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Movie Review: Like Arrows

[@marikotrue3488]

So this is NOT the Hawkeye origin movie that we have all been waiting for?

[@xRaiofSunshine]

Mariko True Awww :c

[@Fantallana]

Brad: “You were mocking them” Laura: “It’s okay, they’re old, they’re gonna die soon” I’ve found my favourite KZbin couple

[@michaelryall5752]

As someone who did marry as the result of an unexpected pregnancy, I can tell you that even if both people involved are decent and convict themselves to do the right thing, it won't work out. We probably were better people then the ones in this film and still got a divorce after five years.

[@matthias_samahl1266]

''what should we call our movie?'' ''i don't know like, arrows?'' ..

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Oh my god! These two are just adorable together!

[@mothy8500]

"It is from the writers of War Room..." Only seconds in and I had to resist the urge to throw my laptop across the room.

[@MrCreeper-yf4mc]

The movie Dave sadly missed.

[@MartenFerret]

I like the tree behind the car.

[@BabylonTerminator1]

It would've been great if the book the mom found was the Aborting God book from Let There Be Light.

[@gwendolynstata3775]

the line about how the kid was only reading it to impress his college professor could easily put this movie in the God's Not Dead universe.

[@LaNoLaCola]

Did you say from the writers of War Room? Oh if only Dave was here.

[@Stefano.C]

AnonJl1 Never knew this movie existed until now xD

[@LeninhawkD]

Also, knowing Laura mocked the audience with sarcastic laughter during the film makes her even more awesome. I'm imagining Peter Griffin sarcastic laughter.

[@FranklyImaPerson]

I'm envisioning that laugh Robert De Niro does in Cape Fear

[@minski76]

"The Illusion of God" By Dichard Rawkins, no doubt.

[@POLE7645]

minski76 Or Sol. Kevin Sorbo's Sol. Because fuck that Sol.

[@Greendalewitch]

Religious christian people need just some Christian Grey in their life's.

[@KarnRulez]

Lutece We really don't

[@gwendolynstata3775]

Oh my god, it's a Quiverfull movie. I mean, it's a heavily-sanitized, appeal-to-the-masses Quiverfull movie, but it's Obviously Quiverfull.

[@archer1949]

Gwendolyn Stata Those guys are so gross.

[@gwendolynstata3775]

Lew Archer 1949, "Nice newborn you have there, better beat it with a stick."

[@gwendolynstata3775]

Also, I see that "Property of Slaver Brian" shirt.

[@555Tbird]

I edit a lot of wedding videos. In every toast, they’ll make those kind of awful jokes, and they kill every time.

[@miraprime474]

I'm a Christian man who lives in Alabama, cooks, and doesn't care about sports. The existence of these movies make me sick because the keep pushing this backwards crap.

[@typacsk]

(raises glass at you from Wyoming)

[@KarnRulez]

Pop Culture Primer Same sort of situation. I'm a Christian from the south, liberal as they come, loves musicals and the arts. Apparently I'm not a "man"

[@virtzilla]

You do like musicals though, which in turn makes you funky. This is just me talking, but I would take having some genuine funk in my life than being a "man" any day.

[@wespapes2054]

The writer of War Room? Oh, this is going to be fun!

[@Never_heart]

Wes Papes my thoughts exactly

[@aaronfoster5680]

When Brad makes the "Idiotic Laughing Face", it's always beautiful.

[@Greendalewitch]

23:55 So I guess Laura has allergy related to old people? Just by mentioning them, she starts sneezing. Notice how she stopped when Brad stopped saying the word "old people" #Keepaskingquestionitsallconnected

[@h0lly_blue]

who doesn't

[@bernardstephenwarchal2351]

My parents got married over accidental pregnancy and they're fine. But I see what you mean Laura and agree.

[@GoldenGyroBalls]

I got a trailer for that David Tennant movie when I aw Red Sparrow. It's directed by the guy who did Geostorm, so that's a seal of quality right there!

[@FirstFallSnow]

"From the writer of war room" whew boy, this is gonna be fun

[@domcom360]

Laura’s got a bit of a 70s Diane Keaton look going on. Looks cool

[@timf7413]

I want to see you in the audience for all these faith based films you see. I always picture "one of these things is not like the others"

[@troyduren5079]

Don't worry! Jareth is lurking on the other screen ... waiting to steal the babies! XD

[@GradnLordTad]

4:45 It didn't work for my mom and dad, but it did work for my mom and step-dad. Sooooo...50/50? lol

[@johntaylor1981]

Brad, you should do a future snob episode with this movie! Just by watching this video, you have some material to make fun of it!

[@mondocompanylimited6424]

1:33 "Ehh..feels good" Laughed my ass off at this. :lol:

[@goldenthyme13]

I always like when you guys have someone who grew up with Christianity/still has a close connection come to these movies. It really emphasizes the problems behind the movie's messages.

[@stewieismyhomeboy]

This thing doesn't even have a Wikipedia page?

[@POLE7645]

Ok. I'm only 7 minutes in, but I'll say this. If I was stuck at the same year for half a century, I'd probably turn religious too.

[@tophers3756]

POLE7645 especially if it was during the Trump presidency.

[@imbatmanhi3363]

i can tell brad loved the movie from the thumbnail

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

Groundhog Fifty Years of Solitude?

[@DonaldRilea]

To paraphrase Chaos D1 on the point about the son and his folks in "Like Arrows" not speaking to each other for 30 years, "PEOPLE DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!", at least most of the time.

[@DonaldRilea]

And as for men not knowing how to cook, guess barbecues and restaurant chefs and the like don't exist in that world.

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

That part ticked me off. My grandparents are devoutly relgious, while me and my dad are agnostic, and one of my uncles is an athiest. Yet they are still in our lives, because even if they disagree with us on religion, they still care about us as people. I get the feeling these parents didn't really care that much about the kid, if they didn't even try to talk to him about his beleifs.

[@dr.sommercamp3435]

YEEEEHAAAA! Whait...that's not a sequel to "Broken Arrow"!?

[@h0lly_blue]

is this gonna be another one of those movies where we'll see Dave and Irving -or possibly Brian- talk about it

[@gwendolynstata3775]

what happened with Brian?

[@h0lly_blue]

he's still on break, hope he comes back soon though

[@xmenfan1323]

I got a Like Arrows trailer in front of Infinity War. The trailer looked awful and the movie looked bad from the trailer. I have no idea why they put this trailer in front of Infinity War.

[@shwahgamer]

NinetailPhoenix They probably had a specific number of trailers to fill for each movie and they added this because they didn't have any other option.

[@alongwithalex6620]

Oh, god? You too? Ugh, I was a bit disgusted the trailer was in front of Infinity War

[@KarnRulez]

NinetailPhoenix Well Infinity War is a good Christian movie

[@benhermes6566]

The second I hear the term "war room" I got excited

[@LeninhawkD]

Real Movies > Christian Films > Christian Fathom Events > Snuff Films

[@KarnRulez]

Leninhawk Depends on the Christian movie. Some could be seen as "real" movies

[@AquaLantern]

"Time seems to be in a coma!" This is the kind of line I'd expect from an Alice in Wonderland story. Only the insanity of Christploitation can make these lines appear in normal conversation!

[@jackramer]

I saw an preview for this when I was watching avengers and I had to explain who the hell the Kendrick brothers were to my friends.

[@artistwithouttalent]

50 years of experience,but it's perpetually 2018? *_... LET'S! DO! THE TIME! WARP! AGAAAIN!!_* -sorrynotsorry- 20:05 I've seen presidential candidates that are more likable than Clay Walsh.

[@thequietdreamer2186]

It’s just a jump to the left.

[@xmenfan1323]

And a step to the riiiiight!!

[@thequietdreamer2186]

Put your hands on your hips!

[@cutiepuppy4427]

D Baker And bring your knees in tiiiight

[@thequietdreamer2186]

And it’s the pelvic thrust that make you go insaaaaaane!

[@MsTokyoBlue]

This film makes the timeline of Danger 5 make sense by comparison

[@CaptainDesiderio]

That tree behind you is spooky.

[@Niinkai]

Laura's sneezing is really cute. Bless her!

[@drummr1313]

P R O P E R T Y O F S L A V E R B R I A N

[@holycow818181]

Re: the audience laughing. Is it possible they were watching it in a "so bad it's good" way like you were? I know they were older, but it's not totally impossible.

[@SaurAuteur]

I was hoping it was a Hawkeye solo movie

[@iansmith8132]

Where’s Brian been?

[@GELTONZ]

So this takes place in the same universe as In Time?

[@antifagoat6591]

Who else thought this movie was going to be dripping with Quiverful propaganda?

[@futuremovieactor]

SEND DAVE AND SARAH! SEND DAVE AND SARAH!

[@Zanzoltan]

So, if it's from the creators of "War Room"...and now it's a movie called "Like Arrows"...does that mean the next one gonna be called "Jesus Bullets of Faith"? Because, I'd love to see a movie called like that :D

[@typacsk]

I saw a banner ad for this movie on Slacktivist's blog. That was kind of a giveaway ◔_◔

[@mathieuleader8601]

Groundhog Day

[@ClassicLuigiFan]

Brad looks like he's about to give up in the thumbnail...That, or completely flip his shit.

[@AshleyWill713]

Yeah 30 years is hard to imagine since such a long time for not speaking. On a smaller scale I can understand since for example my dad told me he wouldn't want to live in the same town as his atheist daughter - I'm 31, not a child

[@talynhastime9343]

To me there are three types of flannel wearers: Grunge, lumberjack, rough grit aesthetic enthusiasts; lesbians; old farmer/hunter people. That's it.

[@falloutghoul1]

I wouldn't mind seeing Brad dressed as Howdy Doody.

[@TheLoverboyz901]

It's like Cloud Atlas if nothing was interesting.

[@dunes8817]

Is it like Dewey Cox's aging in Walk Hard, but played seriously?

[@skinnyzachfilms]

Dunes8 I fucking love that movie. One of my all-time favorite comedies.

[@dunes8817]

I wish there were more biopic spoof movies because there's just so much about the genre that you can poke fun of.

[@thenightrider2121]

The wife's aging sounded like how Ashley Judd's character aged in The Identical too.

[@mathieuleader8601]

These people have Benjamin Button syndrome

[@toddlazarus5952]

My favorite part of Christianity was getting to be a cannibal once a week. Jesus is so yummy.

[@221b]

Did they tease a sequel called "Like Bananas"?

[@Ratciclefan]

This was great. xD

[@mandragora420ify]

I fucking hate "The Big Bang Theory" also im so happy she said that.

[@Never_heart]

Ah god... A movie like Jesus Bro without the selfawareness or parody... Oh fuck the level of cringe must be amazing yet so uncomfortable.

[@KarnRulez]

I always get the feeling that even as a devout Christian, these films aren't for me. They seem so boring and forced.

[@amberace]

I had a cousin who married a woman he accidently got pregnant. They did wait til after the birth before they did get hitched. Still together.

[@Valdagast]

I don't think Brad should be allowed to cook. I've _seen_ Brad tries, I know what he considers edible.

[@Evershear]

well, that sounded like a boring movie.

[@jamesanderson6373]

Like garbage

[@halfdemonprince]

12:10 So this movie ripped off God’s Not Dead and War Room? No wonder it was shit.