Stop Telling People Their Fly Is Down - Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress explains why he’s wearing sunglasses indoors and complains about people who tell him to zip up his pants. (Contains strong language.)
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[@nadeemmuhammadali3195]

1:16 Why does hannibal sound like he's doing an impression of himself.

[@vactious3102]

i noticed that shit too

[@kevinkoger5749]

I noticed it literally as I scrolled onto your comment😂👌

[@TheRedneckrappers]

Lmfao

[@swiggitysmith6199]

On god he sounded like Bill Cosby

[@DontCallTyrone]

I was thinking bill Cosby lol

[@CCHanma]

He’s such a natural and the way he presents is so laid back that’s what makes him so good

[@brotoswaggins6238]

10 years+ in the game will do that lmao

[@akiman712]

He reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. Smooth, laidback, and sometimes oversimplistic jokes that were genius.

[@DaveGreenewood]

@@akiman712 I was gonna say the same thing... I am a huge fan of both guys... Love this style of comedy...

[@OakNuggins]

@@brotoswaggins6238 He also looks fucked up, just winging it.

[@kairingold7121]

Right tho ❤️

[@workinghoustonian]

"yea things have changed"...lmao, literally 15 seconds in, bruh has me rollin

[@triggadidon]

workinghoustonian what about that

[@flatterswhite]

@@triggadidon if you didn't laugh then you didn't laugh wee fella

[@Nsnsnbdbxn]

You've unlocked: Vaporwave Hannibal!

[@renel8964]

Hannibal wave

[@christophermichael5764]

A E S T H E T I C

[@mattmatthews5414]

0.75x ehhhhhhhhhhh

[@TwoGuysWithPants]

F L I C K I T O N M Y S A N D W I C H E S F O R F L A V O R

[@the5onegamer]

Vapor Buress

[@nosatechsolutions]

That audience is so close they don't even have to heckle. They can just slap the dude if he blows

[@jordancunningham8970]

Noah Brad 😂😂😂

[@mikejeff980]

@Mitchel Previlma lmao nice reference bud

[@legofan370]

Noah Brad Ngl, that made me laugh harder than anything in the video. And I love Hannibal.

[@chaosapiant]

Never slap someone if they're blowing. Let them finish; tell them how they did.

[@nosatechsolutions]

@@chaosapiant Jesus Christ of the latter-day saints! It's a joke!

[@russ2575]

Hannibal always stands like a mad little toddler

[@morgthestallion]

OK]: Skate HAHAHAHA

[@scumbagbenis3015]

are you gonna tell me he isnt

[@kefkapalazzo1]

That Guy lmaoooooo

[@bigbud6842]

Youre just saying that because hes bald

[@kefkapalazzo1]

Big Bud nigga he’s bow legged it is what it is. He has money and he gets bitches at the end f the day I read “bald” as “black” and my SJW meter went off. So I apologize and gracefully accept the L

[@kervisjohn6343]

He may be hungry but he look cool as f**k

[@raymondmones9556]

Want to see Luke mones

[@beam1k]

Priorities

[@MarkoMood]

Haha, you repeated what he said very well! Hahahaha

[@kervisjohn6343]

🤣

[@soleneisconbi7302]

Marko Brečić he actually misquoted.

[@Slobber88]

Hannibal seems to be particularly high in this clip. He seems to be high in almost every clip, but he seems to be particularly high in this one.

[@kamikaze4172]

Thank you. I noticed that too

[@twoodz2777]

Bruh got small eyes lol hard to tell

[@mazuikii9092]

Slobber88 that’s probably why he has the sunglasses 😂

[@lifewithk6056]

Slobber88 you should watch him get high with 2chainz

[@j.michaelwiiams1859]

Thank you Slobber88. Very cool!

[@jcarr1399]

All jokes aside, his skin looks amazing. Hannibal need to drop the skin care routine

[@DoIoannToKnow]

just being black, that's his secret

[@ultrahero2115]

Nah, he just shiny.

[@micsierra806]

You all need to watch Bill Burr. Lotion bro. Lotion. Ever wonder why your dick looks brand new? You can use lotion on other parts of your body. - Bill Burr

[@A-Dubs398]

Some people just have better skin naturally and don't do anything. Why do people think there has to be a routine to everything?

[@christinatran3775]

MrKockNoker bruh chill the comment was just wondering what he does to have nice skin and if it’s natural then okay

[@orsondeva7429]

When Hannibal starts yelling he sounds like Kanye when he’s angry 💀

[@cdbrown480]

Orson Deva He is from Chicago. So that makes sense

[@orsondeva7429]

brown chris true true

[@marie-antoinette9185]

YOU AINT GOT THE ANSWERS ORSON

[@minnumseerrund]

when isnt kanye angry tho?

[@DreaqFlexZ]

Now i cant stop hearing kanye when Hannibal starts yelling ohno

[@beauc7992]

Hannibal Buress is the only person I will tolerate going from power-whisper to chill-scream to power-whisper all in a quarter bit

[@PhilStein]

if you play a Hannibal B clip at 1.5 speed he talks like a normal person

[@morgthestallion]

Phil Stein but then it’s not as funny

[@missshannonsunshine]

You can’t even tell it’s at 1.5 lmao

[@kefkapalazzo1]

Lmao that’s not even that much faster than I talk

[@goldinthefurnace]

Wow big facts!!

[@SimpLeeBeth]

😂😂😂

[@Kevschwa]

"If I can't do this it's back to the block selling these pens."

[@datura_boof]

I think he said Pins

[@cl759]

@@datura_boof who cares, it's still not a job at the call centre

[@kbow6448]

Read this as he said the joke 😂😂😂

[@zekea9071]

This dude is a comedy genius. Always loved Hannibal.

[@sparklejan3]

Zeke A I haven’t laughed once!

[@zekea9071]

sparkle hughes so move on so someone that fits your sense of humor. Wtf do you want me to do? FOH

[@thewexicano147]

Bro the “Your life is down” bit had me fucking rolling 😂

[@RICHFRVR]

@@sparklejan3 you prolly boring asf

[@c2cmuzik]

Comedic genius? Slow down there cowboy

[@moda-vi]

Hannibal isn’t the comedian we deserve but he’s the one we need

[@jnnx]

You live up to your name.

[@moda-vi]

@@jnnx Always

[@enzerabowenzu5340]

Alright you win.

[@TheMrRedMad]

He's the one we weed

[@benshapirosgreatuncle4060]

Somehow every word that comes out of his mouth is funny

[@Alkatraz581]

Ben Shapiro’s Great uncle he is funny looking and has a naturally goofy voice So yeah that’s why

[@tonywasikhongo7510]

Cause he's a comedian

[@tonywasikhongo7510]

@@Alkatraz581 lol is funny looking like ygly

[@benshapirosgreatuncle4060]

Tone Waf ugly thiccc

[@jeremyrea1167]

His older stuff a lil better if u ask me. Compared to this video at least

[@gocougs96]

There are few people in this world who can simply put their shades down and make a whole crowd go hysterical

[@AudaciousErin82Baby]

*voice changes* "I was-I was sitting oUtsiide the fatburgah on west thurd....."😂😂😂😂

[@reeferseasalt]

Fatburger lol

[@thegreat1548]

😂😂😂😂😂 that tone was funny

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Whenever someone tells me that my fly is down, I just smile and say 'I know', then they're the one that's uncomfortable.

[@dionisioiiisalvador5751]

Hahahaahaha underrated comment right here

[@davishms]

"Good Comedy punches down!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@socialaccounts1889]

Repeating stuff we all JUST heard should punch you.

[@aboxofbeans]

"Hey man, your life is down. Couple things . . ." This is Hannibal's best joke ever

[@idratherbewithyouoooyeah2765]

Everybody’s gangster until Hannibal walks into the building.

[@zealdarren557]

Scotty Buttblotch stfu Hannibal not even “gangster”

[@JeffWarren47]

@WestsideDre 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzbin.info

[@khalilmaverick1007]

@@zealdarren557 It’s a joke dude 😐

[@PlatinumState]

Man that audience is sitting too close

[@cjlive5182]

I know right?!

[@giftofgod241st]

Too close

[@mrxking1]

Makes me uncomfortable

[@PlatinumState]

@@mrxking1 Me too. If I had to perform in front of a crowd thats 2 feet away from I'd just dip and forgo the money I was supposed to get. Fuck that

[@stopcryingalready]

PlatinumState and that’s why you’ll never be able to give sight

[@clicheguevara5282]

"Good comedy punches down." - Hannibal Buress, 2019.

[@Calilou52]

Why Hannibal out here looking like Jimmy Buffet and Stevie Wonder had a love child

[@nicolelewis6312]

😂

[@reeferseasalt]

🕶️🦜

[@cameronjames2805]

I thinks he’s at a point in his career where he could just walk on stage, improv a whole set and it turn into gold

[@jamesfrancese6091]

His transitions are as funny as his punchlines. Rare. “And that’s what we’re gonna be talkin about today...self-improvement” lmfao

[@hlmuench4212]

Wild, I met this guy like 15 years ago at a place I worked in Centralia Il. I wouldn't have remembered him but that name, one of a kind.

[@rtv8264]

I used to live in sandoval

[@CheezeTheDon]

The energy he radiates this whole video is amazing

[@pterodactylptroll]

You coulda just made that website... to sneak into the Embassy suites.

[@MOBROOKS]

That part. Hahahaha

[@ElectricTatersFTW]

nobody: Tyler, The Creator in 2018: 0:05

[@junomaguire4012]

:-) this gave me a good chuckle, thx

[@iam00playa18]

I swear this dude is blind. He literally acts and looks like he is.

[@spinningdogsc]

You sure it’s not cause Ray Charles and Stevie wonder are just black

[@Povsk1]

He's no Simon Wilson.

[@iam00playa18]

@@spinningdogsc What does that even mean? Or what are you insinuating?

[@spinningdogsc]

Charles Williams its a joke cause they’re both the most popular blind people who happen to be black as well

[@spinningdogsc]

Charles Williams he does act blind tho ngl

[@BlaqRainFresh]

Great Surprise, haven’t really heard any of these jokes! Love Hannibal!

[@Tyler-hf4uc]

Hopefully that means a new special is coming soon!

[@BronzDano]

Tyler Mittan nah most of this material is recycled. Check out his albums, they’re hilarious.

[@chucke2319]

Except for the fly joke and the embassy suite

[@russelljazzbeck]

These are old jokes but they are still great. Heard the fly down and hotel one a few years ago

[@JeffWarren47]

@@BronzDano 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzbin.info

[@MaxxdOut313]

Homeless Guy: Hey sir, your fly is down. Hannibal: A man, your life is down. Damn!

[@colemeyer7894]

After he sent the "doppelganger" to do an interview for him, he now needs ID for Everything

[@personkidthing]

Love when you go on youtube and theres a new Hannibal video

[@Me-bj6in]

At the end of his career, Hannibal could be one of the greatest comedians to ever live

[@XmanSully]

- Sir, your fly is down! - Why the f were you looking down there?

[@richardgolden4315]

He is back...welcome back✌✌✌🙏

[@manoflego123]

I got to see him live once a few years ago, and was expecting this sort of laid back delivery but no he was on fucking fire, full of energy, multimedia presentations and everything. One of the funniest live shows I've ever goddamn seen.

[@newdinii]

He never has long walking strides

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

He's bow-legged, probably can't.

[@michaelackerman6515]

One time, I had to tell a female colleague her fly was down. I was so nervous before I said. But she laughed her head off when I eventually told her. She saw me a few times after and would just laugh. Lol

[@reccct]

Hannibal better start taking singing classes, in case they start to film another Ray Charles picture

[@rayneozier]

Me in 2020: 0:07 “This is not a character, this is me now. Yeah, things have changed”.

[@billykimber4463]

Damn I'm glad to see some new Hannibal

[@royleepulleyjr.2765]

“Your fly is down” “Yeah, our life is down”💀

[@Sunset553]

He could get into the Embassy Suites with a Macy’s card.

[@danwest9900]

I'm stoked that I have found Hannibal. On The Eric Andre show, he is funny but mostly as a visual presence. His standup work is hilarious!

[@toketalkalaska2540]

Hannibal, you off the chain on this one! I love the Ray Charles you pulling!

[@DarknessCalling]

I bet Hannibal is just the best person to hang out with.

[@agonleed3841]

Got the Cosby colors on lmao

[@agonleed3841]

and, if you ever listened to Cosby...it's the same delivery..albeit with more cussing. I like the delivery, but it's funny to see and hear

[@kodybyrdarmwrestling1767]

“Good comedy punches down” Chappell reference

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

"You probably set that up" that's how websites work 😂😂😂

[@bohemianbae]

2:43 - HIs eyes are so tiny! lol! 😂

[@indienag5108]

Anyone else think the line "and that's what we're going to be talking about today - self improvement" was a great payoff line that didn't get the laughs it deserved?

[@vvltvre3450]

this entire set is genius, hannibal is undeniably one of the greatest

[@YVNGTRXP]

Damn wish I could see his full set . Actually wish I could see him live

[@zorth42]

Hannibal’s energy is incredible, he could have deadass just stood there smiling and it would have been funny

[@bobberbear4622]

Hannibals humor always cracks me up

[@andycocchia4202]

thought this was Wayne Brady all of a sudden lmao

[@thething2723]

'this is not a character, this is me now.' me showing up to school with a Hawaiian shirt and jeans shorts after leaving with an all black outfit

[@Chaechaos]

I thought he meant an American flag ink pen with a piece of paper so people could write instead of talk since he's deaf... An actual pin. FML🙄😂

[@hhunstad2011]

"even though I think it's a garbage business"🤣

[@SpecialBeam]

What he did at the end there.. Repeating what the woman was saying.. I do that to people alot in person and its definitely my favorite thing to do. When they say something stupid, just repeat it back to them slowly so that they realize how dumb they sound. I love the reactions lol

[@DaRealH2]

This is the man that had a stand up bit that brought the Cosby dirt to light....he is hilarious and can ruin your career....literally

[@BadActingWYIM]

I choked when he talked about the call center XD

[@coolbreeze6161]

I love his pettiness. Shit is on 💯!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ogjohnny7528]

He’s acting like he’s baked out of his mind

[@flytrapYTP]

He doesn't have to act that.

[@Dan-sb2fb]

acting?

[@hhunstad2011]

"good comedy punches down" 🤣

[@thelegendaryturtwig]

That deaf guy is gonna be real mad when he hears that Hannibal used him in a bit. W a i t

[@bwill123]

"I'm out in front of the Up N' Atom Burger, looking at my phone I got bleets from Sprunk. Why is Sprunk bleetin' me?

[@DeadSparkss]

I was dead ass rewatching him yesterday

[@kevc2974]

Hannibal wearing those sunglasses out here looking like Simon Wilson

[@LiviotheDoubleFang]

I'm pretty sure they Mitch Hedburged'd him and added a laugh track, either that or the audience just got back from the dentist.

[@iamtheonewhotrulyasked]

Hannibal tells this joke in almost every act but it's still perfect.

[@tracyeichel5820]

I'm loving that shirt 😍😍😍

[@GrizwaldDickie]

My boy done made it . He got the shades on ...... Yes things have changed 😂😂😂

[@TheRox0923]

This is the most high I've ever seen Hannibal

[@bobbysabbar4187]

Hannibal in disguise hiding from Cosby assassin's

[@josejalaeno73]

Why does Hannibal look like he should be playing the electric piano in a jazz-funk fusion band

[@corbinfobbs6409]

Applying for the Macy's card because they'll tell you your credit score if you didn't get accepted

[@jamahlrawls3520]

Corbin Fobbs ya, but I think it also hurts your credit if it’s a hard pull

[@corbinfobbs6409]

@@jamahlrawls3520 what's credit to the gods

[@alecgross12]

The delivery of the last joke was amazing

[@B-Moye]

Fun fact: Hannibal was in "Spiderman: Far From Home"

[@SpooksMcGhie]

Moderately enjoyable fact

[@sikhumbuzochikai7466]

He was also on batwatch

[@dreadmon77]

He also stars in along with other hacks, in the much unanticipated series far from comedy. I can’t wait to not watch it!

[@PrincipeCharro]

He's on Homecoming too, did you not watch the first one???

[@carieevans3787]

God, I love this man. And I'm so mad, I missed a local show from last month, had no idea he was here until 11 day after! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[@elfhririn]

Top ten funiest comedians, soo underrated

[@DanteYewToob]

I guess I wasted that squarespace trial... damn. I guess I'll have to find another way into the impenetrable Embassy Suites.

[@django7762]

I like that shirt. That’s a nice shirt. I want that shirt.

[@lesegomabe2679]

I have to say, that is one dope thumbnail man 🔥🔥🔥😎

[@dudakof]

Hannibal I hope you see this because I need to borrow that shirt

[@BabyJokerGaming]

this dude is very charismatic for some reason

[@napoleonk.5146]

Those shades looks cool tho! 😎🤙🏾

[@johngrande1637]

I love his style of comedy

[@marcolarocca1676]

He’great! MORPHEUS DRINKING A 40 IN A DEAD BASKET

[@leeanthonylozano4679]

If u listen closely you can hear him trying to catch his breath in between sentences Towards the end of the video😂💀

[@mattmatthews5414]

"I was I wassittin ousside theFatberga..." holy Ray Charles Bill Cosby mash-up.

[@BMVfilms]

"Good comedy punches down!" Damn, Buress why you gotta do the fourth wall dirty like that?!

[@Waverer]

1:16 that pitch change got me

[@KryptoKoop]

I feel there was a laugh track and the person kept on pressing the button at the wrong time

[@walterkovacs5724]

1:19 when Hannibal be looking like a Blues Jazz player from the 50s

[@YourPoint1981]

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