Friday Night Fisticuffs - Tekken 7

[@DoctaDaKing]

Slow Motion final hit is the best goddamn thing ever put into a fighting game!

[@cheezdoodle96]

Now all they need to do is reintroduce instant replay and I'd be happy. I'd even take a replay of just the last move like in Tag 2. Anything's better than no replay.

[@AquaticLotus7552]

@@cheezdoodle96 (whispers) *SoulCalibur VI*

[@beltube]

i'm from the future, smash ultimate sucks ass

[@f1r3-y_l1on2]

Damn, your timeline must suck, Smash Ultimate is siiiiicck in ours!

[@goodvillain1015]

Remember that time Heihachi strapped his family to a rocket and launched it to space.

[@0rriAndroid]

That being his level 3 is the best thing in Playstation All-Stars

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Goodvillain 101 Remember that time Paul did a good flip? Oh, never? Never Ok

[@jeanjativa4021]

Remember that time when Lee made Heihachi his personal manservant and forced him to wear a Speedo

[@BigBangBlitz]

How about that time Lee strapped Jin, Heihachi and Kazuya to rockets and hit exploding golf balls at them?

[@slifer875]

Remember all the dump shit in all the tekken games?

[@killingblow528]

Remember that time Lee dressed up Heihachi in a speedo and threatened to blow him up if he didn't serve him drinks poolside.

[@jonathanthong7367]

killingblow528 tekken 5 endings were the shit.

[@turboyabo864]

remember that time lee dressed up to disguise him self so he could join in heihachi's tournament , except he disguise him self as him self but with purple hair .

[@mehdiouabas9587]

@@jonathanthong7367 The good shit

[@jackstanfield8357]

@@turboyabo864 and called himself violet 🤣

[@Imps603]

Two fingers

[@MantraMan2077]

"Great. Now upload the Story mode." "We uh... we haven't recorded that yet." "...Alright. I understand. I'll be back tomorrow for the 3 story modes."

[@LittleMountain90]

I never realized how much I needed to know more about Tekken until that super hype, super dumb anime intro cutscene.

[@vextalyst]

that family guy reference tho

[@Jasper_Silva]

I thought Kazumi just called a tiger from offscreen, but apparently she actually has a portal to the Tiger Dimension.

[@AquaticLotus7552]

The devil gene has some SERIOUS perks

[@deityfreya]

Pat: "so I've been wrong about--" Me: "everything?"

[@UnoriginalGrimm]

deityfreya Crazy Talk activate

[@atchu7880]

remember after paul wins iron fist tournament 5 he trains in his own space station and gets ready to fight aliens

[@powerup931]

Matt Poptagonist then he goes fights the aliens and Matt gets super depressed by it?

[@swkki9461]

DONT LET IT SET IN!

[@Almostfull777]

*BRING IT ON YA ALIENS!*

[@gregmilne4378]

Myriad alien tongues learn to say, "Deathfist is Bullshit!"

[@cliffg.4205]

I miss these guys all playing together.

[@nisljdi98]

Everyone does. Legends at the craft right here.

[@MantraMan2077]

"No her womb didn't spit out the Devil Gene, that came from Heihachi." OH MY GOD PAT. LARS. FUCKING LARS.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Adrian The Vulture crazy talk strikes again, with a vengeance.

[@seraphiim444]

Adrian The Vulture Pat is a bastard

[@Sapheiorus]

MulTiLAy3rd Yeah, we love to hate to love him.

[@randomfox12245]

Pat has literally never been more wrong and that is saying something

[@NobleNomad]

Kazumi even has a devil form, Pat.

[@saminabox]

''Matt uses rage art, gets blocked'' ''Pat uses rage art, hits'' Rage arts are unblock able right? - Matt

[@rsa9076]

how is having a vampire in your roster to far out there in a game series that has a dinosaur wearing boxing gloves, a demon with serpents for an arm, literal devils and an angel, a creepy squid Xenomorph ninja, and a living training dummy? Why heck they can even put aliens in the game and it would fit right in and it would give Paul a new rival.

[@kelvinwilliams7974]

RSA90 Because none of them have narcolepsy or do reppukens

[@rsa9076]

Good point, but Devil Jin and Kazuya have lasers, and Claudio fires energy arrows. Though I will admit that her having an energy meter in a Tekken game does seem off; Akuma has one but he is a guest character. Come to think of it maybe Eliza was made to see how a Street Fighter like move set would work in their engine so they could practice for Tekken x Street Fighter.

[@Azmodeus87]

That's my take on it since Revolution. They made her to test how the fireball game would fit in the Tekken engine. Then, they expanded with someone who has all the classic shoto moves and some of that 3rd strike complexity (Akuma). Hopefully, this will give them more then enough data to make Tekken X SF hella dope.

[@Boggarthh]

Tekken and Soul Calibur share a universe (evedence, yoshimisu) and Raphael from Soul Calibur might be a vampire, so Vampires could exist in tekken

[@lilwyvern4]

Real talk? Yoshimitsu's new duds would fit into Warframe without any changes.

[@powerup931]

Torcularis he look's a Bloodborne character if the game went balls deep in the sci Fi genre

[@kelvinwilliams7974]

He looks like he is sponsored by Bad Dragon and is one school girl away from starting up some La Blur girl shit

[@JoeCoolMaveric]

"Start a world war to kill a dragon nobody cared about!" ...Actually, Pat's right about that, holy shit. lol

[@ProjectLibertad]

Make bob wear a bullet club shirt and you can now play as 90% of the wrestling internet community

[@slingblade7174]

Pats wrongness has surpassed dark souls and is bleeding into Tekken.

[@dmitrilong6954]

Jordan mccripplekiller Ah but you've not yet scratched the surface of his wrongness

[@HakunonMatata]

It hurts. I didn't know shit about Dark Souls or cared. But his stand is too strong for me to handle if it bleeds into Tekken

[@rikowolfin4984]

Don't take the Dark Souls comments as a measurement for how wrong Pat is, because really its just filled with nit picking about things Pat is actually right about to try and push a dead and unfunny meme.

[@slingblade7174]

Riko Wolfin So what I'm getting from this is, I'm not allowed to make a dumb joke because someone doesn't like it, gotcha.

[@erwin21381]

''No, her womb didn't spit out the Devil Gene. That came from Heihachi's side of the family.'' What? Someone clearly hasn't played the story. Or watched the trailer.

[@FuriousGorge]

Or played a Tekken game before.

[@Zenotron]

It's funny how Matt calls Katarina his girl after he shitted on her and the rest of the new Tekken 7 characters for months on the podcast.

[@brainflash1]

Tekken 7? I thought Liam Neeson only made 3 of those movies.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

God I feel stupid. It took me a few seconds to get that.

[@ZumaB]

brainflash1 Not gonna lie, hearing Taken on TV made me sprint to the TV like wait what there's a new Tekken movie?! rip.

[@DanielAvelan]

Yeah, also, I thought Steven Spielberg cancelled it.

[@MalisinECila]

Why did I laugh so hard at this dumb joke

[@xombiegriffin]

...That made me chuckle louder than it should've. Goddamn it.

[@Exponential_Entropy]

That moment when Master Raven is basically a woman version of Woolie

[@JL-og3lg]

OMG HAHA I just spat my drink when I read this lmao

[@NobleNomad]

Nah, Woolie is too fat, out of shape and he has nasty dreads.

[@walder6014]

How can you compare Master Raven to Woolie. Woolie struggles to even attempt breakdancing in front of a green screen.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Jeigo Lim You mean EVERY moment?

[@courage552]

Umm no😂

[@2rok334]

"Yeah, the throw game is completely gone from this game, too easy to break" Asuka proceeds to land two throws in a row

[@LordQuadros]

How to build fighting game hype: -Bring in Akuma -Don't make him look like the bastard child of Carrot Top and Santa Claus

[@EfrainQuezada]

hitbox porn that can rival dark souls. I can't wait to hear Pat scream from the super near missed supers.

[@OllyRoger]

> Using hitbox and Dark Souls in the same sentence. Shame.

[@Sukuraidogai]

The latest killer instinct used the actual 3D models as the hiboxes, ergo there were no hitboxes. It was plain complicated collision detection.

[@JeedyJay]

I've seen a lot of attacks that just harmless pass through characters' bodies in these slo-mos. This is the kind of hitbox porn that Homo-Genius is. Sometimes it _does_ look impressively realistic, though, like at 41:32. Nina starts to retract her leg at just the right time that it looks like Dragunov's shoulder is pushing it back.

[@goldsocks9999]

The only recorded gigas win in history

[@blooperswitches3625]

Remember that time when Heihachi broke a tomahawk with just his teeth?

[@ricoanderson6626]

Blooper Switches Anime Heihachi > Everything else

[@E24KLawson]

Blooper Switches And that time he stopped a bullet from a gun with his teeth alone?

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Alright tekken 7 it has kiryu in it and yoshimitsu in it and akuma in it and... *Looks at logo that mysteriously appears on the box that says.* "Now feating dante from the devil may cry series." *X-files theme plays in the distance.*

[@sokumotanaka9271]

I had a hard time picting between "Wow the new super smash brothers looks great!" and this other shitty joke.

[@ShawnyBoyMusicpage]

sokumo tanaka SMT REFERENCE LOCATED!!!!!!

[@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489]

sokumo tanaka with every new copy sold in the us market a new character appears in the unsold copies begging to be bought

[@Famygdala]

sokumo tanaka N-nani?! I have an erection?!

[@Fjarhultian]

And Knuckles.

[@001Rah]

"YOU'RE JUSY A BACK UP DANCER NOW KENNY" Pat with da shots!!XD

[@HakunonMatata]

Poor Kenny...

[@jwal7190]

"Heihachi's super wrong all the time." - Pat Oh boy. I sure hope they don't get mad at the retcon of Heihachi's backstory. . . You know. . . THE ONE WHERE IT BASICALLY PLACES ALL THE BLAME ON HIS DEMONIC ASSASSIN WIFE AND DEMON CHILD?!

[@greatwallofmuscle6358]

Jefferey Waldrip I thought the same fucking thing! Pat's gonna feel so wrong as always

[@boheyo]

I'd be mad if Kazumi didn't fucking own.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Jefferey Waldrip no, Kazuya being how he is was still Heihachi's fault, and then you got the Jinpachi thing. But yeah, for Kazumi I don't blame him.

[@gdadder]

They don’t retcon anything in this game though?

[@anankos795]

@@gdadder I think that the reasoning for Heihachi throwing Kazuya off of a cliff when Kazuya was little was a retcon though, since from what I recall the original reasoning for why Hiehachi did it was to see if Kazuya was fit to lead the Mishima Zaibatsu in the future, but in Tekken 7 the reasoning was to see if Kazuya had the Devil Gene.

[@techpriest8965]

Dragunov is still my favourite character. You do not need to say anything and still be hella cool!

[@JeedyJay]

He's a very different take on the cliche Soviet character than Zangief, but seems more authentically Russian. I also love his goofy "some assembly required" ending.

[@PolarPhantom]

I like that he's not really evil. He's just a guy who does his job and looks scary.

[@zorokicksass60]

PanzerDrag00n He's mads mikkelsen in disguise.

[@techpriest8965]

Morgan Allsing Russian Mads that has hard time assembling robot waifus.

[@WFoong98]

And now for some reason he became Miller.

[@TheBiscuitStreet]

"They skipped over how stupid Tekken 6 was" - DID THEY THO

[@MantraMan2077]

I love Miguel. One of the best new characters. Oh hey how do you measure up to all these Devilmen and Martial artists? I PUNCH REALLY HARD GUYS. IT WORKS GREAT.

[@Somudda]

Adrian The Vulture That's rad.

[@0rriAndroid]

I miss his Dante costume from 6

[@Ilovevidgames123]

Do you mean new as in Tekken 7 was his first appearance? Because I think he's been in previous games.

[@MantraMan2077]

Grant Larson I know he was in Tekken 5 or 6. I mean new as in 'Not one of the OG's'.

[@amaizeing.dumbass5123]

Pues, la verdad es que Miguel proviene de Tekken 6

[@TheStrxggler]

#KiryuForTekken7

[@lordofthebuffalos1999]

#MRSHAKEDOWNFORTEKKEN

[@theskullraider5058]

Curse my nerdiness for thinking you were talking about fucking Mechagodzilla in Tekken!

[@TheStrxggler]

+The Skull Raider THATS A GOOD ONE TOO.

[@MW-df4lv]

#ColePhelps4Tekken

[@nono9543]

Mechagodzilla?

[@goodvillain1015]

To answer Matt's question why Kazumi is young; It's because Kazumi died young. She only appears in flashbacks in the story. If only we had encyclopedia for fighting games to educate little Matt.

[@TheFreakmasta]

Hating on the track for Infinite Azure? That's a paddling.

[@jsa697]

TheFreakmasta 1st music is beautifull.2nd sounds like it came from a fucking MLG video

[@rikowolfin4984]

I extremely dislike the sound track for this game, but thats just because I dislike anything that sounds like dub step in general.

[@ScoopsMayCry]

+Riko Wolfin You know about the Jukebox mode right, where you can change the music to older tekken osts?

[@rikowolfin4984]

Nope, haven't bought Tekken yet.

[@ScoopsMayCry]

Riko Wolfin I'm borrowing a friend's

[@elb0w]

Tekken 7 ost has like 6 good tracks im honestly SO happy they give access to the full series' soundtrack

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

Wait, so the term Zaibatsu comes from THIS? That's rad!

[@Scrunkly21]

Edward 'Ringabal' Desiderio zaibatsu is a Japanese word similar to the English term for corporation

[@GammaRingHunter]

Nepu yeah but it was specifically tekken

[@eliasnicolasmiranda4940]

yep Mishima Zaibatsu how you not hear of that

[@LittleMountain90]

*Time to get your learn on!* A Zaibatsu (lit. _financial clique_) was a family-controlled vertical monopoly (i.e. a supply and production chain owned start to finish by one person or group) that usually included a banking subsidiary. Each main subsidiary would be fully owned by the main family; each of these would then also own several minor subsidiaries. The strength of the system came from the fact that each subsidiary would also have crisscrossed holdings in the other company's subsidiaries; on the outside everything looks more or less legit, but on the inside everything is owned by the family in the end and hostile takeovers are basically impossible. Sadly for our love of the term, all Zaibatsus were dismantled after WWII during American occupation. Originally all the newly independent companies struggled, until middle management took over. This is considered to be one of the core instigators of the "Japanese Economic Miracle", the economic boom that lasted from the 1960s to the start of the 90s. With middle management now in charge, the people at the head of the companies were no longer self-interested oligarchs but competent savvy businessmen (that's the idea anyways). This led to the creation of a new system. Dubbed Keiretsu (lit. _system, series, grouping of enterprises, order of succession_), instead of a vertical monopoly companies were arranged in loose sets of business relationships. While there was still some crisscrossed shareholding, each company now owns a minority share (under 10%) of the other companies in the Keiretsu. This essentially accomplishes the same goal to a less drastic degree: insulate the Keiretsu from stock market fluctuations and strongly discouraging takeover attempts. Sources for this rant are mostly my notes from my "Politics of Japan" class from my Bachelor's degree, sprinkled with a bit of Wikipedia for good measure.

[@nobyra]

Not really, it's an old term

[@cubansupreme]

Kazumi should've been a JoJo villian with her Tiger as her stand. speaking of Jojo, it's funny that i found out that Heihachi's current voice actor is the Japanese voice of Old Joseph Joestar in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure anime. "HOOOORY SHIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@AngryHomunculus]

cubansupreme there's also an alt costume for Heihachi which is just Joseph's part 3 attire

[@poohhardy11]

Heihachi and joseph both have a no nonsence grandson and an illegitimate child and at one point banged a european chick

[@808ACEG]

Where is said outfit, I can't find it o.o

[@luvz2spluug3]

Remember when Kuma wanted to confess his feelings to Panda and she didnt even give him the time of day

[@LentekuNFS]

at 35:03 when mat mentioned the "Devils pit". brought me back To their silent hill, downpour play through years ago. HAHAHA "THEIR DOWN WITH THE DEVIL!!"

[@dmoneylulz]

I love how much Matt loves DDTs in fighting games

[@Mariokartfann]

Remember the time Heihachi snapped a watermelon in half with his calves?

[@deltaknight2764]

Mariokartfann What makes that awesome is the fact that the watermelon didn't even break, IT LITERALLY GOT SHAPPED IN TWO EVEN PIECES.

[@DOSFrost]

With that name drop, Zaibatsu vs Yo Videogames T7 edition NOW!

[@LunarSpiral1127]

*Fun Fact:* Heihachi is voiced by Unshō Ishizuka, who voiced Joseph Joestar from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@WoodsDaOGGames]

5 years later, The game is on sell for 5.99 on steam. I came here to watch some reliable people play it before I buy it. Man I miss these guys together.

[@CaptWolfy]

I'm still unsure if Yoshimitsu came from Tekken or Soul Calibur, and I refuse to be informed on the subject.

[@MopedOfJustice]

I think his premier was in Yoshi's Island

[@TheGamedragon96]

Tekken came first bro.

[@seraphiim444]

Well technically the Manjitou originate from Soul Calibur if we're going by timeline, but technically the character was in Tekken first.

[@CaptWolfy]

No! Get these facts and truths outta here! I still retain my headcanon that he came from SC, and some wacky time traveller put him in Tekken to screw with the world.

[@seraphiim444]

CaptWolfy Oh s h i t nigga you RIGHT

[@CPCGamer]

Huh. I thought Akuma was the guest character from Street Fighter, I didn't know Rashid was in here too.

[@richardhawk6001]

The best comment about Heihachi I've ever heard: "Hey, had Einstein been juicing? He looks pissed."

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Finally the time has come for Pat to put his *masterful* Tekken skills on display. I don't know about Woolz & his main but they better get out there & teach these fools not to sleep on my man Sergei!

[@Scrunkly21]

Dukester3456 dragunov is super hype

[@DarkkingForever]

The shade thrown at Kenny is so fucking hilarious LMFAOO.

[@chillin_king1399]

Darkking Forever the 21 thing

[@DarkkingForever]

that and they called eddy, kenny as well.

[@chillin_king1399]

Darkking Forever wasn't eddy kennys favorite character in tekken

[@DarkkingForever]

yuuuuuppp. Max Tekken 7 live stream, kenny cosplayed as Eddy. he was hyped to play eddy in the story and it was only one fight. He was heartbroken

[@JeedyJay]

It's impossible to overstate just how much Eddy Gordo is Kenny's favorite. "There's my husbando! I love Eddy, man. _All_ the homo!"

[@PandaMatrixComplex]

YESSSS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL WEEK!

[@Raiden777ify]

37:12 "Now to waltz off and hunt a Rathalos I guess" THANKS PAT. I WAS ALREADY HAVING A HARD TIME WAITING FOR WORLD.

[@FrostedZaibatsu]

RIP Eddy Gordo, let our new god who saved Capo, Lucky Chloe be praised

[@Xandy743]

That's rad.

[@TMcKeon408]

Hip hop as fuck!

[@kingcoheed1208]

A Scrub For Hire but is it real Hip Hop?

[@swagtasticpanda]

Kid Coheed throwing you son off a cliff is as hip-hop as it gets.

[@Vekkimaxx]

RIP Liam and the Woolie hole...

[@jugemujugemu4690]

'The Devil Gene came from Heihachi's side of the family.' ...Uggggggh.

[@seraphiim444]

Dingo Egret Pat is a bastard

[@gdadder]

That goes against like the entire story of tekken lmao

[@mongooseunleashed]

Dingo Egret Time to give Pat serious grief over this one.

[@pwnorbepwned]

Dingo Egret He's losing control of his Stand by the day....

[@DanielAvelan]

Crazy Talk can now see the threads of fate. Pat was wrong before he even said anything.

[@GanguroKonata]

Remember that time Heihachi used Xaioyu's winnings to build his own fight park for reasons only he understands?

[@bigpapasm]

I'm surprised Joseph Joestar left his family behind and got facial reconstruction surgery and cheated on his wife and once controlled the Mishima Zaibatsu and threw his son of a cliff and into a volcano. Forgot to mention he nearly killed his grandson.

[@jaydonw2972]

It has been a year i just now got the joke.

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

44:06 Violet: "Think you can handle me?" (Whiffs) Jin: (Smashes Violets shit in)

[@skyrillexful]

Katarina looks like a pretty good representation of pat's mom.

[@MFPICKLEO]

"this musics awful" - man who listens to numetal

[@johnnyvibezzz6372]

MF PICKLE O but nu metal is fire slipknot?!?!

[@sephyfan]

Matt practically sucks off Fred Durst, the worst Numetal vocalist lol.

[@deeta000]

Sr.Joestar They’re all the worst lol.

[@stephenthedude4383]

@@deeta000 even System of a down?

[@derekwst3-YGO]

Claudio makes me think of the quincy from bleach...

[@MisterOfu]

Every time I hear "Get ready for the next battle... battle... battle..." I expect a Punisher one-liner to follow.

[@maxcardillo6390]

I hope we get a LP of the story mode

[@damark9198]

When detective Woolie asks me if I want to play, my sphincter tightens nervously.

[@DarthEnderX]

Story Mode LP!! Do it!

[@PalKiba]

Right?!! They did Mortal Kombat X's story, Street Fighter V's story.. Now, Tekken 7's story.

[@doesntno]

There's a part in the beginning of story mode that I would like to see their reactions.

[@DoctaDaKing]

Kiba Fox They didn't do Injustice 2's, but if they do Tekken 7's then there's hope for Injustice being done as well.

[@redsohc]

Challenge them to beat Akuma on the storymode epilogue.

[@lionofash7700]

Its pretty annoying and can devolve into laser vs hadouken.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Why does Pat enjoy playing as King so much? *'Cause he loves being a Cheatah.*

[@InugamiTheHound]

Its closet this game has to a furry character along with armor king.

[@Neodeleux]

Because he's basically tiger mask and that is freaking cool

[@InugamiTheHound]

Yeah a lot folks get King and Guin confused. Both of them have leopard masks heads. But king is wrestler. While Guin has no memories of his past and can talk and has the save the kingdom and find his homeland one day.

[@randomfox12245]

"There's chip in everything now" "The devil gene comes from Heihachi" "Lars is swedish" "We should switch to 3 out of 5" Oh my god, you could do a half hour compilation of everything Pat is wrong about just in this one video

[@deafmelonex6983]

randomfox But, Lars is swedish. Swedish-Japanese.

[@diddlenfiddle7311]

in all fairness the devil gene got retconned in 7 and Lars is Swedish.

[@steelblake]

"Who was in the volcano?" Ok you got me

[@frito1625]

Which Unholy War is this?

[@joekewl7539]

The 2econd.

[@thatoneguyeverywhere7290]

Joe Kewl lol

[@MidnightKingL]

The only parts that matter: 13:15 22:00 (sorta) 28:35 41:32 1:01:49 (honorary)

[@Shellhitsky]

The ONLY part that matters: 52:43

[@MidnightKingL]

Shellhitsky you're terrible.

[@ngmajora6986]

Why does Yoshimitsu look like he came out of Alien Covenant

[@greedkingcobalt200]

5:25 a moment of silence for Luke Perry. Jokes involving him won't be same with him gone.

[@firmlygraspi1]

Goofy Paul is awesome. You can take away his title, his dojo, his dignity, make all the failed backflip jokes you want, because at the end of the day, Phoenix Smasher is still the best move in the game.

[@GorliththeUndead]

Kuma's got some Deep Dark Fantasies in that 2nd outfit.

[@Marr0wgar]

My body is ready.

[@MechSlayer71]

I don't even play fighting games, but the intro cinematic got me REALLY fucking hyped.

[@aadi.p4159]

That intro is sooo fucking good

[@ScrawnyMcMassive]

17:26 All the following sounds and reaction exclamations align perfectly with the music. Gets better every time you listen to it

[@Caleb-Reid]

You guys didn't do Claudio's Rage Art like you said you would.

[@SuccubiPie]

Pat's stand is strong

[@SmarkusAurelius]

Slow mo feature is the hypest thing to ever be created

[@MrAnonymous825]

Pats wrong when it comes to tekken lore and it makes me grumpy

[@siefer117]

I like it when they play big names games because it means that you can almost guarantee they have all practiced the game to some degree.

[@loading2463]

What if I buy the game but I disagree with the terms of use...

[@seraphiim444]

Pay2Weed o h s h i t

[@knee1937]

Pay2Weed You just exposed a flaw to the game. QUICK! Somebody fucking email Harada!!!

[@contrrob]

Pay2Weed someone is a fan of aris

[@xombiegriffin]

SolidSpiderZnake He comes with his own personal cliff.

[@danielhambrook3669]

Been waiting for this all week.

[@angelisioso]

These guys need to play story asap.

[@Koppee]

That was probably my favorite fisticuffs ever. Never got into Tekken but actually going to pick this up now :D

[@huntersix267]

kazuma kiryu for tekken 7! or mr shakedown

[@mysticphoenix1987]

+Giono Giovanna Not happening, pretty much has to be a universal character and Yakuza is a playstation exclusive series Ryo Hazuki on the other hand would be a better choice

[@xAssassin24]

mysticphoenix1987 Yakuza isn't an exclusive by contract, there's just not enough of a fanbase anywhere else to warrant to go multi-plat

[@jermaineflanders6127]

xAssassin24 doesn't matter +mysticphoenix1987 makes a great point regardless and it is dude

[@otakuthegreat]

xAssassin24 it is a exclusive dude need to check things properly before commenting friendo +mysticphoenix1987 has a good point, since Shenmue 3 is coming out soon and all

[@makeda6530]

"Send a medic." *WHILE STANDING ON DEFEATED* My kind of homie.

[@JeedyJay]

Good on you for avenging Kenny, Woolz.

[@userofdacrack3]

As long as Anna still breathing, Nina is always expecting a fight.

[@njnjhjh8918]

Better get Rev 2 in here next week!

[@aClockworkTomato]

"He has Final Fantasy levels of straps and belts on him." - Matt McMuscles

[@Garupan]

TEKKEN 7 LP WHEN

[@masterxl97]

Every time I see Paul Phoenix, I hear that line from Ghostbusters where they're fighting Gozer. "AIM FOR THE FLAT-TOP!"

[@calibrationsrequired7655]

Daily reminder to report any Heihachis to your local authorities for immediate helicopter removal.

[@makeda6530]

I feel like attempting to remove by helicopter may be more trouble than it's worth.

[@calibrationsrequired7655]

Maki-risu Only if he isn't a communist.

[@makeda6530]

Calibrations Required Ah

[@King_Gum]

Honestly forgot how much I love this channel. They love all the random shit I do and they're fucking hilarious.

[@MrPauliusMaximus]

never have i wanted to shout just play story mode in my entire life

[@tracertong3229]

Wollie's k-hole description was perfect

[@Maioly]

15:00 OH GOD; PATS STAND IS AFFECTING THE OTHERS

[@mikekazz5353]

Who's gonna pick Akuma first? Woolie?

[@christhechilled]

You know a fighting game is lit when they go pass an hour