Agatha All Along is AGONY All Along

[@atTheHop]

"Don't watch crap shows." Sun Tzu

[@mrgraham5521]

That is in the lesser known book The Art of Bore.

[@JoshuaHopkins-j9o]

That dude makes the best chopsoky asian sauce

[@nicknevco215]

War tactics

[@bluehazard2]

"Don't consume garbage." Jesus H. Christ

[@nileverdeen3797]

Good. More room for us

[@Merisu_Sheep]

From the gayest Star Wars about a coven of witches to the gayest Marvel about a coven of witches. I got a strong sense of deja Vu

[@dnboii4404]

We had the power of one. Now power of two. Looking forward to the power of maaaaany.

[@dmhendricks]

Agatha All Along currently has an 80% audience score on RT. Most people love identity politics.

[@jonnypokemon]

its almost like disney wants to normalize satanic women

[@travishelmkamp]

Didn’t you just say that?!?

[@Neuro_UK]

Evil cannot create

[@newhorizons1]

Apathy all along....Thanos was right.

[@maxmazzotti6651]

But please don’t ruin Endgame’s sense of finality for us? It is the MCU’s true ending. No Way Home, GOTG 3, and Deadpool and Wolverine serve as epilogues

[@thanqualthehighseer]

Thanos wasn't But Ultron was.

[@IStealButterdToast]

The moment you realize Ultron and Thanos were trying to prevent the making of these movies and shows

[@JacksonDiddles]

They never told us WHICH half of the populations were eliminated...

[@JoshuaHopkins-j9o]

@@maxmazzotti6651 ... I would argue that Far From Home was the epilogue... and that No Way Home was memberberry trash. It did have a better "story arc" conclusion for Peter... but the rest of the film was jus plot hole contrivances and cramming 2 decades worth of fan service into a film. It was fun though

[@theSpakksen]

Enjoyed it. Thought episode 7 was a banger. A second season wouldn't bother me :) They didn't push an agenda down our throats.

[@3bladeninja21]

They kept calling it a gay show. They never once called it a good show

[@acnash27]

Those words are synonymous in their minds.

[@lawjef]

Make no mistake, gay ppl who aren’t hollywood shills are not happy that they are expected to consume this slop and enjoy it. Imagine waiting years or decades for a show that represents your political bias and it is a train wreck. The show is literally for no one but political hacks / shills.

[@NoahGooder]

and the more they push bad shows which involve the rainbow the further back acceptance creeps. They are creating thier own demons.

[@marissashantez6051]

@@lawjef I keep saying the same thing about women. The reasonably large group of women who used to like the MCU pre MShe U never asked for this. Activists do not represent anyone but activists. No one asked them to do any of what they do.

[@laurisaarinen1126]

It's like we're back in the 2000's... If something's bad it's fake and gay!

[@davidh.4944]

The big mystery for me is why they seem to think "gayest" is a selling point.

[@DisgruntledDoomer]

These are trying times, and people might be in need of some levity...?

[@NoahGooder]

because they have the woke brainrot. its the culmination of a decade long hugbox culture that started back in 2014.

[@gravdigr27]

Because diversity and inclusion and something else.

[@GideonRavenor712]

Its so that they can turn around when the show predictably fails (Katheryn certainly seems to already know it) and claim it's all because of homophobic bigots. Not that that will change anyone's perceptions or make anyone rush out to watch it, but you know.

[@RgoochBIV]

@@DisgruntledDoomer what's funny about being gay?

[@SubliminaIMessages]

“This is hot garbage please make it stop” -JRR Tolkien

[@advocate_of_HAKAI]

Imagine he ended Amazon's version of the Silmarillion with this💀💀💀

[@IStealButterdToast]

@@advocate_of_HAKAI the show is suppose to take place during the second age but thank the lord they can’t get the rights to The Silmarillion

[@advocate_of_HAKAI]

@@IStealButterdToast the Valar are watching over us after all🙏🏻

[@float32]

@@SubliminaIMessages -JRR Tolkien at 250 RPM.

[@str.77]

JRRT obviously would have never used the word "garbage". He was English!

[@BeeWeeTV]

so when are you making the video saying you were wrong?

[@AwesomeIlOll3000]

I think I'll skip this one, Disney.

[@billybadass3056]

pfft.. *sexist*

[@awagerer4242]

I wish even the KZbin dudes and dudettes would also skip this one…

[@aurum6664]

@@billybadass3056 ha! GEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

[@twistedsecret2554]

Just like I skipped the last one... And the one before that... And the one before... I haven't watched a marvel show since Wanda vision. Damn it's been so long.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Imagine skipping making comments

[@PhattyBolger]

"We're bringing back Agatha." "..." "Who?"

[@parbonmadhu9766]

the pain in kevins face actually made me feel sad ;-;

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Certainly not Christie.

[@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin]

"Agathaaaa!" - Chivalry: Medieval Warfare?

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@parbonmadhu9766 Why? He actually deserves it! 😜

[@Ravenna_Black]

The show is awesome.

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

Lets be fair. Women are just as capable as men. As such they should expect the same criticism for their work.

[@YouSuprised]

That's racist and misogyny. My grandmother told me not to believe otherwise.

[@thel1355]

They want both the respect and and the kid gloves.

[@UniqueBreakfastTaco]

Lol....if that were true, we wouldn't have all this garbage to clown.

[@MaverickX36]

No, they're not. They learn from us. Like trained pets. We teach them wrong.

[@cole4648]

@@MaverickX36LOL. 😂😂😂

[@daroofa]

I've been told it wasn't made for me AND been called a bigot for not going to see it.

[@nucleargrizzly1776]

Elizabeth Banks demanding that men not go see Charlie's Angels. Then blaming her failure on men not going to see Charlie's Angels. Claiming patriarchal men don't go see female led movies. The same men that made the first two Charlie's Angels movies so successful.

[@conradaster3764]

It's FOR me and I'm still going to be a gay bigot😂

[@DaveDangles]

You’re being called a bigot for other reasons. No one cares if you watch this show or you don’t.

[@nooa69]

It literally just came out so settle Karen .

[@nucleargrizzly1776]

@@nooa69 Two episodes isn't enough to know if it's good or not?

[@saucysenpai5991]

Kevin: We’re bringing back Agatha. Audience: *cough* *cough* *fart* That had me laughing so hard.

[@crok8349]

What is the time stamp?

[@heikkiremes5661]

@@crok8349 1:50

[@tadsgirl]

@@crok8349 1:50

[@jrpanciotti8863]

notice that there is no applause or cheering, i guess there were no crickets in the hall.

[@saucysenpai5991]

@@crok8349 1:51

[@duydo1212]

Girl not you shitting on the show before watching it lmao

[@Mungnum]

Real. And it’s good too. Ig calling something gay is a trigger word for these mfs

[@speedypete07gnarly]

“Twice the Pride, double the fall” -Count Dooku Oops wrong franchise, never mind same company.

[@JeremiahEcks777]

As Beast Megatron once said "Same product, new package... Loser." There's a few people I'd like to say that to Marvel.

[@weirdfish09]

"So, you have chosen... death." -Saruman Oops wrong character, never mind same actor.

[@AntsTheaterCorner2698]

So true

[@paranoyd70]

So...Yet another show written by women, for women, starring, directed & produced by women...Which will blame men when it fails miserably. Disney is a broken record.

[@ohsweetmystery]

Don't you mean written by lesbians,for lesbians, starring, directed & produced by lesbians? Most women have zero interest in lesbians.

[@Treblaine]

Women won't watch it either but you're right, men will be blamed for not taking up the slack.

[@glentor3]

And women won’t watch it either.

[@rolkflameraven1483]

No, its another show written by woman for those same woman. Starring, directed and produced by women, most of whom don't want to watch it. But yes, they will blame men when it fails, ignoring that most woman also refused to watch it.

[@exploatores]

I would say its another show writen by activists, directed and produced by activists for activists. then Non of them have figured out that most pepole don´t think like them. So they are supriced that the show isn´t a hit and blame the former fans of the francise. that are mostly men. Who they told that the show wasn´t for.

[@ronnevilleronne]

Bro have follow-up videos on Rings of Power yet still none for this series? I wonder why...

[@Persephone_Personified]

Bc they can’t farm hate engagement. Ya know. The whole purpose of this channel. . . I feel badly that they are so surface level... it must suck to be so petty and angry. 😬

[@markgregorygacosta531]

"It was agony all a long" - m-she-u

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

We get it already. You and your boyfriend want the M-HE-U

[@pixelsheep8939]

it was ag-gay-ny

[@nicodiangelo6788]

This isn’t even pushing female empowerment get help 😂

[@pixelsheep8939]

@@nicodiangelo6788 get help liking your own comment

[@nicodiangelo6788]

@@pixelsheep8939 except for the fact that I didn’t. Some one else did 😂 I can literally give u proof. And it’s the fact that ur too pssy to even debate this shi 😘

[@bananamancoolguy7670]

at this point I'll be more surprised when disney produces something that isn't gay

[@nucleargrizzly1776]

Up next. Micky leaves Minnie because he F'n Goofey

[@Kiryu_Kazuma01]

You’ll have to go back in time of about 5 years to find that

[@BowlCrossy]

Not holding much hope. I'm expecting they'll butcher Andor S2.

[@HotteaLT]

The production cycle is so long for these shows, it will take another couple of years for the healing to start showing.

[@oskarfunes2505]

Hetero All Along

[@Hero88Gaming]

12:52 we should hear this more than watching agatha

[@MikeyJBlakeJR]

Stroll on over to Doom (2016), and you'll get that, and more. It has such a badass soundtrack 🤘

[@dksoulstice6040]

Let's market Agatha All Along the exact same way as that Star Wars show that is the worst-received Star Wars media of all time and got cancelled after 1 season- Someone at Marvel

[@liamphibia]

Ugh, where's Deadpool when you need him?

[@nucleargrizzly1776]

Maybe attack the fans while they're at it?

[@conradaster3764]

I'm so tired of this sh!t.hell It's become exhausting just listening to the YTers talk about it....

[@Ofra8191-]

@@nucleargrizzly1776 It's ok, the actor that plays Wiccan already did that, they are right on trek, no need to worry...

[@HotteaLT]

Seems like this got axed before it is out and the cast know it. Bald move, let's see how the dei-gang reacts :)

[@jamillefrancisco564]

"Wahhh wahh! The show wasnt made for me."

[@yamthesweetpotato3007]

"The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own. [...] it only ruined them and twisted them;" - J. R. R. Tolkien

[@malcontender6319]

Where are the leftist pedants congratulating you on using the "actual" quote now?

[@cosmicwolf7101]

That reporter that asks that " this is ThE GaYeSt MaRvEl blah blah blah" is super fucking annoying

[@gnarwhal7562]

That guy is at literally every single one of those Disney red carpet premieres too. He was there for Agatha. He was there for Quantum-mania. He was there for Snow White. And I'm sure there's more glazing to come down the line

[@maxbrandt6]

He sounds like an aged Muppet!

[@Jodie-G198]

Exactly! I was saying 'shut the fuck up' after the srcond red-carpet interview.

[@Mungnum]

Oops honey you’re homophobia is showing

[@cosmicwolf7101]

@@Mungnum you're a fucking idiot if you're talking to me. I'm not scared of some random cock gobblers im ANNOYED with this specific dildo. His voice and mannerisms and questions are quite annoying. So kindly fuck off.... Honey

[@FerSFumero]

This aged like milk

[@johnbamboo-xh8xb]

Thanks Gary for reminding me, that as a member of 99,9% of the normal audience, this is nothing for me.

[@kanetheentertainer]

Exactly. What a piece of crap.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Thinking that 99% of the audience is normal is the gayest comment yet. I'd say 99% gay. The comment, not the audience.

[@RealRushinRussian]

Wdym nothing? So much youtube content for weeks to come. It's great! Not intention to watch the actual show though

[@viagray8098]

Man. You can’t even correct a typo. You get no like from me! Harrumph.

[@marissashantez6051]

@@RealRushinRussian Good point. They are making sure people like Drinker, and Gary dont run out.

[@lonestarrk9308]

Not even Aubrey Plaza can get me to pay for a month of Disney+.

[@gan_the_white]

Pay?!?! That's what VPNs are for and these shows aren't even worth the download!

[@nucleargrizzly1776]

Big fan of Plaza and Hahn. Was told that if I wanted to stay a fan not to watch this one.

[@Theseus9-cl7ol]

She's way over rated.

[@xali2008]

Aubrey Plaza is not a good actress, she's doing the same character since Park and Rec!

[@casualcausalityy]

Plaza? She's a whole courtyard now

[@Neon002121]

Oh my goodness it’s almost like a character’s sexual orientation has literally NO effect on whether they are interesting or not. What are the odds.

[@incogneato790]

And that a writher/producer/executive's sexual orientation is the only thing that effects their decisions.

[@AnonymousNoNayme]

Identity politics propaganda has the total inverse effect and actually makes the characters not interesting and hated because their whole character is a token tiny trivial aspect of their identity that should not be the only (or even primary) focus. I immediately hate the character of Wiccan as much as Ncuti Gatwa on Dr. Who. It doesn't exactly help gay representation if the whole audience immediately starts hoping the characters get hate-crimed as soon as they're introduced cuz they are so cringe smh. Ppl would hate it just as bad if Captain America was constantly on about how hetero he was every scene and that was his whole character/personality too lol. Nobody. F*ckin. Cares. Disney. Nobody; git gud.

[@marissashantez6051]

At this point I find obviously queer coded characters dull as dirt. In the exact same way I find girlboss characters dull.

[@dontyouworryaboutit_]

boring, arrogant, insufferable person to be around - but I’m also GAY who CARES

[@M-S_4321]

Regretfully I'm forced to have to disagree. I'm discovering of late that a characters orientation has a massive effect on whether I find the character gay oriented Not interesting. We use to dismiss that as shallow or one dimensional.

[@Kind_of_Human]

This is hella funny after ep 7

[@ayanellezooman685]

And episode masterpiece

[@SomeGuyNamedRoy]

Its insane how they can make a scene of a little girl lusting toward a 50 year old naked woman. Disney really likes confirming the groomer roomers.

[@carsonhunt4642]

Even weirder is that was probably the only one of a “her” type under the age of 40 to be casted. Can’t have attractive ones can we

[@Bruh_but_why]

If you remember eternals, they had a child character that was "mature for her age"

[@SomeGuyNamedRoy]

@@Bruh_but_why And the black leader of the norse gods told the Muslim teenager she might want a strap on.

When was this?

[@SomeGuyNamedRoy]

The comment I had appears to be deleted. In the Marvel's there was a possibly deleted scene where Valkyrie calls captain marvels ship. The teenage ms. Marvel says "I'm ms. Marvel" and the middle aged Valkyrie says "I didn't know she remarried." They stammer back and forth and Valkyrie says "You may want a strap on - I mean strap in." Because the ship she called was about to jump.

[@rexxtheawsome]

I like that they are straight up TELLING YOU. This is GAY and not made for straight men. No problem, ill be on my way...

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Go watch your wrestling with big men slamming each other in the ring convincing yourself that's not gayer than Disney.

[@LiminallyYours]

You think any sane gay will watch that slop either, though?

[@SpitefulSalad]

>Any sane >Gay Pick one.

[@nikkitrabucho2534]

@@LiminallyYoursthe problem is: this is all we have. In a universe filled with super heroes, talking raccoons, androids and more we didn’t exist. After 10 years we get 1 gay in a counseling session with Captain America, and a gay in the Eternals living a straight life so the straights won’t get offended. Now after seven more years we get some representation in tiny little D+ show with minor characters and still all the minds of the straights explode

[@dkmiller8420]

"...all the minds of the straights explode." I think you're giving way too much credit. 99% of the minds of the straights barely noticed and when they did it was annoyed amusement rather than tnt.

[@iamgroot4063]

That gay reporter probably didn’t realize he would become meme.

[@darkwolfe6286]

But he's pale and a man, when is he going to be replaced by a more diverse them/they 🤔

[@HotteaLT]

Jeremy taught him well.

[@youruncleted]

i think if you're that flamboyant, you would only see that as "popularity", and not for what it is, ridicule

[@cattrucker8257]

That tutti-fruity was going at it so singlemindedly it almost sounded like deliberate mocking/parody. Except we know it wasn't.

[@HannahKayW]

@@cattrucker8257I thought he was purposefully baiting them to create hate content 😂 that’s how single minded he came across.

[@foreign_objective2855]

Knew this was gonna age like milk

[@9751matt]

In what way? The first six episodes are actually quite horrible. When the last few episodes are quite good, that doesn't make a series as a whole good, just 'salvagable'

[@ProtocolAbyss]

@@9751matt all the first 6 episodes has a 7+/10 on IMDB so then you fatso, go on, tell me whats wrong with them? And don't just go with the pansy, virginity stricken responses like 'hurr durr woke and DEI' give me actual criticism. If your even capable of it.

[@ayanellezooman685]

⁠@@ProtocolAbyssOK, I’ll do that for you ,I’ll explain why Agatha All Along is a bad show. 1. …….. Oops sorry there is none LOL

[@kevindoyle2519]

A white witch A black witch An Asian witch A Hispanic Witch A gay side character This has all the makings of a diverse show.

[@spankie7728]

+ they are all 100% biiiiiiatch ... !

[@thedarkone9552]

There also must be a cripple somewhere between

[@Mereologist]

Sad that so many actors would be thrilled at being nothing more than their skin.

[@HarryBrownhole]

The problem with this woke/DEI poison is that they think showing diversity makes a show.😑

[@EricLing64]

In theory it could work if they leaned into each kind of witch lore, witch doctors, soothsayers, whatever.

[@petersaysthings]

Lmao this aged terribly because the show is actually amazing. It took a bit in the beginning, but it's held together very well and stuck the landing perfectly with the last 2 episodes. Seethe.

[@pillow7672]

Yes I really don't understand the hate, Yes there are some woke elements but the overall show is good

[@Monkeytheluffy56]

Is it worth pirating?🤔​@@pillow7672

[@9751matt]

​@@Monkeytheluffy56It depends on the person. The first six episodes are agonizingly painful to watch, but the last episodes are pretty good. Nothing super special, but good.

[@mattrb8101]

@@pillow7672whats even woke lmao… its just a gay character lmfao

[@IndianaJake]

Those coughs after Feige announces Agatha bahahah that was gold

[@AdamKadmon-cg5qs]

Marvel has several times published an Encyclopedia of the Marvel Universe. NO ONE working for Marvel in any capacity - especially the show runners - can be excused for ignorance on the Marvel characters. Every sidekick, girlfriend, and nemesis is listed in those books.

[@DetectiveBarricade]

Who has time to read when you're busy flushing money down the toilet producing activist garbage virtually no one will subscribe to Disney+ to watch? Making the show good would get in the way of all the activist garbage they want to cram down the audience's throats. Can't have that.

[@Cyhort182]

"Witches are queer because they're outcasts" Thanks for confirming that "queerness" has nothing to do with sexuality and everything to do with wanting to be a quirky outsider.

[@hopefulspectator6573]

Queer literally means odd, unusual, different

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

It's still a dumb statment. ​@@hopefulspectator6573

[@twistedfocus]

More importantly, the message is the inverse of that. If you feel outcast, you’re “queer” and can now belong to a protected class if you witness this “message” to all you meet in an effort to recruit them. Humans find religion, and this is one of them.

[@edstringer1138]

exactly

[@NoahGooder]

welcome to the futher undermining of the rainbow as well because if people can "choose" to be queer. whats stopping them from going back and saying you can "choose" to be gay.

[@michaelsharkey4255]

I actually like the show. Great casting and solid acting. I could care less about an agenda. I’m straight and really am enjoying the show. Also it’s getting solid ratings too.

[@saskeruto2299]

Totally agreeee 😍😍😍

[@Mungnum]

Thank you! I actually think this video is pretty telling, seeing as they judged it for calling itself gay. Yeah, it’s gay, and it’s great? They’re acting like it can’t be both which is actually… dare I say… homophobic?

[@L_unatic]

@@Mungnum This was filmed before the show was actually released I believe, and to be fair, most modern films where 'gay' is one of the main selling points tend to be bad films that focus more on the identity of the characters rather than the story. This was a fair judgement at the time even if it isn't now. I personally don't have a problem with diverse characters as long as the plot is good and the story isn't trash, it's just that I and many others have lost the faith that we had in Disney because of all the terrible movies/shows they've made the past 5 or so years.

[@jwroot]

Remember when Marvel used to excite us and go see their movies like big events you shouldn't miss out on? I miss the past.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Remember when people complained about Hollywood putting out the same stuff and then complained when they didn't?

[@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing]

they were billion dollar films, families saw them together that time has passed

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

You and I remember Budapest very differently.

[@marissashantez6051]

@@SIMON_SAYS_SO I think you have it backwards. Hollywood used to put out great films with a huge variety. There is nothing similar between ET, Serpico, or 2001 The Space Odyssey. Now they keep on pushing the left wing narrative. They fear to put more than 3 straight white characters starring in the same show, and every fantasy settlement has the diversity of downtown LA. Its irritating, its always the same, and no one wants to watch it. the "modern audience" is too small to warrant anything other then the most low budget show.

[@wintergreen2.073]

Very very few of them. Most of the movies have been formulaic and mediocre. It just got worse. There’s better cinema out there than the mcu

[@jacksonlovesnintendo]

8:05 interesting. It’s looking like Hollywood (at least some of them), are starting to distance themselves from words like “diversity,” or “minorities.” Hope?!?!

[@VicecrackVoldermort]

The needle has shifted slightly.

[@bastiancole3565]

The fact that they STILL greenlit this show despite nobody giving a damn or even talking about this for literal years since it's inception. Star Wars has less apathy than this show had, because 70% of Marvel fans (not DISNEY Marvel fans, needs to be emphasized) had no idea the show even existed. And yet they still released it.

[@GideonRavenor712]

Some people think it was contractual obligation, somewhere, somehow, to somebody. Nothing else really makes sense. Nobody was clamoring for an Agatha Harkness show, nobody was rushing out after Wandavision to say: "Yea, I want a spin-off with her!"

[@Mereologist]

Worse: Agatha requires another series and a movie as homework... even Headland's show didn't have this bar.

[@tommyfamolare8740]

So now that the show has become one of the highest rated marvel shows ever, and it’s been really good what u gonna say? I didn’t have much faith but I wasn’t gonna judge before I saw it and damn I’m glad I did especially episode 7

[@kyledabearsfan]

Apathy is so much more dangerous than passionate fans who disagree. You can bring back fans who are upset, you can't easily make amends with people who just don't care anymore.

[@mbob4337]

I just watch Gary and others reviews on them. I don't even have interest to watch Deadpool and Wolverine. I just don't care to try.

[@kyledabearsfan]

@@mbob4337 you aren't alone. Many long time fans of long time franchises have been pushed out and now there is zero reason to support the products we once loved

[@thehoerscorral8565]

Exactly. Take Star Wars, for all their hate of Star Wars Theory, at least he buys your products, watches your movies and shows, plays your games. He WANTS them to be good. Contrast that with the millions of hitlerbigots that simply don't care about Disney SW anymore, or never did after TFA...

[@JoakimOtamaa]

​@@mbob4337Yeah, maybe watch it as a rental when hungover, it was honestly quite boring. No reason to waste your munty on a ticket.

[@caoticbat4303]

Except this video is a hate letter, not apathy. Apathy would be an instagram story saying he isn't watching, this video has about 6min of actual text and drags over 10min in editing, complaining that it's gay, complaining that it has black, old and asian people, complaining that it's connected to other marvel shows... If this isn't an upset fan, I don't know what else you need

[@hothotheat3000]

NO ONE ever said that Marvel was only for straight white men. Are these people insane?! Women and minorities loved these movies. Endgame didn’t make that money just by having one demographic in the audience. EVERYONE saw it. This is exhausting.

[@flof6916]

They should also start hating on X-Men because they represent the minorities and discriminated people. And they should had been hating on Scarlet Witch in the first place which they failed to cuz they are literally SHEEP COWARDS. They should also start hating on Deadpool because that’s also very gay and literally the most graphic of all and they only target Agatha all along. Society is going to have a bright future! And im starting to see more sh*t on the internet and I think I should leave this cesspool. And yes I am patient. Used to be bother by all the hate but now I’m pretending to be blind…but it seem like this gotten way TOO FAR. IF👏YOU 👏HATE👏DO👏IT👏CORRECTLY👏OR👏MAKE👏IT👏MAKES👏SENSE👏 YOU SHOULD AS WELL START HATING ON YOUR COSIN WHOS PROBABLY SECRETLY GAY

[@Christo_Trismegistus]

And everyone is choosing not to watch this crap

[@RyanLongArt]

It's projection.

[@didierfavre2356]

They want it for the modern audience by dividing the audience, excluding anybody white and related and insulting everybody.

[@SeSeReRfRf]

Gary put it best. They turned Marvel (and Star Wars) from a boy brand everyone liked into a girl brand nobody likes

[@DARKEST_VANTA]

Jeezus that opening 😒 🫳🥃 🚽

[@christianb836]

Still waiting for you to get to the point….

[@cowboysproud_47]

satanic burning of franchises with witches

[@theghostofmaximumvolume3414]

Directly from the bowels of the 'Magic Kingdom'.

[@anubusx]

Nobody was asking for an Agatha show.

[@nexusshark]

The shills say that "nobody was asking for an Ironman movie either", eventhough Ironman was much more well known than characters like Echo or Agatha, way back before the MCU was even a thing.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Nobody was asking for you either but your parents still produced a disappointment.

[@IcAnClips1]

@@nexussharknot really no one was looking out for marvel characters except Spider-Man and the X-men, and marvel themselves knew that the whole point of the mcu is to make unknown characters better known, so your argument is kinda stupid

[@Furfrouu]

​@@nexusshark You can make lesser known characters the centre of a story, it's up to the writers to bring out their potential. It's that the writers care more about the dumbass MESSAGE than compelling story telling.

[@nexusshark]

@@IcAnClips1 I'm sure there were a lot more people who knew who Ironman was, than people who where fans of Echo or Agatha. There is also a difference between introducing a comicbook character (who's part of a larger team of superheroes) to the big screen, and making a show about an uninteresting side villain who was previously introduced in another show and people didn't care. That's what it means when people say "nobody asked for this". People already had a taste.

[@blankadams3120]

That lady: "I think witches were queer all along." No, not even close, they were the origin of the succubus, in that, through their dealings with the devil, they would tempt good men down the path of the flesh, which is part of why they held all their rituals in the middle of nature, 'sky clad', that any who might come upon them would be so besotted with their illusory beauty that they would fall madly in love.

[@kathleenhensley5951]

Finally! someone who knows some esoteric history! Black Witchcraft used Heterosexual sex to release the power of creation (prana & Kundalini) and it energized them and made their spells possible. Human sacrifice and abortion would do the same thing, the blood letting released energy to use and pleased the Evil One. They sold their souls for power. It was the darkest of all magics. So who is this show for ... witches? the alphabet crowd? Women who want control and power at any price? White Witchcraft existed and counteracted the Dark witches. White Witchcraft were chiefly herbalists, Healers, removed curses, spiritual advisors who prayed over their patients. They were the doctors long before there was a medical profession or in small villages were there were no doctors. Hollywood thinks it's clever, it doesn't even do it's research.

[@TruusvanEs]

Like the mermaids.

[@SwattinStones]

Claiming that witches were always gay, is a prelude to more self induced victimhood by rewriting history…again. They will claim that witches were burned alive, not because of black magic superstition, but because they were “gay all along”.

[@DJLegends]

but what about the Wicca?

[@Fridaey13txhOktober]

Queer witches are for beckies! 😄

[@vazquezcarlos]

As a hetero man, I liked it and thought it's perfect for the Halloween season. I also liked Acolyte.

[@jodyvanderwesthuizen9017]

Me too. Well, maybe not the Acolyte, but that also wasn't as bad as everyone made it out to be. Nerdrotic's income relies on him sh*tting on everything so don't believe everything that he says.

[@kangaroocaliphate1577]

To each there own. It's more important to find joy in our media then to win points in some cultural conflict.

[@MsBigact]

Hetero woman here, and same.

[@stevesteve788]

I agree. I hate Disney DEI bs more then anyone but the issue has been they've sacrificed good story telling and character development for DEI. This show is overly DEI but does not sacrifice good story, characters, character development, plot and twists. The show is awesome and funny and so many big twists you don't see coming.

[@grandfaultimperceptor]

Never stop dunking on Disney products till they rot and go away.

[@Launchpad05]

Or until they revert back to the Disney of the late 80's, to late 90's.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

You and your like will be forgotten and long gone before that happens.

[@JackbenImbel2274]

@@SIMON_SAYS_SO I am sure you said the same when the Acolyte was supposed to be a hit, then it was not. Then maybe again for everything before and soon to come after you will say the same. And you will be wrong, as always. When will you and your kind finally realize nobody likes you? This whole, "We don't want you.", attitude is actually like a pathetic kind of cry for help by you and your kind. Do us a favor, go cry somewhere else. Go find someone who actually cares about you or anything you have to say. All of your crying has failed, nobody cares.

[@joeblow1104]

@@SIMON_SAYS_SOnot if we keep staying far away from million dollar garbage Disney keeps putting out. They are already feeling the pain and we aren’t even close to being done!

[@HannahKayW]

@@SIMON_SAYS_SOCome on 😂 you think people who like compelling stories, plot-focus and world building are going away any time soon? I feel terrible at the idea of there ever being a world where no one values quality over the message.

[@LuigiTheMetal64]

Lore is important for consistency, suspending disbelief in any series.

[@TheLifeOnHigh]

That Variety red carpet reporter has to be the single most cringe inducing human alive. Good god! He’s like fingernails to a chalkboard 😣😫

[@SlowNSteady123]

He’s part of the weak men that are making hard times rn

[@JoakimOtamaa]

He sounds like a dying Kermit ffs and I fucking love Kermit memes.

[@radrobd123]

he's like the human equivalent of Snagglepuss

[@Tiyev]

Yeah, he sounds like a fucking human muppet.

[@QenaitheCustodianGuard]

Soy personified and embodied.

[@joemaranot8197]

Honestly i have watched the show pilot is one of the greatest or the only show in disney plus i like the music is perfect the cast are a little bit word when you first sodium Also the reason there's gay character is because marble decided to take one off the character in the comics which is the son of wanda who is gay

[@superherobeatdown]

It’s shit and wickan wasn’t always gay skarr hulk son is his boyfriend and it’s got to be the worst plot ever in young avengers story fk the whole story about that is him fighting his sexuality

[@CireSway28]

8:52 "wow they trained you really really well" sounds so fking creepy

[@AndrewPatterson-xq4qk]

You can tell that Aubrey is getting tired of the gay questions, like “I’m just doing this for the money” is just plastered on her face.

[@TruusvanEs]

Should have turned it down

[@theLikou1]

To be fair, she looks "tired of your shit" almost all the time. That is one of her charms.

[@davilakarlos]

Nah Aubrey was very excited to call this show a "gay explosion"

[@tylergannon7398]

⁠@@davilakarlosit was a “a gay explosion” Dumbledore said calmly

[@TheGuruStud]

​​@@davilakarlosthat was in the contract. "You will say xyz during marketing"

[@ericillsley2406]

That red carpet bit is the kiss of death.

[@mistdyna]

"Witch Girl Magic!" - Probably Howard Stark

[@sigmacademy]

JOKE: Now, now. Can't let the PATRIARCHY take over. The possibility is far more likely that a witch would be saying something like that? :P

[@harrymills2770]

I remember as a kid how it sucked how short comic books were. Loved them, but went through them in 20 minutes or so. The idea that a director "didn't read many comics" shows how little work is actually put into these.

[@emdee8840]

Well put. I remember that exact feeling. Twenty minutes for a solid read, then that was it. I stopped reading comics a couple of decades ago, after almost 40 years of fandom.

[@adamwarlock8263]

who the fuck is their target audience? this is truly baffling

[@BowlCrossy]

Going off those interviews on the purple carpet... I think it might be gay people.

[@petecollins4925]

The target appears to be the 'modern audience'. You know, the audience that hasn't actually materialised yet despite all these shows and games that have been made for them.

[@Dr._GroovyDude]

Dead eggers who still shop at Hot Topic and Disney consoomers who worship the company.

[@WPC29]

The mentally ill

[@JackbenImbel2274]

A communist audience who will go along blindly. "Say it enough times and it becomes true" type of audience. "If you don't do what we say you're not cool" type of audience.

[@marllon_0009]

It's high time the Disney company put up a "for sale" sign.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Why would you sell a company making record profits?

[@BowlCrossy]

@@SIMON_SAYS_SO Look at the stock price. They're not doing well. You should buy up, though.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

You don't seem to understand how stock price manipulation works. You can't buy low and sell high if they are always high.

[@BowlCrossy]

@@SIMON_SAYS_SO 🤣So you don't understand the difference between gross and net income. Good work.

[@Sasha.A2112]

It’s Marvel’s Acolyte. GAY! GAY! GAY!

[@0r30-d2c]

There were hundreds of people waiting for this to be made. They’re trying to get their viewership down apparently.

[@somedude077]

The power of Gay

[@jktuert8630]

Yass! YASS!!!

[@bryanscott438]

Dave Chappelle's line from "Blue Streak" lol

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Incredible how the main male character has the least testosterone of the entire cast.

[@CecilxIndy]

definitely grown out of content creators like this.

[@terraphantom1039]

Good for you, Sargon of Akkad almost got me in the 2010's XD

[@HorrorClips4u]

The fact that the director got 2nd hand information about the comic books is very telling for how these modern shows turn out. “I don’t read the comics” WHY TF NOT??? Is it not your job to create a show for the people who DO read them?

[@spenndoolie]

When you’re a diversity hire you try and fail upwards, competence is treated suspiciously

[@55Andy555]

Well no, it's not. It's their job to checkboxes and collect ESG points.

[@Boothmeister]

They aren’t at any point in production ever labelled as comic book movies, Disney hires people to work on these shows that know nothing about Marvel or Star Wars intentionally. Acolyte wasn’t for Star Wars fans & Agatha certainly isn’t for comic fans. These shows are for a group of people that probably don’t exist, the modern audience.

[@yasulong]

To be fair, if you're good, you could do a great show without relying on the original materials, case in point, Fallout TV show. But those are more of outliers than the norm.

[@davidgantenbein9362]

You don’t really want them to read the modern day Marvel comics … not even the comic fans want to read those anymore. … let’s better say that the writers, directors and producers should know about the good stuff the fans remember. The Marvel that once was as opposed to the Marvel that is.

[@tacocats2244]

I wouldn't even be aware of the existence of this show if it weren't for content creators

[@tituscrow4951]

It’s Xmas for Gary & the boys ☺️ But no way I’m ACTUALLY watching the garbage. I’ll hear how bad it is from them.

[@HotteaLT]

Do you regret learning of it ? That is how most of Disney investors feel, they don't give a damn what the company is doing and how many cash pyres are burning :)

[@Learning-kf3uq]

I learned about its existence by the game I play for years (Marvel Puzzle Quest) releasing Agatha-related content.

[@Launchpad05]

'They'll never know what you sacrificed for them.' (Our hero, everyone.)

[@jakedavidheilemann1208]

Well this aged like fucking milk mixed with lemon juice.

[@Uppearance]

Whoever edits your videos is the best at their job. This was very entertaining to watch.

[@PierryChan]

Cheers! 🍻

[@overlydorkishdude]

I’m not going to lie. I have no idea what’s going on anymore. I literally 100% gave up on this franchise but Jesus I have no faith in returning to this stuff.

[@Eternal-Security]

He will return when Christians are at their lowest. It's only just begun. Satan has dominion over this world. But remember, This world is nothing.

[@vahidoph]

You'd have to binge something along 50 hours of garbage to catch on. And the pile is gonna increase. Don't do that to yourself. Smoking crack would be less harmful.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

Same. I stopped paying attention after Loki s1 and never looked back.

[@774Rob]

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

[@TacticusPrime]

Too bad for you that Agatha All Along is fucking amazing, huh?

[@Mungnum]

Right??? It’s good af. Maybe they’ll have to admit gay characters aren’t bad :,(

[@TheChannelJ1]

@@Mungnum That would ruin the GRIFT...

[@illuvinomics]

I watched it and the whole gay romance and character reveal actually ruined it. It feels like a forced agenda to push gay bromance on the audience

[@TheChannelJ1]

@@illuvinomics Are you dumb. The comic book character is gay. Just say you're an idiot who doesn't read comics AND leave.

[@TacticusPrime]

@@illuvinomics An "agenda" being featuring gay people in the show, huh?

[@dennislogan9836]

I seriously hope Disney goes out of business I'm so done hearing about them can't wait for it to be a ghost world and a ghost land they deserve everything they get!

[@Zeddyboi86]

That Hawkeye clip was so on point. "Don't. Don't give me hope."

[@ariyo781]

Gay characters are not bad I don’t think that makes a character worse at all. What I think makes the STORY worse is when that is used specifically to pander the audiences and does not have an impactful or important role on the story. Watching these episodes has genuinely been frustrating because there’s definitely potential but the amount of jokes and unnecessary romantic tension is genuinely so annoying 💀 (I do genuinely love Agatha though, she is such a fun and likable character even with how morally awful she can be)

[@noobmaster69426]

I agree… it detracts from the story, which made the show feel shit, though Agatha is a great character

[@hypersleepdialogues8889]

Not casting Aubrey Plaza as Morgan Le Fay is mindblowing. Could have been great. Such a waste.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Disagree. Elizabeth Hurley as Morgan Le Fay

[@SirEtrigan]

To be fair, the character likeness rights might fall under the loosely associated UK imprint that ran the Excalibur "universe" series of books. Way easier to borrow her for a comic arc or few, probably way harder to supplant her into a film project expected to make millions (lol) back that would then have to pay out royalties.

[@hypersleepdialogues8889]

​@@SirEtriganMorgan Le Fay is public domain. She's existed in British folk lore for hundreds of years.

[@nicknevco215]

Do you not like plaza then

[@hypersleepdialogues8889]

@@SIMON_SAYS_SO t If that show is cannon, it's never been acknowledged

[@Garek_George]

4:47 They were both so smirky and happy 🥹 And now? Eh, not so much. 😂❤

[@JurassicRod]

I bet action figures of this middle aged woman dressed in middle aged women clothes will fly off the shelves.

[@robbieracer3294]

I doubt Hasbro will even make any...if they do, they are literally pissing away money at this point

[@JurassicRod]

@@robbieracer3294 They did make at least one figure of Agatha as it's still on the shelves in the UK peg warming.

[@katharina8963]

Watched it with a friend and 20 minutes into the second episode he just asked loudly „For who did they make that show?!“ i loughed for the first time.

[@Learning-kf3uq]

For people who love supernatural and urban fantasy shows. For people who loved Charmed when growing up. Different Marvel products have different target audiences. It’s ok.

[@MedroffYT]

​@Learning-kf3uq oh shutup. They're pandering to the gays and it stinks. Why would they lose money for themselves to appeal to homosexuals? Disney is just throwing shit to the wall with no concern at all, on if it sticks.

[@loradineva8398]

And for people who have an attention span of more than 20 minutes...

[@Kind_of_Human]

AGED LIKE MILK

[@liamphibia]

"Agatha All Along is AGONY All Along" Brilliantly well titled, man.

[@colosseumbuilders4768]

New drinking game: Take a hit every time she says "like."

[@mariusietswaard4353]

Im not suicidal

[@tow-rn2qy]

Why not gay?

[@DangerB0ne]

Liver: OBLITERATED

[@thebatman4279]

I'm currently typing this in A&E. Thanks for nothing.

[@MedroffYT]

Hey, we're talking weed, you dummies. ^

[@mkeogh76]

Growing-up as a Gen Xer, anything that was boring, lame, and stupid was always described as being "gay." "That's gay, dude." Glad to see it coming back as a pejorative.

[@Dr._GroovyDude]

Hey, lots of us in Gen Z can agree on the same thing. You just don't see it cause the "wanna be blacks and tik tok whores" are astroturfed. Only diff is we also use "gay" to describe things that are gross, vile, and detestable. This show fits both our generations' definitions of the word.

[@CiskyFCC]

It never stopped being a pejorative because it simply is. People just stopped saying it for a while, but they made a mistake thinking we are all equal and that sexual tastes are unrelated to sanity.

[@Ls2raven]

You sound gay.

[@creepingdread88]

"Is this the gayest show ever?" Yes! It's extremely gay!

[@ManishSingh-xo1fb]

Umm you understand being gay doesn't mean insanity? People like want to make me go to the woke side. Nerdortic watchers I have seen have become extremely idiotic, I mean it's the same people on the woke side , same IQ levels, but on opposite side. ​@@CiskyFCC

[@LatinaBlue7314]

I really need to stop watching this kind of videos, the show was good, not great but still not as horrible as everyone expected it to be.

[@B55Baron]

"The Gayest........ Ever" was all I needed to hear. No thanks. And the guy from Variety is really a creep. Hollywood has gone down the drain.

[@HKKvampiro]

The best reporter ever. He just need one question for all the cast.

[@55Andy555]

They always were. They just aren't bothering to hide it anymore.

[@kevkev4515]

your homophobia is showing

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

0:36 - I love that "Ba-Dum_Tss" soo much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@focusedfox7167]

Cringe comment ngl

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

@@focusedfox7167 Wait.. What?

[@Myxril]

1:50 "We're bringing back Agatha." **cough** **cough** **fart** That about sums up everything.

[@ricardozk]

😂😂😂😂

[@CipherRage0909]

"Who the hell is Agatha?!?!"

[@jayy2418]

its edited if u attended the event u would realise there actually are people who are interested.

[@londiumweekly]

@@jayy2418I actually liked Agatha in WandaVision, but this show is goblin vomit. I enjoyed the first half of the first episode (and I really wish they stuck with it, the aesthetic was perfect), but holy crap it tanked fast.

[@ricardozk]

@@jayy2418 I don't know about the others but I noticed.

[@sanyang66]

No more videos on Agatha cuz the show is actually good.

[@syaefullahnurrahman3270]

haha true

[@Spyalwayswins]

So true

[@20th_century_Ghost]

One of Hell's torture cells has Agatha All Along and The Acolyte playing on repeat.

[@thissideofrandom]

That's a great way to get people to convert

[@indy_go_blue6048]

The Devil also added both seasons of Rings of Power, burnt popcorn and cold coffee- cold, not iced. He thought of everything.* *With kudos to Gary Larsen/Far Side Yearly Calendar 2024 for the original joke.

[@LukeHulin-rx9ql]

I know if I hear all the actors saying that the only thing this movie offers is gayness. Then I’m out. I’m trying to watch action and fantasy. Not some wanna be fan fiction with old actors that no one cares about. Plus hire ppl that can move and do fighting scenes.

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Does your fantasy involve lots of male testosterone like all the soyboyz crying m-She-u?

[@Muna-Jlore0997]

@@LukeHulin-rx9ql exactly. Dude, I want a good story that has escapism. Who wants to watch a middle aged woman who talks about their life??

[@drfirechief8958]

Why in the hell would a studio try to market a "Big" show to 4% of the population and think it's going to be a huge hit?!?!?

[@Whatever-mq7vy]

? 1-2% max. And it’s for the other 10% feeling morally superior and the other 60% thinking they are losing touch if they don’t.

[@Kobekyuubi]

@drfirechief8958 well I Mean plenty of people are watching it seeing as constantly being talked about on social media And it has a great critic score and an even better audience score

[@55Andy555]

4% is being generous to "people" that don't deserve generosity.

[@nikkitrabucho2534]

@@55Andy555thanks, how generous of you

[@talhailhan4018]

@@55Andy555 wow! tell us why you hate gays 55andy555? i am curious :)

[@Clanofthefoot13]

Holy hell! That was difficult to listen to. It almost feels like you are stomping your feet while saying some of these things… 😂

[@paullowman9131]

"Agony All Along" --- I think that you just killed this show. lol! 🤣

[@ColeBeeRyan]

$10 says that Rio Vidal is a gender-swapped Blackheart from the comics, Mephisto's son. A mash-up with Mephista, which is a stupid name, & Blackheart fits nicely with a female antagonist. I'll allow it lol

[@damascusraven]

Modern Disney is fascinating. The complete lack of understanding their core audience combined with a refusal to learn from mistakes is costing them billions, yet they keep doing it.

[@TruusvanEs]

They are sponsored, just like CNN. Low rating, bad reviews but they keep going.

[@halburd1]

do you need any more proof the leftist brain is a broken brain?

[@wistfully_me]

Oh I think Disney understands their core audience, I just think they hate them.

[@dukenukemforever6912]

@@TruusvanEs Not exactly, Disney is making money through theme parks not movies. So, until people stop going to their theme parks altogether, Disney is going to make more Gay shows.

[@JackbenImbel2274]

You have to admit it is a good communist way of thinking though. They know what is good for us, we are simply too stupid to understand that. The modern audience is the communist audience.

[@jackmurphy2276]

This aged like milk, didn’t it? 😂

[@IwonaKlich]

Like a cheese from lunchly

[@9751matt]

6 horrible episodes and a few good ones at the very end? What was he wrong about exactly?

[@jackmurphy2276]

It’s interesting to me that we can have a bunch of mediocre content focused on men, but when a show focuses on women and queer people, it has to be exceptional.

[@jackmurphy2276]

@@9751matt It’s interesting to me that we can have a bunch of mediocre content focused on men, but when a show focuses on women and queer people, it has to be exceptional.

[@9751matt]

@@jackmurphy2276 It doesn't have to be exceptional. It just has to be okay. The show wasn't even that in the first 6 episodes, so what are you blithering on about?

[@sicktired8857]

Disney can take defeat out of the mouth of victory

[@danbrooks275]

If this is an original quote, touche

[@SIMON_SAYS_SO]

Either spit out all the testosterone from your mouth or swallow and say something original.

[@gnarwhal7562]

It should've been called Lesbian Wine Aunts: A 10-episode Limited Series. They were gay all along 😂

[@greyw3aver]

Have i ever told you the definition of insanity? It is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.