Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 20)

[@goodvillain1015]

Reminder that the real heroes who took down Umbrella were its shareholders.

[@slifer875]

Shareholder: aaaaaaaaaaaaannnd its gone, your money its gone.

[@tailedgates9]

That still pisses me off. All these heroes, but the corporation fails due to lack of profit. XD

[@JeedyJay]

Also, federal regulators and prosecutors. Government sanctions and class-action lawsuits were instrumental in fucking up that stock value.

[@Brave_SJ]

It makes sense though. 5 or 6 people with guns aren't going to take down an international billion-dollar corporation. 5 or 6 people with majority stakes in that corporation, angry that their money has been used to wipe out American cities and fuel the founder's god complex instead of being turned to profit, they can do some fucking damage.

[@Doralga]

And Ethan Winters is a level 10 official of umbrella lol

[@SteelBallRun1890]

A large infected fat man wielding a minigun, Sheva shoots him with a magnum. TWICE. And it only staggers him. Then you see Chris, with all his weapons, confidently run at him and do a sucker punch using his own fist. Now, you really gotta think about Chris' confidence in his "guns" here. HE'S AWARE.

[@davidlamis]

Confident enough to make large rocks yield

[@spartacus778]

Suns out guns out

[@apeaape]

Nah Pat is just bad

[@JeedyJay]

The bigger the monster, the cooler it is when you punch them in the face.

[@anthonyfernandez8253]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 His fists are stronger than any gun

[@SoaringLettuce]

Paige finding out about being a test-tube baby and becoming a Resident Evil super villain is a great mental image.

[@JeedyJay]

She'd basically be the exact halfway point between Excella and Irving.

[@tailedgates9]

MUSTARD QUEEN!

[@Brave_SJ]

When she injects herself with a weird virus she overcompensates for her blindness and becomes a giant eye monster

[@GohanEgret]

She's going to kill us all by pretending she struggles with video games. (Paige is the best.)

[@mid90sshinigami]

She'll drown the world in Mustard

[@TimeWanderer]

14:50 is basically the LP in a nutshell. Pat identifies two weapons he wants, and two weapons Matt wants, then proceeds to take all four.

[@KuroganeGames]

RE villain: "Hold on, let me inject myself with this vial of virus goo, don't shoot me before I do it please." RE mutated villain: "Ok, I've turned myself into a horrible tentacle monster, now give me a second so I can expose my weak points to you." Defeated RE mutated villain: "oh no, you beat me after exposing my weaknesses and standing around explosive barrels and/or liquid nitrogen canisters, how could this have happened!"

[@tailedgates9]

RE villains, they......They aren't smart. XD

[@KuroganeGames]

RE heroes aren't that smart either "Oh this person is acting way outside the the norm for a human, with all the writhing and moaning. I've seen people act this way before and they turned out to be monsters that tried to eat my face. Maybe this one is different, I'll just stand here with a confused look on my face until they try to use my skull as a bowl."

[@Blunderbuss09]

To be slightly fair that mostly happens in this game and RE6. In other games they got infected against their will or did it before the heroes showed up. And in Birkin's case it was 'fuck it I'm dying anyway'.

[@RadiumBadger]

Considering the virus can reanimate a corpse I don't think shooting the person while they have the virus in them would change anything. That being said they had time to disarm Irving.

[@JeedyJay]

I like how weirdly peaceful it is inside the ship while a giant tentacle monster is besieging it. It's an interesting bit of dissonance.

[@gaminggoddess85]

It seems like a weird choice not to have some kind of danger music playing there. I mentally inserted the Ridley boss theme from Super Metroid once I noticed it was too quiet.

[@elvampe13]

I like how Metroid Prime 1 established the theme as being Ridley's. In Super Metroid, the theme was shared with several bosses.

[@arashi86]

They legitimately bullied J.J. to death.

[@Somescrub]

The closer an enemy gets to Woolie, the more enjoyment they get out of beating it super hard.

[@KF-hf4nt]

They're gonna love fighting that Excella monster then

[@KapitanPazur1]

and then instead of using a herb and picking a new one they just move away.

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. 27. Pat says the armor you can purchase doesn't visibly appear on the character model. It, in fact, does. 28. Pat exclaims that the laser emitter has stopped. It immediately fires another laser the moment he says this. 29. While waiting to see if some majini would walk into the path of one of the lasers, Pat says "No, they're not gonna move past that spot." Immediately after saying this the majini walk into the laser. 30. Pat states that killing the lickers "Doesn't seem possibly worth it." The room with the lickers is a very popular farming location as they drop valuable treasures despite being easier to kill than most treasure carrying enemies. 31. Pat claims you cannot throw more than two grenades in U-8's mouth. You can, in fact, throw more than two grenades in. They just fucked up on the third attempt and tried to use an incendiary grenade, which does not work. For the record, even though he equipped an incendiary grenade for earlier attempts, the game automatically used his high explosive grenades from his inventory. This may have itself been the work of [Crazy talk], making his wrong choice of grenade work out anyway. 32. In the room in which they are sneaking past the lickers they come to a door Pat claims they "need to bust down super hard," implying they would alert the lickers. Matt then proceeds to open the door slowly and quietly without alerting the lickers. 33. Pat claims Matt's shotgun is going to be "the best" for dealing with the Reaper enemies. shotguns are broadly considered one of the worst methods of dealing with reapers as they are slow moving enemies that kill you instantly in close combat. This means that using precision weapons from long range is the optimal approach. It allows you to abuse their slow speed and avoid the instant death attack. 34. After spending a significant amount of time fighting it, Pat tells Matt they are doing the Uroboros Mkono boss fight correctly and that "It's just tough." They discover shortly after that they had spent nearly the entire fight not actually hitting its weakpoints. They were instead just repeatedly shooting the arms off of it, which does no actual damage. 35. In the section in which the lickers are climbing up the wall, Pat says "Now I've got a decent shot at these things." He then finds himself completely unable to spot any of the lickers whilst aiming as he may well have been in the worst possible spot to do so. 36. When Matt reaches the end of the section with the lickers Pat says "I feel like I got all of them." As he is saying this a licker is literally on screen in Matt's view. seconds later the licker jumps across the screen in front of Matt screeching. 37. While Matt is in the "Dying" state Pat says "I don't think I can get over to you." The moment he says this a prompt to jump down to the floor Matt is on flashes across the screen. 38. Pat says "I wish I could see where Wesker fucking was." Wesker is on the minimap at all times during the fight with him. 39. After dealing enough damage to Wesker to begin the QTE beatdown on him, Pat excitedly exclaims "I got him!" Pat then fucks up a prompt, failing the QTE sequence and getting himself damaged instead. 40. After discovering the stun rod can be used in an infinite combo of zapping Jill and then restraining her repeatedly, Pat exclaims "We've discovered a sick strat!" Jill then dies shortly after from the high damage dealt by the stun rod, resulting in a game over. 41. Pat states that he can't even shoot Wesker during Wesker's attack animations. immediately after this he successfully lands a shot on Wesker during an attack animation. 42. Even though they eventually realized it was because they weren't hitting the weakpoints, Pat, in a later episode, tells Matt that "Shotguns do bad damage to all bosses" and that was supposedly why Matt put "70+" shells into Uroboros Mkono without killing it. As stated in number 34, it was actually because they weren't shooting the weakpoints. Certain bosses having resistance to shotguns had nothing to do with it. 43. Pat calls the L. Hawk a "Terrible Magnum." Fully upgraded it is only 200 damage weaker than the M29, but has higher penetration, less recoil, and a faster reload speed, all at a lower cost than maxing the M29. Looking over the HP values of enemies in the game, there are very few bosses where the damage difference matters. For example, the giant bat boss only has 24,000HP meaning either magnum would require 8 shots. Wesker (First Fight) has 30,000 meaning either way you would need 10 shots. Also, before anyone says something, Wesker has special resistance to rifles and machineguns, which is why Pat didn't do shit for damage and the numbers may not add up. 44. Pat tells Matt to get ready to break stealth as he takes a shot at a Majini that hasnt seen them yet. The shot does not raise the alarm.

[@skolkor]

Pat says the Jail Breaker gets a capacity of 100 which is false.

[@louiesalmon3932]

Such terrifying Stando Powa.

[@JeedyJay]

Fun fact - the giant hentai monster that Excella explodes into is named Uroboros Aheri. Supposedly, "Aheri" means "end" in one African language, and "I love you" in another (Swahili and Luo, respectively). I doubt I will ever love anything as much as Japanese writers love wordplay.

[@manuelmateo3392]

Jeedy Jay Or as much as America loves Greek Mythology.

[@JeedyJay]

I think we really just love cultural appropriation. We don't have a mythology of our own, so we borrow whatever's hip at the time.

[@MrStath1986]

And then they pinched all those Eastern European terms (Croatian, I think?) for RE6.

[@JeedyJay]

Yeah, the B.O.W. names in RE6 are Serbo-Croatian. I think one of the files explains that monsters get "officially" named by the first BSAA branch that encounters them.

[@suddenllybah]

Hey Hey, Everyone loves cultural appropriation, everyone has been steeling shit from Ancient Egypt and Rome, and like probably the Chinese and stuff. And if nothing else, the Brits totally do the entire Greek and Roman Mythology thing themselves. Janus in 007 anyone?

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

Ironic... he could make others bio-cursed gods... but not himself.

[@amilyester]

Cokemonster Spencer and his graveyard smash

[@Jasper_Silva]

I could have been a Biogod!!

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

I hate bio-curses. They are coarse, irritating and get everywhere.

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Fun Fact: The Jail Breaker is actually the strongest shotgun in the game, aside from the secret unlockable one. It has a lower damage number than the M3, but when you upgrade the Jail Breaker, it increases the number of pellets per shot. So basically, rather than a direct power increase, it's like a multiplier for the damage. However, most guides state that the M3 is the most powerful shotgun in the game, leading to most people saying it's the best.

[@zachdelozier2133]

HighwaterTrousers You mean the Hydra?

[@mongooseunleashed]

Remember how Pat said the Lightning Hawk was GARBAGE???

[@daddysempaichan]

So your telling me that not only is the Jail Breaker is a complete 180 from RE4, but that someone at Capcom couldn't be bothered to make a tighter spread for shotguns and just added more bullets to compensate?

[@AK47TotalWAR]

HighwaterTrousers -

[@JeedyJay]

The M3 actually does have a greater total damage per shot, even with fewer fragments, because those fragments top out at almost three times as much damage as the Jail Breaker's Infinite Ammo Hydra is still the ultimate super-shotty, at the end of it all.

[@AGrayPhantom]

27:44 I seriously doubt that "Ethan W" is the same Ethan Winters from RE7, especially since "Ethan W" is listed as deceased. But who knows? There are lots of people in Resident Evil who should be dead and aren't. It could explain how Ethan was able to survive the Baker Estate. He had the knowledge and experience from working for Umbrella, and it may also explain why Eveline chose Mia and Ethan to be her parents in the first place. Mind you this is still probably just a coincidence, but Resident Evil has had dumber plots than this.

[@FireXConor]

I thought that was really cool, that Ethan’s name was in there! Like the developers were putting that as some kind of surprise Easter Egg.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Could be that Ethan's a Jr. He seems more or less clueless in 7 and is tied to the plot through Mia's BS, but it doesn't seem that far out to suggest that the Hand of Fate is a thing in RE. Once your bloodline is in, it's in for good.

[@ToughToughBlast]

You can postpone Sonic Unleashed and Dante's Inferno all you want but you can't escape.

[@r3volv3r50]

The day will come, oh yes it will come...

[@ViciousArcanum]

The fates will cross!

[@OtherFlames]

Autistic Artist Atleast that happened xD

[@TactlessC]

Sephiroth didn't decide to destroy the world because he found out he was a test tube baby, which he also isn't one to begin with. He became evil because he didn't have any knowledge of his past outside of the Jenova cells making him think Jenova is his mom, and the proximity to her and seeing the monsters in the tubes made him THINK he was also a monster during a point of depression over his lack of a childhood. And then later the Jenova cells just allowed him to kinda put it together he's actually a half-alien god being and he ran with that. Wesker on the other hand is just destroying the world cause he's Progenitor virus Liquid Snake.

[@mastermarkus5307]

As Pat and Matt were complaining about Wesker's backstory ret-con I was JUST thinking "they didn't need to make Wesker into lazy Sephiroth".

[@FurenAlter]

Matt: are we doing a boss right now?? Pat: nah it's just stupid *Crazy Talk engage*

[@daddysempaichan]

Pat: "The JailBreaker/Striker can hold 100 shells" *Crazy Talk Intensify*

[@Doralga]

Ophelia stop making fun of crazy talk

[@FurenAlter]

it super is. gotta thank all that dumped magnum ammo!

[@Sprech41]

Is it just me or is uroboros way less scary and visually interesting than las plagas? The uroburos infections tend to have no discernible shape and are more like amorphous blobs, while las plagas generally look more like actual parasites bursting out.

[@suddenllybah]

Las plagas is straight up Parasyte (i.e. dick hand) and that Is radical.

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

Excella just needed to dye her hair, then Wesker would've kept her around.

[@Jasper_Silva]

Spencer sounds like the game Grumps doing old man voice

[@TheOtisUpham]

Jasper Silva Cranberries??

[@discrelia]

To be fair Paige wants to destoy the world...

[@Egalia_1]

Never really thought about it but after playing re4 that inventory is a nightmare. It’s way too small for even two people

[@GoldLight73]

The attaché case was the true hero of that game

[@mexicangoose6461]

RE4 would've been so shit if you were only allowed to carry 9 things.

[@oradrive745]

I've been replaying it too the attache case is a big sigh of relief

[@Samm815]

Going from the best inventory system to the worst inventory system.

[@MegaKiba]

especially if key items took up a spot then its like well fuck guess my only gun is the red 9 now

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Top of tower with the value, Jewel Beetle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten at top of tower can be seen briefly at 3:34 on the left side where Sheva walks past. Value: 2000 Dropped from second Chainsaw Majini, Venom Fang, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the second chainsaw wielder, failed to trigger as they didn't zipline into the area to trigger him. Value: 3000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 In building at 11:53, Emerald (Marquise), Chapter 3 Act 3, gotten by turning slightly to the left to see drawer at 11:54, which they both missed because fuck exploring apparently XD. Value: 3000 Ledge at 1:00, Topaz (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon climbing the ledge and opening chest. Value: 2000 One minute in and already missing treasure...nice. Overhanging from ledge at 1:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling, can be seen clearly from ledge. Value: 1000 Torch at 1:45, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 2:30, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 5:19, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000, I'm tempted to add this as a bonus point because Matt said nothing in that room while literally staring at the treasure. Torch at 6:55, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Corpse to the left of the torch at 6:55, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon examining the corpse. Value: 1000 Torch at 7:10 Sheva's screen, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Above the door at the start of Chapter 4 - 2, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door directly at the start of the act...where they were looking for items. ARE THEY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE AT TIMES. Seriously, 15:00 they talk about looking for goodies and DIRECTLY above them is one, anyway. Value: 1000 Torch at 16:23, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 On wall at 19:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, can be seen shimmering on wall at 19:00, gotten by shooting it off wall. Value: 1000 Torch at 20:35, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 Fuck it, counting it as a bonus point because Matt literally said there was nothing there, also counting the one from last time too. Overhang at 21:00, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling under the overhang that protects from the laser. Value: 1000 Torch at 24:20, Topaz (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000, in literally the only side hole they didn't go into. Above door at 0:56, Diamond (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door. Value: 4000, you can see it too as they are walking to the door. Second floor of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon grabbing it from the stand safe area. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Beetle (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Idol (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Ceiling in start of 5 -1, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 5 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it from ceiling. Value: 1000 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 On convener belt, Dead Bride's Necklace, Chapter 5 Act 2, gotten upon picking it up from one of the latter corpses, you can see it pop up on Sheva's screen for a split second at 21:14. Value: 2000 In tunnel at 18:50, Ruby (Brilliant), Chapter 5 Act 3, gotten upon shooting off dirt ceiling. To be fair, this is one of those ones you have to know where it is since you can't really see it going forward, only when turning around to see it. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired by killing the lickers during the box pushing section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired by killing the lickers during the box pushing section. Value: 2500 Wesker and Jill Fight, Emerald (Brilliant), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from one of the pots during the fight. Value: 2500 Wesker and Jill Fight, Sapphire (Oval), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from one of the pots during the fight. Value: 2000 Wesker and Jill Fight, Emerald (Oval), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from two man sarcophagus. Value: 2000 Wesker and Jill Fight, Sapphire (Brilliant), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from two man sarcophagus. Value: 2500 Wesker and Jill Fight, Heart of Africa, Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from beating Wesker during the 7 minutes. Value: 10000 Various enemies around ship, Topaz (Oval), Chapter 6 Act 1, acquired from certain enemies around ship. Value: 2000 Various enemies around ship, Topaz (Oval), Chapter 6 Act 1, acquired from certain enemies around ship. Value: 2000 Various enemies around ship, Topaz (Oval), Chapter 6 Act 1, acquired from certain enemies around ship. Value: 2000 Current loss of value: 123000 Total Points: 64 Episodes where no treasures were missed: (2) Part 6, Part 16, Part 20 Another episode where they missed no treasures, good on them.

[@TheSpiritus0]

30:09 "We gave her Lupus as a joke" -Paige's Doctors

[@YoungsterJoey1]

I have all the ammunition, but I must heal. I’m disappointed there were no Safe For Me Models for Excella, she had them next gen curves.

[@DatAsuna]

There's totally excella model rips, you just haven't bee looking very hard.

[@BreezeOTM]

ALBERT!!

[@jamg25]

I have no inventory space but I must pick healing items.

[@YoungsterJoey1]

Cantabile There are, but not the Safe For Me versions I want!!!

[@manuelmateo3392]

She's not real, bruv.

[@Chadius]

Oh boy, an extended QTE sequence. Man, I'm glad this went out of style.

[@JeedyJay]

Fun fact, RE6 has an option tucked away in the menus to disable the mid-cutscene "press X to not die" prompts, presumably because there's been complaints about them since RE4. I don't even think there's any kind of penalty for disabling them either, you're just not allowed to do it on the maximum difficulty setting.

[@alecmitchell2362]

Pat: "Now we have inventory slots." Matt with 1 free inventory slot.

[@spencechan]

"How ever will we manage to pick up these health items??" Matt doesn't need to be carrying around *75* shotgun shells

[@Jatte92]

HE SOLD THE M3 SHOTGUN FOR 10K THEY KEEP BRINGING AMMO THEY DON'T NEED THEY WASTED ALL THE MAGNUM AMMO I'M SO FRUSTRATED YET SO ENTERTAINED, PAT IS SUCH A ONE SQUARE PLEB

[@FormOfKorn]

He literally sold what is debatably the best shotgun in the game in favor of upgrading a worse one that only has the exclusive he's thinking of in *RE4.*

[@ITSMrBubbles1nOnly]

RoachDoggJR Jail Breaker is way better. Can get great damage at suprising ranges. And im sure the spread is tighter which means less missed pellets Edit: Apparently the range upgrade also adds more pellets leading to more damage overall. Oh misleading numbers in video games.

[@skolkor]

The hydra is the best shotgun, no debate about it.

[@4Wilko]

6:25 - "Aw yeah, I love machine gun. But fuck the TMP though." 10:17 - Guy Pearce in bad old man makeup? Ending a fight with an almost empty magnum then reloading it shortly before the next intermission hurts my free bullets from capacity upgrades compulsion. But reloading it in the organize screen is even worse!

[@Nuke-China]

The TMP is good even without upgrades. It's basically free melee attacks on enemies.

[@jackojock101]

Damn, if that Ethan W wasn't labelled as deceased that could have been a nice link to RE7

[@MrCeratix]

i mean, that journal also talks about how dead albert is so...

[@tiffanyp1582]

Andrew Jackson It could still be, Ethan could have been in hiding, maybe ran away from umbrella?

[@tailedgates9]

Better yet, what if it was Ethan Mars?

[@suwatsaksri7191]

tailedgates9 W is for Wumbo

[@luisalonso959]

Andrew Jackson what ethan does for living?

[@niney5405]

*YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG*

[@TheKrawtch]

Wesker sees them coming in the elevator. A box that literally could not be more vulnerable to an ambush. He immediately recounts events from the past in which he effortlessly drives his hand thru the sternum of a man. An action he could perform at any time. He just doesn't. I get that it's a gameplay thing but it's kind of a problem when Wesker instantly punks bitches all day long but as soon as a player character is in front of him, he throws them into a pile of comfy pillows and runs away sneering about _global this and saturation that_

[@xySuperManxy]

I hate Chris so much I'm going to run away from him and watch him on all my cameras as he disassembles my entire army while rejecting the advances of the Italian supermodel/executive that was literally salivating all over me. Gosh I hate him so much, I just want to punch him on the face. With my lips.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

A Saturday morning cartoon villain through and through.

[@MistahJay7]

That's why I let Wesker kill Chris a whole shit load of times when I play and pretend that's the Canon ending. The real ending is a what if scenario lol

[@Blunderbuss09]

In Sephiroth's defense it was less 'I'm a test-tube baby' and more 'I'm an abomination of science with a Lovecraftian alien monster as my mother'. And then he goes to destroy the world and absorb the Lifestream, which is oh-so-conveniently identical to Jenovah's M.O., and you oh-so-conveniently find her at the Northern Crater with him. He's pretty much one of the most justified cases.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

3:48 Sees a big dude with a minigun. *immediately takes out Stun Rod*

[@Psycosis13]

Watching Pat hit the same guy 5 times with the stun rod. Stop,stop,he's already dead.

Even during the highest peak of the LP funnzeez, you can hear the weariness in their voices. They've climbed a large, frustrating mountain and made it entertaining all the while. Love you SBF

[@CaptWolfy]

Aw, c'mon, RE6 was pretty weird. Remember when Leon had to learn how to land a plane on the fly(hyuk) while Ms. Nevercomingback fended off waves of goons? Or when Chris and Mr Nevercomingback defeated the giant jelleton with lightning magic?

[@fizzguy47]

CaptWolfy Piers was the real hero of Chris' campaign

[@JeedyJay]

That wasn't even the first time Chris had a climactic battle with a Parasite Eve magical supermonster. EDIT: Resident Evil sure does have a lot of Misters and Misses Nevercomingback, doesn't it?

[@faburos9012]

Out of all the BSAA, I got attached to Piers the most.

[@eachasteriod1334]

CaptWolfy yeah it’s hard to come back when they DIE

[@CaptWolfy]

I mean, yeah, but RE has had some Yakuza level recovery rates for characters afflicted with the Death Virus. Not that I'm going to pretend that Capcom cares enough about any of the RE6 characters to resurrect any that may have simultaneously drowned and exploded.

[@goodvillain1015]

*Excella turns into giant tentacle monster* Yup, I still hit that.

[@Acesahn]

You wouldnt hit that, it would hit you.

[@manuelmateo3392]

>Doubt

[@xeros720]

Gurl, i'd hit your glowing weak spots.

[@K4RN4GE911]

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going! *EDIT* Google Chrome doesn't try to auto correct the word hentai and that scares me a little.

[@PeanutButterGoodness]

"One thing I like about Uroborous is that it uses mass to get bigger. It doesn't just make nothing out of nothing." Earlier, at the Irving fight... "Uroboros' ability to make mass from nothing is blatantly supernatural."

[@kamikazelemming1552]

That wasn't Uroboros that Irving used. That was just one of the Super Las Plagas that Wesker made on his spare time.

[@Kcbookguru]

Is this the episode where matt will finally drop the stun rod

[@Kcbookguru]

F&#€=*$(@£÷*&=*÷*#*£$€€%&*÷×¥+¥÷¥=*%?&!:!÷£ing finally

[@notoverwatch6991]

TheBookGuru He throws it into a pit.

[@Genchi_Violet]

Like how Pat's like re5 virus actually uses mass to get big when he was just complaining about Ervin getting big out of nothing.

[@eusouocarameuirmao]

Pat praised uroboros, irving was injected with a variant of las plagas

[@theangryfinger5795]

Wesker cannot hear them. So he's just villan speeching for funsies

[@MrStath1986]

Wesker - has all the plans and viruses in the world, can't rig an elevator car to drop and murder Chris and Sheva.

[@KuroCartoonist]

Wesker like other bad guys don't like to make things easy, They need to build that artificial drama

[@meteor22]

Wow...that coordination at the start against JJ was pretty good. GREAT JOB MATT!

[@SerbianMeerkat]

I’m not going to lie, when I first pictured Excella with multiple large black things coming out of her various orifices this isn’t exactly what I pictured. I mean I’ll take it, but still...

[@pauldziadzio3056]

Matt: "If only i didn't have all this useless magnum ammo... I could pick it up." Pat: *completely ignores external situations, including Matt's extra 75 shotgun ammo* "I'm tossing the, uh [15 extra rifle ammo]"

[@morphadomus2385]

Holy shit that intervention at the halfway point was just cathartic. Glad they fixed it for now.

[@gaminggoddess85]

RIP that 700-power shotgun being replaced with a 200-power one though.

[@drew1429]

Their talk of people going crazy just because they are experiments/"monsters" reminds me of Angeal from Crisis Core. (spoilers I guess) When Angeal learns he was injected with Jenova cells and thus a "monster" he decides to join the bad guys. When confronted by his protege Zack and asked "What is he really after?" He answers "World Domination....or maybe revenge. After all a monsters goal usually is world domination or revenge.". It was sort of making fun of that trope by having him say he is just going through the motions since he doesn't know what to do after the realization of what he is.

[@MassFlare]

What the hell is CC? I don't even know what you're spoiling.

[@drew1429]

Oh I guess your right. It is vague I didn't think about it since I am use to abbreviating it that way.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core. It was a game for PSP. I don't know about the story, but the fighting mechanics weren't bad.

[@gaminggoddess85]

That damn slot machine thing stopping the action every 10 seconds was really bad.

[@mastermarkus5307]

The story is kind of a mess of good and bad. Some stuff (particularly with Genesis) is just kind of silly or screws with the canon of FFVII, but I think the characterization and relationships were really good, such as seeing a more normal Sephiroth and the interactions between Zack and Cloud. I thought the ending was very effective (at least the very ending that tied into Cloud at the beginning of FFVII, not the bit with Genesis that ties into Dirge of Cerberus).

[@MrCeratix]

Wait no seriously why did Pat dismiss Ethan W. being Ethan Winters so fast? his wife literally works with bioweapons and he clearly has connections to blue umbrella

[@WarpWalker]

When Pat runs up to a guy to punch them, I keep reading the prompt "Hook" as "Honk".

[@KapitanPazur1]

14:50 Pat is so greedy for more weapons that he takes Shotgun and Magnum while telling Matt to take them in the same time. Basically the whole Resident Evil 5 LP in a nutshell.

[@shinichizio]

I respect Matt's bold refusal to engage with the cover mechanics in that JJ fight.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Did you know that Uroboros is the symbol of love?

[@slifer875]

black love?

[@Doralga]

And infinite

[@luisalonso959]

Capcom employee after watching this: I got an idea for re8.what if ethan was involved in racoon city and wesker superpowers because is his lost brother. Capcom: We did it again!

[@Smoofyful]

The idea of Paige suddenly forgoing her cheerfulness and becoming a spiteful clone baby is amusing. Pat's stream intro is probably an allusion to this. The fight is inevatable. Soon she'll say she never liked mustard to begin with.

[@terranaes1270]

Smoofyful and that she's faked it with everyone

[@Eiddew]

i said "the shango shatillite" and laughed harder than i should have

[@08Darkra80]

One keycard on a miniboss, the other in a solitary unlocked safe just sitting there.

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

27:48 the one time Pat's actually right about something he goes "nah, impossible" Ethans name is "winter's" in re7. Good catch, I would have never seen that.

[@Kestila]

19:20 "And the zone archive comes out" That's a great hidden joke

[@CRAZEH247]

Lets start over! First thing he does is sell the best shotgun. Then crazy talk ensues about how it gives you back your upgrade money... which it really doesn't. More crazy talk when Pat says they're low on money, but doesn't realise it's his own fault for upgrading TWO PISTOLS FOR NO REASON. Doesn't sell the second pistol. Grabs the flash grenades AND the stun rod. Lets Matt take two whole slots for just shotgun ammo, then proceeds to also do the same with machine gun ammo. Leave all the healing items, who uses Healing items ever right? Pfff Yeah, they're ready.

[@yukionnaslayer1]

I met dc douglus he was very nice and he did the wesker voice for the whole time we talked

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

Sheva: Chris, you're looking a bit tired. Maybe you should rest. Chris: Yeah, that seems like a good idea.

[@nooneinparticular5273]

Wesker is the evil John Cena of video games. "Oh man, Spencer is gonna be so cool, I can't wait to fight him, oh shit, here he is!" Doo do dooo doo do doo doo forget that shit, here's Wesker again!

[@MichaelOGCleaver]

*Reads super important document that ties RE5 and RE7* "Michael K, Ethan W Wait Ethan Winter's?" "Isn't that that guy from RE7?" Matt Goes "Nah" Pat says "Nah" in agreement.

[@SJ-ss5bf]

Just do RE6. We need to see the whole series

[@Mr_Jumbles]

29:35 Pat finds shotgun ammo... doesn't tell Matt He still finds it 😂

[@DevonPalmer98]

19:52 I'd still tap that

[@tailedgates9]

You know what..........When there's a will, there's a way.

[@DevonPalmer98]

tailedgates9 I live the shape of water lifestyle.

[@manuelmateo3392]

Doubtful.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Manuel Mateo I don't think you realize how far I'd go

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

Devon Palmer it's like that new doujin with Ashley from RE4

[@The_King-Slayer_Leviathan]

pat finally sells the old shotgun all praise our Lord and savior Wesker.

[@gaminggoddess85]

That $200 he got from it will surely save the LP.

[@drearmouse9510]

Love these co-op. A Salt & Sanctuary run would be wicked.

[@MistahJay7]

Hmm I wonder which handgun is Matts. The one not reloaded maybe? lol

[@spartacus778]

Brother may I have some weapons

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I feel like Spencer could still justifiably come back. Just some "What did you think was in those IVs? I wasn't willing to bet the rest of my life on this unrefined dormant strain of the T-virus, but after my death, it activated like it does with Crimson Heads and now I am a sentient Crimson Head working to stabilize and better control my mutation!"

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Excella takes in the big black......goo

[@ghostfear2011]

AfroMetalMizu “TELL ME WHERE WESKER IS SO I CAN BEAT HIS ASS INSIDE A VOLCANO!!!”

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Blacked

[@skyrimLEGION]

Matt: Icky pooey!

[@arashi86]

Probably isn't the first time Excella had anything black inside her

[@Samm815]

I don't have anything big and black for her, but I do have a breadstick and two olives for her.

[@takezokimura2571]

27:46 Pat:...Michael K, Ethan W...ETHAN W?! That´s probably a coincidence, OR IS IT?!

[@kingofbel6499]

I like how here Pat acts like he cares about Resident Evil's plot and yet he praises RE4. Did you not see all the stupid shit that happens in that game?!

[@GuyUWishUWere]

I can't believe Paige is a sephiroth clone. I guess Pat has a good reason not to go to her reunions.

[@bennifer94]

God damn, "do I want these 12 sniper bullets or a full heal?" "Do I want anything or three stacks of fucking shotgun shells?" Jesus Christ, inventory isn't even a problem if you have half a brain... Plus, inventory management has always been a staple of Resident Evil there is no excuse.

[@MrCompassionate01]

9:44 Wesker saying evil stuff to an empty room might be the saddest thing I've seen. Poor guy just wants heroes to monologue at and when there's none around he just resorts to *pretending* they can hear him.

[@SomethingsomethingWrestling]

Guys come on, Summerslam is on, of course I need something entertaining for 30 minutes

[@JacksawJack]

Matt's more of a hindrance than a help at this point.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

At this point, I feel it's deliberate for "LP funzies."

[@RevengeOfMoctezuma]

I died a little when they sold the M3 for the Jailbreaker. They're not even gonna be able to raise its stats significantly this late in the game, so why bother? Now you've got a gimped shotgun for late game enemies.

[@morbidabyss12]

Boy, Pat sure loves getting hit in the mouth with rockets.

[@WheelSkellington]

maybe if they didnt waste an inventory slot on the stun rod and flash launcher they are only using to save even more shotgun and sniper ammo they could be using instead

[@darkneon85]

Earlier in the game, "We'll use the health items we have in the second half of the game." Here they are at the end of the game and have 5 healing items just sitting there

[@iamnuff1992]

Matts shotgun just went from 700 to 200. WTF pat?

[@Ranryu692]

Yes, Pat, I DO think that Paige plans to destroy the Earth as retribution for being a test tube baby. The only reason we're all still alive is that the Lupus holds her back. Once the McDonald's kills the Lupus, though, it's over for us

[@terrort10]

Whenever pat laughs another swamp fairy is born

[@MrZoichi]

I don't remember that QTE section on the boat at all. Also, I want an DMC-like action game with RE5 Wesker as the main character.

[@onhillsgaming]

Matt's guns go down.

[@cB-sr9kd]

Does Wesker being subject No. 013 mean that biocurses are canon?

[@HakureiIllusion]

Morale go up

[@nickclemitus4598]

We are ready to go Straight into a boss fight without any health items

[@johnoneil9188]

The laser phase was a weird time in the life of Papa Shango. It was the nineties, everything had to have lasers on it.

[@davidtoro]

30:10 Pat, if Peage find that out, she will totally destroy everyone in the universe and you know it

[@harvyhun]

Paige being a test tube baby explains a lot of things :D

[@MAGICMUSHI3335]

the capacity of the jaibreaker is 15 your thinking of the riot shotgun from re4

[@vitya1980]

Next on Resident Evil 5, Marcus and Woman have to use the Hammer of Dawn to defeat the giant mutated ending sequence from Gears of War 2.

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

31:24 Ahhh, now I see. I was wondering why Excella was the only individual who melded with a Resident Evil virus to have no aspect of her original body remain, cos Irving, Salazar, Birkin, etc all have something that remains of the original human - then I realise that Excella's huge heaving funbags that've been threatening to jump out her dress the entire game have turned into the monster's big glowing weak spots.

[@SocraTetris]

Become as gods. Become as gods.

[@MassFlare]

SocraTetris This cannot continue.

[@derpydood]

All shall become as gods.

[@zomboids2100]

*This cannot continue. This cannot continue. This cannot continue. This cannot continue.*

[@bw6188]

@19:18 Wow! This is just like one of my Japanese animes. -Otacon

[@terranaes1270]

- Liam

[@KaitheGremalin]

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