Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS

[@huggablebears]

“It’s over Dream, I have the low ground”

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

What's wrong with this world if only Anakin were technoblade, then he wouldn’t kill just the younglings, but the orphans too.

[@Dyrrothlikesgames]

Lmao star wars reference

[@lunarskys2645]

That made me laugh lol!

[@yoannesleonardi6799]

@Jaysen Lim you UNDERestimated my power

[@introvert1013]

YOUN UNDER ESTIMATE MY RUNNING AWAY TACTICS

[@v78designer]

Techno: *ADHD Activates* Mr. Beast: He's asserting dominance

[@curry7101]

v78designer *D O M I N A N C E*

[@olteal1452]

Asserting domestic? Oh yeah I’m up at 7am and I don’t have sleep schedule. Waking up at 5pm has never felt better.

[@v78designer]

@@olteal1452 shhhh, my mind has melted too, dont worrry bout it

[@eeeee3259]

Owo im your 1,000 like

[@Calebe311]

1 thousanth like

[@vunga8195]

I like how Technos attention lifespan is probably lower than mine: "And now i was pretty confident wi- ooh another arrow"

[@DynamicFalafels]

I mean he does have ADHD so yea it probably is shorter

[@wonder3761]

I have a minor health lea- ooohh aNoThEr ArRoW

[@encryptid6635]

Attention span*

[@kf5058]

@Dutch van der Linde hes probably a non native speaker

[@essay2111]

sttention life span yeah my attention died or something

[@gendeks_]

1:41 *turns into a maths teacher* 7:46 *turns into a history teacher*

[@Mugiwada]

Fr

[@cupcakeeee_____._.]

Yeaa😂

[@3e03]

A man who knew it all and as he said "Stay in school kids"

[@du_nut_tuch_me4230]

Pythagorean Theorem's true purpose

[@janethesnow2080]

techno of all trades

[@chillvibes8929]

wait....according to technoblades teachings....the highground is actually a disadvantage...So anakin was just bad at pvp it seems

[@umut_hmut]

anakins aim was trash and also obiwan was a god at rod pvp

[@kelpdock8913]

@@umut_hmut they were playing in 1.16 in rots and obiwan uses form 3 which is defensive

[@whatisahandlebruh]

It’s because Anakin tried jumping over Obi Wan instead of poking at his feet. Like a dumbass.

[@dddb1717]

This is false because obi wan goaded anakin into jumping above him, giving him the low ground

[@kelpdock8913]

@@dddb1717 which dream did later on dreams powers are not anywhere near as strong as obi-wans however

[@raph.ex390]

Dream: Damn, he has circle strats I can’t beat! Techno: In a flash of inspiration I remembered ancient Chinese history.

[@masonjones7777]

well, He IS a symbol of the Chinese zodiac.

[@rosenberger137]

Raph.Ex3 and they say Dream has 1000 IQ techno’s IQ is 9001

[@sarpius4710]

@@rosenberger137 So its OVER 9000!!! Sorry i had to

[@Hunterhoneypackglazer1]

Lol

[@Mr.Shmeat]

Fruit Berries: I am amused!

[@MrGamePlayer1000CHNL]

Obi-Wan: "It's over Technoblade, I have the high ground!" Technoblade: "You underestimate the pythagorean theorem!"

[@austingibson4996]

MrGamePlayer1000CHNL what a NERDDD

[@ProfessionalHopeMaxxer]

@@austingibson4996 WHATT A NERD

[@xatoor]

@@austingibson4996 i dont think u get the joke

[@peizhang6035]

uhhhh r/Woooosh?

[@austingibson4996]

Alex I was talking about Techno dude

[@Tekunno]

Coming back about around 2 and a half years later to re-watch his videos, I realized he won this duel without knowing: -You can't crit while sprinting -Would've 10-0'd dream if he had just used his steering wheel -His strategies were flawless -Forgetting about his "most intense duel" for about 10 seconds because of stripped wood blocks -And never got to tell us how he got the crafting table. But I think he knows that the entire minecraft community respects him and will miss him, goodbye king.

[@kishlaysingh5281]

Fax

[@nishkekw7762]

o7

[@apig]

I just looked it up: You can crit while sprinting?

[@Tekunno]

@@apig that's 1.8 feature, even technoblade adressed that in his past livestreams that they removed it like a decade ago...

[@apig]

@@Tekunno OK, so if he adressed it in his past livestreams then doesn't that mean he did know that?

[@leah8894]

What I learned: *when in battle, mess with the floor to assert dominance.*

[@declandewolfe5225]

And place crafting table

[@vince2969]

Those were really advanced tactics that techno preformed

[@Jayden----]

Bro wym that’s so hard bro I can’t right click idk how I’m gonna learn it lol

[@cobalt2506]

And stay in school

[@trixtuli8623]

Yes

[@stevenmendelsohn1844]

Techno: this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done Also techno: farmed potatoes for 18 hours a day for a year

[@alexanderheubel7366]

@@user-cg2hb3ye9v Techno was worrying about his lead over squid so yes

[@Safouan0]

I don't think you know what stressful means.

[@randomdumbass7231]

@@Safouan0 I'm not sure if you have watched the potato war

[@Safouan0]

@@randomdumbass7231 I did. Doing something easy for long periods of time with no immediate repercussions for like, missing 1 potato, is not stressful.

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

@SirPandaFluff i think you mean 9 months, more or less

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"I knew if I used the rod for 45 minutes I would be able to break his armor." I appreciated your way of thinking.

[@spiritguardianx2491]

i was trying to find ur comment 3hrs

[@JGeerse]

@@spiritguardianx2491 wdym

[@pahotline]

Okay so this completely of topic but- -Is that StoryShift Chara as profile picture?

[@Aaron-ln3ht]

1k now!

[@omnitroph1501]

The reason Techno is better is that he would actually consider doing that. He has a level of patience and commitment that Dream cannot match. If Techno were the runner in a manhunt, he would just run for thousands of blocks, delaying the fight until eventually he managed to amass a crushing advantage.

[@Sen-ki-]

Man I still miss him so much

[@kayaanxmusic]

Same

[@ItzEpicc]

same

[@alexandramccartney8881]

Same

[@michisasuke9772]

Yeah

[@coreyfoley]

Same

[@onlirier2993]

Dream: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND Technoblade: math

[@legoverse1412]

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete

[@Garb-dm7gs]

Stonks

[@spacedominator7163]

@@legoverse1412 impossible , perhaps the archives are complete

[@hubithepyromain6927]

@@spacedominator7163 Possibly

[@spacedominator7163]

@@hubithepyromain6927 i guess

[@noahrogers2156]

Dream fans: Dream will use the terrain to his advantage! Techno: Pillars

[@aftersh0ck975]

techno: Ha triangles

[@suwusybaka4063]

Damit ancient Greek dude

[@andresorozco4353]

The fact that you have an anakin profile picture makes this funny

[@suwusybaka4063]

@@melenad6383 you know the Greek dude that made the triangle thing i remember his name is pythagos or something i could be wrong

[@samickill9730]

@@suwusybaka4063 It was actually discovered around 800-400 B.C. and was introduced into mathematics by Thales of Miletus and his student Anaximander.

[@rogerzc6775]

MrBeast: “Techno sounds really depressed” Dream: “Don’t worry, that’s just how he is”

[@Skwuushi]

Lolololol

[@Poplol_Quqoar]

Time stamp?

[@keely8645]

is this a real quote

[@luigiluigi4366]

@@Poplol_Quqoar it was in dreams video on dream xd

[@luigiluigi4366]

@@keely8645 it was in dreams video on dream xd

[@freddyweng9389]

0:58 “If I lose in my own game mode, I’ll be super stress. Too bad for him, I’m always stressed” Technoblade

[@linshuzhen5979]

Lol

[@acmagalong4327]

Also he referenced hulk’s transformation in the first Avengers movie “That’s my secret captain(america), I’m always angry.” that was the original at leasr

[@thearchivist169]

"Unfortunately for him that's my secret, captain. I'm always stressed" Never have I felt a statement more in my soul

[@linshuzhen5979]

0:58

[@eenernanis2664]

Techno: don't harass dream Techno viewers: of course not, our favorite target is right here

[@ExtiYT]

Underated comment

[@abuslayer17]

I don't get why he said that, we don't even care about hurting dream

[@daniblah400]

AbuSlayer 17 ikr all we wanna do is bully Techno for not 10-0 Dream

[@dharamviryadav7251]

@@daniblah400 technically he couldve only 6-0 dream coz it was first to 6

[@foxxerss]

that is actually so true

[@humanz8681]

Dream: pep talking himself Techno: i forgot to take my adhd medicine

[@ivyellis2826]

It's a pep talk in its own way.

[@manatea2044]

To be fair dream has adhd too.

[@neonicplays]

90

[@humanz8681]

@@neonicplays someone help i don't know what this means and it scares me

[@neonicplays]

@@humanz8681 probably an accident i dont recall that

[@fyrebirdarts7634]

I didn't understand this until recently, but I get Techno's history reference now- after hyperfixating on the Qin dynasty for about a month, that is. The king of the Qin state, Ying Zheng (the guy who ran around a pillar) later went on to conquer the Seven Warring States and become the First Sovereign Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang. Techno, of course, went on to conquer Minecraft KZbin, becoming the King of Minecraft and an Internet LEGEND. And not only did he win this duel, but he also forever won my respect and admiration for his humor, heart, and historical knowledge. I miss knowing that I'll never see a notification from his channel, that I'll never get to chant TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED! to anyone who would listen, that I'd never hear another one of his endlessly witty quips. Watching his videos and hearing his voice again makes me laugh and cry at the same time, thinking about the joy and laughter of what was, the sad reality of what is, and the emptiness and missed opportunities of what will never be. But even though he is no longer with us, he lives on- through every single one of his uploads, the art and lore created by millions of fans around the world, and the people he inspired by his courage to persevere through adversity. Because.... Technoblade never dies.

[@zhean7715]

His content will now age like wine cuz no matter how many times I rewatch his videos, no matter how many time I hear him make the same joke, no matter what I'd still laugh. Some guy on said to me "be happy that it happened" and he's right im happy every time I click on his videos :)

[@tumblingartist]

[@covertfeelings8330]

Well said 🫂

[@micheal5117]

erm, new video was just uploaded

[@arthur9491]

Techno: This is the most stressful thing I've ever done in my life Also Techno: **completely forgets he's in a pvp for 100k and starts chopping wood**

[@MiggyDiablo]

he has adhd so u cant really blame him xd

[@krrys_]

It's a Sun Tzu tactic. Stripping the bark allowed the remaining bits of bark to provide more traction so techno could hold a more solid stance when in battle.

[@alexoryea6387]

MiggyDiablo what does adhd have to do with chopping wood?

[@happyjohn1656]

@@krrys_ Traction* maybe? 11:55:05 PM 8/29/2020

[@lumeme]

Blood for the blood god

[@infernovoltage3378]

"One day a pig will beat a mutant teletubby in a lego simulator." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@zeternal1575]

Foreshadowing

[@Man-ye4xm]

Damn sun tzu really do making these weird quotes

[@michaelg8841]

@@arkalt4066 foreshadowing this fight

[@jakeknike]

I can’t wait for them to fight

[@thetester1158]

@@arkalt4066 Techno stabbing dipsy

[@stacysfm8708]

Techno is santa confirmed 1: he wears red and white 2: he repeats the phrase “ho ho ho” when he feels accomplished/happy 3: *ever wonder why orphanages never get presents in movies?*

[@evoction9049]

You have a point

[@creoplasma]

@@evoction9049 he has 3 points

[@Vanvz]

They never get presents because he is busy playing mc

[@alex2005z]

@@Vanvz or forgot to sign up

[@alex2005z]

Have you seen technos christmas spirit video? He is santa

[@TaiDarren]

1:38 bro literally helped me with my homework, i was doing my math homework about triangles

[@betohax]

You're in middle school?

[@TaiDarren]

@betohax yes

[@jhlim9030]

Did you do good?

[@DynamicFalafels]

"If you wish to defeat Floridian green man, use Pythagorean theorem and run around pillar" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@skilledskeleton3124]

And punch a tree

[@limeplay5123]

@topcommentgod

[@momentousadrian999]

Mathematicians will be triggered for spelling Pythagoras’ theorem wrongly

[@Binga_Lacuna]

Ill never skip school again, i promise, ill even learn ancient china history

[@aarvpatel9333]

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years sour grape looking pereon

[@arandominternetuser7020]

"Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" Just imagine how powerful techno would've been if he finished college

[@madlad2200]

@Akash CHAND there's a difference between college and uni?

[@skainzzz_]

@Akash CHAND wait, isn't that the same thing?

[@XhyRobtic]

@@skainzzz_ No they aren't???

[@dinokoenoko7842]

i think dream dropped out high school to learn coding

[@Panth-pl7um]

Nope he was english major.. he dint learn anything

[@forcle]

Wait didn't anyone notice this is Technoblade's third UPLOAD OF THE MONTH this is a miracle!

[@pablopereyra7126]

I think that after the potato war he said he would upload more to get 3M suscribers by the end of the year

[@greenmustard493]

Its a miracle

[@witha1]

ikr

[@swastisinghal5892]

the other 2 were stream highlights tho

[@BatteryWinter]

Christmas Miracle

[@jacobtrz7115]

Two of the Minecraft legends in their prime, facing off for a ridiculously large sum of money. What a moment. Rest in peace, Techno✊

[@Dtos1]

@@Visquint techno is the best. Rest in peace.

[@zhean7715]

@@Dtos1 I don't care whos the best. BUT EYYYY HE WON WITH THE POWER OF PYTHAGORAS AND ANCIENT CHINAAAA SUCK IT DREAM.... Damn I miss him

[@lexful1598]

not in their prime

[@Hayych.]

You don’t know how badly I miss this period of my life now. Even tho it was during lockdown which was bad within itself

[@illuminati955]

@@Hayych. agree completely, in retrospect despite everything else being shit it was so nice having people to look up to and so much great content being made

[@oliverkim6610]

Dream: gives himself a peptalk. Technoblade: adhd, Pythagorean triangle and ancient China.

[@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210]

I think the mix of those two topics can be summed up with just 'ADHD'

[@modernvision940]

Yes

[@v0id_d3m0n]

I swear dream has it as well

[@quinntravill220]

you forgot crafting table

[@Tidepod_Prince]

@@v0id_d3m0n he does

[@viatic.]

"His second mistake was letting me get so many axe crits, as we know his first mistake was challenging me."

[@Jetstream_Sam784]

Timestamp

[@jotarokujo9587]

@@Jetstream_Sam784 5:03

[@salitonpumvichai791]

@@Jetstream_Sam784 ສສາທຝຝຍນີ

[@BokyProkyYT]

Best quote ever

[@KopflosReal]

YO LETS GOO I GOT THE 1,000th LIKE!

[@c0niine]

everyone: he's clearly taunting him! techno: haha wood nakked

[@De4dPoolF4n]

He clearly likes it!

[@asrtxl1988]

@@De4dPoolF4n hahaha yeah it was just ADHD lol.

[@elliestevenson4012]

I just realised he forgot about the duel I just thought he was doing it 2 intimate dream 🤣🤣🤣

[@geton8473]

Weston fox nobody got the reference, but I did

[@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu]

Tonpa your power is equal to techno's.

[@helloneeishere]

5:07 "His first mistake ofcourse challenging me"-Technoblade 💀🔪🗿

[@themisha1705]

the comments on techno's vids are so interesting because his fan base goes and rewatches old content all the time since he doesn't upload much, meaning you get new comments alongside old ones, which is pretty cool.

[@jonathansorg1713]

Yup lol

[@kairi7_7]

legit what i’m doing rn XD

[@sonicsunshine69]

I dont know what im doing with my life

[@AAARP]

They are some of the most rewatchable videos on the internet^^

[@adams_chong9450]

Yes

[@pandacrown6796]

I could tell Techno was probably resisting the urge to say: "If you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years."

[@pondwater620]

This is all I was thinking every time he won

[@Chayn]

.

[@kipphansonjerrard9191]

@@Chayn shutup begger

[@lykeprice9239]

@@Chayn loser. Quit self promoting

[@bye9014]

Chayn ON ALMOST EVEYR COMMENT TOO?

[@austinfeith6094]

MrBeast: “OH TECHNOS INTIMIDATING DREAM BY STRIPPING THE FLOOR” Techno: “all I know is that I clearly didn’t take my ADHD meds this morning”

[@menyaguila3313]

183 likes and no comments

[@alexplaysminc.-.5922]

distracted in the middle of a fight wins anyway

[@CaseyShontz]

Mood

[@austinfeith6094]

@Squidsify they both do. Did you even watch this video? Techno literally said he had ADHD?

[@MorganWootenIsTaken]

@Squidsify Lmao he does

[@voidmatic]

1:51 "stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" techno you would have loved the mace in minecraft, I just know it

[@kokirij0167]

Velocity go brrr

[@carloantoniogomorera2445]

Dream: If I can stress him enough, he'll get tilted and play worse. Technoblade: *You cannot murder a person already dead inside.*

[@sage4327]

this is the best comment here lmao

[@redsusoverparadise2700]

Oof

[@kinologan5074]

That potato war took a lot

[@spawnsir9531]

TECHNO L

[@redsusoverparadise2700]

@@spawnsir9531 *L* boo he didn't even get 10-0

[@andrewbach42]

MrBeast: He's carving wood, he's trolling Techno: ADHD

[@lesleyzore987]

the video: constant screaming tecno: stays cool

[@bjarnereuter3194]

Techno you won!!! You had the better gaming chair

[@vfxcyclone]

Wth 1.3K likes 2 comments (not including this)

[@discord.]

@@vfxcyclone 1.5k**

[@discord.]

@@vfxcyclone in 4 minutes

[@mysticalyborn4886]

"I clearly didn't take my adhd medicine before this" got me

[@minanordstrom124]

Not me either so I feel you Techno

[@nadian848]

Timestamp?

[@manuelgutierrez6707]

@@nadian848 4:26

[@elishacoates1578]

i relate sooo much to that lol

[@bepsi_nosimp]

ADHD medicine is riddlen

[@Ibby18]

For those wondering, the crafting table was actually a glitch where you could easily combo another player and thats why Dream said in chat "WHAT". Rest in Peace King

[@ErhesMellote]

You have revealed our secret. The elders will decide your faith

[@s-idney]

You fool! You know not the forbidden words you spread 😱

[@PyGrafter]

you messed up the forbidden secrets of minecraft elders...This could be a netflix series..

[@samscorch8252]

His fate is sealed.

[@JoshuaShort-le5sl]

The elders would like to have a word with you, you have caused a mass disturbance among the Minecraft population. Your Fate will be decided by the council

[@glacoxYT]

Plot twist : there is no editing and he is actually analysing while fighting

[@depressoespresso5904]

:O

[@toto8351]

U:

[@fundyourfuture3008]

That would be amazing

[@Frostedlyre]

He’s so powerful that he can pause everything and still talk

[@zFREE11]

he paused all of time and pulled up ms paint to show a diagram mid fight

[@Raven-ji8wn]

I’m never going to use Pythagorean theorem outside of scho-

[@soda_crackerr]

or are you? 👀

[@swi-swi]

DO NOT REMIND ME WE JUST FINISHED THAT-

[@Raven-ji8wn]

@@swi-swi god i hate that stuff

[@cas794]

i have a test about it next monday

[@waterlily7903]

@@cas794 good luck :)

[@clair8150]

“how’d u win 100k dollars??” “i randomly remembered ancient chinese tactics in the middle of a block man fight”

[@xbyxenos3200]

And did something wirh wood on the grund

[@harliv_a075]

😂😂😂😂

[@vaderbuild]

@Cream stfu

[@someidiot544]

@@vaderbuild tf he did to you

[@profected]

IKR

[@erdrinn]

Did anyone else notice that Techno was playing with more ping than Dream and still won

[@darealrexrandom]

Ping, FPS and brightness is a crutch~ Technoblade(How to get good at Blitz SG)

[@buolo]

He also didnt know that in newer version you cant sprint crits anymore

[@habtal2331]

Technoblade: Stay in school kids! Also Technoblade: Welcome back to another episode of skywars, so today i dropped out of college.

[@daskanguru4155]

Technoblade: Stay in school Kids! Also Technoblade: Gets 100k for playing 30 min of minecraft.

[@captainglitter5742]

Hahahhaha funny

[@Ayden_013]

Ok cool

[@No-vu7pc]

To be fair, you master the art of the triangle in high school and that's really all you need in life.

[@bertrammollen]

(Talk's about Pythagoras) Now i know why I'm bad at PVP

[@bigwoofer5518]

When Technoblade started sheering the ground, what he really was doing was using one of Sun Tzu famous tactics, “All war is deception.” Sun Tzu, the art of war.

[@jefvdbs]

Haha -Sun Tzu The Art of War

[@plusxz821]

Ok Boomer -Lao tse,budha and jhianzi se khan

[@rzw-06-20]

Lol Techno axe go brrrrrr - sun tzu art of war

[@Test1C1314]

Just ADHD

[@FootyBits]

How many subs for my puppy

[@herringway434]

"Find a tree. Punch it to collect wood' -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@teamtvvk9382]

Why did this make me laugh

[@herringway434]

@Cream As always, your insight is incredible and highly valued

[@ellywelly0]

ExtremelyOffensive That’s extremely offensive. Why isn’t my insight highly valued?

[@herringway434]

@@ellywelly0 Your insight is highly valued

[@ellywelly0]

ExtremelyOffensive I feel so violated right now

[@wkevinang]

This duel is way better than the Paul vs Tyson fight.

[@Mar408]

Technoblade: Dream has two big mistakes, first he misses most of his crits, second *he challenged me*

[@turbobro02]

Techno: *defeats dream physically in mc* Techno calling dream homeless: *defeats dream mentally in mc*

[@aierurf]

Ues

[@renegadeemperor]

Yeah 😂 that did had affected dream I saw in technos stream

[@nirmala4918]

IT affected dream sooo much thatvhe started bulding a house

[@michaelcang9041]

@Dope panda

[@michaelcang9041]

@Dope Panda

[@ianyourgod]

dream: "it's over Technoblade, I have the high ground" techno: "you underestimate the Pythagorean theorem"

[@peg7439]

sadly for you dream, the official minecraft combat book's tip for fighting spiders will not work on technoblade.

[@unonimous7374]

dont try it

[@benjaminsenora6449]

Copied comment

[@adelie-912]

@@benjaminsenora6449 yeah the same comment is right below this one

[@thebraindeadz5590]

But this time dream was darth mail and technoblade was kenobi

[@Profilemango4660_]

The fact that this was a 1v1 of the best minecraft players for a battle to the death for all that glory and 100k$ This was just an interruption to techno while he was farming potatoes

[@MrNexis3]

Dream: It's over Techno! I have the high ground! Techno: Well, according to the Pythagorean theorem that puts you at a disadvantage. 02.07.22 Even though Techno has the high ground now, he would still probably find some ancient tactic and destroy us all. Rest in peace, King.

[@sandermagnusson9734]

lmao

[@dixtir69]

TECHNOSMART

[@aze6358]

I mean he's not wrong xd

[@MNGLD-do2kc]

Aye skware plos bea skuare ekwuls see scware

[@imagirlnamedricha6387]

M4NGL3D 1212 teach me how to speak minecraft enchanting table as fluent as you, sensai.

[@jj7045]

Dream: I’ve been training 3 hours a day Techno: I don’t think you know who I am *spends 10 hours farming potatoes in a video game each day*

[@theplaylistcollector2910]

The dedication we all wished we had

[@lamapower9939]

Keeps the likes that 69

[@אורוידןפלד-י3ק]

Actually he was averaging 11 hours a day.

[@Ashfer2]

I thought Techno was also training 3hr/day. That's what Chris said in the video.

[@blankblank1661]

J J Didn’t he stated that pushed himself to do 15 hours on most of those days and went straight to sleep?

[@charlieanderson5609]

During pvp: Dream: focusing on techno Techno: oooh shearing ground is cool

[@sophiamariegonzales7922]

Thats because he Got distracted since he Clearly didn’t take his ADHD meds *sighs* ohh Techno

[@meenamathew8248]

and techno proceeds to win

[@qshqde1259]

Your at 999 likes should I do it?

[@YOUNGMAYOG]

Keep at 999

[@natlhn6768]

@@meenamathew8248 and the fact that techno doesn't even know how to crit and still won

[@NotnotADHD]

I feel like dream and TECHNOBLADE are a really good analogy of die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

[@Alefontanaz]

never thought this way, it does make sense

[@user_.9288]

Dream: *has 1 million iq* Techno: *_has ancient Chinese methods_*

[@takumiinoui2166]

dream: i have high iq techno: i think i do too, but i don't know man im not smart *ba dum tssss*

[@davidgumazon]

As long as it's not Corona we're all good with Chinese methods

[@Slendermən]

@SEAN LOWRANCE Doubt.

[@abdellahgaming1412]

Correction Dream: has 10iq Technoblade: has unlimited iq

[@jacknugent3106]

@SEAN LOWRANCE if its not speedruning or parcor he would win

[@rayhanaditya9274]

Plot twist: hes actually doing the analysis during the duel

[@frogoyes7611]

Lmao

[@chefbenito1]

Lmao

[@alanplayz6181]

Plot twist he made this Analysis before the duel

[@thrasherdawg]

chefbenito gameing plot twist he made the analysis before he played minecraft

[@blankblank1661]

Plots twist, this video is what got him into college

[@ohgl9472]

"i swear i drop kicked that child in self defense" - technoblade

[@sover1723]

lmfaoooo

[@ryutae6151]

@@sover1723 no

[@sover1723]

@@ryutae6151 ***demonitized***

[@qaurito8081]

"They curb stomped that toddler!" -Technoblade

[@PrinceGemJ]

*-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Paradoxkiddo]

We still don't know what the tactical crafting table does...

[@gretadelaroca6599]

its to craft some more gapples.

[@chicharonn]

Strikes fear into the heart of your enemies

[@unit0023]

in all seriousness it makes your opponent think you’re crafting so you can surprise them when you exit the menu and start attacking. best done if they’re approaching from behind.

[@landodee]

Dream's strat: Axe Crit, Use the Shield effectively, Beat Techno at his own version. Techno's Strat: Place a crafting table, Find a tree to obtain wood, Shed the wood, become a communist, use Chinese war tactics.

[@dottisred]

lol

[@JayV300]

Agree

[@TimDaOne]

And that's why Techno won

[@page2877]

Truly a mastermind

[@kalvkorv8705]

Does anyone know what client they were using?

[@Um_Kaye]

Techno: *tries to raise shield but shears the ground instead* His ADHD: "Ooooo, what's this?"

[@lexwhy554]

Reminds me of that one time I stripped every log in forest when I discovered that feature XD

[@anoszymekk7760]

OwO*

[@spagetheee8121]

@@lexwhy554 xD

[@MeHowdy]

OwO what's this?

[@datguy0416]

What is ADHD?

[@hugh4245]

MrBeast: look he is carving the wood he is trolling Techno: ADHD

[@ewanscott8482]

R

[@lindsitruelock5632]

R

[@iandugger1168]

R..?!!!

[@ponetu]

R

[@alostpotato2269]

R

[@jwzc]

It feels weird knowing that im watching content made by someone who is no longer alive RIP Techno

[@kevins3821]

Dream: "If I can stress him enough, he'll get tilted and play worse" Techno: "Jokes on you! I'm always stress beyond what mortal could ever achieve"

[@burj9842]

It's suppose to be "Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!"

[@dixtir69]

@@burj9842 thats not what Techno said so

[@CounterMS]

@@burj9842XD

[@mcshazer3115]

Prabhakar Singh OMG😱😱😱😱 STILL USING EMOJIS IN 2020!?!?!?! WHAT EVEN IS KZbin?!?!

[@prabhakarsingh2745]

@@mcshazer3115 Umm who are you talking to?! I didn't say a word!!

[@sanjeevmaharaj9358]

Plot twist: Techno was doing this analysis during the fight

[@penguinboi_2448]

Maybe that's why he didn't get the 10 - 0 victory

[@unblownfx6242]

hussain gulome No, that was because he was using a steering wheel

[@songd7466]

@@unblownfx6242 wasn't*

[@unblownfx6242]

Songviet Dau yeah, you’re right

[@meatloath]

That's what any anime protagonist would do.

[@SnowmanHaqs]

Lets point out the fact he won the 1.16 duels whenever he stripped the logs. Coincidence??? I think not....

[@newnature5803]

Oh wow I didn’t even notice that

[@normalostrich6250]

The true power move

[@balazsbalazs3926]

It's just a theory A GAME THEOREY

[@kingborderlands2170]

Forbidden PvP lesson

[@treeyee9790]

Only true gamers know what that does

[@elliejf]

i still break down laughing at his comprehensive knowledge of ancient china joke. i’ve been a subscriber to technos channel since below 200k, and he’s inspired me so much. other gaming youtubers just scream at the camera, but technos videos have infinite replay value because of his storytelling and impeccable comedic timing. technoblade never dies 💕👑💕

[@enderforces7013]

techno: beats dream by using ancient china war lessons squid kid: here it is, another one

[@flaccid6246]

Sun Tzu: “I don’t actually remember writing techno blade never dies but eh, I’ll just leave it like that”

[@skilledskeleton3124]

Lmao 😂

[@ItzSkeeler]

666 likes

[@Sundstroell]

Another one bites the dust

[@user-xf6ox6zx4w]

,.,.

[@ginbe.aoyama]

*"WE WIN THESE"* -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

[@reymielnadela817]

Why can I hear this

[@oceanpiggy]

@@reymielnadela817 lol

[@reymielnadela817]

Wait, 3 minutes ago I'm the 100th like, NOW IT'S 227 WTF

[@bawicz0]

♥️TECHNO SUPPORT ♥️

[@technobladesmom6808]

*I dropped out of college for this* -Nerd

[@waterlily7903]

“Fortunately I have something Dream doesn’t...” Of all the things I thought he was going to say, *“...comprehensive knowledge of ancient China”* was *not* what I was expecting 😂

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

tbh after watching his skyblock videos multiple times, I knew it could've only been either a sun tzu quote, or a chinese history reference, or just both combined lol

[@lancetheking7524]

what next, a Japanese history reference

[@heidichan8821]

such nerds

[@nicolem1887]

@@lancetheking7524 it's always chinese

[@thaatmatt]

You're clearly new around here, welcome

[@starhalv2427]

Quick reminder: Technoblade won this without knowing sprinting disables crits. Ofc knowledge is part of skill so it doesn't mean Dream was less skilled than the result would imply- but it does mean that the rematch would've been pretty much one-sided after Techno learned that.

[@fireberg780]

"Stay in School kids..." - Technoblade, The Art of Hypocrisy

[@Maussiegamer]

lmao

[@fetishimo6208]

lmao

[@boat1909]

stfu

[@fetishimo6208]

@@boat1909 why so aggressive?

[@ProtocolAbyss]

@Boat Jeez calm down kid

[@Manticks]

everybody gangsta till techno pulls out the comprehensive knowledge of ancient china

[@zhorary]

his true power

[@monkemanballz5349]

Lol

[@nimishmanav6481]

Yes

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

I hear his backup plan if Minecraft KZbinr doesn't work out is a history teacher

[@itsyaboichipsahoy3392]

POGGG

[@liam82706]

Techno: “Stay in school kids.” Also Techno: drops out of college.

[@ExistentialSublime]

Pretty sure he's speaking from experience

[@isawsomethingishouldnt]

That just make sense techno blade doesn't need to stay in college to be good at PVP

[@FrodosBeutel]

he graduated, he just made a rest from college at this time

[@googane7755]

If his KZbin career didn't take off he would've stayed in college. Luckily it did and it was smart to have a backup plan.

[@a-a-ron4711]

guys it was obviously a joke don't take it seriously

[@_Techie_]

Cant believe it has been 10years since Techno started his channel.... Technoblade never dies!!

[@morguesyndrm]

love the fact that his voice over matches his character’s movements when he says “oh right, $100,000.” LIKE LMFAO

[@Turki.alshayea]

Wdym? Timestamp

[@leolow5261]

@@Turki.alshayea 4:33

[@boldbriggan]

This was during a legitimate fight too. He had to move his character to remind himself

[@cure5626]

haha lol! lmfao!!! so funny!@ lol!÷@

[@SuNNy-yj4mf]

@@cure5626 You wish you could be this funny

[@ceranos]

How is this guy the funniest guy ever while being so monotone

[@eggmeister6641]

it's the absurdity of what he's saying, coupled with the utter lack of enthusiasm in his voice. he says stress-invoking things in a completely calm and unprovoking manner.

[@damn8565]

welcome to the technoblade channel

[@abra8031]

Try watching penguinz0 youll love him if u like this form of comedy with a witty vocab

[@Melly2311]

Lop

[@bigbrainluffy1270]

Hello momo lord of momo dynasty 🙇‍♂️

[@fryingpan4650]

Plot twist He’s filming the analysis during the duel

[@TheOfficialBlueTheRaptor]

@Light ok

[@corvusrecollection]

Because he is the master himself

[@Person-rz1ur]

just like anime

[@SinCosILoveIt]

@@Person-rz1ur Ofc

[@Random_account444]

Put wings on your profile pic and rename yourself to flying pan

[@halfblood9589]

2:28 that forbidden knowledge went away along with him ☹️☹️

[@Highlander48]

My guess id it was a distraction or to confuse dream. Think about if your opppenent just randomly places a crafting table that would kinda confuse you. Thats my guess

[@Terminatorgoats7]

Hes joking it aint a strat😂

[@theianfleming97]

i came for the analysis, stayed for the most underrated dry humor i'v ever heard

[@plewkid6750]

“Now the first thing I need to do is find a tree and punch it to collect wood

[@rainrhapsody2411]

Bro me too

[@abhinandanpatil8168]

"But his first was challenging me" lool

[@link007ro9]

Well its technoblade what did u expect

[@shirouchi_mfs]

@@plewkid6750 I CANT---

[@puip6918]

“of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place” - technoblade 2020

[@xtxl]

He sounds like the guy from Casually explained when he says that

[@cocacoaguy]

best quote ever

[@jordanheard9821]

I read this right im time with when he said it and immediately started screaming ahha

[@janachochoroska7850]

I WAS SCREAMING WHEN HE SAID THAT FOR SOME REASON

[@Joelactic]

@@saintespionage 5:07

[@r.4403]

“We all know his first mistake was challenging me in the first place”

[@noobzz5205]

Lol

[@sudeepsingh1298]

I'm surprised dream actually did much better than my expectations. I was hoping for 5-0,3-2 victory for techno.

[@noobzz5205]

@@sudeepsingh1298 i actually thought the results would be 6-4 and it happened

[@ericschnautz6603]

Kinda sad that Dream lost because he could've used that money to buy better software to cheat in speedruns.

[@noobzz5205]

@@ericschnautz6603 dream is also a good player and they split their money

[@murphthegangster]

This is the first video of Technoblades I ever watched, every now and then I come back to this video and I never know what to feel, happiness because I found Technoblade, and sadness as Technoblade is no longer with us. I’m glad he was here, as a world that lost Technoblade is far better in my eyes than a world that never had him. Technoblade never dies.

[@thunderblade6710]

dude same i miss him so much

[@monky4640]

wise words

[@pandagames3193]

This would have been a lot easier for Techno if he hadn‘t used a steering wheel

[@Nonessentialsquid]

Actually imagine tho. That would be so funny if he did and won

[@Not_Lilly42]

If Dream was so bad that this would work, this wouldn't be a fight to begin with.

[@possumgames6921]

well I mean he had to handicap himself to make it fair for dream

[@NexusArenaOp]

@@possumgames6921 lmao

[@rayan-sf3dp]

Dream training: playing duels with good players Techno training: studying the history of king Zheng

[@ulloriaqhansen3830]

Gnylo shut the f up

[@Z31_300zx]

Gnylo jeez get out of the comments you swine

[@twistduck]

@Gnylo kid shutup you literally just comment random people that comment on your thing, no one cares about your lies

[@hershey8004]

@@twistduck I'm pretty sure this guys a bot and he prob has bottled subs

[@moriarty5863]

Was it Zain or Zheng? I'm sure it was Zang because Zain does not sound like an ancient Chinese king.

[@WPalada]

*Everyone’s POV:* OMG THIS IS THE MOST INTENSE MINECRAFT BATTLE I’VE EVER SEEN! *Technoblade’s POV:* hehehe wood go chop chop

[@bidetsupremacy1698]

Gotta show that dominance you know?

[@technobladesmom6808]

*we win these*

[@alexcalyx]

He said that he was actually really scared

[@prisssss]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tylerdavis7563]

1000 like Pog

[@ArfeCobrado]

can't believe it's already 2 Years since the legend has died,RIP TechnoBlade😢😢😢

[@Meowxdwild]

im assuming techno was the last to leave the discord call because he was occupied with stripping every log on the map dont change my mind goodbye

[@sam14yearsago70]

He was privately talking with the MrBeast guys and Dream for sooo long and later on was still in a call with Dream about 2 hours after the match

[@ProbablyRv]

@@sam14yearsago70 source ?

[@SF-op5ix]

Pia Anonym rly? That’s nice

[@shaminashaikh1012]

@@ProbablyRv reddit

[@mrbanana4536]

Mate we could see them in the call on their discord server

[@gooseman913]

now the shearing wood is very ADHD but no one has thought about how remembering chinese war strategies is also insanely ADHD

[@cracklyfish3039]

212 likes but no comment

[@siouxsie_s]

The duality of ADHD....

[@teresar6348]

Or the potatoes....

[@bredboi3873]

me who has ADHD: indeed

[@cyrusspitama]

as a person with adhd I approve lol

[@darkredsrevenge6154]

It's been two months since his last upload. I'm worried about him becaus- *P o t a t o w a r 4*

[@iliakouras1973]

He streams weekly

[@rname7410]

he streams lol

[@dinsbf]

@@iliakouras1973 what channel does he stream on? or what platform?

[@Hello-jm9gx]

I hope that would be epic

[@AalyMae]

While I know he streams, he has been on skyblock a l o t recently. Anytime he is on hypixel it's skyblock 90% of the time :)

[@Random72898]

The say it with me "Not even close" was soooo iconic rest in peace the blood god

[@cruelassassin2445]

Techno: wins with low ground Obi wan: ‘visible confusion’

[@jweezus.]

Yes

[@toastytoast9800]

Obi wan obviously didn't learn ancient pvp tactics, those have been lost to history

[@Kaelfreese]

Except for the fact that obi wan was only tricking anakin into getting the high ground so he’d have the low ground

[@drbladerz5530]

@@Kaelfreese aah, i see

[@bryzenishizuka9961]

Techno is Obi wan secret arch nemesis

[@courtneydzbynski4283]

This is proof of technoblades skill, he’s a hero among the minecraft community and has been a great person. I hope his last moments were of happiness because of his accomplishments. Goodbye technoblade, you will be missed. You will never truly die in our hearts

[@sakenxo]

He’s gone now 😔

[@courtneydzbynski4283]

@@sakenxo he will never truly be gone. His impact was huge and he should be proud

[@Bestgamer123-l9j]

He is gone 😰😰😰😰😰😰😓

[@birdssittingonatree]

Rest in peace techno:(

[@manavsanga]

❤️rip legend

[@max10dler]

See the problem is that Dream was up against two opponents: Techno, and Techno’s ADHD

[@somerandomperson4143]

Joshawn Bandoo bruh stop speaking jeberish plz

[@Elemental-Phoenix]

@@joshawn8354 It's a blessing and a damned curse. You hyperfocus on anything you're interested in, at the cost of no focus for anything you arent.

[@rekk1215]

Joshawn Bandoo It’s not that bad if you are able to get medicine, personally I take pills every morning. It doesn’t give you superpowers it just makes certain things way harder than for a normal person.

[@rekk1215]

Elemental_Phoenix you said it way better than my sorry excuse for an attempt at answering

[@KgStraying]

Joshawn Bandoo I have adhd and I can confirm this is true

[@bayuarkaan6242]

wish cancer didnt exist...

[@wales1989]

Yes

[@Cagy74]

it does

[@Dafreakboi]

Techno: Stay at school kids, it makes you better at PvP Also Techno: Drops out of college to play more Minecraft

[@Windmillc]

Techno was too smart for college so he dropped out.

[@swiss9999]

yessir

[@mangocat4820]

But didn't he get an English Major degree though?

[@Extrinoo]

too be fair he dropped out of college because yt was financially good, but that gave me a good laugh

[@okoala9804]

Yeh he was just to good for college

[@mitingtwotch]

Dream: sweating intensely Technoblade: Ah yes the Pythagorean theorem

[@Clownpissgaming]

@gnylo No how about no All your vid are awful

[@spiciestspeckofdust7844]

ah yes, ancient chinese war tactics

[@daffaat]

its very important on mc pvp tho

[@meilanchen1083]

@Gnylo You actually think I will beleive that? Lmao

[@actually-will1606]

Sums up dream pretty well

[@Nyiko_]

Remember kids: History and Math could help you win a Minecraft battle or two.

[@oDerpy]

Or two million

[@kencarsonmyking]

ImNyikoYT and a crafting table

[@IspyPUG]

ImNyikoYT Good thing im asain.

[@bhavanitk7197]

S

[@zernox69]

Remember kids : don't do drugs

[@knightmare1242]

Damn its been 3years now since that duel i feel like im getting old