Storytime w/ Hasan Minhaj: Embarrassing Parents

Jimmy and Hasan Minhaj take turns telling stories about their embarrassing parents.
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Storytime w/ Hasan Minhaj: Embarrassing Parents
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[@wareeshaahmed]

"I don't want participation points. I want to win or lose it" It doesn't get anymore brown than that lol

[@michaelcampbell2390]

"'cause i gotta win"

[@KokoTheGorilla69]

Shitting on the sidewalk

[@adwaitparaskar9241]

Deliberately did it to fit the stereotype.

[@sabrinahong975]

LISTEN I CAN NEVER COME HOME AGAIN WITHOUT THE W

[@PatelArpitt]

@@KokoTheGorilla69 that sidewalk's your stupid face

[@AyeshaMalik]

You can’t story battle Hasan. He wins at everything in LIFEEE

[@xxsohalalmodexx]

Omg hiii Ayesha huge fan

[@fraist1]

except life itself

[@Dia-cl7vt]

He won even before he was born 😂

[@Asadullah-hi9bk]

Hell true subcontinent is like pregnant with such stories 😂

[@prateeksharma6756]

Are you hasans sister...

[@rain.enthusiast]

hasan's dad is truly the pinnacle of asian fathers

[@itsreagan]

R&B - P L A Y L I S T do you know what continent india is on? yeah it’s asia

[@Hells7rom]

@@rb-playlist4955 because India is in ASIA 🤦‍♂️

[@93soby]

@@rb-playlist4955 Congratulations on your level of stupidity, India is in the continent of Asia.

[@jacobl5488]

@@rb-playlist4955 Yo man.. but what continent is India in?

[@IceColdProfessional]

@@rb-playlist4955 Reported for abusing the caps lock.

[@Nfalak]

My mom was my history teacher i stole the exam answers shared with friends didn’t know it was for her other classes, all of us failed the test.

[@Blullaby]

That's both hilarious and sad 🤣

[@86upsmaya]

😂

[@Jay-D92]

Wouldn't you have realized that none of the answers you looked at had anything to do with the stuff you had learned in the course?

[@s.a.8548]

@@Jay-D92 It was probably an answer sheet for a multiple choice exam (1. a, 2. c, 3. a)

[@kosewa1]

Awesta 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ctguboy]

“I am going to call your dad.” “Just expel me” Rofl

[@cherderian1944]

"I'm not good at math or science..." "So I was in Honors Chemistry..."

[@ishitasingh2044]

Every Indian student ever

[@rupamsinha7841]

If I had did it I would have said it too... Typical indian fear

[@Adam-dw7pk]

"I'm not good at math or science..." "So I was in Honors Chemistry..."

[@modkhi]

at my school your parents could force you into honors classes if they wanted. so uh. yeah. he could have been bad. (i failed out of honors chem too after being forced into it, had to drop to the lower level 😂)

[@Pharomid]

Any dumb child can take honors chem or honors english, unlike some math classes like stats or calc.

[@kingjamestres]

You don't always have to do really well to join an an honors class. It just depends on if the teacher lets you join or not.

[@geegeezlouis86]

I was (and still am) terrible at math but worked really, really hard to get a decent grade in my basic class and ended up in honors algebra and just flopped around like a dying fish in that class

[@taakotuesdays]

At my school you can waive into honors classes. And the standard isn’t INCREDIBLY high either

[@yoshipapi7880]

hasan timing and jokes are a work of art

[@abcdef-zs1zq]

Yosrick Alvarez Avalos yo big facts

[@_Bat-Man_]

The end was anti climatic for me though.. I was really into it and then the coward part was like ... really?.. that's it..

[@gentle2587]

Open ending

[@aliyasarvar]

Avi Rao he actually is one😂😂

[@aegr5125]

aliya sarvar r/wooosh

[@berglettemom6045]

Hasan Minhaj is objectively a better storyteller than Jimmy Fallon. Full stop.

[@shahnoormaredia5269]

BergletteMom most stand up artists are. Jimmy is not one.

[@abcdef-zs1zq]

obv.

[@luciano53688]

Hasan is a master of storytelling. Not every stand up comedian is.

[@bigstunna2049]

He was on his high school debate team that's where he learned great timing and articulate speaking

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

He’s not that great of an interviewer ether. Just goes to show you don’t necessarily need skill or talent, just gotta know ppl with deep pockets

[@krisannalopez1684]

Knowing Hasan and the stories he tells about his dad, I thought Najme would've said Hasan is too dumb to sell answers

[@anij3222]

Me too lol

[@adamjohnson5307]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@brbapappa]

I thought he was going to ask, for how much?!

[@AR-io8fv]

That’s the punchline I was thinking of lmao. He’s too dumb to know the answers let alone sell them

[@RazorEdge2006]

I thought his dad would say, "Only $5!!!!???"

[@Pp-yi7nj]

Hasan's story telling is so freaking compelling. This guy could sell me used tissue and I would still buy it 😍

[@person9854]

Reva v these two sentences show all types of stupid

[@nafismubashir2479]

Reva v caste system is misused and misunderstood but in general it’s a good system caste system wasn’t a binding hereditary thing at all an educated person can easily take the position of someone less capable in there high position

[@anoosha9768]

@@revav5821 he's a Muslim so I don't think he believes in the caste system

[@mastersonogashira1796]

This sounds really wrong

[@barih4prez]

Its all the hand gestures

[@simonandal5857]

"you picked the topic because I'm Indian, right?" lool EDIT: FIRST TIME I GOT 2k LIKES IN KZbin

[@louiselavigne5085]

*ROASTED*

[@michaelcampbell2390]

they most definetly did

[@meganjingwi4180]

"I'm Irish I've got some bad one too" LOL uhhhhh

[@nellsea8086]

He hit the spot

[@jaimedelgado7529]

i actually thought the same thing as soon as he picked the topic

[@Chudeirr]

Hasan’s tie matches Jimmy suit and Jimmys tie matches Hasans suit that’s clever

[@mahmoodshuvo2787]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy]

It's not exact but close

[@ParmMohan-us6rn]

They exchanged ties before the show started.

[@survivor817]

That's some heavy mix and match business....lolz

[@Shucksofficial]

It actually doesn’t match..

[@Neha71580]

"I don't want participation awards, I wanna win" is the most Indian thing to say 🤣

[@frrad]

Nano 02 wow win win win eh then how did they lose wars to China and Pakistan eh

[@RAHUL37976]

@@frrad lol India won every wars against pakistan.. Pakistan cant do shit with their weak ass army. pakistan are not even in top 10 powerful army where India stands 4

[@LucasKsh]

@@frrad Pakistan lost all wars dumbass haha

[@taqiyazayin428]

Hassan Tahir oooooooooooooop

[@Neha71580]

Yall...stop commenting unrelated stuff under MY main comment 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@subhashinisivagobi9995]

i have to win...that's growing up Indian yall

[@shashankkumar3440]

Werd😂😂😂

[@tolkien7101]

And Pakistan too✌😂

[@buttofthejoke]

I'm almost 30, and interviewing and I still feel it's a competition.. even though I have a pretty good job right now.. :\

[@Brucelee89896]

@@buttofthejoke were do you work? just curious?

[@buttofthejoke]

@@Brucelee89896 In the states..

[@lillylove4129]

“I’ve let our people down” that is literally the story of my life😂😂

[@killerpanda2086]

"Expel me instead pls" Every Asian kid ever 😆👌

[@narendrakumargiri.2970]

I also went through that

[@NewMessage]

My Dad used to water the front lawn in his underwear on weekends. I win.

[@Jxmmy07]

😂😂

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

My coworker told me the 1st time she met her brother's baby mother's mother, "grandma" was mowing the lawn topless, in daisy duke shorts, smoking a cig & had a flask full of whiskey - and she was 65 and looked 80 🤢

[@Jxmmy07]

@@CuriousGoodsJessica *mic drop*

[@berglettemom6045]

My dad did that wearing black knee-high socks with sandals.

[@mikecastro4403]

I thought I had an alert for a second

[@hussains7630]

If I was his dad I would be like .....you should have sold those for atleast 10 dollars

[@anaayana7378]

Good then later they would have beaten u 😁😁😂

[@wittypedia5819]

Haha. He should be proud. He could've kept it all to himself and topped. But instead he chose community service. Hahahah

[@feelinthemode]

THIS this right here is my dad

[@rauf3192]

Is there anyone's skipping Jimmy's voice just to listen Hasan minhaj

[@carimanhamza2399]

🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[@tasi1234]

Alex Rahul got me

[@Fly_high138]

Alex Rahul 🙋🏽‍♀️🙈

[@miiniimiiniijpeg]

Alex Rahul Yep

[@asiffaisal2186]

Me

[@stuckinamomentt]

Huge respect for Hasan for not feeling the need to do the derogatory Indian accent when he talks about his dad! Rare breed among Indian/SouthAsian comedians.

[@mukulsharda98]

“You picked this topic coz I’m Indian, right?” 😂😂

[@keepontravelling]

☺️😝

[@eee7156]

Roasted

[@annjoseph5429]

Thought he is pakistan origin

[@supriyagupta6159]

" I've never felt more alive" such an inspiration to desi kids everywhere.

[@jonchen8235]

I was so sure that the punchline would be: You sold the answer book for ... ONLY $5?!?

[@sohatanwirkhan583]

Jon Chen SAME!

[@samanthacook5794]

Jon Chen me too!!

[@s.a.8548]

My cousin did the same but sold it for $100 a pop lol but than again it was the SAT equivalence for my country

[@wittypedia5819]

I thought it would be why did you sell it. You could've been the topper. Hahaha

[@komaldeviwoelich9602]

Me too.. I thought the dad would’ve said you could have sold it for $15...

[@KellyDurgan]

Hasan: "I'm not great at science and math" Also Hasan: "My AP calc class had to go to prom together"

[@miiniimiiniijpeg]

Kelly Lmaoooooooo

[@jinismymom7272]

God I am in love with Hasan Minhaj, he is incredibly handsome and smart and ughhh I just love him, Dr. Beena ( his wife ) is a lucky woman

[@valescatel]

Jin is My mom , 💯 same

[@derpinated]

no he's the lucky one, smh hover hands around her with the popped polo shirt in a damn parking lot of all places if you know you know

[@jinismymom7272]

derpinated LMFAOOO YEAH YOURE RIGHT, Dr. beena is amazing and hasan is lucky that he was able to land an amazing woman like her!!

[@abcdef-zs1zq]

i fucking love him smmmm

[@eolsunder]

yep hes pretty lucky also, his wife is very good looking and sexy, and very smart. Lovely woman.

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Smh “Michael Monchello” 😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I need know if that Michael Monchello has seen this

[@whotfisna2719]

Let's talk about how cute Yuta is in your profile , Like damn

[@lifeoftalise4390]

@@whotfisna2719 ikr 🥰

[@gulcinhasirci3205]

OK I live for hassan now insisting on people pronouncing his name right

[@kingjamestres]

I mean how can you be mad when people pronounce it like its fucking spelled "hAsan" and then you go around saying "hUsan".

[@hanachung6949]

@@kingjamestres Because that's how it's properly pronounced...

[@kingjamestres]

Hana Yoder The point You

[@wheeinswish3733]

james d well first of all, the English language is a language where all the letters have multiple ways of being pronounced. Since his name is written in English letters, have the decency to learn how to pronounce it. The “c”s in Pacific Ocean are all pronounced differently yet you have no problem with that innit.

[@hanachung6949]

@@kingjamestres That makes no sense, but okay. Also, you have learned to say many confusing names properly, so I dont know why Hasan Minhaj is an issue for you.

[@niyabellaqua]

Hasan : I don’t know who it was but... Also Hasan : It was Michael Minichiello Bahahahhahahahah

[@greenisgreener]

"I'm gonna call your father" "Just expel me please" HAHAHAHAA

[@saharafzal4435]

He insulted himself by telling embarrassing parents story but didn't let down his parents at this big platform Applause He indeed so clever So inspired🤗

[@SwethaY]

Props to jimmy Fallon for actually trying to pronounce his name right. Big fan of both hasan and jimmy! Edit: omg i didnt expect to get these many likes. Thanks guys! :)

[@msiluvsnickerz]

Swetha Yalamanchili Lol because he watched him on Ellen! 😂

[@SwethaY]

teenie a trueee

[@urvigodha9673]

"My son did not do this." "This boy is no longer my son"

[@lifeoftalise4390]

“Go inside my cars about to explode” 😂

[@krereacting2626]

Life of Talise I just read that when he said exact time

[@rayyansabet-parry4865]

I'm gonna call it first. Hasan Minhaj will be the new host of the Tonight Show in the future

[@princessawambu4178]

Nah I think his show is popular enough

[@nideeshc4527]

And what do u know? You were close enough, Hasan Minhaj is now host of the Morning Show

[@lavans06]

"I gotta win or lose" LOL *I felt that...that is my and every Asian-South Asian childhood trauma* lmao

[@rehimawoldegiorgis3481]

“He’s not going to guess the Indian kid did it” Lol

[@anushkasiva6925]

Noone: Jimmy Fallon: *let me just pretend im trying to think of a story real quick and havent scripted & rehearsed the whole thing multiple times*

[@towaniisme]

Hasan’s whole fit is giving me life! 👏🏾

[@lilsinz_djsin]

“He’s a coward” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jiniyaazad]

When jimmy started telling his story I immediately had that finding Nemo reaction when marlon tried telling a clown joke

[@jadenyiki]

I remember when I was in third grade and forged my mom's signature on something and the teacher found out and threaten to call my mom. I begged her to send me to jail instead.

[@LaFamiliaPonce]

He is very good looking! 😉

[@rb-playlist4955]

He’s ugly trash

[@abcdef-zs1zq]

🥺🥺🥺

[@vichuthegr8248]

@@rb-playlist4955 bitch off

[@maggiemcfly5267]

Yes

[@XanderBeckett1]

Not at all.

[@Tanishqa700]

When he begun with "I wasn't very good at MATH OR SCIENCE" I was prepared that this one was gonna be so damn relatable to every Indian kid

[@abhinavpandey284]

You picked that topic because I am Indian right😁😂

[@seasalllover]

Hasan’s storytelling ability is incredible

[@slytherinsu]

hasan is so good at telling stories omg

[@Domesticgoddess12]

Me

[@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy]

Embarrassing moments always make for fun stories afterwards!!

[@viksaggu9085]

Bitter stories become bittersweet

[@louiselavigne5085]

@@viksaggu9085 UWU

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

Every kid born between 1970 & 1980 had to suffer the vinyl seats, didn't we? I'm even afraid of leather seats to this day.

[@seasalllover]

also shoutout to jimmy for pronouncing hasan’s name correctly!!

[@sashac7002]

But he didn't. He did try, though, which is great

[@gabe9148]

yeah lmao he said "hasin"

[@Faisaldegrt]

Lol

[@Faisaldegrt]

Has-sin

[@Winteramen]

And after that story, Hasan retroactively had his academic career stripped away.

[@user-lr5oe4rl7k]

"I DONT WANT PARTICIPATION POINTS.I WANT TO win OR lose!!!!"This is practically what my parents raised me to do.I feel like this is a preach💗

[@payaloberoi96]

"HE didn’t DO IT." -aww he trusts me "HE IS A COWARD " -there you gooo ...yup can relate

[@xSTTS]

"I've never felt more alive" yes that was the start of my life of crime

[@ncorp2668]

I LOVE this segment...more of this, please.

[@ire5995]

This man is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G! No words, i can't breathe

[@jenniferandrews6556]

I was born and raised in Germany. After 9/11 a lot of schools had fake bomb threats. So my school did too. As we were escorted to the soccer field, I rang up my mother and told her what was happening. She lost her shit and was yelling "They know your dad is American, they are coming for you, I am picking you up now!" I was like ...cool who needs school....so about 20 min pass and I hear the kids behind me laughing. Someone tapped me on the shoulder and asked "YOOOO, is that YOUR mom???"....I turned around and THERE SHE WAS.....stomping up the soccer-field...wearing a tracksuit that had the letters *FBI* printed on it.....I said:"whaaaat are you wearing, omg MOM!?"....She looks down at herself and went..."OH....yeah.... I was gardening!" ......... *FACEPALMS*

[@lanawisam3907]

Hasan is such a natural & his story is legit amazing! Love it♥️♥️

[@PhillyFrank1]

Hasan Minhaj is as much fun to watch tell a story as it is to listen to him -- that brilliant smile and those dancing eyes just punctuate the whole narrative.

[@joshkidd2075]

Hasan's delivery is so perfect - he had me laughing so hard.

[@Seattleheart1]

It's been a LOOOOOOOONG ASSSSSSS TIIIIIIIIME since Jimmy had a game this good.

[@lessls]

I can't believe I'm alive for when Hasan Minhaj invented fashion on Fallon, dayum.

[@claudineb777]

Love it! I want more of this segment

[@user-fo4jm5wi8u]

i thought his dad was going to be proud of him for making money out of it but this ending was better 😂😂

[@leilapahlevan5736]

It's so hard to see him talk without the digital platforms on his show 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@climber6477]

"Hasan did not do this" "He's a coward"

[@ehsanshuvo2199]

Hasan minhaj is a fantastic story teller. Too good man.

[@nikitakadam9276]

I love how Jimmy is enjoying Hasan's story like crazy

[@faustinebernard]

Hasan Minhaj is such a great story teller !

[@mijamsamarak4676]

I just skipped Jimmy's stories.

[@welpitsnoemi]

SAME

[@vahishree6184]

No check out his story it is also funny..

[@Ndi1st]

Both stories made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂

[@ttv_ayxshyplays5478]

Jimmy: “coward tough dad” Asian parents: “every other insult + coward”

[@andreeaol7268]

Such a great story teller

[@N59410]

Hasan never disappoints and his storytelling abilities are what makes me love his comedy!!

[@ada3360]

Hasan is such a great and comedic storyteller, this was HILARIOUS.

[@Y_Canada]

If my dad got told I sold the homework answers, his first questions would have been "for how much?" and he would be super proud of my entrepreneurial spirit.

[@aishani7994]

That twist at the end was just 🤯 !

[@AshLey-uj3ox]

Such a great storyteller.

[@dhirajsolanki2625]

Indian parents be like- my child can never do this he is coward.🤣🤣🤣

[@brandondavidson4085]

If that had been my dad at that parent-teacher meeting, he would have been proud of my business acumen.

[@AliKazi]

Wow 😭😂😂 love hasaan Minhaj ❤️ this was hilarious great quarantine content to keep us all going 👍

[@zoemor4205]

Hassan is so cool intelligent flowing .love him.

[@AmritSingh-nd8jg]

I low key thought his dad would be proud that he at least got the business part right. Using education to make a living = Schooling Successful!

[@sunshine0mayoya]

Who also scrolled down to Hasan’s part? Haha sorry Jimmy! Love you but I love Hasan more 😂

[@joes2041]

His story telling peaksss 🙌

[@rozieperera9880]

Omg this was amazing

[@Dr.Phoenix]

Really Bruh, Story telling competition against Hasan Minhaj.... You may not have seen his Netflix special... You ain't winning this one for sure

[@whatsherface444]

I love Hasan so much, “I don’t want participation points, I wanna win or lose” 😂

[@mentallyaktive916]

This Is What Sparked My Interest For Hasan! Loved Him Ever Since ✌💯✌

[@deeinsights]

Jimmy's story was a laughter BLAST!

[@dumbclan2680]

Topic: embarrassing parents Hassan: light work

[@XxLilypupuxX]

I’m still tryna figure out who “HAA-sin” is from the beginning intro

[@danielcook356]

Hasan is such a good storyteller. I could listen to him talk for hours

[@chinesecooking5876]

I’m soooo here for this yes Hasan!!!

[@raeyahecht5945]

Jimmy's Dad 😂😂😂. I get you man. When your from NYC, you don't need to drive. You can just hail a taxi to anywhere...

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I need to know what Michael Monchello is doing now.

[@17rajasandeep]

This guy and stories! Holy F! I laughed my guts out. 😂😂

[@melindamullins9649]

Please continue to make us laugh esp at a time in our country when we need comic relief.✌😀

[@simprasad7320]

That is how u tell a story ladies and gentlemen

[@Tanishqa700]

"You picked the topic cuz I'm Indian right". You hit the bullseye hasan

[@Tanishqa700]

@@laiyinashate9006 yasss💜

[@JavierFernandez01]

1984 oldsmobile cutlass sierra. Awesome car.