“Where Zeus’ libido would ruin everything” is a top 10 History Matters line for sure.
@jefferyhanderson78498 ай бұрын
That is almost 50% of Greek Mythology explained in one sentence.😂
@Marinealver8 ай бұрын
Could make a whole Doujin out of it.
@KameroonEmperor8 ай бұрын
Alongside "At Dunkerque the French fought the incoming Germans, while the British bravely ran away"
@MrSteveK11388 ай бұрын
Greek Mythology summarized in one line.
@CanadaMMA8 ай бұрын
The hardest I've ever laughed at a History Matters video was in the "When did rulers stop leading troops into battle" video, when they showed Liz repelling out of a helicopter with an assault rifle.
@rafaw3878 ай бұрын
This channel should be called “Answering questions you didn’t know you had”
@PhilippusPistor8 ай бұрын
I actually had it, but I'm too busy to look it up.
@TheManFromOctober8 ай бұрын
@@PhilippusPistorI can’t believe I never considered it before
@malcolmabram29578 ай бұрын
Mount Olympus is not the hardest climb for a fit walker. I would have thought many Greeks realised they could go up it and meet the gods.
@SantaFe194848 ай бұрын
Why didn't (whatever) happen?
@bunnerkins8 ай бұрын
I totally had this question, it just didn't occur to me that this question could be answered.
@stonedtowel8 ай бұрын
A guy running up a mountain with every intention to fight a literal god in his mind is the epitome of gigachad
@thekeeperofpromise8 ай бұрын
Kratos?
@pricel141l8 ай бұрын
The funny thing with most ancient pantheons is that you clearly shouldn't blaspheme about them but there was few problem to actually confront them like you would yell to your neighbor about how he left his chariot full of olives in front of your house
@authorofone8 ай бұрын
@@pricel141lwell yes. The Greek gods were seen as being the creators of man, so if man could be petty, shitty, and awful, so could the gods. You couldn’t call Zeus a goat fucker but you could yell at him for the rain wiping out your harvest.
@erlinacobrado79478 ай бұрын
*gets exiled by the entire city-state, his house burned to the ground*
@blank_jenkins8 ай бұрын
i'm not gonna spoil it, but Tortilla Flat is highly recommended
@kostas03528 ай бұрын
As a greek who actually went on a hike on mount Olympus i saw no gods up here, only trash cans and a random guy shouting about olives
@Ironman1o18 ай бұрын
Sounds like Zeus to me.
@tbotalpha81338 ай бұрын
@@Ironman1o1 He's really let himself go, these past few millennia.
@DerREALpatrich8 ай бұрын
@@tbotalpha8133Give the man a break. Nobody's worshiped his friends for Centuries
@Kaiyanwang828 ай бұрын
@@Ironman1o1 In case was Poseidon, still mad that his horse lost to an olive tree. I mean the city is Athens now, and for a long time - bruh, let it go.
@atakd8 ай бұрын
I found a book you could sign on a concrete pillar. I also found a full rucksac belonging to an unnamed German in a gully on the way up. Seemed like it had been there a long time but nobody had heard of anyone going missing on the mountain.
@AC-py9dk8 ай бұрын
1:35 "How far to France?" I can't with this channel man. 😂😂😂
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@AC-py9dk8 ай бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE cringe
@aiiv78398 ай бұрын
Same! Neither can Saint Peter!
@r.i.peperoniiiiroh96258 ай бұрын
I took a screenshot of that it’s gonna be my next background for my laptop
@gravitykat7148 ай бұрын
Is that supposed to be vice chancellor Hess
@richardplexx8 ай бұрын
"Because the pantheon was hardly going to be hanging out in Persia, were they?" They did, in fact, accept that Ethiopia (their word for "anywhere past Egypt") was where they took their summer vacations and I believe it's even attested to in the Iliad.
@wiel59088 ай бұрын
could they move the palace with them?
@ginkiba38 ай бұрын
Can confirm. The Greek gods were so done with the Achaeans and the Trojans that they went to a hot African vacation since the Ethiopians were apparently so pious that they could party with the pantheon.
@Alfonso1620088 ай бұрын
I have no idea if what you're saying is true or if you're just joking (at this point I could believe almost anything that would be said about that mythology lol), but the idea of gods needing to have summer vacations from... whatever it is that they were doing, is hilarious 😂😂
@paulcalixte22238 ай бұрын
@@Alfonso162008 I mean, Hera probably got a timeshare down there from how many time's she's lost it dealing with Zeus
@ComfortsSpecter8 ай бұрын
Vibey Beautiful Place Cradle Of Humanity and All
@quuaaarrrk80568 ай бұрын
The text on the votive inscription being smaller at the end because of the writer underestimating the needed space is much appreciated!
@seronymus7 ай бұрын
Many such cases!
@RMProjects7858 ай бұрын
I like how this is a new style of video that doesn't focus on border changes/conflicts but rather society and culture.
@Spacey_key8 ай бұрын
As of now academics value these little topics more than the grand history
@egregius93148 ай бұрын
And it's exactly a question I once wondered about, so there's that familiar aspect.
@sarasamaletdin45748 ай бұрын
@Spacey_key Academics value both. But events is not merely glorifying “great men” history. Cultural history is important but so is political history and other historical topics
@Spacey_key8 ай бұрын
@@sarasamaletdin4574 buddy this is what my professor told me, and the reason for that is because it's really hard to tell anything new regarding the grand history, while there is a lot of previously untouched topics in the aspects of everyday life
@robinrehlinghaus19448 ай бұрын
@@Spacey_key That depends on perspective. Little aspects like this are necessarily related to the grand history; it consists of them - plus the great majority of people doesn't know much about the grand history either. And it's not like we could stop teaching it one day; as if there were a point in which any aspect of history were 'finished'.
@ISAF_Ace8 ай бұрын
It would have been funny if someone built a palace up there one night and demolished it the next just to troll all the locals.
@austinclements80108 ай бұрын
found out what im doing with a time machine xD
@zawwin18468 ай бұрын
Unless you have some serious magic, building a palace at that height is already hard enough, but to do it in one night would be impossible
@flaviushonorius46298 ай бұрын
@@zawwin1846🤓☝️ ( humour lost )
@willfakaroni58088 ай бұрын
@@zawwin1846not like a real place just a facade of one
@ecurewitz8 ай бұрын
The locals simply wouldn’t allow it. They wouldn’t want to anger the gods
@Gamerguy8268 ай бұрын
1:35 "How far to France?" 😆 Saint Peter: "Bruh."
@gideonmele15568 ай бұрын
*gets a big stick and starts pushing it back down “3rd time this week”
@tigertankerer8 ай бұрын
It's Jesus. Look at holes in hands.
@s3m1f648 ай бұрын
that's Jesus
@Gamerguy8268 ай бұрын
@@tigertankerer Oh, OK. I didn't notice those.
@calmbbaer8 ай бұрын
Pity poor France: So far from heaven, so close to Germany!
@awesomehpt89388 ай бұрын
Bit of an uphill struggle if you ask me.
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@ThatGuyFromEgypt8 ай бұрын
Shut up and take my like!
@GRANOLA778 ай бұрын
*slow clap*
@Patrick-y4d1z8 ай бұрын
Alright Sissyphus, straight to Tatarus with ya.
@kgpspyguy8 ай бұрын
*throws trash can at you.
@larkivisto8 ай бұрын
0:26 "Dear Zeus I got you an apple and some honey but I ate it on the way please don't be mad at me" 🤣
@alt_zaq1_esc8 ай бұрын
Love you, Bye (in minuscule carving)
@maxwell68818 ай бұрын
Its like that meme where someone goes "I tripped and accidentally ate a shawarma and apple slices"
@martinmortyry74448 ай бұрын
"Dear Zeus, I made you a cookie, but I eated it."
@varoonnone71598 ай бұрын
@@martinmortyry7444 Ate it, you unschooled heathen
@natheriver89108 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@MustacheCashStash1258 ай бұрын
The top of Mount Olympus was where James Bissonette’s base was
@pabcu25078 ай бұрын
Now, his base is on the moon
@jhon63788 ай бұрын
@@pabcu2507 Soon enough,it'll be Mars
@DavidLimofLimReport8 ай бұрын
Now it's ogly boogly's base to take over the world
@marcoleal74668 ай бұрын
You mean where the...Basonette...was
@MichaelThomas-dx8gd8 ай бұрын
😂
@rkr98618 ай бұрын
1:02 AT LEAST ON EARTH THAT IS Though the tallest mountain in the solar system, on Mars, is Olympus Mons which is latin for, you guessed it, Mount Olympus.
@barosz1237 ай бұрын
Thank you for pointing out the obvious point. We wouldn't have made it out without you.
@vulpes70797 ай бұрын
That's the highest mountain on a planet. Olympus Mons is 21.9km tall. There is an impact crater called Rheasilvia on the asteroid Vesta, at the center of which is a peak that's approximately 22.5km tall
@vulpes70797 ай бұрын
Complimentary fun facts, Olympus Mons' very top is actually outside Mars' atmosphere, its area is comparable to that of Poland and the climb up to the top is so smooth you might not even notice it's a climb, nor be able to make out the mountain in the far distance
@JosePineda-cy6om7 ай бұрын
@vulpes7079 wrong. Martian Mount Olympus is NOT outside Mars, atmosphere. You can check NASA's website: pressure at its top is between 1/200 and 1/500 that at the bottom of Mariner Canyon, but it's NOT a void. Please stop propagating this factually wrong factoid, it's been debunked a number of times, let it die. Next you'll cite this other false factoid, that the separation between railroad tracks has something to do with Roman horses...
@pessien84746 ай бұрын
Maybe the Gods are there?! Have the greeks tried to climb that one?
@Deltaflot17018 ай бұрын
"Otherwise WW2 would have taken a really odd turn", fell out of my chair on that one! :D
@aiiv78398 ай бұрын
One of my favorite History Matters jokes so far!
@kieragard8 ай бұрын
I don't get this joke. I must be missing something.
@stischer478 ай бұрын
@@kieragard If above the clouds was truly Heaven, as planes flew above the clouds in WWII, they would run into the Pearly Gates and St. Peter. Hence the sign "How far to France" by the Allied pilot.
@kieragard8 ай бұрын
@@stischer47 that's silly people would think that, lol
@rfichokeofdestiny8 ай бұрын
@@kieragardA lot of people take things very literally.
@Nyx7738 ай бұрын
1:12 "Don't over think it!" 🌼 Words to live by
@stevencooper44228 ай бұрын
Not to mention the folk who climbed Mt. Olympus and experienced stormy weather would've thought that was the battle against the gods themselves. They weren't looking for personages.
@dabbasw318 ай бұрын
As with every somehow mystical story: You can overthink every myth, every fairy tale, every fantasy story - but you do not have to.
@seronymus7 ай бұрын
@@dabbasw31please read the beautiful free book Genesis Creation and Early Man
@NicoBabyman1Ай бұрын
Zeus! Your son has returned, I bring the destruction of Olympus!
@RoyalKingOliver8 ай бұрын
This is weirdly the most religious video on this channel And I absolutely love all the jokes in this one
@ssl35468 ай бұрын
Why weirdly? Because you would prefer a video about Thor and friends? Obviously that would be good to have but this is was an important question to answer and the Greek gods are just as real as Thor was.
@gigigigi9558 ай бұрын
Same
@eduardomoraes26508 ай бұрын
@@ssl3546the Greek gods are as much a myth as Jehovah too...
@15oClock8 ай бұрын
Well, it’s a very religious question.
@emirefe54528 ай бұрын
@@eduardomoraes2650well one is real and you will go to hell for it
@pacificostudios8 ай бұрын
Japan has the same issue, but the Shinto gods and goddesses are known to be invisible, and that's why there need to be shrines everywhere to tell you where they live. Fortunately, they live nearly everywhere, from the top of Mt. Fuji to off the shore of Itsukushima island. You're never far from a Shinto shrine in Japan.
@AloisAgos2 ай бұрын
So does that make Shinto Shrines fast-travel locations then?
@pacificostudios2 ай бұрын
@@AloisAgos - No, its just a communication point.
@LuigiLitoLL8 ай бұрын
Actually probably one of the best videos on this channel. The humor here is a lot more superb than the other more 'straightforward' videos, probably because the topic at hand isn't at all well documented.
@DardanellesBy1088 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@themandan17028 ай бұрын
0:13 I love that the "Home of the Gods" is represented by the US Capitol Building.
@macleunin8 ай бұрын
It’s so refreshing to see a simple video with a simple question not being stretched to 10min!
@capncake88378 ай бұрын
I’ve wondered this for years. I always just assumed that it was too high up and nobody bothered to climb it until modern times.
@lazaros13128 ай бұрын
i remember being taught in school that climbing the mountain was insulting for the gods so they did everything in their power to stop mortals from doing it but it was probably just a pain in the ass to climb it without modern equipment and the wind wasn't helping it
@NIDELLANEUM8 ай бұрын
Yeah, I also thought their equipment wasn't that good. Like, would you really try to climb up a mountain wearing a tunic and sandals?
@capncake88378 ай бұрын
@@NIDELLANEUM Yeah, that too.
@seneca9838 ай бұрын
@@lazaros1312 From what I've read, it's actually very easy to go up Mt. Olympus. You can almost reach the peak by just walking (uphill) without a need for climbing (though reaching the very peak requires a bit of climbing at the end). Any reasonably fit person with enough time can do it.
@thenoobprincev25296 ай бұрын
Bruh mount Olympus is like 2600 meters(from the sea that is, so way less from the ground around it). It's literally a glorified hill compared to Many mountains in the world, in particular in Asia.
@nicocolarusso57708 ай бұрын
The line "where Zeus' libido would ruin everything" got the Like from me. Not even 10 seconds into this video and I'm 100% on board with wherever this goes
@owenowen2128 ай бұрын
We're so back
@CharlieZColt8 ай бұрын
What’s your preferred ending of New Vegas vault boy?
@Longshanks16908 ай бұрын
The gods don’t really exist on top of Mount Olympus; It’s so over bros, Greece has fallen, millions must pay tribute to the Persians.
@awesomehpt89388 ай бұрын
I think I read somewhere that the classical Greeks believed that the gods had separated themselves from being personally involved in the events of mortals. All the stories such Hercules and the Trojan war where great heroes and gods were present amongst the Greek people happened in the Mycenaean period or before when the world was being created. The story of Hercules and the 12 labours is partly an explanation why no one sees giant hydras and lions and other scary creatures anymore. Because Hercules deals with them all. Maybe the Greeks believed that once you could climb up mount olympus and visit where the gods lived as the titans tried to do during the titanomachy but not anymore.
@boobah56438 ай бұрын
Yes, a recurring theme in Greek thought is that there were various ages, and the Trojan War was the end of the Age of Heroes; after that point the gods were more distant and mere mortals just were... less.
@vanillajack59257 ай бұрын
Kind of similar to modern Christian thought, all the miracles and magic of the Old Testament supposedly happened but God stopped doing stuff like that afterwards.
@anubhavgangwar13837 ай бұрын
@@vanillajack5925 god suddenly stopped doing all the miracles when humans became intelligent 😂😂
@Nilb3rt_117 ай бұрын
Hate to be that guy but it’s Heracles
@boobah56437 ай бұрын
@anubhavgangwar1383 Before you strain something patting yourself on the back, maybe you should find out what 'modern Christian thought' on the subject actually _is._ The most obvious example is the genre of miracle where the faithful finds a holy image that no human could have put there; the archetypal example is finding the face of Jesus in the burn pattern of toast.
@rimabros988 ай бұрын
0:03 you just explained over half of the Greek mythology stories.
@Createrz20158 ай бұрын
He definitely did it to plants
@347Jimmy8 ай бұрын
Most of the other half is "...just as he had betrayed his father before him" 😂
@DardanellesBy1088 ай бұрын
@@347JimmyMaybe more accurately: Zeus’ libido ruined everything - 50% He/She was betrayed and took revenge - 50% I read the full story of Jason and the Argonauts. Those chicks with powers didn’t mess around when they were crossed!
@AvioftheSand7 ай бұрын
What story did he bang a plant? lol. Worst I can recall was turning into a swan and enjoying him some Leda.
@NIDELLANEUM8 ай бұрын
It's nice to see you talking about Ancient History every now and then. By the way, I love that the Greeks' faith was so strong that they simply reacted to "the gods aren't here" as "of course, you fool! You really thought you can *see* the gods and their palace?"
@ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ8 ай бұрын
Pure stupidity
@NIDELLANEUM8 ай бұрын
@@ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ we won't have this conversation, thanks
@ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ8 ай бұрын
@@NIDELLANEUM I smell a coward here
@through-faith-alone7 ай бұрын
Yharnam when you gather more insight 👁️
@AedanTheGrey3 ай бұрын
Its less about rabid faith covering up dissonance and more about an understanding that myths are inherently not literal, unlike the abrahamic faiths or modern cults. There were superstitious folk, yes, but they are described as pitiable and aside from the norm by thinkers of the time.
@Hazzy1138 ай бұрын
You are so good at asking questions I have thought about in the past before completely forgetting
@Shantari3 ай бұрын
The inscription at 0:25 is so cute!!
@mahuk.2 ай бұрын
What a great video. Presented the question, gave the answer, extra context, and managed to fit a few jokes in less than 2 and a half minutes. Man this is a masterclass in how to make great videos.
@thorskjelver85648 ай бұрын
Not enough people are talking about the "at least on Earth, that is" line. Absolute gold.
@Siptom3698 ай бұрын
These history questions start getting a bit more mythical
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@flavius28848 ай бұрын
Well, religion played a big part in history.
@miguelpadeiro7628 ай бұрын
The video didn't touch on myth, it touched on the historical view Greco-Roman peoples had on the idea of Mount Olympus. It's like asking what did Jews think of the Holy Trinity, it touches Christian myth, but it's still an historical question that refers to the historical views of the Jewish people had on Christian theology.
@MrFaorry8 ай бұрын
"Past peoples perceptions of myths and how they shaped their view of the world" is very much still a historical question.
@Quin_Ram8 ай бұрын
Imagine if they found Kratos at the top of the mountain with the bodies of the Greek Gods.
@CharlieZColt8 ай бұрын
Then 1000 years later the same thing happens to a Viking
@josephsarra43208 ай бұрын
That would be shocking for them. Although, if you played the Greek saga games, their bodies basically either A) blowed up such Athena and Zeus, B) disintegrated into whatever element it becomes is such as Hermes' death which his body disintegrates into flies carrying infecting who remains on top of the mountains or Poseidon which his body falls down into the sea and created huge waves of tsunamis flooding everywhere at Greece, or C) confirming your point there, there are actually bodies that you can find which didn't explode depending on the location, Ex: Persephone explodes in God of War: Chains of Olympus, but you see her body in the Underworld in God of War III, Ares blowed up in Athens in God of War I and see his body at Mt. Olympus in God of War III, Erinyes died at the outskirts of Sparta in God of War: Ghost of Sparta and her body was still there, while the other Greek Gods died at either the Underworld or Mt. Olympus itself at different points if you know where to look such as Hades and Hephaestus in the Underworld, Helios and Hera at Mt. Olympus, presumably Aphrodite; although we just assumed at that point where she and her escorts died indirectly due to Gaia's death which her body broke apart and huge chunks of earth fell down on top of the buildings of Mt. Olympus after fighting and killing Zeus inside her body and then kill Zeus again on top of the mountain just to make sure he's dead which is all in God of War III. So, that depends on whatever Greek God you've talked about throughout the saga. The only Greek gods and goddesses that are not killed by Kratos would be Artemis and Apollo which Artemis showed up once in God of War I and never see her again afterwards, and Apollo was mentioned many times, but never showed up in the Greek saga at all. So, yeah, that's all you need to know about that.
@ginowashington83898 ай бұрын
@@josephsarra4320 Did Kratos kill Nike? If not I’ve found another Greek God he didn’t kill. She’s the Greek Goddess of Victory so would that even be possible?
@josephsarra43208 ай бұрын
@@ginowashington8389 No, he didn't actually. Listen, if Kratos killed the King of the Gods, God of Lightning, and Father, Zeus, he can also kill Nike as well.
@paulovinasrocha61668 ай бұрын
@@ginowashington8389in the games. The gods domain was self proclaimed.
@mikecronis8 ай бұрын
Each video is like a life's work of historical effort broken down into 2 minutes.
@cooperross94958 ай бұрын
It's important to remember that people in ancient times still had a concept of metaphors and poetic language like we do. In fact, the idea of taking holy texts literally is actually more of a recent development.
@rfichokeofdestiny8 ай бұрын
We do the same thing today with _our_ model of reality: all of the stuff you learn in physics is actually just a mathematical representation of how reality seems to behave according to our limited perception. But we speak (and often think) as if the math itself actually _is_ the reality it models.
@tokoonz_007 ай бұрын
@@rfichokeofdestiny well, according to Platon, mathematical objects were "more real" than the object we observe directly. So considering that the math itself actually is the reality is hardly a modern point of view :) I agree though with you, we need not to forget that physic models are models and don't represent perfectly the reality, the essence of what makes matter being virtually impossible to catch, since we can only experience reality through our senses.
@bsadewitz7 ай бұрын
@@rfichokeofdestinyEh, not really. That is sometimes how science communicators (including some scientists) present it, but many--if not most--physicists, philosophers of science, etc. do not believe that. David Hume (perhaps the champion of empiricism) wrote: "It is confessed, that the utmost effort of human reason is to reduce the principles, productive of natural phenomena, to a greater simplicity, and to resolve the many particular effects into a few general causes, by means of reasonings from analogy, experience, and observation. But as to the causes of these general causes, we should in vain attempt their discovery, nor shall we ever be able to satisfy ourselves, by any particular explication of them. These ultimate springs and principles are totally shut up from human curiosity and enquiry." For instance, I don't think that most physicists actually believe that "the singularity" is actually a physical aspect of a black hole. It's just where general relativity stops making sense, and we have no established theory of quantum gravity. But the story that's often told (at least implicitly) on KZbin is that singularities are something black holes contain. Now, I'm not a physicist, so maybe some do think that, but I doubt it. The notion of "infinite density" or "infinitely small" is absurd.
@bsadewitz7 ай бұрын
There is another way to view it: what if they were describing literally what they experienced? Do we KNOW that they weren't? How do we know that? How do we know that they did not actually believe--and even perceive--that they were interacting with gods, etc? "Oh, it's all metaphor" is also an assumption. How do we know that people didn't hear "voices" that they ascribed to "gods"? Is that somehow impossible? I'm not saying that they actually were interacting with gods. I'm saying that may have been what they experienced. This is not the majority view, but it is hardly a crackpot idea. One can make a serious case for it. Google Julian Jaynes.
@bsadewitz7 ай бұрын
The concept of "reality" itself is a metaphor. Metaphor is so essential to our language and thought that it may seem like a silly thing to say, but I think it is.
@notaragornelessar489648 ай бұрын
As a Hindu, We also hold the believe the Lord Shiva resides atop Mount Kailash in present day Tibet. Expeditions are not taken there owing to its' sanctity, although there ae legends of spiritually enlightened souls ascending to the top of it.
@nobleman93938 ай бұрын
Have anyone consider using Satellites?
@NIDELLANEUM8 ай бұрын
I wonder if there's an Indo-European connection with how both Hindus and Greeks thought "this mountain is where gods live"
@azlanadil36468 ай бұрын
Hey, dumb question but if the mountain is in Tibet… then why does the Chinese government care about Hindu beliefs? I mean, no offence to Hindus, but the CCP aren’t exactly the most accepting of chaps.
@davidweihe60528 ай бұрын
@@NIDELLANEUM The connection is deeper than that. Why were pyramids built: because they imitated mountains, the logical link between mundane Earth and divine “Sky”. This is endemic to humans.
@YuiFunami8 ай бұрын
@@azlanadil3646 they care enough about buddhist beliefs to claim the dalai lama is reincarnating in china next
@notaragornelessar489648 ай бұрын
“Where Zeus’ libido would ruin everything”- HistoryMatters back with its' top notch wisdom
@BOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOB698 ай бұрын
Hera approves of this comment.
@TheClintonio8 ай бұрын
That WW2 joke was brilliant.
@MrWooaa8 ай бұрын
Thanks for making this. I had wondered about this question and was trying to find a good well thought out answer.
@LucasBenderChannel8 ай бұрын
Not a topic I would've expected to see on this channel! But I'm really glad you decided to cover it :)
@BS-vx8dg8 ай бұрын
Thanks to whoever suggested this topic.
@Arjun09058 ай бұрын
Somehow, as soon as I wonder about a historical topic, this guy makes a video for us. Thank you Mr.
@avakio198 ай бұрын
An interesting change in content, bold. Love it.
@dragonsword22538 ай бұрын
I've had this question for like ten years now. You always answer questions that everyone is curious about but not enough to research it themselves
@lucianoosorio59428 ай бұрын
“I’m heaven sent divine and holy. So don’t even try to approach the Gods, or you get a huge sack like Novgorod!” Ivan the Terrible
@noahtowler84698 ай бұрын
"Hell fella, swell diss" -Alexander the Great
@ryuuducat8 ай бұрын
@@noahtowler8469 "But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella Hella Pissed" -Alexander the OK
@julianius4848 ай бұрын
@@noahtowler8469But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella pissed
@spiffygonzales51608 ай бұрын
Look man. All I'm saying is Eminems been REEEEEAAAAAL quiet since Pompeii started rapping.
@C-Farsene_58 ай бұрын
@@julianius484 “stepping up’s foolish as well as useless, little Vasilyovich let me spell out the list” - Alexander the Goat
@Prauwlet2138 ай бұрын
Love how the channel just answers history questions that we all kind of wonder, but never really focus on enough to ask.
@fiorino45548 ай бұрын
1:35 imagine mistankely bombing heaven thinking it was france
@CaptainKaramelo8 ай бұрын
Funny you’d say that, there’s an expression in German about living in bliss and comfort: “to live like God in France”. 👌
@GuusvanVelthoven8 ай бұрын
@@CaptainKaramelothe Dutch have the same expression
@xymos78078 ай бұрын
St Peter: "Understandable. They piss me off too."
@B3RyL8 ай бұрын
It's fine. No one lives there anyway.
@fiorino45548 ай бұрын
@@B3RyL "lives"
@patrickt6018 ай бұрын
I love that you also talk about ancient times
@pubgoncrack31788 ай бұрын
“Where Zeus’s libido would ruin everything”. best start to a video
@popuppete8 ай бұрын
I’ve always wondered about this but never got around to looking it up. Thanks for answering!
@luke89588 ай бұрын
Please more ancient history!!!
@thebigm75588 ай бұрын
The visual humor is always the best part!
@TooLateForIeago7 ай бұрын
Zeus’s libido didn’t ruin everything so much as represent how the Greeks understood how the universe worked: nature does whatever it pleases to humanity, whether humanity says yes or no.
@AedanTheGrey3 ай бұрын
Its amazing how abrahamic faiths have completely buried the concept of myths being allegorical in nature
@TooLateForIeagoАй бұрын
@@AedanTheGrey Which is crazy, given that Pope John Paul II (who I consider an authority on Abrahamic religion,) once stated, "The Bible itself speaks to us of the origin of the universe and its make-up, not in order to provide us with a scientific treatise but in order to state the correct relationships of man with God and with the universe. Sacred Scripture wishes simply to declare that the world was created by God, and in order to teach this truth it expresses itself in the terms of the cosmology in use at the time of the writer."
@mightypirat98758 ай бұрын
This Channel has undoubtedly the best history/humor ratio.
@MegaHalofan118 ай бұрын
1:40 Did this hoplite get to the top of the mountain? With a Pike? Give that man a medal.
@seneca9838 ай бұрын
Maybe he just walked.
@samiamrg78 ай бұрын
0:25 I love how the words get smaller and smaller and trail off at the end. Incredibly real.
@scientificconsideration82948 ай бұрын
1:19 Zeus did the bush dirty, didn't he?
@TheAppalachianEsq7 ай бұрын
Your little comedic animations always crack me up!
@notaragornelessar489648 ай бұрын
They couldnt go to the top of the mountain because James Bisonnete wasn't ready to sponsor the climbing gear
@n.s.mcmahon61808 ай бұрын
There he is!
@daniel-t8b3q8 ай бұрын
It feels so well to see a History Matters video and then realise that you where one of the first people to see it.
@SirHarryFlashman8 ай бұрын
As you said, a man had to be given the power to see the gods. In the Iliad, Athena gives this power to Diomedes and he goes on a rampage attacking the gods who are helping the Trojans. When Diomedes stabs Ares with a spear, Ares lets out a terrifying roar that alarms both the Greek and Trojan warriors. As they are unable to see the source of the noise, they were petrified.
@LandCrow8 ай бұрын
This is definitely one of your funniest videos
@warron246 ай бұрын
The extent to which ancient peoples genuinely believed in their myths and the extent to which they took them as allegorical is hotly debated. But the ease with which they accepted contradictions in their myths suggests they probably mostly treated them as allegories.
@AedanTheGrey3 ай бұрын
This seems to track with most european and Mediterranean concerns based on my hobbyist digging. Western literalism as a normal concept was primarily spread by the abrahamic faiths, which were noted to be prone to superstition by roman thinkers
@geisaune7938 ай бұрын
Hey great stuff. Okay speaking of topics on ancient history next do a video on how did the ancient world react to the disaster at Pompeii
@RomanMapping1768 ай бұрын
Well done
@jimparsons68037 ай бұрын
A clever and interesting presentation. Liked the reference to WWII's airplanes. More than a few lessons.
@charliespurr73258 ай бұрын
I asked myself this question a few months ago.
@snicket878 ай бұрын
Man, you were really inspired on the subtle jokes on this one! Great!
@phoenixmilburn65988 ай бұрын
0:39 110% some mad lads made there way up there to have a go at it with Zeus for sure 😅😂🤣
@TheRatsintheWalls8 ай бұрын
You've created some of your best visuals in this one.
@zigzgshodzixhoxohxh38008 ай бұрын
Hey History Matters, do you think you will ever return to the 10 minute British history series? Or is it dead for good?
@yarpen268 ай бұрын
He said years ago he abandoned it because it was way too much work for too little an audience.
@josephsarra43208 ай бұрын
Believe me, I wished he would continue it, but abandoned it years ago because of KZbin algorithm. It sucks, but that's the reality.
@johanrodriguez32758 ай бұрын
Well done, ever since i saw Hercules from Disney this question is in the back of my mind, thanks for answering it 😊
@kirbyone8 ай бұрын
It's like how we all know that James Bissonette, Kelly Moneymaker, and the others in the pantheon, (sorry I mean "patreon") exist, but we just assume they can hide themselves from mortals
@АнтонПирожков-б8г8 ай бұрын
When ancient Greeks climb on Olympus, they don’t wanted to see gods, they wanted to see James Bissonnet
@David_Crayford8 ай бұрын
Interesting that you covered Theology. Never expected that. Makes a change from the usual cast list of famous battles.
@beoweasel8 ай бұрын
1:35 Picturing a shellshocked Allies pilot curled up in a fetal position next to his fighter, which is covered in blood, bits of harp, and lots of feathers.
@Helipshon8 ай бұрын
You can tell he had fun animating this one
@angelb.8238 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The Greek philosopher Protagoras is among the philosophers who questioned and doubted the existence and capability of the gods in the philosophical aspect, making him more like an ancient atheist/agnostic man of his time.
@occam73828 ай бұрын
Didn't he also found a cult based on math and establish a theocracy in some Italian city?
@YuiFunami8 ай бұрын
@@occam7382 pretty sure that was pythagoras
@angelb.8238 ай бұрын
@@occam7382 No, you confuse him with Pythagoras, primarily a mathematician, not a philosopher.
@HYDRAdude8 ай бұрын
Fitting that he invented moral relativism then, truly the proto-redditor.
@occam73828 ай бұрын
@@angelb.823, ah, gotcha. Got the names mixed up.
@MusicalGirl23118 ай бұрын
This is actually something I’ve wondered about before. Thank you for giving the answer!
@charlieputzel77358 ай бұрын
0:45 the image of a Greek man climbing Mt. Olympus in order to fight Zeus because he thinks Zeus knocked up his wife is both absolutely hilarious to me and very much something I could see happening.
@muhammadhabibieamiro36398 ай бұрын
Another amazing video
@franciscojavierdelatorreba35548 ай бұрын
2:20 the world become greece
@Totalynormalper5 ай бұрын
Bad ending
@MCsCreations8 ай бұрын
Now I can't stop imagining an ancient Greek at the top of Mount Olympus looking shocked. Thank you very much.
@cursedhfy35588 ай бұрын
The image of war planes crashing through literal biblical heaven is genuinely hilarious tbh. I actually do wonder how the course of modern history would go if we literally could fly into heaven.
@tallshort18498 ай бұрын
If heaven existed
@cursedhfy35588 ай бұрын
@@tallshort1849 Entropy does, so why wouldn't heaven?
@tallshort18498 ай бұрын
@@cursedhfy3558because it's all make believe?
@cursedhfy35588 ай бұрын
@@tallshort1849 No, it's just not so materially literal as you're used to.
@tallshort18498 ай бұрын
@@cursedhfy3558it's supernatural and there is no evidence of the supernatural. Like there's no evidence of supernatural beings like gods and goddess
@dominicaustin60168 ай бұрын
It's massively understated, from us who are born into modernist understandings of 'reality', that that ancient cultures had more fluid and less categorised perceptions of their world. Science/faith, philosophy/mathematics, heaven/earth are recent dichotomies that an ancient greek wouldn't have conceived. To ask the question 'Is there actually a God behind that peak' is making the assumption they framed the world as we did. Love the videos my man, thanks for the uploads.
@AedanTheGrey3 ай бұрын
This. Non-abrahamic societies understood the nature of myth as allegory to understand the world and the divine rather than a superstitious literal interpretation of absolutely truth
@dedrinzypool12098 ай бұрын
First. I've always wondered about that since Olympus isn't that big to climb so any Greek could either be easily spooked or believe it's invisible or that the gods might have been elsewhere.
@uvbe8 ай бұрын
Lost to someone else by 3 seconds RIP
@Diamondking5998 ай бұрын
You ain’t first L
@justinsullivan12857 ай бұрын
A nice change of pace for History Matters.
@Longshanks16908 ай бұрын
History Matters once again proving effortless superiority in the field of “questions about history you’ve thought about before but never enough to actively research the answer for yourself.”
@Unhinged298 ай бұрын
History Matters, answering questions I never thought to research but have always been in the back of my mind somewhere.
@YetAnotherSADXFan8 ай бұрын
I'd love if you (or anyone else for that matter) would make a video/explain the Portuguese "hot summer" of 1975
@Homer-OJ-Simpson8 ай бұрын
NEED MORE OF THIS TYPE OF VIDEO! I love this one because it’s not about politics and or war but just about what people thought about X or Y at the time.
@MatheusLB20098 ай бұрын
Yes, and there they found the palace of James Bisonette
@videonofan8 ай бұрын
This was the video I didn't know I needed until I saw it! Thanks!
@SoDakJason8 ай бұрын
Yes, the ancient Greeks did climb Mount Olympus to see the gods, but James Bissonette turned them away claiming the gods weren't in.
@draspian8 ай бұрын
Listening to the videos of this channel at 1.25x speed is my new favourite thing to do
@notaragornelessar489648 ай бұрын
0:03 : Entire Greek Mythology in a nutshell
@Skarrier8 ай бұрын
Another interesting fact about Greek gods: everyone in ancient Greece actually knew that the mythological gods are representations of the human society with all different aspects (just like titans were representions of the forces of nature), so many, if not all, myths are basically a teachings in a form of fanfictions featuring human society aspects merely given flesh (gods). So, Zeus as an entity in their actual belief system might've actually not been an all-lover, Hades never stole anyone and Heracles never did any of his labours. They were like "Yes, there's Zeus. Yes, he is powerful. Yes, we respect, worship and fear him and his power. But if we make some «classic society moment» fanfics with him making a dozens of children to illustrate the idea better, he isn't gonna be upset at this, we think".
@johnnylollard78928 ай бұрын
That's a big misrepresentation of ancient Greek thought, and highly anachronistic. More like, some Greek philosophers considered the gods as akin to 'metaphysical' or spiritual forces in the world, and this doesn't mean they deny the existence of gods in an ordinary sense either. Aristotle says of Thales, who is considered the first philosopher, that he "supposed that all things are full of gods." And of many Greek writers, we only have fragments. Most philosophers before Socrates don't have a single complete work preserved, just scattered statements quotes later in time. I think it's a little ridiculous to give such a broad stroke to ancient Greece, a culture which is ultimately alien to our own sensibilities.
@ThePowerLover7 ай бұрын
@@johnnylollard7892 This.
@AedanTheGrey3 ай бұрын
@johnnylollard7892 literalism and superstition were derided by greco-roman thinkers, so its not an entirely modern thought process
@skittering8 ай бұрын
oh an ancient history video, I like it, you should do more