Tai chi Fighter ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS BOXER | Fake Martial Arts Masters DESTROYED

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

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[@valentinnavarro8839]

They’re all fucking...idiots!!! I’m so glad you are exposing this fake ass people. Can’t stand people like that. Keep it up!

[@TheBenvelope]

That dude that was sent in, surprised you didn't point it out, but the only thing he changed with styles were the hands. The routine was exactly the same for each with highly untrained finger tips, I personally trained my fingers to be able to rip through flesh because I'm a virgin lol. Nah but for real these guys make me as a life long martial artist quite upset, they are the reason nobody respects the traditional styles. If they would exit the echo chamber maybe we could have legitimate martial arts schools actually teaching the right things

[@branflakes6955]

Do you find it extremely hard not to laugh at your own jokes? 🤔 The sound in your throat after delivery, tells me you are dying inside.

[@numlockllc381]

yessssss, bald clan jitsu

[@benjaminstoute]

First of all this is your third video I've seen and you are flipping hilarious!!! I tolerate you making fun of Systema even though I know it has tons of value but now you're hating on Bitcoin!?!? I should hate you but your commentary is just too amazing 🤣 keep up the great work 👍

[@ZyZy456]

The only powers these guys posses is the ability to feel no embarrassment.

[@michellegrounds3919]

Lol

[@ryanbarclay7939]

LOL you would be surprised how far that can get you

[@farivera2815]

😂😂😂😂True!

[@anonymousdoggo8982]

That's super power in itself lol

[@LJ-hn6oz]

Why you put the same comment on every video lol

[@tannertheilen2073]

Someone needs to get all of these people into one room, ask who the most powerful is, and let the beauty unfold.

[@gpz550a2]

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣 Watching a bunch of egotwats screaming and aggressively not hitting each other! What could possibly go wrong? I mean, literally, nothing could go wrong. It'd be a fight the health and safety committee would actually approve of.

[@jenkah]

@Jared Stevenson hahahah

[@thebodykeepsthescore2828]

Let the ha-do-kens, commence!

[@syfsonkupskowicki5326]

@@gpz550a2 they might be hurt simply from rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheStonedJesus]

You may have just invented the most lethal martial art known to the entire world without even knowing

[@evilskwerl]

The thing that gets me is how these bullshido masters have such nice dojo’s. Meanwhile North American karate kata champion literally trains in her friend’s garage for the Olympics.

[@brailixs1481]

They earn money from the scams

[@philipsalama8083]

Sadly, the promise of learning to fight without having to do any real work is something people are willing to pay a lot of money for.

[@World36599]

I'd rather train in the dirt than in comfort.

[@Zenith_Nulls]

@@World36599 if the dirt one gives better results correct? Otherwise there would be no reason to

[@yolobtah1443]

@Midgeon Mac facts

[@ThePuppyhunter]

No touch fighting is absolutely relevant during this pandemic.

[@jeffreyho8281]

underrated comment lol

[@ronin7s459]

We laughed at them but it proves they could see into the future too, true unrivaled masters!

[@Samasonss]

Haha 'socialdistinsu'.?.

[@lethaldoge9037]

You can't touch me *cough*,*cough*

[@hoangblox9991]

That is why Chinese invented Kungflu

[@hadywong2732]

You guys are just pure haters. Let me just clarify that these masters trained at KFC and not UFC.

[@izukudripdoriya6503]

I trained in vietnam... Fun fact my cousin is bullet bill

[@michaelsebastian914]

You make me hungry now, take me to KFC

[@billyandrew]

Nah, these guys are turkeys.

[@kingmorons1780]

Most underrated comment ever imao

[@ultraradiation1919]

'Kung Fu Championship'

[@user-fz1en8ew9z]

This is really sad. This is what happens when mental health never gets addressed.

[@RobinMcBeth]

That's a long way to spell "California".

[@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming]

@@RobinMcBeth BRUH.... YOU JUST SAID THAT... 😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂☠

[@larrydotson2625]

As a bald man I can confirm we do in fact possess such powers. But since you outed us I have to use them to destroy you

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Ohhh shiiiii...

[@lichade2008]

When you meet each other in the street. Do you say “nanu nanu”?

[@ultimatewarriors1291]

Do you actually have these powers?

[@Top10soon]

@@ultimatewarriors1291 yes

[@seiryumidnite9566]

@@ultimatewarriors1291 yes, are people do have these powers. And the bold ones with beards posses even greater power like myself.

[@TheEnneagram]

Jake Mace is the real deal. I’ve seen him fight. He saved me and my friend from 3 armed muggers. First he beat them up, then he kicked our asses for getting it on video. The weirdest part is that he erased the data on my iPhone with his Chi. He is so powerful that sometimes I think of him even when I don’t want to.

[@dbizz8642]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@fivosgeorgiou8000]

@@PooleAcademyofWingChun good looks and dumb people are the receipe for success

[@fivosgeorgiou8000]

@@PooleAcademyofWingChun same i train mma so no money for me😂

[@klio3500]

Your just trying to defend the dummy

[@klio3500]

@@PooleAcademyofWingChun jake mace i was talking to the guy

[@TD-zs2nc]

Some martial arts are more "art" than "martial." There's nothing wrong with that as long as you don't suddenly think you're Goku and can break planets with your chi.

[@PoptartParasol]

But isn't the point of martial arts, self defense? If people want to do body art they might as well do interpretive dance. Not martial arts

[@sint3640]

@@PoptartParasol Martial arts is an endless spectrum of things. So no. Self defense is not the "point". It has many. You can make an art out of warfare. Which basically exists, fair. But the reason behind learning tactics and improving strategies doesn´t have to be winning. It can simply be gaining anything. Sometimes it´s just self-improvement. Sometimes it is, well. Winning.

[@romankvapil9184]

@@PoptartParasol There's a difference in martial arts between style, and functionality. Tai-chi is essentially Yoga for old people that have gone geriatric.

[@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming]

@@romankvapil9184 But, using Tai Chi when mixed with other arts there is capability within its fluid movement. After removing all knowledge of Tai Chi completely one then realizes exactly what not to do in the face of real adversity. XD Nah but on a serious note, Tai Chi can indeed help with learning the meditative state and breathing in order to gain a competitive edge with any other Martial form. Or at least I feel that's a reasonable way to somehow make Tai Chi relative. lol

[@gehlesen559]

​@@PoptartParasol no martial art is legit, reliable self defense.

[@johnbravo1034]

That scream was awesome.😆

[@apea9117]

I am laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@owenarmit4521]

Uuuaaaagh

[@owenarmit4521]

😂😂

[@maze3462]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tranceman9670]

Hell yeah it was lol

[@shanesawhutchison9255]

If he can do a “No touch knockout”, why doesn’t he know the “No touch wake up”?

[@jadestep9624]

Well uhh... that's because he wasn't wearing his special shoes that allow his magical powers to float through his body...P L U S...He wasn't closing one eye as he holds his breath...P L U S...You're a non-believer...P L U S...umm...uhh...* desperately looking through some sort of guide book * uhh...just shut up! >~< ( seriously though Jokes Aside I'm really glad there are people go dedicate time to catching these frauds and scam artist who just tried to make money and they don't think about just how dangerous these sort of fake teachers can be because they could be teaching people might really think that certain techniques or fighting styles exist and or are effective but they can end up getting killed over it if/when attack in reality ) I know some people may think this is overreacting but I really don't care. I truly feel that these people to train others in these fake bullcrap styles that are clearly made up and don't work should really be given proper prison time and face punishment for their actions. Because one, of their committing fraud if that's a crime in itself. Two, who TF approves these morons?

[@shanesawhutchison9255]

@@jadestep9624 I agree.

[@shanesawhutchison9255]

@@jadestep9624 Ooohhhhh! Why didn’t I notice??? I feel so duped.

[@johnx9955]

Saitama can do a no touch kill with his sneeze

[@ianmacario7359]

im more interested in " no touch eat borito "

[@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming]

The whole time with the Tai Chi guy......The Boxer is internally dying of laughter.

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

I remember my dad showed me the Jake Mace video and he was actually trying to get me into it. That's when I realized my dad knew nothing about fighting lol.

[@ericwalker6546]

🤣🤣

[@mikecamacho1892]

LMFAO

[@ImmortalJo3_E46]

He's a mom now

[@olliefoxx7165]

At least he was trying to help. Lots of folks have never fought. Take boxing and BJJ. That's all you need for the basics.

[@ericwalker6546]

@@olliefoxx7165 trying to help by making up something he could have learned for real. And then shown them some real martial arts.

[@Quantum3695]

The soft art is no longer called Tai Chi, it is now called Ouchi.

[@seiryumidnite9566]

Lol love that 🤣

[@seiryumidnite9566]

Can't stop laughing bro 🤣

[@mihretabhagos9413]

😂😂 u Said it

[@ocsob007]

lie chi

[@freebee8221]

i prefer gymkata

[@Fender1031]

I worked with a guy that admitted he fell for a fake martial artist and the way he explained it was like any person who has explained their life after escaping from a cult. The guys at the top dont believe the bullshit but everyone else does. He said it was a "spiritual experience" where he felt like the "master" was really looking out for his best interest and this guy would like pretend to be a therapist to him and like buy him drinks and give him life advice and have family back yard bbqs and the whole 9 yards while taking his money every month. He explained it as "You get more out of the mental side of things that you dont even really identify the physical or lack of physicality to it all." The funny part was when we would work on weapons retention and body control drills he would like resort to the weird bullshit hand flourishes and then get embarrassed about it immediately as it was still engrained in him. I remember our instructor asked him to demonstrate a really basic elbow retention technique where you drive your elbow into your gun belt if someone goes for it and he did this weird slappy back handed thing and slapped the instructor on his chest and arms and the instructor just pushed him forward with one hand and completely knocked him off his balance and he went tumbling backward.

[@XStormieX]

Ok I’m only 30 seconds in and that dude getting bum rushed by a full throttle take down by a guy in the gym who obviously didn’t get the memo literally had me almost rolling on the floor laughing. That was just beautiful lmfao 🤣

[@The23Anonymous]

Exactly my thoughts :-D

[@HowieRaps]

It was staged. Bet you believe a lotta shit.

[@hateforall4012]

@@HowieRaps pretty obvious it was poking fun at dillman

[@HowieRaps]

@@hateforall4012 never said that wasnt what it was. However, the person I replied to stated "guy in the gym who obviously didnt get the memo" when in reality he completely got the memo because he was apart of the act.

[@HowieRaps]

@@hateforall4012 r/whooosh

[@jameslyons6655]

Imagine a guy who does swim strokes in the air without ever getting wet telling you which strokes to use to beat a competitive swimmer. That’s what you are watching here. Unreal.

[@Yo_Soy_Pirok]

Baki? Yea very Baki

[@learntooilpaint]

Surprisingly common that

[@moguldamongrel3054]

Imagine all these people thinking they know the strokes from getting "wet" not swinging irl. I'd love it if ppl started trying to jump me again.

[@rudro5784]

@@Yo_Soy_Pirok yes typical baki shit,imagine bro,imagine hard and you will become dinosaur.

[@kenshirosama7227]

@@rudro5784 Why Baki is a mess of story, dialogues and exaggerated fight scenes yet it is so entertaining to watch

[@iliyaDZ]

As a health care professional I keep wondering what's with the obsession to put the people who got "knocked out" in a lotus position. That is so stupid.

[@christiandean1099]

Because it's the lotus position. Duuuhhh.

[@greenones8754]

"what would a Tai Chi person do against a boxer" Get knocked the hell out is what 😂

[@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming]

Well considering he knows nothing, it's hard to tell what really could happen in that circumstance XD

[@Desmont123]

I learned no-touch-knockouts during my time in the army. It's actually a fairly simple concept with a 90% success rate. At first I could not believe it either, but when my Sargent ordered me to fire my M15 and our opponents dropped like flies, I immediately understood the power of no-touch-knockouts. Edit: Can we just agree to call them Fartial Arts? Edit 2: Stop losing your shit, it's just a joke since an M15 is a Airsoft replica of an M16.

[@lucaskook9440]

hahaha

[@davidrodrigueztoro6512]

I learned a very powerful no-touch knock out from sifu Martínez. The tecnique is called " take this granade launcher and shoot at them You dumb fuck" needless to say is a very powerful, ancient and effective tecnique.

[@Desmont123]

@@davidrodrigueztoro6512 teach me senpai

[@LanNinja11]

More like Martial Farts.

[@somethingrandom7026]

Alfredo Mora Fartial Farts.

[@LudosErgoSum]

The freeze time aspect of these demonstrations makes it appear as if you have all the time in the world to get in those sweet combos. I remember as a novice in Aikido, we had to fight a skilled student. I didn't comply with the student thus the demonstration didn't really work out since I didn't freeze time for them. We ended up fighting more conventional and although I lost the wreste match in the end (being older, he was bigger and stronger than me), I did shatter his belief that aikido was an efficient method for self-defence. And there lies my main gripe about how much of this is promoted; it's not "self-defence" rather it's "self-development" and to some extent pure entertainment.

[@olliefoxx7165]

Jake Mace has more knockouts than any other master around. Most of his followers have been knocked out by average people with no experience.

[@izukudripdoriya6503]

Or they get knocked out by me and by knock out I mean die

[@BlazeBoxin]

More knockouts than Charlie Z

[@TheHumanDescensionist]

@@izukudripdoriya6503 chill dawg Its just a joke

[@TheSickDoctorXx]

@@izukudripdoriya6503 so how many people have you hit so hard they died?

[@atillayandarkhanov3372]

@@BlazeBoxin 🤣

[@KanashiiKenshin]

Bald guy here, bald power is real. I once defeated 1000 chi masters with Mr. Clean's help.

[@glizzynator5258]

That's a bit too unfair. Mr clean be omnipotent

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

Ah yes, the old chlorine gas trick.

[@Technicallyimright]

I like how he lifts the “knocked out” guy’s head up to get the blood to rush even further away from his brain and to his legs to wake him up, and it works lol.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

The knockdown to punch ratio on the tai chi guy is impressive. Dude has clearly never been hit before. Delusion is almost impossible to understand.

[@bloodypommelstudios7144]

I heard on a martial arts forum years ago that Jake used to be legit but for some unknown reason (my guess is money) he decided to start teaching BS.

[@Icemario87]

Delusion is impossible to understand because we're all deluded and we all think we're not. So we lack empathy even though we share the same basic flaw.

[@Sy3dz99]

@@Icemario87 this is some genius statement

[@Zxzero36]

@@bloodypommelstudios7144 Apparently he met someone who believed in the type of art he's teaching and now he pedals it around as if it's fact

[@sint3640]

@@Icemario87 While true. There is a difference in believing you can talk to stones and them actually talking back to you. Or believing in sth that is factually correct, at the time and environment we are present at. So yeah. I lack empathy for people having contagious brain damage, yet for some reason try to spread their sickness.

[@BL-hj7ht]

The real shocker to me is that they (aren't) embarrassed by their lies.

[@Monkforilla]

Dude. There’s already enough negativity in this world. If it gives them composure about life after death and if having a seizure on the floor makes them feel better than so be it! It would be more messed up if the faking practitioner was getting money out of those people.. Wait he isn’t getting money right? Uh oh

[@mementomori5374]

Super narcs

[@JediWitness2]

That's because they're NOTHING MORE than professional CON MEN using Martial arts to SELL THEIR LIES to the gullible, un-informed and pathetically Naive. It's no different than Con men like Fake TV preachers, Faith healers, Snake oil salesmen with their magic potions, a lot of which is what BIG PHARMA has become with their toxic and deadly drugs, etc. But now there is an EPIDEMIC of these CON MEN claiming to be MA experts who don't even KNOW how to throw a punch or do much of anything in the MA. But this kind of FAKE CRAP is actually what a LOT of people want as they want the ILLUSION and DELUSION that they can actually fight because they don't have the patience, skill, discipline or Character to ACTUALLY train and learn to really fight and even if they wanted to, there are almost no real MA schools left anymore teach hard core fighting. It's a LAND OF CONFUSION and deception.

[@thedooktroops5608]

Can’t bring shame to your dojo if you have no shame - Sun Tzu: Fart of War

[@Fede_uyz]

As someone who learned from a dillman teacher, let me let y'all tell you the inside scoop. This is how my fat, 35 year old grandmaster neckbeard teacher did it: He never showered, so once you got into a 3 foot radius from his armpits and balls you'd be knocked out by the pure stench alone, and if you didnt get knocked out, you'd jump as far as possible away from the guh

[@snorman1911]

I hear you can be immune to the stench if you hold your tongue in the right position.

[@Fede_uyz]

@@snorman1911 absolutely, specially if the big toe is raised too

[@snorman1911]

@@Fede_uyz oh you're right I forgot about the big toe!

[@TheHumanDescensionist]

Thats fuking dangerous So all i need is a not showering ib the rest of my life Deal

[@beezneezy]

@@Fede_uyz "PLUS!"

[@GamingWITHsKeLeToR]

Jake Mace - "stay in nice and tight for these strikes"... He's advising his tai chi students to stand in the pocket with a boxer... I implore any of his students to actually go try this with a boxer. theyll be snoring in under 5 seconds.

[@durma6924]

Its.... Not enitrely bad advice? If you know fake combat tai chi you're not going to outrange a boxer... So you might as well say in

[@GamingWITHsKeLeToR]

@@durma6924 if you stand in the pocket with a boxer, you're chances of getting knocked out are extremely high. hes right in the perfect range to eat check hooks/overhands. It's not just a bad idea against boxers either. If you stand in the pocket with someone who trains muay thai, MMA, or kickboxing, you're going to eat elbows, you're going to eat clinch knees and elbows. you're a lot safer on the backstep or circling away, staying in the pocket is literally standing in the line of fire for a striker.

[@russman738]

Well done grasshopper, you've discovered there are no perfect techniques, attacks, or defenses. You may begin your martial arts training.

[@GamingWITHsKeLeToR]

@@russman738 I began like 17 years ago lol.

[@GamingWITHsKeLeToR]

@V O I D says someone with zero combat knowledge clearly. you throw ALL hooks and overhands from the pocket. where do you think you throw them from, 10 feet back? are you stupid? You can't land an overhand UNLESS you're in the pocket. You either don't know what the pocket even is (very likely) or just tried to flex on something you clearly know nothing about (more than very likely). You throw uppercuts when an opponents head is down trying to duck or slip a punch, throwing an uppercut in the pocket when your opponent is looking straight at you is gonna get faded, or just glance his arm and glove when he covers up. You want to come over the top with an overhand or straight down the pipe with a cross. Either way this wasn't boxing 101. this was, "Jake Mace is an idiot, and if you try anything he teaches you, you're gonna wake up asking what happened." Did jake mace teach you your boxing advice too? lol.

[@TraumaticQue9]

I love it when they act like it’s an emergency

[@jessicamiller9970]

Looks like a skilled fighter in the art of BULLSHITO!!!

[@Ravishrex1]

Second Dan in Bullshitsu

[@Reeceezy]

I had a friend named Nick who practiced Tai Chi, and he loved it. Which is respectable; as an art form though, not a fighting style. He got back from China after studying for 3 months, and after some drinking, tried to fight my friend Adam over a beer pong game. Adam didn't want to fight, but Nick insisted on getting in his face and started doing Tai Chi stances. Adam had no formal fight training but liked to work out and practice boxing in his spare time. Before I could stop what was about to go down, Nick struck Adam first, and Adam knocked his ass out cold with a lightning fast counter right hook before Nick could even react. He hit the concrete with dead weight and we had to pour cold water on him to wake him up. He got up and started making excuses and wanted to fight again... *FACEPALM*

[@dallasdominguez2224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 best story I've heard this week

[@h3llraiz3r_929]

So in other words, Nick is a moron?

[@noneyabidness9644]

😂🤣 well, it was tai chi, not tae kwon do. :P

[@funforall9741]

Sounds about right

[@championboy4782]

Tai Chi is the modernised relatively harmless edit of the original lineage. Tai Chi is a grappling form, but the martial art it comes from is a fist form, you see the fucky wucky. In any case Tai chi is an incomplete grappling form, I'd recommend either sambo or bjj in favor of it. Anyone wanting to fist fight using Tai chi would need to take a trip to Taiwan or China and find a 'Taiji' master. Prior to the Chinese government axing almost all their martial art lineages, 'Taijiquan' (the martial art prior to its editing) literally translated to 'Grand Ultimate Fist' The only guy I currently know of doing online stuff is, Chen Zonghua. He's pretty legit too.

[@lectrix8]

The commentary for the tai chi guy and the boxer at the end had me 😆

[@MegasAlexandros28]

"When someone comes back around with a right hook to your temple, after you flick his nip - you're gonna be in a spot of bother"

[@29JoeSchmo]

That made me laugh so hard! It’s the best line I’ve heard in a while.

[@floydbobince6081]

I'm a bald guy. I can confirm this.

[@seiryumidnite9566]

Yup, yup I can confirm this too

[@seiryumidnite9566]

Yup, yup I can confirm this too. And the ones with a beard posses greater powers

[@keithnewton5508]

@@seiryumidnite9566 I'm sorry you have tell you that you have exposed the Bald/Beard secrets and will be disciplined for revealing our mysteries.

[@tdotsmooth]

Bald man here can confirm

[@ChrisP58]

Tai Chi allowed me to focus and relax before exams during college… bjj, kick boxing, judo helped me stay safe at my bouncing gig. Lol both are waaay different

[@raphaelgracia551]

"The day someone punches one inch to the left, he'll be in coma for the rest of his life." Haha!

[@RockstarStealth]

😂🥊

[@codygardner3355]

I love how in the first clip the camera woman is acting like there’s a legitimate medical emergency. Like she didn’t know ole boy was gonna pretend to knocked out. 😂😂

[@allthecolors6900]

6:26, Tai Chi master versus Walmart grocery cart boy who learned some moves at Kick Boxing Night school. The Tai Chi master got mad at our cart boy boxer because he didnt have time to fill up his Tai Chi power bar. Oh no! Lol

[@arekpetrosian4965]

As someone who's practiced martial arts for over 45 years now, after watching this I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry...maybe both??

[@sint3640]

The fun part is actually, that you can literally have zero experience whatsoever in martial arts and fighting as a whole. Yet you can still immediatly see the degeneration those people have succumbed too. The asian "thai chi" vs the boxer, I am pretty sure wasn´t even tai chi but him just having a stroke or sth (I mean maybe thats what tai chi looks like in a real fight, I guess ? ). But not including the obvious ones, like the first video, those people even emit the aura of a preschooler teaching his buddys something they saw on youtube. Idk man.

[@arekpetrosian4965]

@@sint3640 It's just...how delusional are some of these people? Do they KNOW they're talking total bullshit, and they're just trying to scam people out of their money...or do they actually BELIEVE their own BS? Clearly the tai chi guy was drunk on his own Kool Aid, but I do wonder about the others.

[@trapperscout2046]

9:03 - To be fair, there is a martial art that requires you to be fat. It's called Sumo wrestling. Although, unlike the person shown in the timestamp, sumo wrestlers are actually physically fit.

[@Nico42048]

Rikishis are absolutely insane

[@magicmulder]

And yet they are just punching bags whenever they try to confront a real fighter. Akebono is a legend but his K1 attempts were painful to watch.

[@romankvapil9184]

@@magicmulder Sumo is like the Japanese version of jousting/pro wrestling and the style works best in it's element as most martial arts do. There's a reason why most it's not commonly practiced in terms of practicality where MMA or something like, Judo or Jiu-Jitsu is commonly practiced these days.

[@a_randomuser4]

ye but they are mostly build with muscle

[@jonathanjackgoodman2764]

The scream homeboy let's out while being bum rushed off camera had me laughing so hard I feel sick now.

[@johnbravo1034]

They always have to make a big production of waking a person up after “no-touch” bullshit. It’s 100% acting and 0% skill.

[@nick_steele9790]

oh I think it takes a lot of skill! Some of those falls are pretty funny!

[@rpsnider85]

No shit?

[@thebodykeepsthescore2828]

Yeah, that's not the way to treat somebody after they have been knocked unconscious. You don't sit them up, and start slapping them about to bring them too😂🤦‍♂️

[@jasonlisonbee]

100% 0 skill acting? Can you act better?

[@pilosopino23]

That's part of the schtick.. funnily enough, that's what gets gullible people..

[@greglees4011]

That’s nothing! I once killed a guy with a half eaten corn dog. Well, he actually just ate the other half and got a slight stomach ache.

[@ericwalker6546]

So I guess you made the hot dog then?

[@johnryan9626]

That was a Thai Chi hotdog

[@fernleytire]

I just love how he says to "Slip it." When slipping jabs are not really feasible in a fight. Unless you got some insane future sight or they telegraph it like the guy he was with was. A real boxer's jab is not something you just "Slip" Easily, you either block it or get popped in the face if you are in range.

[@p1ntu_]

Or you can parry the jab which also very hard to do

[@sint3640]

@Solus Christus Well. That guy is not human. So yeah. He wouldn´t get hit a single time while playing dodgeball 1v1000. He doesnt see the future, he feels the future.

[@devictor9486]

That's because slipping and rolling are pro-active defenses; you don't wait for it to slip, you keep slipping and rolling to make your head a harder target. Picture the way Mike Tyson approaches his foes, for example. Blocking however is reactive, as you mentioned

[@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming]

Actually, if a person is well versed in several Martial forms, then it is totally possible to dodge 90% of jabs from a boxer, especially with experience in Boxing as well.

[@devictor9486]

@@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming That if they have both the reaction time, speed and muscle memory to read an incoming punch and react to it

[@crazycowpoke]

I’ve seen our pastor performed a tai chi during his sermon... amazing.

[@IamDarkeye]

I feel that a golden opportunity to include some South Park psychic sound effects was missed here.

[@RockstarStealth]

@ 11:00 "Ohh huh ooh, you done it, you f..king done it." 😂🤣

[@jeffingram8279]

So I finally figured out how this works - he said it “it has to do with anger and intent” - if your angry and intent on hurting him it doesn’t work, if your a friend and intent on looking like an idiot it works 100% of the time.

[@degeneratewithasideoftidep6795]

Funny thing about fight against trained people, punches are gonna be flying around at like Mach 1. Ain’t no average chump going to be dodging that, much less if they’re using some extremely situational and slow “martial art”

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

I can barely dodge the fucking doorframe when I get up to piss at night.

[@churusherman369]

03:05 these martial ants make very good asmr with their no touch chi videos 😝🤣

[@cr0uchingtiger]

The term Evangelical Martial Arts needs to be a thing.

[@rema_style]

Try with pastor G. Foreman...

[@mudkipzuzu]

or "Televangelical" instead. that way it'll be "TMA". Although ironically there's hardly anything traditional about it

[@Hoganply]

It is virtually the same as faith healing.

[@jio-lito]

Lets make the term happen

[@LC-bv1gk]

@@Hoganply you mean fake healing.

[@prophetmothmanbla7233]

11:26 "I aways wanna be close enough that I don't have t reach for him". Dude,you don't have to reach for him. If that boxer is not in a wheelchair he will reach you soon enough. And it doesn't need to be a boxer.Even a random hooligan from a street if he has any experience is gonna reach you before you know it. Oh boy, do I love these "Tai Chi" "fighters".

[@kevinreese8224]

Chi chi chi - he was calling on non-existent “Three Hidden Chambers Chi” powers 🤣🤣🤣

[@dericksuapaia]

5:45 this man didn’t watch enough Jackie Chan for that “Tiger style” or any style this man is using.

[@isaiahbarton7507]

I used to believe Jake mace so much. Then one day, I saw a video of his techniques not working. That was a tough pill to swallow, but it may have saved my life.

[@ricksterdrummer2170]

We’ve all been there, mate. 🙏

[@dr.dylansgame5583]

lol same but it was for a very short period i figured it out real quickly when he was doing the drunk boxing video while i know the styles works he wasnt doing it well at all

[@Samuel_Loegan]

Don't worry me too, heck I thought the whole vid of Tai Chi vs Boxing Jake was effective

[@anonhgj1422]

@@ricksterdrummer2170 No not really

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

Isaiah, which video is that? Would love to see, if you have a link or reference

[@CyberMonty2077]

@2:58 Mystic Greg here trying to read his crystal dome. 😂

[@leonsoto8333]

His style of fighting is working. It's simple, if you don't understand. It's stopping punches with his face.

[@GrenadeLauncherYT]

We have the same last name

[@leonsoto8333]

@@GrenadeLauncherYT Brother...........

[@heksariusl8916]

11:17 i am a boxer and if someone slaps my ribs i would been dead

[@liberaldriller9884]

My pro career was in tatters when I walked into a well timed rib slap... To make matters worse he finished me off with a devastating nipple-cripple as I fell back onto the ropes

[@germandougherty1443]

That’s why they brought in gloves to prevent the deadly nipple cripple. Lives were saved

[@bobbazoid909]

Aye that's the fool that told me my android phone is bout blow me up" if I don't go to Walmart to get a $3oo Slurpees NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!

[@nelsonvanvickle8862]

I studied so called “close quarter combat martial arts” for several years. Wing Chun, Krav Maga, Silat. I worshipped at the alter of the “mystic arts” and thought myself invincible. The first time I stepped into the ring with an actual golden glove boxer, I almost ended up in the hospital. And the dude was smaller than me. Red flag number one. Then I regretfully challenged a dude very well versed in Jui Jitsu and got tossed around like a used rag. I quickly learned that I possessed no ground fighting skills and because most fights end up on the ground, my Wing Chun was no good once I was off my feet. Red flag number two. In my experience, most, not all but the vast majority of martial arts practitioners are never taught how to “take a punch” or absorb repeated blows from an equally skilled fighter. Boxers, Muay Thai guys, they’re kinda good at that. And ground fighting techniques, totally essential in any real world scenario, are almost always taken for granted at your local “dough joe”. Moral of the story- research, research and research some more before you put your money and your life in the hands of someone like the morons in this video. Even “legit” martial arts can be more of a liability than an asset in the real world...

[@timmyianni2309]

Any martial art can be effective when used the correct way. If you constrain yourself to solely using techniques from any one style you're gonna fall short every time. Wing chun is very effective if learned properly. A knowledgeable teacher will tell you to use the principles of the art which is taught thru the forms but of you try to use the forms themselves you'll get knocked on your ass more often than not. Lol. Wing chun can be effective on the ground too IF, and that's important, IF you use the principles and not try some lop sau shit or try chain punching while mounted and don't have rotational force. Krav maga is effective too when its taught in its pure form. Theres a huge difference between learning after school or on the weekends and learning in the mandatory military service in the Israeli army or what it was originally meant for: Israeli anti-terrorism unit, the elite of the elite. I have a rule for choosing teachers: if they every say anything similar to "this is a guaranteed fight ender" they're either very lucky or a fuckin liar. Or never actually been in a fight except for a shoving match on middle school. Lmao. I totally get what you're saying tho.

[@YuSoMadBra]

The best part is watching these guys play "unconscious" yet you see clear signs he's faking it. Like sitting erect with no assistance, or moving your lips....

[@brianweatherman1207]

I know right! I've been wondering when there will be a video just on their shitty acting skills. It's so cringy but awesome!

[@Faesharlyn]

"Part the horse's mane" Is that a euphemism for crapping one's pants?

[@GenerationOf2012]

Been watching one piece and needless to say Rayleigh's haki fails to comparison when it comes to baldy's advanced haki😂😂

[@agaed7676]

Some people are really good at falling in a way that doesn’t hurt them whatsoever

[@Natewilliams.1]

Lol I was about to leave as you said buddada don't leave yet, That cracked me up 😂 and I stayed 🤣

[@samuelnimoto5829]

3:54 LMFAOOO Homie stopped roleplaying and went "Bih tf wrong witchu?"

[@Matt_but_call_me_Bob]

looool

[@moshunit96]

That opening clip was hilarious.

[@ceterfo]

7:34 now that's what I call a boxer rebellion.

[@carloslasso4370]

When I hear that “no touch knockout” I just think of the other person making a yo mama joke so devastating you can’t fight anymore

[@ThouArtOfWar0724]

I love the way Europeans talk. " You're going to be in a spot a bother". Just hearing the differences between countries who speak English is cool.

[@supernoodles908]

"the Europeans talk" only people in the British Islands speak English in Europe. He's English

[@nurse425]

"Intelligence DOES NOT exist in this dojo, DOES IT"? "NO SENSEI"! 😂🙃

[@-A-Anishdebbarma]

According to chinese legends chi means control of breathing , and not any expelling of supernatural power

[@patrickreynolds5463]

The Chinese character for Chi is literally the character for air.

[@sergiopax7610]

also tai chi ist mostly practiced as aerobic for old people in china. Its really good for that and they dont pretend to be fighters at all

[@-A-Anishdebbarma]

@@patrickreynolds5463 it actually means control of breathing during exercises which is not possible for everyone and someone who attained this breathing control during exercises can stay calm at any situation

[@patrickreynolds5463]

@@-A-Anishdebbarma I am just reading the Chinese, not relying on legend. Air = "氣". Chi = "氣". Air is pronounced "Chi".

[@vandamme6379]

You’re absolutely right. I study and live in Taiwan. Now because I know mandarin, I know Chi is nothing to do with these failures. It’s just another “American misconception.” If you told a chinese guy that chi 氣 doesn’t exist, he’d think you were nuts.

[@ExoticGTRX]

The first 10 seconds 😂

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Best opener so far lol!

[@adamlewellen5081]

Master ken should pay a visit.. and as always restomp the groin..

[@matthewstowers1906]

"Leave him down, leave him down" as if there was another way he could have went down that she would have said "Stand him up, stand him up"

[@fuddrucker74]

I legitimately lol at least once every video of this young man. Today, I laughed twice.

[@billg4129]

I weirdly searched for this now and u just posted... that’s kinda crazy. I subbed and liked... good shit

[@ruthspa4126]

I listen: liked, shared. As always, very funny!

[@Michael.Virtus]

Fake Masters vs Real Fighters is sadness. Fake Masters vs Fake Masters would be happiness. Imagine the spectacle.

[@rustyshackelford1413]

7:23 "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" --Mike Tyson

[@jojojuhbo3435]

I wish this shit was real tho, imagine how easy it would be to avoid a fight "Hey bro, calm down I don't wanna fight" "Fuck you!" *Waves hand* "Ok go to sleep, go to sleep... you'll be just fine"

[@Mattsimilate]

Why did I think of the hulkbuster jackhammer scene instead?

[@pr9039]

Ooooh a gem! How did I never see this one?! This is like looking into your ice cream you put in the freezer last night, thinking you maybe got one spoonful left, and finding half a pint instead.

[@RoRoTheG]

Nice. He gets a little massage after getting knocked out cold. I love it.

[@jasonlisonbee]

I wonder if a massage has the same effect if you get it while unconscious vs conscious.

[@SsscRl]

Mans liked the way he was getting touched

[@heksariusl8916]

Karen: my child is perfect Her child: 4:58

[@Kazzy_the_guy.]

B R U H

[@tophodonthetrowel4730]

Ahhhhh im dead!! The crying Francis 😭😂😂😂

[@GHOSTD475]

10:14 fist of flowing water crushing rock!

[@JohnCarloRuiz]

lol edit it with water hands and sfx

[@Justanobodybro]

One punch man lol

[@ehmo69]

I guess the Most legit Persons already subscribed. We love your Videos, we love your commentary and Humour.. so please don’t ask for peolple who don’t get this. Just Keep on going ❤️

[@timdarmetko4039]

the noises he makes is what sells it to me . pure awesomeness . "leave him down ! " LMAO !!!

[@tomjeff1743]

Mr Red Belt doesn’t know how to tie his belt.

[@steved2008]

“Part the horses mane” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericwalker6546]

I remember that 🤣🤣

[@SchizmKing]

To be fair the grand Master was going to against a guy throwing one of the most elusive punches in the history of punching. The basic right cross. Now if he presented his wrist for the grandmaster to manipulate at will, he would've gotten completely obliterated.

[@mzsym5075]

This is too funny 😂

[@spuntoddler9702]

Props to this guy for actually committing to the fall back 3:40

[@fishing4happiness610]

Lol... Yeah the guy before him didn't get the $5 payout. He put his hands down to break the fall. The guys that pass this stage get to advance to Benny Hens ministry.

[@erickespana5702]

😂 Looks great on minute 2:59 more than chi power looks like he's trying to predict the future with his bald head as a magic ball

[@MachineMedia1]

Jake Mace seems like a guy who just watches and comes up with his own moveset , but due to the fact that he hasnt accepted any challenges makes him seem like a phony. Oh and all the "part the horses mane" bullshido! LOL

[@DRS659]

As a southpaw boxer it tripped me out cause you would step under the jab of an orthodox opponent like he did here except chin tucked and face guarded....everything after that was fucking hysterical though. That guy wouldn't knock snow off a fucking rope slapping at you like that. Usually you would pivot right and jab or double jab to the head after the step... just what I was taught but it definitely worked in sparring.

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

To me looks like a bounch of stéréotypés of martial arts glued togheter. For some minutes maybe looks legit.

[@wexwuthor1776]

He didn't have to crack that old dude like that. Though I enjoyed watching it.

[@Rottiezucco1]

The chick in the green shirt @ 9:33 actually taking notes 🤣 the delusion in this room must be off the charts!

[@MrKrakatoa1]

Absolutely agree, they should be embarrassed. I would ask for my face blurred in the video

[@vrynel7847]

Why

[@thebodykeepsthescore2828]

I wouldn't be in such a video😂

[@MrKrakatoa1]

@@vrynel7847 because it's ridiculous and embarrassing... as I said in my comment

[@vrynel7847]

@@MrKrakatoa1 how is it embarrassing