Storytime: Am I Really A Woman? | Madame Absinthe

This story comes from New Years Eve a few years ago . . . how I miss going out.
If you like this story don't forget to give this video a thumbs up, subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about new videos!
Follow me on Instagram:
madame_absinthe
Follow me on Twitter:
madame_absinthe
Discount codes:
10% off at www.jungletribe.shop/ code: MadameAbsinthe

[@parttimepiratemb]

Vaseline bar? 😂 Why do people think it is ok to touch goth people without consent? Not the first time I have heard of a story like this. Ridiculous. And we are the "weird" ones. Lol.

[@deinellpugs]

Right! Normies are weird as hell.

[@CemeteryGoth]

I’m sorry this happened to you. It’s crazy how people think it’s okay to touch ppl without their permission And what the heck is a Vaseline bar 😂😂.

[@Agothygoth]

Hahaha my thoughts exactly.

[@TK-uk3qg]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Every time I click on a video of yours it shocks me how absolutely incredible you look! Also I am very clearly a woman and a hospice nurse that regularly visits the facility I work in calls me sir every time she's here. Every time.

[@amandaidange4981]

Some ppl are So Wierd.

[@TK-uk3qg]

@@amandaidange4981 I corrected her once and said I'm a woman and its like she doesn't believe me.

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

@@TK-uk3qg LOL, I feel you. You need to come up with a 'male alter-ego' name. Are you feelin' latin lover vibes? Irish construction worker? German working in hedge funds? Or a schlub who hangs out all day at the bookies losing money? What about a gay interior decorator with a double-barrelled surname? What will you choose? Give the hospice nurse the reality she needs! Then see if she functions any differently around you-- this could be an unexpectedly fantastic undercover experiment. LOL :D

[@witchothewood2666]

I had a friend that worked in an old folks home. He had long hair and every day the same old lady would come up to him and say, "One day, you're going to be a beautiful young woman."

[@ShawnSJames]

Red is your color! Fantastic story! You run into some strange and unusual types on New Year's Eve.

[@elistafford5628]

I don’t know how you handled both situations so well!! I would’ve flew off the handle if some drunk guy tried to pull off my top! You are insanely kind!!!! So sorry that happened to you!

[@TheTMRP123]

I LOVED this! You animated your expressions so well. I laughed a handful of times too. If you've got more stories like this I'd love to listen. Love your videos too!

[@Lilmisscostumedrama]

OMG!!!! I am a 5’10” woman with Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome so I have excessive facial and body hair. I am also blessed with huuuge feet (a UK9) and hands so large too large to get into women’s bangles and rings. AND I have masculine facial features (bony orbital rim and wider lower third face..) and IF I HAD A QUID FOR EVERYTIME I WAS MISTAKEN FOR A MAN OR TRANSPERSON!!!!! Gurrrrlll I feel ya!!!!! Edit: totally subbed. I recently followed BlackFriday and your beautiful self popped up in my recommends...and I am so glad you did! You are a breath of fresh air! Polite and down to earth! Please, if you are ever in the UK pop over to Whitby for Goth weekend! It’s fab!

[@MadameAbsinthe]

Yay!! Thank you for subscribing! I hear you on the tall girl problems! I'm 6'0" (plus platforms and mohawk) and I wear a US ladies 11 shoe. My hands are also large, but very thin. My whole body is fairly flat and long, so womens'stuff never EVER fits because I'm way too long, but neither does mens' stuff, because I'm so much narrower than a man. Thank God I sew all my own clothes or I'd just be a miserable mess all the time! I have been to Whitby Gith weekend once a couple of years ago and I absolutely LOVED it. My heart has been aching to go back to the UK ever since I left. I truly hope to be able to go back someday.

[@beewithpaws]

i LOVE your stories!!

[@ashleyleal2174]

That dress is stunning on you! 😍🖤

[@TTzChan99]

OMFG! You had me howling! Your story time is very relatable to me. I used to be a commuter goth and have had nights like that waiting for the bus to get back home at 5am in full goth regalia. Thanks for sharing.

[@themidnightbat]

I need to cultivate my sewing skills! That dress is fabulous and I want to make one similar to it but in black. Regarding your story, people are crazy and I’m sorry you had to go through that. In any case, I hope you are doing well during these quarantine times and you look fabulous as always.

[@nekobat1962]

That was a crazy story! I needed a good laugh after work today.

[@gothicmom5232]

I just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE story time videos!!! Your New Year's was far more interesting than mine of course. If I owned anything red, I would wear it with ya!☠☠🖤🖤

[@gabriellalanza9335]

More story time! You have awesome story telling skills.🖤

[@morgonas13death]

Isn't that always the way of things for us, especially those who choose the more darkly inclined aesthetic. You plan the big plan & your already to close down your adventure, & then here comes "the guy" who is mildly entertaining at first but then just gets straight up hostile & you just book it to where ever he's not lol hoping he doesn't follow(it's the worst when they do) Happened a lot at concerts/festivals for me. Sorry for the rant I've been inside since the end of February & this story brought so many things to mind. Need to finish off red day with masque of the red death :)

[@beeblebroxx4299]

I don't have an exciting New Years story to tell, spent it in the hospital but holy moly I would have been freaked out if someone treated me like that, you are brave.

[@pythosdegothos6181]

Yay to the day of the red!!! It looks fantastic.

[@thecraftygoddess1025]

I admire your restraint. I would have been hard pressed to NOT suckerpunch the offending parties.

[@katerinastrange1085]

I have to say my new years eye events are never this interesting. Lol. A wild night there.

[@sang_de_rose5361]

Great story! You have way more patience than I would have for people doing stupid s*** like what you described.

[@JimmyGrl09]

Girl you had me in tears laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣 ❤️🖤❤️ the dress!

[@loviemonroe21]

I swear those of us who had retail jobs know how to handle people 😂

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

I was thinking the exact same thing. I reckon we can laugh off the kind of behaviour/words that may really rattle many other people. :)

[@cakeeeetime]

You don't work in retail. Retail works you. (I was a shy girl when I starteted. 6y later I am a tough son of bitch)

[@robinhazen8034]

OMG more stories please!! XXXXX

[@AeonZhang]

♥️♥️♥️

[@sarahc8862]

Love you so much, story time is awesome 😊

[@The_A_Cast]

Day 3 of bingeing Miss. E! Sending love from a gay boy in Kentucky!!! 💕 😃

[@markfrancis1210]

Missy, you rock dude, that guy was drunk off his ass!!, I hope Brodie laughed his ass off when you told him about the drunk dude

[@brazelton13]

I spent new years the same way I always spend it. In a hotel with a bunch of scifi fans and the local steampunks!

[@discodiscordia]

Horrified that your clubs close in the middle of the night, even on New Year's Eve, and no buses at night sounds like a nightmare. We've got bars and buses open 24/7, except now of course.

[@diamondsngunns88]

Madame Rouge 😻✨ love this red look to beat back the quarantine blues. 🙏🏽 thank you for another awesome story time 🤗

[@arminrist4043]

This dress is awesome 👍

[@HeidiHazardous]

You’re such a good storyteller 😃

[@ostwestfalischehochmoorlei4705]

Thats why i like the goth scene... in 99 of 100 dialoges at nearly only goth "events" you will not hear such "crazy" things. I like that the scene is so normal in many aspects, not like many normal crazy people, with their normal crazy dialogs, in that normal crazy world.

[@Thelornasharp]

Haha I just love your stories ! I'm still a bit late on that video even if people had nothing to do in quarantine 🤣

[@HydroTWD]

Those kinds of stories are horrifying while happening but hilarious way after the fact.

[@shazzye5920]

PS you look Fab! Been living in stretchy pants since 2nd week in March. I live in SF and we’re in lockdown until June! I think I look far scarier now than I ever have! *snort* 😆

[@dorym.tomaselli6739]

Love this story. These videos definitely brighten my day.🦇💀🕸️

[@shamirkali]

You deserve more views omg, soooo interesting 😂🔥🖤

[@leolahulet2066]

In The state of Idaho here in the US we have reopened our state finally

[@MrsRebellion]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID THAT TO YOU!?! let alone said that 🙃🙃🙃

[@elizabethshields1719]

Hmm, haven't been confused for a dude for a long time now but here's a story for everybody: Three years ago I was living in the city and I was at the bus stop waiting for the bus to get to work. A guy walks up the street holding a newspaper and he stops about three feet or so away from me and starts chatting to me, but he could not stand still if his life depended on it- he's tapping his foot, switching the newspaper from one hand to the next, etc. etc. I'll talk to anyone/be civil but the minute I sense something off I'm very cautious and guarded. (Having anxiety doesn't help either and in some situations anxiety has reared its ugly self. Yuck.) Anyhow the guy's acting like he was either coming down from being under the influence of something or he was really high; I have no idea. At one point he was so fidgety I had my hand in my purse holding my pocket knife in case I had to scare him off. ( Where I lived then homeless people were everywhere and some were dangerous. I had been told not to give them any money but if they said they needed food I was told to go in the store to get them a sandwich/drink. Most of the homeless were known to rob or attempt robbing, so steps were put in place for keeping everyone safe. A police officer told me about buying a homeless person food instead of giving money and also told me to make sure I was seen by others when entering the store in case something happened.) The guy asks me if I had a boyfriend; I say yes. Strange question from guy: Would you want to hang with me tonight possibly get drunk maybe do some acid? (Possibly explains being fidgety, but cracking on) If that's not your thing I can get peyote. The look on my face was probably priceless. I politely decline and he's like enjoy the rest of your day as he walks to the crosswalk. Thankfully I haven't been asked such a strange question since. The entire interaction was weird and awkward with that soul.

[@Agothygoth]

Holy hell that was horrible! I get mistaken for a man all the time because I’m tall and in shape. But for him to grab you and to look down your shirt was uncalled for. Then the rest of your night was funny and interesting.

[@bec5959]

More wine times!!!

[@pythosdegothos6181]

Okay....the tragic thing about this...is this could be a part of the script of a silly 80s teeny bopper flick. The assumptions people make about unconventional people are so annoying, especially when it comes to sex and drugs. But that story was entertaining.

[@crowfaerymori]

That dresssss

[@garycollingwood4002]

VISION COOL 😎

[@shazzye5920]

Don’t know why but looking different always seems to be a “crazy” magnet...doesn’t matter which country I’m in they manage to find me..I could write a book. 🤣 😳

[@ostwestfalischehochmoorlei4705]

Oh yes, very often not "the crazy looking" people are crazy... but its like magnetism to the really crazy people...

[@edwinakemp8554]

Firstly. I love you in red. The dress, makeup and you are gorgeous. Don’t get me wrong. Black will always be my thing. But I do like a little red every now and then. Secondly. I thought I was a freak magnet, but you are the queen! 😂😂😂 Correct me if I’m wrong but I counted 3 freaks? Right? My highest score has been 2 in one night. And funnily enough that was on nye. Which brings me to the third. I don’t go out on nye any more. This is because all but one in my memory have been crappy nights full of people who can’t handle their alcohol. So the one which I spent out was in Sydney. Year 2000. A friend had an apartment in a converted old hotel. She made some gorgeous finger food and we happily slurped our way through a huge bowl of punch and champagne. The rooftop of this building overlooked the city and harbour. So we watched the most EPIC fireworks. And if anyone has watched nye fireworks in Sydney, you know that we do the best fireworks on the planet. Lol. Then after that we went to the most memorable warehouse party. I won’t go into detail why it was memorable but there was an amazing dj, open bar and fabulously freaky people. The right kind of freaky Then we made our way to Bondi Beach (on a corner of the beach that wasn’t crawling with drunk backpackers) and watched the sun rise. After. Me and my flat mate made our way home. But stopped at our favourite cafe at the end of our street and had eggs Benedict and lots of delicious coffee. It really was the most perfect night, and I will remember it forever.

[@flipflop8596]

I"m surprised you you didn't deck the POS!!💜(😻😻MY KITTENS)💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@gor125]

you meet the most interestig people!

[@W0lfmoonster]

I tell people like that to shut up and get away from me when I'm out.

[@crowfaerymori]

I spend my nyes with my dog making sure she's not too upset, takeaway and films. I'm a grannygoth ;)

[@leolahulet2066]

Holy cow that guy was out of it

[@Feenix102]

Wow. First, you look amazing. Continuing on, what a rude collection of bastards, some drunk people really lose their shit. Wasn't there a guy in Canada who got breast implants to win a bet? I seem to remember hearing that a few years ago. As for your attire, while I have never danced in a huge dress, I tend to run hot when I dance (too many people around me possibly) so I would be dead. The last New Years Eve I had that was in any way memorable saw me getting soooo drunk and smoking soooo much weed that people thought I was homeless, lol. Kind of glad I neither drink nor smoke anything anymore, it was a getting a bit sad, honestly. So, I usually stay in on NYE now and watch KZbin or something - boring, but it doesn't cost me £100+, so that's cool. Anyway, I feel your pain regarding the boredom - lets hope things return to normal (at least) soon. Take care, hon. :o)

[@Thelornasharp]

"Apparently I was mistaken" Oh deaaar

[@sarahbethjacobs]

Lol I love you so much

[@punkalien2922]

My new years eve is always the boring "family" meal with boring religious people who pretend everyone is good with that but in fact we all wanna die because that day is horrible and so boring

[@ameliaselene6550]

I spent this New Years sleeping because I just had my tonsils removed. Wish it was cooler

[@meganmyers1657]

Ahahahhaha!!! Oooh drunk people.

[@garycollingwood4002]

❤️❤️❤️ VIRGIN ❤️❤️❤️

[@markfrost1375]

Hi Missy..Frosty here...remember the red top hat? Lol...ps..term Mother fucker was term used to describe a black dove son that knocked up his Mother....just saying...

[@deinellpugs]

😂😂😂What the hell? People...that is disgusting and rude. But the way you told the story is funny. So do you have any drugs? My god...😂

[@pumpkinmagik5278]

Lmao 🤣

[@MissLadyLynnette]

We need to go clubbing girl!

[@amandaidange4981]

You look So Awespme!

[@amandaidange4981]

And Glad im not Alone in this :) (I dress Goth punk to avoid entanglemebts like this)

[@ARIES5342]

Sorry, I don't know what I was thinking, the Algonquins sleep under their round table.

[@MrsRebellion]

Lmao I've been wearing red all week 😅 also someone seriously asked you that? 🙃

[@crowfaerymori]

This made me glad not to go out XD

[@ARIES5342]

Were the Indians from Bombay or were they Algonquins?

[@CherryBerry48]

this was a trip of hell for you for sure, ray charles could see you are a woman, with the fluidity of motion you have, unlike a man's movement, not bashing but when a guy is in a dress, they are more square in their movements. your movements flow like a gentle rain just as my sister when she was alive

[@TheStilettoSlut]

Yeah. but think of the stories you could have told us if you had gone to the vaseline bar! :)

[@Vermilion.to.1]

I'm sorry you got manhandled and harassed by drunk dudes. But I love your story times so much. I'm obsessed with this red look. Did you make this dress?

[@user-tm1nj8vg1u]

i am sobbing at how f*cking beautiful your dress is :

[@SheepasaurusRex]

ugh nobody should tell you what you identify as. also i am so sorry someone assaulted you, i hope you're doing okay!

[@ZhanHuang.JhanShiBao]

甲霸咩