Sun Tzu - The Art of War Explained In 5 Minutes

The Art of War is the most influential treatise on war ever written, consisting of 13 chapters each of which is devoted to one aspect of warfare, it has shaped the way in which conflicts have been fought for thousands of years from the Japanese samurai to the Napoleonic war. Not only has the book influenced military commanders and generals all over the world, it has had resounding effects on politics, sports and business to this day.
In this video, we give key examples of Sun Tzu's most influential philosophies and strategies. These range from the Vietnam War to the coasts of Normandy in 1944.
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[@jettiz3703]

The Life Guide "If fighting is to resolve in victory than you must fight!"

[@Dominic_Chai]

"Close the wifi !" - Sun Tzu

[@hectorsueno43]

The Life Guide attack where the enemy is weak

[@tragicevans4157]

"If you fall ill be there"...... FLOOR!!! - Sun Tzu

[@Dave-31it3]

"Today is victory over yourself of yesterday. Tomorrow is your victory over lesser men"... Oh wait that was Miyomoto Mushashi, who would have ran a sword straight through Sun Tzu if they lived in the same era.

[@ferakki]

"Rule number one, never digg straight down" - Sun Tzu

[@aqwa_1091]

Saves millions of lives everyday

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

@@aqwa_1091 I can confirm that

[@aqwa_1091]

@@user-kx8pu6ys5i hallelujah

[@ToenVu]

rule number 34 everything is hentai

[@ilikekids]

He plays Minecraft - confirmed

[@soulsscribbles6342]

“Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense” -Sun Tzu

[@chocolatay8036]

I believe it

[@misscornicat]

@@chocolatay8036 same here

[@dinner8204]

Only the true veterans remember this.

[@wade9271]

@@dinner8204 yes

[@joemamaobama6863]

Vid or it didn’t happen ,if it didn’t u can always drop kick another and record it

[@thriiftyman]

“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@noahburmeister771]

God comment among hundreds

[@Ari_28]

This one is a big brain one

[@themaster3305]

Wise indeed

[@davidwemyss7303]

"The naked woman does...😳" -ME, The Art of Abhor

[@pranjalbiswas4209]

@@davidwemyss7303 ayo suss

[@duolingo314]

"an empty browser history speaks more than a full" -sun tzu,the art of war

[@naumaanmansoor6065]

*Sun Tzu,the man of culture 😂😂

[@SUPER_ZOMBIE]

I think this is my favorite out of all of these

[@nopnop6274]

🤣🤣 Yours was the best!

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

That’s true tho!

[@drinkwooga]

“You can piss without shit, but cannot shit without piss.” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@zacharydunn5244]

This is the funniest one I have seen so far XD

[@drinkwooga]

@@zacharydunn5244 “To win the race, you must be racist.” Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@simulify8726]

@@drinkwooga 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bait5257]

Bruh

[@drinkwooga]

@@simulify8726 “How can one have sex if one is sexist?” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@milkwater1204]

"An ignorant man complains of a ripped pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his ball" - Sun Tzu

[@mrrco1106]

Best one

[@dnhdfnfkrjxjxfjjggj3002]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sebthepo8260]

lmao

[@michaelsilva4844]

@@sevendigitosu you are a wise man

[@fitnessmmaplaylists3548]

Im pretty sure thats from Master Oogway

[@MidnightSpook]

"You can't face the problem, if your problem is your face" -Sun Tzu

[@30pranaypawar17]

💀

[@spreadtheloveforhumans]

Bro have ever seen a mirror 👁️👄👁️

[@yaven8338]

“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@ziskador]

or maybe there will be two winners

[@benjaminraymundo6711]

@@ziskador Modern problems call for modern solutions “Nuclear strike incoming”

[@snowy5419]

The art of business

[@Horinius]

That's an insult and lack of respect to other cultures and countries to deform or even invent non-existing proverb. But I suppose that's "common practice" from Europeans to insult others.

[@noonehere6994]

@@Horiniusyou know how the latinx phrase is an entirely white invention, despite the whites believing that it was invented "to respect the latina women in their language"? Yeah, only whites get offended by white ignorance lol

[@jasonshen7600]

"I never said 99% of these comments" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@amenoxblitz7317]

truly amazing words

[@TheOne-jm6tg]

“I can confirm that what he says is true.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War II

[@stickywood7597]

*100%

[@pleaseenteranamelol711]

"Can you guys stop making fake quotes about me thanks" -Sun Tzu

[@the_Ikar]

"I also never said that I never said all that weird shit, and in ancient Japan no one really cares to write that down for far future generations, so maybe I said that and you'll never know" ~ Sun Tzu, The art of confusion

[@lexc.8280]

“One day the Internet will be quoting quotes I didn’t quote“ -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@aieangus]

"I didn't quote that too" -Sun Tzu, Art Of War

[@cursedphineas2572]

@@aieangus “Never quoted that too” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@TheAlphamannchen]

@@cursedphineas2572 'Don't recall saying that too' -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@disnymajo7332]

@@TheAlphamannchen I never said that - sun tzu the art of war

[@lupazuioi6155]

"For fck sake, those mf still doing it" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@epicapexplays8467]

“The enemy can't kill you if you already killed yourself” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@RahulRaj-ei7en]

Hitler reading this - 👁️👄👁️

[@antspiano1378]

“What’s dead can’t be killed”

[@WomanSlayer69420]

Average GTA online player

[@EmperorStarscream]

Get Putin a copy of this book, he's doing the opposite in Ukraine

[@dinimuetter6]

@@RahulRaj-ei7en yo that was funny af

[@SumitKumar-bx9wj]

"No matter what happens in the war at the end of the day it is night"---Sun Tzu

[@JOHN-hp6yd]

😂

[@hari0007]

damn😂

[@user-ts7wx3zc1x]

wtf really!!! 😂😂

[@bazellezb5559]

"Remember, Dying is gay" -Sun Tzu

[@hippityhoppity9563]

So thats why technoblade never dies

[@Wulk]

But Sun tzu die L

[@bazellezb5559]

@@Wulk then he is gay

[@samirraza9069]

*Breaking news: death rates drop to 0*

[@westside4372]

Oh, so those 600 elementary school kids are gay??

[@diwakaryadav4790]

"Always remember switching to your pistol is way better than reloading" -Sun Tzu

[@bedwarspro1917]

#beststrategyinCOD

[@shahanshahpolonium]

*modern warfare intensifies*

[@ksousajr]

"Faster than reloading " there, fixed it for you

[@itsgenti8910]

@@shahanshahpolonium csgo too

[@mr.mister1045]

Faster than reloading

[@gemini-mg6sc]

“If they rejected you in their prime, don't accept them in their decline.” - Sun Tzu

[@kimlarso]

🌻

[@Psychotic-rd7lk]

“Your enemies can’t confuse you if you have already confused yourself” - Sun Tzu , The Art of Confusion

[@samjackson9560]

“It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit” Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@ZomboidMania]

lmao

[@motap4935]

@@ZomboidMania lol

[@boonkgang1536]

@@motap4935 lol

[@suntzu3152]

Lol

[@ZomboidMania]

@@boonkgang1536 lol

[@davidmuren7433]

“Build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@lopiws]

Fire Punch MC in a nutshell.

[@yuriang_8050]

*the rest of his life* And the lasts seconds of his

[@indahr9114]

I dont think thats how it works

[@youraverageasian123]

Me at Genshin Impact dragonspine: "So that was a fucking lie."

[@roskcity]

@@youraverageasian123 wish that game was on Xbox

[@DracoFischer]

“Love is like farting: If you have to force it, it’s probably crap” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@benjaminraymundo6711]

Wow only 11 likes…

[@JohnWick_897]

"So you shat in your pants" - Sun Tzu, Art of Fart

[@amitbetkeri5605]

Most underrated comment 😂😂😂😂

[@nopnop6274]

🤣🤣 wise and true though

[@poor-spidey]

It was peter Griffin

[@amoose1163]

“If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu

[@Peter-ui6ey]

Actually not too far off

[@kentanjiken1768]

"No full auto in buildings" - Sun Tzu

[@fl1ckr145]

That isn't full auto This is *Proceeds to Fire Laser*

[@robi3228]

:))))))))))))

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

Dayum bro , okay

[@bandabanana4939]

"That isn't full auto this is" *Proceeds to Nuke the whole area.*

[@piyushgupta1606]

Damn man! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@funpoint376]

If you are losing a war, just win it. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@luiscaetano6184]

If you are sad, just be happy

[@AymanShaikh-wc1ng]

If you can't unsee the problem then just see them

[@3abxo390]

The enemy will not be expecting that!

[@Redwan777]

If you are homeless, just buy a house

[@prathapcharan]

If you are poor just become rich duh!

[@abhisekhjana2557]

"All you have to do is to follow that damn train CJ" -Sun Tzu

[@optimusprime1598]

Big Tzu Smoke...

[@abhisekhjana2557]

@@optimusprime1598 lmfao😂

[@liebe1099]

That made me laugh hard😂😂

[@N0URii]

man of culture 😂

[@Snowyblazer]

Hahahahahha 😂

[@unluckytourist]

"If you are homeless, buy a house. If you are hungry, eat something" -Sun Tzu

[@druid139]

"..cake" - Marie Antoinette, concubine to Sun Tzu

[@Maru_Apex_Fan_6900]

r/thanksimcured

[@damontan4749]

Not funny, you lamefuck

[@jacksimpson6584]

@@damontan4749 "One who insults others is simply insulting himself." - Sun Tzu

[@danielvallejo8764]

@@damontan4749 oh zod off man were just having a nice time

[@aryand7870]

“Losing is irrelevant , taking part is what counts” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Semilore317]

Dey play😂

[@valimaa1006]

"The strongest weapon is the power of friendship." -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@thewaryears]

Thanks

[@lalafuzzy943]

Fairy tail* 🤣🤣🤣

[@thewaryears]

@@lalafuzzy943 Obviously you have no friends.

[@joshuavincent9585]

My little pony my little pony

[@EmperorStarscream]

Friends betray you more than your enemies

[@huntas4712]

“Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu

[@jasonparasmusic]

I’m dying 😂

[@zaosh24]

xD

[@theseeker7692]

@@jasonparasmusic So is the man

[@ISuperI]

Omg LMFAO

[@callidusvulpes5556]

@@theseeker7692 so is everyone.

[@wg6431]

Here’s a real quote by Sun Tzu “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” - Sun Tzu

[@marcellinoleopatria4101]

or "appear far when near and appear near when far away"

[@heyjoji1954]

@@marcellinoleopatria4101 or “look pretty when your ugly and ugly when you are pretty”

[@bobbidieeksdobbi5298]

or "be big when you're small, and small when you're big

[@bruhguy1636]

@@funfeces3450 Of course he said it in old chinese, its just the translation

[@jordanheights7183]

Appear to succeed in life when you do not succeed, and fail to succeed in life when you appear to succeed Jordan - 2020

[@MrNoms-cn6px]

"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war

[@berrisboy]

Master oogway

[@Horinius]

That's an insult and lack of respect to other cultures and countries to deform or even invent non-existing proverb. But I suppose that's "common practice" from Europeans to insult others.

[@MrNoms-cn6px]

@@Horinius sorry what?

[@Horinius]

@@MrNoms-cn6px Do you really not understand or you are genuinely a little thick?

[@noonehere6994]

@@Horiniusyou know how the latinx phrase is an entirely white invention, despite the whites believing that it was invented "to respect the latina women in their language"? Yeah, only whites get offended by white ignorance lol

[@giantnoodle2280]

I came here to learn tactics that I can use in my games, but the comments gave me the real meaning of life.

[@muhammadfaizan2461]

"You can eat lava but only once" - Sun Tzu

[@reversethepolarityoftheneu773]

You can hold your breath for the rest of your life -vsauce

[@muhammadfaizan2461]

@@reversethepolarityoftheneu773 😮

[@ThePotentialOfWis]

"I didn't say that" -Sun Tzu

[@GameboyCrypto]

Hahahahahahaaha this one killed me

[@alibarznji2000]

lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avrahamvardakis5288]

"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicle will you truly understand the meaning of solving a problem without violence" - Sun Tzu

[@bkmandal7844]

Yeah

[@gonzalo4658]

omg brrrr

[@gonzalo4658]

ahaha

[@gonzalo4658]

Hope didnt ruin yr comment

[@praisefichtali7832]

Lmao!

[@bakutori]

**sees the title** *Clicked the video* **Opened the comments**

[@InsaneRecords997]

~Sun Tzu

[@vishnudeviravi192]

"You win every war if you choose the side after the war is over" - Sun Tzu

[@suspicious9061]

Fuck

[@Lozzie74]

Italy likes this

[@dannyd8625]

@@Lozzie74 - So does Megyn Kelly

[@Hannibal_Barca_from_Carthage]

Walder Fray

[@LexlutherVII]

Italy, lol 😂 😂

[@fitnesscuratortoday7909]

"An average American thinks he is smarter than average american" - Sun Tzu

[@grandmabertha7462]

I’m not Amercain

[@cadenflynn1587]

@@grandmabertha7462 you sure about that?

[@grandmabertha7462]

@@cadenflynn1587 I’m from Dominican Republic

[@animemoments7777]

@@grandmabertha7462 you sure about that?

[@beetlejuicericky1834]

@4T1K5O thats pretty impressive

[@fudgenugget2690]

"Fighting is gay it's just two men aggressively touching each other" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@blahblahbleh9800]

LoL

[@warthunderenjoyer8542]

Wwe wrestlers: *Intense sweating*

[@abcdefgh-im5ky]

Come on, Guts is not gay

[@alyxrycx7862]

What the fuck lmfaoo

[@who1527]

@@abcdefgh-im5ky "Guts is definitely gay, recall the flashback" -Sun Tzu, the gay of war

[@shepboyargee7691]

“When you have lost your hands , you are dehanded. “When you have lost your feet, you are defeated.” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@spiderbow4599]

Beautiful

[@TTV5]

"Stop following me around, stop writing down my quotes. I need some alone time" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@ltnagle2492]

“Dude why is this comment section filled with fake quotes by me?” - Sun Tzu

[@frostchaotic3691]

Lol you just did the same- Sun Tzu

[@devonrider3406]

I don’t know maybe it’s because [REDACTED]

[@scpfoundation4717]

Thats above you're clearance level

[@athansky25]

😂🤣😂😁

[@tijzen6691]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[@lilianhufford1908]

“Your enemies are never one shot, despite what your knocked teammate says” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@f4y41]

Had me crying 😂

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

Def

[@cyko5950]

😂😂

[@ale9923]

Csgo experience here,a teammate said "1hp bro just go" so i threw a grenade but the guy did not die so i said to him "1 Hp huh?"

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@ale9923 yep

[@hajime_am1]

"If you don't know what you are doing, so does your enemy." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@alecsanlerthemoldavian]

I feel like You are wrong

[@aliyazc213]

"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil" -sun tzu, art of war

[@roxannekean6025]

But if you blow up buildings, hijack planes, attack embassies, and murder people because they don't worship your God, that's perfectly fine????

[@SamueITan]

"If someone plays better than you, he must be a hacker." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@camerahead3118]

You sir, you don't get enough credit

[@jeffjaison1425]

@@camerahead3118 with 400 likes i dont think so. - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@moneylisa7473]

Underrated

[@jinggao1003]

Must be fellow Chinese man

[@youraveragecat4802]

''He's not a hacker, he just has a good gaming chair" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@peace-qe4ig]

"People die when they are killed" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War -

[@TheArcher143]

He always was my favorite Fate protagonist

[@Crow-ht6co]

“I am the bone of my sword” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@peace-qe4ig]

@@TheArcher143 same

[@levithegreat2072]

@@TheArcher143 I hate him tbh but he's character is understandable which makes he's actions reasonable

[@hot-gochu]

who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

[@Ryu-sq9ei]

"your enemy was never at 1 HP, your teammate lies" -Sun Tzu, Art of War probably

[@harshthakur3508]

"A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls" - Sun tzu (Art of war)

[@dighad3824]

"My brother never said that shit" -Moon Tzu

[@nautikient2151]

😂

[@joshmangum1392]

Now that was funny lmao

[@pinchebruha405]

“Never mind my brothers they’re so full of themselves“ -Crazy Star Tzu

[@iliribrahimi911]

Like, comme on😆😂😂😂

[@suforozinho]

LOL

[@6saumya9]

"Dont reveal your strategies in a stupid youtube video" -sun tzu, the art of war

[@housel9352]

"You fool, you moron"

[@koyonafri]

Sun Techoblade Tzu, The Art of Minecraft War

[@ishiyu]

The art of potato war

[@mokekok9681]

Techno

[@friendskochi6761]

@@ishiyu my pfp is better den urs It’s Minecraft map art over 16k blocks placed by hand

[@Huberpartad]

"There is always a second phase" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@thejella8690]

Must be one of techno's favorite videos. Rest in peace, King.

[@slimvedy]

Surely

[@alexng4]

"Never pay full price on Amazon. Lay low till it's on sale, then take advantage of them when they're at their weakest point" - Sun Tzu

[@hurakagame9195]

alexng4 ..."the strong attack strength, the weak attack weakness!" -Formado Esperto #jdb

[@davidmcneil9340]

And when they drop it off in your wheelie bin.... say you never received it.. 🤪

[@ewaaewaa1343]

Sounds like my mom

[@alexng4]

@@ewaaewaa1343 Your mom is a wise woman.

[@ewaaewaa1343]

alexng4 😂😂

[@wilsonybiernasiii7287]

"The moment you step on the battlefield, you are already in the war. Make use of time to plan your escape." -Sun Tzu, The Art of Escape

[@dimasfajartaufiqismail1643]

"You wouldn't lose the war if you didn't participate in it." Sun Tzu

[@okokok69420.]

"Every 60 seconds, a minute pass" -African Sun Tzu

[@David-fi3oo]

He has corona virus go to his channe

[@fuckthegamecallmonsterlege4093]

beetle juice sun tze, also the like amount is gae

[@indianathe3rd742]

@@David-fi3oo who

[@David-fi3oo]

@@indianathe3rd742 big man tyrone the guy who say it

[@hero303-gameplayindonesia8]

@@David-fi3oo he's cured

[@Bmac1027]

" When being chased by a rhino, you only need run faster than the man at your side" - Sun Tzu

[@ricenoodles8024]

Lol 😄😃

[@v-blockforlife1955]

😭😂

[@chadjones6313]

😂🤣😂

[@ladofthedamned7796]

Betrayal!

[@bobbidieeksdobbi5298]

lol

[@NapoleonBonaparte-of4sl]

"if you can see someone in a mirror, he can see you too, but if you can't see him in a mirror, that doesn't mean he can't see you" - Sun Ztu, art of war

[@5ptecobag23]

"You cant be racist if there is only one race" - Sun tzu

[@benjaminkoch2380]

Oof XD

[@squarehead6452]

Ok pass me the flamethrower

[@rayalexander2281]

Isnt that just basically hitler

[@brycegum_221]

I mean to be fair, we are all part of one race, the human race

[@eoinh8425]

@Carl Gille It wasn;t just jewish people my guy

[@pandeleeds007]

Hans Zimmer's music in the background is so good.

[@ishantripathi9707]

"Stop quoting me. I don't even speak English" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@tripaloski_6971]

"It's better to be a smart fella than a fart smella" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@opinionatedowl]

Underrated comment, I'm dying

[@dramir5953]

Family Guy reference from Peter to Meg ey? 😜

[@davidsplooge14]

this is how the real world works

[@test-db2ue]

Sentence as been copied so many times it's not even funny anymore

[@thebigthinkersscsaxz]

My prefer quote is "The art of war teaches us to rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's not coming, but on our own readiness to receive him; not on the chance of his not attacking, but rather on the fact that we have made our position unassailable.” Because this quote is emphasizing the importance of being proactive and taking action to make oneself invincible rather than relying on chance or luck. It highlights the need to always be prepared for the worst-case scenario and to ensure that one's defenses are strong enough to withstand any attack.

[@David_Crayford]

Baden Powell, Scout motto: "Be prepared."

[@JudgeBigfoot]

If you cover your feet with a blanket, the demons cannot attack you. -Sun Tzu , Art of Safe Sleep

[@Iku00]

"If you smoke weed while riding a plane, you're at the highest point of your life" -Sun Tzu, The Art of weed

[@s1mplyl3g3nd6]

Meanwhile Snoop Dogg at Y=320......

[@dumashernandez5125]

Astronauts

[@secretmafia4042]

That's DOPE lol

[@gontran8638]

that's 666 likes for you

[@raps9596]

🤡🤡

[@hassuntzu6523]

“If everyone puts their debt on one person and kill him then the whole world will become free of debt” -Sun Tzu, At of War

[@user-ff8ty9yd1z]

wtf underated af comment

[@32_tanishdamani31]

wait thats illegal

[@imperiumoccidentis7351]

@Rođen spreman Except he also held the debt, so he could have just forgiven without any blood sacrifice needed.

[@krabbypatty849]

Jesus be like

[@jesbinj]

@Rođen spreman yeah basically lol

[@andrewu9306]

“When you die solo to your laner, blame your jungler” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@AdityaSingh-tg3pd]

Pokémon unite??

[@agatra8795]

@@AdityaSingh-tg3pd any moba game

[@thecolossalquasar7925]

"Never tell anyone everything you know, for I myself don't write everything in my book at all" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Snoogen11]

"Kissing the homies good night, isn't gay." - Homeboy Sun Tzu

[@vancouverviking4652]

Sounds more like Birdman

[@kevinmoriel2709]

"You will not know what this comment was" - Sun Tzu

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

@ĀÑÜẞîS11 *now it's top comment boii*

[@diljotthunder4348]

“Place your bed in other worldly areas for stronger weapon” -Sun Tzu

[@Eis_]

The war: Nether.

[@huh4276]

Whatever you do don't show all your techniques in a KZbin video,you fool,you moron - Sun Tsu

[@SomeGamer1111]

“Place mobile spawn beacon landing crafts and beacons behind the enemy objectives to spawn your team because they cannot fight a multi front defense very long” - Tun Szu

[@ShubhSharma-jq1le]

"If you don't qualify, you will never get last" -Sun Tzu

[@ViperVenomHD]

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@phantomgamingignt6275]

Master Oogway 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@luiscaetano6184]

That was Master Oogway

[@ijo1759]

No

[@celina3042]

Thank you for your amazing accuracy 😂

[@spiderbow4599]

Actually dat is master ooooooooog way.

[@DavidSmith-dj5eg]

"Meme them until they cry, then make memes of them crying" - Sun Tzu

[@sasaha8389]

Deadly

[@zheddy5093]

Words to live by

[@76456]

this can actually ne aplaied to real war. Make fun fo your captured soldiers in front on the bot captured. Make the captured feel good by not letting them know

[@yuugenr7549]

Basically the internet 🤣

[@shandarjan1656]

Hilllllarious

[@V_2077]

"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" - Sun Tzu

[@francis9428]

Not to be a r/wooosh but, wtf man?

[@V_2077]

@@francis9428 knowyourmeme.com/memes/mitochondria-is-the-powerhouse-of-the-cell Everyone learned this little factoid in School xD

[@francis9428]

@@V_2077 I know that man

[@GetCareless]

Deep

[@anthonywashere8621]

@@francis9428 do you know Technoblade: The Potato War? He used Sun Tzu quotes as a joke and now everyone is using it. -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@mightyowl9797]

"If she said she need some space, her sister shall take her place" -Master Oogway

[@missananya]

If you don't eat for one week straight,you will starve.-sun tzu ,the art of war

[@centerforhumor]

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@someasiandude4797]

true

[@farrelmf6912]

- Gaz, Cod4

[@samyak4165]

Knife the watermelon :- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@sora-r]

dis copied comment

[@centerforhumor]

@@sora-r “No it isn’t” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@TargaryenMusic]

“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@lucas-pb5qj]

As someone who is lactose intolerant, I’ve never thought of that. I’ll try it later

[@sqworm5397]

@@lucas-pb5qj hello tell us how it went

[@shouldi9283]

@@sqworm5397 he became so wise that he transcended the mortal realm

[@kmark1096]

Mmm yes, very wise

[@witchking008]

@@sqworm5397 he ded

[@generalkenobi9411]

"If you get the high ground, it's over for your enemy " -Sun Tzu

[@leversandpulleys9274]

"Wait I didn't know she was 12" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@isawicameiconqueredandcame3708]

"The copies of your conversations with her say otherwise." - Chris Hansen, To Catch a Predator

[@p_4225]

“Officer, She was 18 in dog years I swear” - Son Zoo, the art of war

[@julybot3159]

She said she was 77 in dog years

[@rongarcia2128]

Matt Gaetz, is that you ,my man?

[@moneylisa7473]

Lmfao

[@jasonthornton2910]

“i stopped paying attention to the video and im only looking at the comments” -sun tzu

[@limp7684]

What Video? 😶

[@pablogomesoliveira2677]

😂😂

[@ME-yb8bf]

Me too🤣

[@sophiasimmons9613]

I just cant help it I'm looking for fellow Techno fans and funny quotes LOL

[@Anonymous-1011]

You have learned the "art of war."

[@op-wn9oc]

If u can't encourage them discourage them. -sun tzu , Art of peace

[@NikV01]

" The only way to win a war is to not lose the war and win in a way to guarantee victory and not defeat" Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@Joeri20cm]

"Don't attack Russia in the winter" - Sun Tzu

[@optimusprime1598]

"U sure about that"..? -Chingiz Khan

[@kevin_aldo]

@@optimusprime1598 *subutai

[@cluelessbrain602]

Le chengis khan : hold my beer

[@kevin_aldo]

@@cluelessbrain602 *subutai

[@kaiserwilhelmii5393]

@@optimusprime1598 Russia wasnt united, and as you all know, broken states are good opportunities for foreign invaders.

[@Lucktni]

“Stay strapped or get clapped” - Sun Tzu

[@crumply5959]

*nut* yet the government doesn’t want us to stay strapped

[@justintimbersaw3934]

@@crumply5959 therefore you gonna get clap

[@chiyulater9752]

Lame

[@gonzalo4658]

Your profile Pic

[@mrflynn01]

When did Sun Say this?

[@kaamse1]

"If you can't win a war...just leave it and give a try on KZbin" - Sun Tzu's Accountant

[@jacksonross2251]

“I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends” -Sun Tzu

[@David-fi3oo]

No

[@nabanildutta8798]

Bruh xD

[@zylnexxd842]

Good fact I am ruining the 69

[@panant7051]

@@zylnexxd842 you monster

[@rhyswilson937]

@@zylnexxd842 Henceforth you shall be known as DARTH VADER

[@jaygarcia6355]

“If you have oil, you need freedom” -America, The Art of freedom

[@kolwaski8235]

Best one ,you won. 🤣🤣🤣🤝

[@thelowkeyuser]

"He who gets rejected by a girl Dates her best friend" -Sun Tzu

[@mjd4287]

LMAOOOO

[@amaanhanslod]

But I ain't never seen 2 pretty best friends

[@fastdon32k.5]

Fax

[@fastdon32k.5]

F**k not date

[@ripdajacker23]

@@amaanhanslod by going after the “ugly” friend you’re raising the interest of the one who rejected you initially. Women want what they can’t have. Before long she’ll want you. That’s when you fuck her and friendzone her - teach the bitch a lesson in humility - whilst you go after other women.

[@samarth603]

"Baby Shark doo dooo doo doo doo baby shark doo dooo doo dooo baby shark doo dooo doo dooo baby shark." ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@gameovercz791]

"When she leaves you for another, there is always her mother." - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@user-bh8gw1cw5q]

😏🤣🤣🤣

[@liamdavis7818]

No that’s Master Oogway

[@Daboiricoo]

Hoodvile😈

[@fendy5124]

"Well, off to visit your mother!" -TF2 Spy

[@PUNISHERMHS_2021]

What about a sister Master?

[@hardnewstakenharder]

"Every man beats his meat. But only a few defeat it." - Sun Tzu.

[@KeidonKelley]

...

[@Kvot_he]

No FAP represent hahahha

[@callmebig_e]

I dont

[@AnthonyThomas_Ant]

The lost chapter: found.

[@frankcastle1862]

@@callmebig_e cap

[@trialistern2948]

"If guns don't work, use more guns" - Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@therenegade1680]

“This wouldn’t have happened if you used NordVPN” -Sun Tzu, The War on Ads

[@spiderbow4599]

"If you use Nord VPN. I am confused again"- oversimplified

[@the_Ikar]

"I never said anything in english" ~ Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@yeejiahong7307]

He says in english

[@michaelsilva4844]

@@yeejiahong7307 deceive your enemies

[@Demian1]

@@michaelsilva4844 LOL

[@Lord_Drip]

What is Sun Tzu only spoke Spanish with a British accent ' how do we know he spoke only Japanese when there is no proof or recordings

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

“Remember, no Russian.” -Sun Tzu

[@anarchocommunist3888]

lol

[@Hanvir19]

This comment gave me PTSD 😂😂

[@acardboardboxtank133]

@@Hanvir19 it gives me fun flashbacks 😂

[@liamw6562]

Thanks Freddie Mercury

[@lemonthecougar4120]

Thanks for the share god, I hadn’t read this one before

[@hrpiopower2641]

"Finish the World War trilogy." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@teutonicenjoyer5251]

“Meme them until they cry, then make memes of them crying,” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@marinamilk1322]

“Don’t kick guys with funny mustaches out of art school” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@jimwerther]

Excellent 👍

[@najiv8797]

Lol. Isnt that hittler?

[@user-fn7cp3xw8v]

@@najiv8797 *Adolf Hitler

[@cheenobi6123]

Neither allow him to join military

[@disssociated]

Fun fact: his mustache became singed during ww1 from his gas mask not fitting properly, and a squad car passed by him after the Germans retreated from a battle I can’t recall, allowing him to live on and become the man he was

[@shiburai1248]

“I have the high ground” -Sun Tzu

[@disparatebroom7705]

“You underestimate my power” -Sun Tzu

[@apollojustice5338]

"Don't try it" -Sun Tzu

[@disparatebroom7705]

@@apollojustice5338 “AAAAAAAAAA” *jump* -Sun Tzu

[@russiansaurusrex6056]

@@disparatebroom7705 “*Shouting* I hate you!!” -Sun tzu, Art of War.

[@rainman_san]

"You were my brother Anakin, I loved you" -Sun Tzu

[@trevoromondi1663]

"You can beat your opponent with the power of friendship" - Sun Tzu, Art of war