I converted my microwave into a LASER oven!

[@styropyro]

check out my new shorts channel! kzbin.info/door/wGEZhoIwu7GN44Xkr_fXwA

[@clips4244]

I just watched your Tornado video

[@biscuit3397]

damn ur looking ripped af

[@zalzalahbuttsaab]

... you wear shorts?

[@ryujijackson8584]

you're gettin jacked bro, keep up whatever your doin'

[@MC-01]

What CC source do you use to drive those lasers?

[@Mike-mm8gg]

Everytime he leaves I assume he dies but he just comes back even more buff with an even scarier invention

[@Zorokthegreat]

Those two have an uncanny correlation

[@vitopettito1689]

Not to mention all this new shit in a lab that looks completely different each time. The dude looks busy as hell even when he's not uploading!!

[@zachnels5512]

Why is this so true! Lol

[@ten7554]

Lmfao

[@LumaControl]

Well, you know what they say: What doesn't kill us makes us stronger...

[@brusspup]

I guarantee this guy solved nuclear fusion years ago.. he got bored... and just moved on to more challenging projects

[@donpeponcio1233]

bro my dad loves your videos, and i also do.thats all

[@4m0d]

lol

[@pppixeI]

Oh my God I forgot you existed

[@balmaceda882]

Omg you’re alive aswell!!

[@Mp57navy]

Nuclear fusion got solved in the 1950's. Thermonuclear bombs are nuclear fusion.

[@EngineerMan]

I'm really the wrong kind of Engineer it seems. I'd rather be making laser smores.

[@Avetho]

I read laser storms and thought "heh that's epic" and then I re-read it and it just got better XD it sounds delicious and high energy Edit: Now that I've watched the video, I can conclusively say Laser Smores looks delicious too lol

[@oxidiser]

Laser S’mores? I’ll stick to my firework-baked cookie thanks very much

[@jamesharding3459]

Designing roads is fine, but when the most exciting part of my day is driving to work, you really wonder if 5 years of college was worth it.

[@window.location]

Oh EM, didn't expect you here man

[@NonEuclideanTacoCannon]

I made a laser bong lighter one time, and I'm not even an engineer!

[@NickAndriadze]

I absolutely adore how this is 25% a laser microwave speedbuild video and 75% a ''here's what wacky food my unfathomably dangerous superlaser oven can make'' video.

[@lowresSandwich]

You get what you came for with some extras

[@Igorson142]

FUCK IT MACROWAVE

[@hacksmith]

This is awesome. What a banger thumbnail! I see you use mayonnaise as thermal paste too!!

[@spaceevo8622]

Fancy seeing you here, Hacksmith. You might have built a lightsaber, but you haven't built a *Laser Oven* yet...

[@styropyro]

a thumbnail compliment from you is impressive!

[@DylanOfTheOthers]

@@spaceevo8622 guess he better start XD

[@grippyfemboy]

hello machine man

[@3RR0RNULL]

UwU

[@Delano777]

i believe this guy is immortal and he literally dies a couple times each video we just dont see it

[@asafoster7954]

Explains how he has looked almost exactly the same for over a decade

[@aghilas2299]

He cuts it out coz otherwise the video will be taken down, Duh 🙄

[@CrispyLamb]

How did you know oh you weren't talking about me

[@Delano777]

@@CrispyLamb let's say you are, how'd you become it?

[@roamerreed]

Kenny without the hood

[@techstorm.3461]

It’s good knowing you are alive.

[@TatsukiHashida]

*still alive

[@anonymouse7074]

We we really know that? Video could have been scheduled

[@MisterPyOne]

@@TatsukiHashida🎵 ah, ah, ah, stayin aliveee

[@Zhylia_FPV]

I agree it's 7 months since

[@Zhylia_FPV]

Or 1

[@theharmacyst8642]

Just noticed that this is the origin of the "fuck it, macrowave" meme. Congrats on being famous!

[@PancakesWithWaffles]

i eat microwaves they are very tasty

[@Ririxpj]

How come I’m living under *a rock* -

[@PancakesWithWaffles]

@@Ririxpj how come i eat rocks

[@Ririxpj]

@@PancakesWithWaffles what

[@TrueApexMusic]

The fact that that image isn't edited is amazing

[@kootabab8269]

“Judging by the scratched out documentation and labels, I’m going to guess I’m not supposed to have these” this man is literally a mad scientist

[@yayweredoomed]

Easily the best line I’ve heard in a KZbin video in… ever?

[@kindlin]

I loved that part. And, just for posterity: "Judging by the scratched out part numbers and lack of documentation, I'm going to guess I'm probably not supposed to have these."

[@SpaceRanger187]

when you want your pizza rolls to be lava

[@aceman0000099]

He could easily defeat crazy Russian hacker

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@aceman0000099 oh no....

[@oriangleman9884]

When a microwave doesn’t cut it… Summon the *m a c r o w a v e*

[@covertpluto]

It’s more like picowaves cause light has a shorter wavelength than single digit ghz microwaved

[@deepdays9068]

On the third day, god cooked a burrito in the macrowave

[@NOTONtechsx]

@@covertpluto Then arrives the f e m t o w a v e

[@Ilovebuzzsaws]

​@@NOTONtechsx It appears i no longer can reproduce....and i have cancer

[@jameskristian3617]

Macrotsunami

[@SovereignSmurf]

The supervillain death lasers were one thing, but seeing him bite an onion like an apple is what convinced me he's built different

[@laughingoutofdepression8093]

Lmao

[@AeroQC]

Could've been a Vidalia onion; they're the sweetest variety and can been eaten raw without issues.

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

I've been eating onions that way since I was a kid

[@-Tris-]

I had a polish co-worker who did this regularly, everyone's eyes tearing in the room and he is just eating it like an apple 😂

[@tensalestat]

my ma does this lmfao

[@pyroman7550]

14:01 “wow that’s quite a fragrance!” Things you never wanna hear in a lab

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

“Oh my, those grass clippings sure smell great” Everyone else in the trench: 😟😟😟

[@shardinalwind7696]

Those poor chemists…

[@locustmask6410]

I feel like we need a Styropyro half-life mod. He would add so much more colorful dialogue among the scientists.

[@jamier9113]

I don't know what's scarier how shredded he keeps getting or how sketchy these experiments are progressing

[@muggins2279]

In 10 years he'll be sitting there with a herculean physique and a terrifying gadget made out of old x Ray machines that melts cars

[@RenegadeScooter]

@@muggins2279 "Best of both worlds!"

[@captainobvious9188]

His accent will slowly turn Schwarzenegger, and he'll have to inexplicably get to the chopper in the middle of a video.

[@privatepicklock8738]

He only eats foods cooked with lasers, gotta be.

[@freedblowfish3705]

@@muggins2279 10?

[@nerdsearch4329]

This is the most calmest, passive-aggressive psychopath I’ve ever watched

[@meowyahh]

ngl he looks the same as the dude who hit a child and mom with a car

[@terrymelanson5093]

lol

[@terrymelanson5093]

yes lol

[@SkylerBaird]

Knew the comments wouldn't disappoint

[@spankthemonkey3437]

He's the Bob Ross of lasers

[@Thalatash]

Styropyro being gone for a long time then coming back with more muscles and scarier stuff. I like to think that he goes on adventures fighting a bunch of aliens in a hive (or government agents in a shady research facility) going deeper fighting harder and harder enemies, before finally defeating the boss who drops the loot he needs for a new awesome video.

[@sebastiandominguez9253]

He literally went tornado hunting a couple weeks ago

[@pinna9391]

love that, the best story i've read in a long time

[@StuckInSilverCS]

Dude got buff

[@Oatmea1L]

You made it sound like terraria

[@wghardy5577]

he has to get the laser diodes from somewhere

[@JustAJester34]

BRO HAS MAXED STATS. JACKED ASF SMART ASF CHARISMATIC ASF BEAUTIFUL ASF Keep on king 👑

[@danielnewton2390]

This is one of the only channels whose videos feel just like how they did when I first started watching years ago. Keep it up, and never change!

[@thoughtskink376]

You mean excessively dangerous? Then yes I agree haha

[@ElYapper]

I feel that if he gets bored (doubt that he will) then let him change or if he almost dies but like really really close or closer than normally then let him change his content if he wants

[@AEONIC_MUSIC]

I feel like there are alot more jokes now then when he first started but the same content

[@dangerousfables]

I agree. He still has the wonder and magic of his early videos. It’s honest. I think that what makes it so endearing.

[@tricursor2481]

He has more confidence talking in front of a camera which just comes with the territory of making more awesome videos that people love. I totally agree with the OP here, please keep these going for as long as you feel like you can.

[@mr_dont3758]

*Styro shoving ash into his mouth*: “great char flavor”

[@sladeb6036]

This cracked me up

[@bradleymorgan8223]

"I love Carbon!"

[@Golgito]

Just like grandma used to make it

[@BugBestieLily]

@@Golgito ash flavor... just like grandma

[@nofriends3904]

@@BugBestieLily dawg😂😂😂

[@SubsonicNoise]

"That makes it the most powerful CW laser build I‘ve shown on this channel" Implying he‘s built more powerful lasers that he‘s not showing us? 👀

[@aidengray3998]

Yes, but those are legally bombs, at least in atmosphere.

[@seantaggart7382]

@@aidengray3998 yeah

[@urmomconnor7870]

They’re probably illegal

[@miflofbierculles5117]

@@urmomconnor7870 the legality of this is allready questionable

[@xBINARYGODx]

no, neither this or most of what he does is illegal - he is licensed and registered and blah blah blah - nothing he does is really THAT risky. That said, KZbin and the law are not the same thing.

[@sirpringles9030]

I've burnt chocolate before trying to melt it and make chocolate dipped strawberries one time. For some reason it tasted wayyy better than just normal melted chocolate, and I haven't been able to replicate it since. That char is something special on certain food groups.

[@paulmahoney7619]

Anything with sugars in it could be caramelized, so you probably did something like that accidentally.

[@inxomnyaa]

never heat chocolate chip cookies in a microwave btw, it's just getting worse

[@owesazzo5537]

Love how he casually drops that he has discarded government project laser technology just lying around his house

[@jakobfindlay4136]

I'm just suprised how big that nd:yag crystal was

[@davidsirmons]

IKR? that one got all my "WUTTT?"

[@N4CR]

Yeah you could buy COIL parts on ebay for a while and other stuff... it's not that unusual in the laser world tbh.

[@RetroPlus]

He's becoming more powerful than we could possibly imagine

[@dyllonlexmark94]

No joke, look at those guns! Holy crap man!

[@bigguy130]

He does look like he's been spending a lot of time in the gym. I'm sure he'll have lots of women fighting over him now.

[@joaojoao6423]

@@bigguy130 and men... and men...

[@RetroPlus]

@@bigguy130 He can just laser them off with his microwave

[@thesauce1682]

Seems like he has been going to the gym lately.

[@kenthatfr]

I get the feeling the PhD program was holding him back.

[@bmo14lax]

Probably lol

[@Tactical_autist]

Mad scientist back story

[@Medick]

How does he just move so gracefully and softly while looking at the camera

[@nunyuh4557]

At first hearing him talk about not completing his PhD made me sad, but after watching him make and eat the steak I realized that we’d all probably be dead by now if he was given the knowledge and recourses from a phd

[@miflofbierculles5117]

He could also be an A grad mad scientist supervillain

[@bob2859]

We narrowly avoided "Making Nuclear Popcorn," part of me is disappointed

[@plasmaman9592]

You can have the knowledge it takes to get a PhD without jumping through all the hoops and time and having a PhD doesn't give you extra resources that would apply in a manner that would be in the way you mean. You mostly just get more credibility and some extra contacts and easier time getting a job in a in whatever field

[@madskjosavikskeie6273]

einstein. contributed more to others phd. he didnt like school either...

[@Pope_]

"Roasting southeast asia with my orbital cannon"

[@ionceateapinecone]

*William Osman:* "I built an x-ray" *Styropyro:* "I built a death ray"

[@alkabissree8854]

Exactly where I came from too lol

[@vernonrweaver]

“And I cook with it”

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

Multiple times

[@algharibe]

he just mount a laser array , not built it

[@sirsanti8408]

X-rays are death rays just delayed

[@AnotherYouTubeUser581]

everybody be like: "haha, Michael Reeves is so crazy omg, so quirky" meanwhile styropyro: *actually a mad crazy scientist* love both of you guys

[@RhythmAndFlo]

Micheal Reeves does stupid shit because why the fuck not Styro does INCREDIBLY stupid shit because why the fuck not

[@TheGreatMossMan]

i wonder what would happen if both of teamed up to make something

[@salmaelnox1822]

@@TheGreatMossMan A laser pointer that manages to tase people. Don't know how but they'd probably find a way.

[@omar-rv5uq]

i want to see a colab

[@omar-rv5uq]

@@salmaelnox1822 yea lol

[@jamesmccabe5569]

Forget the hacksmith making a railgun, this is the cracksmith

[@kazat0105]

This guy's sarcasm is literally the best. He sounds like a sarcastic pyromaniac who's on the run from the government and trying to cause as much mayhem as possible

[@Ulrich7681]

He sounds like a pyromaniac on the run from government because he probably is

[@blue_leader_5756]

Dang it I can’t think of a good pun using “drying to cause mayhem”

[@nonesuchone]

yeah… “sounds like”…

[@lincolnlog727]

@@Ulrich7681 “By the way guys, don’t tell anyone you saw me here. If they mention lasers tell them they’re unsafe and uncool….no reason.”

[@__lasevix_]

He looks like one as well

[@EMBEEAY]

This man could’ve chosen to be a model but went for the “mad scientist” life. What a legend.

[@samsungtelevision695]

Derek Zoolander laser physicist. It’s beautiful

[@perkum1144]

Ah Perry that platypus time to burn your eyes out

[@bobguy6542]

Like he said, he was actually pursuing a doctorate, but left the program to focus on KZbin. He has a bachelors degree in Chemistry, and according to his 'about me', "worked as a research assistant under Dr. Boyd Goodson studying giant lasers and mega magnets (aka techniques in hyperpolarization NMR spectroscopy.)" He also gave an interview where he revealed he was pursuing his doctorate. I'll just drop the link and the relevant section: Esco Optics: You recently were at the University of Rochester for your PhD. in Optics and decided to take some time off from school. Any insight on why you put the PhD on pause? You may not have known, but Ron Schulmerich (Esco’s Business Development Manager based in Rochester) was ready to take you under his wing and invite you to Thanksgiving dinner and offer you home cooked meals while you were away from Illinois. Drake: Well, I’m still in the system and I could go back, but at the time was doing so much at once. I have my undergrad degree in chemistry but I tacked on so many extra classes. It was a lot and I just took on too much and I wasn’t ready for the adjustment to academia. Rochester is an awesome place, the university is amazing and it’s a great school and I just dove in too quickly and I had some things of my own that I wanted to get to and take a break. Esco Optics: Have you thought about what your goals are for the future? Drake: Right now, I’m at a crossroads, I’m struggling with increasing frustrations with KZbin demonetizing and suspending some of my videos, so I’m not sure as a platform or a medium for me its going to continue. They really don’t like my chemistry videos. I’m going to keep posting videos, but also I have some new outlets that I’m cultivating from past inquires or I could get into the industry with a full time job or get back into academia. So, there are lots of options. I’m working through some decisions, but for now I’m just having fun and enjoying it all. Source: escooptics.com/blogs/news/q-a-with-drake-anthony-aka-styropyro-on-youtube

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

@@vlc-cosplayer moral compass leaving my body when the villain is sexy

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@vlc-cosplayer Role-playing as a female doesn't make you one.

[@damienblackmore5318]

It would be terrifying to leave Pyro, Reeves and Nile all in one room with a MrBeast budget...

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Who’s reeves? Also Cody’slab

[@sir_vix]

@@somethingwithbungalows Reeves is a precocious young filipino boy occasionally heard screaming in the background of William Osman videos.

[@NeonPup6000]

@@sir_vix you do know he moved out right?

[@jacobmoye3210]

@@somethingwithbungalows Michael Reeves

[@jacobmoye3210]

@@NeonPup6000 He might be talking about Wiliams older videos

[@alanwright2920]

THE MACROWAVE ORIGIN

[@gamer-iz3sf]

The man who looks like he makes clickbait, but doesn’t. We need more of these people.

[@pkrent3461]

Yeah my jaw dropped when i saw the microwave laser, it was actually true!

[@theeternalnow6506]

Yeah. This dude makes insane stuff. It almost feels dangerous to simply watch him do it.

[@sarko5989]

We do not need more of these people

[@peterdinkler4950]

@@theeternalnow6506 Yeah, I may be on a NSA watchlist for exploring the more extreme aspects of the topics he's brought my attention to, but I have a funny little "eye-canceler!"

[@gwencatz2483]

With all due respect: *no.*

[@haassteambraker9959]

"Whenever electronics hobbyists get killed by their projects its usually from messing around with microwave parts like these" *proceeds to fondle the guts of the microwave*

[@m1lkweed]

"parts like *theeeese*"

[@pablozurita2996]

I Imagine that dying to a microwave feels how 5:32 looks

[@SimonBauer7]

problably discharged that capacitor though styros videos may sometimes seem reckles but he knows what he is doing

[@Ramizz]

im dead laughing

[@noelsnave9395]

How do you get the words thic like that without making them capital?

[@strange-person09]

"and Freeman, if you pull this off i might just forgive you for that debacle at black mesa, you know the one I'm talking about involving a certain microwave casserole"

[@sketchpalosotherchannel]

Yeah, the laser is cool and all, but can we have a moment of appreciation for how RIPPED my man is rn?

[@notJRoss]

I was thinking the same thing, like when do u start working out. Got ripped all the sudden bro keep the grind up!

[@farm2462]

@@notJRoss he teaches martial arts

[@adan4546]

man i love carbon

[@evandrochaves9596]

Actually he was always kinda ripped

[@darrinjones9387]

my husband is Jealous

[@josph8907]

I love how in every video he casually pulls out some extreme and outragously dangerous component that your casual hobbyist definitely should not have in his possession

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

"The good thing is it bypasses ALL of the safety mechanisms!" Ah yes, the statement ALL the educational channels love!

[@mjp152]

This guy certainly seems like the Steve Irwin of electronics. I dont hate it.

[@CoolKoon]

"the statement ALL the educational channels love!" - I mean he DID state at the beginning that nobody should try this ever.

[@amokath1944]

No with the us army budget and can use illegal thingz man thats a way for apocalypse

[@simonmcevoy88]

This dude is bat shit crazy but I love him! The ONLY KZbin channel I’m both intrigued by and find hilarious! Thank you!

[@6root91]

I love how he takes special care to make sure he's taking a bite out of all the eccentrically charred bits of food.

[@evolevil1]

second bite of onion was top moment

[@cavemanvi]

@@evolevil1 “that was amazing wow” Literally after biting a raw onion 🤣

[@squibblez2517]

@@evolevil1 how about the third lmao

[@always_bet_on_juno]

When the FBI finally raids him during a video: “Wow! Never tested on a human being before! Well, theres a first for everything.”

[@MorphinGaming]

I read this in his voice and he sounds like a psychopath 🤣

[@always_bet_on_juno]

@@MorphinGaming yessir

[@jheffreymartineau3388]

EXACTLY

[@thatonedude7147]

No his next video would be about being recruited

[@proof-xx1vv]

"here goes nothing!"

[@nuggie3905]

"When electronics hobbyists get killed by their projects, it's almost always because they're messing around with microwave parts like *theeeese* " almost made me jump

[@Galeanthropist]

My organs flinched. That's how hard I winced when I saw that.

[@shermanfox7338]

Same

[@MotorcycleWrites]

I’ve been watching too much electroboom. I definitely was a little worried for the slapstick/microwave combo

[@AlphaAchilles]

They are not that dangerous if you know what your doing. Just short the cap out and turn per off and your good to go. I work on them every day.

[@MassivePonyFan]

@@AlphaAchilles short the cap out. No idea what that means.

[@Eibonbon]

Macrowave from item asylum:

[@menghao737]

We must protect this young scientist at all costs, for our own safety. He's one really bad day away from writing his name onto the moon and declaring laser war on the entire world!

[@killman369547]

Eh, as long as i can buy a 300 megawatt laser cannon when he's in charge i'm happy.

[@badpiggies988]

Forget nuclear war, this guy’s lasers will become the new meta soon enough.

[@samsungtelevision695]

StyroDoofenschmirtz

[@alxsin4439]

All i want is a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. If he can make that happen, i will forever become his personal bodyguard until I die or he finds someone better. But I'm keeping my plasma rifle 😎

[@Thetravelingmonke]

@@badpiggies988 yay war crimes

[@athosbernabei5504]

Styropyro: puts a banana in a microwave. Steins Gate fans:"thats how it all began"

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

Yeeeees

[@mgksciencescientificjantap7495]

He has discovered time machine so je will prevent pewdepie to open youtune channel and becomes no.1 youtuner😂😂😂😁😂😂🤐

[@phoenixtalon100]

Oh no, I just wound you! Don't tell me you're broken! So not fair... I've taken extra good care of you and everything....

[@BootlegHuman]

**stains**

[@Grimnoire]

Oh yes I LOVE "Stains Gate"

[@primalreign]

"Many people will argue that nothing can beat the flavor of a microwaved steak" 16:28 I had to laugh quite a few times while watching this video but this line beats everything

[@Debbiebabe69]

Reminds me of the 'text your parents and ask them how long you are supposed to put the turkey in the microwave for' fad last Christmas....

[@crazyknexkid]

Reminds me of steve1989mreinfo

[@xtramoist9999]

Technically a nanometred steak. More commonly known as "laser steak."

[@annihilatedreflection]

@Repent jokes on you i don't believe in him

[@deusexaethera]

@@annihilatedreflection: Jesus Christ repents to Chuck Norris.

[@MarginallyAddicted]

This will get him onto yet another government watchlist

[@Quint_69]

Putting bananas in modified microwaves? This dude is definitely gonna make a time machine.

[@jelle9577]

Man of culture

[@arcanephysics7384]

certified el psy kongroo moment

[@breadsdeads]

If he ever puts chicken tenders in it, are we back on the beta worldline?

[@johyunbyung7676]

OoOoooO aaAaaah aaahh aaaaAaaA.

[@Owl90]

Nice one!

[@justincroft2299]

"Judging by the scratched out part numbers and lack of documentation, I'm guessing I'm probably not supposed to have these..." I think I found my new hero

[@joeltashinian5888]

Quick! Rush to Ebay before they figure out what they're selling!

[@yerp8921]

pyro: "when electronics hobbyists get killed by their projects, it's almost always because they're messing around with microwave parts like theeeese" also pyro: hasn't posted in 8 months (yes i am aware he's alive)

[@radiozeke8507]

Oh no

[@elythas128]

He posts on his shorts channel

[@yerp8921]

@@elythas128 i know, i just think it's kinda funny

[@justastranger101]

to people who think he is dead: dont worry, he does these stuff in another shorts channel

[@thefirsttrillionaire2925]

@@justastranger101 thank god 😩😭

[@BA-pg4od]

Power Company - "Um there's some unusually weird electrical variations going on in this area."

[@DrToxz]

Can we all give a moment and some applause for the hero,the legend,the mighty, P O C K E T S A N D.

[@creeperizak8971]

When I think about it, it's not a bad way to put out small fires.

[@gavinthecrafter]

7:35

[@gmanprather]

SHI SHAH!

[@KaleDarville]

This guy is basically the cocky movie side character that the main characters have to reluctantly call on to help save the world because he's just so unfathomably intelligent

[@shaeahmad2805]

I see him as a 3d character in 3d porn games.

[@FishbedFive]

@@shaeahmad2805what

[@peanut632]

⁠@@shaeahmad2805Oh

[@shaeahmad2805]

I mean a protagonist in 3D porn games

[@ixkazexi6988]

@@shaeahmad2805 oh.

[@twentylush]

styro's biceps are directly proportional to the danger of the experiment he is doing

[@theabyssaldemon]

Indeed

[@maximkikena622]

They not that big relax 😂😂😂

[@hansdavis7335]

So imagine him having Hulk like arms.... It would be equivalent to an experimental nuclear reactor powered interplanetary laser pointer...

[@pinekel8987]

@@maximkikena622 They are, he's just really skinny so they don't show as much.

[@maximkikena622]

@@pinekel8987 maybe for betas like you 😂😂😂

[@salmonsoup15]

Normal person: I have a microwave styropyro: fk it, macrowave

[@harl3quinn]

I love that styropyro casually talks about how he could make insanely powerful weapons for the military that would very likely be against the Geneva Conventions.

[@randomblock1_]

I'm pretty sure this already is against the Geneva Conventions. A laser that instantly blinds you is probably too powerful to use against people.

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

And shows us how to make them

[@yeeturmcbeetur8197]

StyroPyro: proud supporter of the Geneva Suggestions 😂

[@4f52]

Like they don't have engineers already doing that

[@kreeperfrm559]

@@randomblock1_ lol u haven't heard of haarp have u

[@GadgetAddict]

Pocket sand for the win! Thanks for taking all the risk for our enjoyment! I mean for our education 🙈

[@PsychoticWolfie]

That part caught me so off guard lol

[@andrewnolasco7209]

Ah you're here!

[@FriedMonkey362]

Absolutely amazeballs

[@Waffle_6]

666th like aorry

[@armorc6779]

dale gribble ftw

[@TheTrueArkher]

As dangerous as your laser experiments are, you straight up eating an onion like an apple is the scariest thing you've done so far.

[@cokebottles5218]

Yeah that was a trip to see.

[@mjstecyk]

it's good with salt.

[@noahluppe]

those big onions have a relative mild flavour, compared to smaller and those red ones.

[@LawrenceOakheart]

Well onions are good. You saw Shrek doing the same thing too.

[@lexo632]

Just like Miss Tulip...

[@edbwestlund]

“A benefit of the new set up is it bypasses all of the safety mechanisms.”

[@samsungtelevision695]

“A benefit of the new setup is that it bypasses all the safety mechanisms.” - styro

[@kennethlight8078]

Famous last words

[@ertavampy4622]

- white Freddie Mercury

[@drkool8168]

The words of every great scientist everywhere before they make a revolutionary piece of tech LOL

[@breakfast7595]

@@drkool8168 I mean, if it wasn't for crazy ass wackos and people with a unsatiable urge to kill, we wouldn't have really any technology we have today. He at least legitimately understood the danger and built a Faraday cage around it, and used a proper tool to change the power output. The fact he _isn't_ dead or maimed after years is showing that he did indeed understand the physics and danger.

[@breakfast7595]

@@drkool8168 I just think of when Tesla took that photo inside of his Faraday cage with electrical bolts arcing everywhere.

[@starkindustries26]

“Lethality aside” is probably something you could put on a shirt

[@TheFallensChannel]

If that was a real shirt I’m getting it

[@aidennonya8729]

I love how this man casually whips out the pyromaniacal side as soon as he gets his hands on ANYTHING

[@echo3568]

2030: turning the water into the deathstar laser

[@avpr1c]

12:27 literally thought you bent space and time

[@AvidPie]

Wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did

[@Slushee]

"It's nothing that a little bit of copper wire and tape can't fix" Almost had a heart attack there

[@bizanagi5378]

Wdym

[@jasonspink1981]

The breaker would have still tripped anyways 😅.

[@MadScientist267]

@@jasonspink1981 lol yep. That doesn't work at all

[@casualbird7671]

@@bizanagi5378 If he actually managed to bypass the breaker he could cause the wires inside his wall to catch on fire

[@BugBestieLily]

@@casualbird7671 a little fire never hurt nobody

[@tarikhajromobile5456]

I just started to appreciate this guy even more after seeing him eat an onion like an apple

[@novideosnosubs883]

Probably this guy has lost the sense of taste and smell

[@PH4N.T0MB]

Me and my brother do it all the time have you never had a double down but it's all onions

[@pav5542]

@@PH4N.T0MB bread butter and onions is da bomb

[@pav5542]

@@PH4N.T0MB on a side note add some mature cheddar slices

[@kylesmith1705]

i can do that thought it was weird

[@eastormtrooper9952]

pyro: Completely devoid of emotions Also pyro: eats an onion like an apple

[@emanuelciuciu2797]

You don't?

[@Inuweeb]

Reminds me of a certain... Spicy...Boi..

[@livedandletdie]

@@Inuweeb Spicy Boi? Which Spicy Boi, there's an awful lot of them today...

[@Inuweeb]

@@livedandletdie The one holding an onion who looks like they want to die.

[@okokokok8424]

@@Inuweeb is that a beastars reference

[@blindsniper35]

The electronics project that sketched me out the most was my massive capacitor bank. That thing was lethal. This was back when you could just go to the photo development section and just ask for their used disposable cameras and they would give them to you. If I remember correctly it was about 800 capacitors running at around 600 volts. When I realized our math was off by more than a factor of 10 was when I vaporized a piece of copper I was using as a fuse. The thing that still concerns me to this day is that it went missing in a move. I really hope no one tried to use this. Because this thing sketches me out as much or more than microwave transformers. Making giant capacitor banks is also very lethal idea that you probably shouldn't do.

[@sirascaron]

"You can't make toast like this in a regular oven" Trust me, micriwave burnt toast is my speciality

[@glenecollins]

How?

[@alexbarnett8541]

I like microwave toast. It browns the middle.

[@diablotry5154]

@@alexbarnett8541 so does a toaster

[@sirascaron]

@@glenecollins throw it in, start doing something and forget about the toast, come back 30 to 40 minutes later and it's suddenly black as Muddy Waters

[@sirascaron]

@@diablotry5154 but a toaster browns a rectangle in the toast, while the microwave makes a perfect circle. Toaster is boring

[@abdulghazi1026]

"When electronics hobbiest's get killed by their projects, its almost always because they're messing around with microwave parts like 'ThEeEeSe'." *Casually fondles man-killer entrails*

[@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98]

**deliberately*** fondles man-killer entrails with malicious intent*

[@Boomchacle]

And he was only using 1 percent of his power to stay alive

[@JoelCreates]

Mayo is fine, but you can't match the tangy zip of Miracle Whip's thermal conductivity

[@FriedMonkey362]

Haha yes, am i right

[@mattb9343]

Under-rated comment. 😆

[@samuelt6641]

i was just thinking of you XD

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

No, Cool ranch is made for this!

[@schzztzrz]

You miracle whip people sicken me

[@ogabogamonkeboy8260]

i know that this is for educational purposes but i am doing a "seperate" porject and was wondering what the website that you got the Nichia NUBM3C 455nm 112W Blue Laser Diode Arrays or were you using the 74w version, because i saw you use the 74w version. also if i were to use the 144w version would i need a different power supply, PS: i would appreciate it and it would really help me if you could give me a shoping list of the matirials. and thank you for the education on the safty of these projects. :)

[@patrickgardner2204]

*Styro, holding back tears as he bites into a raw onion* "mhm, this is great"

[@He11cth3r3]

His look in his eyes were like “What have I done to get here” lol

[@Clay3613]

Manly men eat onions raw and whole!

[@elongated_musket6353]

The things we do for KZbin

[@masterzoroark6664]

... I would eat an onion like that

[@themaidenlesswretch7819]

It's not fun but it's doable

[@CrafterProductions]

I love how he touches all the microwave parts while saying how dangerous and deadly they are

[@mistergambon]

He clearly says doing anything that he does will kill you. 1:04 and 3:10.

[@mtmcommunity]

He knows how to touch them right 😏😉🤤😂

[@GamerKaiden]

Ikr

[@CC-tu8zq]

Hardware store employee: so what do you plan on using this fence for? Styropyro: Just a Faraday cage so my death ray-microwave doesn't kill me.

[@grinningllama89]

Lmao

[@DEV-rw7eu]

Bruh

[@Mister_Brown]

you mean just a faraday cage to keep the government from tracking me down and fining me literally

[@DVHACK2RR]

Thats not a microwave anymore thats a macrowave

[@Calthecool]

He doesn’t just have a laser array, he has an array of laser arrays. Amazing.

[@iamdmc]

LASER

[@Calthecool]

@@iamdmc fixed

[@iamdmc]

@@Calthecool nope still wrong. LASER isn't a word, it's an acronym for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation" LASER

[@elfeiin]

@@iamdmc gee, if only English in particular not only allowed but necessitated the creation of new words to support our growing cloud of ideas that need to be expressed as quickly as possible. Too bad we're stick with a language where you can't use *google* as a verb or add *ie* to the end of *self* to give us *selfie* or describe your Monday experience by saying, "I got DMV'd". Aw shucks, too bad we're left with this static language that hasn't had any new words since its creation. Gee that really stinks.

[@iamdmc]

@@elfeiin gee, it's a language with rules, and that's why you can understand what I'm typing and not confused by a jumbled mess of characters LASER

[@SpookyTwT]

It's scary how buff this man is. Not only can he make you into a "living" lamp, he can also just throw me in the microwave

[@RxTerps]

The dude ain’t even jacked 🤣 he’s just cut.

[@jackroyaltea5034]

Yeah. No. He’s not jacked. He’s just shredded. He has that “otter body”. Which is handsome. But he’s not yoked.

[@Notoriousnipple]

@@RxTerps true. Confused how everyone calling him jacked lmao

[@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641]

He's a Brazilian Ju Jitsu instructor, he probably should be in shape.

[@AndrewUSA]

He's cut, not buff.

[@MRynR211]

I've reached the point with this channel where I'm more alarmed by him taking a bite out of an onion than him building a deathray. XD

[@ogsoupcan1243]

This

[@fizzyplazmuh9024]

Incinerating, blowing up and smashing things is all fine but when a young man eats an onion raw, that is where I begin to question his mental health.

[@cerebraldreams4738]

@@fizzyplazmuh9024 - Raw onion isn't that bad TBH. It's just a little spicy. Goes well on burgers and hot dogs.

Your sense of humor is out of this dimension! Keep it rolling, man, and try not to die!

[@he478]

This guy is one soul crushing moment away from going full super villain.

[@RuralTowner]

If he's the Super Villain then Colin Furze is the Super Hero or at least Anti-Hero...

[@misterjder1.831]

its kinda scary how right you are.

[@zuphlas7130]

@@misterjder1.831 🤦

[@misterjder1.831]

@@zuphlas7130 Whats wrong?

[@KertaDrake]

Well, he basically just built a cubesat-sized super-powerful laser array... Slap some solar panels and a battery on it and you've got an orbital death ray!

[@krtaxl6963]

He is literally the perfect chad. He's smart, he's buff, and he has perfect communication skills god dammit

[@myxomatosisification]

He looks like a climber biotype, i would say he climbs.

[@dagda1180]

He chases storms, too.

[@bigsteve6729]

Have you come out to your family yet bro?

[@GrahamTheWorm]

@@bigsteve6729 #idgogayforstyro

[@gabet7193]

I have to agree, styropyro is what peak male performance looks like

[@andrec.fennell9255]

I absolutely love this dude like he's stayed consistent and chill since posting and even after getting really big on youtube he hasn't changed at all like some youtubers have

[@SrSpankems]

I wouldn't say that. I must live near him, because I see him at my local grocery store sometimes when I'm there. I never said anything to him until about three months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@GearHeadedHamster]

On this weeks episode of *Is it a good idea to microwave this?* We microwave a laser... err... I mean... we laser a microwave! Verdict? It is a great idea! That's all we have for this week, and remembers, nobody like roosted nuts. Ps. who else remembers that old internet show? sigh... what an internet classic.

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

ngl when he said "nothing a little copper wire and duct tape can't fix" about the tripped breaker my heart stopped a little. Got me.

[@logicplague]

Same, especially after seeing one explode up close. They had the cover off for...reasons(?), and a CRX dashboard (complete with all kinds of metal bracing on the back) that was propped up in the corner somehow fell into it. I'm not an electrician, so I don't know exactly what all happened, but 2/3 of the main bar that the breakers attach to was vaporized in about 3 seconds. Ngl, I would feel much safer handling uranium fuel rods that I do messing with electricity, you generally don't get a do-over.

[@ladyathenaofowls]

Dude I couldn’t stop laughing

[@bluspectre2042]

@@logicplague I'm no professional, but I do work with small hobbyist electronics. Idiots messing with mains electronics, fuses and breakers doing things like that unironically further reinforces my beleif that humanity is doomed.

[@HyperMario64]

@@bluspectre2042 I think that's awesome!

[@mollago]

A lot of things in this video could make your heart stop a little

[@Synthmilk]

Ah, I finally figured out why you remind me of HowToBasic, they throw a massive amount of eggs at everything, you "throw" a massive amount of electrons at everything, and destruction is inherent to the process.

[@BiakSkull]

Completely forgot that channel even existed

[@Munnraibe]

Also Photoinduction channel with high voltage

[@QPUNeptune]

nonono, who "throws" electrons at everything is Photoninduction, he "throws" photons at everything

[@crazysilly2914]

I wonder if the microwave could be used to jam electronics, he mentioned it because the FCC will come after you. So maybe you could turn it into a ‘microwave gun’?

[@EdwardJamesBickels]

"it's because they're messing with microwave parts like these" *proceeds to fondle the deadly bits*

[@jonathanlebon9705]

He knows the trigger points for sure.

[@Synthmilk]

He knows how to turn things on and when they're safely turned off to mess with them without long term relationship damage.

[@syncopatedsock]

Since he uploaded it im sure he's still alive, but boy did it not feel right when he groped those components.

[@Chaddilaculus]

“Many people will argue that nothing can beat the flavour of a microwaved steak…” 😂😂😂 Dude, you have no idea how much joy your channel brings me! Ahh who am I kidding; of course you do!

[@nacht2116]

Regular people when the microwave breaks: Guess I gotta buy a new one Styropyro: **Laughs in powerful lasers**

[@emmi1368]

“Yeah don’t try this at home you’ll probably die” Most honest and effective PSA I’ve heard lol

[@To-mos]

I have my microwave transformer ready as well as my ultra-capacitor time to pretend I didn't hear a thing.

[@optimisticwatermelon]

He lives like he knows the exact year, month, day, hour, minute, second and millisecond of his death.

[@TheGreatDanish]

He has attained the secret of immortality and it involves lasers.

[@mootwo_]

he also knows that he won't die by freezing, but there's a chance he'll die from radiation

[@fizzyplazmuh9024]

He is brilliant enough to realize we are not really alive anyway, we just have the illusion of being alive. So he doesn't mind wagering death to invest in a little fun.

[@personzorz]

And is slowly, slowly building the mountain of apparatus that will cause it.

[@garymingy8671]

@@personzorz yup like a comedy pyramid-0- death...

[@johnwhitaker545]

How could anyone not love this guys personality

[@MrNabows]

normal people: I'll just wait a minute for the water to heat up, better than heating it on the stove, right? styropyro: no

[@MatinAndTheBudgies]

How 7 hours ago

[@mindstealer8685]

video posted: one minute ago this guy: ive watched this morning wdym

[@DavidWasTakenSoNowIHaveThis]

For a person talking about waiting, you sure are open about using time travel.

[@fissionabledolphin]

this was probably an unlisted video in some playlist

[@francisbacon4363]

styropyro: let's crank this bitch up

[@bebonthiccdic2372]

I like how people got mad at William Osman for making an xray machine while this man's just making death rays on the daily lmao

[@Synthmilk]

It's the "Crazy Factor", William Osman is middling at it, and that doesn't fill people with confidence. Styropyro is over the top confident to the point of mad scientist, and that brings it into the realm of professional tomfoolery.

[@boulder795]

Will looked completely out of his depth, whereas Drake's extremely knowledgeable about the dangers of this stuff

[@JSheepherder]

X-Rays are ionizing radiation that penetrate solid matter and can harm bystanders. Blue/Ultraviolet lasers and microwave radiation are easily contained and non-ionizing. William Osman isn't exposing himself for long periods of time, and at most he's catching the sidelobe emissions of the X-Ray tube, so it's not that great an exposure, but it's far more risky than working with lasers.

[@kiraireal]

Nothing too dangerous Hes just making death electric machine gun

[@AlejandroLopez-ze8gu]

@@JSheepherder Considering this lasers can blind you instantly I would say both are very dangerous in their own way.

[@PlasmaChannel]

15:37 = literally what my cooking skills lead to, every time. Hey, this was an original idea Drake! Good video.

[@oxidiser]

Can’t be worse than mine- OH DAMN! PUT THE FIRE OUT!

[@FriedMonkey362]

Amazeballs

[@TruthDoesNotExist]

actually it wasn't original he stole it from me

[@apocaloptigon9988]

quieres?

[@FriedMonkey362]

@@TruthDoesNotExist pretty sure you just want ppl to see your channel

[@MoikeIsJesus420]

14:29 bros blasting something that will give you cancer with even more cancer 💀

[@jackbowen2837]

“That makes it the most powerful CW laser build *I’ve shown on this channel*” -styro Dear lord styro what are you hiding

[@PsychoC4rnivore]

He built a working Death Star

[@atomikcosmonaut522]

Yeah remember pangaea?

[@sirapple589]

Protip: if you want your text to be bold, make sure that your asterisks have spaces next to them. “*This won’t work*” “ *This will work* “

[@robopope7584]

Any other KZbinr with this title I would’ve been like “nah that’s clickbait” but you sir, are the kind of insane that will do this and are tough enough to survive it.

[@Anthony-td3uu]

10:50 Bros about to turn into spongebob yelling "MORE POWERRRRRRRRR!!!" Before the whole place explodes

[@ensuredchaos8098]

Styro: "These experiments would likely kill you at home!" Also styro: "haha funny stick go zap zap"