Tatyova, Benthic Druid aka ban basic lands

Give a tatyova deck an inch and they will take 23 landfall triggers, they must be stopped.
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[@traviswilliams2348]

That ending tho

[@maldhound]

Gotta commit

[@BoredTAK5000]

I mean… he’s right 😂😂

[@BenMarcWilliams]

To be fair to Maldhound, that new art is _quite_ the glow up.

[@q-tip9962]

Shit, now I'm curious to know what she did to hound

[@TrilainaBloodwind]

That ending had me dying at work xD

[@Mtgreenftw]

The transition was flawless and nobody blames man for his weakness

[@metalhev3989]

I thought "landfall draw a card" sounded kinda harmless until I saw CGB's brawl game with her. There's a damn good reason wotc has stopped printing any good simic cards.

[@maldhound]

Yeah it is hard to overstate how good “mana advantage IS ALSO card advantage” can be

[@ryanstewart2289]

WOTC stopped printing busted Simic cards? When? Did I blink and miss it?

[@SoloWing88]

Dominaria was over 5 years ago!

[@vladsergref]

@@ryanstewart2289 I mean, the most recent busted simic card I can think of is Ivy and that's almost a year old now

[@metalhev3989]

@@vladsergref and ivy is absolute dogshit, only good in poison decks with the (actually busted to shit) rotpriest

[@danhatter6823]

Not to mention this is blue-green. When you draw a card you get five million triggers; all your cards gain +1/+1, you proliferate, you gain life, make treasures, tap target permanent, bake a cheesecake, go for a swim, finish that novel you’ve been writing, and each opponent loses a toe, to name a few.

[@runegage4553]

Not the toes!

[@jk2782]

Toe Goblin is red tho

[@AdraTheGhost]

And anyone stupid enough to stop you loses a finger

[@aradraugfea6755]

You forgot "Target opponent's mother gets cancer." and "Your father tells you he--nah man, you're playing Simic, you know better."

[@lauralharris]

I have a Lorescale Coatl deck that plays out exactly like this lol.

[@ctromsky5729]

Simic is those generational wealth colors

[@maldhound]

Trust fund colors baby

[@crownysuccubus1524]

As a Simic Landlord, I promise we do allow pets. Especially those with Landfall and trample.

[@thunderbeargaming4453]

As a Temur land lord, I agree with this

[@natedanny2]

The Ink-Treader landlords will rise up

[@zylowolfzan3345]

The issue is that YOU TAKE OWNERSHIP OF ALL THE PETS. That's MY dog, goddammit, you cannot take him from me just because you own the Bahamas!

[@MesserTAMU]

Roil elemental plays well with pets.

[@alexeats500]

You had me at simic landlords

[@spring5385]

Man, if you think this is bad, let me introduce you to Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait. For 4, a blue, and a green, you get a 5/5 serpent that reads "You may play an additional land each turn. Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card." At my table, he is known for creating continent sized landmasses to bury you under.

[@aquila1154]

I once built a meme deck with Aesi and 69 lands it worked.

[@iamatrain4397]

I love Aesi, first deck I properly played since my friend just handed me the precon and said "go"

[@Zach61575]

@@iamatrain4397my GF runs that precon. It normally wins

[@ryanstewart2289]

I have both in my Simic landfall deck, but I prefer to have Taty at the helm. She does basically the same thing, the life gain is actually useful because that much green ramp generates a lot of hate, and she comes down a turn sooner meaning your engine comes online faster. Yes, she doesn't let you play the extra land but you're in Simic, getting lands out in criminal numbers was plan A, B, and C anyways.

[@NStripleseven]

Exact same card in every important way except aesi is one mana more expensive and applies about 7 more layers of bs to the game

[@Jtblake]

Did I expect the walk back? No. Did I laugh when it happened? Absolutely yes. The commitment is real and appreciated good sir.

[@analyticalj8687]

Tayova truly is the landlord's commander.

[@charadreemerr4195]

0:51 "In this house, we follow the laws of thermo-dynamics!" - Homer Simpson

[@maxmazza2987]

I have a Tatyova deck that can generate infinite mana and draw infinite cards via land combos. It's also nothing but commons and uncommons. A pauper's walking toolbox of warcrimes.

[@desunut]

that sounds like an interesting deck, mind sharing the deck list?

[@jovenc4508]

This is why manaburn needs to still be a thing.

[@aliceroot1346]

Can I also get a deck list?

[@xaropevic7918]

The guy just put an ad for their deck and ran...what a disrespect

[@boatformat9046]

Can you please please send me your decklist?... :(

[@Shadowkat0326]

I once saw a video where people were talking about what decks they were gonna play, and this one guy just said he was running a "Simic value engine". When asked who the Commander was, he chuckled darkly and replied, "It doesn't matter." 😂

[@lazerith84]

That last part actually made me laugh out loud … like a legit belly laugh in public - I embarrassed the people I was with I laughed so hard…

[@thedoomslayer8900]

That new art do be kinda fire tho 👀

[@MomirsLabTech]

The Simic Landlords 😂 All I have to say is.. Rent's due.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

As someone who loved green-blue back when the most interesting thing it could do was give a Craw Wurm flying... I'm not sorry. I'm going to drown in value and you're all coming with me.

[@wyattmaniscalco3090]

I think I’ve found the deck that will bring me back into magic.

[@harutakami1313]

Turn 1 Burgeoning. Turn 2 Abundance (because they dropped a land on each other player's turn) turn 3 tatiyova never need to worry about land drops again Play a land, draw a card (no, go until you hit a land and put it in hand) opponent plays a land, you play the land that you have "miraculously" drawn into on your previous land play. oh, hey. go for another land. it is the start of your fourth turn and you have half the land in your deck in play.

[@MinionNumber3]

Everybody turns their nose up at Burgeoning until it's turn 2 and I untap with 4 lands and Windfall a full grip back.

[@andrewspears8891]

Then, when you run out of lands play normally, you start having your bounce land bounce itself.

[@ryanstewart2289]

Abundance also prevents a mill loss. Anything that replaces the act of drawing a card means you will never "draw" from an empty deck.

[@nonaG123]

@@ryanstewart2289 Huh what now?

[@ryanstewart2289]

@@nonaG123 Abundance is a replacement effect. It replaces your draw with a different game action. You have Abundance on the field and zero cards in your library. You go to draw. Abundance says "if you would draw a card you may instead..." so instead of drawing a card you name land, fail to find, and never draw from your empty deck. Technically this works with any effect that replaces drawing a card. Underrealm Lich is one of my favorite examples.

[@boredcryptek5513]

I honestly freaking love my Tatyova deck. It's so much freaking fun. Do I get to play it often? No. But you can bet someone did something messed up in a game to win? Next game Tatyova going to humble them.

[@tacothursdays6546]

If you ever do Alela or Oona you need to use the same ending but cover yourself in fairy dust (party city glitter)

[@TheKingZero17]

As a Tatyova player... yeah you right.

[@oldbleezy9211]

Simic really is the best of both worlds.

[@Lightbringer-777]

Bwahahah!! These and your tutorials on things (like your Stax vid) are my favorites you do. Need these all in one huge playlist. 😂

[@gabrieldelacerdasantosoliv1311]

Cultivator beast goes hard as a meteor

[@Sleepynotlazy]

I love the new low key deck building tips with good card for the 99.

[@csantoro7738]

As someone who's second deck in paper was Tatyova, I can confirm that I bought a third deck soon after, so that my friends could also play Magic: the Gathering. If you know, you know.

[@bananajoe9951]

Did not expect the uh... wetness there at the end.

[@The_Arisen]

Yes! It happened! Thank you! Funny thing is, I played her for the first time in a while today. My favourite way to play tatyova lately has been to cast infinite [tempt with discovery] via [Uyo, silent prophet], flood of tears, and then pass until someone else wins.

[@boatformat9046]

Can you please send me the decklist? I don't really understand or know the cards required for the combo, even if you name thehm..

[@carlspangler9278]

earning comments for this one 10 months later. your format and creativity with adjusting it for humor is astounding. thank you so much for all of the entertainment.

[@matthewhinton2960]

She offered card draw for a night of passion. The rest went unspoken

[@casualgoats]

That's a great flip around with the 'can x get it' joke using the alt art.

[@ericwolf9664]

Loving the spoof of Asuza, Lost but Seeking. One of the many enabler generics and/or legendaries that kamigawa block printed that cause havoc with all of the formats afterwards.

[@NeggiHorrorParty]

This is the commander for one of my decks and my god. Once she’s out it becomes a constant saying of “Tatyova effect. Tatyova effect. Tatyova effect.” About 10+ times. It became a meme at my table but the turns do take forever since I can’t just skip through it since those draw/landfall triggers matter.

[@MerrorCat]

That ending was perfect

[@IRFine]

A+ commitment to the bit right there

[@masaz2770]

🤣 That ending though! I ain't even mad 😂

[@tomheagney5179]

God every time a Maldhound video comes out I have to brace for impact. So funny!!! Best MTG creator.

[@imaginationave3687]

Hey there, Old Stickfingers ain't gonna make you change your mind. He is always there to feast on your corpse...(cough cough)

[@therussbuss5314]

That showcase really do hit different.

[@Rosta720]

Aside from your dnd pokemon story I think this might be my new favorite card breakdown 😂😂😂

[@Someone-nr5dg]

Rewarding getting mana with card draw?! Now that’s my kind of decks. Also I can’t blame you with that art 😂

[@alexmulanney6864]

Oh my god that stupid crab has my cheeks rumbling mere milliseconds after its appearance. I’ve never played a “Murder” so quickly

[@tcgmagikarp1147]

That side profile had me the same way bröther

[@PerpetuallyTiredMillennial]

That Full Metal Alchemist reference is making me wanna make a dog tribal deck

[@TurMoiL911]

My man really forgot that merfolk are just wet pre-lubricated elves.

[@themanascribe]

That alternate art card for her is possibly the prettiest card art in the game

[@erikwilliams1562]

When a Merfolk makes you thirsty.....

[@matthewskullblood9778]

Simic is the "oops accidentally went infinite again" colors

[@suzikumieda2452]

"The Costco hotdog of touching cards" is quite possibly my favorite description of simic ever.

[@matthewskullblood9778]

That new tatyova art has me pondering

[@chrisstark2966]

😂😂 I fucking died at the end . Here I was mid pull on my blunt listening to Maldhound cook real hard & I just fucking died at the end😂😂 solid content my man

[@maldhound]

Thank you so much!

[@1krani]

Other scary thought: this landfall effect goes off on fetch lands, too. So, Evolving Wilds, Terramorphic, and the New Capenna fetchers all let you shrink your deck by 3 cards simply by playing a land.

[@Ironpecker]

You're so real for these videos

[@mr.valeyard8810]

I was not expecting that ending lmao

[@CrowbornChaos]

At least my boy Edgar Markov is safe...it's just couple extra vampires, boys...

[@DStrormer]

One of my favorite cards for Zimone and Dina edh.

[@kevinoconnor7193]

This with chulane: chefs kiss

[@wefen18]

Understandable have a great day

[@diamondmetal3062]

“I may be a vegetarian, but that flavor text makes me want to piledrive a deer.” -Spice8Rack on Tatyova

[@dely9999]

He did what Fry was afraid to do... what a legend

[@anthonystaton3740]

I come for the unhinged unfilter commander evaluation, i stay for the if they can get it.

[@soultyger]

Tbh Mald, I can't blame you for the ending 😄 Tatyova is a key part of my Yidris deck, but I might have to get another copy and put her in my Sultai Deck 😎

[@AMassiveHeadache]

now that i can breath now that the laughing has stopped. I don't even remember why merfolk tribal got under my skin years ago, they had a lot of evasion, but surely there was more too it

[@iopendoors6914]

Oh you would LOVE Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait Card draw and multiple lands per turn :)

[@gunbladeuser19]

My Man thought he was gonna have a wrestling match in the ring but Tatyova suplexed him straight into the hot tub. 😂

[@geoshark12]

One thing i think you miss read it says” when ever land enters the battlefield under your control” this includes things like evolving wilds or those ones that allow you to put land multiple land on the field

[@Xalyn937]

The ending got me

[@Tsuvaldo]

I just built her as my very first from scratch deck. Budget is around 50$ focusing on counters. I'm pretty happy with how she turned out! Going to test her out with my group soon

[@lo4tr]

Let's also appreciate that Tatyova gives you tons of life to go with the mana/cards you get. This way, you get to survive despite the fact that every other player is now gunning for you!

[@Nightheart973]

Naaah that ending was vile 😂

[@phantompop3192]

The amazing thing about this is I just bought my copy of Tatyova for my Omanth, Locus of All Landfall commander deck

[@chrisaraiza6761]

Best ending ever. 😹 love the vids. Going to start asking for a series on my favorite legendary creatures. Dinosaurs! I saw gishath but how’s about Zacama, primal calamity. Day 1

[@rockjock3]

Tatyova: *Ara ara in Simic* 🫦 Mald-kun: 👀

[@bennymarty6972]

And that is partly why Confounding Conundrum is my favorite cantrip. You're welcome.

[@ethancross2322]

The more I learn about this game, the more I learn about how BUSTED green is. Btw maldhound, what’s your favorite color/ color combo?

[@demeyesoftheuniverse8170]

The M. Night Shamalan plot twist tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSOGchronicles]

So by that ending I think he's back on the sea food diet

[@luismartinez1056]

Zur the enchanter sends his regards

[@cinderheart2720]

Don't underestimate the life gain too! It looks incidental until you notice that its given them 30.

[@M12GProductions]

I want that alt art, DAMN! 😮❤

[@heatherrenee7653]

you honestly don't have enough subscribers imo for this quality content.

[@maldhound]

I appreciate your faith 🙏 the support I’ve already gotten feels crazy

[@dhantefranklin336]

Yeah, I'm getting the new Tatyova artwork.

[@breawycker]

My boy Mald getting the fussy

[@Aldrnari956]

That ending… lol

[@deathcore1097]

Sen triplets needs a roast! I'm still asking for it!

[@iBenjamin1000]

This is it. This is the guy who’s going to get me to play magic

[@maldhound]

Doing my best 🙏

[@bjrice3155]

She was the first commander deck I built, knowing nothing about commander. That borderless might need to happen for the deck.

[@michaelathens953]

I'm absolutely gonna use "get fullmetal alchemist'd" as a verb from now on. That's awesome.

[@anthonywolf943]

ending was priceless

[@spellbreakerunbound]

HE’S SO REAL FOR THIS

[@arkossunset6947]

Speaking of simic, try Alaundo the seer! Turn after you bring him out you can tap him, draw a card, exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana cost. Every time he taps remove a time counter from each card in exile. No time counters left on a card? Play it for free with haste! At least it’s only once per turn right? WRONG! It’s simic so it runs so many cards that untap it lets you take 18 turns in one!

[@bbarror]

Love her. ❤

[@absolutionveil8632]

Drowning in it

[@felipearaujodominici3057]

That alt art taryova got me feeling some type of way fr

[@CasHanover]

I have a Tatyova Steward of the Tides deck. I love having out 40 lands all as 3/3 flyers

[@Bungchung101]

She is downright dastardly in my Yarok commander deck

[@zekeweekly]

I have a longstanding theory that Tatyova is the most simic commander that ever simic'd

[@RoxyGotMoxy.]

Then she fuxked Kinnan and created Aesi somehow. Koma is now Aesi's godfather, and he brings his twins Gretchen and Zimone over to their beach house at the weekends for a family barbecue/real estate pitch competition.

[@caseywellington4761]

Tatyova is a really good bit of glue in my tasigur lands deck, so i can see why she'd be nuts in the 'zone.

[@zacharybosley1935]

I love this channel

[@maldhound]

Thank you!