Dreams, Morning Breath, Morning Sex, And Sleeping On Your Arm | Michael McIntyre

[@adrianhoughton1388]

Worked with him in Singapore, a lovely guy off stage as well

[@JCXP123]

How cool! :D

[@JohnFekoloid]

I'm impressed how he just makes jokes from mundane things

[@JCXP123]

@@JohnFekoloid He doesn't swear too much as well. I've heard some acts from other comedians that are a bit too much imo.

[@darrenho600]

@@JohnFekoloid yeah it's observational comedy. I feel it's underrated. Jerry Seinfeld is a master in this.

[@mynemos2]

Aye, and I’m his wife

[@dianewillson3261]

And that's long term relationships. You are lucky if you get them, even luckier to laugh about them

[@jadefire2817]

I think what really makes Michael brilliant is that he's such an acute observer of people. All the little things we say and do each day, but he makes it hilarious.

[@teampatsy9856]

I agree

[@anneholden9908]

Totally!!

[@Womanwithblackdog]

I think Michael is so appealing because he really likes people. He laughs about little common things that everyone laughs about privately or the origins of characteristics in a culture which are a source of humor to members of that culture. His Scottish monologue, which was filmed before a Scottish audience, is filled with shots of his audience rocking with laughter and folks wiping tears from their eyes! He is all about having fun.

[@Scarzkira]

I once woke myself up by turning over suddenly and having my dead arm come flying down onto me, it was terrifying haha

[@pammy5260]

Scarzkira Lol

[@irishcountrygirl78]

That horrible feeling as the blood comes back into it too 😩

[@molly.dog8brooke792]

-Tracey - Ahhh noooo... my limbs go numb very easily, which means I get the feeling at least once a day... it’s awful!

[@a.d.h5635]

Been there 😂

[@irishcountrygirl78]

@@molly.dog8brooke792 it's truly the worst 😭

[@aleenaasif2193]

I want a reaction of his wife watching this

[@thepugmaster5455]

Yes

[@dorianjones9929]

I wonder if she says MOTHER FUCKER LMBO

[@rattaluffy4551]

or maybe she writes the script with him lmao

[@markorollo.]

She's been in the audience a couple of times, don't know if she was for this

[@irishcountrygirl78]

@@rattaluffy4551 probably...

[@HALFpastTOAST]

Bottle of peppermint water next to your bed will sort that out, sip it during the night or before you get up and brush your teeth.

[@kayleighknox7674]

You are the hero we all need

[@yankiv2640]

What is peppermint water

[@boeinga370]

yankiv water the is peppermint flavour you simpleton

[@boeinga370]

yankiv how are my making the country bad. Sorry for calling you a simpleton but I was just saying that it’s kinda obvious that it’s water that tastes like peppermint. Its obviously gonna taste like peppermint water if it is called peppermint water. And how do you know I’m Irish

[@HALFpastTOAST]

​@@yankiv2640 I have a small 15ml bottle of concentrated Peppermint Oil, simply add a drop to your water bottle and give it a shake.

[@superbubbleaquapower]

Had to pause it right before the end because I started laughing out loud on the bus. He's always great but this was amazing. Right up there with the dentist skit.

[@therealbaglady]

I agree :)

[@soirese]

I am laughing right now on the train, i don’t even care at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahgentry2711]

"But, I'm staring at her" 😂😂😂 "The hate is still strong within you" 😂

[@StirrCrazy90]

The way he growls out "SLUT!" kills me every time.

[@breda-st9ml]

The perfect way to cheer you up or brighten your day 😂 No matter how many times I watch him, it never gets old.

[@gypsywoman9140]

I woke up from a "he's cheating on me" dream once. Punched him in the arm then stormed off to sleep on the couch. As I was trying to get comfy on the couch, I realized it was just a bad dream. Luckily, he was able to laugh about it once he was more awake and less confused.

[@lestefani9517]

I dreamed you borrowed money from me, now pay up!

[@StephSancia]

this guy has to be thee funniest comedian i've listened to in ages, absolutely hilarious and top notch delivery too 🤟 😆

[@LoriWolfcat]

“I got no arms, what do you want me to do?!” “USE THE BREATH!” 😹😹

[@stuarthirst7885]

British comedy at it’s very best , keep it up Michael!

[@abornbuyer]

The best thing about Michael is depending upon the kind of day I had I can always find just the right video to watch that related to my awful day and end up laughing about it. Because he has had the same experience at least once before too! And he as usual turned it into a hysterical skit! Michael is just the very best!!

[@pfridell8424]

i nearly suffocated i was laughing so hard at the morning breath bit.

[@writeract2]

Who can make tears spurt out of your eyes from laughter better than Michael? No one.

[@Mad9977]

"did you get thirsty and drink from the toilet?" 😂

[@shananalexander9789]

Dreaming about your spouse cheating on you...I would wake up in the morning and the first words out of my mouth would be “You SOB!!!” Then my spouse would say “Ok...Who did I sleep with this time?”

[@Ellie-iu3sg]

Ngl when im older and I get a boyfriend it'll get to that point for me and him 😂

[@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131]

T H E R A P Y.....

[@eoghankelly5221]

"Morning Michael, how did you sleep? Nothing... Nothing" 😂😂

[@gac99]

“good idea, send one of them” 🤣🤣🤣

[@patriciat.8121]

What does he say after that? Tell the little one he gets ice cream? 7:30

[@whyarewehere3893]

@@patriciat.8121 tell the little one their is ice-cream

[@artvid-1915]

That's me and my friend every morning on the way to school "it was my house... but it wasn't my house". Literally the whole way to school we just talk about our dreams 😂

[@MystiqueHorizon]

"I feel safe when you're here",,,, "I don't,,," 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Good idea!! Send one of them!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 " USE THE BREATH!! HAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@harrywhite9030]

I think you might need one more emoji to get your emotions across.

[@Ellie-iu3sg]

@@harrywhite9030 this is actually funnier than the actual comment 😂😳

[@jhutch1681]

I can go for ages without more than a wee chuckle, but a few minutes of Michael, and I am choking with laughter, gasping for air.

[@anneholden9908]

Agreed!

[@eleanormay729]

Michael McIntyre is the funniest man I have seen in a long time, I just love him.

[@susannamiranda24601]

Its 6am and I'm laughing my lungs out

[@jamesbloxed5069]

Its midnight and I'm laughing my lungs out

[@nicholaselford3261]

Same

[@lemonlime2527]

1 am and same XDDD

[@thejasonbischoff]

Shezza what time is it now?

[@lilsjm]

it’s 4:24 and i’m laughing my lungs out

[@mariayoung8860]

I watch my own marathons of all of Michael McIntyre video s and no matter how times I have already seen them, they never get old.

[@PinkiTadinki]

I've fallen asleep on both arms as well, it's such a weird feeling.

[@nurinms]

The dream part......it's like dejavu conversation between me and my hubby....hahahahaha

[@dlwatib]

Your ball is hanging out a little bit.

[@The_governor1964]

?

[@oliverwebster6546]

Huh

[@BenLewis95]

We've all been there 😂

[@gwenyverreking5565]

Guys that’s the part when he was talking about his wife being too honest 😂

[@luelladoughty4190]

Why were you look g down there??

[@seanwoh4749]

I can relate to the dreaming skit. My wife didn’t talk to me in the morning because she dreamt I was seduced by a woman. He is brilliant!

[@madhudeivakumar6349]

His callbacks are amazing

[@suziinao]

Michael McIntyre, you are so witty, funny and have such a good humor and life experience, I can so much agree upon...

[@nathaliejk3696]

His delivery is impeccable. Its not just the language he uses, but his body language too. He is brilliant!

[@thenanlife1141]

He’s a brilliant entertainer and comedian , so natural .. thank you Michael xxxxx

[@helenpaul67]

Michael has so much jokes materials, theyre endless n effortlessly funny all the way

[@suziewong5305]

He reminds me so much of my sisters husband , he can make a joke of the weirdest things! He’s hilarious and we love going to visit, my sister on the other hand is a professional eye roller, though laughs as much as we do and loves it, even if she pretends not to!! But genuinely, he is so funny, just hasn’t ever had the urge to go on stage! Such a pity as I’m sure he’d do so well!

[@susanbloomfield6060]

I'm lucky enough to have 2 son in laws. Who are both hilarious. And when they get together its brilliant. I love them both dearly. And I know they love me.

[@theportal2012]

OMG!!! 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, my side hurts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 M M is the best!

[@winterwitch457]

I thought I’d seen all of Michael’s videos but I don’t remember watching this one before. So funny and relatable. Another classic Michael McIntyre skit 😂😂

[@leslieballard8758]

This guy is so hilarious he cracks me up I'm sitting in a park by myself just laughing my butt off. People are gonna think there's something wrong with me..lol

[@nbs9592]

the most mundane things and i’m laughing and i had my inhaler on my hand .. i can’t breathe

[@lillyflowers2348]

I was having a bad day, but watching this made me lol

[@livalfiebrown3101]

I woke up after having a dream that my boyfriend cheated on me and I rolled over, very upset, to tell him what happened then to remember I’m single and lonely af 😂😅😶😭😬that didn’t make me feel much better. I proceeded to cry for another 20 minutes till me mum came in and asked what was wrong so I told her I hit my head 😂😬🙄😳

[@WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts]

Alternative title: Michael Macyntyre pulls it off again. The guy's a genius.

[@paulkazjack]

He makes it look sooooooo easy.

[@abigailrichards6764]

"How could you do me, with my GEOGRAPHY TEACHER FROM SCHOOL" I FREAKING DIED 😂

[@christineallocca7307]

OMG, this is his funniest bit ever! Love him!

[@RachelTheVlogger]

I’ll admit I can relate to the dreams part lol.

[@nicolelekkerkerk7859]

Whats even worse than two dead arms are two dead legs and having to go to the toilet and not being able to and i actually managed to although im still wondering how i caused two dead legs its actually pretty impressive

[@tarantulagirl]

Morning breath!!! My fella always asked ‘have you been eating rat fricassee in the night?’ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladygrey8707]

Dragon breath, that's what we call morning breath lol

[@LynxSouth]

So did I/we, but then I thought, that's not fair to dragons. What did they ever do to be insulted this way? It's Monster Breath.

[@morganbean9825]

we call it butt breath lol

[@TheKerrylou]

Morgan Bean what the freak 😂😂

[@sheilahmercer1637]

Thanks for summarizing boring marriage

[@libbypeery1533]

Am I the only one can who sleep comfortably on their arms and wake up to them fully functioning?

[@shearsparkle]

Libby Peery possibly

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

Nope I'm the same way.

[@geraldinegregory.1803]

Yes.....

[@infectedcontactlensyes.5172]

Just hit 10K congrats!♡

[@mzubuki]

Love Jesus with all your remembering and imagining. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

[@PreveenRodrigo]

Did not see that last line coming, absolutely killed me.

[@Diana-wg1tm]

he is so funny. Love him!

[@jenniejoyz]

5:42, Dead arm...high pitched voice, while flapping arm...hellooo! LOL 🤣😂

[@farhiamohamud5811]

This is probably like my 10th time watching. I’m still dying 😂 I’ve watched all his videos and rewatched all of them over and over again. I fucking love him sooooooookkk much.

[@bekind3340]

Lol I made the mistake of brushing my teeth whilst watching 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆🦆

[@dinosaur7115]

Same I spat out my cereal and milk onto my piano by accident 😭 luckily I never choked 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖😖

[@robjontay5052]

Michael! Come to the States! Please!

[@MystiqueHorizon]

Skip the states and come to BC Michael!! They'd LOVE you here!! 😁

[@katerina.nesterova]

Next year, February, New-York. Check his website 😃

[@The.Liminal.Spaces]

Bloody hell you are funny. Wish I knew about you earlier - would have gone to your tour earlier this year when you came to Sydney. Can you come again soon?!?!

[@alexoglitter2700]

I once woke myself up from sobbing loudly.

[@kan0762]

This guy is the funniest 😂

[@katebriscoe6103]

The way he recounts his wife’s dream is so realistic

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

I keep dreaming that I’m having a thing with Ed Sheeran 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@hotbambi2010]

Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I keep dream cheating on my husband with James Mcvoy lol oops

[@carolynworthington8996]

Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I “had” one once with Joan Baez. No, I’m not gay.

[@geraldinegregory.1803]

Ugh....

[@shikishinobi]

Decal breath is usually a sign of either a rotting tooth (which we know you had at one stage) or other bacterial issues. And yes, the joys of dead arms and trying to even roll yourself over. It is like trying to jump up without using a limb.

[@frightbat208]

One of the best ones!

[@dyd12345]

"At any stage during the night do you recall eating shit" Lmfao I was waiting for him to say that

[@flyingmonkey8245]

Never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@kandiwolfe1125]

Tooooo funny! Thanks bunches for sharing this with us!! ;)

[@niknak9361]

It’s half one in the morning and I’m laughing my arse off. I’m going to wake everyone up.

[@victorylovelace]

"Use the breath!" Lmbo!

[@porphyrion2355]

The end absolutely killed me😂😂😂

[@Gottabeonedirection]

When he said to send one of the children it reminded me of a story my mum's always told me since i was little of when it was just her and her mum in the house and they heard a massive bang so they started walking down stairs and my mum said, 'what are we actually going to do if there's someone down there, I'm a child' and my gran just goes, 'you're right, *shoves my mum infront of her* they won't hurt a child'

[@erinc132]

"USE THE BREATH"🤣

[@kristenhart843]

He makes me laugh so hard!😂😂🤣

[@averagestudent1158]

The only other comedian who does this is ken Jeong but that's mostly related to his wife being named Ho.

[@audreycasassa1683]

Oh so needed the laugh out loud - thank you🤣😂😁

[@thejasonbischoff]

Garlic Red Bull is my favorite.

[@luminair11]

Luv this guy!!!!

[@leenahusa1806]

I think I woke up the entire house with my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teenastetic3681]

This guys hilarious

[@martinnduati1132]

How did you sleep? Nothing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@maxibaumgarten4445]

"S. L. U. T." 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@marliesr.2842]

Would you please explain this to me. I'm german - my english is enough to unterstand a lot but what does slut mean?

[@daviesdavies538]

@@marliesr.2842 it used to be a sexist word only used for women but these days it's used for males or females who sleep around and are immoral

[@JHH99k]

@marlies r. A person who sleeps with many people without moral.

[@martinen.5025]

We have SOO many words in English for the same, or similar thing...along with slut, try 'tart', 'loose woman', 'floosy', 'harlot'...my personal favourite...'strumpet' ! 😅🤣

[@elizabethadams8990]

@@martinen.5025 Yeah, Strumpet! Sounds very Shakespearen 😂

[@nullhypothesis74]

Michael McIntyre must've made it his personal pledge to burn all his daily exercise calories on stage!

[@TwinflamesSoulmates]

SO Relatable! I love this! Hahaha laughed better than I slept! 😂🤣😂

[@ambersullivan227]

Anyone else watching this and listening to those dreams thinking “damn that’s relatable”

[@SuziQPassion]

I was watching and smiling until the dead arms part then I was laughing out loud

[@WendyBero]

Me too. She must really love him❤

[@kalliski]

I had to pause the clip, I would have laughed myself to death otherwise

[@LowOn3nergy]

For the bad breath thing when he said: “Did you drink from the toilet?” It reminds of when my Primary school principal told me to drink from the toilet. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

[@monmothma3358]

Uh... What?

[@YAMMAS]

5:26 one of the best stories I've ever heard

[@hayjust1]

Spot on! I laughed so hard.

[@markorollo.]

I hate dead arm, every single morning

[@status8477]

Recently, I've been waking up with both my arms dead. As a young adult, I'm very worried about what will not respond the next time I wake up.

[@gregorarmstrong01]

I once woke up with my arm like a log. Literally didn’t move it’s position. Very scary experience.

[@kezzachadda8175]

Michael you are FANDABBY DOSEY YAAAAAAAY 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@BonJoviMad100]

I hate when I wake up with a dead arm. Especially when it's gone past 6am, and work is calling you, because your alarm didn't go off, and your sitting in bed, and your going "I can't pick up the call!" as your trying to swipe the answer button.

[@teampatsy9856]

I wonder if he wears a pedometer, I reckon he reaches 10,000 steps in every show lol 😂 I love his work , he’s hilarious ❤

[@anatawakimochiwarui]

"Use your breath" rofl that got me good!