Bill Burr Got In Trouble For Making Fun Of The Military | CONAN on TBS

[@idiottv6499]

"I wasn't being serious you children." This is gold.

[@nah6430]

IdiotTv 523 likes and only one reply

[@nicolageorgiev4350]

Reply number 6

[@Ben-dz9uu]

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[@Brastius]

Number 9... The Larch. The... Larch.

[@ibxander8365]

Lsd Bread I hope u made ur point now

[@tidykun3707]

"We'll calm him down during the commercial break" Bill burr just starts yelling as it fades to a commercial hahahaha

[@raziele92]

Dont forget to watch his new special.

[@andrewjohnson588]

If you watch his lips, I think he's telling the audience "thank you for clapping, you're all heroes" hahaha.

[@ReelDragFishing]

Yo we have the pic!

[@_ZORRO__]

Andrew Johnson Nice catch

[@tidykun3707]

Elwood Blues haha akroyd is the man

[@xenalin1]

at the end, you can hear him say "thank you for clapping, you're all heroes" lol

[@timlukluk]

Hahahahaha savage

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Gotta love Billy Boy

[@Wwetitanfan27]

Didn't catch that. that's the funniest part! thank you

[@zedmelon]

@Xenalin Hilarious. Nice catch. PS: Upvote #666 Bow before me.

[@zanerobbins3794]

Cool pfp

[@nomadjeff1922]

As a guy who pointed airplanes in the right direction for 26 years, among other things, Bill has a good take on this that I love. Sure we worked hard to repair and maintain our aircraft, but the pilot takes the real chance on us doing the job right and he/she makes it home. And having a sense of humor in the military is a good thing. A good practical joke or a little "dark" humor gets you through the tough times.

[@sab0nes]

Did you work on an aircraft carrier? What is the job called?

[@KoreaCycler]

@@sab0nes the job's named "Warrior 1"🤣

[@michaelmier9512]

In my military experience, I've learned that in harrowing situations you have 2 choices: you can either laugh or go crazy.

[@bLacKliSt3D911]

You would’ve eclipsed the pilot had you taken one of those flashlights and jammed it up his ass right before takeoff

[@nayannbg6314]

Is that joke something different than I understood? I always thought that was about 9/11

[@newmansown7738]

"Your organs are not giving you a standing ovation"😂😂😂😂

[@damianvanlier4043]

I work at a gas station in Montana and I think of that line from bill every time a fat person is grabbing all the junk food and is pushing me, saying "Watch where ya goin."

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

666😂😂😂likes

[@joneh9483]

@@lunchbox1553 ahahhaha bruh😂

[@samirraza9069]

I fricking died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@killergoose7643]

I literally read this as he said it

[@dercurt]

I agree with him. I'm retired Army and I hate it when people say, "Thank you for your service". It's like forced pleasantries. Though it's called the service, I was paid, I volunteered, I did what I was asked to do and I'm totally fine making fun of the guy who points.

[@e22ddie46]

Yeah and I guarantee that joke about the military did so well at the VFW was because they make the same jokes. Quite frankly...if you can't handle being called names, you'll not make it there.

[@wolfslynx8118]

Derek what would you prefer civilians do and do you feel most in armed services would feel same way? I’m asking serious etiquette question not sarcasm. I am grateful but if it’s annoying I will quit. Would it be comparable to say like disabled who I’ve heard say just tt me like any other person don’t treat differently? Pat no attention to uniform and just chat up like any polite stranger chit chat? And if someone pays discreetly for meal is that annoying because I have done that when leaving at restaurant but serious I don’t want to be the civilian jerk. Thanks for any info in advance.

[@fabianavalos1386]

Totally agree. Its a job like any other.

[@Dan4CW]

I say: Thank you for your sacrifice

[@wolfslynx8118]

@@Dan4CW I like that Dan but reading posts here from vets is eye opening, I guess it annoys them to be appreciated. I dont understand it Im a civilian so I cant understand it even if I want to but if they are rep sample I will quit saying anything. I appreciate their sacrifice but I guess losing limbs and dying we are not to acknowledge. . . I thought boot was to teach those in service pleasantries and to deal with situations they dont/wont like but last thing I want to do is annoy someone Im trying to show gratitude. Meh.

[@thatswhatshesaid3406]

The first responder bit is funny af. " Dude I called you , I seen it first "

[@pege8684]

*saw

[@DekkarJr]

@@pege8684 *seen

[@seanstrack4022]

very true, I remember an experience where I was in the hospital with the convict that was on life support. had to be there sitting with him even though he couldn't go anywhere until I was properly relieved. paramedics the came in had a dark sense of humor just to get through the day and or night. same with the nursing staff. but at the end of the day they knew it was their job, did they didn't do their job people might die. however they weren't running around with signs all over their body saying look at me, pay homage to me. I don't know how many people I met in my lifetime after 9/11 that magically started putting firefighter all over their vehicles and their clothing on their skin. I remember asking several if they were there the New York City when it happened or Washington DC? half of them where from random jerkwater towns from anywhere USA, and had no ties to that day. and all the 9/11 First Responders that I have known, we're quiet about it and dealt with it in their own way and weren't carrying around their Banner to seek attention.

[@_ZORRO__]

PEGE Be careful. Those are sharp.

[@Alex.M.S.]

@@pege8684 Yes, it's either "I've seen" or "I saw".

[@napalmwedding]

"..even fat people are heroes now!" This man is amazing.

[@themarsman5155]

It's true if you say someone whose over weight to lose weight it's considered fat phobic

[@themarsman5155]

@@ramiromarquez4396 wtf??

[@toeey14]

You have people today that actually believe its bigoted not to be physically attracted to obese people.

[@themarsman5155]

@@toeey14 How its unhealthy people die because their body isn't supposed to have so much extra weight

[@mehrshadvr4]

So true. I drive Uber and I can tell my car use more gas when I ride fast people and I don't get to charge them more.

[@nicaln5104]

Bill Burr is literally the unofficial representative of people’s repressed feelings. I want to see him live!!

[@dontworryboutitdude]

Funniest show live. Do it

[@chaosss444]

Yeah nobody wants him dead

[@rockysandman5489]

@@chaosss444 Good one!

[@EliAs-ub6yf]

@@chaosss444 this is one of the few times I laughed so hard at a comment

[@livequality4578]

If Cancel CRapture ever tries to go after him, we'll wreck them.

[@Shaun-tz6qe]

"the battlefield is THAT way" I love this man...

[@Baconbits16]

That voice crack in the middle was so perfect!

[@IloveDoubleD]

The battlefield is coming here. They are importing it.

[@noControl556]

I get his point but kind of a bad example. Those guys get blow off of carriers all the time. The guy working a desk job etc. maybe a better example.

[@herculesrockefeller2984]

+IloveDoubleD meh we've got enough guns to handle it

[@mattheww797]

wow this guy needs to have his comedy show pulled. mocking the military?? this is disgusting. he should go fight in the military if he wants to judge it

[@room111photography5]

33 years in the Army and I totally agree. We're over-thanked and over-glorified. Stop the madness.

[@frankieb9444]

Some like to thank those who sacrificed some since they can't personally thank those who gave all....food for thought.

[@room111photography5]

@Church of Darkiplier Let's not measure dicks. I can cite my resume, too. Fact is quiet professionals do their jobs, without seeking fame, fortune, or thanks.

[@medstud]

Dare I say the military would rather be overpaid and over-cared-for after they're back home than the vacuous thanks and empty glorification that are mostly just a form of self-patting to reassure one of one's patriotism. Think of the maximum number of times you'd want to thank servicemen and women in your lifetime before it becomes tedious. Donate 10 bucks for each to some charity that cares for vets. Done. Over.

[@room111photography5]

@Church of Darkiplier I see your point now. Makes sense. Be well.

[@everydaycringeeverydaycrin846]

It’s mostly Americans who suffer from military worship

[@smorgasbored]

I’m not a vet, but his sentiment here toward the word “hero” seems to be aligned with those who are. My Grandpa was a paratrooper in the 11th Airborne and saw combat in the Battle of Luzon. When our local paper wrote a story about him, he hit ‘em with this quote, “Don’t call a regular soldier a hero. A hero is someone who did something above and beyond the normal in a difficult situation. What I did was a standard military-type operation: I was shot at and I shot back, the normal wartime routine.”

[@Flash_345]

@Michael Lochlann then your standards are low. And your words do nothing to actually help them. 👍

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

Your grandfather was an extraordinary man. 10 of 10 would see themselves as a hero in the same situation

[@TigerTabCat1]

My grandfather was there as well! Though not a paratrooper but regular infantry since he was stationed there at the start of the war. It’s interesting how watered down “hero” is today. Audie Murphy, now that guy is a hero. Regardless though, even if your grandpa doesn’t believe himself to be a hero, I’m sure you will always remember and deeply respect his service. I hope you remember his stories and pass them down. My grandfather never shared his experiences and we’ve been spending long years piecing together what we can from his medals and foggy memories from my older aunts and uncles who were children at that time.

[@sebastianorellana3912]

@Michael Lochlann i think the military is ontologically evil

[@Hayyyward]

@Michael Lochlann But not everyone in the military should be respected. You don't have to say anything to them or buy them a beer as they do not deserve it. That is the point Bill Burr was trying to make. A boss I worked for years ago had a nephew in the miltary and he was injured on duty overseas. At a Christmas party, I remember several people thanking him for his service. The guy did nothing. In fact, he had a girlfriend and a kid that he basically abandoned. Did not pay child support nor provide financially when away. After his injury, he got a good chunk of money from the government because he learned he could claim PTSD and they would pay more money. Close to $50,000 he got and within about six months, he spent most of it on alcohol, drugs, strippers, and a new car while he sat around playing video games most of the time. His kid never saw any of that money while he and his mother were struggling. This is just one example but an example of many in the military that deserve no respect whatsoever.

[@lukeweston1234]

It's cheaper to create a culture of military worship than it is to take care of your soldiers

[@beautifuldisgrace2814]

We should honor and respect our warriors. They defend us and our nation. Someone willing to die for their fellow man should be honored. That doesn't mean we have to agree with every bs war they fight though.

[@serioushamster]

Or to actually fight in the war.

[@Evravon]

Let's make a distinction here. As someone who served in the US military, we are NOT paid well UNLESS you go into the military with a college degree or you join as a commissioned officer. If, like most Americans, you join the military as Enlisted, you typically start from the lowest rank and make dirt for money. Your first two months in basic training, you basically don't get a paycheck because they take the money out of your pay for the clothes and shoes you needed to join in the first place, as well as toiletries and other supplies. If you join with a college degree, you have the potential to join Enlisted as an E-4 starting out, which still isn't super great money. The only real way to take advantage of it is to get married, since you are then allotted Basic Housing Allowance. "Free room and board" is great when you're a young, single kid. But it's not paradise. You share your studio apartment barracks room with another soldier 95% of the time. You are responsible for keeping the entire building clean, including the parking lot. Your room can be unlocked and walked into at any given time for a room inspection. There are rules for who you can have in your room and how long they can stay. That's only a few of the rules, there are a ton more. Most people with a brain move off-post as soon as possible. I left the army as a Sergeant (E-5) and still wasn't being paid very much money compared to the amount of work you have to do. Keep in mind you're on duty 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Sometimes literally 24 hours a day when you're on CQ duty.

[@Evravon]

@BRAVOZULU DWEST boathouse Are you referring to BAH? Because pay is determined by pay grade and time enlisted.

[@permafrost0979]

Military are Not paid well in the US, at least not the lower ranks. But there are nice benefits, like student loan forgiveness, low cost (not free) medical insurance with no deductibles, housing allowance, which can take the edge off rent or pay it completely with some leftover. There is a trade off though: being separated from your family for training and deployment, on-call 24/7 even when you are home, the possibility of death or life changing injury or mental trauma

[@Shaun-tz6qe]

"I'm a first responder" "I saw the fire, I called you' omg lol. Bill Burr's style always gets me

[@davesnothere2782]

check out chris porter.

[@TheOnlySaneAmerican]

"I'm a first responder" "I saw the fire, I called you' ...to handle the problem because he can't.

[@susboi8211]

BelligerentTruth doesn't mean he didn't respond first, idiot.

[@allthings1150]

Belligerent, that's what happens, you see a fire you call firemen, the person who sees the fire isn't driving around a water tanker truck with hoses and fire fighting equipment.

[@Bustaperizm]

All Things 11 You're the person Bill is talking about.

[@silas34]

'It was absurd, I wasn't being serious, you children!' Can they play that every time a comedian has to apologise for a joke?

[@sarahjones2178]

Yes!!!!!

[@KaitainCPS]

Bill Burr is a Gen X voice railing against an increasingly Millennial world.

[@marhcNecro]

@@KaitainCPS I'm a millennial and I think Bill is way too soft on the PC lefties and SJWs.

[@stephenhutchinson3556]

M Westerberg lol just stare buddy. No ones making you say something sexual to them or touch them to get a sexual assault charge.

[@stephenhutchinson3556]

M Westerberg well Bill Burr has mentioned he’s left leaning before but just thinks pc culture is whack.

[@gk1771]

True enough. I spent 20 years in the Navy, and I ain't no hero either. Nobody needs to thank me for my service, because I got 2 degrees out of it, a lifetime pension, lots of training & experience, and many other benefits. I'm the one who needs to thank people for paying their taxes, which paid for me being what I am now.

[@usaman7358]

Excellent point. I always speak well of others military service but I also never understood the whole "volunteer military" angle. Sure, nobody is forcing you to be in the military but its hardly "voluntary". One is paid, fed, schooled, pension, health insurance, etc etc. Take all that away and see how many "volunteer" to do it all for free.

[@chrisofstars]

Can yall military people stop asking if your discount can be stacked on top of your senior citizen discounts? You're really pushing your luck. Thanks.

[@gilbertmoreno59]

@@chrisofstarsno

[@chrisofstars]

@@gilbertmoreno59 Well you're still not gonna get it

[@Covey7342]

Seems like the only people who get upset over military jokes are civilians who never served a day in their life.

[@helpfulbear808]

MyNamesJeff2013 yeah people get offended over others behalf’s.

[@lordx4641]

@@helpfulbear808that should be the dictionary definition of social justice warriors(sjw)

[@RandomFlops]

@@lordx4641 it's pretty damn accurate

[@rendros88]

yes, that is the point of the video

[@ferretface8782]

There's a lot of pussies in the military as well that get easily offended

[@Cornytaurus]

Because of bill burr I’ve started watching what I eat and started working out, lost 10 pounds so far. 270 down to 260 and doing great so far.

[@clevelandcbi]

Well done.

[@A.S._Trunks]

Cool, keep it up

[@blue-phoenix115]

GJ, but eating healthy has to come with putting effort into working out as well. Wish you a successful healthy transition that stun all your friends.

[@MikeBrownLegend]

Good job. Was this the inspiration? kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnrHlJSYidulp7M

[@captainrex3320]

Your a hero

[@_Mr.E__]

Bring Back Bill Burr! Always!!

[@mcmuffin7612]

POOTIE TANG tippy tooow onuh panty taaay my brotha

[@goeienacht]

Sa da tayyy

[@crjaded]

Kappa tow

[@miamitten1123]

2:17 _"conniption"_ = a fit of rage or hysterics. I've learnt a new word.

[@mynoaman]

Alternatively, paroxysm and ebullience

[@miamitten1123]

@@mynoaman I've learnt 2 more new words.

[@mynoaman]

@@miamitten1123 glad I could help. :)

[@miamitten1123]

@@mynoaman 😘

[@acuriousbeing3122]

@@mynoaman Thanks 😊

[@dale8809]

I spent a little time in the military....so when people find out and they always thank me for my service it's a little embarrassing. It's nice that people do that but I did get paid and got GI Bill and paid for two college degrees with it.. never was injured or saw people die so the hero thing that Bill Burr talks about in my opinion is spot-on.

[@never2be07]

Yeah I’m with you on that, a lot of times that’s exactly what I want to tell them but don’t want to be rude. Then again, you tell them you didn’t do anything significant they automatically think less of you.

[@never2be07]

herro my friend One of the things I’ve learned in the civilian world is to just keep your mouth shut about your military background (especially to your employer)

[@SpiraSpiraSpira]

herro my friend that can be dangerous. I’ve seen a soldier ND with a m203, practice round thankfully

[@dale8809]

@herro my friend Thanks for your service. Haha. when I was in the service my liver had a rougher time than I did.

[@abdullayaser700]

@@never2be07 "civilians world" you Americans like to divided

[@daniellegenack69]

I was in the Army, trust me, we made fun of ourselves. We made fun of each other....people are too effing sensitive about everything these days. It's just ridiculous.

[@negativeindustrial]

Danielle Genack Do they make girls in the military negotiate the same obstacle course as the men? Not demeaning your accomplishment - just curious.

[@daniellegenack69]

Neg Ative I think so. After basic we did. We didn't mix with the men in training when I was in. I do know the physical fitness tests are easier for the women.

[@justinwainwright5069]

Easier is an understatement. A Male has to do 42 pushups for a 60 (minimum to pass) A Female has to do 16. They keep the situps the same at 53 and the 2 mile run Males 15.54 and Females get 18.54. I get the pushups. Breast do not exactly make good pectoral muscles but getting an extra 3 minutes on the run is just bs.

[@patriottomyself]

Justin Wainwright you aren't kidding, but they are talking about initiating a new PT test that's "gender neutral". I have my doubts, sounds like a good idea fairy to me lol

[@pseudonym9215]

Life is too short to take it seriously

[@C_The_Guy]

"spilling over onto your fellow americans" 😂😂😂

[@SkateSka]

Nobody else would say this, that's why he's N1

[@LIBERALGUNSMOKER]

I'm fat and I think it's funny

[@k229kk]

some people is into that, dont kink shame them please.

[@SkateSka]

I've fucked at least two fat girls, depoends on where the 'bein' fat' criteria is idk. Don't knock it till you knock it.

[@cetti4405]

Liberal, me too on both counts. And he's right about flying. I hate the feeling of being squozen into the seat. Since I am starting to fly a bit more often, this feeling has motivated me to drop a few pounds.

[@priestpeace219]

As someone with loads of relatives in military (grandpa, grandma, 2 uncle and a number of cousins), I can confirm that nobody bashes military more than military people themselves. And yes, we all are thinking that the society is glorifying them way too much. It's just another profession.

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

Ironically, the only guy from the military I've ever known who would get offended if you didn't worship his service, was the only guy I've ever known who mocks military members who don't serve on the front lines. He was a pretty f'ed up dude

[@lethrneck4]

eh, calling it any other profession...is a bit of a disrespectful stretch...its literally a completely different way of life than normal society

[@priestpeace219]

@@lethrneck4 no, it's not.

[@TragicalMonster]

@@lethrneck4 it isn’t.

[@jackriver1999]

It's politicians cynically using soldiers for jingoism. They don't really care about the lives of soldiers, otherwise they wouldn't send them out for pointless wars.

[@hesher866]

I was there in Reno. Bill absolutely destroyed the guy. Hilarious

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

What did he say to him?

[@seepeecp8545]

I also would like to know what he said

[@haiderkhan7020]

Dude, you gotta share what happened in full detail.

[@ayjaybay93]

Commenting so I get notified if you share the full story.

[@m.2891]

let us know.

[@thomaswright5492]

Vietnam vet here and I agree that this adulation/praise for anyone in the military is out of hand. My dad was in WWII and he would have been embarrassed by this and I am also.

[@goldenshark3182]

Brett Miller And no one cares about you Brett

[@iahwhite3875]

Brett Miller a lot of people care, including a lot of more educated, more successful, wealthier, smarter and healthier people than you seem to be

[@woodlefoof2]

I feel like I’m the only one who noticed Brett was making a joke

[@jamesnm21]

Well it's hard to not show respect to military families who've lost family members and those who've gone and served around the world and been in battle. I'm not a soldier so I don't know how it feels but I feel it's only proper to respect people who are.

[@woodlefoof2]

jamesnm21 I would like to refer you to the video this comment chain is posted on for context to bretts joke

[@ikesteroma]

As a two-timed vet of Iraq, I complete agree with him. I'm pro military, but I can't help but find it somewhat misplaced that everyone wants to thank me for my service when they have no idea what I did. Am I a hero? Maybe, maybe not. But not everyone who puts on a uniform is a hero. I've known guys who put on the uniform for some easy college money, and they take it off the second they got what they wanted without doing a single damn thing of value. I'm not saying they're bad guys, but they're not heroes either.

[@mango_raider4116]

Don't worry, you're definitely not a hero.

[@patsmith2571]

I think you have a more realistic view of how heroism works.

[@trauko1388]

Since everyone is a hero, no one really is...

[@neobailey5268]

Ike Evans truth

[@Thatguyneek]

Nah you're not a hero at all

[@Henlarious]

I was a career firefighter for eight years. I hated it when everyone kept thanking me for being a firefighter. I told them it was just another job. Sure a few times I really helped people and they said thanks and it was appreciated. But when strangers feel the need to thank you for just doing a job it gets to the point where it really doesn’t mean anything.

[@will224488guy]

My friends who were in the military love to jokingly say "thank you for your service" to each other for any BS they do. Like holding the door or picking up a piece of trash because they also think it's ridiculous how much people say it.

[@usaman7358]

8 years does not make a "career". I was a full time paid Firefighter for 25+ years and OCCASIONALLY we'd get thanked. Your "everyone" comment sounds like BS to me.

[@chrisofstars]

Honestly I think firefighters deserve more thanks than military or police. I think firefighters are the most underrated hero job.

[@pedterson]

Bill Burr should shoot a whole special from Conan's set. Half of the audience not getting it, and Conan distancing himself and then genuinely cracking up makes it so much funnier.

[@dewaynethomas3122]

It's not people not getting it, it's him not understanding audiences way of showing their feelings. You can boo something while enjoying it. Comedians don't really understand that on any of these shows. That heckler though, i woulda got off the stage an laid him out. Can't blame him for being pissed about that.

[@TheMastergabe]

Dewayne Thomas youre talking about assaulting a heckler. You dont know the first thing about comedy nerd

[@XxC0dProsxX]

How's your comedy career doing Dewayne?

[@dannybobby33maverick80]

I think you're dead wrong actually...I think Bill Burr understood them exactly and masterfully had them dying laughing by the end of the rant

[@JesseLeeHumphry]

Yeah Bill is definitely leaning into it. The unfortunate part is that Bill understand what he's saying is absurd. Some of the audience might not be able to differentiate between what he believes and what he doesn't.

[@ThechicagoRedshow]

I was that guy in the navy directing jets and helicopters and I found this joke to be hilarious. Ppl need to lighten up and have a sense of humor. Gimme a break man.

[@Noor_Jacobs03]

Preach my guy

[@tyc4587]

The vast majority of people agree with you, it’s only the loud 5% of people that don’t and they’re just children.

[@SmithsnMoz]

@@tyc4587 .. its probably less than 2%. But its an upside down world.

[@bubbaguy4411]

@West West nono, thank YOU for being a hero for thanking HIM for his service...

[@jimthar17]

It is funny. It's especially funny on aircraft carriers. Like which other way is the plane gonna go? :)

[@blanked_out_chin]

We can always count on Bill to be the one to say what we're all thinking.

[@CloudJack]

chingching847 I mean we all think things about fat people too..

[@hd-xc2lz]

… AND then present it in interviews as if he's the ONLY guy thinking it.

[@Metaphix]

Chris Hansen it just sounds so obligatory, like "bless you" after a sneeze.

[@rent2242]

JB JG joe Rogan stand up is so cringeworthy. He’s not funny at all. I hate when he labels himself a comedian. He can be pretty funny on his podcast though

[@noahmay7708]

I love the slow realization in the crowd when he tells what he said about the military. You can basically hear the audience thinking to themselves: "I mean, he's not wrong."

[@Blaisem]

That's how a lot of Bill Burr jokes go, even the times when he is wrong. The man is so entertaining.

[@christianvennemann9008]

"I wasn't being serious, ya children!" LMFAO!!!

[@whitehorse1959]

03:18 No don't! Do NOT calm him down, he's just fine.

[@shaktimaan09]

In fact, I think we need to rile him up.

[@windsunh2o]

Don't worry, I doubt anyone could calm him down.

[@joermundgand]

He's a great man.

[@BillyxRansom]

@Enter the Braggn' not necessarily a pedo? Where do you get your info from, anyway?

[@LFSPharaoh]

Enter the Braggn' late reply you probably went looking after making that false claim and now you’re pretending to not remember. We believe ya don’t worry

[@Nero-ox5tw]

"When everyone is super, no one will be." - Syndrome from the Incredibles.

[@Misanthropolis]

It's the same thing as if everyone was a millionaire, nobody would be.

[@willjohnstone3834]

UNDERRATED COMMENT! WELL DONE SIR 👍

[@mangarang]

“They keep finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is truly exceptional...”

[@CornRaked]

@@Misanthropolis a millionaire is someone that has more then one million dollars if everybody was a millionaire everybody would be a millionaire

[@Misanthropolis]

@@CornRaked You missed the point entirely. Sure, everyone would have over a million dollars, however, it would not have value because of inflation.

[@BuddyBoy-ne1nw]

"The battlefield is THAT WAY!" Part caught me off guard, damn near tripped up the stairs laughing so hard.

[@DeathBringer769]

Nearly pulled a Biden, lol.

[@mrfeather2732]

If you ever want to see conan's real laugh, watch him with bill burr

[@lsd-rickb-1728]

Lol

[@unintentionaleffectiveness4393]

David Green i was going to type Norm 😆

[@Walking-MY-Path]

Or the old Dave Chappelle clips on Conan.

[@jeffbrown8117]

Or anyone? Conan doesn’t fake laugh

[@okkcomputer]

or nealon

[@krugerbud]

Bill burr a legend for saying it like it is

[@danielcleveland8879]

AS it is.

[@random-nz7dy]

"All these codenames you have to use" if that doesnt describe 2019 american culture I dont know what does

[@lucianog7724]

@@danielcleveland8879 how about telling it LIKE it is. I know it should be AS it is when using the verb say, but why is LIKE correct when using the verb tell? I'd love to know.

[@love-hammer]

Some Blogger: "Comedy. Can it go too far? We're here with comedian Bill Burr so he can explain what he said last night."

[@TheTororist]

''absolutely reprehensible behaviour''

[@xan1716]

*repreahhaeansable

[@pccalcio]

how do I double-like your comment ? :D

[@tonkpills01]

Oh My GOOOD!!!! I fell out of my chair too with this comment, and I do have both my legs

[@onpsxmember]

"hiiiiis leg-acy is ruined" ^^

[@raven5theday141]

I’ve only been in the Marine Corps for 3 years now and I literally can’t convince people that we don’t deserve all the praise. If you understood how much nothing 99% of the military does you’d be shocked

[@Thairish55]

True, but the rest of the US does even less!

[@chungey5323]

damn well i rlly wanna thank u now cus your humble, some marines be absolute douchebags

[@raven5theday141]

@@Thairish55 I bet they don’t lol

[@raven5theday141]

@Spike Happy to do it

[@s-094cam5]

At least from my vantage point, when you enlist there's no telling your role or if you'll be actively deployed to combat. So we (should) treat with the respect of someone who was. I mean, I'll make fun of the institution, but never the people themselves.

[@toxictabasco]

This dude is a George Carlin in the making. He speaks the truth that counters social engineering.

[@MARS72JJ]

Engineers design structures that last.

[@the_joe_reynolds_foundation]

@@MARS72JJ uh huh.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHfdpml5g9mkm8U kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmWbpJ1jdq6obrM #whogetsthewhoooosh

[@EXHellfire]

social engineering is something entirely different

[@MARS72JJ]

@@the_joe_reynolds_foundation It is incredibly entertaining when someone writes whooosh and has unwittingly just whoooshed themself.

[@the_joe_reynolds_foundation]

@@MARS72JJ ha, ding ding ding! (that's the joke!)

[@wonton4262]

As a man coming from a nation where military service is mandatory, I honestly don't understand all the standing ovation soldiers get in America. It's a job. I mean they even get paid and receive personal privaledge to every service. I don't mean that one shouldn't appreciate their hard work but expecting one to physically cheer and treat soldiers with higher supriority is just absurd. If they deserve to be treated like kings where ever they go, same should happen to community clean up colunteerers, etc..

[@CarmenSanata]

Wonton As far as I can understand it, it's a job not a lot of people are even eligible for, and out of that miniscule pool some still join, knowing their could be a threat to life. The pushups, long months away from family, and belief in Paladins almost (warriors of high character) is what drives the respect. Compared to many jobs after all, the military makes kinda average pay; one is far safer going into Computer Science but makes about as much as an Officer whom is im charge of anywhere from 30-300 people

[@CarmenSanata]

HandyMan101 Are you American?

[@stardude289]

From what I've seen being inside the military, less than 1% of the American population is in the military, so it's not something everyone can do, as some don't want to join, some want to join but they can't due to medical reasons and we have folks that respect the fact that my fellow servicemen stay long months away from family and home doing dangerous jobs. I find it awkward when someone walks up to me and thanks me for my service, but if that's something that that civilian wants to do, then let them. It makes their day.

[@RayAtchley]

I'm in the military, and you would be surprised. We really just get treated like normal people except for the occasional "Thank you for your service" which to be honest I hate because I never know how to respond.

[@leeworley6727]

Wonton in America we dont have to join the military so we have a high respect for the people who fight for our freedom so we dont have to.Its pretty simple patriotism I thought most countries respect their military.

[@lonewolf333]

Bill Burr is right. I was in the military, 82nd Airborne, but I never deployed. There were things I did even just in training that would make the average civilian crap their pants, but as I said, I did not go to war or deploy to any sort of combat zone. I appreciate when someone thanks me for my service, but I'm averse to any kind of military worship. It's very awkward to me, and there are many people who aren't even in the military that display heroism. We can revere combat vets (my brother is one) without worshipping them. There also shouldn't be any limits to humor in this regard in my opinion.

[@coachbro757]

@Captain Howdy ignorant, just because you join the military doesn't make you elite. It's what you become in the military. Airborne are some tough cookies, just some food for thought.

I served 12 years in the Corps and did go to war ..and to US peace keeping ops and a US intervention or two ...but I just hate the "attention" and all the hooa baloo Im like thank you for thanking me It's ok you're welcome I signed up I kinda knew a little bit of what I was getting into so and I got paid nobody owes me anything Thanks for the appreciation bu I hate the idolization and all that crap too

[@Rozay10]

@Captain Howdy He better than you couch warrior ..

[@tc1uscg65]

@Lonewolf333.. Just don't sell yourself short. Your brother just experienced a part of the job that you did not, but it doesn't make your sacrifice any less appreciated. I spent 20 years active duty and everytime we pulled away from the dock, it was a deployment. 2 to 3 months out, a month or so in, then back out. Not including the DUTY DAYS we had to stay on board overnight while in home port, but still, you miss the birthdays, holidays, births, deaths, TDY/TAD orders, which takes you away also, etc. Trust me mate, your service and job is just as important and anyone elses. Cheers.

[@Slashco]

Exactly, there are people who do heroic deeds, but treating every enlisted person as a hero to be worshipped is just cringy.

[@gertrudewest4535]

I am a veteran. Please don’t calm down Bill. I am sick of the over adulation of military and law enforcement too.

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

I remember when I was 19 and I first came home on leave while I was in the Air Force, I won't lie, I had that attitude that "yeah, I'm a hero" and I expected people to treat me that way. As time went on though, life humbled me more and now I cringe about having that mentality. Not one of my proudest highlights in life.

[@nickmason5333]

The point is you learnt and became a person we should respect

[@joekeller8936]

You learned what humility and what being humble means. Just another learning experience that every self respecting person has to go through. No reason to be embarrassed, its just a part of life! No less, thanks for keeping us safe. Everyone in the military does play a part in our freedom.

[@MooMoo69556]

Maybe because you were in the Air Force 😂😂😂

[@jamesyoast5425]

Air Force lmao

[@jorgensenmj]

When you have been in the military and had bullets whizzing by your head and then you hear someone from the AirForce expecting equal respect.... AirForce casualties come from accidents and very very rarely from combat.

[@ftsproductions1376]

Bill is too honest and real for this world.

[@GangeHrolfr]

Dude is a millionaire and popular comedian, so at least he fits into this world his own way. I'm happy about that, I don't think the grand kids of our generation will have a Bill Burr.

[@vincemarquez2142]

@@GangeHrolfr a millionaire? i dont think he makes much money tho idk

[@GangeHrolfr]

@@vincemarquez2142 Celebritynetworth dot com claims he has a net worth of 8 million dollars, I find this webpage to be reliable. If he's not worth 8 mill, I'm guessing he's still doing good, he plays shows and stays on the road a whole lot. To the biggest sold out arenas. I'm from Oslo and he's coming here in March, tickets for this Euro tour got sold pretty quick.

[@vincemarquez2142]

@@GangeHrolfr I mean he lives in an apartment doesnt he?

[@GangeHrolfr]

@@vincemarquez2142 Don't know about that, but I def heard him say on multiple occasions, that he doesn't like to spend too much money like most of these Hollywood fools do

[@highsocks5914]

every time Bill goes on about fat people, I just imagine Andy casually nodding along right behind him.

[@padurarulcriticsicinic4846]

Andy can take it.

[@OurHereafter]

Andy isnt such a bad case though

[@mntnbiker818]

I wonder if he was making fat jokes around Lavell "Huel" Crawford on the set of Breaking Bad?

[@OurHereafter]

@@mntnbiker818 also Andy is most likely rich which offsets any fatness

[@eternalglow6483]

EPöXY Lmao I think it’s a bit of a stretch to assume Andy is “rich”

[@cduemig1]

I was in the Navy for 8 years. I served aboard two aircraft carriers running their nuclear power plants. I 100% agree with him. I trained to do some heroic things but never once was in a firefight or combatted a sinking ship. At the same time I was doing that my brother was in Iraq and Afghanistan on the front lines. We may have both had an impact but huge difference.

[@saurabhraj2690]

@@Samer-sm6nf more than what they would condemn russia of doing in ukraine

[@markpayne2217]

The ‘front lines’ of what?

[@cduemig1]

@@markpayne2217 While those actions didn’t have trenches and lines I consider the front lines anywhere you get shot at and have to shoot at others. He made a video of all the people he knew that died during his two tours.

[@danman6358]

your brother took part in war crimes & you took part in the threat of war crimes not that big of a difference, you both made terrible choices that you have to live with if you ever figure out what the US military machine is really about

[@Brian-ek6no]

​@@danman6358here we go...please fill us in oh enlightened one

[@havingfun1968]

I was there when he did the military joke for us here in Vegas. He came to the VFW, and we were told a famous comedian wanted to do a free show for us. He was funny as hell. I love you Bill... Semper Fidelis, Captain T, U.S.M.C.

[@ravenbeast813]

havingfun1968 Semper Fi Sir

[@Blox117]

you forgot to say no homo!!!

[@Cretinsahoppin]

Thank you for your service 😂

[@vvarietyshow]

CONTROVERSY DOWN AT THE TABERNACLE LAST NIGHT AS COMEDIAN BILL BURR....

[@tommyoneil9128]

His best special!

[@jayhernandez9395]

“COMEDY? CAN IT GO TOO FAR?”

[@ronaldomcdonaldo6289]

Bill Burr a WHITE MALE

[@jacksongondo6166]

This ones for Bills fans 😂

[@jimmydaun7]

"Made some extremely offensive remarks about the military."

[@on2wheels378]

My uncle was in the Navy from 1958-1978. He used to tell a USN joke. There are 280 Navy personnel on a destroyer when they leave for a cruise. How many come back? Answer: NONE, 140 couples return.

[@judaychop]

On 2Wheels everyone sharing jerk off socks and wearing them the next day, and they never get washed.

[@on2wheels378]

@Juday Chop, I served in the Army and you always found that one stray sock in the latrine or porta potty. Bleh.

[@unfriendme3726]

Oh wow, my memory of the Army is finding on the floor a porn mag (latrine) of BBW fatties and when I kicked it away, the pages were all stuck together (11B 2003-2007).

[@CountArtha]

Is that how he met your other uncle?

[@on2wheels378]

Actually, he met your dad on that Destroyer.

[@lmojol9673]

I love how he “tested” the joke on vets first as if he actually wasn’t sure it was ok initially. This dude is fricken hilarious, definitely the funniest comedian in current day (Louis CK is up there too).

[@themisbabalis]

Too bad that no one will approach Louis Ck

[@michaelmier9512]

I am of the opinion that Bill Burr has done a great job filling George Carlin's shoes. I know that's impossible, & I am of the impression that George Carlin was the greatest philosopher of the 20th Century (who just so happens to have one hell of a sense of humor), but if anyone can fill those shoes it's Bill Burr.

[@docd2295]

That’s actually the worst place to learn if something is offensive to regular people haha

[@csnide6702]

Except Bill Burr wasn't caught jerking off in front of people that didn't want to see it like Louis CK was........

[@lmojol9673]

@@csnide6702 not saying it’s right but last I checked he had “consent.”

[@krishm16]

"The battlefield is that way!" --- Thank you for your service

[@sanketochavan]

this is how sanity looks.

[@maxg5081]

Sanket Chavan thank you.

[@illwillsrt]

Sanket Chavan agreed

[@kc8639]

"Your organs are not giving you a standing ovation."

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

I'll egg you on.

[@randanman]

Being in the military, we get alot of thank yous, but honestly it's just a job. When I ask civilians why they say thank you it's usually "You guys volunteered so someone else didn't have to". But what Bill said is so true, I don't do anything heroic by any means, and I don't try to lie to myself or anyone that what I am doing is super heroic. Like many of us, I'm just an average Joe doing an regular job. Let the pilots, EOD, first responders, emergency/medical, and combat positions get the recognition.

[@wolfslynx8118]

We can’t tell what your MOS AFSC whatever is from appearance alone we’re civilians. Would it be best just to not say anything? I’m reading reactions from those serving and I genuinely want to do right thing if a thank you is not wanted. Just ignore or treat a service member in public like any other stranger is preference would you say most would prefer? I am asking out genuine interest not sarcasm please know cause that freq isn’t clear on Net. Thnx in advance any advice.

[@damone70]

@@wolfslynx8118 Yes. Don't say anything. It's unnecessary and cringe. Since 2001 the masses have been guilted into uttering, "thank you for your service". Signed, A veteran

[@usaman7358]

Great question. @@wolfslynx8118

[@kellymcsweeney6914]

Worked for years @ a high-end restaurant. Near a base. Half-off for uniformed members of service. On Fridays, the whole base wore mandatory uniforms. So, they allllllll came in on Fridays. In huge groups. Never called ahead. Always ordered the most expensive items. SO many times (as they expected) some guy with his phone video rolling offered to pay the bill for a handshake. "Thanks for your service." Yep, these military were accountants, & janitors. Never deployed. Knew they would get praise & a free lunch. Not only did they get free food, but also NEVER tipped. And, guess what? The people that paid for their discounted meal did not tip on it either. Cool to serve as a waitress for free for a bunch of heros. Fridays were a gimme to the cosmos.

[@timothyVowens]

i recommend the restaurant stop with the half off. give em ten percent IF they are in uniform or have a military id. i am a u.s. marine and a business owner. no one gets half off.

[@TexWatson-sh8vf]

Calling bs on this esp the " never" tipped line.

[@mistermotorbanger8279]

Of course you do you idiot, your name is Tex. I don't think anyone in this country expects very much from someone named Tex.

[@MrReachBoi]

haha

[@phunchurchgirl]

I think your gripe should be with the restaurant industry for still paying wait staff below minimum wage. It's absurd. I'd rather pay more for the meal and tip when I want and when it's deserved.

[@dreggan]

Anyone else on a Bill Burr on Conan marathon? Its the best pick-me-up

[@AchmedComedy_]

TheAverageGamer Conan brings out the best in Burr!

[@yugandharbeesetty905]

That would be me at least once every week.

[@espeeboy]

Ten Burr-on-Conan videos straight and still binging!

[@shellswetrick3395]

Love him

[@calebwilford]

If KZbin was only clips of Bill Burr on Conan I think I’d consider KZbin red

[@GoosterCartoons]

calebwilford but since it’s a shitload of clips of Bill Burr plus a bunch or other additional content, you won’t? That makes zero sense.

[@shinemathew7711]

Damn, it took me a moment for me to get that one, but it is hilarious!

[@NICKRITZER]

It would be KZbinGinger

[@cooperbaird1192]

“The battle field is THAT way!” Hahahaha golden

[@sojans.r9025]

Conan is the only person who can do a proper Bull Burr interview.

[@chrislynch2156]

So true! Watching him on Colbert is so awkward. Conan knows how to set him up and keep him going.

[@VLAD_P_]

100% . No coincidence Louis CK also has some of his best stuff on Conan & . He lets people be the centre of attention who are telling the story . No big ego behind him. Great host .

[@extramurous]

Jim Jefferies interviewed him and it was a case of the inmates in control of the asylum.

[@Killerkwoi13]

the best talk show hosts are the ones who don't make it all about themselves, this why i rarely watch fallon and Colbert's (who think they're the star of the show) talk shows and enjoy watching Graham norton's show a lot more, however i will say Conan conducts the bill burr interviews really really well, just gives him a few lay ups and let's the real celebrity do the talking, not the host

[@1969ryson]

Comedians are there to point out the idiocy of our cultures. No one does it better than Mr. Burr!!!

[@adamprice6000]

Chris J Bill Burr just knows how to be funny. His social commentary is hacky bullshit from the 90s.

[@esscate]

Chris J Really?

[@danielcleveland8879]

@@esscate That's how it's SUPPOSED to be. Until the LEFT fouled it all up. BB isn't perfect, but he's closer than any other "Comedian".

[@NinjaLifestyle]

No jokes allowed any more!

[@xxTHExxABYSSxx]

Sooooorrryyyyy

[@myblackheart]

Pussification of America

[@MisterStifler]

Josh Ford not just America buddy...

[@elpadrino1128]

Ninja wtf you doing here? Go learn that 50-50 kickflip :y

[@locals420]

bolwo burr

[@summitjunky6669]

Spot on with the veteran worship. I did my time, partied my ass off, traveled the world, collected my GI Bill, and moved on. It was a job and nothing more. I did not take a bullet or have one fired at me, I am not hero. Military hero’s do exist and they should be thanked, but a lot of vet’s lived the same life I did and they will tell you that they aren’t hero’s.

[@epoch1054]

I hate this mindless respect for the military because you're supposed to. There's so much fuckery going on that we don't know about and we're indoctrinated to support every move

[@malinwj1167]

It's a funny paradox, because the people who are against PC, are also the ones who think the police and military should be praised unconditionally. Bill Burr blows that all out of the water

[@epoch1054]

malinwj1 both sides blow

[@smithwez1101]

I have to preface this so I don't get blasted by a fat old grandmother of 30, I'm a vet. You're right, it's all about putting this on a company's website page banner or super bowl commercial.

[@LegendNinja41]

propaganda works very well for the masses unfortunately.

[@colonelfrogs]

My point, looking at the conspiracy theorists in this comment thread lol.

[@VirginiaRican]

This is so true. My cousin was in the air force stationed in Germany and got into a horrific car crash. Unfortunately, he will sped the rest of his life in supervised care. His fmaily calls him a wounded warrior.. Is it tragic? yes. Is he a wounded warrior? absolutely not, he was in a car crash in Germany , while real wounded warriors are getting their limbs blown off in actual war zones.

[@Slashco]

That reminds me of jokes like "Yeah, my grandfather died at Auschwitz... he fell off a guard tower."

[@rogerx1258]

"wounded warrior" is truly a joke in that context. I am from germany and the stationed GI´s here have a super relaxed time. Everything beyond save and great infastructure. A lot of people speak english pretty well and are usually very friendly to americans even though they tend to carry this over confident USA-arrogance most of the time while being pretty badly educatet/sophisticated, compared to a lot of people in german society. Low education goes hand in hand with military service. That is just how it is usually everywhere in the world. They have their own barbeques and bars near the base where easy girls hang out who want to "get to know" some GI´s in uniform. A lot of unacknowlaged kids came out of that througout the years. No problem.. german government pays support. Pretty easy time if you ask me. At least far from war heroes ;) Still sad what happend to your cousin and I wish him the best.

[@MrQstorm3476]

This kinda reminds me of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry's rabbi says a loved one of his died in 9/11, then Larry finds out that the guy got hit by a car in midtown...

[@Chino56751]

He still needs your help

[@johnnytopgun6414]

Watch "buffalo soldiers"

[@alimurtaza31]

"Why don't you show some respect and lose some weight - (so) next time you have the middle seat on a flight you won't be spilling over onto your fellow Americans" 😂😂😂

[@ergonautilus]

"Everyone's a hero in their own way. In their own not-that-heroic way…"

[@DarkWandererAU]

"Captain Hammer will save us..." *heart shatters*

[@Legendary-zh9hd]

Soical media influencers think they are hero's because they say " global warming"

[@talonmader4377]

I'm sorry everything bill says is gold...... us navy vet

[@MrParis215]

I'm a first responder Dude... I called you 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@ShivamKumar-kc8bf]

ZeroChill 215 toooofunny

[@mossymoose8920]

ZeroChill 215 “I saw the fire” 😂

[@paulnone9984]

I think Conan invites Bill onto the show whenever he wants a good laugh. I've never seen anyone make Conan laugh so hard before whenever Bill is on.

[@zevin_actionman]

Bill Burr and Bill Hader. 👍🏻

[@jehuty2seven]

America is now the most sensitive country in the world..

[@idontgetyourjokes5811]

Jehuty Gaming no that honor goes to sweden

[@idontgetyourjokes5811]

Roy Sunshine Dude are you forgetting vikings. And if you that was before they were a country they once had an empire and good ol carolus Rex

[@Qrischun]

Jehuty Gaming peoplekind Canada might edge us out

[@malfaroangel3896]

Yes lets ignore the other countries that throws a bitch fit over women driving and showing some skin.

[@BillyxRansom]

@@malfaroangel3896 this

[@DavidSmith-ss1cg]

The Monty Python comic John Cleese said, in a video about "How far should you go?" as a comedian, that if you didn't offend somebody, then you probably didn't go far enough.

[@microchrist6122]

But that’s how you get Sam Kinison...

[@nabidiboyjones6567]

You won’t hear this on jimmy fallon

[@FunboxAsia]

yeah partly because his exaggerated laugh is louder than the guests voice =p

[@devo1312]

hear what? a real laugh?

[@soulassassin0g]

Bill Burr: **exist** Jimmy Fallon: **exaggerated laugh** Bill Burr: "Da fuq? I didn't even say anything funny?"

[@cipher88101]

LOL no I won't because I don't watch that loser.

[@N9nty9Zulu]

I definitely agree with the pointer hero. I was a wheeled vehicle mechanic in the US Army and my active duty station was in an aviation unit. Our main group of vehicles being used, and therefore most frequently in need of repairs were 30 fuelers that were under warranty from the civilian manufacturer. I was a hero at playing spades and handing out quarts of oil and headlight bulbs.

[@JustAnotherComposer]

What's sad is that he's absolutely right. Giant masses of grabage patches clutter our ocean in gyres and nobody cares but god fobid you let a comedian tell jokes.

[@ClassicPCGaming]

"I call them to report a fire, they praise the first responders? I'm the first responder!"

[@poisongodmachine3]

This reminds me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where everyone has to say "thank you for your service" to this guy who was in the military. And when Larry doesn't say it, everyone gets mad.

[@trvrsln]

Dude yes! Then when the vet got upset and walked out and then Larry was sarcastically thanking everybody for random things got me

[@MrSchuldinerthegreat]

Thought the same thing

[@babyduck9217]

best show

[@greyneutralgrey]

Oh man, this entire piece, the brilliant casual lead-in, the build-up, the best of all, the punch line, which was actually an incredibly well timed void. "If you are the guy that points in the direction the plane takes off in?", then the PAUSE. Bill Burr has reached the Zen of the art of stand up comedy. Genius.

[@Sheffdawg2305]

It's so true what Bill is saying. Military personnel are cool with certain things but regular people who've never served are the ones always trying to speak for the military and what's offensive to them.

[@1971mav]

It always seems people get offended for other people.

[@cipher88101]

True

[@seanstrack4022]

sounds a lot like the wannabe SJW who protest to protest so they feel emotionally good for themselves and fall short of really attempting to fix the problems at hand.

[@kevinconnor6035]

​@@seanstrack4022 Yes, the culture has been poisoned on both sides. SJW's get all the blame (and they deserve plenty), but the their counterparts on the right are just as bad. They just care about different things: you can never insult the military or the Republican president or "you're un-American and you should leave." You can't kneel during the anthem or you're a Communist. You can't point out that many rural conservatives are uneducated or you're "an intellectual elitst." You can't point out that most of this country's financial and intellectual power is based on the coasts and in Chicago, or you're elitist. You can't point out that religious fervor has led to all kinds of stupid actions in this country, or you're demeaning religion. And on and on. And I've only focused on the right because the SJW's bellyaching is already so well-documented. It's never going to get better until everybody on both sides just chills the hell out and focuses on real problems. Football players taking a knee is not a real problem. Lack of diversity in movie casts is not a real problem. It's ridiculous.

[@theoyancey]

as a vet, i whole heartedly agree with Bill

[@knightwalkr]

ted yancey when I was in the Marines they had this joke. In the infantry an officer gives you a pep talk and says go out and win one for me guys... do me and America proud. The air wing an officer says well boys I hope I do you proud and goes off and fights. I know I’ve fucked this up. I’m horrible at jokes but the punch line was something along the lines of we know who scored higher on the asvab.

[@sancho7863]

ted yancey i hate it when people say to me “thank you for your service”. It’s such a meaningless cliche.

[@theoyancey]

+Sancho i concur

[@roynorwood7432]

I was the guy pointing in the Navy 😂😂😂

[@directorbeau]

Charles Thomson regardless of why you served, you still took the same oath.

[@4kfrank276]

To the 14 people who thumbed this video down. Don’t sit in the middle seat and spill over onto other seats next time you are on a plane.

[@laika6661]

My dad is in the Canadian army and saw combat Afghanistan back in 2008 and went to Kuwait last year for non-combat purposes. He's a vet through and through and dedicated his life to serve yet I asked him how he feels when people say 'Thank you for your service' and his response was 'I don't hate when people say it because it comes from a good place but I never know how to respond to it. It's just my job.'

[@passionfly1]

As a Vet I absolutely abhor the clapping at the airport thing. PLEASE STOP. We did our job to the best of our ability under the circumstances. No need for forced acknowledgement. Best thing you can do is BE a GENUINE GOOD person and pay it forward. Seriously! Be a hero for yourself selfishly without the need for any external approval or ego-induced motivation. The only person that needs to know you helped is YOU.

[@brodieroomojo]

just wear civies, talk to your CO. i hate people staring at me. vet too

[@jonw7937]

Yeah, I used to change, even when I was PCSing because I don't need every 3rd person walking up to me thanking me. Let me just eat my nuts, drink my beer, and take a nap lol

[@homasas4837]

It's funny how American may consider you as a hero while the rest of the world consider you as a criminal.

[@Virbius11]

"Yes it was absurd, I wasn't being serious you children!".....my sides!

[@noobnoob8922]

1:25 "your organs are not giving you a standing ovation when you're walking to the refrigerator." LMAOOOO

[@live2learn994]

2:34 you can see how much Conan adores this guy and how much he's holding back not to burst into laugh 😅 Bill is such a legend.

[@bigsmall7571]

What’s the difference between a pilot and a jet engine? When the plane lands the jet engine stops whining... Navy still loves you Bill.

[@lowkeymd]

BIG Small leave the jokes to bill

[@Leispada]

I liked it :(

[@mickeypopa]

Dee Benson Yeah, and you leave your mom to ME!

[@aspenly0127]

LOL good one! Loved it

[@tikyorules]

watching and listening to bill burr is like looking at an endangered species in the zoo, he is the last of his kind the only one guy that still makes sense...

[@robertnicholls9917]

If Patrice O'neal was live today, ths would be his time.

[@Gigabomber]

there are several podcast networks that disagree. Gas digital, compound media to name two

[@NerdGeekOficial]

Interesting way to put it 👀

[@BirdSTL]

Legendary. No joke; I sincerely mean this: thank you, Bill Burr, for your honest truth, and for your service to this country. You are appreciated.

[@hipnhappenin]

1:44 That’s why Bill is my favorite comedian

[@dougwalker6633]

I've heard him say he likes to dig a hole at the start of his shows and see if he can win the crowd back. Genius.

[@svsps]

Oh you better be kidding

[@svsps]

Srbistanik 01 you’re an idiot

[@rawhall1265]

Doug Walker If you're into that, Patrice O'Neal was the best at it.

[@davesnothere2782]

when he does his bit on genders/ sexism and uses the titanic & a burning building as the back drop, i was dyin. that turned me to bill. LOVE his style. 'Absolutely reprehensible!'

[@mammothorbust]

2:38 you can tell Bill is getting legit upset at all the PC zombies in the crowd that he has to deal with

[@thubelihlezondi5822]

Does he not always look like that?

[@dark3rthanshadows]

he doesn't care if it's pc or not he hates overly sensive people like the armytards or the leftards that get easily offended when people joke about army and republicans

[@dark3rthanshadows]

yea and people get mad triggered in the comments, and vice versa when they make fun of the left ...

[@ClassicPCGaming]

Oh god shut up already - you're exactly the type of person he's talking about

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

Just americans getting mad at american things. Remember they got mad at a pepsi commercial last year? They'll get outraged for anything. Clothes, music, movies, whether a person believes in a god, a person's sexual preferences, the list goes on and on. Seriously, it's the whiniest nation on Earth. I feel bad that Burr has to live with them.

[@GoadedGoblin]

The vast majority of the people in the military also HATE hero worship, he is dead on.

[@fortydash1]

Do they, really?

[@robertromaine6225]

I've been in for 6 years and I can confirm, all of my fellow soldiers mock the hero worship/ thank you for your service bs.

[@migflog180]

PutOnAFlannel thats prbly the reason they walk in the middle of summer in 100 degree weather on the street or go to restaurants to get their free\ special treatment .. Does it fall under being politically correct? Hmm interesting...

[@abergethirty]

I was a cold war era serviceman and feel unworthy the praise I get for my service. I've never accepted a free meal or drink on Veterans Day.

[@robertsertic4276]

I am a veteran and went on 2 deployments, I was never in combat don't consider myself any sort of hero and can't stand the thank you for your service stuff. I don't take free meals on veterans day I don't even try to use discounts. I got paid to go and while the paycheck was low for some people it was good enough for me for the deployments. Hero worship is dumb just pay people and give them health care for when they get injured or suffer from related things.

[@vBrazzyy]

As a guy who pointed in the direction of the battlefield for F-15 pilots, I love Bill's approach. What happened to not being so overly sensitive and having a good laugh every now and again. I get the whole hero thing too. Love Burr

[@denniswhite166]

I served in the USN and at one point I was ships company on the USS Midway CVA-41 (an aircraft carrier) in the Gulf of Tonkin during the Vietnam war. Burr's joke is friggen hilarious.

[@JamesExcell-InterJex]

That's such a vanilla joke though. Why would anybody get offended by that? LOL

[@mavennicole5936]

these people have yelp accounts. ya know, they need to have an opinion about everything....

[@diedatplainsight8947]

They want some self worth.

[@alexmonro1711]

Its 2018. Literally everything is found offensive by someone now.

[@mariannecsn3889]

HI. Non-native speaker here, could you transcript:explain it please ? I don't understand it and I can't find subtitles.

[@diedatplainsight8947]

Marianne CSN don't understand the joke?

[@GenJotsu]

Remember people, it's only wrong if it offends you.

[@JC-mu7ju]

Jo King lol

[@raider54DJ]

Donald trump is our lord and savior. Only wrong if it offends you. Don't be offended by my opinion. Thanks! :)

[@1804nr]

Danny Paul Well, there's a big difference between offensive and downright stupid.

[@Rey-yt3gn]

Its only wrong if it offends ME

[@echos9396]

This offends me.

[@ivobo6227]

I love Bill because there is literally nothing that can make him not say what is on his mind. This level of sincerity, although seen sometimes as hostile, vulgar or rude is what we need, because while he says provocative things, that is the whole point - not sitting quiet and tolerating bullshit. Hope you write a book some day Bill, cuz I would buy it.

[@nicolasvurro1524]

He's the best. I like how at 1:50 people starts to get triggered and he's like: "YOU CHILDREN."

[@dewaynethomas3122]

It's not triggered, audiences just do more then just laugh these days and some comedians either can't comprehend that or they make a joke of it as if it annoys them. They all laughed after he called them children.

[@manishyadav907]

Dewayne Thomas triggered

[@ibieiniid4240]

Manish Yadav triggered over groaning audience members

[@jacobshirley3457]

They weren't necessarily triggered. They thought it was funny, but normal laughing would've seemed insensitive (every audience would've reacted the same). Bill played it off as though they *were* actually triggered (regardless, it was awkward); he intended this the whole time.

[@vacri54]

Given that he's done similar material straight and not as absurdism, it's not surprising that people didn't assume he was being absurdist.

[@bryan_witha_whyy]

I’m a 19 year Army Soldier and absolutely love his Soldier bits. They are very on point with reality.