Superman Gets Fired

[@KvapuJanjalia]

Kryptonite, the most abundant mineral in the unverse. Even kids are carrying Kryptonite pebbles in their pockets.

[@Sky2023-uf3ip]

So basically everyone in the universe has cancer

[@uselesshero.official]

One kid's trash another kid's tool I guess.😂

[@smsff7]

I found 3 pieces of the stuff just lying around when I went to get lunch.

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

I don't think I can handle this Another cloudy day in Metropolis I think I'll talk to my analyst Got something bad for this little journalist Lois Lane, please put me in your planner Oh, Lois Lane, you don't need no Super Man Come on downtown and stay with me tonight I... I got a pocket full of...

[@DeliciaDamaria]

Those kids are getting cancer just like Lex did

[@EMICIME]

“It’s a very rare stone bruce”

[@phantomlantern9169]

"Rare my ass, everyone has one Clark. A purse snatcher i caught the other day had three"

[@kevinbergonia5806]

The red one, the black one…the pink one!

[@rlacksgh9673]

​@@kevinbergonia5806 we do not talk about the pink one

[@Roloxx28]

@@rlacksgh9673”He’s gotcha there Clark”

[@khushidudy6293]

@@Roloxx28 like you are any better . One of your greatest enemies freezes the ground and you go flying . You are a seasonal superhero .

[@darkglass3011]

Wait, if Bizarro says he loves Kryptonite, doesn't that mean he hates it because it hurts him? But since he's Bizarro, doesn't Kryptonite make him stronger and give him a more pleasant experience instead? If so, he should say that he hates Kryptonite since he should love it.

[@warllockmasterasd9142]

He got a script where he was told to say he hates it, thus it became love.

[@Bakuganluver23]

don't think about it too much. Bizarro-Logic is weird.

[@ManFromThePits]

Except in this universe, Bizarro wasn't Superman's opposite - he was an imperfect clone. So he would basically be a second superman, but slightly weaker and a fair deal less intelligent.

[@Travelerfrom2024]

Blue kryptonite affects him

[@DeliciaDamaria]

@@ManFromThePits is the imperfection that makes him the opposite, he also have cold vision and fire breath

[@Vilgax00]

Actuall prequall to İnjustice.

[@masterstorm2582]

2:21It was probably for the best marketing wise to replace Superman with Bizzaro. Seeing as kryptonite makes Bizzaro stronger

[@SuperiorEgg180]

why does he say he hates it?

[@masterstorm2582]

@@SuperiorEgg180 Because working for Lex is like working for an eviler Jeff Bezos

[@SuperiorEgg180]

@@masterstorm2582 I don't think it's possible to be more evil than him

[@masterstorm2582]

@@SuperiorEgg180 You're right. Then I guess Lex just gave him a script to follow so it wouldn't sound like Bizzaro is badmouthing kryptonite to the average person

[@TheBigE9999]

Dude, Lex, Krypto-knight was right there

[@KirbyLinkACW]

"The Kryptonite thing doesn't happen *THAT* often!" It does when the writers don't understand the complexities of the character and need him to struggle in a fight for suspense and drama.

[@DeliciaDamaria]

Also there's better ways to make him struggle, Red Sunlight is way superior to kryptonite in this aspect because it takes away his powers without making him sick, so while he is now a regular guy he isn't dying from radiation poisoning so can still be badass without powers. Two good examples of this are 1 from the JL episode where Clark is send to the future by Toyman and have to survive in a post apocalyptic world and 2 in the relatively recent War Wold storyline where is captutes by Mongul and becames a Gladiator.

[@MyShiroyuki]

@@DeliciaDamaria I’d also have Superman fight more magic based supervillains.

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

There's also electricity. Seems to be just as effective as Kryptonite.

[@archmagemc3561]

This is why the JL needs their members more brought into line with each other strength wise. City of Heroes did that with their Justice league parody while still having their superman, IE slatesman, the strongest by making the base power level of every hero about even.

[@Doffy_Zoro_Reviews]

“I’m sitting right here” Says the guy that gets his shit rocked in almost every episode he’s in

[@zqninja3334]

Yeah for no reason, atleast Superman has Kryptonite, MMH has the writers silently nerfing him worse than Wonder Woman

[@profskitty]

​@@zqninja3334 Silently? The writers were louder than the opening

[@brackonstudios]

Remember when Batman took out Sinestro in a subway tunnel with a lazily thrown Batarang? Pepper Ridge Farm remembers.

[@Oll1000]

It's not his fault that almost everyone carries a lighter.

[@ShakyBakey]

@@zqninja3334 I swear it's just because no one was interested in him enough to even know his powers on the writing team other than becomes non-corporeal.

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

The real reason why Superman became a dictator

[@gabrielclark1425]

"Okay, we need Superman back. Where is he?" "...North Korea." "Oh, so he's saving them?" "...no, he's just sitting down while they bow to him."

[@Chokdenwukong4351]

@@gabrielclark1425why is this giving me injustice vibe -👴🏻

[@jordancambridge4106]

Superman's weaknesses: 1: Kryptonite. 2: Lead. 3: Magic. 4: Electricity. 5: High Frequency sound basically a dog whistle. 6: Low Frequency Sound. 7: Fire. 8: Cold. 9: Women. 10: Children. 11: Commitment. 12: Guns that fire stuff that can go threw steel. 13: Lasers. 14: Super Glue. 15: Getting wet. There are many many many more the list goes on.

[@lunatic-k5209]

16. A British butler

[@mattdavis9601]

He's almost as worthless as Aquaman.

[@user-dr2uy5or9t]

Pink kryptonite

[@yungjc2]

Weakness, his one weakness...

[@Austin-v7d]

We don't talk about that​@@user-dr2uy5or9t

[@Raleyg]

Okay but that last picture of Superman goes hard

[@DeliciaDamaria]

That entire episode goes hard and shows that Superman can be a badass even without powers

[@dramallama180]

0:19 He said the line! Also, Flash likes soda.

[@jayseasonevanoff]

1:09 or my dying parents, who were murdered right in front of me when I was a child.

[@marcodigiulio7275]

1:58: 😅, there are two universal constants in Lex's life: Obtaining and sponsoring Kryptonite in an insane way and making everything Superman suffer.

[@KisukexMomohime]

Damn "Will save earth for food" is crazy 😂

[@M.C.13-q4i]

“Oh, Lex! Thank you for sponsoring the Justice League!!”

[@edwardtdm123]

When Martian Manhunter said, "I didn't realize we were racists now," it made me laugh. 😂

[@DeliciaDamaria]

Also is way more funny when you remenber that his backstory in the comics is that martian society was destroyed during a Civil War between green martians and white martians because the whites though themselves superior to the greens.

[@spacewizard1860]

Superman: what about the 16 dollars, you still owe me? Batman: f**k off.

[@zacglover3345]

I swear batman and lex Luthor have enough kryptonite to rebuild krypton five times over

[@Sundeath41]

0:09 speak to everyone when you use your powers, john

[@colin8696908]

Maybe we could give him a green kryptonite ring that allows you to make green crip tonight constructs using your mind. We could call it a Green lantern.

[@etherealdragon207]

Suprrman: Kryptonite my one weakness. Batman: You forgot about red suns, magic, robots, electricity, and being poor.

[@Xenohaste]

surprised superman doesn't go get some uranium and go wow i guess you're weak to rocks too.

[@ShakyBakey]

superman launches a pebble at mach 11 at batman, creating a basketball size hole in his chest. "Wow I guess you're weak to rocks too bruce"

[@MrGksarathy]

I mean, Lex is also weak to kryptonite, he just doesn't know it yet.

[@talkingben3332]

The sad part is Kryptonite Man is something Lex would actually do just to humiliate Superman

[@davidparr4636]

So in Bizarro that actually means he is the worst Kryptonite Man and that Kryptonite is killing him.

[@C.A.M584]

This can only end in disaster Batmans cancer from all the kryptonite must have finally made him lose his sanity or it's a villain posing as Batman like Clayface or any of the other shape shifting villains if the league agreed to this.

[@StorytellingSpot]

why you need shapeshifting, when you can just wear dress and mask of Batman

[@massgunner4152]

They literally explain that this justice has been losing shares each time Superman gets kriptonited and that Lex owns them now.

[@_Tzer]

he keeps his share of kryptonite in a lead bat belt

[@bobdravs6902]

So Lex's plan is to pull a Mr. Beast on Superman?

[@koatam]

No human has ever been defeated by a glowing green rock...

[@Smile-ml4no]

lex got cancer from it since he carries it around all day long. humans can actually die from it if exposed to it for long enough

[@masternoob9673]

Eventually they do. Lex got cancer from it

[@koatam]

@@masternoob9673 That was the point I was making. People do get killed by glowing rocks.

[@beckywilson1550]

Lex has a hole 40 floor hotel full of the green rock

[@mattdavis9601]

Yep, the Metropolis Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

[@BenetteG]

And 40 cakes he stole😂

[@DaughterOfDrakes]

So wait, Bruce trying to fire Superman before lex showed up was actually him attempting to save superman what whatever fate Lex had planned for his arch-nemesis? That's... surprisingly wholesome!

[@PJDAltamirus0425]

God, the amount of kryptonite on that show makes me think Batman straight funded an expedition with a bloody bat vacuum cleaner probe and sucked every bit of Superman’s home planet. Like there is nothing left there. Then started selling to everyone

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

I mean, there's the green one, the red one, the yellow one...the PINK one. =)

[@itsnessieuwu]

Smart move by Batman. Bringing in Lex to make Superman quit so he forfeits severance.

[@MaestroGrey]

Green kryptonite makes Bizarro stronger so, yeah, he really is the best Kryptonite Man.

[@jlev1028]

It's not all bad, Superman. You could work as a living solar battery and power people's houses.

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

This was an xkcd comic

[@SpykeMH]

I was kinda hoping this skit would go the direction of Superman being exposed to so much kryptonite he gains immunity to it.

[@Jonathan_Collins]

“Need more green diversity” okay then where the hell is green lantern.

[@Vilgax00]

0:57

[@ulo662]

Which one?, there's so many!

[@jovayutube]

"Marr y a slab of kryptonite" - Lex. That's it! 😅I'm dead! 😅🤣🤣!

[@tbeast151]

Kryptonite makes superman tired kryptonite gives regular humans cancer

[@GeorgeDCowley]

To be fair, we can't sure it'll never do that to him.

[@Atou_Mahogany]

All that Kryptonite marketing, and not a single mention of Krypto Currency?

[@kevingreenley1765]

And soon enough, he'll just become immune to Kryponite.

[@fxman9071]

Wait a minute bizzaro, isnt it "me (hate) kyptonite" 😳😵‍💫

[@miroslavradev9006]

They keep making fun of Superman for his kryptonite weakness, but no one cares that a slab of uranium might be just as effective against everyone else.

[@Chrisezo]

That is an excellent point, even Humans like Lex Luthor are susceptible to Kryptonite, its how he got cancer due to being exposed to Kryptonite for so long. Its only paranoid people like Batman that can use Kryptonite safely, because even the government and Cadmus have tried doing a bunch of things with Kryptonite and it ended up backfiring on them.

[@Aussieguy-4077]

0:19 Flash : we have shares ?! Batman : shut up Flash and drink your soda Flash : I like soda

[@Bruno_Felipe]

Kriptonite the only superman weakness, besides magic or the light of a red sun.

[@raresuwako6796]

Inaccurate video, you only mentioned only one of Supermans weaknesses, poor Lex missed out on so many more marketable merchandise ideas!

[@Pyxis10]

A robotic maid powered by magical red suns that follows your every move!

[@Iamafafr]

Pink Kryptonite...

[@miraveta]

Motha fuckin magic

[@DeliciaDamaria]

@@Iamafafr that's still kryptonite, all the different types of kryptonite fall into the same category regardless of color, his other weakness are magic and red sunlight

[@tmaziriri]

I really need a T-Shirt written "Shut up Flash". Where can we get merch honestly??

[@dripguy5177]

Batman is lashing out on everyone

[@grimshock6983]

“My one weakness” What about Magic?

[@anonimanonim2710]

Imagine if Superman fell in Germany instead of America and became: Übermensch!🤣🤣🤣

[@Sekulture]

There is a darker and just a funny undertone to this; we know kryptonite gives you cancer, and he wants children to be playing with kryptonite.

[@bozoforce]

Kryptonite is very rare... Tell that to Smallville.

[@lorenzogeere1956]

The crash site of the meteors that brought all the Earth's kryptonite supply? Of course it isn't rare there, but everywhere else it is

[@yvc9]

That went into overdrive quick

[@watchoutimanidiot4751]

"i like soda" - flash ,shares going through the roof

[@thuthinhi]

Batman is here , we gonna use money to save the day .

[@Ash-Winchester]

Huh, look at that. We tried using money and it just made things worse. It's almost as if money is the root of all evil.

[@JonationXD]

0:32 “you struggle all the time!”

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

There's so much kryptonite on Earth that a new Krypton might just form.

[@yaelz6043]

Why does the Martian need conspiracy theory videos? He can read minds and just check.

[@massgunner4152]

That's just what the algorithm is recommending, he probably was looking for green lizards.

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Alien conspiracy videos are like "hot single chicks in your area" ads for him

[@edgesmith7112]

The Kryptonite man is already taken by someone else so how about Citizen Kryptonite, Captain Kryptonite, or Mr Kryptonite

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

You know how many Yellow Stars are out there? Superman doesn't HAVE to be EARTH'S superhero...

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

Sure, but he's a human at the end of the day, moreso than most people who can claim so genetically

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@OatmealTheCrazy Right, but humans can move on, and the values of truth, justice, and the american way can be beneficial to MANY races out there among the stars. I'm just saying, if he's shunned from earth entirely, he can always move.

[@david7522]

"so we're racist now?" "Lets talk about white martians jon." "I withdraw my comment."

[@eddydaniels9842]

This is glorious

[@Charliethegood]

“Drink ur soda flash oooh I love soda”😂

[@MocchiDraws]

Man, martian manhunter seems chill asf

[@kitcatcandy4563]

“Need more green diversity” okay then where the hell is green lantern

[@GaudyMarko]

he's too busy carrying the show's black diversity quota

[@whoIsV]

Got fired after getting all 20 fingers amputated.

[@hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004]

And green arrow

[@thecontinuousone3183]

He created a conduit(kryptonite man) by buying his foes stock genius

[@zac8686]

Aww man, you left out Kryptonite toothpaste reviews and kryptonite booty shorts

[@TNuuv]

honestly, if you told me lex actually said any of this, i'd believe you

[@0MissGreen0]

- I'm sitting right here dude

[@masternoob9673]

0:10 On God, in comics Superman himself has said that of all the beings in the universe even He wouldn’t wanna fight, is Martian Manhunter

[@----S.]

Common, BATwater was right there

[@rabimunif2078]

"Will save earth for food." Imagine that being on a cardboard.

[@markten2430]

Superman forced to live with kryptonite would have him develop an endurance to it (probably), so good plan

[@forastero54321]

I actually felt bad dir sups at the end. But also loled.

[@MavvyMaloneTV]

“PATHETIC BREATHING SOUNDS” 😂😂😂

[@BenetteG]

1:55 thats kinda horrific when you think about it😮

[@shiningstar737]

0:28 I would more say teal in the following shot. But it changes so much you might as well say oxidized copper

[@applepinecone]

Say sorry to Martian Manhunter now! Give him his Cookies!

[@delta2015]

*Deadpool:* Hello Supes, I'm here to make you a proposal just like I made it to Henry Cavill: Join Marvel.

[@entityproductions830]

Superman? Nah, we got *Super broke*

[@TakiStyle.]

We needed more of Clark and Bruce scenes in the show

[@thomaspaine7098]

Batman’s weakness is a green rock if you hit him hard enough with it

[@abigailalexis735]

Brainiac is immune to kryptonite

[@SlothfulLord]

Bizzaro translation: I AM IN AGONY! PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS S%%T!

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

*Lex bought shares every time we dipped*

[@mr.l8723]

Well I mean Superman always got his ass kicked ALOT in the show

[@MrDapperGent]

Fascinating

[@heavyhgmagagent7914]

Lex want to share his pain to everyone

[@lucasgabriel4155]

Martian Manhunter you should be happy that batman let's you live in the watchtower as you don't do absolutely nothing

[@pomax1464]

Wait Lex is actually cooking, minus the bath water this could have been a fucking plotline

[@megaman1N]

PLAN B LMAO

[@boodahlegend5619]

Kryptonite man😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Superman doesn't lose.

[@bugs-ie2mu]

well in a later episode of DC they find out that kryptonite effects humans and that lex contracted stage cancer cuz of it

[@Chrisezo]

To be fair, its a bunch of bad writers that made Superman into a joke, because even without his powers, Superman is still clever and gets the job done, and I like episodes like Under a Red Sun for Justice League Action, where he managed to beat Steppenwolf even without his powers, because he used his experiences as a farmer and an actual boy scout to survive in the planet he was sent to, and even this KZbin short showed the bearded Superman from the Justice League episode Hereafter, where the man survived in a dystopian future where there was no yellow sun, and all of humanity had been wiped out, yet not only did he survive but he also managed to find Vandal Savage and then return to the past to prevent that dystopian future. I understand that this video was made not to be taken seriously, but I think its just gotten pretty old to crap on Superman, because anyone that has experienced true Superman content, even if they had been haters in the past they change into fans, because of who Superman is and what he represents.

[@jetmad2551]

Superman Am friend!!

[@nastasyaklusovskaya5641]

haha, cool, it’s like sticking an allergen right under the nose of a person with severe allergies. You know, for example, when one classmate at school, and then all your classmates find out that you are allergic to, say, peaches... Like sprinkling salt on a garden slug, it writhes coolly)))

[@JayTowers901]

Sounds like homelander

[@AhsanSharkofficial]

wait... i thought he doesn't eat... unless it's for extra energy

[@GHOST-zy3ji]

In the comics isn’t that what Osborn did to take over shield ?