Gary Gulman: Technology Has Made People Lazier | CONAN on TBS

[@rickrose5377]

Gulman is a master craftsman -- the monologue as a work of art. The writing, the phrasing, the calculated pause...As in all true art, the effort disappears, and we're left just with appreciation and a smile on our face.

[@fidgetjt1821]

He is the best.

[@yojugames9105]

the last statement "you will never b $15 short of your dream house. get busy living or get busy dying." is not a joke..its a god damn wisdom! this guy rules. seriously underrated.

[@holystnicoley]

Yoju Games aawWww

[@RobertPenner]

We're sorry Black Rod, the correct answer is: "It only adds up if you add it up."

[@firholfinance8623]

@@RobertPenner, it automatically adds up if you don't spend it 💰

[@dylan3753]

It's a quote from Shawshank redemption...

[@Omarrz]

@@dylan3753 That's God damn right

[@lucaschristenson561]

This dude is not as famous as he should be. My favorite comedian of all time. He’s one of those guys that doesn’t need a big punchline. He just sprinkles mini punchlines in every 5 seconds, so underrated.

[@fidgetjt1821]

I agree.

[@MerleBowers]

"This phone is a seldom used app on my phone." What about this guy is not funny! I can hear his routines over and over. His timing, delivery and point of view is so fresh. I haven't laughed this hard since first hearing Steven Wright on Carson 40 years ago.

[@MrWarrenTerra]

Haha!

[@onpsxmember]

+MrWarrenTerra - Nelson Muntz

[@peacefuljeffrey]

Merle Bowers Gulman is a brilliant comedian. He demonstrates true genius at his craft.

[@rosiemorrison6281]

Merle Bowers I liked your comment even though I don‘t even know Steven Wright lol

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@rosiemorrison6281 Have you looked up Steven Wright yet? I bet you knew him, just not his name--or no?

[@IamCceeLL]

It only adds up if you add it up! Genius!

[@feverpa]

Gary Gulman is about 20 years too late to be as legendary as Seinfeld. The material is great, but it's his style of delivery. He doesn't tell jokes, he tells stories - and beyond that, the magic is in his conversations with himself. The bits are so well crafted. Every word and phrase isn't just funny, but it feels perfectly selected for maximum effect.

[@davebartholome2924]

Also seems like a nicer guy than Seinfeld. (Although I enjoyed some of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” after a while I kinda felt like I didn’t wanna spend any more time with this Seinfeld guy. Maybe he made too damn much money. . . .)

[@Yochillitsthatserious]

What is Seinfeld’s legend without the shows. Stand up alone where would he have ranked? Genuine curiosity

[@feverpa]

@@Yochillitsthatserious It's impossible to say what Seinfeld's legacy would be without the show. I know he was basically considered the best stand up comedian in the world. I'm not sure anyone elevates themselves to that status without doing more than just stand up in clubs. Think about the all-time greats. Really only George Carlin stayed in his lane 'mostly' throughout his career. He did SOME other stuff, but didn't rely on movies or a sitcom or anything to bolster his image. If you evaluate them JUST on stand-up then it becomes about longevity, delivery, timing, how prolific they were in terms of writing new material. Seinfeld wrote a TON, but also admits to using old material a lot throughout his career.

[@ryantownsend2730]

I think your wrong Mr. Rotten tomatoes critic

[@ryantownsend2730]

Seinfeld is just pissed he's not a jew

[@severalpaperclips]

Ricky Gervais once shared a great perspective on criticism: "The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising."

[@usernumberonetrillion6156]

False. If you never do anything ever, I'm sure plenty of people would call you a loser and criticize you for not having a life.

[@severalpaperclips]

UserNumber OneTrillion Ok, I'll bite: To show Gervais' first sentence to be false, it's not sufficient to demonstrate one instance where "never doing anything" failed to prevent criticism. To show his first sentence to be false, you need to show that another strategy is more effective at avoiding criticism. And it could be that his first sentence isn't *literally* true. That's not the point. The point is that no matter what a person does, people will find a way to criticize it. Gervais was expressing the view that producing works that will inevitably be criticized by others is more fulfilling and a better use of one's time than doing nothing and/or criticizing the work of others. For that, I score him a 7 out of 10.

[@severalpaperclips]

UserNumber OneTrillion And if you were merely doing an ironic Dwight/Gareth impression, bravo.

[@usernumberonetrillion6156]

severalpaperclips I'm sorry. I didn't know I was talking to a university graduate. Your use of big words is hurting my brain. What are you doing in a Conan video anyway? Don't you have dissertation to write?

[@georgegraham9822]

UserNumber OneTrillion Darn, I was hoping you actually were doing a Dwight/Gareth impression. You're doing a pretty good Michael Scott impression actually. You know what, UserNumber OneTrillion? This is a place of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.

[@zachmasterzach]

This guy is so fucking underrated...so thoughtful but comes off so naturally.

[@MerleBowers]

+zachmasterzach Underratted is an understatement. There are so many comics today who think they are funny, but aren't. Gary acts like he doesn't think he is funny, but always cracks me up.

[@tobylister4370]

+Memphis via Mars his special on Netflix is more polished. Some of the same content but the execution is absolutely on point

[@ahmadsmadi4388]

Memphis via Mars His material is great... but it's his delivery that really turns it into a superb set every time.

[@carlygabel7602]

"It only adds up if you add it up" my new philosophy. Great job Gary!!

[@arthura91]

Certainly doesn't spoil the punchline for anyone who opens the clip. 🤡

[@Xeroforte]

@@arthura91 cope 🤡

[@jaymohr2670]

Gary is the kindest person, a beautiful man. His work ethic, his writing is unmatched. His Conan set about abbreviating state names is BRAVE. Loooong bit with many digressions that get real silly but circle back to the premise. Comedy Draft: Gary Gulman, 1st round pick!

[@fidgetjt1821]

The state names piece is BRILLIANT.

[@rigatoni_pasta]

Dude, Gary Gilman is one of the best out there. Wish I could see him live one day.

[@armandonavarra9713]

this guy is great, great delivery, clever and if your not sharp his jokes will fly right over your head. my new favorite comedian.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

you're. its you're. i wouldn't correct you, but you were talking about being sharp, so....

[@Mistakenbacon]

Funny relatable stuff. It's crazy how some people just NEED to be that guy and comment negatively. If you didn't like it, why spend the extra time commenting instead of watching something you do like.

[@bangthehankers1985]

This guy was great. I like his delivery as well, very organic and casual.

[@Googlize1]

I feel like I'm watching a hilarious TED Talk

[@CarryWater23]

Vaudenoir that sums him up perfectly

[@factsoverfiction7826]

TED talks tried to elevate your mind & soul. GG's humor actually does.

[@el__2handed]

He went from talking about saving money on engraving when he was on Conan in 2013 to buying Shawshank Redemption in iTunes in 2014. Things are looking up for Gary.

[@samthefsih]

the true winner of last comic standing

[@whiteb011]

I loved this stand-up, the phone app joke was hilarious!

[@carolyntalbot947]

Still one of my faves. He's having such a good time, its infectious.

[@UsmanKhan-ov4fj]

Impeccable timing and delivery.

I must confess I´d never heard of this guy before, but I´ve been watching every video with his name on it on youtube the last few days. He´s great!

[@johnmarkconnolly6414]

One of the greatest observational wits since Will Rogers. A legend.

[@tayoneumann9533]

I love American stand-up comedy: Louis CK, Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Maria Bamford, Kurt Metzger, Brian Regan, Joan Rivers, ... but to me, Gary Gulman has the most memorable bits: the discman, the karate kid, grape vs. grapefruit, the abbreviators, Bill Gates condescending to Trump, the lady who tries to get in front of him in line at the supermarket, the snooze button, ... timeless classics!

[@davegenther6877]

His insights about the peculiarities of life are amazing. Yes, underrated…i could see him with a sitcom

[@andersonash9059]

He did this on my birthday n he’s legit one of my favorite comedians. I literally remember this day

[@mistamop]

You can say what you want but I liked this. A lot.

[@cryvsspy]

Oh can people say what they want? On the internet even?? Thanks for the permission!!!

[@mistamop]

cryvsspy your welcome

[@mohammedq5438]

Paul Keefe*You're

[@mistamop]

Mohamed algarni Damnit you got me!! I hate auto-correct sometimes. Usually it's me correcting others.

[@mohammedq5438]

It's ok bro.. I used to make a lot of mistakes .. I'm not a native English speaker.

[@Super.average]

Love this guy, his special on netflix is pretty good too.

[@Tetratronic]

This guy is good. Well written jokes.

[@TonyGuinzo]

the phone is a seldom used app on my phone lmao fucking perfect!

[@Apotheosis_44]

Pretty funny. Good social commentary too.

[@sheiladaly1507]

Get busy living, or get busy dying - LOVE IT!

[@matt360360]

Seriously. He’s a genius. Freakin hysterical.

[@aaroncoal28]

One of the funniest comics of late.

[@TheRanhughes]

Aaron Stigall He’s still alive.

[@ProNorden]

At 03:05 Gulman does a subtle MichaelCorleone/Godfather reference.

[@KTSDammit]

This guy was terrific! I'm an instant fan!

[@darkshadowlord2]

This is guy is relaxing and funny at the same time 😅 And I was watching your video from my phone 😂

[@KillaGandhi]

"It only adds up if you add it up." I still use that quote once a week.

[@Cambaudio]

I liked this guy quite a bit! I'm going to actually have to seek out more of his stand up.

[@geoffdearth7360]

I had never heard of him until hearing his stuff on Sirius XM. Very funny.

[@Zabs_Mcgee]

excellent storyteller love his stuff

[@starcrafthenry]

"It only adds up, if you add it up." Lol. Time to go on a Conan stand-up binge.

[@bradlafferty6076]

This guy always has great material

[@Riceball80IA]

9/10 comedians Conan has on knock it out of the park

[@amoliski]

"It only adds up if you add it up" Girl math nine years ahead of its time.

[@rosssharma542]

I haven't been impressed with the comedians on Conan lately, but this one was really great. Good job.

[@robertk2007]

Gulman is the best observational comic not named seinfelds.

[@gmh471]

He's better than Seinfeld ever was and I love Seinfeld.

[@bostonInk1]

He is so funny. He should have huge audiences.

[@BigSheldonTheory]

Mark Ruffalo and Johnny Galecki's lovechild. Obviously.

[@margaritam.9118]

They made a hot baby.

[@youtubeFellow421]

I'd say Richard Gere and Italian Football player Luca Toni.

[@Bobpopsiculs]

comparing gary to johnny is an insult to gary tbh

[@colinpetersen1173]

Chronologically difficult given Gulman and Galecki's ages

[@XMetalChefX]

Omg I cant unseen this...

[@ktwelk9rie26]

hilarious! This guy is awesome! Great delivery!

[@NoirSkyz]

He's actually funny. Netflix it is!

[@posteador]

Why is this the first time I've heard of this guy?

[@dirtydingo250]

This is his best set

[@bwdrums1]

Kid, guy, brother, dude....lol.....his Boston accent was perfect and I use those four addresses almost daily.

[@mmkkkk2912]

Really enjoyed this. Original and funny!

[@speakatron5634]

Love Garry so much.

[@DadCanDance]

Wow, this guy is seriously funny. First saw him in a movie 'Lucky Them' and thought he was supergreat.

[@lucasreta5562]

Loved the NNF episode with him, he's a real good comic... That "Pay for it?" bit cracked me up. Don't understand why they'd cut those two seconds after the "flick it into the dvd player", in which he said something like "i'm not a magician", still, pretty solid five minutes.

[@sbornot2b]

And he doesn’t dumb down. About time.

[@LurninToGame]

I don't enjoy many of these, but this guy is ace

[@ianmalli9817]

Gary's cool. Recommend his 2 available specials on Netflix.

[@steves9964]

Gulman is a national treasure. I've never met someone who's met someone who wears a bathing cap either.

[@jeffwright1720]

This guy is great!!! I love me some Gary! Wicked Good!

[@jennifercamille16]

I so remember the Scholastic Book Club lol.

[@TheNyakaat]

One of the funniest if these Conan videos.

[@runninginsept]

Lemme tell ya, it only adds up ... . . . . . if you add it up. LOL!!!! SUPERB timing!

[@tehcrazysoccergirl]

great delivery :D loved it

[@SeraphsWitness]

He has every word and intonation crafted to perfection. You can tell how meticulous he is with his writing.

[@sully7498]

This guy is hilarious! Why am I just finding him now???

[@ProNorden]

At 03:05 Gulman does a subtle MichaelCorleone/Godfather reference.

[@williamjameslehy1341]

That's actually a decent Boston accent impression. Most non-New Englanders can't seem to distinguish Boston and New York accents from one another.

[@WombieFerguson]

I believe Gary is from Boston

[@nchia]

When he got to the phone part, I could picture him as Steve Jobs telling it.

[@BurnTheToaster]

I actually really enjoyed this guy.

[@foxylee]

Man, this guy is brilliant!

[@tjmctube]

Just today I texted a friend to "seek permission" to call her on the phone I texted to. Hahahahaha. As a side note, just happened to have a wonderful almost hour-long conversation as a result. Strange times.

[@CalebMcFarland]

It’s also a description of a ton of KZbin people who will complain about the free clip not being longer, or literally the tiniest issues they’ll blow massively out of proportion. Like the intro music was slightly too loud, or the ad was ten seconds longer then usual. They act like it’s a personal affront to them.

[@dryherbvoter]

Relevant even today.

[@Beck-Stein]

I agree with him about small purchases that make us happy. The word miser comes from the word miserable. I do agree large purchases should be more conservative.

[@DT-fh9ft]

It only adds up if you add it up 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died

[@lloydavontuur3018]

This man is comedic beast! Damn, only came across him because of Kevin Hart's podcast. What a joy to get a fresh stand up comedian again. In my eyes anyway 👀

[@M4rio21]

He was funny, Love the phone app joke. It should be downloaded rather than preloaded in today's world.

[@casualobserver3145]

I love this guy!

[@wnpp60706]

this guy is funny and deep at the same time

[@MrKrolme]

Man, that was fantastic, guy!

[@midu914]

Gary Gulman!!! Heck Yeah!!!

[@DaBurningIce]

Haha hilarious guy, I'll definitely remember Gary Gulman :P

[@ambigoush203]

This is my favorite. Favorite.

[@Francois176]

"My offer is this. Nothing!"

[@porkfriedrice1530]

jesus christ this guy is fantastic. I can't believe hes not more known. Glad Whitney Cummins and Theo Von mentioned him. Hope to see you at the cellar one day

[@TheKSchlett]

Okay, everyone here’s what we’re going to do: encircle Gary and call gentle encouragement to him to make sure he keeps enjoying living. Phalanx of love in shifts. Who’s signing up?

[@WestCoastPCbuilder]

I love his joke about the paper cutter in kindergarten class and how it's a guillotine.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Lol ... thanks, I'd forgotten that one!

[@whitneyfitzgerald4212]

He's hilarious! I like him.

[@araknidkid]

this guy is great!

[@faboze]

Great performance.

[@cards1985]

That was a great stand-up.

[@Dermatillomaniac]

TRUTH! Great stuff as always!

[@DarkAndTriumphant]

That added canned laughter.

[@Skippz2282]

It only adds up if u add it 😂😂😂

[@zachhaywood1564]

He could not be more right about buying movies on streaming that you already have on DVD because you're too lazy to get out of bed 😂😂

[@kennethfagan9738]

Love his comedy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sidilicious11]

Brilliant, clever, and funny. And good looking.

[@sarahhughes4437]

I wish this guy was more famous. When he popped up in Joker I geeked out