Midnight Screenings - Barbie: Star Light Adventure

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Yep, this happened. Brad and Brian see the new Barbie movie.

[@annabunovsky5628]

"I set my alarm, I woke up, my cats judged me." God I love Brad.

[@SabbyNeko]

"Ghostbusters is now for girls, Barbie is for MEN" Fuck I needed that gut laugh.

[@kimbooley90]

Very relevant as of 2023. Brad and Brian were ahead of their time.

[@IAmTheInternets]

Nearly 42 minutes of grown men talking about a Barbie movie. I really shouldn't be as excited about this as I am.

[@reddragon0624]

That sounds really creepy out of context LOL

[@MaleTears]

+The Gift Of Jericho in a world of people interested in children's series, why is this any creepier than girls that like the transformer movies ?

[@doughboydevito4529]

+James of Menifee Mostly because "Transformers" wasn't aimed at super young children, like "Oogieloves" or "Barbie: Starlight Adventure".

[@TheTrueReiniat]

I know right, I too was furiously masturbating while watching this video.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

+IAmTheInternets A sick part of me wonders if there are Barbie Porn spoofs out there...

[@techwithbrandon5135]

The reactions from the employees are worth the price of admission.

[@randalgraves6979]

I had a similar experience with a movie in 1995 😐

[@mariawhite7337]

That child at the beginning probably went home to her mom and asked her why two grown men wanted to see a barbie movie.

[@jeremiahbok9028]

This is why we people come to the good ol internet. A dude with a jawline in a ballcap and a guy with a beard talking about a new Barbie movie. You can't get this kinda entertainment anywhere else. This is where the quality is folks.

[@ndm13]

Box office revenue: $25.00

[@KyleRayner12]

Two years later, and I still watch this occasionally when I need a good laugh.

[@AllenShircliff]

So do I

[@sonkotsusasmr3440]

Am still coming back here

[@zeroexe109]

6 years and I'm still quoting "I woke up, my cats judged me"

[@timdouglass825]

7 years later, and there's a PG-13 Barbie film with a $100 million budget. Strange timeline.

[@KyleRayner12]

@@timdouglass825 "I went to see the Barbie movie." "Oh, I loved that!" "... Not that one."

[@darkevilyn8444]

i'm fucking sobbing with laughter at the image of these guys walking into this fucking showing dressed like how they are with a big smile present on both of their faces

[@user36able]

"So it turns out there's a problem in the galaxy; the stars have stopped dancing" This is the most beautiful sentence ever uttered by a bearded 30 something

[@HarrisBoe]

How do the employees at the local theaters not know Brad by sight at this point?

[@danmizelle3066]

That's what I was thinking. You'd think they'd have a photo on the wall with a note that says "This man is not joking."

[@cameronclophus7998]

must have a revolving door of employees

[@Strannik01]

In fairness, they don't usually watch movies in the morning

[@yvette4948]

Yeah probably the rotating employees.

[@DiabolicalApostle]

+Cameron Clophus Can confirm. Used to work in a theater and one of my supervisors said there's a 90% turnover rate each year.

[@scitechian]

He sounds so genuinely disgusted with Barbie's character when he says "disRUPTing the butterflies".

[@traceacex]

>sees new midnight screenings me: oh I'll watch this later when I have - >sees the movie >drops everything and clicks link

[@malformedmalice7517]

I come back to this video every now and then and it is a delight each time

[@tuschman168]

Same.

[@robotrix]

This, the Oogie Loves and The Bye Bye Man

[@susanaalmeida593]

That story about just getting into the theater and sitting down was absolutely fantastic. Probably the best thing ever uttered on the entire website.

[@sickcxnt9444]

So I'm sitting in my room at 2am, being a 16yo full metalhead rasta stoner dude, painting my nails black, cause I wanted to, next to me my old ass plush bear, i'm in my Barney Stinson like pijamas, watching two grown ass men talking about a Barbie movie, that they saw alone in a giant ass theater, in their car at about noon and I'm thinking about why am I painting my nails but then I realise that I don't even care anymore so I wrote it down and now... Imma go to sleep. kek

[@doughboydevito4529]

+VikingWarrior HU This is poetry.

[@Lasagna_Jon]

Yo pass the nail polish

[@sickcxnt9444]

Doughboy Devito Why thank you!

[@sickcxnt9444]

banannanaananananana Alright but That stuff is dank as fuck !

[@sickcxnt9444]

*****​ Do you have TP for my bunghole? I am the mighty cornholio!

[@SMATF5]

You guys should have shown up in trench coats.

[@averageanimefan519]

Midnight Screenings can't surprise me anymore *see's the title* well damn....

[@jacobmatthewcrawford2120]

I think it's safe to assume that Brad Jones will never cease to surprise us... If that day ever comes, it'll be a sad one.

[@Greendalewitch]

Two days ago Brad posted a Cinema Snob episode of the Argentinean E.T I was like: JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY E.T MOVIES ARE THERE? Brad hasn't stopped surprising me yet.

[@seanmatyas3938]

I love how the first 10 minutes was just the set up to watching the movie

[@MrChrisker]

the brad and brian duo have to be my favorite as far as midnight screenings go

[@blackphillip8234]

THIS IS ART

[@Liowen]

I dunno art but I know shit and this is shit.......to quote Jeff Goldblum "That is one big pile of shit."

[@reddworm]

"I don't know if it's art, but I like it."

[@slashingkatie7872]

So Barbie is in a Mass Effect/Avatar crossover where she's a Jedi with Star Trek music? Guess they wanted to do a sci fi movie tribute but couldn't decide so they did them all. Still you'd think Barbie would be Barberella.

[@JeffreyPiatt]

not with an g rating..

[@whatiftherewasanun]

*Barbierella

[@glorycastillo5379]

Katie Baily there's no mother.... she's born from midichlorians and gonna become Darth Vader

[@theponydalek7923]

Barbie vs The Predator

[@AllenShircliff]

Katie Baily it has no evil King or anything else so fuck this movie

[@Agent57000DM]

"My cats judged me" LOL!

[@JustinSimpson]

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the title. 😂

[@Lyserdigi]

i'm almost half an hour in and i still can't stop laughing

[@lcdstudios]

Same. I laughed even harder when I realized that it was nearly 45 minutes long.

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

I thought they were kidding 😂

[@JustinSimpson]

+Jack Rose Reviews & Plays 🎶star light, star bright! 🎶

[@DavidSeeg]

Because society rules affected you ?

[@jamespocelinko104]

I would love to meet that girl down the road and find out how much of a mindfuck watching two grown men go to see Barbie was for her. XD

[@jaggedlittlepearl8635]

James Pocelinko ditto 😂

[@J-Wolf17FTW]

Barbie: Star Light Zone Act 1

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Very nice :)

[@J-Wolf17FTW]

Can't wait for Acts 2 & 3.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

+J-Wolf17FTW I'll do you one better: Super Barbie Galaxy!

[@J-Wolf17FTW]

Good one!

[@matthewbyrd3149]

Barbie Effect (That one is too obvious)

[@29AndreG]

Am I the only one who saw this on their subscription box and went, "What?!"

[@notchuckproductions5029]

I was like that as well

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i didn't say "what?!" until i saw the 42 min run time.

[@petewadesays12]

I said that But then was like, "this just HAS to be funny." and it was.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

+29AndreG I just recently got back from a trip to Québec with my mom and dad and two relatives and is now watching Brad Jones and Brian talk about a screened in cinema Barbie movie. Then again this is coming from me, the same person who watched the Review Spot do reviews on a Monster High and Ever After High doll respectively.

[@Stefano.C]

I thought to myself, "Aw man, shit just got real, " xD

[@SuperWillHatch]

I just watched your Midnight Screenings episode of Barbie: Starlight Adventure, and at the end of it, you said that if you HAVE to see this thing, wait until it shows up on Freeform or something. Literally right after I watched that video, I was channel surfing, and found Barbie: Starlight Adventure was playing on Nickelodeon.

[@bigduke5902]

As the father of a rather girly third grader, I can say this is probably the best of the Barbie movies not part of the Life in the Dreamhouse universe (which is genuinely funny).

[@wheany]

I clicked this video so fast. If you're going to sit through a Barbie movie in a theater, I sure as hell am going to watch the review.

[@randalgraves6979]

A review for a 1 time showing that you can’t go to. 🤷🏻‍♂️ okay.

[@yanipheonu]

You know Brad, you don't have to watch EVERY movie lol

[@danmount9462]

This needs to be a Snob episode.

[@Genin99]

I think that's more Phelous or Lupa's jurisdiction. But if Brad considers Ooogieloves and Fun in Ballonland his jurisdiction he might Snob this one.

[@GermanLeftist]

I think Brad has given up on jurisdiction. He just reviews whatever he wants by now.

[@Valdagast]

And good for him!

[@danmount9462]

+Aussie Nerd See Oogieloves.

[@Genin99]

Mario Quade No movies like War Room and God's Not Dead are exploitation movies.

[@ferzum7290]

After watching this early Saturday screening I demand that Brad design a cinema snob doll for the boys and girls of the world

[@rossmallo]

In case you haven't...Go watch the ending of his review of The Trump Prophecy.

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

Would it be more or less embarrassing to ask for two tickets to a Barbie movie than Oogieloves in the big balloon adventure? 😀😀😀

[@romanov3937]

Less Embarrasing.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Yes.

[@jimmymelendez1836]

@@romanov3937 Unless you weeble wobble your way to the ticket booth asking, "Two tickets for Oogieloves, please?"

[@APPictures9]

"I can talk to animals" Wild Thornberrys anyone?

[@chainslawterhd8904]

Indeed, Doug, indeed

[@keystrix3704]

Nostalgia Critic, what are you doing here?

[@InfiniteAnvil]

I was thinking "I can speak every language, even animal!"

[@lt.foxvixen4664]

AlbertoHerrera2000 yup.

[@tovarischkrasnyjeshi]

Two years later this "Suicide Squad" "Ice Age 5" "9 Lives" "Dinesh D'Souza crap" What an awful week for cinema

[@IAmNotWilson87]

I wonder if there's a movie Brad *won't* watch.

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

A Serbian Film 2: Hawaiian Vacation

[@galacticgrandmas]

Dog Fucker 5

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

+DontMindMeNow That's for Phelous to review... whatever.

[@danmount9462]

+DontMindMeNow Don't say that. You'll make Phelous want to take another shower.

[@SamAronow]

Turkish A Serbian Film

[@MrAllenCrown]

Those grasshoppers sure makes this dull topic, very hypnotic.

[@SereneMidnight12]

Playing Borderlands while listening to the review, and when I heard "This movie pretty much takes place on Pandora," I just slowly turned my head towards the video. Then I heard "from Avatar," and I'm like whew.

[@WolfestoneManor]

I want that on the DVD cover. "Barbie got WEIRD!" - Brad Jones

[@Gemidori]

"The stakes have never been lower." - Brian Lewis

[@SaveMeMoon]

I had no idea this was ever screened in theaters, all Barbie films have always been released direct to DVD, a lot of the time to be given away together with the toys.

[@FelisTerras]

The first five minutes of this had me in tears of laughter; I could just picture the reactions of the people around them. Cudos to you guys; I probably would have made up an excuse somewhere among the lines of a lost drunk bet. Seriously, I think this movie is confused; perhaps a little too much stardust in the making? Still, this review just made my day^^

[@smjaiteh]

Why. Was. This. Put. In. Theatres.

[@PurpleWind64]

For the heck of it.

[@SockMonkee16]

I work at a movie theater, and we're actually told to keep an eye out when adult men come in alone to see kid's movies. For, you know, understandable reasons.

[@murciadoxial8056]

they didnt come alone tho lol

[@emperorsean1]

25 dollars for two tickets jesus

[@H0lyMoley]

"I set my alarm... I woke up... my cats judged me." Hey, that's how my morning goes too! Seriously... this made my day. Heck, it made my week. If I ever want to see a Barbie film where Barbie has Carrie's psychic powers, I know what to watch!

[@yankeesgirl521]

I love when you guys review movies like this lol.

[@seanbinkley7363]

When I saw the title...oh man, I lost it LMAO

[@Emplordxiii]

When the My Little Pony Movie comes out next year, I bet many little girls will be terrified upon seeing a lot of adult men going to watch it.

[@culwin]

It's MLP: FIM get it right brah

[@SeanStrife]

I bet those little girls' terror will also be well-justified as well.

[@travelerluke5748]

holy hell. based on what i knows about my little pony fans. no body with any sense should see that thing.

[@jekblom123]

+Robert Luke then you don't know shit.

[@jekblom123]

Those movies are good enough for any age.

[@29AndreG]

Happy One Year Anniversary, Brad. Of the time you and Brian went to go see Barbie: Star Light Adventure.

[@lillianward2810]

Possibly my favorite review you guys have ever done.

[@tomboz777]

I knew when I saw the thumbnail that there'd be an awkward story...clicked instantly.

[@SariaSchala]

To all the people asking "is Barbie even a thing anymore," let me just say that I've been a Barbie movie fan since I was a kid and am now a grown woman and still a proud fan of Barbie. One of my personal inspirations.

[@murciadoxial8056]

that doesnt make baebie a thing, so you didnt answer the question

[@wjzav1971]

With the crickets getting louder in the background, I was expecting a serial killer sneaking up on Brad and Brian.

[@smdytmrrwmyb9523]

You guys originated the "tickets for Barbie" meme

[@niedda17]

So, if there's "Bronies", can we get these guys to start a "Bear-bies" club?

[@sailormoonfaiza]

Yes. Just ask them to start with Nutcracker 2001

[@Lyserdigi]

There needs to be Cinema Snob Episode of this epicness

[@jacobmatthewcrawford2120]

That could possibly be the most horrifying thing Brad Jones has ever put out... I'm 100% behind this!

[@Demildiel]

I entered a sweepstakes for the doll from this movie and now I'm disappointed I didn't win it. It was supposed to have a remote control hoverboard.

[@heebiejeebies4625]

"Critics are rating it the best movie of the year!"

[@doughboydevito4529]

+Nikolai Belinski " "Barbie: Starlight Adventure" is fun for the whole family! Two thumbs up!" -Man arrested for jerking off in the movie theater.

[@reddragon0624]

+Doughboy Devito and then the BvS fans would be like: "Marvel paid critics to say Barbie was good!"

[@doughboydevito4529]

+The Gift Of Jericho "These allegations are false. If Marvel actually bribed me, then I would have been able to afford bail, which I couldn't."

[@jekblom123]

I remember going to the theaters to see Speed Racer. No one wanted to go with me but I said fuck it I'm going to see this movie, it's Wachowskis, like the Matrix, it has to be good. I get there on my bike get my ticket and go into the SMALLEST movie theater room I've ever seen. I had no idea my theater even had this room. And I was the only one who showed up. God I swear several times throughout the movie I wanted to walk out. God I'll never forget that.

[@GorTheMovieGod]

Spills Oogieloves review is one of my favorite reviews ever. I'm glad that got a mention. Keep Spill alive!

[@argoth231]

this is the greatest review youve done all year

[@greyzonefilm]

Admit it, guys. This was the best Barbie movie you've seen all year.

[@sailoritaly]

Never did I click on a video fast enough

[@typacsk]

Nice thumbnail image :D

[@pompousproductions]

I never thought there'd be Ret Cons in Midnight Screenings, but Brad did it when he mentioned HIM buying tickets to Mr. Poppers Penguins rather than him buying tickets for a douchey back stabbing snake in the grass who shall not be named.

[@oobndroobw]

At this point, the people who work at these theaters must just wait in excitement for you guys when this shit comes out.

[@1000huzzahs]

But if the stars no longer dance, what will become of those who are meant to dance WITH them??

[@riversofbeauty2802]

XD

[@mmeers89]

Fuck off.

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

Glad to see this is now in the "Best of Midnight Screenings" playlist! A new legend has been born!

[@byronsbrain]

I love you both, this is just hysterical!

[@PapaKennMedia]

This video just made my weekend SO MUCH better!

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Hell, if both of you came to see the movie at the theatre I'm working at, I would've given the same look as the guy at the box-office who gave you the tickets.

[@oddnstrangegames8164]

This is a momentous occasion. I haven't seen a title this promising since Oggieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure.

[@hypercriticalcritic9329]

the story leading up to this is hilarious

[@coolnerdlll6053]

The first ten minutes of this video is comedy gold.

[@chavesa5]

This remains one of the best you've ever done.

[@zemimsky]

you guys actually watched this................. movie *falls off chair and dies laughig*

[@Kou901]

What kind of muffin was it that Brian had? It's important that we find out.

[@TheZombiehunter24]

When I saw this in the feed, My first thought was YES!

[@rosamontano6744]

This is brilliant!! I've actually followed Barbie movies for a while and have never missed one, but this...I love it xD and it's so true I can barely contain my laughter.

[@AussieFanXCIV]

Between going to the theatrical viewings of this and the oogieloves movie and your cinematic reviews of pornography I gotta ask; just how many government watch lists are you on Brad?

[@davesmith4839]

You guys should’ve got fabulously dressed for this, in an amazing, early in the morning pre-review make-up montage

[@taylorscott9292]

I can’t find any more specifics but apparently the worldwide box office earned $393,195 so I would have to imagine that they made at least a $392,095 profit

[@RedaDoodles]

I had this video while I was drawing some stuff and it made my day! 😂💖

[@ry.the.stunner]

You guys really do go see every single movie, don't you?

[@EarFarce4]

Saw this in the sub box and started dying.

[@TheLoverboyz901]

This sounds like fan fiction written by Barbie. Barbie is Jesus.

[@randalgraves6979]

Grant was watching “Lifestyles” in the original Overboard.

[@LithmusEarth]

10 Minutes in, I'm like are we going to talk about the movie? I mean I was really enjoying the setup, and then I realized we hadn't talked about the movie yet.

[@LithmusEarth]

Once it starts though, it's just pure laughter at this madness.

[@caesarorzell600]

I'm a big fan of the Barbie movies (they're my guilty pleasure), so when I saw this I was like, "YES! THANK YOU!"

[@reddragon0624]

Let's just all take a moment to appreciate all the pain and suffering Brad and co. Have to go through for our enjoyment

[@rogerpuzzitiello5175]

Here's hoping for something as amazing as oogieloves!

[@phatman8945]

I would love to see the look of the person's face who took their tickets like…,"y'all know it's Barbie right?"

[@nathanclark2424]

I saw the title, and I saw who uploaded it. what else would your thoughts be? what else is there to say?

[@MaleTears]

Christ, kid. with that mindset, why explore anything, ever? why bother if you're just cynically predicting how you'll feel about anything?

[@thechandraraj6415]

+James of Menifee Being needlessly cynical is the cool thing to do now. Duh

[@HrDthereviewer]

+James of Menifee like a KZbin reviewer? "puts on sunglasses" YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@GUNDAMLOCKON]

It is so awesome it defies description.

[@mikekz4489]

Thank you guys, I needed some laughs.

[@Valdagast]

Brad, there's a "Rock, it's your decision" style movie about Harry Potter called "Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged". Would you please review it?

[@ifu138]

I miss these two.

[@petewadesays12]

You like The Smiths Brad? That's cool! Also, this is probably the most entertaining thing I've seen all whole summer.

[@iguanian]

Oh holy hell this was a hilarious episode! Jesus. You seriously need to seek out more of these movies to review.

[@Agent57000DM]

Fathom Events is showing "Welcome to Monster High" on August 27. You and Brian will love it! The animation looks terrible. The trailer for this event played before my Star Trek Beyond screening for some reason WTF www.fathomevents.com/event/welcome-to-monster-high

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Agent57000DM Is that so? I'd actually prefer watching Monster High and Barbie movies over Paul Feig's Ghostbusters, thank you very much!

[@dwarfbunni]

I think your single handedly keeping this theater in business.