Teacher: (trips over backpack) Teacher: do they have bricks in there Child: yup
@vishalbhat86024 жыл бұрын
Bruuuuuh
@MihaelTurina4 жыл бұрын
I find that one relatable because my bag is usually very heavy (upwards of 8 kg) and everybody is like "What are you carrying in there, bricks?".
@balistah12874 жыл бұрын
Teacher:you weren’t supposed to do that!
@alyshajordan85064 жыл бұрын
Hehe NOBODY CARES!
@nikobellic81564 жыл бұрын
Letaps take a sec to look at his profile pic
@ifoundtheavocados69785 жыл бұрын
the person who took the pieces of puzzles away so it was unsolvable... cruel
@gloriamcinerney73835 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Wstinkp5 жыл бұрын
9:20 she's dead
@codebracker5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that guy who stole old family photos at parties
@Wankomancer5 жыл бұрын
Expirio 0908 wait wut?
@earthwormsim80685 жыл бұрын
What a prank
@sarahamira57325 жыл бұрын
Kid: *reaches for gun* Teacher: " bOI YOU BETTAH SCRAMBLE LIKE AN EGG BEFORE I FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELET"
@kaidenspry14495 жыл бұрын
This just made my day LOL 😂👏👏
@MrCatalinavalenzuela5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@_.absent.loxer._24915 жыл бұрын
OMG 😆😆😆😆
@rose4lyfe5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Neff 😂😂😂👏🏼👌🏼
@raymonddeactivated71185 жыл бұрын
👌🏽
@fr3akvankuchen8255 жыл бұрын
In my old school some guy brought his pet Guinea pig to class frequently as good luck charm. He had it in his pants pocket and fed it treats periodically so it would stay quiet. Until one day he got caught and had to admit to the principal he had a guineapig with him. He carried it around openly for the rest of the day. It was adorable. Everyone loved it.
@mlabs60055 жыл бұрын
"so is that a guinea pig in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
@daisymay66845 жыл бұрын
@@mlabs6005 pffft
@daisymay66845 жыл бұрын
I must meet this human.... And guinea pig
@gibgabs28995 жыл бұрын
FR3AK VANKUCHEN how did it even fit?
@ladyathenaofowls5 жыл бұрын
Wolf Lord might not have been a guinea pig. Maybe a hamster
@percabethforever44835 жыл бұрын
1:10 thats terrible. They could have got an innocent teacher fired or even arrested.
@ubberJakerz5 жыл бұрын
@@reoyloss debatable. I'd rather be a known victim than viewed as an aggressor.
@ahzekahriman58405 жыл бұрын
Đəâþh I don't know. Ruining a man's life and potentially throwing him in prison for 50+ years, also charged with assaulting a minor he could very likely be killed within his first few months there in prison. Either that or he'd be in solitary for his sentence. Burning kids though? That's bad too.
@daaaaaaanny5 жыл бұрын
@@ubberJakerz the problem is. The news makes articles on rape allegations, not any proof for it but they'll make one anyway, and it ends up ruining a man's life for doing literally nothing. They lose their friends and most likely their job.
@ubberJakerz5 жыл бұрын
@@daaaaaaanny of course thats the problem. That's why we don't believe all women.
@guythat7795 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that was a very bad joke
@carpool.5 жыл бұрын
A kid brought a lighter and was lighting up her nerf gun bullets in the corner, wearing goggles. It was like living in a meme. I just walked away
@Thewingedscourge5 жыл бұрын
That is.....AMAZING
@fransiscoh94505 жыл бұрын
Haha that’s fucking awesome
@daribabbyyy39585 жыл бұрын
Cool lmao
@mentichi76745 жыл бұрын
Such a mood
@switchblade65 жыл бұрын
I'd join in
@tradingforsouls5 жыл бұрын
3:51 “Hey there’s a weird smell coming from the dungeon”
@yusurkassem41745 жыл бұрын
Ness! Yeah like why is it called the dungeon 😂
@eros17025 жыл бұрын
The dragom farted
@polszczyzna27714 жыл бұрын
@@eros1702 lol
@paulawolanski32374 жыл бұрын
I thought he had a body in there
@alaricfrost3304 жыл бұрын
It's the troll Professor Quirrel alerted everybody about.
@cantbekam5 жыл бұрын
7:09 Teacher: Whaddaya have in there? Bricks? *Laughter* Student: Uhhh, Yeah.
@agw66065 жыл бұрын
Student: HOW DID YOU KNOW TOM WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW Tom: *throws brick at teachers head* Both: *run*
@zaqareemalcolm5 жыл бұрын
is this the sequel to that one prorevenge story about a teacher kicking people's bags lmao
@drollfurball28635 жыл бұрын
“Hey. These are bricks. Why do you have bricks in your bag?”
@drollfurball28635 жыл бұрын
“Hey. These are bricks. Why do you have bricks in your bag?”
@pharuhs5 жыл бұрын
@@agw6606 I can just see blurred pictures of the teachers head getting hit and them being nothing but tiny blurred blips in the background 🤣🤣🤣
@sw3rt3535 жыл бұрын
"BAM some random waifu would be popping out at me" best sentence I've read in my entire life
@llamagodarceus16805 жыл бұрын
OML
@ootfan78825 жыл бұрын
Otaku life
@sbinalla33195 жыл бұрын
Just imagine you open your lunchbox expecting a fruit roll up or some pudding and there’s just a coconut and a knife
@GloomyGoblin_5 жыл бұрын
I love this comment 😂😂
@madalyn_20915 жыл бұрын
Or a dirty needle
@Aego3845 жыл бұрын
Or $15k
@JacklynBurn5 жыл бұрын
I love the imagery of this comment, just because it implies that there's nothing else in what I see as an old-ass metal lunchbox, just a full raw coconut and a knife, like "here, figure it out, shithead".
@unsweetened71735 жыл бұрын
M C oh no..
@ThaNinjazTube5 жыл бұрын
The guy with the puzzle pieces is literally a supervillain. Imagine containing such evil.
@imayhaveanunbelievablysmal74065 жыл бұрын
“This teacher won’t let us talk to each other when we should be learning” *RAAAPPEEE* Quite evident she never listened a day in her life.
@zerstorer44435 жыл бұрын
idk why no ones talking about that one
@FeliFeathers6825 жыл бұрын
Headasses like this are giving feminism a bad name.
@MrSamulai5 жыл бұрын
+Feathered Feline How are those two things related?
@SilentG075 жыл бұрын
@@FeliFeathers682 No, actually Feminism doesn't need headlines like that one to make itself look bad. Feminists pretty much make themselves look bad on their own on a daily basis.
@davidwells99825 жыл бұрын
@@MrSamulai Because these girls hear feminists declare things like "Believe all women!" and they hear about the things that happen when women make accusations. Even if the man is found innocent, his life is basically ruined. I'm a teacher, and they have us go through training every year on how to avoid this situation, and if accused, how to defend yourself and who to contact for legal representation. The fact we need to get training every year tells me it's a very real problem. Plus teenagers are going through a particular brain development phase, in which they tend to make impulsive decisions without considering the consequences. They don't realize they are permanently ruining someone's life. They're just angry about not being allowed to talk and want to hurt the teacher.
@castkeyboard5 жыл бұрын
10:17 expelled? Not prosecuted, or tried? That's attempted premeditated murder
@wh0srusty5 жыл бұрын
True
@PlanetCapeStudios5 жыл бұрын
That's because it's not a true story
@wh0srusty5 жыл бұрын
@@PlanetCapeStudios well maybe you never know
@decoy13595 жыл бұрын
are you an american? because that shit's totally normal here
@prettyangel99595 жыл бұрын
at my school something similar to that happened and the guy went to jail so
@galvanizeddreamer20515 жыл бұрын
My father (Student) told me a story from his art class. Now keep in mind, this is the mid-late 80's. So there's this other dude in his class, no idea his name. Regular delinquent, combative, all that sorta stuff. So one day he shows up to stoned out of his mind, and is just generally being an ass to the teacher. They are in eachothers faces, she's 'encouraging' to get him to actually do work. He tries to intimidate her by pulling up his shirt and showing her the handgun in his pants. Before he can even react, she snatches it and waves it around at him. She says something along the lines of "You better sit down and do what you are told now, I'm armed.". So he did. She went back to her desk and threw the gun in her desk drawer.
@Miles300s5 жыл бұрын
Priceless
@vanity00005 жыл бұрын
Galvanized Dreamer r/thathappened
@cloaqxed16135 жыл бұрын
And everybody clapped!
@falsie9085 жыл бұрын
@@vanity0000 There really are some dumbasses who bring guns to school thinking it'd make them cool. And if this were that far back, metal detectors at the doors wouldn't have been a thing yet.
@Cupidt95 жыл бұрын
holes in your story A.why would the teacher wave the gun at a STUDENT B.why did she put it in her desk when she should have taken it to the principal
@Zarkarin5 жыл бұрын
"Teachers Relay the Most Disturbing Item They Ever Confiscated from a Student" 90% of it: "Well I'm not a teacher but-" (Edit) I'm gonna pull that classic "thank you for the likes". Really though this is probably the most I've gotten and is as far as I know, and it literally only took a few seconds lol. Glad to see some people found my humor amusing and a little recognition, what little it is, is much appreciated.
@Julie-ei1vr5 жыл бұрын
Kapjunior Gaming just about to comment that 😂
@j.c.22405 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to be a teacher
@saturday.night.5 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@chbrski20915 жыл бұрын
Kapjunior Gaming true though
@edgeofoblivion5775 жыл бұрын
So true so true so true so true so true my man!
@awsomegamer82775 жыл бұрын
1:22 Kid: reaches for gun Teacher: (bap) now try to reach for the gun
@tylerbarr68635 жыл бұрын
You can not
@taffytuck16655 жыл бұрын
(Grows another arm) Kid:Well I could but I could reach for... and then he grabs teachers neck... YOUR LIFE
@rose4lyfe5 жыл бұрын
KaigamerTV Pokemon fan huh? Nice. 😂
@blubasnurk42415 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think that the teacher shot the kid
@littleadonya33335 жыл бұрын
@@cameronfarrell3043 probably the teacher hit the students hand so hard like it said it was broken, that the student started crying or just stood there because of his whole HAND BROKEN
@relentless_k5 жыл бұрын
*Cant confiscate my personal belongings if I dont go to school all*
@ProMrLecoq015 жыл бұрын
If you’re homeschooled
@pixel61735 жыл бұрын
*cant confiscate my personal belongings if i dont have them*
@dr.temperancebrennan5 жыл бұрын
@@pixel6173 *The only thing you could confiscate from me is my life.... oh wait, I don't have one.*
@relentless_k5 жыл бұрын
@@pixel6173 *Taps temple*
@solluxcaptor79085 жыл бұрын
Dropout?
@oliverhughes6105 жыл бұрын
"I'm openly gay and the students know I'm Jewish" I'm sure no one has ever taken the piss out of that teacher
@connerbok99785 жыл бұрын
Cyrus from Andi Mack?
@k3kboi6655 жыл бұрын
My claas would be constatly makig wery anti semitic comments and nobody would respect him.
@Kentaloupe5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know gay and Jewish were allowed together
@falsie9085 жыл бұрын
@@k3kboi665 I feel really sorry for those kids. Back in my old high school he'd have gotten a lot of questions out of curiosity. Not all of them would have been appropriate, but for all the wannabe-gangsta vibes, they'd never had disrespected him much unless he was also a mean teacher.
@dravyah98995 жыл бұрын
@@k3kboi665 where do you live?
@naturewarrior55485 жыл бұрын
9:17 that is my favorite only because of the anime girl drawings and it has a happy ending AND THE GIRL EVEN DATES THE GUY WHO LIKES HER!!!
@Torsk10075 жыл бұрын
Nature Warrior If I had a crush and they found up they would make fun of me
@jagp1355 жыл бұрын
Number22Joeyloganofan ok
@keelanmcaleer49954 жыл бұрын
Nature Warrior Lol.
@iiilliiill64513 жыл бұрын
ur a gay weeb
@crazyd4ve8755 жыл бұрын
Who the hell trusts a 7 year old with $15k?!
@jacob128gd55 жыл бұрын
CRAZYD4VE87 did you read the entire thing? They said he ran with gangs
@marcusmeira55945 жыл бұрын
Gangs probably thought no one would suspect the 7 yo.
@crazyd4ve8755 жыл бұрын
@@marcusmeira5594 true but I still wouldn't trust the kid with THAT much lmao, that's a hella lotta cash for street gangs
@PhantomCatcus5 жыл бұрын
Oof yeah lmao
@mikemarks98095 жыл бұрын
Kids are naive could've just been told it was paper and to hold onto it for them.
@bdkj3e5 жыл бұрын
The second one with the 2nd grader being a drug runner made me sad, that's one of the reasons you hear about kids getting killed by drug dealers.
@imstupidbut5 жыл бұрын
probably is gonna be rich when hes older tho
@bdkj3e5 жыл бұрын
@@imstupidbut if he makes it that far without getting killed or life in prison.
@demonsdoperoc36315 жыл бұрын
The most disturbing thing teachers found on a student *completed homework*
@gyrazal61895 жыл бұрын
Lucky for me, my teachers never find any of that horrid stuff in MY bag!
@valeria-pb7bd5 жыл бұрын
Gyrazal618 playz stuff lol
@trishapascual12185 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAHA
@bavarianmapper45664 жыл бұрын
completed homework *MONTHS BEFORE ITS DUE DATE*
@darthnhullificius62424 жыл бұрын
I always complete my homework tho :)
@ellyuploads5 жыл бұрын
girl: *kills other girl bc she's popular* also girl: *finds out she isn't popular*
@raspberry935 жыл бұрын
*surprised pikachu*
@Jmg38155 жыл бұрын
*bold*
@BigBr1x5 жыл бұрын
“I’m openly gay and Jewish” Best statement of the year
@savbeeing73764 жыл бұрын
A reply after 1 year :D
@dracomaloy93714 жыл бұрын
Nezar Anwar a reply to the replier who replied to the replier who replied to the replier after 1 week
@meaghanklassen59883 жыл бұрын
@Nezar Anwar a reply to a replier who replied to the replier that replied to a replier with a reply for a replier that replied (after 10 months)
@georgegriffiths14375 жыл бұрын
My MATH teacher confiscated my compass as I was gently poking myself with it, not self harming or anything. Then she gave me a detention, FOR NOT HAVING A COMPASS
@pharuhs5 жыл бұрын
Wtheck
@SilverBoi5 жыл бұрын
uh
@AndrewFullerton5 жыл бұрын
In elementary school I was told to completely reorganize my desk. When I emptied it out to begin going through things, that same teacher immediately sent me to the principal's office. I'd never really gotten in trouble before and didn't know how it worked so I just kinda ended up sitting in the waiting room until my parents got worried and contacted the school to see if I'd gone missing. Moral of the story: order and disorder are both false, there is only Chaos.
@t-seireshater19055 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@Alex-gd3fk5 жыл бұрын
Inception
@Sammy-Anglic5 жыл бұрын
The story about the used condoms tho Like, weird flex but okay
@superbryan00595 жыл бұрын
Suaiajja jajah kollla 🤓🤓🤓🤓🙉🙉🙉🙉🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️
@ok-zg3tr5 жыл бұрын
@@superbryan0059 bruh
@rhyperior13435 жыл бұрын
Haru Draws yeah who wants to show that hes got used condoms
@icecoldos5 жыл бұрын
Dead meme but ok
@ohiosooki60495 жыл бұрын
Who's to say they're his condoms? 🤔
@TailsIsDisappointed5 жыл бұрын
Timmy, why do you have an assault rifle, gas mask, C4, and a stack of tear gas in your backpack?
@LCO3445 жыл бұрын
*Pumped up kicks starts playing in the background
@Dynamite1255 жыл бұрын
When you come second in kahoot
@rowinacamacho63435 жыл бұрын
Uhhhh... Internet! :)
@CoolGuy-fw2zz5 жыл бұрын
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions remember.... no weeboos
@scottvelez31545 жыл бұрын
@@Dynamite125 If I lose Kahoot, then I kashoot
@arctic26505 жыл бұрын
I wonder what I’m gonna do today... OH I KNOW *ILL STEALL MY DADS TATTOO STUFF AND FORCE A TATTOO ONTO A KIDS BACK MY PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!*
@charleshenderson97525 жыл бұрын
That_Random Foox ur really not funny
@raspberrytea1865 жыл бұрын
@@charleshenderson9752 neither are you you idiot
@tingey55435 жыл бұрын
This ones horrid
@bruh-zs2xp4 жыл бұрын
@@charleshenderson9752 it's called a joke
@shaqueeshameeshachaneeshal43395 жыл бұрын
*Slaps top of locker* “You can fit so many used condoms in this bad boy”
@Kuragi_Kriada5 жыл бұрын
**Bang** U ded'd
@Menace7837-c4j5 жыл бұрын
good one 😂
@imperialweaponstechnician80265 жыл бұрын
what's wrong with him
@billieeilish57935 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo this comment just made my day😂😂😂
@banana192835 жыл бұрын
And cannonballs
@zilvoxidgod5 жыл бұрын
a lot of teachers are in jail for confiscating their student's virginity, which is kind of hard to top
@arandompieceofinternettras64615 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh
@LimmeLimbo5 жыл бұрын
One of my high school teachers was recently found to be sleeping with a student. I knew this teacher and she was BAD AF. But she got arrested for this *AFTER* I graduated. I was low key mad that I didn't hit first before I graduated. She had the biggest ass and she was cute. I still get mad every fucking time I think about it. It could've been me clapping them milf cheeks 😫😫 Tbh idek how teachers and kids ever come to find out they wanna bang. Wouldn't the teacher be afraid that the student would reject and tell on him/her? Wouldn't the student be afraid the teacher would reject and look at them with disgust? I'm genuinely wondering how the fuck teachers can find students who are down to clown.
@vibing65305 жыл бұрын
@@LimmeLimbo please tell me this is satire
@primate68545 жыл бұрын
@Nkosi Ngwenya So let me explain comedy for you
@chocchip41725 жыл бұрын
@Nkosi Ngwenya Yes it is funny hahahahahaha hope ur offended
@JustJum5 жыл бұрын
Im not a teacher but ages ago my friend stuck all his pens onto his ruler and pretend it was an areoplane. The teacher saw it and confiscated it. After a few minutes she asked him: "why arent you taking down any notes?!" He said "you took all my pens" Then the teacher said "well write with something!!! Thats it give me your journal!" So someone just gave him a pen to borrow...
@JustapErson5 жыл бұрын
I thought you said "my friend stuck his penis onto his ruler" at first glance.
@ruffamlos70865 жыл бұрын
@@JustapErson same here
@equaius8935 жыл бұрын
wow you guys are dirty minded
@honkmaster5 жыл бұрын
Kerwin I Really Really Didn’t need to know that
@squidgrill5 жыл бұрын
Kerwin .... did you actually do that before?
@Kai-ye8jj5 жыл бұрын
Reddit: dear humans Everyone: not a human but..
@ThereIsALimit.4 жыл бұрын
What
@ThereIsALimit.4 жыл бұрын
???
@mirailuvsu4 жыл бұрын
lol
@alkasaini81324 жыл бұрын
It really took me 10 min. to understand what you just wrote lol
@EmpressSketch4 жыл бұрын
The "no one" was unnecessary
@coffee46825 жыл бұрын
Not a teacher, or a student, or related to a teacher or student, or related to school, but I once made a good batch of brownies.
@OpiaKitty5 жыл бұрын
best comment here
@OpiaKitty5 жыл бұрын
Here take a cookie 🍪
@joshmkspl5 жыл бұрын
Take a baguette 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
@cutyheart1025 жыл бұрын
take the moon lol🌚
@llamagodarceus16805 жыл бұрын
👌
@4uvold5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Johnnie whats that in your bag Johnnie: an ak-47 Teacher: NO next to that! Johnnie: gum Teacher: How dare you bring this kind of destruction to school property!
@andrewe.24645 жыл бұрын
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa Chewing gum? No Papa Telling lies? No Papa Open your bag? *_hahaha_*
@andrewe.24645 жыл бұрын
K I’ll take my leave
@sofya30335 жыл бұрын
Johanna-Jonnie but should it be Jennie but she is rouge so Jonnie good but Jennie is but can be Jonniehanna.
@sofya30335 жыл бұрын
@@andrewe.2464 are you Jonniehana
@NikonKanava5 жыл бұрын
Life hack: Bring cigs to school by hiding them in a revolver.
@VJ-zn9fp5 жыл бұрын
That dude that saved the goth girl's life and got her a bf is a real one Edit: Damn thanks for the 1.4k likes
@WeepingWillowTree5 жыл бұрын
Carefully, he’s a hero
@Bug_Bait5 жыл бұрын
It takes pretty much zero effort to get a boyfriend as long as you're not chubby.
@Thewritingelf5 жыл бұрын
@@Bug_Bait Uhh ? There are tons of chubby girls who have boyfriends. That's a lie.
@woofer-x8i5 жыл бұрын
@@Bug_Bait yeah because social anxiety isnt a thing and you dont need courage at all to confess
@Cobblestonebob5 жыл бұрын
That shit sounded fake to me, what teacher uses terms like “waifu“ or “tiddies“. In addition to that, everything worked out TOO well. How does he know that someone has a crush on her and shit. I'm pretty sure that story was just a lie from a weeb
@oldier-zi2mp5 жыл бұрын
Damn the puzzle thing would be triggering to have 1 piece missing
@theownerofthisaccount25214 жыл бұрын
I have a puzzle that has 3 pieces missing and a duplicate of a piece we already have. It is infuriating
@allenholloway51094 жыл бұрын
I have found that a puzzle in any public place will have at minimum one piece missing. Even in an environment where there is not likely to be people that sadistic, something is bound to get lost fairly fast.
@-4subscriberswithahammerad5215 жыл бұрын
They once took up a poster of t-series from a student good riddance
@africanhuntingdolphin50725 жыл бұрын
that totally happened
@skinwalker694205 жыл бұрын
@@alexandrine1558 i hope you and the kid with the testicle series poster were expelled
@orangedrawz72095 жыл бұрын
Nyan Cat that’s just sad
@psychosomaticstatic5 жыл бұрын
I wanna like this but it has 420 likes
@drxshock69575 жыл бұрын
*_it's time for you to leave_*
@Captainbro505 жыл бұрын
Teachers of reddit *NOT A TEACHER, BUT* Edit: omg thanks for all the gold and silver guys
@somepizzaguy88555 жыл бұрын
That's what happens every time a question is directed towards a certain group of people.
@lipy35505 жыл бұрын
You should check out the question that asks 'women who left their fiance at the altar' question in ask women. Almost none of them were women who left men at the altar.
@0xsergy5 жыл бұрын
@@lipy3550 cause they won't be on Reddit lol, or won't own up to it. It's the people in the crowd telling the story, or the man
@chocchip41725 жыл бұрын
Not a teacher, but this story has nothing to do with it
@Crosshill5 жыл бұрын
some of them are still good, at least
@oM477o5 жыл бұрын
A student using phone under desk Most teachers: "you better not be using your phone" My teacher: "I hope that's your phone your playing with under there"
@cursedseabunny10945 жыл бұрын
Oh god what goes on at your school?
@cursedseabunny10945 жыл бұрын
@@michelle3280 Ok then *Note to self never go to your school* Florida? I had a friend go to school in Florida and she wasn't there very long.
@michelle32805 жыл бұрын
A Cursed Bunny but my school isn’t in Florida... it’s on the west side.
@mooncake-cu6qt5 жыл бұрын
Me as a teacher: look, I know when you are playing with your phone- no one randomly looks down at their "private zone" and smiles
@enchantedgamer94285 жыл бұрын
@@mooncake-cu6qt Wonder where you stole that joke from.
@turt64005 жыл бұрын
Someone at my school brought weed, a switchknife, and alcohol to school, all on one day He came back for the last two weeks of school
@_bolognese5 жыл бұрын
probably cause he's locked up in some mental hospital or something
@thecarwithinternetaccess79525 жыл бұрын
Someone had sex in the bathroom under the influence of weed. (This was is MS)
@coriejefferys56505 жыл бұрын
Turtle And Koala i got caught doing coke in my hs bathroom and only got suspended for 5 days
@lilackayoko51574 жыл бұрын
I’m in 7 grade I’m in high school I’m in Australia btw but my best friend brought alcohol and stolen lube plus a rainbow switch blade
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations5 жыл бұрын
Not a teacher but a student. One year in highschool a kid in our art class had been called down because they had their pet snake (in their tank not out and about) in their art locker (art lockers are bigger). They'd done it because the houses nearby had been having a power outage for a few days, and it was too cold for the snake to survive in the house, so she kept it at school for a few days. A bit odd, but I have a snake now and probably would've done the same lmao
@loreleir5 жыл бұрын
I don't know any reptile owners that wouldn't go to such lengths for their pets tbh. I'd do it for my gecko in a heartbeat, screw the potential consequences.
@underworldrat5 жыл бұрын
This girl brought a yaoi poster to school and proudly showed it around to everyone. She was like twelve at the time.
@Syllkie5 жыл бұрын
@@DarkMAGA, I know a classmate who wore an ahegao hoodie and showed it off to our Japanese language teacher. She said something like: "Hmmm...kimochi warui.../Kimoi!" The same guy ended up wearing that hoodie for his homeroom yearbook picture.
@Joeyuhhhhhh5 жыл бұрын
*Wait hol up*
@imxuiminsmarshmello59695 жыл бұрын
Lol, this reminds me, like a year ago, some girl got her yaoi manga confiscated for being pornographic. It was also REALLY obvious from the cover 🤦🏻♂️
@TM-ek1wf5 жыл бұрын
Whas yaoi
@StarlitLilies5 жыл бұрын
oh, ohNO
@irvs59225 жыл бұрын
7:02 this one is awesome. - what do you have in there bricks? - yes actually. - ..... what?? W-... why???
@MrSamulai5 жыл бұрын
I've started saving for my own house.
@TAMAMO-VIRUS5 жыл бұрын
"Exercise"
@mrsecurity40685 жыл бұрын
In middle school (2006-2008) I knew a few ghetto kids who would carry around bricks in thier backpacks for the sole advantage of workout/Heavy_Lifting. Even after school they would pick up bricks and use them like dumbbells. One guy would even lay on his back and balance them on his feet and lift up his legs. (Use your imagination) He said, "I do this and now I can run fast as shit." All I know is 2 years prior I could outrun the latter guy fairly easily and then it was no contest I couldn't keep up with him.
@DF-mw1sh5 жыл бұрын
@@mrsecurity4068 I did that but with a 30 pound weight and had to walk back home a couple miles away
@christopherdavis16225 жыл бұрын
Do you think they were in there just for a joke? Like everyone’s response to a heavy backpack is “what do you have in there bricks?”
@ItsMowglii4 жыл бұрын
quiet kid: says he like action movies teacher: does finger guns quiet kid: does real guns
@chinchenping5 жыл бұрын
A 17th century kunai he had snagged from he father's Japanese artifact collection (honestly the thing looked like a dull hunk of metal)... it was in 1995 so the weeb wave had just started to take momentum. When his father had found out, he invited anyone who was interested to see his collection. The guy had a complete samurai armor, katanas, an old ass shamisen and a gigantic collection of tsubas. And a whole freaking wall covered with old school mangas. Best day of my life, best dad in the world. I lowkey blame the guy for the weeb wave we had in france at the time
@God-ch8lq5 жыл бұрын
i have a weeb friend who actually forges swords well not exactly, he carves them out of metal rods with a set of tools he made *carves them* it takes a month or two, but you get a near-flawless sword that can cut through flesh and bones he has to make new tools every two swords becaue they break/wear off
@wardedthorn65235 жыл бұрын
Badass
@JexporDiamonds5 жыл бұрын
@@God-ch8lq You sure your friend isn't a reincarnated blacksmith from the Era where swords are the main weapon of choice? 🤔😂
@Invalid5715 жыл бұрын
The puzzle pieces kid is an evil genius! Edit: Found at 4:29
@erin41065 жыл бұрын
*kicks heavy bag by accident* 'Dude, you must have so many books in there' *'No, magazines'*
@jacobbarbulescu66545 жыл бұрын
Frickpacito
@thomasroberts42995 жыл бұрын
Hooooooooly shit
@kiidreflex5 жыл бұрын
Robert's got a quick hand..
@Miles300s5 жыл бұрын
"Like, Playboy magazines bro? Lemme see!" *CLICK* "You'll be the first one to beg for mercy"
@ToxicNoodle715 жыл бұрын
Playboy? Or TIME? Edit: Just noticed the guy above me ^^ did the same thing lol. I swear I didn’t copy 😂
@nameName-ld1tp5 жыл бұрын
One kid brought a condom to school. We were in only 5th grade Humanity is a pathetic thing sometimes
@Damnitookyobitch4 жыл бұрын
Dont be jealous
@chuuchuu24684 жыл бұрын
@Stygian Eons 5th grade is 9 year olds
@skye50574 жыл бұрын
@@chuuchuu2468 no 5th grade is yr 6 for me meaning 10 and 11 yr olds, 4th grade is 9 year olds.🙄
@freezer16334 жыл бұрын
There was a guy in 9th Grade in our school selling condoms.
@deceitsanders56824 жыл бұрын
@@chuuchuu2468 i was 10 years old at gr 5-
@WhatEvenIsAGoodName5 жыл бұрын
I accidentally opened my phone up to a picture of my girlfriend and I naked... When trying to show a teacher that I had in fact turned in an assignment. He didn't even say anything he just stared me in the eye for about 10 seconds.
@donovanmcdavid49495 жыл бұрын
Nice fairytale
@alexgade45125 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@ananonymousaccount35305 жыл бұрын
Would like this comment but it's at 69
@blunthour80005 жыл бұрын
r/ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@pryingeyes15515 жыл бұрын
Did he give you an A?
@bartman56935 жыл бұрын
Got in trouble for drawing logos from WWE on paper. Middle school. Teacher and guidance counselor was trying to convince my mom (who hardly spoke English at the time) that they were gang signs and pretty much made her cry. Had to tell them what WWE was and cleared it up but my homeroom teacher still went through my bag from time to time. A few weeks later I found out that my guidance counselor had been a huge WWE fan when I saw him speaking to another student in the hall. Still have major trust issues to this day.
@rachelmoody15205 жыл бұрын
@@Sluppie Theoretically, it's possible that the guidance counselor first heard about WWE from the kid and decided to check it out after the incident, and THEN became a major fan.
@TheBlindAndTheBeautiful5 жыл бұрын
Bartman They always judge the wrestling stuff when they do not know what it is. Had a teacher in high school tell me to never wear one of the classic Rated R tshirts from Edge. She told me that all wrestling did was promote violence and show gang signs and stuff like that. Fast forward about 7 years and not only have i gone on to be successful in my own life at a young age but i am also one of the people responsible for helping to start one of the biggest independent promotions in the Northwestern US. And it felt good to see that teacher come out to a show and try to butter up and say how proud she was of all of the succcess, especially when i got to have security throw her out of my building because i didn't want intollerant people ruining a good time for our "gang" of fans lol
@SnoFitzroy5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, WWE is shit
@bartman56935 жыл бұрын
Sluppie I honestly don't know. I had seen some of the staff mistreating kids of color (though I am pretty pale) a lot even the nerdy ones, so it could've been classic discrimination. Or they wanted to transfer yet another student into their class where the angry kids (not special ed) were. They had a lot of special classes that I still don't know the purpose of, so maybe they were getting extra funding from the government (scam) and they needed to keep them full? I still think about that school and that incident sometimes.
@bartman56935 жыл бұрын
Rachel Moody He said he used to watch WWF when he was younger. But I guess he could've been lying.
@AlexanderJolley5 жыл бұрын
1:03 this is the stuff that makes me hate people.
@nat35725 жыл бұрын
the cannonball? or the fake rape accusation? i genuinely think you mean the fake rape accusation but at the same time, your time stamp goes to the cannonball one so idk
@etrcentenario97375 жыл бұрын
Yea, it really pisses me off when people bring their damn cannonballs to school. Just disgusting. They don't think about the consequences of their actions.
@shizukagozen7775 жыл бұрын
@@etrcentenario9737 😂😂😂😂
@josiahklein705 жыл бұрын
It was the lighting a girl on fire part for me.
@shizukagozen7775 жыл бұрын
@@josiahklein70 OK. Idk why my other comment doesn't appear so I edit my comment: "For me it's the condom one, the rape one and the crazy nazi kid". Oh, and the gang and drug ones too.
@marianaelisasantoscarvajal1345 жыл бұрын
7:13 I feel ya, my mom did that with me in elementary school but instead of a coconut it was an avocado :^)
@SerbianMeerkat5 жыл бұрын
Some kid at our school brought a blow up doll and kept it in his locker at school. A bunch of teachers went through his locker coz they thought he had drugs, all they found was a shit load of cheap steroids and a blow up doll staring them in the face. I wish I’d taken a picture of their faces it was hilarious.
@nathankurtz80455 жыл бұрын
...so he did have drugs
@SerbianMeerkat5 жыл бұрын
Nathan Kurtz guess so, isn’t really the part I remember the most though
@gjcfjhchxks33255 жыл бұрын
5:16 my mum actually did this once when she was like 11, there was this cat that would hang out by the school gates and she wanted to take it home so she put it in her bag. It started meowing when she was in class and so since all of the other kids knew about it but they didn’t want the teachers to know, everyone in the class started meowing too so that the teacher didn’t know that there was a cat hidden in her bag. Eventually she got found out tho 😂
@imbored69325 жыл бұрын
Great name😂
@SuperThunderbrain5 жыл бұрын
At least they helped her out.
@Uloveeverglow5 жыл бұрын
ARMY
@leah.xoxo.92485 жыл бұрын
LOVE YOUR NAME
@miyahara60595 жыл бұрын
My friend did that once but instead its a phone.When math class started,suddenly there a soft ringtone playing 'dont let me down' coming from her bag .My friends whose around her desk listened and then this friend of mine starts to sing the ringtone .My teacher felt strange of it but she didnt continues the class to avoid the whole class getting spotchecked by the prefects.Prefects are like the students who are assigned to assist teachers with stuff including random class inspection.
@KayOScode5 жыл бұрын
I was in elementary school (second grade) and I enjoyed catching and playing with lady bugs. Anyway, my obsessive personality was going strong even back then and I went during recess to catch as many as I could. I ended with with about 40 and put them all in my pockey and took them to class. They escaped and began flying around the room distrubring the entire lecture
@alexandrarivera79575 жыл бұрын
Lunatic Programmer same except I did it with grasshoppers.
@Joeyuhhhhhh5 жыл бұрын
*HAH*
@Bigfrogfan15 жыл бұрын
Well at least everyone got lots of good luck.
@iheartts.4 жыл бұрын
7:12 Mom: Here ya go! Coconut and a knife for lunch! Eat hearty!! Kid: ***Chokes on knife***
@SN-vn6wb3 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@JD8675 жыл бұрын
We had this stupid table in the science room where one leg was an inch higher than the others. Everyone hated that damn table. If it got bumped, your stuff would jolt, and if it was on the edge it would slide off completely. Happened a lot. One slow, near-summer break day, I was sitting at the table and offered to fix it. My science teacher shrugged and told me to knock myself out. I just pulled out my leatherman's tool, took out the screw driver, fixed the leg, then calmly put it back in my backpack. Afterwards, everyone was staring at me, and I had no idea why. ". . . What?" "Do you have a KNIFE?" ". . . Oh. Uh. No?"
@Viocote5 жыл бұрын
5:10 Shit, looks like the Persona 5 protagonist got caught. FeelsBadMan
@JokerStairs5 жыл бұрын
Poor Morgana
@SnowyyPiranha5 жыл бұрын
Morgana is going to be the one sleeping after that
@Viocote5 жыл бұрын
The protagonist comes in with the Tkachev *Now it’s my turn to tell you to go to sleep*
@victorrodriguez120675 жыл бұрын
*YOU NEVER SEE IT COMIN*
@fortnitegamer21185 жыл бұрын
@@Viocote *airsoft*
@Cheetotamer5 жыл бұрын
Of all the students mentioned in this video, the kid at 4:30 is the biggest criminal here and deserves a life sentence
@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe29985 жыл бұрын
Word
@christiangilbertson99705 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for someone to mention this.
@lubnaghazwi4 жыл бұрын
Whats truly disturbing to find in a student bag A fortune cookie that doesnt hurt my feelings
@ThereIsALimit.4 жыл бұрын
Can I have some cookies?
@3TAV4 жыл бұрын
CatiCactus Plant of course sweetie BUT EAT THE VEGETALS
@ThereIsALimit.4 жыл бұрын
@@3TAV no
@3TAV4 жыл бұрын
CatiCactus Plant understandable have a great day
@mxri_d5 жыл бұрын
One time when I was in second grade one of my classmates brought their hamster (who was dyed pink) to school, and kept it in his pouch until Spanish class. When he brought the pouch to the teacher she screamed and had a fit. She ended up calling the principal and his mom had to come pick it up. This is one of the many things that happened that led him to be known as the troublemaker in my school. *legends say he’s still dyeing hamster fur*
@icedelectriced5 жыл бұрын
MAYOuNESA is My Name is that aldof fishler in your profile picture
@tnsmara99825 жыл бұрын
Ö
@originlights30505 жыл бұрын
I was known by almost everyone in my middle school as the kid that was always absent
@skyvilay63975 жыл бұрын
The most horrifying thing found in a student’s bag? A flip phone
@Kervvy5 жыл бұрын
Don't even joke about the horrifying idea of owning a flip phone o-0
@The93Momo935 жыл бұрын
Flip phones are the next coolest thing after slider phones.
@arizmack63415 жыл бұрын
ew
@jaytealstone16875 жыл бұрын
Tbh I want a flip phone again, shit was cool
@serlokbrixe4255 жыл бұрын
I'm almost 20, and still have a flip phone.
@SUPERMAR103125 жыл бұрын
A cannonball? That was probably a shotput . . .
@PlatinumJug5 жыл бұрын
hiding it there was a longshot...
@logans8115 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@chocchip41725 жыл бұрын
@@PlatinumJug can't wait for this to fly over someone's head
@chocchip41725 жыл бұрын
@@logans811 if cannon ball exist, cannon must exist.
@odditykid78985 жыл бұрын
There's an obvious V3 joke I can make here.
@johnmarston36385 жыл бұрын
Ok before I start the video there's gonna be - guns - dildos - drugs Imma edit to see if im right Edit: mhm all correct
@Johanaa5 жыл бұрын
Turtles and Bricks
@janelledaniels23324 жыл бұрын
And Hitler symbols (swastika)
@grace.harwood_33354 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the dead squirrels
@veronejaquel51064 жыл бұрын
Used condoms, this disturbed me to no end
@bagyinszkinandor74724 жыл бұрын
Also a vibrator
@theworstyoutuber79055 жыл бұрын
7:07 You should always bring bricks to school, and when your teacher asks for your book that you've doodled on, you give them a brick. Problem solved
@pharuhs5 жыл бұрын
Bruh 🤣
@RetireInYour20s5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it?
@tsukiko20275 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Mikey, no passing notes. Hand it to me. Kid: *reaches into his bag and casually gives his teacher a brick*
@roygbiv78075 жыл бұрын
*_ThEyLl NeVeR fInD tHe BoDy If I sTuFf It In My LoCkEr_*
@chocchip41725 жыл бұрын
Put the locker in the body
@drearydaydreamer.47065 жыл бұрын
@@chocchip4172 holy shi-
@sunsetinseoul5 жыл бұрын
@@drearydaydreamer.4706 lmao
@jeremiahbriney48995 жыл бұрын
Put half of the locker in body then the other half of the body in the locker
@redacted23595 жыл бұрын
Whaddya have in there, bricks?” *unzips backpack* *bricks fall out*
@tinle95 жыл бұрын
Guy: why are they green and glowing? You:... you heard of Uranium?
@SeanWinters5 жыл бұрын
Followed by spaghetti
@MrMcever5 жыл бұрын
Students, what are dumb reasons you got in trouble? I got a detention for drinking Gatorade, but at dismissal my teacher and I had a conversation about why should I got a detention and why I shouldn’t. I won the argument and ended up not getting a detention. But my class had a good laugh 🤣
@kaidenspry14495 жыл бұрын
You yawn 3 TIMES in Kindergarten and you get your "card pulled"! Who would have guessed??
@daquashaun85054 жыл бұрын
Got in trouble for having a bloody knee
@thelordofthescrubnation25664 жыл бұрын
Got in trouble for not having my shoe tied teacher tried to get me 3 days detention and a suspension. Never saw that teacher again
@hahahantamme41464 жыл бұрын
Not a student but-
@ZimLikesPastaAnimation4 жыл бұрын
...I got in trouble for being female The teachers for our wing's section of the sixth grade took all the girls out into the hall to tell them not to wear spaghetti straps or shorts shorter than your fingertips because the boys wouldn't be able to keep their eyes off our shoulders or knees or whatever. They got like 50 angry emails the following morning from all the girls' mothers. I also have gotten in trouble for being talked to by a classmate while I was paying attention to the teacher
@rishoo91835 жыл бұрын
So they took $15k off a 2nd grader? Well...
@userandresearcher10365 жыл бұрын
Mad lads
@ry4nx5 жыл бұрын
yea wtf. they shouldnt be able to do that unless there was a weapon.they cant just take someone elses belongings even if it's just a kid.. kind of fucked up.
@custom_name8545 жыл бұрын
@@ry4nx If it was normally earned money yeah no problem. But that was drug money you know
@quicwaterr85275 жыл бұрын
@@custom_name854 he was a 7 yrold in a dangerous situation let him keep the money he could've lost his life without even knowing why
@edghety25605 жыл бұрын
J G V how they know it was drug money?
@thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын
•pumped up kicks plays in the distance•
@feralbunnywoman5 жыл бұрын
*brakes hand with textbook* not to day B E T CH
@danielbennett18125 жыл бұрын
I got suspended for singing that at the talent show. Was worth.
@crystadawn81765 жыл бұрын
*Meant to be Yours plays in the distance*
@lemmy89475 жыл бұрын
We once searched a friends bag while he went to the bathroom and he had a solid 12 calculators (those scientific ones or whatever) yet didnt have one with his name on it
@thelunchbagwarrior91155 жыл бұрын
@@kaystruenoo You didn't look in your friends' backpacks? Did you not have friends that had weird backpacks to look in?
@constantly_nervous5 жыл бұрын
Lemmy WTF?! How could you do that?
@MinYoongi-lx6lc5 жыл бұрын
Welp, Kids... what did we learn today? *Never* bring your vibrator to school! ^^
@Pavel79185 жыл бұрын
Keeping it inside the backpack isn't hard.
@Lee.M.D5 жыл бұрын
Who tf brings a vibrator to school. That's just disgusting
@星昼-s3c5 жыл бұрын
Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan Kinks are scary sometimes.
Nothing was confiscated but someone smeared period blood and mucus all over the bathroom door, good thing I looked before putting my hand on the handle. Needless to say I had no problem postponing my dump.
@0xsergy5 жыл бұрын
Why are womens bathrooms so bad lol. Everywhere I read about janitors they complain about em
@mlgssj7635 жыл бұрын
@@0xsergy my school pays thousands of dollars on our girls bathrooms while the boys bathrooms need renovations
@burnixen87115 жыл бұрын
Once when i was in seventh grade a large group of ninth grader boys had taken a pad, colored it and placed it on the counter in the bathroom. They would just stand right outside the door and whenever somebody walked out they would get up in the persons face and go all "oooooh" or something like that. The "blood" didnt even look like period blood it was almost pink and completly clear. These guys had never seen real period blood and much less a real pussy.
@jessicabraud33075 жыл бұрын
Oof that sounds disgusting. All of the school bathrooms I've been to have been clean, but public bathrooms are the worst. How would someone even get it to be that bad?
@moosegoose36475 жыл бұрын
Back when I was in 8th grade, I was in the lunch line, grabbing my tray and vegetables waiting to get to the main course. I was about to reach for an apple when I saw there was a freshly used pad ON the apples. Told the staff, and of course they removed it (and the apples.) Thank God I saw it in time. I was about to grab a bloody pad.
@f2pblock9085 жыл бұрын
_I confiscated my student's phone. He subbed to T-Series._
@XxSuperGamerxX420695 жыл бұрын
You need 1000× the amount of subs you have now to achieve your goal
@fineichangedit53155 жыл бұрын
Fair enough
@remutoast45245 жыл бұрын
Oh shit...
@mr.babatunde6925 жыл бұрын
*Send the student to the ranch IMMIDIATELY*
@queerolinguito8395 жыл бұрын
Good job - you did unsubscribe to T SERIES first and sub to pewdiepie? Then expel the kid. He needs to learn.
@niekgrijzenhout50115 жыл бұрын
So someone has this whole plan of trying to kill u. Then he tries to do it. And he gets EXPELLED?!
@demi-femme48215 жыл бұрын
Me to Attempted Murderer: "You're certainly the worst murderer I've ever heard of" Attempted Muderer: "But you have heard of me."
@sudeshnahaldar22745 жыл бұрын
@@demi-femme4821 What?
@RandomPerson-yy2ch5 жыл бұрын
Wi - Fi , yah i don’t get it too..
@urfork15 жыл бұрын
It’s a pirates of the Caribbean reference. Replace murderer with pirate
@sudeshnahaldar22745 жыл бұрын
@@urfork1 Oh thanks! I get it now. ^^
@jianyu53064 жыл бұрын
_4:48__ yeah... "love" letter... that doesn't sound like he loves her or he's her boyfriend, more like her fkn master_
@miraclepope86575 жыл бұрын
1:30 Omg a student had a gun in his bag but the teacher broke his hand with a textbook before he could get to it. The teacher said NOT TODAY SATAN XD lmfao. Ill leave now-
@miraclepope86575 жыл бұрын
@Thanos vs Justin Biebr Oh.. Ok.... *gets out holy water* And your username XD
@cursedseabunny10945 жыл бұрын
*ALL THE OTHER KIDS-* (Teacher yeets book at kid with gun) Not today *_S A T A N_*
@miraclepope86575 жыл бұрын
@Thanos vs Justin Biebr *visible confusion*
@miraclepope86575 жыл бұрын
@@cursedseabunny1094 True story- XD
@theminisimmer5 жыл бұрын
Someone's going to find an adult toy Edit: called it.
@sanstheskeelaton33375 жыл бұрын
and on the first one. I thought it would have been at least halfway through before there was one
@zimTOAA5 жыл бұрын
I think everyone expected it
@granola53395 жыл бұрын
Me too
@heneedsomemilk6555 жыл бұрын
What I don't get is why in the hell would you bring your vibrator to school? That just seems like a recipe for embarassment.
@Jaime_Protein_Cannister5 жыл бұрын
How would YOU know
@pictureofacat95255 жыл бұрын
1:13 somehow, some people still claim false rape allegations don't happen.
@0xsergy5 жыл бұрын
That's why you get swabbed immediately so there's no question
@pictureofacat95255 жыл бұрын
@@shizukagozen777 I know it's more of a western problem, in Spain for example some feminists movements say that. In my home country of Argentina many people spout that too.
@darknes41505 жыл бұрын
@@pictureofacat9525 yeah I hate those people to my core you should always doubt the "victim" completely because 99% of claims are false
@cecilusbrize46795 жыл бұрын
@@darknes4150 No most accusations are true but complete idiots like that give fuel to the belief that they are not. It's simply disgusting.
@shizukagozen7775 жыл бұрын
@@pictureofacat9525 I think it's a general problem, not only in western countries.
@isabellagold41145 жыл бұрын
If one phone vibrates... Confiscated. Thats how my school works
@jffry8905 жыл бұрын
Good. Keep your phone in your locker, you little shit.
@captaincrash90025 жыл бұрын
@@jffry890 we don't have lockers
@jev31835 жыл бұрын
@@jffry890 We don't use ours. Even if we do have lockers. Still, I'm not going to put it in there.
@mayab91025 жыл бұрын
If one phone exists Boom. Confiscated
@greteldevendorf80295 жыл бұрын
Lol every uses their in class at our school and the teachers don’t care
@triptomoon98705 жыл бұрын
Well i used to draw people getting killed in war. It was mostly stickfigures with a lot of red drawn beside them
@gachajames54815 жыл бұрын
Same but on the bus with my bff Daniel ( I'm a girl )
@bruh_pass53355 жыл бұрын
Your not the only i think its funny seeing stick people in war
@maygel5 жыл бұрын
Stick veterans hAH-
@jaxxe83805 жыл бұрын
I used to draw myself bleeding blood out of my eyes while killing people
@xxop3uzixxxxdetm75 жыл бұрын
Same
@bloroxcleach8965 жыл бұрын
Me to teacher: "Oh don't worry it's only a bible, some rubbing alcohol and matches".
@andrewe.24645 жыл бұрын
Blorox Cleach don’t forgot the cross, the nails and rope
@arandompieceofinternettras64615 жыл бұрын
Shrekoning **Castlevania intensifies**
@ajinkyatarodekar90995 жыл бұрын
Drifters flashbacks!!!
@eurasianlynx55845 жыл бұрын
@Mitchell Patterson Who again enacted bookburnings? **Most authoritarian regimes** Censorship is never the solution for conflicting oppinions and worldviews.
@goshdangit45035 жыл бұрын
Honestly it isn't dirty if she doodles those things in her notebook, she's studying figure, it's important. But I mean, she should have used a textbook :,)
@annikastarks60365 жыл бұрын
yess tho!!!
@gasolinedrinker04 жыл бұрын
“ She said: Whaddya have in there, bricks?!” “Turns out there was actually bricks in there.” Favorite sentence of the month.
@DrewPicklesTheDark5 жыл бұрын
A video game _manual_ It was an older ones, back when they had cool art and lore and stuff in them. Apparently reading was unacceptable if it had to do with video games.
@mikem14215 жыл бұрын
1:22 wow that teacher kinda sounds badass ngl
@RabnawazReviews5 жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes.
@alexanderchristopher62375 жыл бұрын
And they said they need to arm teachers? Have all teachers learn to fight with textbooks. It's effective so far.
@ThomasBob5 жыл бұрын
One time my friend had a water bottle confiscated. The teachers saw what was in it and immediately gave it back. There were live goldfish inside. He found the fish in a puddle while he was walking to school because some jackass put them there. Edit: Wow, this got more attention than I expected. There is more to the story. After school, my friend decided that he would keep one fish and I would take the rest to a pet shop. I gave them to the pet shop and they accepted. It turns out it was my other friend who put the fish there.
@userandresearcher10365 жыл бұрын
_Not all heroes wear capes_
@ThomasBob5 жыл бұрын
@@userandresearcher1036 Yeah, he actually kept one of the fish as his own!
@kurtdwaynediaz31635 жыл бұрын
how many of them are still alive to this day?
@ThomasBob5 жыл бұрын
@@kurtdwaynediaz3163 This was years ago, so none. One did live for a year or two.
@dumpstercub29025 жыл бұрын
@idoesanimations hd Shelters unfortunately don't take fish. His only option was to either care for it or give it to someone, if he gave it to someone there wouldn't be full assurance that they would take care of them.
@Electric_Bagpipes4 жыл бұрын
“The teacher broke the student’s hand with a notebook.” _Holy shit..._
@maddiemelody90015 жыл бұрын
at 0:54 "...suspended for a few days after a dead squirrel was confiscated from his book bag." me: *well that kid definitely lives in north carolina*
@sabrinakennedy63785 жыл бұрын
one of my brothers friends had a sister that brought a huge dead squid to school. Dunno what happened to her.
@drxshock69575 жыл бұрын
9:21 Carefully, he's a hero.
@WINOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
My friend would bring his bearded dragon to school and just keep him in his pocket and occasionally fed him lettuce 🥬 the teachers never saw a thing.
@boldanabrasevic30205 жыл бұрын
Lmao I thought it was an actual dragon and I was like "No wonder nobody saw a thing"
@frogz89825 жыл бұрын
hehe what's the dragons name
@JasonHunts27725 жыл бұрын
Lol
@toogtoog25145 жыл бұрын
Wholesome lol
@shadowcreature75985 жыл бұрын
They’re adorable😂
@BeaverWithACleaver4 жыл бұрын
My teacher knew we were doing some “illegal” activity on class, (Not paying attention) So she came and confiscated our backpacks with our “illegal items.” *She must have been shocked to see pencils*
@vortexpow12274 жыл бұрын
You’re fit
@BeaverWithACleaver4 жыл бұрын
Dreamer's Servant. Thank you...?
@muggerpugger32314 жыл бұрын
Vortex Pow simp
@dracomaloy93714 жыл бұрын
Mugger Pugger everybody is a simp in these times people are getting desperate
@muggerpugger32314 жыл бұрын
Draco Maloy Yes, the simpocalypse is above us. Just as if 2020 could get any worse.
@hiddendesire30765 жыл бұрын
Got one more. A buddy of mine loved writing pornographic fanfictions just for shits and giggles. He filled a random locker to the brim with them. The day before graduation seniors didn’t have class, but I showed up for one last day of dean running (plus anything left behind was first come first serve (got a sweat dream catcher from it). Anywho, i’m passing by the filled locker when the detention students showed up to clean it with the dean supervising. They have some trouble, but the dean gets it open. The pages go everywhere. On top was an erotic story about the dean and the priest who ran the high school. The detention kids laughed their asses of, she however demanded to know who put them in there. Unfortunately no cameras could see that locker, nor the room my buddy snuck the paper in from.
@avourrito18195 жыл бұрын
Yo that's cool I wanna read some of them too lol
@thepineapplehippie5 жыл бұрын
DUDE THATS AWESOME!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@annikastarks60365 жыл бұрын
well then...
@galaxyanimal5 жыл бұрын
An acquaintance wrote a fanfic abt. a girl in our English class, & the teacher confiscated it. The teacher she was ex-military, & when she read it she went pale. The boy who wrote it got suspended. This was in 7th or 8th grade.
@ChristopherMoom5 жыл бұрын
One time a teacher had to confiscate a body pillow It was a body pillow of Moto Moto
@lcc97695 жыл бұрын
Christopher Moon probably took it for herself
@MrCHI2cool5 жыл бұрын
@@lcc9769 Why lie?
@Alien-jn3qn5 жыл бұрын
KEEP IT AT 69 likes
@meanbean29185 жыл бұрын
There was a national day where people were dared to take their Wiefu body pillow wherever they went. My friend too his naked body pillow from highschool DxD to work. Hilarious. Probably part of that challenge or some shit....or they just liked their body pillow. Still great either way
@SwiftyBoi5 жыл бұрын
I LIKE EM BIG
@Siigma5 жыл бұрын
So no one's going to talk about the two girls passing notes, casually discussing accusing a teacher of rape for not letting them talk in study hall? 1:02 alright
@mhmthatscorrect86385 жыл бұрын
Isn't that all their talking about tho? Pretty much?
@link65765 жыл бұрын
I was going to but I figured I should see who all also mentioned it. You're the first out of a long list which is quite scary how much people don't care.
@ObiGale335 жыл бұрын
@@link6576 same, and i think its the worst one, excluding suicide. Could have ruined that teachers life in a big way, disgusting. I would have refused to teach them from then on. Or just taken the note and raped them, no one would have believed them.
@RedLoopster5 жыл бұрын
@@ObiGale33 I think you people are forgetting the stories about "two girls planning to set the bully on fire" or other stories involving killing someone
@Liz-xv2cs5 жыл бұрын
My favorite teacher, a nice, nerdy, guy for some reason was hated by most of the other students (but then again they all are stuck up rich kids. I’m only here with my siblings because of financial help and scholarships). A bunch of the other girls was talking about accusing him of rape (even though he was nice. He was just quiet.) and stuff. They straight up disrespected him and ignored him politely asking them to be quiet. He quit midyear. I’m still pissed at everyone for that.
@ziyaartz5 жыл бұрын
"Dead Skirrel" XDDDD The computer voice makes it funnier
@retmarut44995 жыл бұрын
Not a teacher. In my high school the chemistry teacher lectured how to make gun powder. Sure enough one student thought it was a good idea to make a pipe bomb and bring it to school. No ill intent like blowing up the school. Just wanted to show off. School had to be evacuated and the bomb squad was called. Needless to say the boy was expelled. Oh, and the teacher changed her curriculum.
@DirtRoadGroceryStore5 жыл бұрын
The school did not have to be evacuated. The bomb squad did not have to be called. The boy did not have to be expelled. Of course, the school administration did not have to be made up of fools, either.
@shanayazaveri26205 жыл бұрын
Is it allowed that the students are taught to make gunpowder? Or is it supposed to be r/thathappened?
@retmarut44995 жыл бұрын
@@shanayazaveri2620 no, this really happened. It's 20 years ago but it was quite common to teach this. Making gun powder isn't that hard after all and it is a good example for chemistry. Admittedly, when I was in high school not every teacher would have done this anymore but she was a rather experienced (read: old) one. I was later told by another teacher with whom I was on especially good terms that the bomb was disposed off in a military facility. Allegedly it made a crater 1 m deep and several m in diameter.
@retmarut44995 жыл бұрын
@@DirtRoadGroceryStore yeah, why bother with a life threatening event?
@shanayazaveri26205 жыл бұрын
@@retmarut4499 whoa! Lucky that it didn't go off. Though don't mind that I was a bit skeptical. Here we aren't taught how to make different chemicals before getting into college. So reading that this happened in highschool was a bit suspicious.
@SkyeTheTimeBeast5 жыл бұрын
One time a friend brought in about 50 Capri suns... They were all taken away before 2nd lesson
@mayfia5 жыл бұрын
No your lying. Did they get it back? Did they share?
@SkyeTheTimeBeast5 жыл бұрын
Mayfia im not sure what happened I just know he had a fuck ton of Capri suns that were taken away
@jessmedlicott26565 жыл бұрын
People always bring like 40 Capri suns in my school and share them 😂😂
@skiizi_5 жыл бұрын
I got detention Office lobby: what are you here for Me: accidentally kicked the ceiling
@carterm76705 жыл бұрын
*HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLLY KICK A CEILING*
@enzomessina28585 жыл бұрын
*_H M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M_*
@hazeltree77385 жыл бұрын
@@carterm7670 With a trampoline?
@mylifeisfallingapartbutits54155 жыл бұрын
I broke one of the security cameras in the hall by doing a high kick and my shoe flew off... That was an interesting conversation with the Dean of Students
@conorgrant48605 жыл бұрын
@@carterm7670 Maybe he tryin to impress his crush with a triple backflip?
@rose4lyfe5 жыл бұрын
7:00 “they didnt do anything about it” Literally almost every teacher in my old high school. They have never done anything even though they’ve always told us to tell them about any problems and “never take matters into our own hands”. So everyone who had been through bullying or other problems never actually got much help....😒 9:20 aw that’s a sweet ending😄