Mystery Box - Episode

[@einradviticasico6548]

This used to be my favorite movie when I was a babby. A dragon apocalypse is a pretty fucking cool idea for an apocalypse, don't even lie.

[@urekmazino6519]

Einrad Viticasico Cool in concept, terrible in execution. The movie goes from swords to Tanks and jet fighters and then back to a battleaxe

[@TheYoungMachinimist]

Einrad Viticasico Same with me, I loved playing the games on gamecube.

[@Chadius]

Urek Mazino "Cool in concept, terrible in execution." Yuuuuup. Those of you who don't like Jurassic Park, does it feel like this film?

[@AGrayPhantom]

Rad movie, but I don't buy the concept. If dragons went to war with humans, you bet your ass humans would win.

[@Grubbo]

"Leprechauns are real." You'd know, Pat.

[@limboman9]

Leprechauns are actually just little Patlings

[@Brandonious15987]

limboman9 I thought Leprechauns were the result of 4 Pats combining like the Power Rangers.

[@Kuroyami0Fukaikuro]

No, Pat is the result of four Leprechauns fusing together.

[@MuffinHunterX]

Kuroyami0Fukaikuro By their power combined he is Captain Pat.

[@cjjolly7326]

Brandonious15987 I thought pat was a normal leprachaun until bills tried to destroy all rainbows, so he had to get 5 other leprachuans to become the SUPER LEPRACHAUN GOD

[@JaeHodgkin]

The film was really special to me. There's a sequence where they get really upset that a place in England called Pembury is destroyed. We're told that it's like a huge deal. In reality, Pembury is a tiny shitty village where I live. There is nothing of interest there, save for a decent sized hospital on its outskirts. Otherwise it's full of old people in mismatched clothes, and aloof posh folk with Simpsonsesque overbites. It's the UK equivalent of Buttfuck, Delaware essentially. When they mentioned Pembury, I screamed "What" and lost a mouth full of Doritos to the harsh, unforgiving carpet.

[@ZanzibarJunker]

I can imagine aliens seeing Independence Day and jumping to the conclusion that all earthlings greet each other with a punch to the face.

[@Pokemen396]

College Xenomorphs are taking notes from the movie Signs on the way to greet Earth.

[@ghostfear2011]

***** "Now that's what I call a close encounter."

[@B2theProphet]

***** no no no, you did it wrong."Now that's what I call.....*puts on aviators*...A close encounter" *CSI Miami music plays*

[@Chadius]

***** WELCOME TO EARF

[@gtaIVlord]

1:50 But Leprechauns ARE real, Pat. Otherwise, you wouldn't exist

[@Smokinbacon]

Marcello Domingues de Melo Lemos No no, Pat is just a shorter Brian Posehn.

[@DrErikNefarious]

Marcello Domingues de Melo Lemos Pat is some sort of Leprechaun/Human Hybrid

[@imVexedBruh]

are leprechauns real? you decide what what that was suscribe and come back?

[@SeanEIRE44]

as a irishman i votch for this, if u look up our president he actually is a leprechaun XD

[@Pokemen396]

He denounces them so no one tries to look for his Pot of Persona!

[@callsigneagle6254]

To answer Pat's missile question, a heat-seeking missile wouldn't kill a dragon, though not because of their blood. Heat-seekers don't literally seek every heat source, they're tailored to a more specific type. Like he said, they're designed to shoot down aircraft; they can't just target anything hot, otherwise that'd cause understandable problems. The missiles actually home in on specific IR emissions, particularly the ones that jet engines give off, and are further enhanced due to the extra heat generated on the metal around the engine. Now if you want to shoot down a Pterodactyl, a radar-guided missile is the way to go.

[@Ilovevidgames123]

I think it's hilarious that Pat says that this doesn't make sense because of what the dragons eat, when, at two points during the intro, (2:03 and 3:23), the game tells/shows you that they eat ash/fire/burning stuff and people, respectively.

[@gyutarosan5311]

Remember that time Joffrey watched Batman and King Leonidas reenact Empire Strike Back?

[@Brinksarsenal]

Shalnark Kun Stupid Robin wanted to be Luke just because Batgirl wasThe princess.

[@gyutarosan5311]

Robo-Brinks Robin was always meant to be Bat's princess.

[@Brinksarsenal]

Shalnark Kun Thus, Short shorts.

[@gyutarosan5311]

Robo-Brinks Thus, Dickbatt

[@UFGatorsFBFan]

You mean Qui Gon Jin?Seriously, when the hell were Christian Bale and Gerard Butler in a movie together? Because that's a movie I want to see.

[@NetherStray]

I have a story about Reign of Fire Loved the movie, bought the game, (this was when I was like 15 and didn't know any better) and couldn't get through the first level because I missed a key instruction. Stuck it back into the box and ditched it in a cabinet on my desk. It ended up way at the back. About three years later, my house burned down. So while looking through the wreckage of my room--the tv gone, the gamecube gone, my clothes, the bed, everything gone--what do I find in the pile of ashes that was my desk? That's right. It was a game box. What was in it? Reign of Fire. The box was ruined, the disc was intact.

[@headhunter0025]

I've gotta say the Mystery Box series is the epitome of why I love the TBF. The branding, the intro music and cartoon, and the varying quality of the games played leading to the classic Machinima episode style of bashing shit games or the Silent Hill 2 playthrough style of simply sharing and fawning over something that you love. I appreciate the work and thought that goes into making these videos stand out and your efforts are apparent in the quality of videos like these

[@DeepOneBill]

As someone who's family have been on this tiny island since the Norman Invasion of 1066, I am surprised you got around to mocking us. For the record the Normans were essentially Vikings. Rollo from the series Vikings is a historical figure who FOUNDED Normandy. His grandson was William the conqueror. That this happened during this game, based on a film that is a guilty pleasure of mine is especially odd. I expected literally none of this.

[@byrdman9833]

Bill Newman Yes, but they were thoroughly Francofied vikings. Seriously, it only took about two generations before they were speaking french.

[@DeepOneBill]

Norman French is a variation on normal French. Likewise where I live has Guernsey French, a variant of Norman french with pronunciation and words rooted in Norse.

[@bigch3esy]

I can now die with a smile on my face, for I have experience the majesty that is Matt giving an IT crowd reference

[@krasmazov009]

Exactly Patt. Jets are amazing. That's why SWAT CATS is amazing.

[@SpoofyJ]

Fabiolous Games The Radical Squadron.

[@InugamiTheHound]

Fabiolous Games dude in SWAT Katz they fight dragon in a jet. It was so awesome.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

The Pickles 1st or 2nd? 2nd one is more metal

[@InugamiTheHound]

AfroMetalMizu both intros are metal as fuck. I love both of them.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

DamuEmran You'll get no argument from me man \m/

[@SharpingtonTheGreat]

I have to admit my favorite part of mystery box is Matt's radiating glee as the game loads. I can FEEL the smarm

[@blackdragoncyrus]

It's like Skyrim with cars.

[@eliasbuncher3467]

The Pickles when I read this I thought you said glowing ....which probably would have made Magus better

[@MrShinyCaddylackness]

Matt referencing The IT Crowd makes me so happy.

[@KurstKensei]

My favorite part of Reign of Fire is when Mathew Mcconaughey jumps off the Tower holding a giant axe and was about to chop the dragon,but gets eaten.

[@Helvetica_Scenario]

Things I learned from this video, -"You can be 9 at heart". -Riots break out in the UK over "kickball". -If fired into the sky, heat seeking missiles will blow up the sun.

[@SuperZergMan]

That discussion about how dragons breath fire near the start reminded me of Flight of Dragons. Man, Flight of Dragons was the hypest shit.

[@CosmicChris]

I was honestly already going "oh my god what?" with all the many Woolies.

[@headhunter0025]

The dragon flight animation in this game is still better than Skyrims lol

[@vyxxer]

Wait isn't the final part of that movie "Yo dragons are TOO bad ass, they ate everything and now they are eating eachother because they ahve nothing left to eat."

[@AwesomeNightman]

Tony Gonzales the bald guy jumps into the mouth of the big boss dragon and kills him with a fireax and then all the other dragons just die

[@DrErikNefarious]

AwesomeNightman Nah, he tries to chop it's head off and gets super ate and then the other guy shoots an explosive arrow into the dragon's mouth and blows it up and THEN all the other dragons just die; because they're too stupid to remember they eat ash which is made by burning fucking ANYTHING.

[@conan2096]

AwesomeNightman batman shoots a dragon in the face with an exploding crossbow bolt its fucking sick!

[@SeppukuAddict]

Dr.ErikNefarious And because the only male died super hard, so no more dragon babbys.

[@bangarang3810]

Giantdad Lives yay feminists win

[@P4ntlessNinja]

Okay hear me out, imagine a monster hunter x reign of fire game where you chase down monsters in your 4x4 blasting machine guns and butt rock and harvest their body parts for sweet fucking exhausts and paint jobs.

[@philipcurry313]

Awwwwwww maaaaaaaaan!

[@Pokemen396]

"Eh, just slather the Deviljho Saliva all over the jeep, Jimmy!"

[@ThomasBlithe]

So Brütal Legend without the metal or strategy stuff?

[@darkkirby62]

P4ntless Ninja I would finally have a reason to play Monster Hunter.

[@NotShaikan]

P4ntless Ninja nos would be basically dash juice for your car

[@cytorakdemon]

Awwww, they didn't get to the part where you could play as the dragons.

[@shifty-punch]

Oh thank god, when I first saw that loading screen, I thought it was going to be the Eragon movie game.

[@-polarisinparis9110]

Pat reviews Jurassic World: "Crikey, that's a Pratt of a potato!"

[@patrickmahan4023]

Dragons vs Jets Sounds like the secret ending to Drakengard.

[@djdexcat]

I feel like the true end times will be upon us once Matt discovers some lost forbidden video game adaptation of Face/Off.

[@bobmar1y]

"I thought it was going to let you play as a dragon, that would have been cool" You can play as a dragon in that game.

[@luvz2spluug3]

between ride to hell and the mystery box, the mystery box of course . the mystery bow could be anything, even ride to hell!

[@karry299]

The best part of that movie : "it's not the dragons coming, it's even worse, it's the amyericans"

[@tencoth]

Congratulations Pat on your new Baby N-gage.

[@SkyCE9A]

Pat's logic is so perfect. Fighter jets versus winged animals would be such a lopsided fight.

[@overlordk8030]

That "All the Osborns!" line caught me off guard and made me nearly choke on a soda. Dammit Matt.

[@ZahnShiiro]

I love how Mat was dropping The IT Crowd references.

[@Dino83]

"When I was a kid I thought heat seekers would blow up the sun" My god, he's right... WARN EARTH PRESIDENT!

[@MrGlasses94]

I FELL INTO A BURNING WOOLIE HOLE

[@wampasully7797]

4Reaper45 I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN, AND THE SALT FILLED MY SOUL

[@MrGlasses94]

Wampa Sully AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS THE WOOLIE HOLE the Woolie hole

[@VenaturaLaneve]

Wampa Sully AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS, THAT WOOLIE HOLE THAT WOOLIE HOLE

[@Mlow44]

4Reaper45 Everyone knows the Woolie Hole is too moist to burn.

[@golbezdarkness4612]

THERE NO MONSTER GIRLS IN THE HOLE!!!! :O :'(

[@joeysingingchannel]

I lost it at sanglo ackon and kickball. Good job Matt and Pat. truly the scholars of Western civilization. :)

[@Chacho131]

Pat the Leprechaun confirms he is real!!

[@KingRui_yo]

Matt making it crowd jokes has made my fucking day

[@DH2007able]

The next time anyone asks me how to do anything, I really want to finish the instructions with "You can change the controls in the options menu."

[@despadas]

I'm sure Plague will love these dragons! =D

[@TheZuren]

Oh god I thought I had buried this game deep deep within my psyche, why do you return this NIGHTMARE TO MY MIND.

[@TheShinraCorp]

I actually remember renting this game when it came out, it was a whole lot of fun for me. You even get to play as the dragons later on the game. But now looking at it, I must of been insane to try and control the 4x4 like that...

[@infinitewordcount]

The fact that Matt is the one who shares my opinion on Independence Day is bewildering.

[@jorgamund07]

3:37 They said it explicitly in the movie; the dragons eat ash. That's why they burn stuff, not for fun, but for food. I think at one point they even show it after a dragon burns down a field. I think they also said that some of the dragons were dying out, because they burned so much of England that they were running out of food.

[@MagoDSnowman]

Man, this licensed movie games are like the early acces games of the 2000's

[@Razmakai]

Pat's so addicted to Monster Hunter it's amusing, I share his love for the franchise xD

[@moonturkey]

As an Englishman I can confirm that Pat and Matts football talk is SPOT on.

[@otorinthuzoth8624]

"Sanglo Axon". I almost choked at the N-gage shit, but Sanglo Axon killed me.

[@RedEyesBDC]

Ohhh I remember renting this game, playing it on the PS2. There controls were such garbage when using the APC to firefight the fires that the Dragons lit. Save our tomatoes patch!

[@grandobsidian]

I remember once upon a time when I thought this game was the hypest shit ever and for some reason, I thought absurdly difficult missions were fun and I bothered to spend hours on end to get gold on every mission long before there were achievements to immortalize my embarressment

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Anyone think we should have a poll after terminator week for the next theme week? I'd watch the hell out of harry Potter week. Like imagine Matthew potter and zackwig, woolgrid the half giant scruffy haired groundskeeper, pat weasley....ginger, liamione Granger the -hot- geeky one. The kinect HP is still one of my favorite LPs to this day.

[@ChristianStout]

Actually Matt, early models of heat-seeking missiles did often veer towards the sun. Later models of ballistic surface-to-air or air-to-air missiles often used a radar transceiver instead of an infrared sensor to ignore the sun.

[@thunderphoenix440]

This movie had a really cool poster. Dragons fighting helicopters over London. And nothing else.

[@FreekinEkin2]

Pat talking about Harry Potter: "How will they ever get through 33 and a 1/3 or whatever?!"

[@whammybarwarlock]

That long-ass pause at 13:00 is killing me.

[@Xenochrist]

That England spiel at the end was incredible.

[@hastaman321]

1:50 "Leprechauns, super real". WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[@NotShaikan]

You tell him Pat, there's a huge difference between a normal Rathalos and a silver one, they are basically different species.

[@VaguePresence]

This takes me back to when I didn't understand what a bad game was.

[@Foundthottage]

I actually had this game when I was a kid. These poor, poor men

[@lemeres2478]

The movie actually explains what the dragons eat: ash. Which seems like a useful diet for a fire breathing monster. Not that it is a realistic diet for something that big, but it has internal consistency at least.

[@DrewX86X]

Matt.......Pat , you two are the best !!!!

[@ZanraiKid]

I can't tell which is more unbelievable. How a film about Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, and Gerard Butler fighting dragons in war-torn England isn't more readily memorable, or that Matt the King Big America Dick doesn't like Independence Day.

[@doubleberger5983]

The Dragon-Maverick Cinematic Universe sounds amazing

[@Kleptar1]

The dragon campaign in this game is WAY better than the human campaign, imho.

[@Booginns]

wow I totally knew what this game was from the loading screen, had it as a kid. I remember liking it but I liked lots of bad games.

[@galaxa13]

As soon as I saw this video in my subscription box I thought, "Man, I hope this has the Woolie intro."

[@sirwinsalot]

when he said "nobody will ever guess what this is" i fucking screamed I HAD THIS ON PS2 YO!

[@bodski99]

Matt wins all the points for those IT crowd references! Good job mr mc muscles

[@globox123456789]

Matt talking mad shit about Independence Day. Also, holy shit, an I.T. Crowd reference? Love you guys.

[@CyricZ]

12:11 All right, hands up on this one. Who was hoping for an underwater explosion when his health ran out? :D

[@Tekh09]

"What the fuck is this?" How every Mystery Box should start.

[@VenaturaLaneve]

I remember renting this from my old video store a long time ago. "Tapes And Tans." Shit was weird.

[@liamnickson1038]

21:52 an IT crowd reference, nice haha

[@globox123456789]

Man, Reign of Fire was such a wasted opportunity. The premise was awesome!

[@shattywack]

Pats enthusiasm drives me

[@halospartan117899]

I remember seeing those 2 logos to a videogame before, then it hit me that I had Reign of Fire as a kid, and man it was awful.

[@frozenslushee]

Boy Dark Souls 3 is looking a bit rough.

[@MalisinECila]

0:57 How did I know that was Reign of Fire?! I've only seen that movie once... when it came out.

[@Immortan_Joel]

I fucking love this movie. Pat, to answer your question the dragons ate the ashes of the burnt world for food

[@MasterBDG701]

22:00- till the end: What are they talking about? Where did the banana come from? What is Butter beer? WHY AM I ASKING YOU THESE QUESTIONS?

[@joezombie4]

Holy shit I can't believe I guessed this one, that was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the intro, I can't believe they made this into a game, not many people watched the movie back then, I'm probably one of the few who actually enjoyed it as a kid back in the day

[@ryujijitei]

It's true, fighter jets can kill even the most powerful red dragons.

[@JeedyJay]

Mutagene Kun Feuerschwinge versus the Luftwaffe was only going to end one way.

[@AizenSoze]

Holy shit I played this back in the day and it was SICK. Apart from the crop protecting missions. Fuck that noise

[@zachk3702]

SHENMUE FULL LP LET'S GO

[@radosity1]

I feel a deep sense of longing, and loss, not hearing "I miss you so" following "where'd you go" at 18:05 Am... am I broken?

[@michaellacy5923]

These dragons literally feed on ash. It's weird.

[@TapirMask]

How is it that Matt and Pat's footie talk is so accurate?

[@zelinskas13]

Actually, Pat, it is a plot point in the movie that the dragons are starving and turning cannibal for lack of food.

[@kalebcole7207]

It's so sad that I knew what it was literally the second the loading screen showed up 😔

[@nopeekingjon]

i remember playing this game, and kinda loving it no lie

[@Lurdiak]

They didn't even play long enough to learn that you can play as a dragon.

[@vinirangel3000]

James Small library sure has some great games.

[@DrDarkheart]

This is ripped straight out of Plagues fantasies

[@Tronathon242]

Ha ha! I played this a lot when it came out.

[@RevanX77]

This game is legitimately great.

[@JRSanchez93]

It's the prequel to Lair we never knew about.

[@Dedlok]

The hypest ending on KZbin.