Sustainability! This Couple Cooks All The Meat That Comes Flying Out Of The Portal In Its Backyard

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@silvercheetah92
@silvercheetah92 7 жыл бұрын
So that's where the exit to my portal leads
@Blake-lg1nb
@Blake-lg1nb 6 жыл бұрын
what's with the meat, bud?
@notjin2109
@notjin2109 6 жыл бұрын
Blake T-D he kills them..
@basil9000
@basil9000 6 жыл бұрын
Blake T-D It's from his orphan meat grinder. He's trying to build a meat dragon from it
@deathbyseatoast8854
@deathbyseatoast8854 6 жыл бұрын
*K K A A A R R R R L L L L L L*
@kraftmaster0313
@kraftmaster0313 6 жыл бұрын
Basil 9000 CARLLLLLLLL
@snail9041
@snail9041 7 жыл бұрын
portals now available at whole foods
@Blockistium
@Blockistium 6 жыл бұрын
amazon meat
@SourGummiWyrm69
@SourGummiWyrm69 6 жыл бұрын
is this meat portal locally sourced?
@citizeninsane8518
@citizeninsane8518 4 жыл бұрын
But of course they made them so expensive 🙄
@chandler2581
@chandler2581 7 жыл бұрын
I applaud this couple. My ears always start bleeding before it all stops ringing, so I can never get past that stage.
@johnsherfey3675
@johnsherfey3675 6 жыл бұрын
Chandler Farmer you have to wear ear muffs some times, the same ones they use for shooting guns. It's in the manual if you read it.
@simonpodliska1072
@simonpodliska1072 6 жыл бұрын
Some people can be very sensitive to hearing around the meat, especially when it’s fresh. That’s why I bought some ear muffs for my kids whenever we cook together (nothing fancy, I got mine for $5)
@azrael6280
@azrael6280 6 жыл бұрын
why the meat is ringing?
@picture_of_a_swan
@picture_of_a_swan 6 жыл бұрын
Wolveast Because it's portal meat
@azrael6280
@azrael6280 6 жыл бұрын
Picture_of_a_Swan i don't get it
@jhhwild
@jhhwild 7 жыл бұрын
The title implies that the backyard belongs to the portal, not the couple. They are stealing meat from it's backyard. Those people are thieves!
@tissuepaper9962
@tissuepaper9962 6 жыл бұрын
Technically, "family" is a singular noun, and so takes the pronoun "it". Most of the time though, it sounds better and makes more sense to use "their" when talking about singular nouns which refer to a collection of people, such as "family", "organization", "government", "museum", "cult", etc., but this is technically incorrect.
@mayabarrage3570
@mayabarrage3570 6 жыл бұрын
Well yeah do you really think HUMANS would own a portal, tsk honestly
@lordofthecats6397
@lordofthecats6397 6 жыл бұрын
The portal is family
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 5 жыл бұрын
No they're colonisers
@SateLight
@SateLight 5 жыл бұрын
No, the portal is a paid actor
@unmeatable804
@unmeatable804 7 жыл бұрын
I have a perfectly good portal in my backyard, but my mom is vegan and refuses to let us eat from it. What a waste.
@bongibot1104
@bongibot1104 6 жыл бұрын
tell her it's not from animals, but rather from inter dimensional slaves who sacrifice themselves to the material plane for freedom. Even she should realize that letting their sacrifice go in vain is simply appauling.
@marcelinewarceline
@marcelinewarceline 6 жыл бұрын
If you don’t want it, I’ll take it
@Deep_phobias
@Deep_phobias 5 жыл бұрын
@@amiami6413 mother meat has bones. A trick I learned is to toss her into the portal, and wait for her to come back as a ball of meat
@Emess_902
@Emess_902 5 жыл бұрын
You should eat her instead and then eat the meat from portal, who needs a mom these days now?
@adamarens3520
@adamarens3520 5 жыл бұрын
Your Mom’s a bitch.
@motionsuggests
@motionsuggests Жыл бұрын
the unacknowledged dude walking out the portal during the fade out turns this already stellar video into a masterpiece
@sator_project
@sator_project 6 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Babish settling down.
@rayepenber8945
@rayepenber8945 6 жыл бұрын
Sator This is the most goddamn underrated comment i've seen all day
@stefan1024
@stefan1024 5 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing! He should make some portal meat recipes on his channel.
@vzm4663
@vzm4663 5 жыл бұрын
This is really good 😂👍
@shiftyjim4138
@shiftyjim4138 5 жыл бұрын
RespectableAfricanMale Who’s babish?
@lthorseheadmcgee3860
@lthorseheadmcgee3860 5 жыл бұрын
@@shiftyjim4138 Look up Binging with Babish. He's a KZbinr who cooks food from fiction. He's also bald and has a beard; closely resembling the man in this video.
@Maaad-maaan
@Maaad-maaan 6 жыл бұрын
"Makes us dream in black and white"
@hikari_no_yume
@hikari_no_yume 5 жыл бұрын
You can get that by watching lots of old movies
@NotJuanDanny
@NotJuanDanny 5 жыл бұрын
I honeslty thought that line was figurative.
@TheLunatrick
@TheLunatrick 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao u read that right when they said that
@TheBrownBoy100
@TheBrownBoy100 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
@danielmcsween884
@danielmcsween884 5 жыл бұрын
I once loved a girl that dreamt in black and white
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 7 жыл бұрын
I have one of these in my backyard, but instead of raw meat it spews bald, middle aged men covered in spicy mustard. I mean, I know that this technically qualifies as "raw meat" but I feel a little mislead. I tried contacting the number listed in the owner's manual and the customer support didn't even speak English. I would not recommend this product.
@Reignor99
@Reignor99 7 жыл бұрын
First I come for the video, then I scroll down for the That'sWhatSheSaid comment, then i continue on to all the other inferior comments.
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 7 жыл бұрын
Enclave Officer Yes, but only if I lick it directly off the bald mens' bodies. I'm not complaining about this part, but it's good to know.
@pickletickle8300
@pickletickle8300 6 жыл бұрын
It is a foreign product after all. Plus, they haven't expanded enough to be able to hire international support. Maybe you got someone else's custom tailored portal by mistake?
@Relco12
@Relco12 6 жыл бұрын
learn another language then peasant
@santiagomarin1882
@santiagomarin1882 6 жыл бұрын
You should learn the Hell's Speech to communicate with them
@Thx1138sober
@Thx1138sober 6 жыл бұрын
NO, NO, NO! You always want to get your meat straight onto the grill while it's still ringing!
@happymolecule8894
@happymolecule8894 4 жыл бұрын
They're liberals. What do you expect from them
@gideonkloosterman
@gideonkloosterman 3 жыл бұрын
@@happymolecule8894 Stupid libtards waiting for their meat to stop ringing 🙄
@PlantChriss
@PlantChriss 7 жыл бұрын
i guess this makes up for my backyard portal. mine only spews out chunks of styrofoam. talk about being environmentally unfriendly!
@MeCooper
@MeCooper 7 жыл бұрын
The upside about styrofoam is that as it burns it flies up into space and creates more stars. Unfortunately as we all know this also increases global warming. Nature can be so cruel.
@sharedaccount8247
@sharedaccount8247 6 жыл бұрын
Not Chris, I would use the styrofoam to make cups and pour lean.
@Gehargen2
@Gehargen2 6 жыл бұрын
There's actually a species of mealworm that eats styrofoam. You can try that! Best of luck to you! I know how tough it can get. My neighbor has a portal that just spits out wood shavings and sawdust.
@sharedaccount8247
@sharedaccount8247 6 жыл бұрын
Gehargen2, termites would like that!
@swiftfox3461
@swiftfox3461 6 жыл бұрын
Enclave Officer The black sludge might be accidental cross-contamination from the Void Dimensions. Appease it with tea and it will only grow stronger. The next time you get black sludge, put on disposable gloves, collect it in a plastic bucket (NOT METAL, the acid will eat through it) and chuck it back into the portal. It will get routed back to its intended destination and you will no longer have to face the wrath of the █████ Dominium
@TheGadgetPanda
@TheGadgetPanda 7 жыл бұрын
I'll bet there aren't any tofu portals, are there? Yet another way the system is stacked against us vegetarians.
@niwatorimeat
@niwatorimeat 7 жыл бұрын
It is much more complicated to spawn tofu in the Pits.
@MarcusofMenace
@MarcusofMenace 6 жыл бұрын
Portals know what most people want
@earthclad6833
@earthclad6833 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck tofu
@garrettbrammer3208
@garrettbrammer3208 6 жыл бұрын
TheGadgetPanda sorry bud warriors here no rabbits
@raisedheart
@raisedheart 6 жыл бұрын
Most people destroy tofu and veggie portals. Meat portals are more profitable
@brainz7980
@brainz7980 5 жыл бұрын
Hey that looks like the portal where I throw my chopped up human remains
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
Well, meat is meat. BTW if the portal ever shrinks too much, I can have one of my creations take to meat to my house. Then we can all eat quite nicely.
@brainz7980
@brainz7980 4 жыл бұрын
@@_Pike wasn’t a joke
@Joe1887
@Joe1887 Жыл бұрын
That's fine, but why don't you open portals in starving countries?
@brainz7980
@brainz7980 Жыл бұрын
@@Joe1887 you assume can determine where the portal outlet is placed
@brainz7980
@brainz7980 Жыл бұрын
@@_Pike mald more loser
@dirtydard4870
@dirtydard4870 7 жыл бұрын
I have a similar portal, but mine drops half eaten pine cones and chatters when I step too close. Makes for a great ecosustainable green-fuel to use in my bonfire heating system.
@Filip-pz7wu
@Filip-pz7wu 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, I wish I had a local portal, but no. Stupid neighbor chucked cheese into it and it closed.
@sharedaccount8247
@sharedaccount8247 6 жыл бұрын
Ass Ketchup, maybe the portal needed some cheese for its pizza and thanked you!
@Mayusunshine
@Mayusunshine 5 жыл бұрын
Cheese touch
@mittenstherealest
@mittenstherealest 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like they were Jews on the other side of the portal...
@wishiwasabear
@wishiwasabear 7 жыл бұрын
This is the portal to the cow level guys, if you are looking to acquire one just combine Wirt's Leg and a Tome of Town Portal in your Horadric Cube. You are welcome.
@HolbrookStark
@HolbrookStark 6 жыл бұрын
Kuma I wonder how many thumbs up get the reference vs how many just see more macabre humor like the video
@TM-qk2yy
@TM-qk2yy 6 жыл бұрын
Kuma hahahahaha I get it lmao I fucking miss that game
@EvonixTheGreatest
@EvonixTheGreatest 6 жыл бұрын
Holbrook Stark I don't get it. doom? Also I did thumb up for the macabre humor
@HolbrookStark
@HolbrookStark 6 жыл бұрын
Evonix only if doom is what you call Diablo II
@Alzorath
@Alzorath 6 жыл бұрын
Warcraft 3's reference is a diablo reference ;) - and no need to miss diablo/diablo 2 - they aren't too hard to get running even on windows 10 :)
@boazthomassie4919
@boazthomassie4919 7 жыл бұрын
"so much blood"
@ethanlivemere1162
@ethanlivemere1162 5 жыл бұрын
These people are lucky. My backyard portal spews out cans of alcohol-free beer. Also it won't stop ringing no matter how long we wait.
@Lolm3ist3r
@Lolm3ist3r 3 жыл бұрын
This video is absolutely eye opening. I can't believe us Americans let our meat portals go to waste like this! Never once had I even suspected that my meat portal could be a long term, sustainable, and carbon friendly way of getting groceries for my whole family! I just love the feeling of eating nothing but portal meet! The ringing sounds more beautiful to me every day!
@fizzylazer
@fizzylazer 6 жыл бұрын
taking sustainability to a whole new dimension!
@hkkobayashi7657
@hkkobayashi7657 6 жыл бұрын
Why don't you guys use a clean tarp to catch the meat in? That's what I do. It keeps all the grass and dirt off of it. it really is useful!
@cholulahotsauce6166
@cholulahotsauce6166 5 жыл бұрын
#lifehack
@bloodstoneore4630
@bloodstoneore4630 5 жыл бұрын
between picking it up off the dirt and putting fucking eggs on their meat, I think they want salmonella
@gregavrhovnik4572
@gregavrhovnik4572 5 жыл бұрын
@@bloodstoneore4630 If you heat eggs it kills salmonella and pretty much everything... So what are you on about?
@khorps4756
@khorps4756 5 жыл бұрын
bloodstone ore you implying that they eat the meat raw and thus the egg isn't cooked either?
@bloodstoneore4630
@bloodstoneore4630 5 жыл бұрын
@@khorps4756 fair enough, but there has to be a point
@Beegrene
@Beegrene 7 жыл бұрын
Why did Sephiroth come out of the portal at the end?
@OjaZack
@OjaZack 6 жыл бұрын
I wish i knew
@bunsenther-unit3543
@bunsenther-unit3543 5 жыл бұрын
Chunks of meat? More like "Hunks" am I right.
@urbancohort4142
@urbancohort4142 5 жыл бұрын
eeemos eemosay
@potaterjim
@potaterjim 5 жыл бұрын
I think that might have been a morlok This is a year late, but you can thank youtube recommendations
@AustinPrice184
@AustinPrice184 3 жыл бұрын
@@potaterjim This is a year later from you, but I thought morlocks were ape like goblin creatures.
@andywhatever8533
@andywhatever8533 5 жыл бұрын
My portal just constantly screams as if aways in agonising pain. It’s extremely soothing
@grahseelowber72
@grahseelowber72 5 жыл бұрын
Andy Whatever Mine just constantly whispers my worst fears and doubts, how can I upgrade it to do that?
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
@@grahseelowber72 Hate to break it to you but those kinds of meat portals only give demon and occasionally bad cuts of human meat. Those ones are where demons throw away the uneaten remains of their dead and their trash. Which is coincidentally full of meat if it comes from the more flesh-based rather than volcanic parts of hell.
@grahseelowber72
@grahseelowber72 5 жыл бұрын
Leche de caballo Maybe I got the wrong model?
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
@@grahseelowber72 These kinds of portals spawn randomly. I'd be pretty worried if you bought it since people who sell portals are usually trying to get rid of them as fast as possible.
@grahseelowber72
@grahseelowber72 5 жыл бұрын
Leche de caballo I’ve bought and sold fifty and only half of my family had Shia LaBeouf eat them alive? You seem to be an idiot without experience with more than one portal. I bet it only shoots out one corpse of the fallen and a few pounds of mystery meat a day. Pitiful.
@lucystarlight8887
@lucystarlight8887 3 жыл бұрын
Now I'm just imagining some ClickHole intern standing out in a backyard and throwing meat
@StronkyHose
@StronkyHose 7 жыл бұрын
Ugh, I've always wanted to try portal meat but whenever I've tried giving it a go I get held up carving the bones. It's just too time-consuming. Besides, one time I saw my face smiling at me through the portal beckoning me to return home, and that raised immediate red flags as after the blood pact my home is and always will be the Vatican and not the portal, so I just don't know if I can ethically subscribe to it. Power to these people though, I envy them and their sharp teeth!
@Thrifty032781
@Thrifty032781 7 жыл бұрын
Your portal meat has bones? You got a defective portal.
@Cup_70
@Cup_70 7 жыл бұрын
Return your portal dude. If you've had it for less than a year you can get a new one with boneless meat.
@pickletickle8300
@pickletickle8300 6 жыл бұрын
was our portal orange? the orange portals are the bone in portals. As they said, they're blue portal had boneless meat. I guess they all vary because they dream in black and white but i dream in red. Also they wait for the ringing whereas my portal meat only weeps continuously. It doesn't really thaw out. I've found it rare for those from The Pact of the Portal to transfer to the Vatican, interesting choice. Congratulations on finding your self. Unfortunately, if we were right, TPP will never forgive you for your betrayal and you will ultimately suffer the worst of the postmortem punishments that the portal has to offer: deboning the already minced meats.
@CaptainEdMercer
@CaptainEdMercer 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah um I'll take one boneless portal, please.
@summero1554
@summero1554 5 жыл бұрын
So glad this family switched to eating portal meat! I switched three years ago and it feels great to know exactly where your food is coming from! And it’s so much better for the environment!
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
#Nightmaredimensiondiet
@alicedawnphelan293
@alicedawnphelan293 2 жыл бұрын
Lucky couple. The one in my laundry room is constantly spewing out bones, and I’m building a magnificent ossuary-necropolis with tophets. I can’t identify most of them, but a few have been that of elk, giraffes, Bramatherium, Sivatherium, Samotherium, mastodons, polar bears, moose, wildebeest, buffalo, bison, ground sloths (both Megatherium and Megalonyx), and of course ostriches. The centipedes in the basement like to gnaw upon these leavings. Some of them tinkle like glass when they shatter within the centipedes’ gnashing mandibles.
@albireotheredguard1599
@albireotheredguard1599 6 жыл бұрын
So that's where all the meat from Llamas with Hats went!
@NormalLunk
@NormalLunk 4 жыл бұрын
Oh crap, you're right.
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 3 жыл бұрын
I guess people eat orphans in the future.
@JimGiant
@JimGiant 7 жыл бұрын
Boneless meat portal? Lucky! Mine just spews out bones and my backyard is always full of dogs.
@LovelySoftSnow
@LovelySoftSnow 7 жыл бұрын
That sounds like the opposite of a problem
@D.C.T.23
@D.C.T.23 7 жыл бұрын
Truly inspirational! Me and my boyfriend must start doing this!
@JaredThe
@JaredThe 5 жыл бұрын
Clearly this is the portal to the meat dimension hidden in every beef bowl.
@WhoIsTechFour
@WhoIsTechFour 5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know you were supposed to wait for the meat to stop ringing. I put it in the oven still ringing and now I can see peoples emotions
@dragontamer7341
@dragontamer7341 5 жыл бұрын
The orange ones in my backyard, sometimes an animal will walk through it and won’t come back
@thee_antagonist_
@thee_antagonist_ 4 жыл бұрын
I almost jumped when the guy just walked out of the portal lol 😂😂😂
@reenry4510
@reenry4510 5 жыл бұрын
Portals are becoming a lot more frequent. Sadly the government might be taxing then soon.
@Unmutant
@Unmutant 5 жыл бұрын
why is no one talking about the person that walked out of the portal at the end
@mateoramirez9003
@mateoramirez9003 3 жыл бұрын
What person?
@toxin1662
@toxin1662 3 жыл бұрын
Meat is *Meat*
@amber-ik5ls
@amber-ik5ls 5 жыл бұрын
kid : mommy, what happens after I die? mom : well son.....
@rils
@rils 5 жыл бұрын
You ring
@Kristhor
@Kristhor 5 жыл бұрын
Remember to wash your portal meat! Unwashed portal meat can cause nightmares and speaking randomly in an unknown language
@adam1386
@adam1386 7 жыл бұрын
The say these people are saving the world with the portal in their back yard is beautiful
@FangsofYima
@FangsofYima 6 жыл бұрын
My portal meat gave me radiation poisoning
@swiftfox3461
@swiftfox3461 6 жыл бұрын
Did you try removing the uranium nuggets before eating? I know they are crunchy, but still...
@vault-tecrep8565
@vault-tecrep8565 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, must've been my portal let loose.
@BlueDotFamiliar
@BlueDotFamiliar 4 жыл бұрын
That's the ringing, I believe - it's best to wait a while after the ringing is done, as those are usually a sign of mild gamma rays leaving the meat that could potentially damage you.
@VincentGuillotine
@VincentGuillotine 7 жыл бұрын
uh oh, it's not all boneless meat. the piece of meat at 1:46 is filled with bones
@TheTurbineTurnip
@TheTurbineTurnip 7 жыл бұрын
no that's cartilage
@threestarsforme
@threestarsforme 7 жыл бұрын
Lol😓
@Jacketx
@Jacketx 6 жыл бұрын
Diversity is always good.
@Mechanical02
@Mechanical02 6 жыл бұрын
No that’s gandalf
@AllisonEvergarden
@AllisonEvergarden 6 жыл бұрын
No, this is patrick.
@prestonchapa7825
@prestonchapa7825 7 жыл бұрын
Had one open up in my street. It cooks itself as soon as it hits the asphalt which is a huge plus since I live in Arizona.
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@andrewroy9263
@andrewroy9263 5 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: place a kiddie pool under the portal for even cleaner, quicker pick up of the meat.
@Green-lb4is
@Green-lb4is 6 жыл бұрын
I love how they are helping the environment, we should all follow in their footsteps
@a_Lemming
@a_Lemming 7 жыл бұрын
That's where all the flesh of dead Portal 2 players go
@aperturesciencepsychologyd1108
@aperturesciencepsychologyd1108 6 жыл бұрын
Are you nuts? Human meat is extremely valuable on the bla- on the market. We're not just chucking it any old place! We've got budgets to meet!
@MouseGoat
@MouseGoat 6 жыл бұрын
why you avoiding talking about "the black market", its the "selling human meat" part that's the problem here, not were to you selling it. LOL
@acoolbird3770
@acoolbird3770 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard humans taste like pork!
@mittenstherealest
@mittenstherealest 5 жыл бұрын
@@acoolbird3770 I, am... pig?
@acoolbird3770
@acoolbird3770 5 жыл бұрын
@Mittens *_yes_*
@j101-d1q
@j101-d1q 6 жыл бұрын
It's great to see more folks using their portals, and encouraging sustainable living. Sort of renews my faith in humanity.
@Buntod
@Buntod 7 жыл бұрын
You guy deserve more subs with this kind of positive content
@iHaz2Krayonz
@iHaz2Krayonz 6 жыл бұрын
Truly an inspiration to everyone looking to become sustainable
@ducklord8819
@ducklord8819 5 жыл бұрын
I was scared about eating the meat coming out of my portal because I'm Jewish and I thought it might be pork. Luckily I had it analyzed, turns out its just regular old human meat
@grahseelowber72
@grahseelowber72 5 жыл бұрын
Duck Rapoport Don’t you mean Vrlastiraubist? Geez. If you’re gonna troll, at least get your religions right. *shakes head in disapproval*
@rixasum5821
@rixasum5821 5 жыл бұрын
phew
@lillypuppygirl2813
@lillypuppygirl2813 6 жыл бұрын
My portal opened up last month, and I haven't been happier! I can 100% agree that the portal is a great way for getting fresh meat, and goes great with any dish!
@a_literal_brick
@a_literal_brick 6 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can afford a meat portal. Maybe you should check your PRIVILEGE!
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
Most people can't, but you can tell that they aren't privileged. That portal is giving ringing meat which is a sign that it is from the nightmare dimension. Basically, whenever the hybrid abominations that dwell within that twisted reality fall down a bottomless pit, their remains turn up in other dimensions. Sometimes permanent portals open if a large enough horror opens a portal and more nightmare beasts fall through it. By the way, if you're wondering why people don't usually consider themselves lucky when they get these portals is that the portals can lead to madness and permanent nightmares.
@mark-jf5ik
@mark-jf5ik 4 жыл бұрын
Leche de caballo To be honest the downsides aren’t really that bad, it’s far different from eating company-provided food, which use very old and outdated portals that spew concrete on the food occasionally, which yes has a nice taste but gets kinda old fast vs the meat variation the modern day portal gives. If anything the nightmares actually help me exercise the excess calories from the meat mutations as I run away from deformed screaming humans.
@carawilcox
@carawilcox 2 жыл бұрын
sustainability is so important for our future-- thanks for sharing your experiences with your portal!
@l-l
@l-l 6 жыл бұрын
I may have created a crack in spacetime through collect millions of baby hands. - Carl
@glowingfish
@glowingfish 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that when it talked about the meat ringing, there was a very subtle high pitched sound?
@chopperman2122
@chopperman2122 6 жыл бұрын
Raw portal diet, #Justgirlythings 😍
@michaelweston6083
@michaelweston6083 5 жыл бұрын
"Wait for it to stop ringing." I'M DEAD.
@codynorton2502
@codynorton2502 7 жыл бұрын
Now we understand why he's so anxious!
@wdonica
@wdonica 5 жыл бұрын
My backyard portal just spits out gibbering abominations, eyeless husks, and the beckoning whispers of those who came before. Does anybody know how to upgrade?
@Rilagooma
@Rilagooma 5 жыл бұрын
try throwing some kegel balls into it, should tighten up in a week or two, thus only allowing mystery meat to really fly through doesn't help with the whispers though
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I started a blog post about cooking eldritch nightmare creatures. It cost me five years of memories, the ability to dream about anything other than a pair of glowing eyes, and much of my sanity. But I learned how to cook practically anything that our minds can hardly comprehend, and I now can retire with the ad revenue it brings.
@angelblue7779
@angelblue7779 6 жыл бұрын
Live in a bad neighborhood. Mine was stolen. 😡
@kwamealievergreen4257
@kwamealievergreen4257 5 жыл бұрын
0:22 Idk why her getting hit by the meat makes this perfect
@keyonhogan3390
@keyonhogan3390 7 жыл бұрын
I remember when I had milk spitting out my.portal I had to buy so.much damn cereal.it was impossible I never knew there were over 100 cereals out in the world!!
@JimGiant
@JimGiant 7 жыл бұрын
That wasn't milk....
@keyonhogan3390
@keyonhogan3390 7 жыл бұрын
Jim Giant oh no(
@carolynmmitchell2240
@carolynmmitchell2240 6 жыл бұрын
Jim Giant yes it was, it was male milk from demon spawn
@raphaelkap
@raphaelkap 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that you can hear a growling sound from the portal, and the fact that there are no bones in the meat; Those two things make me think there's a monster on the other side that eats the bones, but hates the actual meat.
@Frexter
@Frexter 7 жыл бұрын
A portal to the blender dimension?!
@extrascript6622
@extrascript6622 5 жыл бұрын
That’s the oldest trick in the book!
@DuringDark
@DuringDark 3 жыл бұрын
No, the portal dimension spews out tutorial cubes
@evank3718
@evank3718 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the portal is a more trust worthy source of food than the supermarkets
@positrondecay4784
@positrondecay4784 2 жыл бұрын
Ringing meat. What could go wrong??? 🥩🛐♋️☣️😋
@MrCheeseDragon
@MrCheeseDragon 7 жыл бұрын
Legend says the the portal opens after a sacrifice to the almighty guzmer
@JohnWilliamShatner
@JohnWilliamShatner 7 жыл бұрын
I was just coming to the comments to make a guzmer joke, damn you
@dutchdoggo
@dutchdoggo 5 жыл бұрын
scp name: The meat portal class: safe special containtment procedures: The meat portal is contained a john and bets house, no need for special containment description: its just a fucking portal shpewing out meat
@jamestown8398
@jamestown8398 5 жыл бұрын
Occasionally an old wizard comes out.
@XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX
@XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX Жыл бұрын
My portal only spews out eyeballs!
@RoryRose_
@RoryRose_ 8 ай бұрын
that's still edible!
@SL-wt8fm
@SL-wt8fm Жыл бұрын
The end of jerma's meat grinder POV
@mubi9013
@mubi9013 5 жыл бұрын
haters will say its fake
@aidenmcdaniel4641
@aidenmcdaniel4641 5 жыл бұрын
When I was in college there was a portal in the back where we would throw away all of the cadaver meat.
@manatee5936
@manatee5936 5 жыл бұрын
So this is where all the demon corpses go after I’m finished ripping and tearing them in DOOM.
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
I'll tell yah, most people say that you shouldn't cook demon meat but I've been eating nothing but demon, eldritch abomination, and human for five whole years and started a blog post about how to summon, kill, and cook those creatures from the gaping abyss. By the way, as the doomslayer, I'm sure you can give me some advice for killing demons easier. I had to go without an arm for 3 months because it was ripped off by a particularly enthusiastic demon before I could use a dark ritual to grow it back.
@MrEiliv
@MrEiliv 6 жыл бұрын
I live on a farm and have 7 of these portals. One of them is spewing ivory.
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
What a sustainable way to get ivory.
@Razar244
@Razar244 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, so that's where Wraith sends the people she throws in the portals in her execution!
@chinesecabbagefarmer
@chinesecabbagefarmer 4 жыл бұрын
Ok well not ALL of us have magical portals which spew raw meat into our backyard
@aychtooo3981
@aychtooo3981 6 жыл бұрын
My portal only spews out North Korean military officials I think mine's broken :/
@gorgiascae5682
@gorgiascae5682 6 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling that this videos cost way more than they get in revenue. That makes me love even more this channel
@b4ne56
@b4ne56 5 жыл бұрын
Just when I found out what a Plumbus does now this.
@tapsip3759
@tapsip3759 6 жыл бұрын
WOW! That couple is helping keeping the earth waste free!
@ennoia1371
@ennoia1371 7 жыл бұрын
This a fucking scp
@pheo4156
@pheo4156 5 жыл бұрын
This is a video is made in the SCP universe where theyre a publicly known thing
@keith_da_chief
@keith_da_chief 5 жыл бұрын
Wait until it stops ringing? Wtf did I get recommended? 😂🤣😂🤣
@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL
@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah ikr? my portal meat only makes unsettling distorted chirping
@grayven123
@grayven123 3 жыл бұрын
After my first time eating the delicious shrieking meat that came out of the portal in my barn (where I commit my barn crimes) I was inspired to spend my waking hours researching which crustacean was most likely to understand the dream I had where Alanis Morrisette shot my complaining barn owls. Well I got a joke for you: what has two thumbs and a lobster for a new dad? Me. It was the lobster that satisfied my thirst for knowledge and married my mom.
@BobbieBees
@BobbieBees 5 жыл бұрын
How do we know for sure that the portal meat isn't actually Aperture Science test subjects like Chell?
@kyrlics6515
@kyrlics6515 6 жыл бұрын
Love this channel. Terrible humour and jokes it's funny!!!
@mohamedmedhat2436
@mohamedmedhat2436 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the reference in the end, what was that?
@rils
@rils 5 жыл бұрын
*t h e v e s s e l*
@acidmana6141
@acidmana6141 3 жыл бұрын
awww the old gods are really sweet 🥺
@positrondecay4784
@positrondecay4784 2 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu is amused by our sad existence and saw fit to vouchsafe a fuel source for our comedy show
@saksezo
@saksezo 7 жыл бұрын
Vegan Friendly Meat ,i love it.
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
Depending on how you look at it. The meat is 100% sustainable as the hybrid abominations in the nightmare dimension are constantly spawned from the endless void.
@okthisisepic6273
@okthisisepic6273 5 жыл бұрын
The "Portal Meat" makes them dream in black and white lmfao
@jiaweizhang1999
@jiaweizhang1999 5 жыл бұрын
SCP foundation wants to know your location
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
In the clickhole universe the SCP foundation is not needed, everyone uses anomalies to their full advantage.
@kylebarrett4721
@kylebarrett4721 4 жыл бұрын
Woah!!! Was that April Ryan walking out of the portal in the end??!!
@banjobill8420
@banjobill8420 5 жыл бұрын
No one's sent MTF to secure this?
@Rilagooma
@Rilagooma 5 жыл бұрын
male to female?
@grizzlyowlbear3538
@grizzlyowlbear3538 5 жыл бұрын
@@Rilagooma Mobile Task Force
@tylerperkinson1677
@tylerperkinson1677 7 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of this
@gogeterdone
@gogeterdone 6 жыл бұрын
Wonder what SCP number the foundation will give this thing?
@gogeterdone
@gogeterdone 6 жыл бұрын
It's seems very similar to SCP3379
@havingicecream
@havingicecream 5 жыл бұрын
So inspirational! Everyone should take notes
@astolfo9184
@astolfo9184 5 жыл бұрын
guys my meat will not stop ringing can you help what should i do
@fakename7725
@fakename7725 4 жыл бұрын
Fricking Heck not every meat portal is the same. That’s the price of sustainable practice. That and the whispering
@parkeypence5974
@parkeypence5974 5 жыл бұрын
Truly an inspiration, since watching this I've decided to make use of the milk wormhole in my attic
@LozLusterclux
@LozLusterclux 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, so this is where PETA leftovers went to.
@limeslush1e
@limeslush1e 5 жыл бұрын
the “makes us dream in black and white” line GOT me
@Marvin-mz2eg
@Marvin-mz2eg 6 жыл бұрын
people who disliked this probably didnt knoow this was a joke
@Megapixel8063
@Megapixel8063 5 жыл бұрын
Clickhole has never joked. Some people just can’t accept facts.
@YokeyDokey
@YokeyDokey 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Peta's leftovers:
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
So that's where they throw the remains of all the kittens they kill.
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