My Embarrassing Online Dating Story

[@CoryxKenshin]

"I don't wish bad on people, but I castes a plague on you" LOL

[@shaneroberts5262]

Ay look its that dude I watch scream at demeneted telly tubbies aaaaay

[@CoryxKenshin]

Shane Roberts LOL ayeeeee

[@BrockBreedingintheHoennRegion]

CoryxKenshin ayy lmao

[@thegooglebell8159]

OMG HAY CORY

[@thegooglebell8159]

Can u dance to theory of everything 2 or clubstep?

[@itsalexclark]

Time to fess up... it was me.

[@Expressivv]

your wrong it was mr chair

[@awesomeness111111111]

secretdude21 Do you even Alex Clark brah? I be watchin his 'bout a girl series errday! No seriously, Alex Clark, you,re awesome. I saw your workout video w/ the cheez-its. XD

[@Expressivv]

I love to alex clark

[@habibkhan-bd5ui]

3

[@swoozie]

I KNEW ITTTT!!! On the phone I was like 'this kinda sounds like if Alex Clark was a girl and had a British accent'

[@ApexAhmad]

"I casted a plague on you" *6 years later: Corona Virus*

[@xx_v4mpirism]

"Put down the phone Nev. P-put down the phone!" *bruhhhh i'm dead*

[@crystalhoward4043]

Anne Marie lolololololol

[@dilophosaurusduck4715]

Anne Marie nine no nope get the he'll out of here

[@lockedwrld9339]

My name is nev-an

[@ashleeearl0712]

That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@clear9978]

Did anyone notice the second email was superwoman (lily)

[@izabelangelovaa6821]

Yep I did

[@richiesca11y3]

I did!!! #iiSwuperwomanii

[@ordinaryotaku4365]

Yep, i watched it when it came out xD

[@socoldsmith]

lol I didn't notice that thanks ..they should just date n get it on

[@coolcool6676]

it says thx 4 helping me with king bach i think

[@jenniferfixofficial]

I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!!!

[@nicholasmaharaj8539]

Lol

[@perlowkey]

+Jennifer Fix IKR XD

[@thea1774]

I. EXFOLIATED. FOR. THIS!!!

[@mimora3791]

Gayle Dunn I LOVE YOUR PIC

[@tylerharvey198]

Camila Morales s

[@jeminiplante1112]

Gayle Dunn lmao ikr ........ikr 😂😂😂😂

[@dritabrown]

VIKTOR

[@bossraidkd]

jamless diamond ARMY!

[@paulmccharmly66]

Do you think the reason she was always awake at 4:30 was because she lived in England?

[@adamleicester9327]

Marty McFly tru. It be like 11:30 there

[@stephanyewithay7927]

@@adamleicester9327 Yeah that's not late

[@mmmgluten]

yo that was exactly what i was thinking

[@DilzSB]

MedicBagProductions then y wud she ask out a guy in Orlando

[@kwedd8018]

unconTROLLable HD lol watch the vid

[@bali8068]

Am I the only one who notices that in like every girl story he gets stood up?

[@CVprincesse16]

so true

[@stumacher1819]

I did

[@yuirick]

The stories that end well aren't as fun to talk about, I'd suppose. :P

[@Esther_8]

You're right :') Love your profile pic by the way ! :)

[@charliepilime7714]

Lol

[@TheThirdPew]

smh she was "too busy" for Colombian Burger... that's when you know, bro...

[@Plushiesmuuush]

O.o weird finding you comment here 3rd pew... Hey Has this ever happen to you?

[@Tibaes93]

It's Colombian, Like the country... yeah.

[@TurtlesandNewspapers]

c:

[@fundragon298]

THIR D PEW EWEOLWNK

[@swoozie]

Clearly she was a robot. Turning down Colombian Burger... I mean... who DOES that??

[@turnkidj.cclark9975]

this dude looks like the most buffest guy I watch on KZbin but he's like the one of the most educational youtuber

[@Joseph-yp5zi]

"Most buffest"

[@ingers.4653]

+Joseph Truong that's the educational level they're at no wonder this guy thinks he's educational

[@pockystick8557]

Guys, he's complimenting Swooz. It's not always the grammar that counts.

[@thesaintwebbed8393]

She said she’s a girl G for guy I for in R for real L for life

[@snowballthebunny1277]

AYEEEE THAT WAS CLEVER BRUH!

[@thesaintwebbed8393]

Snowball the bunny thank you

[@csooov9354]

bruh 😂

[@Number_1_laufey_fan]

Ayyyyyyyy

[@unkownboi67is_unavailable62]

Anf he took that L for Life

[@GreenGoblinHD]

you put so much effort into your videos, you're a beast.

[@galacticcactus5530]

I think guys fall for Catfishing the hardest, lol. I literally had a friend with the most suspicious online girlfriend EVER. She could use a computer but couldn't Skype, couldn't call, couldn't text, had a disease, had occasional heart attacks, had a seizure from a spider bite, had amnesia, went into a coma, died, came back to life, AND HE BELIEVED EVERYTHING!!! The poor fool.... Look guys, if she refuses to Skype, RUN. The bullshit will only get worse.

[@thefinalmineralive3233]

That guy was from South Park episode make love not war

[@annapellerin1941]

I got catfishes by this girl who liked the stories I write; she made up another person, would text me the same thing from her and the other dude, had him get cancer, amputation, etc., then told me in the same sentence ("I got the one picture of him from a FaceTime call, he sent me a picture of a guy who looks like him from google, I don't know what he looks like." Sad thing is my stupid ass fell for it

[@Losdayeti4]

Ayuuk I can imagine that excuse "yeah um I died... But I'm alive again. It's ok baby I believe you" 😂😂

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

This guy I worked with told me that he got a voicemail from this girl who was saying she wanted to fk him, and when he had me listen to the message it was a guy doing a very bad impression of a girl.. He totally believed it was some girl that wanted to bang him despite the voice, and it being a private number.

[@galactic_gameryt9429]

Plot twist. She's a 12 year old girl so she cant leave the house

[@NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast]

Galactic_Gamer YT FBI OPEN UP!

[@sergejnikolic9240]

It was past her curfew.

[@louisnewton4292]

"And this Tinashe girl? SHE DIDN'T HAVE...A BRITISH ACCENT...GAVNAH!" LMAO

[@Callux]

you're a god

[@barryrabbit635]

Callux! Ma man

[@TheLoadedRevolvers]

Fancy finding you here.... ;)

[@swoozie]

*Jumping freeze frame high five!

[@minimee610]

All my favourite KZbinrs are here.

[@GoodMomBeauty]

Vanish Fagstick I read your name as "Vagina Fagstick"..

[@NoiceRoice]

I had a date on club penguin once

[@jedgazzard7668]

No... Just....no

[@sleeexs]

***** Been there done that

[@urinaljoke]

Now kids are dating on this game called AnimalJam...

[@sanicandspooderman7520]

I remember being 10 and playing on the 'old' before Disney owned it Club Penguin. I went back on and see these things called 'pookies,Mumus,dadas,and biggy'? What did miss?

[@NoiceRoice]

aximenav omg I hate that game

[@WarfareHD1]

I remember on Tinder I was talking with this girl who seemed really cute in her photo's, everything was nice and i asked her to go on a date with me. So I drive a full hour just to see this chick, I get to her house, and out comes this fat chick who looks 50 pounds heavier then the pictures. I was really mad. But I didn't wana make her cry so I went on the movie date and dropped her off home, never talked to her again

[@jesbinj]

i would of been like. bitch u crazy

[@laurananney6560]

It doesn't really matter what it looks like. Seriously, I can't believe that you're mad about that. However, it was also wrong for her to trick you like that.

[@jesbinj]

Laura Nanney it does, if an fat girl was like hold me. I literally can't do that. I go to the fukin gym, why can't she? If shes fat shes probably lazy. i'm lazy too but atleast i care about how i look.

[@laurananney6560]

Jyu Viole Grace Well jeez.

[@Neithie]

Jyu Viole Grace Damn, you're one hell of a catch.

[@mitchiegotmovesy7635]

"I EXFOHliated for this😡"

[@TwpWebkinz]

This is why you don't online date

[@mrm64]

Thaaaaank you.

[@TammLoversYou]

I met my boyfriend online. We've been shacking up for five years now. Online dating isn't always a scam! Lol

[@mrm64]

Sammantha Taylor Hey, more power to ya :)

[@g00pber64]

One person was online dating and when they met them the guy was 7!

[@mrm64]

Clockeh♥ HOLY MOLI.... ._.

[@KittyKena]

First rule of online dating. Your boyfriend/girlfriend don't wanna skype you, video call, what ever. Something's up. That's it. There is no way this day in age you cannot skype video call with someone. Literally, everyone has a smartphone with a camera.

[@KittyKena]

I mean, if you don't have a smart phone. You can use your friend's smart phone. Or a webcam from your friend's. You know. 8')

[@Misdrex]

ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ Then you use a friends or hell even a library computer would work dude there is no excuse now xD

[@MrSilverHere1111]

ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ a decent webcam is 20 bucks at walmart/staples/bestbuy go babysit 1 night for a neighbor and bam

[@lovefamilyandfreinds]

I actually just have a pretty low self esteem and I'm afraid to video chat o.e I don't even like taking pictures

[@karlyhadley3694]

lovefamilyandfreinds omg me too!! and then when I don't videochat or send a picture I get called fake and have no fiends !! ;-; its horrible

[@MrTomservo85]

Bruh, I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl at a bar after talking to her online and on the phone for a few weeks. When I got there she was beyond wasted, her annoying girl friend was there with her (also wasted), they attempted to ditch me, and when I finally go to sit in a quiet place and talk to her, she started laughing and crying at the same time, told me she was an unlovable alcoholic and legit asked me to please murder her. She begged me saying she wanted to die. But your story is pretty funny.

[@Rollicker]

+MrTomservo85 GF MATERIAL! Lmao no but thats crazy

[@minecraftajgaming3592]

My sis is name Jada but she is not a adult

[@georgiecameron4869]

“I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!” 😂😂

[@charmaineespeut4627]

Your first mistake was not Skyping or video chatting with them. It's so easy not to be catfished now days

[@zaimahalam7693]

He said she didn't have Skype in the video....(at 2:53)

[@rthanejehxbejws]

Zaimah Alam The usual Catfish story

[@zaimahalam7693]

Insert Clickbate Yep

[@alexjv1370]

You always gotfts snapchat and shit first

[@ahjteam]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@loyalgametheorist6824]

***** You made my day...

[@TheWilly879]

XD

[@ff-pb8ui]

YES

[@GolemPlaysMCS]

***** Totally

[@stevie7407]

Twilight sucks

[@lunaproductions13]

The first email for her said Eyes Nose Lips.... did anyone else have a slight Taeyang moment whilst reading that?

[@Anvocnighma]

Yasssss! I actually started singing...ahem.

[@yongqin6127]

I started singing it!!!!

[@tinetitan9037]

meeeee

[@deathuru]

yas

[@Meelameels]

+Chloe Price sameee omg

[@JamaicaRealLife]

0:47 "British Accent and Australian Accent are my Kryptonite" Same here Bro

[@SaintsLuvv]

Fresh Tech Productions mine is a Swedish accent

[@KRAWofficial]

Mine are Latino accents

[@entruh4520]

@Redsybis nobody says that though

[@entruh4520]

@Redsybis oh lol I guess I missed the joke

[@ryanc1045]

Same

[@chefkendranguyen]

"Standing people up is what's hot in the streets right now?" digging that line. lol

[@moisesduarte2926]

i was looking at the thumbnail like "girl... that's tinashe... 🤔"

[@oof444]

KeySin she's a musician

[@shrinkhalabhandari5850]

Moisés Duarte BAhahahaha saaameeee

[@augustemukwanga775]

Moisés Duarte nan it's Sasha Banks

[@augustemukwanga775]

oof NvM

[@imanzein8837]

Moisés Duarte SAMEEEEEEEEE

[@Nevi234]

If you ever meet someone online, /always/ ask them to skype, meet up, or send in a picture of them with a shoe on their head. It's the given rules of online dating, swooz.

[@_mackenziedowling8040]

I agree. Especially a pic with a shoe or something on your head cause they might have gotten a pic from the Internet. Smart thinking :)

[@Chronochrome]

Yup, visual confirmation of their existence early on is crucial to weeding out the catfishers. I met my current girlfriend online and made her send me a timestamp of a custom message written on her hand in order to prove she was real. Happens too often to assume the best, better safe than sorry.

[@orphan1995]

Or tell them to send a video saying your name!

[@chester0104]

Swoozie: “Girl with American accents can get it too, and by “it” I mean cuddles” Me: Not gonna lie, you got me in the first half.

[@FuzzyTrekkie]

I almost had a similar experience to you. I met a really cute girl online and we hit it off almost immediately. We were both HUGE nerds who were terrible at flirting. After about a week of talking online and texting, we decided to go see a movie together. I got there about 15 minutes early and waited for her. I ended up waiting 20 minutes after the movie started and she still hadn't shown up. I was both fuming and heartbroken at the same time. Then when I got home, I came into my room, ready to text her an angry rant, when I realized that I had forgotten my phone, it had been on my dresser the whole time and she had left me at least a dozen apology texts saying that the person who was supposed to take her to the movies didn't show. We ended up rescheduling for the following weekend. I've now been dating her for over a year.

[@DaryusP]

NEVER EVER date online!

[@curtiss6236]

robbbyyy25 Same :D 2 years tho, very happy.

[@JustCallMeShadow]

Unfortunately, I agree with you.

[@DaryusP]

robbbyyy25 8 years and she's still just your girlfriend?..

[@robbbyyy25]

Daryus P. im not very privileged, meaning im broke...care to help? lol

[@MrShadno]

i agree

[@donutcubesyt1791]

You should text her and say "hey there's this concert in town for my favorite artist "tinashe"((or whatever it is😂)) and we should go see it! She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"

[@NN-vw6ni]

2:33 5th Sense? Don’t we already have 5????

[@popfIavoured]

@@deshawndonly9563 it was a joke

[@RAMRODBOOZEHOUND]

Exactly

[@caliber9005]

r/woosh

[@jackishere8139]

r/whoooosh

[@YutoIsCrazii]

Some have six because we can see something before it happens like me

[@Stealth]

send the swoozie squad out first bro, we'll do a background check.

[@willow8915]

did you notice that he said he had a 5th sense did he mean 6th sense?

[@willow8915]

at 232

[@izzyc324]

MissKitty101 ye I think so XD

[@et1296]

MissKitty101 that's the joke

[@cheeko4319]

Smol Bean well actually maybe more cuz they're is like over 15 senses

[@godspeedgideon9178]

He's making a funny... Either you think he's stupid or it's a joke? What seems more likely?

[@Wakeywakeycornflakey]

Thank you for giving me life lessons so I can learn at a young age...#1 thing I'll be telling my kids "I'm going to show you vintage KZbin videos of one of my favorite you tubers so he can teach you to be hella awesome at school and life"

[@swoozie]

I'm honored by such a comment. Thanks RS! I'll give ur future kids a shoutout lol

[@kikue5623]

BROOOO OMG . EVERYTIME I HEAR ABOUT TINASHE OR SEE ANYTHING ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON TWITTER I THINK OF YOU SWOOZ. p.s. how insane would it be if she actually was a big fan of your videos and y'all ACTUALLY met irl 🤧

[@MichaelWarbux]

Look on the bright side Swoozie, you exfoliated for a fake girl but the real girl does exfoliation commercials! You two already have something in common...if you ever meet. Great video!

[@DalekQueen]

Anyone else notice SUPERWOMEN was on his email list?!?! :O omg!!

[@karensandoval3675]

***** yeah they are people even ship them i find it cute

[@lechandragee6806]

Yes, I was about to comment that!!

[@tarapatil908]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I scrolled down to the comments just to write that then i saw ur comment hehe :p

[@patrickmcveigh8416]

I ship it ☺️

[@vareeshau2781]

I ship Lily with Connor Franta ;)

[@MrRapolas]

Hey guys! If You get a new request on facebook from a girl or a guy that You don't just double check with google :) what You do is open google images then open that new person picture click once, do not let go, and drag onto google images (the place where You would write somethin). It should convert that picture into a link (random letter/number) and google would give You all of the info that is connected to the foto :) It helped me so It will help You! :)

[@idkmynameSWAG]

OMG! IS IT ACTUALLY YOU!? OMG you watch swoozie videos too? I'm gonna die right now. I love you haha. You're one of my favorite youtubers. And watching swoozie just makes you even more perf 😍😍

[@MrRapolas]

p.s. just created a video ^^ if someone did not understand it I made visual :o

[@thierryvt]

OR you right click the image (in chrome at least) and select "search google for this image".

[@GentleHeart001]

That really good to know. I didn't know you could do that.

[@yolickerss]

***** Yeah they would.

[@DANIEL-hj5te]

YOU GOT CATFISHED!!! I'm sorry dude that's gotta hurt 😬

[@Historicutuber]

It does hurt

[@MCGIZZLE1]

Hey, Swoozie, I'm really sorry about your catfish/being stood up debacle, but the only think I could think of at the end was....if "Jada" really IS in the UK and not Orlando...I mean, dang I don't even want to imagine the texting/calling charges on your phone right now. DAS LOW. Taking a man's phone for granted. DAS LOW.

[@Jaylink15]

Lol! I was thinking the same thing!

[@sh3lieMa3]

I'm pretty sure they were using whatsapp? According to the video that is. But if it was his phone, in agree with you! :/

[@23madberty]

Swoozie mentioned What'sApp so they I guess they used that.

[@ktsmellz]

molls ily

[@dannymccaffs8483]

Thats why she only tested at 1 am she was in London at 1 am there is like 8am here we are 7 hours in front of Orlando

[@StrangeKAWAIILover]

0:07 LILLY SINGH!? SUPERWOMAN!

[@kaileyvecchia1574]

its fake. get over it

[@mangosmoothie5908]

KrayKray KK kraykray kk? more like the kkk racist

[@kaileyvecchia1574]

MANGOsmoothie um how is that rasist!!! I don't want to be rasist! 😢😢😢

[@isabellagois2186]

KrayKray KK You're like, 12. Get off the internet.

[@kaileyvecchia1574]

Dee Rugs OK I will when aliens live on earth.

[@ethannguyen3776]

SwooZie you have 5 senses anyway...

[@ArmednotTriggered]

That's the joke...

[@princesstotouro2730]

baaad make some better ones

[@nahlanazrintn]

View photoos of s*xу singles in yooour aareaaa => twitter.com/e9d8733db5b2aea5f/status/801992405775826944 MMMMy Еmbarrassing OOnline Dating Story

[@cowboylikeabby]

+princess totouro rude you couldn't do any better so shut up

[@jovilincoln8825]

... CAT FISH SON

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I never give my number out to randoms because I did that ONCE and he called me every hour offering to take me to his church.

[@ImAlanSinclair]

2:30 Batman reference!

[@swoozie]

Batman animated series... it rarely gets better than THAT!

[@zfish1995]

sWooZie Isn't it like 4 AM where you are? lol you really work around the clock...

[@LilJosieLeAnn]

LionofJudah Hes waiting for Jada to text him..Oh wait...

[@swoozie]

LilJosieLeAnn ~ ROTFLOL staring at that phone HARD

[@LilJosieLeAnn]

sWooZie LMAO! Omg I'm laughing so hard right now i'm crying LOL!

[@CaptainBlackguard]

Shit... People can be so cruel. He EXFOLIATED for you girl!

[@CaptainBlackguard]

Wow over 105 Likes! Thanks Guys!

[@Nameless_mixes]

Love the shoutout to my queen Lilly in the email list!

[@soukapella6510]

When you did a shout out 4 years ago and no one cared. Only to have people making the same comment years later having people notice it.

[@MsKiddah]

Look at her profile picture 😀

[@LamarTheeDean]

TINASHE😩😍

[@true-dark-mind9681]

@Michael Parissi lol

[@MRJMXHD]

who is she?

[@LamarTheeDean]

MR. JMXHD Tinashe

[@LamarTheeDean]

Michael Parissi ok and she has more talent than your favorite mumble rapper.

[@alicial.7583]

Ugh...KZbin added an annoying sound every time you like a comment.

[@Kevlariskey]

Airborne Really, let me test it out on yours!

[@KidMetrics]

almost had me. you're very clever.

[@RachelStevens444]

you sly dog...i like you

[@toughgodspell4073]

nice try

[@BallisticVelocityZ]

Said a million people before you, yep you're unoriginal as fuck GO AWAY NOW, SHOOO BEGONE!

[@weinit3288]

already have 5 senses swoozie. Try the 6th sense.

[@koopatroopa2346]

That's the joke

[@soulaimab9871]

it's a joke .. I thought He was referencing mean girls Lol

[@weinit3288]

soulaima ben khelifa oh... well now i feel stupid...

[@BFP2021]

+Hayden Graves you guys realize straight dudes don't watch that movie right??

[@mcguyman8088]

Technically, there are way more than five senses (the five you know are just the main five) I'm a nerd

[@Debonair73]

Watch Swoozie meet Tinashe now. Cause that's how life goes when you're Swoozie.

[@mypotatoscreamed2551]

"The first email I see is from a person named Jada." Me: Holy Jesus what?! O_O My heart skipped a beat, I NEVER hear KZbinrs say my name xD I could not get over all the times he said my name, and he said it RIGHT out of all ways! xD 😂

[@mypotatoscreamed2551]

:3

[@c3vzn]

I like how Tinashe is a pretty big deal now. She was relatively unknown when this video was made.

[@jitney9234]

funny how on 0:07, the second person is lilly............... *cough* ship it *cough*

[@kpoplover5815]

same

[@memepds]

dude, don't ship actual people with each other, it's creepy and they aren't fictional characters, they have feelings

[@whizdom4852]

Well, Mod Melon, me and my friends ship each other and it's actually really fun to us. I understand where you're coming from, but some people find it hilarious.

[@eggegg4968]

most people don't tho

[@marieschannel7748]

jitney lol

[@aidenacres8640]

Swoozie: sometimes I just get a fifth sense. Me: realizes we already have 5 senses.

[@samanthays05200520]

I need one of those "six senses", man😂

[@chiefmalkallam5674]

It was his Fifth sense he said 😂😂

[@zeed33r]

it was the olfaction

[@mateomembrila7115]

Was just about to say that

[@mr.memesanddreams5870]

i have one

[@jazz7791]

Mrs. 1D I have 69 senses

[@Pllutus]

lol I've been back in Canada for 4 months and I haven't changed my number from my USA number.

[@sprayartist8459]

You aint hitting anyone up so theres no reason to change.

[@henryhill6306]

YoungPlutus S

[@MoonLiteWolf]

So easy to get tricked on the internet. Yes there are beautiful women out there, sadly ANYONE can get a hold of their photos. If there aint video chatting, it aint happenin :P

[@indiiemuze6156]

TRUTH

[@Romchy]

Oxycominum sure, as it happens i stayed here for the allstar tournament of league of legends...where you wanna meet up?

[@ScottishTurkey538]

I hate when people say they love British accents. For example, some one from Swansea in Wales will sound nothing like some one form North London.

[@Sixgunharlequin]

It's like saying you like American accents. You mean western - Hollywood accents, not american. But it's all related.

[@hoodedss]

I only have a Australian accent, i really want the British accent though ;~;

[@ScottishTurkey538]

KettiexD Did I offend you?

[@KettiexD]

ScottishTurkey538 Nah, I'm agreeing with you

[@ScottishTurkey538]

KettiexD Just delete your account. Just delete it.

[@Sowono]

when the skype notification sound came up I actually thought someone messaged me

[@LilJosieLeAnn]

It was Jada LOL !

[@Sowono]

***** you make a fine point

[@brandonvidmaster]

i got a whats-app msg whiles one of the text animations was happening

[@Xolette]

Great story, sWooZie! Now you need to find that singer and see if she's single! :)

[@swoozie]

Found her. Or at least i "think" its here lol jk

[@Xolette]

Well here's to hoping it works out! (Or not because your girl stories are hilarious!)

[@KenshinXRikku]

sWooZie ....Lol that...Oh my god dude I feel so sorry for you man, you deserve a hug. xD Let me fly down there on my magic carpet..give you some cookies and a damn hug. I know how that shit feels xD Aww you poor dude! I wanna hug ya!

[@maily2195]

You said you wanted to hug Adande like 3 times... XD I would too! ;3

[@KenshinXRikku]

Maily Nguyen DX Because he deserves it!! He deserves 100 hugs and 500 cookies o-o...

[@alextilson9741]

"I casted a plague on you" 2020: bro, I think it worked...

[@BeautyandtheBlog1]

I should never have left you waiting....

[@FriendlyFire2830]

Hey Swoozie, this is Nev from MTV's Catfish. You have a minute?

[@ZanetaW]

The thumbnail got me to click in .2 seconds

[@ZanetaW]

Because Tinashe fucking slays

[@darielespinal9239]

Zaneta Wilkinson

[@Zunxmi]

nyxtingale factsss

[@genesisbtw3907]

nyxtingale fax

[@gustavohuizar7635]

Not me only the title

[@hello201014]

Yeah, you can do a reverse image search on pictures people send. It's really helpful! Also it takes a lot of balls to be so open about something embarrassing which happened fairly recently (at the time of making the vid) and I respect you for that man. You da man

[@ntaliamarie]

Now Swoozie, you should really get to know the real Tinashe because she is where it is at!

[@shreya3799]

Hotter than Queen Bey. Now that's a compliment.

[@SueycrazyAJ]

Alright, so I've been putting off commenting this for a while now, dunno why. But I walked into my local massive music shop a few months ago to buy the newest NOW album, and on the shelf I see an album. "Tinashe - Aquarius" I FOUND HER

[@basedgodevoir2138]

Sueycrazy she's actually popular now, she had a top 20 hit and her album charted high too

[@mikaylad5082]

Sueycrazy Omy my gosh I love that album! Its really good

[@Otuomi]

taste touch sight hearing and smelling. which one of those is your 5th sense, batman?

[@angelgjr1999]

Lol

[@Daltem]

ikr!

[@xbrossiveaggro8346]

All of them.

[@MrTheHappyDog]

Technoloking His 5th sense is "Batman Sense", only black people have it.

[@mayamcfetridge6572]

You know there is actually over 20 different sences your body can do but we r used to the main 5 seances [ idc if u don't care ]

[@goodbyeeveryone3850]

I remember that South Park episode

[@imDBryant]

Shoutout to everybody who got school in a few hours. Get off of the computer and study for those finals!

[@matthewhilliker]

Anyone else think their skype went off when he put in the sound effect? :P

[@MalcomHeavy]

Nope. I game on this PC. Meaning Skype stays off until someone needs to get a hold of me. Plus, for me, unlike many people, my Skype is strictly personal, and occasionally business. Yeah, I know, why the fuck cares. Just giving my excuse for why I did not have to check my Skype.

[@PrincessAshley972]

yes, i had to look at my Skype when he said that. of course thats when i remembered, i had it on Do Not Disturb cause i got a friend over -.- fml lol

[@bluegynger]

My Skype actually really did go off about the same time as the sound effect, so I ended up ignoring it and at the end of the vid my friend is messaging me going "ARE YOU THERE??" lmao XD

[@PrincessAshley972]

bluegynger haha oops, i probably would have done the same thing xD

[@lougherigsdiseaseowitz7412]

yup and its weird considering i havent used skype in like 2 years

[@MikeyGaming]

"bout it, bout it?" So that tells me this took place in the early 2000's? Don't think we had reverse image search yet. Doesn't stop anyone though. It's pretty bad on Twitter.

[@lak1ss]

“And she didn’t have a British accent! Guvna!” 😂

[@blorpster6]

Take the picture copy image address Search it on google If this fails then tell them to send you a picture of them touching their right ear with their left pinky finger (because nobody naturally takes a picture like that)

[@milkybabers]

Grade A my friend.

[@anthonyclarketito5040]

GradeAUnderA fan are we? ;)

[@daishukiy4870]

+A n t h o n y C l a r k e 😂

[@rnbw2127]

Ah yes, Grade's ultimate guide to catch a catfish.

[@500Minutes]

gradeaundera. xD :)

[@_laurenolo_]

ummm who would even stand swoozie up?? My brain doesn't understand.

[@_laurenolo_]

I know I mean it as a generalization

[@chibitaiga1820]

lol who else thought their Skype went off? XD

[@amy-zc8ni]

Me xD

[@honkfiend7981]

yeh

[@crystallite4750]

Meeee xD

[@RazerBoy12]

It makes me happy to see your Toradora profile pic

[@Katie-pb1iq]

Me

[@PrederNationteam74]

*Time to roll up on Swoozie videos, I watched this bro a long time ago. But now I'm gonna comment on his section*

[@theothernights]

what if the guy actually went to meet you and just sat from afar and looked at you the whole time

[@synthavision]

***** and 4th of all thats hella creepy (I'm so out of place here..)

[@PrincessAshley972]

Swoozie, im so sorry man. Same thing happened to me sort of, except i thought i was getting into a long distance relationship. long story short, we dated for a year and it turned out to be a guy the whole time. its ok though, he and i are friends now

[@LightBringer666]

nice, i can only imagine how you guys became friends XD - yo dude, you pranked me and i thought you where a girl - yo man, i'm sorry, it was a joke and it was hard to tell you the truth - well, i guess we could be friends - why the fuck not? BEST FRIENDS FOREVER :D xD

[@PrincessAshley972]

***** it wasnt a prank, he was just a lonely, confused guy. he really cared about me, i felt that was worth a second chance

[@lougherigsdiseaseowitz7412]

oh my goodness you are the nicest human being ever

[@PrincessAshley972]

Lou Gherigsdiseaseowitz lol ive been told that. im just a regular guy, i just saw he didnt have a lot of friends and we had bonded over stuff he didnt lie about. so i gave him a second chance after a few days, making sure he knew that if he fucked up again, there were no more chances. that was almost 2 years ago and he and i are best friends now

[@lougherigsdiseaseowitz7412]

Undertaker9711 that seems like the right way to handle that situation, but even tho its the right way it wouldnt be easy for most people which is why im so impressed that you did it, well done sir

[@saturngalactic6128]

Lel I never online dated. Only on Club Penguin when I was like 7.

[@delaneycornwell4488]

Lol me Tito and ur a penguin on ur account

[@Cupcaikz]

same lol

[@Chandler191]

No wonder Gunther. No wonder....

[@IVORIANDOLL]

Love your videos 😂

[@KeroroKuchiki7]

Ouch. I had an online friend who was like this. She posted what was apparently a picture of her (she was really tan). A bit later, she showed me a private picture and she was a completely different person. She was pale white with an emo hairstyle.

[@KeroroKuchiki7]

She claimed the first picture was her "sister". XP

[@thegamertag1337]

Or her mom....

[@PittyDonut]

XxPonyMusicxX If you 13.

[@darktooth347]

That's where he fucked up, esé he should have called me, man - this ain't no game, Holmes. He should have got you to talk to him, and dressed like a trans, man. You gotta' go 100% no 50% nude titties bitties, man. If I was involved I would have tricked you by changing my voice to a sweet young individual, esé. Next thing you know you're on that show 'To Catch A Predator'.

[@malliesue7434]

Is anyone else looking through the comments hoping someone said "I'm Jada"

[@jadam581]

Same😂😂

[@xlectraheart]

I'm jada

[@ginathecookie]

Yes

[@abidistrict3]

Damn, I saw the pictures and really thought you'd been talking to Tinashe

[@daisythralow1192]

Poor Swoozie he gets stood up sooooo much! He’s such a nice guy like whyyyy

[@mashajerkovic6393]

did anyone see SUPERWOMAN ? :D YAY!

[@marine-robloxmore7885]

Ya :D

[@facelessgoddess2365]

The ship started sailing a long time a go :D. YAY!

[@nicholasmaharaj8539]

Yep lol

[@wolvesepicgaming3375]

I SAWWW HERRR!!! :D

[@jaym133]

loool i wonder if she was tryna hit him up

[@AishiMTA]

2:53 who else thought their skype went off?

[@sosathehustler1095]

me :3

[@justaneverydayimmortalpeng4664]

+A maniac.. not a good one. me too! And no matter how many times I rewatch this, I can't stop automatically glancing at my skype in the bottom of my PC xD

[@sourcream499]

+_yimxK | A simple Harry. i did, i was like, "who msged me?, wait what?" then i replayed the video, and i was like: :O kiddin me bruh

[@itspronouncedcreasedabell]

*raises hand*

[@spodercleurs3231]

was thinking of commenting the same thing >:[

[@AbbyMaeIsAwesome]

I met my best friend in the whole world on ROBLOX. Then we upgraded to instagram. Then we upgraded to kik. Then we upgraded to video chatting sometimes. And she and i live in totally different states. But we are going to the same place the day after christmas. Georgia. And we might meet each other! :D I can't WAIT!

[@saekiye]

Good luck! :)

[@shanefrantz818]

Must be a good Christmas present :)

[@shanefrantz818]

I'm sorry, were you expecting a reaction from me?

[@Madu4ify]

did yall see each other im curious (•-•)

[@shanefrantz818]

Lol, he deleted his comment so it because he was scared of me :p

[@sishamani1354]

when I saw the thumbnail, I was like no way, He's dating Tinashe!? and ended up watching the whole vid to find out if he really is dating tinashe, also boy why you dont know who tinashe is? but its ayt, love your vids ♥️

[@tortilla1998]

Sishamani to be fair, he posted this in 2014 before she super duper blew up so i feel for him

[@damnlookathim]

We have all been there. I can't even share my story out of embarrassment but it was very similar. Thanks for making me feel better about mine Swoozie.

[@user-ij7lp5xx3f]

I haven't been there, and I've met 3 people online. You just have to get proof that they're real beforehand.

[@isabella_cani1762]

OMG DID ANY ONE NOTICE LILLY?! No? Just me? Ok then..

[@mymyx.edits48]

I did

[@eliyawills8346]

I did

[@primrosenunez9660]

yes

[@elliechantellephillips1887]

Yep me to

[@silverholmes897]

nope me too

[@TheDJRespect]

i have a feeling that this is a promo for Tinashe because her new song just came out

[@bastet2714]

Lmaoo oh man

[@iLUVtz]

wooow just looked her up and you are so right haha. Smart promo if that's the case...very smart promo!

[@justinnguyen3091]

Yeah I was kinda like hmm. I was about to google her then I realize it's a promo thing. Like idk if all these stories are real that swoozie tells. I could careless but they're interesting.

[@TheDJRespect]

swoozie and tinashe follow eachother on twitter tho. i'm sure they're friends

[@mayjalook8652]

I watched this video at least 10 times and it took me the 11th time to finally look up what “exfoliated” meant

[@joyk.4613]

when he said "guess what happens next?" and there was that moment of silence. An airplane flew by, and he was like "Do you hear that?" I was just.... sWooZie!!!!!! r u there?

[@MrNotThatFamous]

swoozie could get any girl he wants, chooses to online date, we about to fight swoozie!