Tech CEO Bullies Intern | Dhar Mann Bingo 25

[@LangGuessr]

New waiter at a restaurant: "I was just admiring your work" Head chef, leaning back: "You know food, kid?"

[@missyolig]

🤣🤣🤣

[@phosphenevision]

Waiter: Yeah *shows piece of slightly burnt toast* I made this Head chef: holy shit that's amazing

[@drake_diangelo]

@@phosphenevision this sounds like an adorable wholesome story where this person is charmed by the enthusiasm and becomes a mentor for a young zealous child 😂

[@kirasooverit]

Head chef: hmm I can't seem to tell what's wrong with this filet mignon. Waiter: oh its still raw

[@hanzolx]

I’m stealing this

[@storyranger]

When Jarvis yelled "No! Don't glorify that! He stayed awake FOR WHAT?!" I felt that in my bones, screw toxic productivity

[@harrygould3656]

Seriously in the video dude was drinking coffee and hot sauce for 48 hours with Chad/David bringing him more😂

[@thebagofsalt]

if I am staying awake for 48 hours you better deliver me a wheelbarrow of cash at the end

[@harrygould3656]

@@thebagofsalt He was an unpaid intern, imagine staying up for 48 hours working while not being paid… Bo Burnham vibes

[@LacroixboiMarx]

Amen and amen.

[@jtroxler8]

@@harrygould3656 WADADADABABA

[@GogiRegion]

This has to go down in Dhar Mann Bingo history. We have an inside voice on production AND Jarvis as an inside voice on tech jobs.

[@Max_The_Flower]

What about all those times Jarvis appeared in a Dhar Man video?

[@GogiRegion]

@@Max_The_Flower You’re right. Can’t forget that Jarvis has shown up in multiple Dhar Mann videos as the guy who drinks too much and throws up.

[@romywhite290]

I was planning on just cleaning while listenwatching. This was just too good.

[@paulinedavis8372]

It's mad weird for a company to be bothered by an intern wanting to do actual work

[@coffeecatichino5332]

And he’s doing it for free! He singlehandedly saved their oddly incompetent team, and he’s not on the payroll. You want me to believe that a shitty boss character wouldn’t take advantage of an eager intern for free labor? A _real_ terrible boss would encourage him to keep taking on work he’s not paid for.

[@talb.1805]

ikr!! That's so odd

[@salem-01]

@@coffeecatichino5332 FR! Like dude, you are not losing ANYTHING, you’re not paying this bitch!

[@meyadin5844]

isnt that like modern tech companies in which they hired so many people and decided not to give them work to do just to hoard them and keep them from going to other companies

[@storyranger]

Fun Fact: print "Hello World" is also the traditional first program everyone does when they start a new programming language. I almost lost it laughing at a Head of Engineering pouring over their hello world code 🤣

[@AleksandarBell]

My friend taught us how to do it during a speech once lol

[@GogiRegion]

In the first programming class I took, we had opened up a “Hello World” template, and the instructions were to press compile in Visual Studio without editing code, and someone somehow messed up the code that early into the class by deleting the semicolon.

[@Italic_q]

My first programming class in college , our lecturer said he would rather die than have us make a hello world program in java so we jumped into making methods and objects of classes lol

[@GrayYeonWannabe]

i've only taken one intro to programming class and i didnt realize the "hello world" was something so universal until this vid, lol

[@rio6653]

Also the fact that he said non of the team could figure it out lmao. imagine the intern calls them all over n shows them how to change the text/background color, their minds would be blown.

[@oreng5791]

undyingumbridge: "jarvis whats your opinion on the webcomic homestuck?" jarvis: "undyingumbridge i saw your question but were playing bingo right now so lets stay on topic pls"

[@morganpetts9608]

jarvis we need to know

[@dottyContrarian]

i just realized that they were probably asking that because homestuck has computer science elements in it (at least in the beginning)..

[@antidave]

The question that definitely needed answering 🤭

[@talb.1805]

Lmfao is that what they asked???

[@billcipher_w]

You wrote "umbridge" like the harry potter professor... the word is "umbrage" lmao. UndyingUmbrage is a username directly from homestuck

[@e.anaiswhit6749]

I love when Jarvis doesn't take crap from chat. They're so overbearing, it's nice when he puts his foot down.

[@LacroixboiMarx]

Yeeesss. I was so glad he said something. And of course they took it well…😆

[@toptengamber]

What did chat do?

[@poopbumholees]

@@toptengamber be annoying

[@toptengamber]

@@poopbumholees in what way?

[@poopbumholees]

@@toptengamber I think they were like making jokes about pedos

[@charlespustejovsky7187]

This gave me a nostalgia hit with Jarvis explain all the tech inaccuracies. I got into Jarvis because of his tech stuff initially and stayed because of the amazing content, humor, and good vibes. Seeing him break into a new field and achieve his dreams really inspired me as I was trying to do the same moving into the tech space.

[@psychomanatee3459]

This is really neat for me too cause I just started my official coding journey this year and have been watching all his tech videos for the first time cause I can actually understand/relate to it now, lol. And this video was really cool to see too. So kinda opposite effect from you

[@adrianc6534]

as an electrical engineer i wish i had the balls that jarvis has. i am so fucking bored of being an engineer. i am only 33, i cant imagine doing this shit for another 30 yrs. i just dont know what else i can do.

[@storyranger]

@@adrianc6534 this is why I eventually switched out of my computer engineering degree, imagining being an engineer for the rest of my life started to make me want to cry instead of being inspired like I was at the start.. It was really hard choice and random strangers still tell me, well after graduation, that I should go back and do the other degree, but I know I did the right thing for me.

[@storyranger]

@@adropintheocean6282 Computer science and drama! Random combo I know but because I had a lot of transferable credits it was faster to graduate with a BA in Computing and the Creative Arts then to try and get a pure theatre degree. All my engineering electives were in playwrighting and theatre history so that also helped me graduate a little faster.

[@dionstewart7394]

Damn, why do I feel like this comment thread is full of folks with comically large computer science degrees. 😆

[@18booma]

I feel like Dhar Mann had a stoner thought about integrating gaming into a dating app, and decided to make an entire video just to tell everybody how good his idea is.

[@frozenbrain-h3b]

well to be fair dhar DID own a pot company

[@CSanoAct]

Thanks for having me Jarvis! I'm honored to give Behind The Scenes insight for Dhar Mann Bingo haha. I'll let you know when I'm back on for another episode and we'll do it again! 😅🙌🏼 So much fun!

[@romywhite290]

I love what you did at 1:11:07. That made me guffaw.

[@CSanoAct]

@@romywhite290 My favorite part that most people didn't notice! 😅🙌🏼😂

[@romywhite290]

@@CSanoAct it was a very stupid joke. Thank you.

[@TheHiddenDirector]

@@CSanoAct It had the same vibe as the Troopers in the tantrum scene Kylo Ren had in Episode 7 of Star Wars. "I see this is a bad time, I'll come back later."

[@talb.1805]

heyy it's you! I'll take mine with two sugars, please

[@harrygould3656]

“You know code, kid” 10/10 dialogue by the Dhar Mann team😂

[@dionstewart7394]

He then throws the kid a pocket protector like Big Joe Greens coke commercial where he throws the hid his jersey. Lol

[@letterborneVods]

How do you do, fellow kids?

[@princessstrawberry4623]

The entire thing had me laughing but the very end "so, coding?" almost killed me

[@eliotonmars]

the "hello world" code was literally one of the first assignments they give you in a high school ap coding class.

[@beepbloop3335]

I just did that assignment lmao

[@MittensZora]

Lol I learned some Python last summer and Hello world was the first thing we learned how to code before learning anything else

[@Kidnamedsquid]

I’m in yr 8 (8th grade I think lol) and we did that two terms/semesters ago.

[@salem-01]

@@MittensZora same, I was learning code in digital tech in like grade 7, and we were doing a python course and that was the actual FIRST LESSON I’m cackling

[@dragonmag170]

This video shows that literally noone at DharMan has ever worked in software development. Inters are EXPECTED to know code. Like, the whole reason you hired them is to churn out some of the small shit nobody wants to work on because it's trivial, and not *that* important, but eventually someone needs to do it but nobody has time. Every job I've ever had that hired interns also had them do code reviews, just like everyone else, so that they could see professional code as-written and learn how to critique it. Literally nobody made them get coffee (when we were in the office) because that's a DICK MOVE and I can get my own damn coffee. And like the guy asking "can you look at this?" I've said similar things but the way they wrote it just doesn't fit, nobody asks like that. You just go "hey, can you take a look at this? I've got an error I'm having trouble getting rid of and I need another pair of eyes." And 99% of the time the error is like a missing special character, or something not capitalized, you don't normally have to write more than a few characters of code to do that. AND THEN HE FUCKING CONSOLE OUTS WHAT THE FUCK COME ON This video is just SO out of touch

[@storyranger]

When I used to TA a first year C course, I swear 80% of errors were caused by a) no semicolon or b) accidental infinite loop

[@kathylennerds750]

I love reading or hearing things like this and making myself believe that i know what it means :)

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Even tho I'm not in tech I'm just adjacent by being a graphic/web designer I've never known any internship to just be "get mail and coffee". It's a very outdated idea that I'm sure any of the cast could've spoken on if allowed. It's always unpaid labor to get 1st hand experience that hopefully maybe might get you a good word in to get hired.

[@LaakeaM21]

@@ThexDynastxQueen fun fact the reason yall don't see interns just getting coffee and sorting mail anymore is because, if the internship is unpaid, that's illegal. According to the department of labor, an unpaid internship can only be unpaid if the Intern is receiving genuine educational training and doing tasks in the field they are here for. If you have unpaid intern just getting coffee and other menial tasks, its an illegal internship and the company can be fined or sued

[@yuki97kira]

Even in any field, the intern is suppose to know the basics..you are there not to learn new things, but to polish what you know, all the while learn more in order to master it

[@thottywizard]

2:31 I always love seeing the chat celebrities giving us all the inside details. We now know Dhar Manns secret identity is actually the Riddler.

[@DarthGardens]

Okay but if the Riddler ever said "what happens in the dark always comes to light" it would be totally in character.

[@angelfish1192]

*BRUUUUUUUUCE WAYNE*

[@swatch9890]

@@DarthGardens im pretty sure exposing corruption is his main goal, so that is spot on

[@jm4954]

The actor playing the CEO was acting his heart out. Mad props for him!

[@mac2040]

I know right. I was thinking that

[@dawsonrpowell]

The idea that exclusionary ageism in the tech industry would be directed towards younger people is ludicrous and indicative of how Dhar Mann manipulates his young viewer base for views. If tech is similar to another workplace, an overly-eager, high-skilled, low-paid or unpaid intern would be exploited to work on some of the most complicated tasks. Who would look at a "nerdy" (as that is obviously how the actor was styled to appear) young person at a tech company and be in disbelief that he knows programming, when that is the prevailing stereotype of programmers?

[@anenemystand5582]

There's always something super fun about seeing people talk about something they're good at. I don't know I just think it's nice.

[@letterborneVods]

Me too. As an autistic person I fully agree (very intense interests and loving infodumps is kinda our thing).

[@1dawn1]

​@@letterborneVods EXACTLY DUDE OMG. I know absolutely nothing about code or programming or any of the language Jarvis uses but hearing him explain stuff and correct it is so fun!!!

[@StarryMysts]

@@1dawn1 yeah! i think coding is super cool but i dont know much about it. i really enjoy jarvis explaining this stuff n i love learning information of another's interests

[@elliotelliot3475]

Chat’s standards are so high for jarvis being polite to them, one of these days he’s gonna stop apologizing and you bitches better be ready

[@SuzER08]

The chat is so annoying and constantly bugging jarvis and then get offended when he even lightly roasts them smh I do wish he would just call them out unapologetically

[@theseusinflames4301]

god i cant wait for him to just get sick of it and turn chat into emote only when they get annoying

[@sonia625]

I feel like Dhar Mann needs to make a video specifically for Jarvis titled “RUDE chat keeps CRITICIZING a NICE GUY, what happens next is SHOCKING” 😂😂

[@Hu-kun]

The part about the CEO calling Joe's code as a "homework assignment" while the actual code Jarvis pointed out as sample/tutorial code for authentication logins became a lot funnier in hindsight lol Love Jarvis' knowledge of tech, as someone who's computer code illiterate lol Also how nice of Dhar Mann to glorify crunch time. Daily video release must be pushing all that quite a bit after he upgraded to 5 vids a week

[@letterborneVods]

Yeah, I was wondering how they are making that much high quality (compared to a normal youtube video that gets posted once a week) videos in a row that quickly! Must be exhausting for everyone involved!

[@thottywizard]

If their best shot at saving their company was this random intern what on earth were they doing before? This is the strangest company.

[@thegreatergrief4339]

I like how I was bawling my eyes out then I saw that Jarvis posted a new Dhar Mann bingo and I was like oh yay and immediately stopped crying 💀

[@boomerangswingsbothways]

I hope that this vod made you feel better. I’ve bawled as I’ve watched some of my comfort youtubers and it felt good to cry while someone I enjoyed watching made jokes. I hope things get better for you. Take care :)

[@-psilo-9071]

time to bawl again dahrman bingo is over forever :(((

[@placeholderdoe]

Hope you’re doing well

[@viktoriyat1815]

Im gonna laugh about the "head of engineering gets stuck on a index error in a hello world program" moment every day for the rest of my life now

[@orieking]

Me: [has never been interested in programming] Jarvis: [exhibits knowledge about programming] Me: *that's hot*

[@ambercrawford6327]

A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors 🥵🥵🥵

[@honeycoves3707]

My whole class leant how to code “Hello World” in my year 7 (aged 11) ICT class that we were forced to take that I had absolutely zero interest in. This is hilarious.

[@princessofhell4639]

Same here

[@mudasbeats]

Babe wake up new dhar mann bingo!

[@moontokkym_art]

"You know code, kid?" in a tech company is the same as "you know languages, kid?" while working for Duolingo.

[@vlo4829]

This one was really weird. The work atmosphere didn't mesh with the boss' behavior nor did the lack of productivity. This boss seemed keen on micromanaging everyone in the most obnoxious way possible yet everyone was super chill. No one was bothered by the boss' outbursts or the fact that they'd all allowed the app to flounder and with just 2 more days, they were all content just pushing back the start-up date again. None of the fire that boss put towards the intern seemed to be put towards them nor did they feel anything from him. If the boss was so keen on knowing what was going on, that situation wouldn't have kept happening either. If he's so willing to fire the intern, why not fire Edward or that girl who did nothing but nurse coffee the whole time? Also, I prefer the "he gets sued" ending that Jarvis put forth. It seemed a lot more realistic.

[@hammerbeam]

I like Jarvis standing up to the chat lately

[@thedestroyasystem]

Fr, chat is 90% of the reason I don’t watch these lives, I don’t know how he puts up with em sometimes. It’s interesting how (seemingly) different his KZbin and Twitch audiences are, maybe it’s the lack of filter that comes with reacting to live content? Idk, just glad he posts the VODs on here so I don’t have to go over to Twitch.

[@Praxis920]

jarvis just destroyed that man in the chat 💀bro sounded angry and chill at the same time

[@SuzER08]

The chat gets so annoying sometimes, I'm glad to see jarvis roasting them lol

[@TheHiddenDirector]

@@SuzER08 Honestly, I don't know why KZbinr live chats think it's okay to be so rude. Jarvis is giving them a service by letting them see him do this live, interacting, and letting them participate. If he wanted to, he could just decide to never do it again. If I had a chat audience like that, I probably would quit.

[@Whol3NothaL3v3l]

How did he keep calling the intern "little man", when he was shorter than the intern? That boss is working on a lawsuit, based on assault at the very least. Steve Correll would have been a better boss 😂

[@marsmurderer9868]

Napoleon complex

[@wideride8320]

The "interns being used for coffee runs" trope is so weird for me. I worked in HR for 9 years and our interns usually uhhhhhhh worked with us.

[@sobblesnoggin]

me, a person who took two middle school classes of computer science: ha! look at these fools! as if a full blown project would look like tha.. jarvis: *says something I don't understand* me: humbling, is it not?

[@robtz759]

Man, I can't wait for Jarvis to do a Dhar Dhar bingo on a recent video in which that Mikey kid pulls a fire alarm in order to skip a supposed test once again, but it backfires on him and resulted in him going to jail. Because something that usually gets penalized with a fine in real life is basically life imprisonment in Dhar's universe.

[@AleksandarBell]

Well a 12 year old was arrested once for a picture she drew so idk

[@dilucstallion]

coming from the man who didn't go to jail for alleged fraud in a city beautification program back in 2008

[@annikan42]

I work at a school with kids with special needs who have pulled the alarm multiple times and I can confirm it's just a fine. At least with us it's the school that covers the fine too, but it might be different in other schools

[@karameru_xd]

@@AleksandarBell wait, what did she draw?

[@AleksandarBell]

@@karameru_xd she drew something offensive towards another student

[@faelyn.]

bro the fact that the entire TEAM couldn't figure out "hello world" sends me

[@mr.duck1246]

“You know code, kid?” Is like being a new hire in an agricultural science related field and being asked “you know the difference between monocots and dicots, kid?” Like yes, of course I do, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t

[@nickdavidpalmer7076]

I don't watch the show, but something I learned about NCIS is that the writers and/or production crew have, over the years, intentionally gone out of their way to include nonsense tech stuff. In addition to the two people, one keyboard scene, there are several instances where a hacker is stopped from "infiltrating the mainframe" by unplugging a single PC tower. Or shooting some monitors. Matter of fact, that two person/one keyboard scene is resolved by that computer being simply unplugged.

[@TheHiddenDirector]

Honestly, I love when these kinds of 'cop' shows (using quotes cause NCIS is only a cop show by comparison of the genre) use stupid, nonsense tech stuff. Especially if it basically starts swerving into science fiction, like CSI always did. It makes it fun.

[@kristen5998]

I heard that scene was created because they purposely wanted to write a horrible coding/hacking scene and they were just having a laugh

[@Ezra_infinity]

😅ם פפר

[@LunaHarp91]

Jarvis relates so much to this episode & is calling out everything wrong & I am here for it!

[@Tree-hp6rw]

things interns do: 1. get coffee 2. sort mail

[@Panzystubbedtheirtoe]

Jarvis's viewers are the type of person to see a slightly crumbled napkin and call it bad prop

[@23B3CCA]

I need a series of Jarvis reviewing/making fun of tech and coding in various shows and movies. It’s both incredibly entertaining and also very fascinating! Reminds me of what twoset does with reviewing violin “performance” in movies

[@xanam4913]

I started in this industry when I was 18 as an apprentice, and not once did I get asked to make coffee 😂 I was always encouraged to shadow and pair with the more senior devs, and management was always super encouraging.

[@johanna-yay]

It's genuinely so cool that Jarvis just has all this knowledge like it's so fun to see how much fun he's having

[@elthiaotaria3062]

Jarvis has so much patience😭

[@kendra2583]

Debatable

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@kendra2583 how so? He takes a lot more shit from chat than I ever would lol

[@happypappy596]

Jarvis gives his viewers the 2 in 1. Quality Commentary and Education

[@Alex-kv3hl]

Imagine if joe became the villain at the end "A wise person once told me....I'll make sure you never get work in silicon Valley again"

[@anacrea3931]

Watching someone critique a fictional portrayal of something they're versed in is so fun to me, as someone who pulls apart any fictional portrayal of a 'dog show' ever without anyone asking me to 😬

[@Dudeitzmimi]

10 lines for a whole dating app. Impressive

[@phosphenevision]

All you can do on it send "hello world" to a random user ad nauseum

[@SomudaiX]

The intern kid looks like he would be a fifth weezer member

[@goblindeeznuts]

LMFAOSJSLKSA

[@katherinefoote8393]

Anyone else loving that Professor Jarvis showed up for bingo today? Genuinely a good teacher.

[@dogmanorworman]

wait lol “what, you don’t know anything????” had me laughing for a good minute

[@ToruKun1]

"Why is this man so pressed?" In another video Jarvis pointed out how hard Dhar Mann typecasts his actors to play very specific roles, this guy always plays a crazy incompetent authority figure who acts really hostile towards people for no reason, I remember seeing him for the first time in the "Most Popular Star on TikTok Gets REJECTED from NIGHT CLUB! Host LIVES TO REGRET IT!" video.

[@alex_fictus]

This dev team's QA group has been crying in a derelict closet somewhere in the Dhar Mann Studios building. The marketing team is long dead. How did they have 10,000+ users download in the first day if they didn't even have an app to advertise? Did they have a UI framework that they shoved Joe's game code into without doing any QA? There's so many questions but I will never get the answers...

[@bricknolty5478]

Idolizing working for no money is lot darker now, with what we know about how Dhar Mann treats his workers.

[@alphahunter4791]

I've never felt the absence of HR in a Dhar Mann video more than I have with this.

[@artisticfruitloops5097]

"let's keep it on topic" i would've died. He was polite and had a point but omg my soul

[@gracec330]

I've only been programming for two years and having even that much background information made this so much funnier

[@LeveldUp11]

I really enjoyed Jarvis explaining all the texh terms! It might be nerd or off topic, but seeing Jarvis light up and laugh his ass off at the audacity if the DMCU makes my day

[@Yellowducky665]

i LOVED this episode of dhar mann bingo, thank you Jarvis (and Chad)! I love loved hearing all Jarvis' insight into programming, it's just so lovely to hear online personalities talk about their 'mundane' passion/non-online careers. More please!!

[@BonseyJonsey]

Man, I love listening to Jarvis explaining this stuff bc hearing people talk about their passions/interests makes me very happy But it is like trying to decipher an alien language,,, I'm big dumb

[@salem-01]

It makes me smile so much

[@butoutofcontext]

16:17 that "hello world" thing was literally the first assignment we had in my coding class omg.

[@LeveldUp11]

Most accurate statement about the CEO : "Why is he so hands on"

[@GalinaEv]

he is more of fashion industry vibe then any tech i can imagine

[@abigailhines4707]

I love when Jarvis explains tech to me because I have 0 clue how any of it works 😅😂

[@youdonotcare]

It's sorta hilarious how interns exclusively read mail and bring coffee

[@WillOrrWhat]

Having also worked in Big Tech™ (as well as still working in tech, but smaller companies), this hurt so much to watch. Glad Jarvis was constantly calling out the wild uncanny valley shit that makes stuff like this nearly impossible to watch most of the time.

[@argo6324]

i know absolutely nothing about tech but enjoyed jarvis explaining tech inaccuracies in the video very much

[@rachelppython]

This is when Jarvis' massive degree is both a blessing and a curse. He knows what's going on... but he also knows they have no idea what's going on

[@mariahmulhare1706]

Jarvis geeking out about the program and giving us more tech background stuff might be my favorite thing that's ever happened in a bingo video

[@ARSONPUP]

Jarvis Johnson the only man that can make a 10 minute video into a 50 minute video

[@lexnoens9728]

jarvis's insight is so interesting!! loving this vod as always

[@lemolea9571]

For the random 19 year old in the chat: I was called a 'genius' as a kid and had teachers thinking I'd do amazing things because I could code at the same level as my teachers from 14 to 18 - but I'm taking 6 years to finish my comp sci degree including 2 years out for mental health. Everyone goes at their own pace, especially if you're disabled like me. Don't try to compare yourself to others ❤

[@JinStreams]

Also "gifted kids" frequently hit a wall once they get to college since k-12 has a very different workload and workflow compared to a CS degree, especially if they took dual credit and got a lot less fluff work.

[@sweetsour4375]

Agreed that this doesn't happen to tech interns. The tech industry employs lots of younger people.

[@Nerd.Of.All.Trades]

I could listen to Jarvis complain about tech portrayals in media for hours, this was so interesting and informative and hilarious all at once

[@Sar_bear]

Alright this is the best Dhar Mann Bingo video so far. I love it when Jarvis gets to show off his skills that he has from getting his "comically large computer science degree." It doesn't happen much but when it does it never disappoints.

[@victinitron2000]

*literally anything happens in a dhar mann video* violins: it's vibrato time

[@Vyperzer]

I don't comment that much on videos but I gotto say this: I saw that you edited down the whole conversation about the CEO and it crushed me. It was such a funny interaction to me. It was like 30 minutes of you and the chat Nancy Drewing whether or not the guy was the CEO or not and then at the end when you were proven right and you said "I was right, I feel nothing" I laughed for a good 5 minutes. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. It's one of the 2 biggest moments in your streams that have made me had fomo for not being able to be in your streams. (the other one was the mom who made the face in the polygraph test show where you broke out laughing) Anyway... I watched this episode again to see that moment again and it was gone... No 30 min investigation... You did leave in the I feel nothing thing but without the build up it felt like the a punchline with no joke lol. It's your channel so you do you, but I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed that and your other live videos. They brighten my day. PS. You're mean to chat. (joke)

[@murderouscroww]

probably one of the best episodes (?) of dhar mann bingo simply because of jarvis' previous knowledge about coding and the tech industry. poking fun at dhar mann is one thing, but its another thing to do it accurately

[@harrygould3656]

I love that before this in the stream Jarvis was showing his creepy stalker photo of Dhar Mann, we were also confused by his height😂

[@p1nkpolkadots]

i like the fact that jarvis actually worked in the industry, i really hate it when youtubers talk about a subject that they don't know anything about

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

It's the last second of the video, but I'm dying at "so, coding?" Like, "ah yes, I've heard of that." Also, service is spot on with the whole what is the message? Like, is the message to go after your dreams when you're young? Because I don't think you do that by giving all your best ideas to a company that's not paying you. If the message is young people can code, everyone knows that. If the message is pull lots of all nighters, I think some doctors would like to have a word with dhar mann.

[@LacroixboiMarx]

Haha! Yeeessss Jarvis. Glad he gave chat some pushback finally, and sorta went off. Because no, they don’t know anything. 😆 And I can kinda tell why he doesn’t do it often enough now, because they could not handle the slightest pushback. Also, very cool someone was an actor in the Dharverse.

[@rainofstars00]

i dunno, i think he was kinda rude like i get why he said what he did but it came off mean although i do agree that he should be able to reason with chat

[@LacroixboiMarx]

@@rainofstars00 Jarvis is constantly nice and gives the benefit of the doubt to a fault. Chat is constantly whiny and verges on bullying him along with just being hella ignorant. Constantly @-ing him when there’s a whole ass command that says to please don’t @ him in chat. They’re one of the most annoying chats I’ve seen on this side of Twitch (outside your regular toxic fanbases of course). It’s why I only watch the VOD’s. You can’t come in after chat’s constant bullshit and he finally says something, and be like, “I think that was mean.” Way too soft.

[@allyh7075]

okay, so one person making one comment that was worded a little poorly (by their own admission) makes it okay to call them out in front of thousands of people? i love Jarvis' content but his chat are like a pack of hyenas and calling out one person just makes them worse. It wasn't pushback to the chat at large, it was being rude to one person in particular. Jarvis being nice 99.999% of the time doesn't mean he's incapable of doing anything wrong

[@LacroixboiMarx]

@@allyh7075 he clarified that after, but can you blame him? Chat sucks. Whiny, soft, bullies who don’t understand what a parasocial relationship is. That happens over and over and over again. That person wasn’t the only one to say that. And that was at the same time chat was gaslighting Jarvis for way too long. The chat is awful 80% of the time. The person said something acting like they knew and it came across shitty and was wrong. Chat deserves to be called out more often, honestly. It’s also not that deep.

[@rainofstars00]

@@LacroixboiMarx you can't really treat chat as a collective entity in this scenario cause we're talking about a specific comment made by a specific person,, they got called out, not the entire chat,, and the person in question wasn't being annoying or disrespectful, they just said something incorrect, it happens to everybody on an unrelated note, i just noticed your username and it is cool

[@janetandamocha7874]

I feel like "You know code, kid?" is like some weirdo at a random library coming up to you and saying, "You know book, kid?"

[@theblindlapras822]

I was right all along. I feel nothing. Truly an iconic Jarvis quote

[@Drawssassin]

When Jarvis made the comment about how hard it is to jump into working on a different persons computer, I felt that. Even just going from my work pc to my at-home pc throws me so hard and it takes me a minute to get used to it, just because they're both customized to what I need from them and it feels so off to try and do work from my gaming pc

[@thottywizard]

They talk about code like it's some mystical ability lmao

[@zoekerr1250]

Jarvis is so comforting to watch ❤️

[@menaschmidt3093]

grandmas say “you know code” when you help brighten their phone screen or like make the text bigger

[@geoff3610]

Bro using c# hello world as the example of a "logic error" is fucking elite bro, incredible.

[@NowakiStar]

Before the intern showed his code to the boss, my partner said “if it’s hello world, I swear-“ and obviously it wasn’t. But then hello world appeared after all.

[@Applepoisoneer]

I don't know why this struck me as so funny, it's weirdly specific; but I listen to these while drawing, and I use a screen magnifier because of my vision. So when I clicked back over to the video, the subtitles looked like they were printed on the kid's shirt in the moment I jumped into. So it looked like he was wearing a shirt that just said (clattering keyboard) Yup. I know that required a lot of set up, but for whatever reason, the idea of a shirt that just says "(clattering keyboard) Yup" is just the best thing in the world.

[@mauriciolopez2817]

Well now we know why dharr man glorified the unpaid interns

[@rocketpsyence]

Watching this as a senior dev and I'm losing my mind at the technical stuff but also I would NEVER treat an intern like this. Oh I am CRYING LAUGHING at Hello world

[@rocketpsyence]

Oh my god he doesn't even know their release process I am literally having an anxiety attack on his behalf

[@stefanmadethen5359]

​@@rocketpsyence when the release process workflow is no errors in ~24h or bust

[@iamsongforsomeone994]

David/Chad’s little Nope after almost delivering the coffee while Calvin’s screaming was the highlight of this video.

[@GraceSavidesKeller]

As someone who's worked in tech for a few years (more on the marketing side), this is the funniest video I've ever seen in my life.

[@lonesomephreak69]

I know I'm probably older than most other people who watch this, and I don't work in "silicon valley". But, my work has over 20 people in our IS team, including half a dozen devs. I do ISSEC, and have been doing infrastructure support and project management for 25 years now so I'm also pretty involved with helping them out in keeping it secure (OWASP, various vetting of their online tools, pen-test QA, etc). This specific bingo really hits me in the tech gut, and I'm really happy that Jarvis groks the stuff "behind the scenes" as someone who has a strong CS background and a sharp wit and sense of sarcasm that is still tempered with his general courtesy to others. I also do much of my companies ISSEC training, this almost feel like it should be a "supplemental CBT"...like, I can't explain WHY it is, but people would understand why after watching it!

[@thag_simmons]

noob programmer "you know code?" vs ancient elder god programmer "unicode"

[@misscatonic]

Did anyone else notice how in the small meeting room with the CEO the three developers are styled like the Scooby Doo gang?

[@fishkid1177]

_This has been my favorite episode of Dhar Man Bingo. I love hearing Jarvis nerd out about all the tech stuff XD_

[@scooter6606]

What if someone made a "Dhar Mann bingo" bingo, squares will have "Jarvis guesses what's going to happen", "Jarvis fights with chat"

[@reaganlaurel6688]

"Chat blatantly ignores the rules"

[@salem-01]

“Someone gets bingo [FREE SPACE]”

[@jinx7641]

"Chat makes Jarvis uncomfortable"

[@kovudiangelo7734]

"chat sends Jarvis on a wild goose chase about continuity errors"

[@Just_Mila]

Wait that's actualy so smart what- Next time I'm watching Dhar mann bingo I'm drawing a bingo sheet in MC paint and playing this thx for the idea lol

[@QDecision86]

“You’re barely an adult” Bro is the ripe old age of 4,997,842

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

The CEO acting like the customization aspect of social media platforms like MySpace going away was literally anything anyone ever asked for just kills me. I hate how boring and sterile the internet looks these days, you kiddin' me?