denzel_Watchington]

*Hahahahaha*

[@codytran1719]

lmao

[@punkpatriot7938]

😂😂😂😂

[@tommywiseau6684]

I bet his discharge has the wrong colour too.

[@markbennett5626]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kierontang]

Sorry but I'm a SAS Navy Seal Major Staff Sergeant From Battlefield 4 Battalion, this guy is my General

[@kierontang]

+Scott Scown yes Sir

[@kierontang]

+Scott Scown Yes Sir on the double

[@emmanuelizidorio154]

How beautiful is this comment? OMG LOL

[@MrTacomassacre]

Another settlement needs help, though.

[@johnnyfedpost1776]

how dare you accuse him of stolen valor, back in 2010 I served with the United States 82nd Xbox live division, both the 82nd and the Aussie division were tasked with forcing the Russians out of Saudi Arabia as part of Operation Firestorm! we were both rewarded the 3rd Battlefield medal of bravery by GEN. Dice and Cpl. E.A. Frostbite!

[@Toosii2times]

It’s been 7 years and I’m still as eager as ever to see the follow up sit down Such an amazing video

[@Kalashboy420]

its a cool video but fucking far from amazing

[@eatery6565]

Turned out the guy had really severe mental health issues, I think he was let off free pending MH treatment - he meant no ill will

[@TheLeadHook]

Source?

[@verdansklad5465]

"I'll have your service number" ....Mission Failed, we'll get them next time

[@TechGamesAU]

Not bad, but you could have done better

[@LilSayo]

Im shocked that they have noticed him! He was wearing camo ffs

[@eljefe3252]

Bahahaahaha

[@TheKira699]

Commonly known as 'can't see me suits' but since they are now made in China, everyone can see them. I thought his beret looked odd and if was in the Navy and joined Commando selection and failed he'd go back to the Navy. By saying he went to Kapooka tells me he thinks he's a regular and Commandos are reservists. SAS are regulars. "I pulled this out of the cupboard this morning" What? Does he think his flag patch jumps from shoulder to shoulder during the night and they all play hooky in the cupboard?

[@mookie0271]

yeah ill say i only knew he was there when he spoke

[@yourmomgaylol4665]

hahaha

[@kentgil2526]

Funny xD

[@albanerimpyjama3043]

I went to Iran in World War 3 with him... he‘s legit!

[@RobertsIslandLivingAdventures]

Albaner Im Pyjama oh, in the Space Force. 😉

[@SDSD-qr6bz]

I went in the titanic👍

[@marshalltheman9505]

I’ll see you boys in Iran

[@OberteufelPingu]

@@marshalltheman9505 As corpses, I guess.

[@carrot_underground2320]

Albaner Im Pyjama mos ha be mut

[@gim1569]

He’s legit, I served with him in the battle of Geonosis

[@julianraiders1112]

On the Republic or separatists side?

[@julianraiders1112]

I convinced my mates daughter he and i had served in the clone wars on the separatists side.

[@braddles]

This guy isn't impersonating a soldier, I served with him all the way up to legendary eagle master.

[@jude1090]

god i remember when he was a wee lad serving under the gold nova regiment in scrub team 6.

[@Aussie_Tom]

As someone who's served in the Brotherhood of Steel as a Senior Paladin, I can confirm this guy is a complete fake. Probably a synth too.

[@ryrhuzzo8433]

ǝsınɹɔ ɯoʇ probs ghoul

[@bigorsetomatoesauce6403]

ǝsınɹɔ ɯoʇ that’s something a synth would say 😳🤔

[@olliemakesvideos125]

Probably a mutie...

[@MaloneysDigest]

He was moonlightin for the minute men.

[@SlashvsAdamSadler]

Fuck your B.O.S crap , long live the Enclave

[@ThatGuy-gt7wz]

"I'll have your service number", GG game over.

[@markwebber1423]

Ha! Once the Officer mentioned 'making inquires' and asked for his number you could tell by the fake soldiers face that he knew the charade was over 😁

[@spoor24]

Steven Marsh bro how did you fail Kapooka twice ??

[@marshalltheman9505]

One shot one kill

[@chazwazza36]

Second he dropped the service number line he knew he was fucked

[@blademaster9297]

You could hear that from the start when the sgt identified himself. Tried to comfort himself taking a sip of his coffee and give himself time to think lol

[@timmo5192]

This guy is legit I served with him in the Fall of Cybertron and he defeated Megatron by solo combat.

[@andygray4418]

For anyone wondering what happened after... "Police inquiries with the Australian Defence Force confirmed the 41-year-old Ashmore man had been discharged from the army in July last year and had only served as a recruit for two months. Sen-Sgt Reid said RAP had also spoken with the Navy who confirmed he had also never been a clearance diver. The man’s uniform was seized by police and he has been charged under the Commonwealth Criminal Code for impersonating a Commonwealth Officer, a charge that holds a maximum penalty of two years in jail. He will be fronting the Commonwealth Court at the Southport Magistrates Court."

[@WonderfulWorldOfSuit]

Fun Fact, I ended up seeing the court case because I enjoy watching cases. Was a weird one to see

[@TrailBlazer65]

​@@WonderfulWorldOfSuitPlease elaborate

[@WonderfulWorldOfSuit]

@@TrailBlazer65 Court Cases are open to public, and I enjoy going to watch cases at my local and supreme Court. Idk why, just interesting. Don't really remember much of what happened, just rang a bell the charge

[@Madmaxxxx1984]

Then again what am I kidding we're just as bad over here LOL perceived freedom

[@whydoineedahandle793]

@@WonderfulWorldOfSuitwas he jailed?

[@Eshayzbra96]

"I'm also a Sgt in the Royal Australian Army" "oh feck"

[@dgray3771]

Tbh I would not even arrest him. Just let the Jihadis know where this guy is.

[@majmikecalnan]

I believe he said Royal Australian Army to see what reaction he got from the suspect.

[@steved2623]

I hope he meant Australian Army, 5/11field regiment Royal Australian Artillery.

[@jackfrost81]

@@steved2623 you would hope so. "Royal" Australian Army? Yeah..

[@VenturiLife]

He also called a Sargeant... Sir too.. :) Only an RSM might be addressed as Sir. Sargeants are senior NCOs not officers.

[@irishguy8555]

I served with this Guy... He’s a good soldier... He would occasionally give me medi packs, and would sometimes drop weapons that I would pick up... Then my wifi was disconnected and we fell outta contact as many veterans do over the years...🤷🏻‍♂️😅

[@PearsAreOkay]

NA servers, right? Or was it the Asia-Pacific brigade?

[@perdbeer6713]

Thank you for your service. Wish I could say the same to telstra!

[@jessed0308]

LOL, DUDE THAT WAS FUNNY

[@SStupendous]

@$uicide Boy Smh the guy knows it's a joke...

[@spacewizard6960]

HAHAH this comment is the best one

[@TheDrYakub]

This guy is legit, I served with him during the Emu Wars of 1932

[@aspiknf]

Random emu: "FUCK YOUUUU!!! I WILL GET MY REVENGE MATE!!!"

[@keeley-jasminemaxinecavend9780]

🤣

[@nothankyou6483]

He looked like he shit his pants when he said I’ll need your service number at the end haha

[@atc200xfanatic3]

This is how calling out false valour is done. Proper. Calm. Professional.

[@geoffreyferguson1643]

Just crack him ahah 🤣 hood oos

[@clemsi7596]

Yeah I hate when the yanks get overly passionate and just scream like dereks “ HIRDURRR STOLEN VALOR !!!!!!

[@jamiek135]

A Stern kick to the face would have sufficed

[@Bpatientjuswait]

@@clemsi7596 what’s wrong with that? There letting people know that there phonies, let them be ashamed and embarrassed. A lot of the time they’ve had friends die wearing those uniforms. Idk I don’t see the problem with it 🤷‍♂️

[@NS-ms5eg]

@@clemsi7596well you have to remember a lot of veterans see and do very disturbing things during their service. A lot of them have to see team mates get killed in the line of service. So it’s understandable that when they see a fake soldier, they react with hostility.

[@jiggajigjones8210]

Thats my Dad. He served in the laundry services. He won many medals for his bravery and adding laundry softener to tighty whities.

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach3608]

Lmfao😂🤣

[@anonymoushunter9808]

Jiggajig Jones 😂 fuck sake man I’m laughing hard

[@brettbarlow2242]

Omg that's gold

[@steamedpunks]

Haha this one got me

[@tobes.]

He isn’t fake, I served with him in the Great Emu War

[@mavericktd]

Everyone remembers their service number....the look on his face when asked

[@vinorob]

You know it like your mum and dads phone number

[@neilmacke4039]

I worked with dementia patients and every ex soldier I nursed no matter how ill could remember their service number!

[@duncanb1981]

@@vinorob I can't remember my folks number from time to time, but I can't forget my regimental number.

[@vinorob]

@Sharpy Sorry to hear that. Try your local operator.

[@vinorob]

@Sharpy Sorry to hear that too. I was just having a poke at your comment for a laugh. I could have used better analogy other then mum and dads number but as a young lad leaving home, I had it etched in my mind and still iss. Take care

[@A-moose1234]

"I'll need your service number" "ohhh shit"

[@mcexposures]

lol I laughed on that xD

[@Wolfenhiem]

lol!! cant fake service numbers but hooked him in to coughing up more shit .

[@sbiegs3885]

+youituber momo Yes... A big OH SHIT face!!!

[@servicerifleshooter]

+Jacob Mault It's not the same in Aus, you are given a number after enlisting. It's actually called a PmKeys number now, not a service number, though people who enlisted prior to Pmkeys would also have a service number. If this member was still serving but discharging he would still have his Army photo ID with PmKeys number on it until the last time he drives out the barracks gate. Being in uniform with no ID is an immediate give away and (maybe?) an offense under the DFDA.

[@pokemondoritosandlove7868]

Oh shot he in trouble

[@jimmytwostones]

“Who’s this fella” “It’s a mam” “So it is, I’ll apologise to her when I see her”

[@blisterycrane6963]

He’s legit, I saw him in prison, for faking to be soldier.

[@Gregorio416]

Underrated

[@marknorris1381]

A legit fake?

[@rainey06au]

"who's this fellow here?" "uhh that's a maam.." LMFAO

[@drroidhammer3218]

rainey06au I’ll apologise to her when I see her 😂😂😂

[@underwaterdick]

@@drroidhammer3218 that was a great response to him!

[@ylent1200]

I fought against this guy in Afghanistan kandhar. I'm a Taliban veteran . He is a real one. Enemy approved

[@rumpwrangler1102]

Y Lent 1 tell me about fucking goats

[@inactive859]

Reaper One r/whooosh

[@zackscott903]

This was a good one😂

[@AT-ug9jo]

Reaper One absolute boomer

[@emanuel9918]

The funniest one

[@respectablebogan3276]

He's real, I served with him at Verdun

[@tms1234567]

Hughston Bloomfield thank you for your service. Viva la France 😂😂

[@spence7985]

Was the full metal bitch there too?

[@daniellonghorn4612]

Hahaha

[@respectablebogan3276]

@@tms1234567 believe it or not I'm not French. Despite having a French last name

[@respectablebogan3276]

@@spence7985 no sorry. Just frogs and Germans

[@uktokers]

Sorry to break this to everyone, and I knows it’s controversial, but I have a feeling this guy isn’t legit.

[@connr8691]

He’s real. I served with him in the Viking raids on Northumbria.

[@axlroesler8121]

Yeah man He was on my longship

[@simonmoore8414]

Plot twist= they aren't real police officers.

[@Deiikyss]

Simon Moore Imagine 😂😂

[@willmcc05]

Plot twist they arent in maccas

[@simonmoore8414]

@@willmcc05 plot twist: they are all aliens

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Plot twist = We aren't real either.

[@simonmoore8414]

@@basedbattledroid3507 the greatest plot twist of all 👍

[@patrickb6505]

He was wearing his beret inside. Instant giveaway.

[@thejuiceboxttv]

First thing i picked up on lol

[@rattussapiens2854]

Yep.

[@asdfg4330]

rook main

[@markbennett5626]

I thought the moisturizer on his face gave it away

[@badgermacleod5588]

Picked it up instantly.

[@thewaywardgrape3838]

'I'm also a Sergeant in the Royal Australian Army' - Commence Operation: Pantaloon Shitting

[@buchan448]

lol

[@ardshielcomplex8917]

As an on duty Cop hed be Army Reserve possibly ex Regular, no disrespect intended.

[@free2932]

I will admit I too like this gentlemen have impersonated an riflemen, in my defence the weapon I was using had a orange bit at the top and I was 9

[@airbrushingbynick6071]

It had Suckers on the Bullets too.🤣

[@buchan448]

lol

[@ardshielcomplex8917]

Its acceptable, we call you uber young guys pre RTB cadets.

[@NarooluCA]

The police officer keeps his cool, respect to you sir!

[@chinchilla505]

NarooluCA why does he need to lose his cool? you were expecting him to shoot the guy? this is NZed not america

[@irvingbisman384]

NarooluCA i thought it only happened in america. fucking hell

[@LukePTBA]

chinchilla505 It clearly says 'straya' on the title. The officer mentioned kapooka, a barracks near wagga-wagga in NSW where recruits go.

[@irvingbisman384]

***** i know it says Straya. and yes, i know about Kapooka. i'm australian myself. but i only ever heard of that kind of bullshit in america. i never thought it would ever happen here

[@irvingbisman384]

***** not to mention, any spec forces soldier at all, i dont even think much regular soldiers even brag about it at all. i know that in america that stolen valour is bad in the US and we are sorry that you have to put up with that kind of level of bullshit that they do. this is the first of its kind i ever heard of in australia. this man is actually arrested for the charge of impersonating a commonwealth officer and the max penalty is 2 years in jail (we say commonwealth because we are owned under the crown)

[@jamesgarrand458]

That guy is genuine. I served with him all the way from Stalingrad to Berlin. Good man.

[@JohnClarkGaming]

Bullshit you in the 6th to?

[@_Jebb_]

6th Rifle Division all the way sir!

[@mortarriding3913]

If that's so, then he's a hero of the people. But I'm going to need to see your service number...

[@kevshearer3245]

i served with this guy in normandy when we landed on the beaches.....he took out an entire german machine gun nest on his own......i can vouch for this guy....he is legit

[@Tarack1]

Hahaha! When he asked for his service number... the look on his face!

[@commandantteste2859]

Looking at the comments section, this man really is an inspiration. The number of people who've met him is a testimony to the countless battles and war he's fought in and his bravery to fight for whatever country he's serving.

[@evanrude414]

"fight for whatever country, **and time period** he's serving".

[@MrThailik]

I recall him , we were Salvation army together .

[@rumpwrangler1102]

david mildenhall I call bullshit!!😂

[@MrThailik]

@Cyanide Consumer LOL

[@firstlast8703]

looool

[@Jack-ci1qx]

He does know he’s not allowed to have his hands in his pockets, just a detail I noticed

[@vinorob]

And straightened up for the Sargeant

[@Jack-ci1qx]

vinorob depends if he is in uniform

[@vinorob]

@@Jack-ci1qx I would always straighten up If I knew it was a Sergeant or any rank above me and they were in civvies.

[@gavinowen2263]

@@vinorob I'm a kiwi but I'll still say thank you for your service sir!

[@OfficialXarleM]

"Where'd you do selection?" "Aah, Holsworthy..?" HAHAHA was WAITIN for that

[@GeneralG1810]

All kinds of LOL right there XD

[@Noimcuban]

WAIT he’s for real! I remember this guy. We both served together in the 501st, led by Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, during the clone wars in a galaxy far far away.

[@theredneckbuddha2763]

Shit 501st?? Lucky Trooper >:( My booty got fucked in the 442nd on Ringo Vinda during the siege of Cato Neimoidia, bastard clankers took my anal virginity

[@ashbyrne2201]

Every Australian cop speaks exactly the same! They must teach them that in the academy

[@willm687]

the assert dominance voice but without shooting people or yelling all the time like americans.

[@jsparrow1295]

I was gonna explain the whole “cops only react aggressively to potential threats in the U.S.” but for the sake of remaining friendly, I’ll abstain.

[@jiggajigjones8210]

Putin47 YOU RAYCIS N SHIT

[@knightlykin1499]

@@willm687 Yet the funny part is us Americans face a significantly higher threat that you Aussies do. You face what?...a pocket knife? Maybe a punk kid with a paint can? And we face, drug cartels, mafias, black market arms dealers, and we are home to one of the most violent gangs in the world, the MS13. And we should just calmly talk them into submission? Please. Hell, I don't think our police have enough APC's with how many gangs are armed with stolen military surplus. The MS13 kills soldiers in El Salvador and steals M16's and hand grenades and brings them back to the U.S. And they have about 30,000 active members. Do you realize how big that is? That's comparable to 3 military divisions.

[@finkamain1621]

@@knightlykin1499 Non-Americans fail to realize how many people live in the US and how easy it is to get guns from Mexico thanks to the Democrats

[@jasonw5636]

I still remember my service number and i've been out 23 years. number, rank and name. If you didnt remember this in basic training you spent a lot longer in the gas chamber.

[@Despond]

Sometimes it's just better to say: "Yeah you got me, I am an idiot".

[@ardshielcomplex8917]

Understandably he couldnt admit he was an idiot, his girlfriend was meeting him at MacDonalds.

[@scottamon8908]

You know you fucked up when you are wearing the flag on the wrong shoulder.

[@scottamon8908]

***** Shoulder.

[@samsteel128]

+iFritz "Sir, thats a German flag and we're Australian..."

[@wazza544]

+Scott Amon I think actually its not the flag, its the Australian Army insignia of the rising sun, or "sun never setting on the British Empire" if you want the 1914 meaning. It is a semi-circular badge with a crown in the middle on a patch which is oval in shape and referred to as a "biscuit" shape. And yes, it should be on the left shoulder not the right

[@renlentlesstourist7574]

Doesnt take 10 seconds to google an image of a soldier from your country.... learn a few tips on where patches go. But still. " im gonna need your service number " * guy shits himself ............... *

[@wazza544]

true

[@jonothandean1832]

He could've just said he's going to a dress up party lol

[@alexanderjohnston2662]

Exactly what I thought. But someone who would pull this shit isn't obviously to bright.

[@TriguredAzAndOthers]

My thoughts exactly. Laughed my arse off when I read your comment

[@richard6771]

Still impersonation of a soldier. He also bought a coffee there. Likley using a veterans discount.

[@that_guy_pal]

Richard oh yeah cause if you go to a fancy dress party you don’t leave the party at all. And there is no way anyone could ever go to McDonald’s whilst dressed up for said party. 🙄🙄

[@jayzah]

Or filming for a video

[@unknown.mp4]

This guy is legit. He served with me and my clan mates in the runescape wilderness for 5+ years now, he is the real deal believe me...

[@mylifestartsat8k]

He's legit, he was a medic in the front line, I watched him revive 2 soldiers and almost made it to prestige 6 until mum took the Playstation after I failed maths

[@acesoftrul3z]

The cop is trying so hard not to lose his shit, I can hear it in his voice

[@certaininterests7059]

acesoftrul3z na mate he just Victorian

[@jamie2051]

Certain Interests Damn this cop really from 1800s England?? 😳😳

[@certaininterests7059]

Jamie Levesley ok I’m gonna think you are kidding but if your not then a Victorian is a person from the state of Victoria in Australia

[@jamie2051]

Certain Interests Yeah I’m kidding don’t worry buddy. Thanks for the pleasant reply and take care.

[@certaininterests7059]

Jamie Levesley ok lol cheers 😁

[@ihaveasmalldickbut1399]

Who are the police offers talking to? *I can't see anyone*

[@Ramy_Ramz]

Old camo joke ha ha.. got me tho

[@squindle.]

Its just a floating head!

[@WIlliam_Billabong]

Where’s my head karen?

[@collossuss10]

I think it might be John Cena

[@RS-xq6je]

My cousin Doug the head

[@user-xt3nf6xc5c]

That look of ‘’oh shit’ when he was asked for his service number

[@chriswatson5034]

This guy is legit, I served with him in the Imperial Legion for the battle of Skyrim. Death to the Stormcloaks!

[@GuyC7]

This man is legit. He fought along side me in the battle of Helms Deep against the armies of Mordor.

[@bossbarley2666]

That's where you are wrong my good sir, we were fighting against the armies of isengard at helms deep, did not fight against the armies of Lord of for he was gravely injured at helms deep

[@ririandlivi]

This was almost great - except the armies of Isengard not Mordor fought at Helm’s Deep

[@GrimReaper-ly8zk]

That was a good show anyway.

[@swezzcheese6683]

I get it. haha You're info of which army you fought at Helm's deep being wrong is like you posing as a stolen valor yourself along with this feller that you're legitimizing. Veeery clever.

[@Michaelkayslay]

I was there too . Then I took an orc arrow to the knee

[@ihaveasmalldickbut1399]

"I need your service number" *Stops for a second* *Fuckk*

[@Sam-tb6id]

Nice username

[@ColdGski]

this guy is legit, I remember fighting alongside him during the emu war

[@raspydogv3738]

Jokes on him they’re fake police

[@MMR_LM]

"Who's this fellow?" "That's a man." I just died laughing.

[@zacandmillie]

epic.apri.39 He said "That's a Ma'am" in other words a female Officer. As in we call Officers Sir or Ma'am.

[@MMR_LM]

Zac+Millie+Buddy Ah.

[@AceITH007]

I think he said mam.

[@MMR_LM]

BaSH PROMPT I'm just going to restore this to call out the +1 of your own comment.

[@tofueats5346]

+BaSH PROMPT (ಠ,ಠ) That still doesn't answer the question the officer asked him. Who's this person? Oh that's a woman. Doesn't name her rank or position. It's just as stupid as his first answer.

[@highihigh]

He froze when asked for his service number

[@dangerdan2592]

+Kim Nicole It means that he didn't know his service number, which means he might be lying.

[@Fat-nasty]

I'd freeze too. I don't even know what my service number is either.

[@Fat-nasty]

+Gregory Opera is this the same thing as DoD ID?

[@Fat-nasty]

People can just ask you for your ssn?

[@Fat-nasty]

Are you a service member?

[@KryXOXO]

I’ve served with this poor bugger, we were in the first crusades together.

[@patrickh5003]

This man is legit, i had a mate who fought with him during the battle of whiterun and unfortunatley he copped an arrow to the knee

[@DanHomeAtLast]

"I'll need your service number"... silence

[@sionsoschwalts2762]

I don't know my PM Keys number... They forgot to give it to me🤣

[@aphexau]

I'm pretty sure your PMKeys would be ingrained into your brain after the first week; writing it on all issued shirts, pants, boots, socks etc 😂

[@stuey7777]

The bearded guy i was also one of last to march out with both a service number and PM Keys. When was this, 2002 wasn’t it?

[@yesman907]

@The bearded guy Totally agree. I was in the Army Reserves for a few years from when I was 18. I'm over 55 now, and I still remember my old service number. Hate these pricks.

[@djmankiewicz1000]

what's your service number? I'm civilian so just wondering. is that like your dog tag number?

[@idiotnoobbum]

as a cherokee indian i can confirm he is 100%real, i saw him on the same boat as Christopher Columbus when they came on our land in 1492.

[@donovanreep2650]

Bullshit. He's in camouflage, there is no way that you saw him.

[@rumpwrangler1102]

How did you see him at Plymouth Rock while you were in the Casino?

[@Austin-sv6io]

Columbus never made contact with the Cherokees.

[@SStupendous]

@@Austin-sv6io You're one thick brick

[@re_pete]

I like how the sergeant was more calm and civilised while calling this guy out unlike most sergeants

[@samblack5313]

He was flexing his ego, nothing more. Stop wasting time, piggy.

[@non-masturbatingtyrannosau3476]

And 100% calmer than Americans

[@anthonybyrne7332]

This guy is legit. I served alongside him in the Earth battle against the Xindi in 2164 against Capt. Johnathan Archer and the Enterprise

[@peterl4480]

All that just to get a $2 discount on a burger.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Coffee.

[@Josh-xw1yt]

There are no military discounts in Australia.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

@@Josh-xw1yt Ain't that some shite! The guy was just "dressed to impress" then, what an idiot and good thing the cop noticed his mistakes.

[@jayd13]

@ work, we had a guy that lied about his military service. LOL. Some guys that actually served started to get suspicious of him. Certain things he claimed that they said were not accurate. He had dog tags. He has a bag that he said was military issue. The army guys said that he bought that at a surplus store. Once he claimed he had to get some time off for training or something. The boss received an email for a sargent at a gmail account. LOL. With that said, why would he answer these questions. I would tell him to f off. I have places to go. LOL.

[@primetime2362]

Tom B my dad who served for 18 years would get half price off his meals every time he went to hungry jacks

[@alduin69]

I don't really care either way what happens, but THIS is the way it should be handled. Very calmly, professionally, and without being like "STOLEN VALOUR MUH FRIENDS IS DED"

[@NunYaaBizz]

+Niko Delmedico lol real nigga shit I HAVE FRIENDS WHO DIED

[@psuedosect9287]

Imagine working on something for years hard work you've lost many friends in the process of getting it done and you see someone holding a fake replica claiming they did the work the lost their friends they did all the shit you did when they didn't do you know how infuriating that would be I would gladly watch a marine scream at a phony if it meant he would never falsely wear the uniform again

[@alduin69]

I'd be calm like this no matter what. Yelling "STOLEN VALOUR, YOU ****** ***** ***** ****** *** SHEKELS *****" won't do crap.

[@alduin69]

Nikolaj Pedersen Bre your name just made me kek in class lmao

[@psuedosect9287]

+Nikolaj Pedersen It's called a fucking analogy moron and if the guy is getting calmly told to take the uniform off then he's going to do it again i have a perfect analogy that will get it through your dense skull but you'd probably bitch at me about that

[@imadeyoureadthis1500]

He’s legit, I fought with him in the crusades

[@bartbug1]

He was my opo during my IETs, we were door gunners during a Space Shuttle mission, he said he was keen for SF......glad he made it through, was an awesome operator. But so glad he was rocking the IR patch on his left sleeve, which ensure's he safe from any CAS fire....but those ANF patches do have a tendancy to jump from one velcro patch on one side to the other, it was a constant bug bear of mine.

[@blake1713]

That police uniforms is fucking bad ass

[@crack432]

Welcome to Australia ;)

[@ascendedfashy9632]

Blake17 Australia

[@heveyweightheveyweight5399]

no its not they can't even move in it they grew t thrown on there ass its candles and a tee shirt not smart t all to wear all that shit

[@UnderFried]

+Heveyweight Heveyweight English please.

[@ascendedfashy9632]

Blake17 welcome to Australia

[@breakingtoast2255]

its funny I haven't been in the army for over 25 years and I can still remember my service number without thinking about it

[@elitedavidhorne8494]

My grandad could still rattle off his number on his deathbed. He barely had the strength to mumble and didn't know where he was. But he could still recite his service number. You just dont forget that shit!

[@RichardPhister]

STOLEN VALOR *REEEEE* *REEEEEEEEEE*

[@chriswilloughby5295]

I left 2006 or 8 can't remember but service number is 25191079 2nd battalion royal Anglian regiment you never forget your number ha ha you say it every day

[@Taxi4B]

Hell, I was a cadet over 20 years ago and remember my number. I also remember my ICQ number lol

[@5updates686]

Same. I'll never forget that dam number haha. Its like your date of birth.

[@grandzeno9925]

The police officer should know He’s legit he captured hitler and osama and even killed predator with Arnold.

[@brendanf5817]

"That's a Ma'am is it? I'll apologize to her when I see her". Gotta love the attitude of that cop.

[@JeremyS86]

In a past life i served with her Majesty’s forces in India. This man is the real deal

[@davidw1634]

police acadamy quote

[@JeremyS86]

D W no its a true story

[@shreysharma7682]

अंग्रेजो भारत छोड़ो

[@JesusisJesus]

This guy got royally fucked over. 2 years jail for that, holy shit!

[@srsly2]

Proof ?

[@Prince-yr1ln]

Jesus Christ

[@ofangatuvai413]

lies

[@srsly2]

+Ofa Ngatuvai need proof either way

[@ofangatuvai413]

+srsly2 i was not directing my comment to you i was directing it to "no name" just having a gigle when he wrote jesus ahaha. but yeah i live nesr this gc maccas aye and this fella was on the news. oi jesus does have a burdon of proof but also you dont need to make everyone propve what they have to say. you sound a bit boring lol

[@jasonphillips8606]

I can confirm his identification. We fought together in the battle of bog roll.

[@Igetnorespect]

God bless this warrior. He fought in the Korean and Vietnamese war and Carthegean war as well.

[@helpstopanimalabuse8153]

True Story-I would like to thank this channel for pointing me in the right direction. I had a very abusive stepfather who claimed he was a POW in WW2. I never believed him as when he got drunk he would tell conflicting stories. I was watching one of your videos & i stumbled upon a website that outed people who were stealing soldiers identitys. Through speaking with a researcher from this website he found the grave site of the real soldier who passed away in 2017. I checked the service record number & my stepfather was using the same record number. He had stolen this soldiers identity from a very young age. My stepfather had never been in the army. Every ANZAC day i had to watch him march down the streets of Sydney with all these medals that the real soldier had earned or most likely purchased from a collector. The surviving members of the unit had either 2 or 3 medals. My stepfather had 19!!!! I have contacted the Police & they are looking at charging him with various counts of Fraud,stolen identity & many various charges. One of his biggest mistakes was he wrote a book telling his BS stories of being a POW & being a mastermind of attempted escape of attempts. My goal is to have the appropiate medals returned to his family. I have always believed in Karma & hopefully he will spend the rest of his life in a prison Infirmary. "If you tell the truth it becomes part of your past. If you tell a lie it becomes part of your future,"

[@Dang00TheAlienIAmTheRealOne]

any update?

[@hyper6354]

r/thathappened

[@pulpydischarge5447]

update me lad

[@hyper6354]

Danny r/thisisntasubredditbutwowthatwasdeep

[@helpstopanimalabuse8153]

@@Dang00TheAlienIAmTheRealOne Yes Dan, He has been charged with 34 counts of Fraud, Stolen Identity, Tax Evasion, Welfare Fraud & obtaining financial gain by deception in making proceeds from his book of lies he had printed. Heis looking at between 8-12 years in Prison. he will die in prison. It took a lot of investigation but here is the backstory. He did sign up for the Infantry when the ship came to take the troops to Cairo, Egypt he ran to the hills rather than be a man & fight for his country. Until the 1973 under the Department of Defence Act it says "No soldier will be executed except for 4 breaches. 1) Dereliction of Duty, 2) Runnibg away & fighting for the enemy , 3) Espionage &4) Going absent without leave. Knowing full well he was facing a death sentence he needed to steal someones identity. He chose the identity of a actual soldier, used his,name, date of birth, service number , everything. He literally became a double of this person & since 1945 he would tell all his fake stories to his friends or anybody who would listen to him. He became a Paedophile. Because of the shame of being a coward & therefore not feeling like a true man he would rape young boys between 4-12. This is how he would reclaim his power by raping little innocent, defenceless children. I pray that there is a heaven & hell as i really hope he suffers in the after life but i have been assured that he will suffer in Prison as in Australia we all know what happens to Pardpophiles in prion. Not even gangs in prison will offer them protections. It's being a long journey but at last he will pay the price he deserves. All his medals in his posession have being seized & the appropiate medals sent to the real soldiers surviving family. Hope he rots in hell for eternity.

[@cassidynoble77]

The cop needs a couple more pockets on his vest.

[@starmotorsports8937]

ikr

[@thebigtexas11]

hahahahhah

[@sammackey7048]

Gold Coast "special" ops police lol Im pretty sure batman wants his utility vest back

[@MKChosen13]

This is probably the best KZbin comment I've ever seen lol...

[@t-bonetyrell4621]

It's the Gold Coast don't the higher the rank the more utility pockets and all that

[@jakethesnake9831]

I love how calm this cop was all the way

[@jackrussell3084]

This guy is legit, we both served in multiple call of duty modern warfare tours where he leveled out due to distinguished calm when under fire.

[@ThatGuy-zh8wo]

"That's a ma'am is it?" "Yeah" "I'll apologize to her when I see her" He was so calm about it lmao

[@theold8551]

"I need your service number." **freezes and eyes roll back in his head** 😂

[@Thanos-ib4zx]

This guy is legit he served me during the invasion of Wakanda as my General while I was fighting Iron Man in Titan!

[@marleymillar467]

Props to the officer. Dealer with the situation perfectly.

[@jaronanderson9168]

He just finished up cadets coarse for the starship federation and was grabbing a coffee before being shipped out to fight the bug!!!

[@Sticker-Happy]

The coppers just liked to know more.

[@doug85au]

Want to know more?

[@Hutcho72]

Would you like to know more?

[@hughbrien4960]

Yeah I saw him in my unit...Rico's Roughnecks!

[@nathaniliescu4597]

Lol nice one

[@serge155]

Ok seriously why would you ever fucking do this?

[@kennyrichter797]

Is that even a question? What are you proud of? Probably nothing too big right? Just something to be proud of, you earned. Now no ones going to take that from you. We will just let you have that. Now people have died in that uniform. Think its cool to walk around like you actually served when you havent? Not at all, its just insulting to everyone who really did serve. Let them be proud of it because they earned it. Not some call of duty douche bag. Cant beleive someones stupid enough to ask that question

[@ImSytex]

Kenny Richter He means why would the person fake it, not confront the faker..

[@kennyrichter797]

Oh holy balls. Yup im a dumbass and a dick. My apology. I wish i could take it back lmao sorry dog

[@ludwigyerundov1544]

Kenny Richter How does someone else wearing a piece of cloth take anything away from anyone? Firemen die in their uniform too, but you don't see firemen walking around crying about that. And they have people fucking stripping in theirs. Why don't they care, because a piece of clothing means nothing. Actions mean something.

[@ludwigyerundov1544]

Kenny Richter Just to be clear, firemen crying about other people wearing their uniform. Not that they lost people in service.

[@aceboomer6884]

I too served with this bloke we go way back in the Emu Wars

[@dansuperman4008]

This man is legit, I served with him when we played with G.I. Joe's in my backyard in 1992

[@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295]

He's got LT Falcon's beret

[@geert574]

Outrageous. As a WW2 Lieutenant-Major with 43 Iron Crosses and over 8,987 confirmed Jew kills I resent these phonies

[@geert574]

Confidential Name ...

[@sdfsdfsdfsdf182]

+Confidential Name good on you mate

[@jeffreydespres]

I call bs on your statement.

[@tommytucker5464]

Lies. Ur just like him

[@tommytucker5464]

GodHatesDucks butt what u say bich

[@raptorchap356]

Im glad that a police officer found him, he can actually do something.

[@eatery6565]

@Hello Corp In Australia, impersonating a soldier is grounds for arrest or a hefty fine.

[@FoxPS42]

"I haven't done anything wrong jees!" -Continues to impersonate a soldier-

[@DanceySteveYNWA]

"I'm wearing it for a joke officer...a private joke"

[@etiennepretorius5081]

Plays battlefield Thinks its okay to dress like a soldier

[@c4banditz645]

Lmao

[@mikkojharjula]

+Etienne Pretorius Hey!! We have all fought battles in BF, you dont know the pressure u get if you havent played it. Enemies dropping in parachutes everywhere, it is a war.

[@etiennepretorius5081]

Bonit dont even get me started on C4 jeeps....

[@etiennepretorius5081]

Team Gamerfood what?

[@marchlander1]

In Slovenia it is legal to wear our army's uniform you just have to remove the banner, nametag and decorations, just plain uniform. I don't know what the fine is, but if I would prove someone impersonating, I would report him and whatever happens happens. Because this is fucked up and dishonorable and these assholes deserve to stand infront of firing squad or if you want more "humane" execution(firing squad is the most humane in my opinion), electric chair. And not ten years later, they should be shocked right away. And with dry sponge(Green Mile). I would realy struggle not to bust their teeth in these situations. I have too much dignity and respect for serviceman, police(I don't like having police around me at any time, even if it is just my neighbour son and in civil, just asking me to help him with something, I just don't like them) and ambulance to do such thing. But I am volunteer firefighter and so is half of my family and hopefuly I will also serve the army next year. I was in volunteer service, but I fucked up after that. I miss those three months of service, it was awesome.

[@dolphintrainer4238]

He isn't a fake. I'm a General Sergeant Private Major Colonel Brigadier Field Marshal Corporal Warrant Officer Class 1 in the 21947th RAR Recon Armoured Infantry Airborne Sniper Regiment. I've served with him in Iraq. We both did 39 tours. We also both served in Vietnam and World War II. He's my CO. I have 32 Victoria Crosses and 19 MM's and 25 DSM's. He isn't a lair. This copper is a liar.

[@colmills1278]

Oh, its you! I remember you, sir. It's me, Sergeant Major General Lieutnant Lance-Corporal Private Johnson. The man Corporal Sergeant Captain Colonel Willsons took a bullet for me on my 17th tour. He got his 93rd George Cross for it. Good to see your, Sir!

[@SueYchris]

Hi General Sergeant Private Major Colonel Brigadier Field Marshal Corporal Warrant Officer Class 1, remember me, I was a 1st class petty officer chief leading hand dibdab, we had beers together once !

[@billyshead1339]

Original Chicken See I knew he was real. So why they hasseling him???

[@thykebaby_boi207]

im recruit cadet co warrant officer private dingle berry i am ne wto the platoon

[@Minnesota_Central]

Yea I'm a general corporal first class lietenant. I think your all phonys just trying to be cool. my friends died fighting osama in the korean war I also lost my leg to some guy camping behind a tree with an RPG and y'all phonys are joking about some serious shit

[@nathanial7249]

One thing that gives it away straight away is his uniform. The sergeant was right about the heightened terrorist threats and not to wear uniform in public

[@speedbirdconcordeBOAB]

I come from a very poor family. My mother used to get all our clothes from the local Army surplus store. My first day at school I went dressed as a Japanese field marshal.