Suck A Lemon

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[@johnbrown9542]

1:32 I bet the only reason they thought Johnny Tightlips might be a squealer was because he wouldn’t tell them he wasn’t a squealer

[@LucianDevine]

He ain't saying nothing.

[@Throgman33]

@@LucianDevine Well how do we tell people he's innocent?

[@LucianDevine]

@@Throgman33 Tell 'em to go suck a lemon.

[@predetor911]

@@Throgman33tell those people to suck a lemon 🍋

[@bogarde2619]

​@@Throgman33tell em to suck a lemon

[@rckblzr]

"Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?" "I see a lot of things." "You know, you could be a little more helpful."

[@el-kiote]

I saw you!

[@eleanorhogan8643]

I just kicked myself laughing reading this.

[@johnboats9075]

Hey hey hey...who said i had a mother.

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

Every day every day. “You know you could be a little more helpful” to these evil people…

[@johnnytightlips9464]

I ain't saying nothing

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

But what if I tell the doctor?

[@Fluffyolphert]

Tell him to suck a lemon

[@azore1184]

*Dies*

[@jillvalentinefan77]

How you doing Johnny ?

[@randomfullywonderful]

Damn you Johnny Tightlips, we're trying to help you! xO

[@dominik13579]

that stupid Devil's Advocate joke gets me everytime LOL

[@YetAnotherPianoWhore]

Lol at how committed both the "Squealer" and "Tight Lips" are to their principles xD xD

[@forgotaboutbre]

Principled to a fault if I may

[@Hassony523]

Alley Cat ahahahah tight lips was hilarious af

[@ChartreuseDan]

T H A T S T H E J O K E

[@casualfocus1371]

@2killMEuHAVE2dieWITHme hahaha now that's funny

[@soloblue3810]

Johnny Tightlips is based on a real mobster named Frank ''Tight Lips'' Gusenberg, who was shot down in the 1929 St. Valentine's Day Massacre in Chicago and replied, ''nobody shot me,'' while dying.

[@TheApfelschale]

How is no one talking about "for me it's solar, or nothing!"? that line killed me lol

[@johntedesco9834]

Johnny tight lips was always my fav the man is a rock he won't even tell anyone where he was fatally shot the man is a. Rock

[@dilandauau5571]

he did it on purpose and it sounds right, fucking moron :D go back to school and learn how to use repetition for the sake of emphasis u nut

[@user-iq3xc5gc1f]

I don't even have a horse in this race tbh I just wanted to point out the thick irony of someone that doesn't use capital letters or punctuation telling somebody to go back to school to learn writing techniques.

[@deathpawn9]

ᛋᛖᚪᛉᛖ ᚹᚫᚳᚾᚪᚾ S U M M E R G O H O M E

[@user-iq3xc5gc1f]

wot?

[@ycylchgames]

@Anthony Ramsey I think it a sort of reference to a line from the film Casino. When the mafia bosses are discussing whether they should murder one of their members who might squeal, they kind of describe him as being a rock much like this comment does.

[@scribejay]

"If you need money laundered, just set it outside your door. You can pick it up in the morning." Underrated joke.

[@angry4rtichoke646]

Is this referring to hotel laundry service, or that the they will steal the money and that is “laundering”?

[@lovedavantlamour301]

There may be an answer to your question to b I I go yo yo yo y guy ?

[@stephhhie17]

​@@angry4rtichoke646 It's a joke about laundry service and how the mob is known for laundering money (not stealing, it means taking money from a criminal enterprise and "cleaning" it by passing it through a legitimate business, because having a large amount of cash with no explanation of where it came from is a problem if you want to use it for non-crime purposes/don't want the government to seize it)

[@ZoKtorR]

@@angry4rtichoke646 the foist option

[@haywardbomaye52]

Tight lips is one of my favorite characters

[@guyincognito7979]

i ain't saying nothing

[@tommacari4103]

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't lol

[@goodbadbill]

Mine too, but y'know, he could be a little more helpful.

[@leociresi4292]

Whoa! Who said I was a favorite character?

[@getschwifty9531]

This is probably one of my favorite episodes in the later seasons. The joke about the violin's sentimental value being through the roof still cracks me up.

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

This isn’t a later season. This episode is pretty old and pre-dates the Twin Tower attacks.

[@jacobdulle9971]

​@@ToxicTurquoise454 Post golden era though

[@Macconator2010]

You just don't get it do ya?

[@edeboy]

Pycrete is this meant to be funny

[@Nikola95inYT]

@@edeboy why did you comment to a 2 year old comment?

[@edeboy]

Nikola95inYT why did you post on a 2 year old comment

[@waylonsquare4415]

@@edeboy your a loser man.

[@Angel-O369]

@@waylonsquare4415 *you're...

[@chaos9731]

"Tell'm to go suck a lemon" my new favourite insult

[@BenjaminGoose]

"Tell him to suck a lemon", actually.

[@thederp6505]

"Every mob family in the country is here! The Cuomos, The Travoltas..." LOL 0:38

[@doomfeast1102]

@@FriendlyCroock Pretty sure he's next to the 100lb dumbell

[@MFO86]

@@FriendlyCroock Careful, he'll throw you down the stairs...come to think of it, were there even stairs nearby when that happened? I don't remember there being any...

[@seanoleary4374]

The cuomo's... Lmao, too true

[@roamer1389]

@@seanoleary4374 especially with fredo

[@olliegoria]

“The Boyardees”

[@R3tr0v1ru5]

That squealer joke is classic.

[@Thrashmetalkicksass]

And first fragment is a great band

[@EGGNBEENZ]

This episode is a great example of simpsons at its peak. "Theres a lunar eclipse tonight, maybe we should look up" "Nah, for me its solar or nothing"

[@spacemanspud7073]

It may surprise you (as it did myself) is that this is a twelfth season epsiode! This just shows us how many hidden gems are hidden in post season 10 episodes.

[@c.moriarty1178]

@@spacemanspud7073 Agreed. The Mike Scully era was definitely the death of the classic period, but there was a lot of good stuff that trickled out until Al Jean came back

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

Nah peak Simpsons was seasons 4, 5 & 6

[@forrestpenrod2294]

@@spacemanspud7073 I consider the Simpsons great until the movie, which makes for a great series finale tbh. Yeah after Season 10 there were way more duds and cheaper jokes with every subsequent season but overall I never felt like the show dropped off completely the way it did after the movie.

[@WiFi-qj5kr]

"I heard there's a lunar eclipse this night, maybe we should look up"

[@DrSpikeSpiegel]

Nah, for me it's solar or nothing.

[@Matthew-bu7fg]

If I needed subtitles, I'd have turned them on.

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

@@Matthew-bu7fg Well, now you don't have to

[@RamesesBolton]

@@Matthew-bu7fg You turn me on

[@Lukas-dw7dd]

@@Matthew-bu7fg go suck a lemon

[@iJorded]

"if I know fat tony..which I dont" hahahahaha

[@superagurihyperteam9653]

To be fair, even without knowing Tony, Homer was right that he was distracted.

[@guitarsANDcars39]

Homer and Bart used to be in the Mafia. hahaha

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Still one of my favourite lines ever, from anything

[@Buttington_Headerson]

Yeah that killed me when i first saw this

[@quintinhayes7556]

I knew the boyardees couldn't be trusted

[@AngelNoriega1]

How could Johnny Tightlips even be considered a suspect? Lol

[@blasalb]

AngelNoriega1 it's always the one you least suspect..remember?

[@itsonlyafleshwound9024]

He didn't say anything to defend himself.

[@ZoruaMaster]

That's da joke.

[@joshn938]

I ain't sayin' nuttin'

[@xxMrBaldyxx]

how nice of Angel to explain the joke to us

[@ddjsoyenby]

i love that they chose to have a man named "frankie the squealer" in their family and expected it to go well.

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

Even just the Frankie part was certain doom. :|

[@alaeriia01]

It was probably for stress relief.

[@JanetStarChild]

All that build up for the punchline. I love it.

[@Cruor34]

Homer and Krusty are strong as fuck, they both weight at least 230 lbs and did that arm over arm on the power line like it was nothing.

[@guitarsANDcars39]

Frankie the Squealer squealed on himself. hahahaha

[@TheSkully343]

IT JUST MAKES HIM FEEL BIG!!!

[@Diesel_Hydro117]

Did you know Fat Tony's real name is Marion?

[@psychedeliccarrie5921]

You just don't get it do you?

[@djsnowpdx]

I love that Homer and Krusty have the same voice actor, and yet Krusty was partially unable to imitate Homer's annoyed grunt. (D'oh!)

[@dannyvasquez2330]

"Ok It's me I can't help It! I just like squealing! It makes me feel big!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RobertsonIsland]

Its funny that Krusty was originally going to be Homer’s alter ego cause they still look exactly the same

[@jasonberg6550]

The amount of jokes crammed in, in less than 3mins is amazing.

[@stevepwn]

theres about 30

[@gorginhanson]

you should see season 4-8 if you really want to see the level of jokes they can cram into 3 mins

[@herbpowell6587]

2:16 Five years later, and I still don't know what was Homer's plan.

[@harjassethi5861]

Herb Powell 5 years later still the only comment

[@clowntrooper61]

Squeeze through the air vent...backwards?

[@Lunibruniful]

Knock out everybody in the place with noxious gas.

[@nocunoct]

I get the feeling that the little sound effect there meant that the solution was "obvious", but I think they failed.

[@saturdaysunday5289]

Whats funny is that he's eyeing that air vent for sometime before he says he has a plan 2:13 lol

[@vjm3]

Johnny Tightlips was hit! Oh no! I'm...speechless....

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

I ain’t saying nothing

[@chriswelcome8102]

"Johnny Tightlips... Where'd they hit ya?" Fucking dunce

[@dwaugh2215]

@@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer what should we say to the doctor?

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

@@dwaugh2215 tell em to suck a lemon.

[@Bennahr_Fett]

boo

[@LucianDevine]

Johnny Tightlips is my favorite character in The Simpsons, even if he's only on the show for a little bit.

[@zen45164]

the heck... they are dodging bullets? lol

[@cs512tr]

the mafia are known to 'dodge bullets' ..

[@Tanzenergise]

thats because every member of the mafia has to take a red pill before they're made men.

[@Misterz3r0]

cartoon

[@hammersmithhardman4228]

it's a cartoon dude.

[@AvangionQ]

They're using the Trigun method ... 😹

[@PhantoMace2012]

I love how the overly used “crawl through the vent” cliche is made to look like the only way out, only to be shown as impossible due to Homer’s weight.

[@doct0rnic]

I've learned over the years that when conversing with co workers, it's better to be Johnny Tightlips, because if your Franky the Squealer, whatever you say will almost always come back to haunt you later

[@cinnamonflavord]

To answer your first question; yes we have pasta.

[@therealjcon]

Melan Choly hey, alright. I love pasta

[@Jurgen123445]

0:30 "Mob Mom" is white 0:32 "Mob Mom" is black Reverse Michael Jackson in two seconds, that's impressive!

[@christopherconway2185]

Devils advocate !

[@no-xs8bk]

"Hey lakes, lets go jump on Tony's bed!"

[@reallytired6041]

“Sure,”

[@JakeLikesJoking]

Hmm, makes you wonder if they meant something else than literally jumping on Tony's bed... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@no-xs8bk]

@@JakeLikesJoking bruh

[@JanetStarChild]

His name is "Legs".

[@oasanbeats]

I love how Krusty helps homer up, but they both somehow manage to look over the wall

[@onegoofyguy]

I love the part where Louie asks Legs if he wants to jump on Fat Tony's bed

[@leociresi4292]

Sure!😂😂😂😂

[@aguyyes1]

“For a casual acquaintance like you absolutely”

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

I like how it goes from Homer & Krusty getting caught to them dropping all the cases, which open, fire their clip, and it starts a mob war that someone most of them avoid getting shot.

[@blackhawks9763]

“It makes me feel big”. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@marcus6103]

Ah Johnny Tight-Lips, I would like to tell you his last word, but...

[@gabe_s_videos]

crime.org Oh god, that pun hurt... >_

[@arsenalfanatic09]

that domain costs almost $200,000

[@runforcovertube]

is homer related to fat tony?

[@DredScott2010]

Homer was going to be Krusty originally. They didn't like how far bart's lack of respect would've went for Homer so they changed it to what it is.

[@dylann123451]

In future seasons he is, but this episode cane out before the episode where they become family.

[@noskoolikeoldskool]

Dylan Desjarlais how are they related???

[@basillah7650]

Homer has the same design as krusty so homer was going to dress up and be the original krusty which is why they made that other krusty episode to show how easy it was for him with the whole thing about the mod not being able to tell them apart lol

[@noskoolikeoldskool]

ugandan brudda fat tony married marge's sisters??? When??? Why???

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

2:12 My favourite D'oh.

[@Iruparazzo]

hey alright, i love pasta

[@primesuspect8567]

0:25 Krusty took his gloves off to push Homer up

[@Cole_42]

“The Coumo’s” killed me. So true

[@MFO86]

Not literally, I hope...

[@j.vinton4039]

“Just Made” ahahaha🤣🤣🤣

[@dugroz]

Any time someone says "play/playing devil's advocate ..." what I think of.

[@lforlight]

Who said I have a mother?

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

LforLight I see a lotta things

[@blstuff]

Amazed Mr. Squealer got as far in the mob as he did

[@leociresi4292]

“Had enough, Squealer?” “Hey, did you know Fat Tony’s real name is Mariam?” “You just don’t get it, do ya?”😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewmcclean823]

This is surprisingly good for such a late episode.

[@connorcastilla4707]

Johnny had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@TiberianFiend]

"Violin's (violence) gotta be around here somewhere..." I just got that. Oh, classic Simpsons.

[@gabe_s_videos]

Also "crime.org"

[@violenceisfun991]

i hope crime.org is a real website

[@Felamine]

Apparently crime.org is owned by a domain name scalper, i.e. someone who buys out domain names and re-sells them for ridiculously high prices. crime.org can be yours for just $94,888!

[@officebear4637]

Adam Ohm loool that shit will never sell.

[@antonimartinez9961]

This is not classic Simpsons...

[@cuckoophendula8211]

I like how it was implied that Homer tried going through the vent butt first

[@onigireee]

"Welcome to my home. To answer your first question, yes, we do have pasta" If that isn't David Rossi- 😂

[@Agent-mk1rh]

the side by side shot of Krusty and homer is great. Initially krusty was supposed to be homer's alter ego

[@superagurihyperteam9653]

I'm impressed Krusty was able to climb the wall the the compund himself after helping Homer up.

[@J4hk2]

Wait hold on I distinctly remember at the end he gives the violin back to his daughter only for it to turn out the case it's in is full of money. Which would have made sense had the set up been he took the case without checking inside. But he clearly opens the case to find the violin and there was clearly no money in it.

[@qinshihuang8414]

2:40 those are some super human reflexes they got there holy damn

[@AbeNomiks]

"idiots" As they climb across electrical wires

[@HarryGoldbergTV]

How did it take me this long to realize Krusty looks exactly like Homer with different hair. Even the stomach is the same lmao.

[@Moonstriker2514]

They were originally going to be the same character but then was decided against

[@PaulSchober]

There's an early episode where Homer enrols in clown college (for Krusty stand-ins) and the mob can't tell the difference between the 2 when they are together. Mobster - "I'm seeing double! FOUR Krustys"

[@HALLish-jl5mo]

@@Moonstriker2514 With Bart idolising Krusty and Hating Homer.

[@inkysplaters9326]

Don't mess with Johnny Tightlips.

[@leociresi4292]

He ain’t Sayin Nothin!

[@Garfelck]

The devil’s advocate bit was Family Guy levels of cutaway gag

[@ezdude7230]

thom yorke saw this and went "hm yeah i like this"

[@TheFiresloth]

I always found funny ( as in interesting ) that italian mafia, who is kind of a dead horse in the USA, is still shown in the Simpsons as the biggest, most powerful crime group. American dream, I guess...

[@DOGSHOT]

Except that the Mob is still very active in the US so you're just full of shit.

[@jacobleb420]

They want you to think they have no power, that's how they stay hidden.

[@undisclosedidiot9898]

John Doe Still WAY weaker than they used to be. If you want to see criminal power just look at any of the Mexican drug cartels in the last 30 years. Legalizing weed in the states may be the best thing to happen to Mexico.

[@DOGSHOT]

I don't care as I wasn't talking about the Meixcan cartels. The American Mob aren't dead horses and are still very active. They're just not out on the streets running neighborhoods like gangsters anymore.

[@qwatsdat]

The Italians got wrecked. The Org. Crime in America is all bikers Yakuza and Russians now.

[@lpsp442]

Some day, I HAVE to use the "If I know X - WHICH I DON'T - then..." line

[@xurtxobain3285]

In tapped out i always thought he said: "fuck a lemon".

[@Ishbu101]

Me too!

[@TRACYxBEAKER]

Kirby cop97 aka Kïrbÿ köp79 I haven't got him on tapped out yet... what level?

[@andred.3687]

Premium, he's in the vault, sorry if this is late

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

The Cuomos? Hey! We still have a problem with those in New York!

[@gorginhanson]

they were all cancelled

[@MrPhantaze]

What he meant with Devil's Advocate was in "common language" to argue from the joy of arguing

[@toptenguy1]

the Cuomos... :D

[@bombs2848]

The devil's advocate joke is underrated

[@ericx7476]

The cuomos😂

[@matthewkretschmer7010]

Does anyone know if any episodes that have had appearance from Fat Tony's guest?

[@DARK_AMBIGUOUS]

2:05 those door are literally right next to each other but then they enter a full size room that’s way to big to be that close to another room

[@DJSamsonofficial]

a joke in almost every shot or line of dialogue. nice!

[@CEOofNano]

I thought Johnny Tightlips WAS a squeeler, considering he would be trusted with more sensitive information than Jimmy the Squeeler and no one would suspect him.

[@DirtyVale]

I wonder if Franky the squealer is related to Jimmy the snitch 😆

[@mishkatvorzky4166]

The video ends before Johnny even finishes the line :(

[@sab2221]

Homer and Krusty's grip strength is ridiculous @0:27

[@jessemarcus]

LMAO the Travolta's

[@Crafty_Spirit]

I also choked on that one xD

[@Paragon._.]

Tightlips has got the right idea, he’s involve with the mob and if he goes to the hospital who would’ve got caught

[@SenorWilliethe3]

"miss with that snitch shit"

[@ianbrudnakvoss3126]

This whole part is a masterpiece

[@diatonicdissonance]

hey i heard there's a lunar eclipse tonight... maybe we should look up 😂😂😂

[@MrNuts70]

Damn, that was a BIG build up! haha

[@fdderek]

The guy manning the front door can't spot two big fat men traversing a power line?

[@IDHLEB]

This joke is too great for season 9

[@xel1673]

Just realized it's the end of the power line cable that's tied to Tony's mansion.

[@Touchii]

Homer and krusty had many adventures together

[@Hun.1236]

Matt Groening can't be in the same room when homer actor doest kursty

[@TheNathanNS]

I guess they decided on Crime org because CrimeNet was already taken :P

[@marquisethomas5611]

This happened in Chicago & the guy died at the scene

[@dkamphaus43]

You'd think that if a mobster had the nickname of squealer, he'd get whacked pretty much right away.

[@marcusmcsharry60]

"Just Made" Classic Mafia!!🌹🔫🌹🔫

[@Clembo]

Not bad for post-Season-9

[@buttecake]

Solar eclipses really are the superior eclipse

[@leo11lim]

Simpson predicts the continental series.