Technoblade brings BadBoyHalo to the dark side (Dream SMP)

[@technothepig1448]

if you're here from the main channel SUB TO THIS CHANNEL AS WELL I NEED DOUBLE CLOUT

[@IdkOne72]

Yes the clout

[@tea2400]

Accept the clout

[@crystal16324]

AAAA

[@JimInput]

Ya

[@exoticbutters206]

Ok

[@kinglilcrab7700]

Techno: Talking about how he’ll make society fall* Bad: *_Hmmm_*

[@clickednebula3]

also bbh: as long as he doesn't kill cats

[@minktanker9705]

I wonder where he got those ideas from *looks at all the wuxia technology been reading*

[@void2920]

@@minktanker9705 Wait he was reading wuxia?!

[@OATHOFVIRTUE]

Are u gonna hurt any cats tho?

[@Jatski_pelaa]

bbh’s ideal political party: doesn’t kill cats

[@emuguy-py2wq]

that moment when the nazi party supported animal’s rights

[@akhilkanthamneni4157]

This says a lot about society

[@USELESSDCK]

@@emuguy-py2wq Hey! As long as there is no "advocating for the murder of cats" it's a great political view!

[@scrablse2613]

*Eat them instead*

[@Alinaa666]

suomiii

[@upgx1]

"The president has been killing cats" "All twitch streamers are the same, eh?" .-.

[@stuff5757]

That's why he streams on KZbin

[@slawomirdrapinski4538]

@Noha MC who knew

[@lokertsad898]

lol

[@twonginterlude]

Alinity.........

[@cicoverse]

i literally laughed so hard when he said that

[@cark_irl]

bad: i want any government that does not kill cats techno: how about 𝘯𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭

[@guineaman1227]

oh hey cark

[@hopedestroyer4206]

funny comment cark

[@luvley5323]

Government can’t kill cats if government doesn’t exist !

[@firi431]

hey cark

[@gorg7837]

Hi cark

[@shelbyteague7928]

Technoblade: **markets himself a violent anarchist** Bad: “Hey as long as it’s not animal cruelty, we’re good”

[@mcmonkey26]

Specifically cat murder

[@muhammadfiras4784]

Hey, sign me up

[@vangdit0668]

Peta in a nutshell

[@oriharaizaya5524]

Sapnap in a nutshell

[@maskymemo793]

@She took The kids yes

[@unserve2510]

Techno: basically like I hate this. Bad wanna hate the president with me.

[@IcyzMC]

Sounds kinda like Shigaraki..

[@ohtug]

nearly 1000 likes but only 1 reply?

[@maxthegladiator5548]

@@ohtug 3

[@cherrycaguiat426]

@@maxthegladiator5548 4

[@driposwine6557]

@@cherrycaguiat426 5

[@fabmc8816]

Techno: Talks about destroying a country Bad: *Cats*

[@blooooooooooooooooooooooop]

I MEAN WHAT'S MORE IMPORANT

[@jjroyal9103]

@@blooooooooooooooooooooooop catz :D

[@epicblue00]

@@jjroyal9103 dog

[@jjroyal9103]

@@epicblue00 no, no, ur right

[@candydoodler-mp4agent]

it's like the two sides of my brain

[@lackadies299]

Techno: talks about destroying the government Bad: "But the cats-" Techno: "The cats would be safe if the government didnt exist." Bad: "Oh, ok. That sounds pretty good."

[@zylnexxd842]

Lol

[@Yipppeee_rahh]

yesss

[@jewelialexi]

Bad: "I can excuse a cruel dictatorship but I draw the line at animal cruelty" Techno: "You can excuse a cruel dictatorship? Anyway-"

[@thomasski9862]

A community fan I see

[@cowardlynoodle8107]

"Do you advocate the murder of cats?" "nnnnooooo..........." Ah. A politician already I see. Pandering to the constituency. Good work.

[@katplayzgachaz4422]

The reason it doesn'y have any replies is that how accurate you are.

[@potatonope9774]

999th like :)

[@ZoemickeyBoos]

Techno: Tells BadBoyHalo that he wants to abolish the goverment. BadBoyHalo: *huh.*

[@insertfunnyusernamehere19]

“As long as the cat murders stops”

[@bidetsupremacy1698]

You mean Cats?

[@ZoemickeyBoos]

@@bidetsupremacy1698 Yep.

[@tntree]

“All the cool kids are talking about state secrets “ -Technoblade, 2020

[@galuxistar1615]

I’m not cool then 😢

[@PapaJinxx]

All the cool kids you say?

[@SairinEarthsea]

I wish that I could be like the cool kids.

[@saturnsvictory3368]

"cool" is the default, don't be a default

[@saturnsvictory3368]

@Videoms ya know thas right

[@sophiakeenaghan]

Techno: talks about how he’s gonna commit a mass murder and completely evaporate the government BBH: “huh”

[@cranknlesdesires]

Right after the red haze descended on him resulting in the death of many.

[@peridotchild457]

Now Techno has what he wanted and Bad is on his side, this aged very well.

[@pepper4632]

He has his most feared partner on his side

[@devenwilliams5219]

The day of the fall, pre fall. We'll see how well it ages lol

[@mystik_owl]

This comment also aged very well

[@wavie9690]

No its not, techno will destroy the egg that bbh loves so much

[@imawaffle148]

@@wavie9690 I too, am Pro-Omelet

[@sydneybeaa]

Techno: “I want the destruction to be so bad that there will only be a smoking crater of sadness and regret left behind” Bad: Hmm...

[@emma-lb5rr]

" *the president has been slaughtering cats* " that- is not okay-

[@birb125]

In case you didn't know if Schlatt's a good guy or not.

[@bartallen6849]

That sounds like something Sapnap would do too

[@notxon300]

you dont have the right to an opinion if you feel the need to purposely stutter via text

[@emma-lb5rr]

@@bartallen6849 i-

[@wavecoil1870]

@@notxon300 couldn’t have said it better myself

[@jamestheschrute2671]

Techno: Tell me your state secrets and your journey to the dark side will be complete! Bad Boy Halo: Cats

[@tumblingartist]

anarchy > cat murder

[@MrFlippergaming]

1000th like :) nice

[@wyvrn1315]

BBH: "President likes to kill cats" Techno: " *All Twitch streamers are the same aye?* "

[@bubbadouglas5467]

God damn massacre

[@juststarting3698]

I mean he didnt have to go that deep

[@teentraveler1790]

Drag them to the ground with the truth Technoblade! Woo

[@christinevu5260]

*He really went there-*

[@juulkingcat7619]

Alinity cat killer reference lmao

[@dudedude2721]

“You are a single voter issue BadBoyHalo” I think you meant single issue voter Techno

[@fbi6893]

T H E CN O D YS E X LI A

[@argohedron2460]

He said what he said. As a aspiring writer, he chooses every word for a purpose. And if that purpose is to get a few more comments, more fool you.

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

@@argohedron2460 more, you fool! *

[@Acepinetree]

@@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836 r/wooooosh

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@Acepinetree WE ALL ARE CLOWNS IN THIS TOWN

[@leelandfartro7166]

BadBoyHalo: Do you advocate the murder of cats? *thinks* Technoblade: No.

[@evil_cc1970]

I know I almost laughed out loud

[@fruity4820]

he was thinking about that time he got kidnaped by cats

[@leeviluhtamaa3431]

That was an epic tale of heroism

[@PrimaryP90]

@@fruity4820 omg i forgot about that video lmaooooooo

[@jackofalltrades8412]

@@fruity4820 What video is that

[@aboligated6432]

“He’s not the only twitch streamer who does that to cats eh?” that is the most subtle burn I have ever heard

[@CyberedCake]

hMmMmMm wHo CoUlD hE bE tAlKiNg AbOuT

[@illuvial6348]

Salinity

[@teentraveler1790]

I don't get it. Can anyone explain pls?

[@bestbi3587]

@@teentraveler1790 Alinity

[@lcap2463]

@@teentraveler1790 alinity threw her cat across nine dimensions and broke the fabric of space and time

[@ToroKeVODs]

Badboyhalo be like: "So do you advocate the murder of cats?" Technoblade: "No." BBH: WELL SIGN ME UP THEN

[@shoutingalice2943]

Same tbh

[@enti]

Same jsj

[@homemadefilms5718]

Techno: Death, abolishing the government, destroying civilization BBH: *understandable, have a nice day*

[@andrewmachleid2734]

techno: "I want to leave a smoking crater. from which not only will man'berg never recover but form which no new country will rise in its place" badboyhalo: "huh"

[@puppens101]

Techno: *uploads twice in a day* The fans: NANI?!?

[@syystomu]

Gotta take advantage of productivity when it happens, good strategy

[@soupmafia2129]

*Only person who can make the same joke over and over is Technoblade*

[@zers_148]

Is this an official 2nd channel?

[@puppens101]

@@zers_148 Yeah, this is Techno's 2nd channel ^^

[@zers_148]

@@puppens101 Thanks!

[@baddcat]

Techno: I won’t murder cats Badboyhalo: OK, I’m in!

[@bulbasaurfan500]

"Another upload, Impossible" - Sun Tzu the Art of War

[@waningbloom]

"I'm a pig with a rocket launcher." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@pig6489]

"Any state secrets we wanna talk about?" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of Espionage

[@I_AM_HYDRAA]

you are a single issue voter - Sun Tzu, The Art of Democracy

[@drapas]

@@pig6489 "all the cool kids are talking about state secrets" -Sun Tzu, The Art of Convincing

[@TerraKnight27]

*quotes the video* -Sun Tzu, The Art of Comedy

[@Yeet-mq8tr]

Technoblade got exactly what he wanted lol. Leaving L'Manberg in a smoking crater unable to recover and without a government.

[@arjuns7870]

I don't know who this technoblade guys is, but he's definetly not any better than Technothepig.

[@sunk1ra]

Ikr I wish this “Technoblade” would stop copying Technothepig it’s so annoying

[@retrodoxl]

someones gettin wooshed i know it

[@sunk1ra]

@@retrodoxl ikr it’s coming I can feel it in my inner redditer

[@SaBasAbA-dn1xh]

E

[@dragonsaway9710]

@@retrodoxl somebody here is having a total mental breakdown due to this comment thread, because these two channels are not by the same guy. Unless that was a lie too?

[@cosmicdreaming]

when they speak about taking badboyhalo to the bad side, I IMMEDIATELY think he’s going to start swearing...

[@syystomu]

Nah, he'll keep using family friendly language and defending small animals while also inciting chaos and destruction for his own benefit

[@omarqassas7095]

LANGUAGE

[@anthonynguyen1289]

@@syystomu He'll go from calling them muffin heads to cupcake heads

[@cloudy_selene]

@@anthonynguyen1289 _G A S P_

[@rune.theocracy]

@@anthonynguyen1289 _double G A S P_

[@afk_timeless2418]

Holy TWO uploads in a single day? The gods have blessed us

[@RogueWallEnthusiast]

Odin is with us!

[@phgdog7249]

They truly have

[@plzlogout4998]

Where

[@bartallen6849]

@@plzlogout4998 here and in the main channel... How didn't you got the notification? Are you subscribed?

[@plzlogout4998]

I am

[@sintabug]

two uploads in a day? we're very blessed thank you techno good sir

[@BasicallyNeo]

Agreed

[@takof4231]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@justsomerandomdude6649]

Ikr

[@tumblingartist]

yes!! I honestly didn't expect any notifications from this channel for another year

[@davidsantiago7808]

Techno, who canonically trained and sacrificed 500+ dogs for a war: oh yeah dont worry BBH the animals will be fine.

[@horizonpenblade1288]

@@ab-wj8yg and he wasn't the one doing the killing

[@apxcrypha3516]

"Hes been killing cats right in front of us." "He tried to kill my cat friend." Techno: "I guess all Twitch streamers are the same." *YIKE*

[@kurrito647]

"hmm, do you... advocate the murder of cats?" "no..." "oh, ok"

[@jazzy9569]

“All Twitch Streamers are the same” - Technoblade 2020

[@nightmare4254]

@- 11:11 Yeah... that's the joke...

[@IceyDiamond]

This man is insane two uploads a day, someone stop him JK don't tell him to stop this is amazing

[@relatablenoodles9245]

Bad: “do you advocate the murder of cats?” Techno:..............nOo.

[@井雯暄]

bad: “do you advocate the murder of cats?” techno: “... no...” 👁👄👁

[@BSwookies]

2 TECHNO UPLOADS IN ONE DAY?!?!???? i need to lie down..

[@aggable]

bro this is too much for a day im being given too much content

[@feybride]

The best elevator pitch I’ve ever heard ‘How can I sell you on a massive anarchy from which the nation never recovers and just dissolves’

[@billnye5507]

"Twitch streamers are the same eh" TechnoSavage

[@savi7171]

"I want to leave a smoking crater from which not only will Manberg never recover but from which no new country can rise in it's place." "Hmm... Do you... advocate the murder of cats???" "...no...." "Oh, okay. That sounds pretty good."

[@shakazar1815]

Technoblade: making a speech about destroying manburg badboyhalo: ThE CatS TeCHnOBlaDe ThE CaTS

[@frenchwaffl]

yes fight back against the compilation channels grow stronger and defeat them all

[@karambwan1649]

I thought techno read about sun tzu quotes, I guess he missed this one “Don’t bring the muffin to the dark side”

[@rhodellee]

no one: techno: SOO ANY STATE SECRETS :>

[@Daniel-hu7mi]

It’s for the cool kids😅

[@localguineapig1289]

Who is no one and why is he in this meme?

[@Darkleonard]

*Technoblade:* condones mass destruction and anarchy, even agrees to leaving the world in flames. *Also Technoblade:* animal cruelty is where I draw the line

[@own4801]

"the president likes to kill cats" Technoblade scrolling through a list of all the people he's slaughtered: "Oh that's terrible."

[@princegeoge9687]

Techno : Execute order 66 Tommy and Wilbur: no Techno: fine ill do it myself

[@AAA-cg5vw]

...How can I sell you on massive anarchy from which the nation never recovers, and just dissolves? And then the world regresses into a dog-eat-dog world where only the strong survive and the weak live huddled in fear? *How does that sound?*

[@Bob13454]

Do you advocate the murder of cats?

[@mind_system]

... no...

[@AngiShyGuy]

Oh hey, you didn't immediately forget about this channel after 2 uploads. That's... an improvement.

[@valarin0]

Rest in peace Techno, you have always done so much for everyone. Technoblade never dies, he will live forever in our hearts

[@KaIIavan]

0:29 Techo throwing shade at Alinity is the best thing I've ever seen

[@maddiedraws5777]

Me: Just finished drawing a billion Unus Annus pieces Techno: Can someone get me a thumbnail? :) Me: Who needs wrists anyway? Right? Hands? Dont matter :)

[@lovelysparrow]

techno: i want to destroy it all and make sure nothing ever rises again bad: will you kill cats? techno: no bad (and sam): oh okay cool

[@abbenylund]

"do you- advocate the murder of cats...?" .... _no_ "huh... ok. That sounds pretty good."

[@iwillnottell4019]

The “all twitch streamers are the same” had me dyingggg on stream 😭😭 0:24

[@augurly]

Bad: I can excuse the destruction of L'Manburg but I draw the line at animal cruelty. Everyone else: _You can excuse the destruction of L'Manburg???_

[@Bozzle512]

Bad's standards starts and ends with cats. Love that.

[@starrzies]

2 Techno uploads in a day? What did we do to deserve this? :Eyes:

[@chargus]

2 uploads in an hour at that

[@starrzies]

@@chargus EVEN BETTER

[@rainbowlemniscate2761]

Technoblade: I want to sew carnage into these lands, I want to create naught but absolute anarchy in which there is no government, or society, or friendship, just agony. BBH: But do you want to kill cats? Technoblade:............no

[@CircusRodent]

WIllbur: Wants to overthrow Schlatt. Techno: Wants to destroy everything

[@Gepper]

“Our president is killing cats” “All twitch streamers are the same, eh?” Lmfao I’m dying 🤣🤣

[@redz2d]

What sorcerer has cast a magic spell on our BLADE. He's UPLOADING WHAT IS THIS.

[@headlight6179]

1:43 aka, the most reluctant "no" I've ever heard

[@EvilMC10]

2 techno uploads in the same hour?? I must be dreaming

[@PhoenixCrimson]

Ikr

[@MattDawgGaming]

This video means more now that Bad is the Season 3 antagonist and Techno actually made L'Manberg a smoking crater lol

[@UnbornHeretic]

And people were shocked when this man blew up L'manburg. Twice. Like he said he was going to.

[@guintbuint1853]

a technoblade upload and a technopig one? techno, slow down, you are going to set on fire!

[@dannisaur-lea5078]

I just think it's cute how BadBoyhalo doesn't like killing of cats because one of his best friends are a cat. Like all you need for BadBoyhalo to be on your side is to make sure you don't support/do animal cruelty and don't hurt his friends wich I think is really sweet of him.

[@poggersman1484]

Techno uploading twice in a day? Is this a fever dream?

[@ofs24]

Techno persuades Bad so well he became a cult leader for a talking red egg

[@theredrose5868]

“Oh! Okay. Sounds pretty good” Is so wholesome i cannot

[@crrielee]

2 UPLOADS?!? We are so spoiled.

[@hedgehog8776]

"All twitch streamers are the same eh?" went over EVERYONE'S head

[@prince8496]

0:30 “all twitch streamers are the same ey?” I lost it there

[@mycatisfat1567]

I love how he just casually roasts twitch

[@Ploppinnn]

I love how techno is speaking big boy words and bbh is trying to follow too!!! :D

[@kidkyle712]

Everything but Techno: we are the good guys Techno: JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!

[@suntzu6085]

"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." -me my book

[@moeid8446]

When you're so early There's only one comment and Its from a Fake MrBeast

[@leelumw9128]

“All twitch streamers are the same” referring to illinity throwing her cat

[@rscythve8293]

"all twitch streamers are the same, eh" that was a good alinity joke that nobody acknowledged

[@ValueNetwork]

Anyone else back after BBHs eggpire is literally the only government left

[@Spoon12321]

I cant, this legend has died because of a deadly virus that has taken him too soon. We still need him but he’s gone :[

[@Smokee_cat]

Not a virus A disease

[@Mai-cf3uz]

“To leave a smoking crater from which not only l’manburg can never recover but no new country can rise in its place” I mean.... he got what he wanted just took 2 tries

[@InsertGenuineName]

I think you mean first try part 2

[@Mai-cf3uz]

@@InsertGenuineNameoh yes sorry first try part 2

[@notnothaze]

"so all twitch streamer are the same." Underrated line IMO

[@Nobody-zs4mg]

“All twitch streamers are the same eh” -Technoblade

[@krxptoz8849]

Techno: uploads twice My day: instantly better

[@gamingfacts500]

TWO UPLOADS IN 1 DAY?!?!!?!?!

[@satum__]

"I want to abolish the government" COMRADE TECHNO

[@MattDawgGaming]

This scene is much more meaningful now that Manberg is... a smoldering crater.

[@Grumbug]

"all twitch streamers are the same eh?" THAT HAD ME DYING

[@NekosForever]

“Posted 17 seconds ago” Like over 100 comments already

[@EggPancake_0]

I feel like Techno wanted to make the server anarchy because he's the best minecraft player so he knows he'll be the greatest

[@joomoware]

Technoblade uploads 2 times in a day IMPOSSIBLE THE END IS NEARING

[@arieistss]

That alinity joke about twitch streamers was amazing

[@curiousgeorge6422]

I feel like this channel is the free DLC of the Dream SMP storyline We love a good English Major author