Teasing Prince William and Kate About Being Royal And Having A Royal Baby | Michael McIntyre

Michael’s opening when hosting the Royal Variety Performance 2014.
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[@ameliarose8822]

*Michael congratulates the couple* "Can I say that? I don't know what I can and can't say." *3 seconds later* "WHO'S THE DADDY?"

[@alxiiii]

Amelia Rose he’s just great 😂

[@whynot4921]

@Rosida Andriyana um...

[@whynot4921]

*Michael

[@millsmoore24]

That's not what "Who's the daddy" means. He dropped a hint there, a hiding in plain view one. That's typically freemason. Nothing is what it seems.

[@maxkolbe8893]

@@millsmoore24 Interesting. What does it mean then?

[@NinjaChrisSillyHistory169]

I love how William and Kate are happy to have Michael basically rip their life to shreds lol, in a funny way of course...Since he's a comedian....Showing the royal family has a sense of humour...

[@Carolinaperez-nn4jf]

Chris Lowe

[@johnnyq9809]

To shreds you say

[@alexbaines2477]

well we r all human and all have feelings so yh i was crying with laughter xx

[@giraffe3718]

how exactly is he ripping their lives to shreds? he could speak the truth about their insanely lavish life but he would get more public backlash then he would like

[@abbywebb2822]

They are so classy and they know its all in fun.

[@rahnipawelski]

Kate’s laugh is so graceful, when i laugh I look like a horse 😂

[@jemmaj2919]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Anounymous79nl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EspeonMistress00]

I also sound like one.

[@tracy6135]

So do I 😂🤣😂🐴

[@alexceltic4629]

Omg the best comment I've seen in a long time hahaha I was reading normal,burst out laughing when I read (I look like a horse ) 😂😂😂😂 that made my year hahaha

[@WittyBittyAnimeEdits]

The British Royal family really have a good sense of humor. To laugh *with* someone making mild comedic jabs at you... that's just brilliant! Most places don't have that!

[@WittyBittyAnimeEdits]

@Rosida Andriyana en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour thank me later

[@lightspeed72]

I think North Korea does 😜

[@ethanpintar5454]

Ah yes, humor only exists in the UK

[@anitarichardson2836]

@@ethanpintar5454 well, the best comedy shows and stand up comedians are British so....

[@ethanpintar5454]

@@anitarichardson2836 Sure they have some good comedy, but saying "most places don't have that!" about the concept of self-deprecating humor is just ridiculous.

[@luciagiesler4007]

If only he could do a send to all on either of their phones...

[@IndomitableT]

Lucia Giesler. That would be utterly hilarious ... and maybe a potential geopolitical incident⁉️🤭

[@mena94x3]

😳

[@guineapigland5656]

Lucia Giesler three words... YES YES YES WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THIS ALREADY?

[@gregandvalari]

Omg! Yassss!

[@AK-jt7kh]

@@IndomitableT Lol. I really want to see a skit on that

[@cherylvantil6918]

This is Michael McIntyre at his best! Absolutely hilarious. So nice to see Prince William and Countess Kate relaxed and laughing, too.

[@wfellow1]

Kate is a Duchess since William is the Duke of Cambridge.

[@robertfrazer8161]

@Rosida Andriyana Yeah, like that matters! Lol!

[@DeannaSt]

wfellow1 Why won’t you tell that to someone who cares?

[@cherylvantil6918]

@Rosida Andriyana At least I didn't call her "Princess Kate" like the news media does - and she's not a princess. And you know what? I am a Yank and darn proud of it!

[@stanrogers5613]

@@cherylvantil6918 Actually, she _is_ a Princess of the United Kingdom, just not in her own right, and is entitled to be addressed as Her Royal Highness (as is HRH Meghan, Duchess of Sussex). Calling her "Princess Kate" would be an error, yes, but if/when William succeeds to the title of Prince of Wales, she would properly be Her Royal Highness Katherine, Princess of Wales.

[@volkonarox]

That laughed of prince William is the same laugh when he was a boy

[@DeannaSt]

Rosida Andriyana He watched those 1 zillion docos about the royal family and their relevance to British folk

[@gemmi1]

That's cos he's the same person

[@JT-km6th]

@@gemmi1 😂😂

[@sen.m7832]

@@gemmi1 lol

[@h.l.phillips3175]

Yes...actually they are very good at "being Royal!" So to speak... As they have super sense of humour...we've seen thru the years and then when it comes to work. Its work..n duty. N ambassadors to crown! They really enjoyed this...They v good looking...even laughing...looking good...contagious laughs n smiles. They can take a joke!!

[@dlwatib]

The wonderful thing about being a royal is that if the crying gets too much you simply move to a different house and leave the baby behind with carers.

[@mircat28]

Do you forget what the size of the castles are! They dont need to go to another house just another wing.. and you can turn the volume up on the stereo and the kids will never hear it.

[@bonnienash8585]

Or just leave the door open lol the trumpets sounded loud enough to drown out a baby's cry 😂😂

[@eloisewillsby]

@@bonnienash8585 I just imagine will and Kate sprinting around the castle, the trumpet blowers running out if breath, all that's heard is "do do do do dooo" from the trumpets at each door XD

[@tearsorrain3073]

@Kasia agreed

[@monmothma3358]

Which would be bad for the baby, but, you know...

[@MariaRodriguez-ez9sj]

Omg he's hilarious, must've been a nervous wreck performing in front of royalty yet seemed completely comfortable..❤❤❤

[@pipercharms7374]

@@MartintheTinman Yes it must be a privilege to blame people who had nothing to do with what their descendants did, would you like to have a go at children whos descendants where nazi's as well? I'm sure blaming people for something they have no control over really the right thing to do, note my sarcasm.

[@MartintheTinman]

@@pipercharms7374 . I would turn my back on the false title. They chose to accept the privileges. They drain on tax payers The false pretense that they are some how more than a human being I'm also agnostic so I could never accept anything to have been granted upon me by a God.

[@MartintheTinman]

@@pipercharms7374 . Yes I would feel the same about the children of Nazis if they too were to uphold and celebrate Nazism. I've been the target of Neo Nazis I had to sleep with a loaded rifle and carry it in my vehicle at all times because I was under threat from National Action A right wing movement based in Adelaide, Australia As an Australian I feel the repression of the Royal family even now in 2019 Having to apply and pay for a permit to hunt on Crown land The Crown owns more land than any other entity in Australia Fuck them Why should the womb that one is emitted from determine your status on this planet All human beings are equal but due to fucked up thinking like yours apparently some have the God given right to Lord over others

[@MartintheTinman]

@@pipercharms7374 . For future reference the family that predates you are ancestors When making an argument it is best to use logical analogies The children of Nazis are not born Nazis they must subscribe to Nazism

[@billysinge8977]

martin wilk We’re all human, why should any be granted the luxury of the royals of Britain when they’re simply other mortals.

[@peterm.petrus386]

I was laughing so hard my face got red and wet of tears. 😂 Don't know how HRH the Duchess can still looking so graceful and pretty laughing at those jokes 🤣

[@emilyellis9399]

Best line for any celeb/fan meeting: "I'm sure my life is very similar to yours." 😏✌😂😂😂

[@cz2301]

And lets not forget that Michsel himself is a celebrity, well above the rest of us

[@RG-ja34sep]

Kate is the most stunning and elegant lady!

[@gwenscott535]

How would you know that? No one of the public. knows what goes on behind closed doors.

[@emmef7970]

Well if it is all a charade how they act in public, all I can say that they are both better actors than the real actor in the family. lol.

[@borleyboo5613]

That was brilliant. Lovely to see William and Kate having a good ol’ laugh.

[@travelorchidslondon]

He is brilliant. He takes a simple things and makes them so funny

[@freddieguillemard5994]

There should be a law that everybody must watch an episode of Michael McIntyre before getting up in the morning. I am convinced that the world would be a happier place……

[@michaeldelia9048]

Im not british, but that was brilliant!!!!! Diana's boys have excellent senses of humor from their mother.

[@ivoryfyall4231]

YESSSS!!!! MAY SHE CONTINUE TO SLEEP IN ETERNAL PEACE🙏🙏🙏⚘⚘⚘

[@beniciosgirl]

@@troo_story hahahah!

[@lisachapman9756]

That's true it's good to see they got there sence of humour from there mum

[@tangerinefizz11]

And William has Diana's smile. 😁

[@TS-qq7vr]

@Rosida Andriyana: The FRENCH -oUr as a replacement for the correct Latin suffix -or is something the English did while in love with the French in the 1800s. Americans have correctly retained the original Latin and English -or suffix. We don't try to be French like you guys pathetically do.

[@kauffrau6764]

The Royal couple laughed at all his jokes, just like the rest of us. So relatable and down to earth.

[@TheMyfanwy100]

British humour at its best, doesn’t matter who the victims are

[@viciturner5979]

I just love Williams reaction when Michael says "who's the daddy" 🤣

[@oliviamccarthy5113]

I love how Kate is: Gracefull Laugh, So pretty And William is more: Full.Belly.Laugh.

[@O.19917]

All those little things we all wondered at some point in our lives, just brought up in a very funny and innocent way ! Excellent job Micheal. Even if I were a comedian too I would have never thought about it 👍

[@david14Herbie]

I don’t have anymore tears of laughter left!!

[@ME-fi1nj]

David Herbsman ur dehydrated. Have a drink.

[@DeannaSt]

M E 😃🤣🤣

[@BonJody]

She is the epitome of Grace,Class, Elegance, and Sophistication. Just an absolute beauty

[@ChennaJCook]

I wonder if it's even funnier for Kate, who was once a commoner....

[@shantolion1576]

Thay are all common people .... Godamn royals

[@932ForeverLove]

I love how William is enjoying the jokes.

[@anthonyglee1710]

So funny. Love Wills and Kate. She’s so naturally beautiful and classy.

[@teacherkate1]

That voice he put on for “I can’t find my keys” sounds suspiciously like a cheeky low-key impression of Prince Charles while aware that his son is in the room! 😂

[@jc9552]

Wow, now that's skill, making fun of the royals in a way even the royals laugh about it. And btw, Michael touches his hair more often than a lot of women I know. 😂

[@rhyfelwrDuw]

Hilarious and William and Kate seemed genuinely very amused by it all!

[@williamdarlow8773]

When you think 250 years ago he could've been killed for saying these jokes shows how far we've come

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

Imagine trying to entertain Henry VIII and make him laugh that really is dicing with death he'd have your head off faster than you could blink!

[@onetuliptree]

The bedtime story, Lol

[@alexandraabercrombie3726]

Lol..."Well, enough about my day!"...too funny

[@landlice48]

How can you be so hilariously clever and funny without skipping a beat! So pleased to be able to view this on You Tube here on the far West Coast of Canada.

[@emmef7970]

Me, too! On the far West Coast of California. Loved watching their reactions. Love to see Prince William laugh. Many people think he doesn't smile enough, or think he's too serious. Just have look on You-Tube and there are so many videos of him laughing and having fun. He obviously takes his position very seriously, as he should, but he really does have a great sense of humor and knows when having a bit of fun is called for.

[@rubychurch3466]

I just love Kate and William!

[@mangafq8]

Super cute. We all love the Duke and Duchess! They obviously are great sports, too. God bless them all

[@alphar85]

Taking comedic jabs at the Royal family in their presence goes to show the sense of humour royal family has. Most places this won't happen.

[@Ooffoop]

Years ago after watching one of Michael’s shows on tv I made the same joke about royals getting a baby to sleep and going through a door and du du du du du da du waking it up and whenever I thought of it in the future I thought about how stupid the joke is and makes no sense nor is it funny and somehow Micheal has managed to make this incredibly nonsensical joke absolutely hilarious and now I just ask how?

[@benodaboy]

He has a wonderful way of making you think he’s improvising right up until the punchline.

[@amethystanne4586]

I laughed until I cried so much I couldn’t see. This man is so funny.

[@denisesf5]

Okay...that was very clever and very funny! This Canadian is just discovering Michael and what fun! Bravo!🇨🇦❤

[@cisium1184]

Dutchess Kate is so beautiful.

[@dee2140]

So funny hahahaha Awesome comedian 😂😂😂😂

[@50ishsue]

William and Kate, a lovely lovely couple . 💖

[@tranmanhuc6235]

he's sleeping... ...slowly open the door... *CUE TRUMPET SOUNDS*

[@davefrancisjarrett3563]

As only Mr McIntyre can do..... I dare you to watch without chuckling.... :)

[@anthonyglee1710]

Can you image if this were Harry and Meghan? They’d probably sue him for emotional distress.

[@onlygirl1635]

They would have been traumatized for 20 years 😂

[@pizzalover885]

One of his best routines

[@sallyabedal-aal]

such elegance, such grace. this woman is just ... wow

[@jc9552]

That’s an art. Performing in front of the royals, making fun of them but wrapping it up in clean humor.

[@Saartje05]

Six people without a sense of humour I see.

[@bashirbenserir1243]

Saartje05 now 8

[@hildasnails5961]

11 now

[@Saartje05]

@Rosida Andriyana markle??

[@JM-cw1er]

Will be anti British, pro ira degenerates who hate anything related to the royals 🤣

[@cyborgbadger1015]

It's up to 51 now as of 08/08/2019 @22.59

[@nathaliek9451]

I love this sketch! He makes me laugh every time!

[@mariacarter6954]

Magnificent Michael does it again 😘😚😍😎

[@mariacarter6954]

@Rosida Andriyana 😆🍻🍸😚😎

[@ukmedicfrcs]

Diana would be so proud of her beautiful boys.

[@ellie.g6937]

It's funny Michael on the stage its like he's got ants in his pants, can't stand still 😂 walking back and forth 😂😂 and he's funny

[@alenababyyx11]

What is with the dislikes?? I can't stop crying of laughter 😂😭😂😂😭

[@emdee7744]

I love love love this clip. I've watched it four times so far...

[@kropchik]

It ain't getting more genius than that!

[@minstrelofMir]

top class should be far more views worth a like

[@diogenes5127]

Nice to know Royals can laugh at themselves. Harry and Meghan take themselves seriously and sue anybody that says something mean.

[@rawyld]

That is gold. I am in stitches laughing

[@JAHughes1988]

As an American....the UK are lucky to have them as the countries world reps! Mine are shit!

[@deniseg812]

This man is hilarious, I am a new fan now!

[@LadyVoldemort]

Looking at William laughing like that, I suddenly remembered how I could get a crush on him as a kid back in the 90s...I glued 2 of his posters on my bedroom wardrobe...😄 Such a sweet childhood memories.

[@revinaque1342]

Haha! Same here!!! I had Prince William, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas on my wall as a pre-teen 😂

[@jemmaj2919]

Kate is stunning God mike is hilarious

[@stealth9237]

He is funny I would love to meet him one day

[@petermathewvanaardt74]

THERE IS ONLY ONE MICHAEL! The BEST!

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

Thank you! McIntyre's pretty good, too.

[@MarkStabler]

Brilliant

[@HopeYukizmizu]

WHOS THE DADDY

[@danieloliver4558]

Kate is gorgeous

[@nhcharmedone]

Love him, he's hilarious.

[@edwardcameron4149]

Genius

[@natsarimthings3147]

Why ask who's the daddy?? Isn't it obvious already??🤣🤣

[@maxiebrostee2805]

I love the fact that the royal are laughing so like there mum

[@avelteavelte6606]

William and Kate laugh because it’s true and they know it 😍

[@vanessaowiredu2983]

Avelte Avelte it is because it is not true and they find it funny. The live in apartment 1A in the palace where would you put the footman? They aren’t even any foot men anymore

[@roshencarrim1279]

William is so cute

[@FullTimePatient37]

Amazing 😍😍😍

[@kezzachadda8175]

Good job they have a good sense of humour haaaaaaa !!!!!

[@dropbearkellyevehammond4446]

William is pissing himself lolololol 😁

[@doramedina-browne2705]

omg this dude is my fave comedian

[@jerosa07]

Michael is hilarious!!

[@umarsyed7538]

Kate is so elegant and dignified.

[@minstrelofMir]

to be able to make fun of royals in front of them,and them join in,shows why the british have class,and why we still have a queen

[@minstrelofMir]

​@Charlie W is it really there fault they grew up with a spoon in there mouth,everyone treating them different,it is an achievement for them to still be human

[@rosemaryharper4347]

Awesome 👏 video, I will be sure to watch more of your videos.

[@pizzalover885]

Really clever

[@rdl8878]

What a difference between Kate and Yoko Markle. William and Kate have total class and dignity. Harry and Yoko have none.

[@Me-fo1kk]

That had to be ad lib. Who's the daddy? Omg 200 years ago you'd be in the tower for that one!

[@madboutcars1]

William did well

[@jasmineoconnell9515]

I love how Kate looks to William when he thanks Michael - just to make sure she’s following protocol

[@BWFCNoggin]

Maybe a whole load of red spoons! Funniest line ever

[@brindatakley9858]

Brilliant.... and sporting of the Royals

[@1m2rich]

[ need captions to understand him. Guess the British understand him.

[@12daleks]

Can't really think of anyone not funny than this pers on.

[@932ForeverLove]

*Trumpet* Sorry chaps, as you were. 😂

[@tharinduprabhath3377]

This guy is a fucking comedy guineas

[@boomerlady]

I think they are good sports

[@cstricklandforgod]

Love clean comedy

[@joshkarian5379]

To people commenting they have a good sense of humour about it, genuinely, what do you think they would do if they hated the jokes? Literally the same thing. They're not gonna get up and walk out lmao

[@shoesfx]

This is why french revolution wasn't enough, it had to global

[@zubairibrahim3795]

Future King and Queen of Britain🇬🇧👑❤️

[@tracytyler1566]

I love the new material just for them! So funny! 😂😂😂

[@Kimura5566]

Only country where you can make jokes about the royals.