Blake T-D It's from his orphan meat grinder. He's trying to build a meat dragon from it
@deathbyseatoast88546 жыл бұрын
*K K A A A R R R R L L L L L L*
@kraftmaster03136 жыл бұрын
Basil 9000 CARLLLLLLLL
@snail90417 жыл бұрын
portals now available at whole foods
@Blockistium6 жыл бұрын
amazon meat
@SourGummiWyrm696 жыл бұрын
is this meat portal locally sourced?
@citizeninsane85184 жыл бұрын
But of course they made them so expensive 🙄
@chandler25817 жыл бұрын
I applaud this couple. My ears always start bleeding before it all stops ringing, so I can never get past that stage.
@johnsherfey36756 жыл бұрын
Chandler Farmer you have to wear ear muffs some times, the same ones they use for shooting guns. It's in the manual if you read it.
@simonpodliska10726 жыл бұрын
Some people can be very sensitive to hearing around the meat, especially when it’s fresh. That’s why I bought some ear muffs for my kids whenever we cook together (nothing fancy, I got mine for $5)
@azrael62806 жыл бұрын
why the meat is ringing?
@picture_of_a_swan6 жыл бұрын
Wolveast Because it's portal meat
@azrael62806 жыл бұрын
Picture_of_a_Swan i don't get it
@jhhwild7 жыл бұрын
The title implies that the backyard belongs to the portal, not the couple. They are stealing meat from it's backyard. Those people are thieves!
@tissuepaper99626 жыл бұрын
Technically, "family" is a singular noun, and so takes the pronoun "it". Most of the time though, it sounds better and makes more sense to use "their" when talking about singular nouns which refer to a collection of people, such as "family", "organization", "government", "museum", "cult", etc., but this is technically incorrect.
@mayabarrage35706 жыл бұрын
Well yeah do you really think HUMANS would own a portal, tsk honestly
@lordofthecats63976 жыл бұрын
The portal is family
@JacobKinsley5 жыл бұрын
No they're colonisers
@SateLight5 жыл бұрын
No, the portal is a paid actor
@unmeatable8047 жыл бұрын
I have a perfectly good portal in my backyard, but my mom is vegan and refuses to let us eat from it. What a waste.
@bongibot11046 жыл бұрын
tell her it's not from animals, but rather from inter dimensional slaves who sacrifice themselves to the material plane for freedom. Even she should realize that letting their sacrifice go in vain is simply appauling.
@marcelinewarceline6 жыл бұрын
If you don’t want it, I’ll take it
@Deep_phobias5 жыл бұрын
@@amiami6413 mother meat has bones. A trick I learned is to toss her into the portal, and wait for her to come back as a ball of meat
@Emess_9025 жыл бұрын
You should eat her instead and then eat the meat from portal, who needs a mom these days now?
@adamarens35205 жыл бұрын
Your Mom’s a bitch.
@motionsuggests Жыл бұрын
the unacknowledged dude walking out the portal during the fade out turns this already stellar video into a masterpiece
@sator_project6 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Babish settling down.
@rayepenber89456 жыл бұрын
Sator This is the most goddamn underrated comment i've seen all day
@stefan10245 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing! He should make some portal meat recipes on his channel.
@vzm46635 жыл бұрын
This is really good 😂👍
@shiftyjim41385 жыл бұрын
RespectableAfricanMale Who’s babish?
@lthorseheadmcgee38605 жыл бұрын
@@shiftyjim4138 Look up Binging with Babish. He's a KZbinr who cooks food from fiction. He's also bald and has a beard; closely resembling the man in this video.
@Maaad-maaan6 жыл бұрын
"Makes us dream in black and white"
@hikari_no_yume5 жыл бұрын
You can get that by watching lots of old movies
@NotJuanDanny5 жыл бұрын
I honeslty thought that line was figurative.
@TheLunatrick5 жыл бұрын
Lmao u read that right when they said that
@TheBrownBoy1005 жыл бұрын
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
@danielmcsween8845 жыл бұрын
I once loved a girl that dreamt in black and white
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-4207 жыл бұрын
I have one of these in my backyard, but instead of raw meat it spews bald, middle aged men covered in spicy mustard. I mean, I know that this technically qualifies as "raw meat" but I feel a little mislead. I tried contacting the number listed in the owner's manual and the customer support didn't even speak English. I would not recommend this product.
@Reignor997 жыл бұрын
First I come for the video, then I scroll down for the That'sWhatSheSaid comment, then i continue on to all the other inferior comments.
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-4207 жыл бұрын
Enclave Officer Yes, but only if I lick it directly off the bald mens' bodies. I'm not complaining about this part, but it's good to know.
@pickletickle83006 жыл бұрын
It is a foreign product after all. Plus, they haven't expanded enough to be able to hire international support. Maybe you got someone else's custom tailored portal by mistake?
@Relco126 жыл бұрын
learn another language then peasant
@santiagomarin18826 жыл бұрын
You should learn the Hell's Speech to communicate with them
@Thx1138sober6 жыл бұрын
NO, NO, NO! You always want to get your meat straight onto the grill while it's still ringing!
@happymolecule88944 жыл бұрын
They're liberals. What do you expect from them
@gideonkloosterman3 жыл бұрын
@@happymolecule8894 Stupid libtards waiting for their meat to stop ringing 🙄
@PlantChriss7 жыл бұрын
i guess this makes up for my backyard portal. mine only spews out chunks of styrofoam. talk about being environmentally unfriendly!
@MeCooper7 жыл бұрын
The upside about styrofoam is that as it burns it flies up into space and creates more stars. Unfortunately as we all know this also increases global warming. Nature can be so cruel.
@sharedaccount82476 жыл бұрын
Not Chris, I would use the styrofoam to make cups and pour lean.
@Gehargen26 жыл бұрын
There's actually a species of mealworm that eats styrofoam. You can try that! Best of luck to you! I know how tough it can get. My neighbor has a portal that just spits out wood shavings and sawdust.
@sharedaccount82476 жыл бұрын
Gehargen2, termites would like that!
@swiftfox34616 жыл бұрын
Enclave Officer The black sludge might be accidental cross-contamination from the Void Dimensions. Appease it with tea and it will only grow stronger. The next time you get black sludge, put on disposable gloves, collect it in a plastic bucket (NOT METAL, the acid will eat through it) and chuck it back into the portal. It will get routed back to its intended destination and you will no longer have to face the wrath of the █████ Dominium
@TheGadgetPanda7 жыл бұрын
I'll bet there aren't any tofu portals, are there? Yet another way the system is stacked against us vegetarians.
@niwatorimeat7 жыл бұрын
It is much more complicated to spawn tofu in the Pits.
@MarcusofMenace6 жыл бұрын
Portals know what most people want
@earthclad68336 жыл бұрын
Fuck tofu
@garrettbrammer32086 жыл бұрын
TheGadgetPanda sorry bud warriors here no rabbits
@raisedheart6 жыл бұрын
Most people destroy tofu and veggie portals. Meat portals are more profitable
@brainz79805 жыл бұрын
Hey that looks like the portal where I throw my chopped up human remains
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
Well, meat is meat. BTW if the portal ever shrinks too much, I can have one of my creations take to meat to my house. Then we can all eat quite nicely.
@brainz79804 жыл бұрын
@@_Pike wasn’t a joke
@Joe1887 Жыл бұрын
That's fine, but why don't you open portals in starving countries?
@brainz7980 Жыл бұрын
@@Joe1887 you assume can determine where the portal outlet is placed
@brainz7980 Жыл бұрын
@@_Pike mald more loser
@dirtydard48707 жыл бұрын
I have a similar portal, but mine drops half eaten pine cones and chatters when I step too close. Makes for a great ecosustainable green-fuel to use in my bonfire heating system.
@Filip-pz7wu7 жыл бұрын
Wow, I wish I had a local portal, but no. Stupid neighbor chucked cheese into it and it closed.
@sharedaccount82476 жыл бұрын
Ass Ketchup, maybe the portal needed some cheese for its pizza and thanked you!
@Mayusunshine5 жыл бұрын
Cheese touch
@mittenstherealest5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like they were Jews on the other side of the portal...
@wishiwasabear7 жыл бұрын
This is the portal to the cow level guys, if you are looking to acquire one just combine Wirt's Leg and a Tome of Town Portal in your Horadric Cube. You are welcome.
@HolbrookStark6 жыл бұрын
Kuma I wonder how many thumbs up get the reference vs how many just see more macabre humor like the video
@TM-qk2yy6 жыл бұрын
Kuma hahahahaha I get it lmao I fucking miss that game
@EvonixTheGreatest6 жыл бұрын
Holbrook Stark I don't get it. doom? Also I did thumb up for the macabre humor
@HolbrookStark6 жыл бұрын
Evonix only if doom is what you call Diablo II
@Alzorath6 жыл бұрын
Warcraft 3's reference is a diablo reference ;) - and no need to miss diablo/diablo 2 - they aren't too hard to get running even on windows 10 :)
@boazthomassie49197 жыл бұрын
"so much blood"
@ethanlivemere11625 жыл бұрын
These people are lucky. My backyard portal spews out cans of alcohol-free beer. Also it won't stop ringing no matter how long we wait.
@Lolm3ist3r3 жыл бұрын
This video is absolutely eye opening. I can't believe us Americans let our meat portals go to waste like this! Never once had I even suspected that my meat portal could be a long term, sustainable, and carbon friendly way of getting groceries for my whole family! I just love the feeling of eating nothing but portal meet! The ringing sounds more beautiful to me every day!
@fizzylazer6 жыл бұрын
taking sustainability to a whole new dimension!
@hkkobayashi76576 жыл бұрын
Why don't you guys use a clean tarp to catch the meat in? That's what I do. It keeps all the grass and dirt off of it. it really is useful!
@cholulahotsauce61665 жыл бұрын
#lifehack
@bloodstoneore46305 жыл бұрын
between picking it up off the dirt and putting fucking eggs on their meat, I think they want salmonella
@gregavrhovnik45725 жыл бұрын
@@bloodstoneore4630 If you heat eggs it kills salmonella and pretty much everything... So what are you on about?
@khorps47565 жыл бұрын
bloodstone ore you implying that they eat the meat raw and thus the egg isn't cooked either?
@bloodstoneore46305 жыл бұрын
@@khorps4756 fair enough, but there has to be a point
@Beegrene7 жыл бұрын
Why did Sephiroth come out of the portal at the end?
@OjaZack6 жыл бұрын
I wish i knew
@bunsenther-unit35435 жыл бұрын
Chunks of meat? More like "Hunks" am I right.
@urbancohort41425 жыл бұрын
eeemos eemosay
@potaterjim5 жыл бұрын
I think that might have been a morlok This is a year late, but you can thank youtube recommendations
@AustinPrice1843 жыл бұрын
@@potaterjim This is a year later from you, but I thought morlocks were ape like goblin creatures.
@andywhatever85335 жыл бұрын
My portal just constantly screams as if aways in agonising pain. It’s extremely soothing
@grahseelowber725 жыл бұрын
Andy Whatever Mine just constantly whispers my worst fears and doubts, how can I upgrade it to do that?
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
@@grahseelowber72 Hate to break it to you but those kinds of meat portals only give demon and occasionally bad cuts of human meat. Those ones are where demons throw away the uneaten remains of their dead and their trash. Which is coincidentally full of meat if it comes from the more flesh-based rather than volcanic parts of hell.
@grahseelowber725 жыл бұрын
Leche de caballo Maybe I got the wrong model?
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
@@grahseelowber72 These kinds of portals spawn randomly. I'd be pretty worried if you bought it since people who sell portals are usually trying to get rid of them as fast as possible.
@grahseelowber725 жыл бұрын
Leche de caballo I’ve bought and sold fifty and only half of my family had Shia LaBeouf eat them alive? You seem to be an idiot without experience with more than one portal. I bet it only shoots out one corpse of the fallen and a few pounds of mystery meat a day. Pitiful.
@lucystarlight88873 жыл бұрын
Now I'm just imagining some ClickHole intern standing out in a backyard and throwing meat
@StronkyHose7 жыл бұрын
Ugh, I've always wanted to try portal meat but whenever I've tried giving it a go I get held up carving the bones. It's just too time-consuming. Besides, one time I saw my face smiling at me through the portal beckoning me to return home, and that raised immediate red flags as after the blood pact my home is and always will be the Vatican and not the portal, so I just don't know if I can ethically subscribe to it. Power to these people though, I envy them and their sharp teeth!
@Thrifty0327817 жыл бұрын
Your portal meat has bones? You got a defective portal.
@Cup_707 жыл бұрын
Return your portal dude. If you've had it for less than a year you can get a new one with boneless meat.
@pickletickle83006 жыл бұрын
was our portal orange? the orange portals are the bone in portals. As they said, they're blue portal had boneless meat. I guess they all vary because they dream in black and white but i dream in red. Also they wait for the ringing whereas my portal meat only weeps continuously. It doesn't really thaw out. I've found it rare for those from The Pact of the Portal to transfer to the Vatican, interesting choice. Congratulations on finding your self. Unfortunately, if we were right, TPP will never forgive you for your betrayal and you will ultimately suffer the worst of the postmortem punishments that the portal has to offer: deboning the already minced meats.
@CaptainEdMercer6 жыл бұрын
Yeah um I'll take one boneless portal, please.
@summero15545 жыл бұрын
So glad this family switched to eating portal meat! I switched three years ago and it feels great to know exactly where your food is coming from! And it’s so much better for the environment!
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
#Nightmaredimensiondiet
@alicedawnphelan2932 жыл бұрын
Lucky couple. The one in my laundry room is constantly spewing out bones, and I’m building a magnificent ossuary-necropolis with tophets. I can’t identify most of them, but a few have been that of elk, giraffes, Bramatherium, Sivatherium, Samotherium, mastodons, polar bears, moose, wildebeest, buffalo, bison, ground sloths (both Megatherium and Megalonyx), and of course ostriches. The centipedes in the basement like to gnaw upon these leavings. Some of them tinkle like glass when they shatter within the centipedes’ gnashing mandibles.
@albireotheredguard15996 жыл бұрын
So that's where all the meat from Llamas with Hats went!
@NormalLunk4 жыл бұрын
Oh crap, you're right.
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht3 жыл бұрын
I guess people eat orphans in the future.
@JimGiant7 жыл бұрын
Boneless meat portal? Lucky! Mine just spews out bones and my backyard is always full of dogs.
@LovelySoftSnow7 жыл бұрын
That sounds like the opposite of a problem
@D.C.T.237 жыл бұрын
Truly inspirational! Me and my boyfriend must start doing this!
@JaredThe5 жыл бұрын
Clearly this is the portal to the meat dimension hidden in every beef bowl.
@WhoIsTechFour5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know you were supposed to wait for the meat to stop ringing. I put it in the oven still ringing and now I can see peoples emotions
@dragontamer73415 жыл бұрын
The orange ones in my backyard, sometimes an animal will walk through it and won’t come back
@thee_antagonist_4 жыл бұрын
I almost jumped when the guy just walked out of the portal lol 😂😂😂
@reenry45105 жыл бұрын
Portals are becoming a lot more frequent. Sadly the government might be taxing then soon.
@Unmutant5 жыл бұрын
why is no one talking about the person that walked out of the portal at the end
@mateoramirez90033 жыл бұрын
What person?
@toxin16623 жыл бұрын
Meat is *Meat*
@amber-ik5ls5 жыл бұрын
kid : mommy, what happens after I die? mom : well son.....
@rils5 жыл бұрын
You ring
@Kristhor5 жыл бұрын
Remember to wash your portal meat! Unwashed portal meat can cause nightmares and speaking randomly in an unknown language
@adam13867 жыл бұрын
The say these people are saving the world with the portal in their back yard is beautiful
@FangsofYima6 жыл бұрын
My portal meat gave me radiation poisoning
@swiftfox34616 жыл бұрын
Did you try removing the uranium nuggets before eating? I know they are crunchy, but still...
@vault-tecrep85655 жыл бұрын
Sorry, must've been my portal let loose.
@BlueDotFamiliar4 жыл бұрын
That's the ringing, I believe - it's best to wait a while after the ringing is done, as those are usually a sign of mild gamma rays leaving the meat that could potentially damage you.
@VincentGuillotine7 жыл бұрын
uh oh, it's not all boneless meat. the piece of meat at 1:46 is filled with bones
@TheTurbineTurnip7 жыл бұрын
no that's cartilage
@threestarsforme7 жыл бұрын
Lol😓
@Jacketx6 жыл бұрын
Diversity is always good.
@Mechanical026 жыл бұрын
No that’s gandalf
@AllisonEvergarden6 жыл бұрын
No, this is patrick.
@prestonchapa78257 жыл бұрын
Had one open up in my street. It cooks itself as soon as it hits the asphalt which is a huge plus since I live in Arizona.
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@andrewroy92635 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: place a kiddie pool under the portal for even cleaner, quicker pick up of the meat.
@Green-lb4is6 жыл бұрын
I love how they are helping the environment, we should all follow in their footsteps
@a_Lemming7 жыл бұрын
That's where all the flesh of dead Portal 2 players go
@aperturesciencepsychologyd11086 жыл бұрын
Are you nuts? Human meat is extremely valuable on the bla- on the market. We're not just chucking it any old place! We've got budgets to meet!
@MouseGoat6 жыл бұрын
why you avoiding talking about "the black market", its the "selling human meat" part that's the problem here, not were to you selling it. LOL
@acoolbird37705 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard humans taste like pork!
@mittenstherealest5 жыл бұрын
@@acoolbird3770 I, am... pig?
@acoolbird37705 жыл бұрын
@Mittens *_yes_*
@j101-d1q6 жыл бұрын
It's great to see more folks using their portals, and encouraging sustainable living. Sort of renews my faith in humanity.
@Buntod7 жыл бұрын
You guy deserve more subs with this kind of positive content
@iHaz2Krayonz6 жыл бұрын
Truly an inspiration to everyone looking to become sustainable
@ducklord88195 жыл бұрын
I was scared about eating the meat coming out of my portal because I'm Jewish and I thought it might be pork. Luckily I had it analyzed, turns out its just regular old human meat
@grahseelowber725 жыл бұрын
Duck Rapoport Don’t you mean Vrlastiraubist? Geez. If you’re gonna troll, at least get your religions right. *shakes head in disapproval*
@rixasum58215 жыл бұрын
phew
@lillypuppygirl28136 жыл бұрын
My portal opened up last month, and I haven't been happier! I can 100% agree that the portal is a great way for getting fresh meat, and goes great with any dish!
@a_literal_brick6 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can afford a meat portal. Maybe you should check your PRIVILEGE!
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
Most people can't, but you can tell that they aren't privileged. That portal is giving ringing meat which is a sign that it is from the nightmare dimension. Basically, whenever the hybrid abominations that dwell within that twisted reality fall down a bottomless pit, their remains turn up in other dimensions. Sometimes permanent portals open if a large enough horror opens a portal and more nightmare beasts fall through it. By the way, if you're wondering why people don't usually consider themselves lucky when they get these portals is that the portals can lead to madness and permanent nightmares.
@mark-jf5ik4 жыл бұрын
Leche de caballo To be honest the downsides aren’t really that bad, it’s far different from eating company-provided food, which use very old and outdated portals that spew concrete on the food occasionally, which yes has a nice taste but gets kinda old fast vs the meat variation the modern day portal gives. If anything the nightmares actually help me exercise the excess calories from the meat mutations as I run away from deformed screaming humans.
@carawilcox2 жыл бұрын
sustainability is so important for our future-- thanks for sharing your experiences with your portal!
@l-l6 жыл бұрын
I may have created a crack in spacetime through collect millions of baby hands. - Carl
@glowingfish5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that when it talked about the meat ringing, there was a very subtle high pitched sound?
@chopperman21226 жыл бұрын
Raw portal diet, #Justgirlythings 😍
@michaelweston60835 жыл бұрын
"Wait for it to stop ringing." I'M DEAD.
@codynorton25027 жыл бұрын
Now we understand why he's so anxious!
@wdonica5 жыл бұрын
My backyard portal just spits out gibbering abominations, eyeless husks, and the beckoning whispers of those who came before. Does anybody know how to upgrade?
@Rilagooma5 жыл бұрын
try throwing some kegel balls into it, should tighten up in a week or two, thus only allowing mystery meat to really fly through doesn't help with the whispers though
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I started a blog post about cooking eldritch nightmare creatures. It cost me five years of memories, the ability to dream about anything other than a pair of glowing eyes, and much of my sanity. But I learned how to cook practically anything that our minds can hardly comprehend, and I now can retire with the ad revenue it brings.
@angelblue77796 жыл бұрын
Live in a bad neighborhood. Mine was stolen. 😡
@kwamealievergreen42575 жыл бұрын
0:22 Idk why her getting hit by the meat makes this perfect
@keyonhogan33907 жыл бұрын
I remember when I had milk spitting out my.portal I had to buy so.much damn cereal.it was impossible I never knew there were over 100 cereals out in the world!!
@JimGiant7 жыл бұрын
That wasn't milk....
@keyonhogan33907 жыл бұрын
Jim Giant oh no(
@carolynmmitchell22406 жыл бұрын
Jim Giant yes it was, it was male milk from demon spawn
@raphaelkap5 жыл бұрын
The fact that you can hear a growling sound from the portal, and the fact that there are no bones in the meat; Those two things make me think there's a monster on the other side that eats the bones, but hates the actual meat.
@Frexter7 жыл бұрын
A portal to the blender dimension?!
@extrascript66225 жыл бұрын
That’s the oldest trick in the book!
@DuringDark3 жыл бұрын
No, the portal dimension spews out tutorial cubes
@evank37182 жыл бұрын
I love how the portal is a more trust worthy source of food than the supermarkets
@positrondecay47842 жыл бұрын
Ringing meat. What could go wrong??? 🥩🛐♋️☣️😋
@MrCheeseDragon7 жыл бұрын
Legend says the the portal opens after a sacrifice to the almighty guzmer
@JohnWilliamShatner7 жыл бұрын
I was just coming to the comments to make a guzmer joke, damn you
@dutchdoggo5 жыл бұрын
scp name: The meat portal class: safe special containtment procedures: The meat portal is contained a john and bets house, no need for special containment description: its just a fucking portal shpewing out meat
@jamestown83985 жыл бұрын
Occasionally an old wizard comes out.
@XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX Жыл бұрын
My portal only spews out eyeballs!
@RoryRose_8 ай бұрын
that's still edible!
@SL-wt8fm Жыл бұрын
The end of jerma's meat grinder POV
@mubi90135 жыл бұрын
haters will say its fake
@aidenmcdaniel46415 жыл бұрын
When I was in college there was a portal in the back where we would throw away all of the cadaver meat.
@manatee59365 жыл бұрын
So this is where all the demon corpses go after I’m finished ripping and tearing them in DOOM.
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
I'll tell yah, most people say that you shouldn't cook demon meat but I've been eating nothing but demon, eldritch abomination, and human for five whole years and started a blog post about how to summon, kill, and cook those creatures from the gaping abyss. By the way, as the doomslayer, I'm sure you can give me some advice for killing demons easier. I had to go without an arm for 3 months because it was ripped off by a particularly enthusiastic demon before I could use a dark ritual to grow it back.
@MrEiliv6 жыл бұрын
I live on a farm and have 7 of these portals. One of them is spewing ivory.
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
What a sustainable way to get ivory.
@Razar2445 жыл бұрын
Oh, so that's where Wraith sends the people she throws in the portals in her execution!
@chinesecabbagefarmer4 жыл бұрын
Ok well not ALL of us have magical portals which spew raw meat into our backyard
@aychtooo39816 жыл бұрын
My portal only spews out North Korean military officials I think mine's broken :/
@gorgiascae56826 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling that this videos cost way more than they get in revenue. That makes me love even more this channel
@b4ne565 жыл бұрын
Just when I found out what a Plumbus does now this.
@tapsip37596 жыл бұрын
WOW! That couple is helping keeping the earth waste free!
@ennoia13717 жыл бұрын
This a fucking scp
@pheo41565 жыл бұрын
This is a video is made in the SCP universe where theyre a publicly known thing
@keith_da_chief5 жыл бұрын
Wait until it stops ringing? Wtf did I get recommended? 😂🤣😂🤣
@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL5 жыл бұрын
Yeah ikr? my portal meat only makes unsettling distorted chirping
@grayven1233 жыл бұрын
After my first time eating the delicious shrieking meat that came out of the portal in my barn (where I commit my barn crimes) I was inspired to spend my waking hours researching which crustacean was most likely to understand the dream I had where Alanis Morrisette shot my complaining barn owls. Well I got a joke for you: what has two thumbs and a lobster for a new dad? Me. It was the lobster that satisfied my thirst for knowledge and married my mom.
@BobbieBees5 жыл бұрын
How do we know for sure that the portal meat isn't actually Aperture Science test subjects like Chell?
@kyrlics65156 жыл бұрын
Love this channel. Terrible humour and jokes it's funny!!!
@mohamedmedhat24365 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the reference in the end, what was that?
@rils5 жыл бұрын
*t h e v e s s e l*
@acidmana61413 жыл бұрын
awww the old gods are really sweet 🥺
@positrondecay47842 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu is amused by our sad existence and saw fit to vouchsafe a fuel source for our comedy show
@saksezo7 жыл бұрын
Vegan Friendly Meat ,i love it.
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
Depending on how you look at it. The meat is 100% sustainable as the hybrid abominations in the nightmare dimension are constantly spawned from the endless void.
@okthisisepic62735 жыл бұрын
The "Portal Meat" makes them dream in black and white lmfao
@jiaweizhang19995 жыл бұрын
SCP foundation wants to know your location
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
In the clickhole universe the SCP foundation is not needed, everyone uses anomalies to their full advantage.
@kylebarrett47214 жыл бұрын
Woah!!! Was that April Ryan walking out of the portal in the end??!!
@banjobill84205 жыл бұрын
No one's sent MTF to secure this?
@Rilagooma5 жыл бұрын
male to female?
@grizzlyowlbear35385 жыл бұрын
@@Rilagooma Mobile Task Force
@tylerperkinson16777 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of this
@gogeterdone6 жыл бұрын
Wonder what SCP number the foundation will give this thing?
@gogeterdone6 жыл бұрын
It's seems very similar to SCP3379
@havingicecream5 жыл бұрын
So inspirational! Everyone should take notes
@astolfo91845 жыл бұрын
guys my meat will not stop ringing can you help what should i do
@fakename77254 жыл бұрын
Fricking Heck not every meat portal is the same. That’s the price of sustainable practice. That and the whispering
@parkeypence59745 жыл бұрын
Truly an inspiration, since watching this I've decided to make use of the milk wormhole in my attic
@LozLusterclux5 жыл бұрын
Oh, so this is where PETA leftovers went to.
@limeslush1e5 жыл бұрын
the “makes us dream in black and white” line GOT me
@Marvin-mz2eg6 жыл бұрын
people who disliked this probably didnt knoow this was a joke
@Megapixel80635 жыл бұрын
Clickhole has never joked. Some people just can’t accept facts.
@YokeyDokey5 жыл бұрын
No one: Peta's leftovers:
@arandomzoomer48375 жыл бұрын
So that's where they throw the remains of all the kittens they kill.