The Worst Games You've Never Played #8

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The game featured is 'Largo Winch: Empire Under Threat' for the Playstation 2.
This is the longest single-game review I've ever made, and I might slit my hooves if I ever have to make another that's this length again. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I hated making it!
The song used in the ending Star Wars Patreon ad is made by 'shittyflute' and can be found here: • STAR WARS THEME - shit...

[@Dontsubtothischannelorelse]

*"Its been 84 years."*

[@-thesalemcrow-5941]

Longer than that I'd say

[@nriab23]

@@-thesalemcrow-5941 Titanic :(

[@dexterelias631]

84 year i was born at 1988 september so im virgo my age now is equals_=?

[@Dontsubtothischannelorelse]

@@dexterelias631 Dog, this a KZbin comment section. Not a match class.

[@dexterelias631]

im sorry sir it wont happen again..

[@SigmaSyndicate]

"Largo Winch" sounds like a piece of industrial lifting equipment.

[@MrConnstar]

Ha! To the point where people name it by the brand instead of thing, like; Dyson Vacuum. "Go grab me my Largo mate.. your mum's stuck in the bath again.."

[@aguspurnomo7619]

Cargo Winch?

[@gur262]

Drunk coworker asking for the large old wrench

[@thewraithwriter22]

I honestly thought that's what it was about

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Industrial lifting equipment has more personality than the protagonists of most the games Tennings plays

[@rushnerd]

I swear to GOD I thought Largo's voice over was text to speech. How can any human sound like this?!

[@Xehanort10]

It's a bit like Goldman from House of the Dead. His voice actor sounded like he'd died inside too.

[@NotMikeStoklasa]

Sounds like the text to voice from Mac 10.6

[@doublebrewski1855]

I guarantee it is

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

A good percentage of the characters sound like that

[@gracekim25]

Who’s credited to this character’s voice?

[@anxietywave8735]

When your favorite character dies. PORCA MISERIA, MY BLEEDING HEART!

[@alessiabruno8468]

PORCA MERDA is better. Lmao

[@Swedgetables]

Tennings has taught me to cherish every upload he has, and I will do just that, see you in a few years

[@pyrobison2002]

swedge nice avatar

[@Blueflag04]

He uploaded a new one

[@lilbill1937]

More like 5 months

[@sreten5264]

Now u have 1k likes gg

[@fouadabouhatab8514]

I'm almost certain the voice is just automatically generated.

[@Siegberg91]

As automatical as human produce shit.

[@jsun7972]

Me too. Sounds so robotic. Maybe the voice actor bailed on them at the last minute so they did this instead for free 😆

[@dhemong]

yea, man.

[@AndroidFerret]

The voice isn't automatically generated... But that's the actual speaker who lent Google's assistant his voice ;)

[@noahsichel5080]

@@AndroidFerret no way prove it

[@bipoc-alypesproductions198]

"Sorry for my voice" Me: its okay, i dont mind that you're irish

[@emperorjames794]

Thank you. I've been looking for a game containing a two-headed gorilla, a vast international poison milk conspiracy, and an autistic billionaire for a long time. My quest now concludes.

[@Xehanort10]

The poison milk industry is a thriving business.

[@SilvianPenguin123]

Total f-bombs on this channel: 830 44 in this video alone

[@PikminandOatchi]

Absolute Madlad.

[@sebasw3359]

Ethan Lee you need that bomb to fight against coppa and ftc

[@sharkbyte1565]

I literally just remembered him searched up his name to see if he uploaded anything and the next thing I know a video from him was uploaded less then 15 minutes ago "a surprise sure but a welcome one"

[@VacantHaven]

Signs from the universe

[@Tennings]

Hate when my dad comments on my videos.

[@sharkbyte1565]

@@Tennings let me tell you you might not upload often but the quality of your videos more then makes up for it

[@a_san_t]

@BarrowInFurnessRailYardz holy shit, didn't even know reseevoir dog had an official game

[@ronin4902]

0:40 "My favourite character, Zelda - HE always plays ocarinas" 👏😂🤣

[@hrriva]

I nearly had a blew my lid when i heard that

[@el-kiote]

So this was supposed to be a joke?

[@iiinterpreter]

@@el-kiote most certainly

[@mineplaymod9000]

My brain did die for a second lol

[@parademik_17]

I love link she’s one of my favorite video game princesses.

[@amyrose7727]

"Tennings? That's a name I haven't heard in years..."

[@floatinghamstick]

*takes a long drag of a cigarette*

[@stetson_elam]

It's an absolute shame you don't have more followers on here. I don't care if you only upload every 3 years. Still my favorite person on KZbin.

[@alexnadeau7063]

Honestly i forgot he existed and seeing this video i subbed after the fallout 76 joke lol

[@Blueflag04]

I already forgot he uploaded

[@skelly4197]

Jan 1: New decade Jan 2: Australia Wildfire Jan 3: WW3 Issues Jan 4: Tennings uploaded It’s all gonna be okay :)

[@melonangie]

is still jan 3

[@Limbbiscuit]

@@melonangie You living on mars mate?

[@crotchman]

January 5: Wrestle Kingdom Night 2.

[@KaitenRyu5]

I got robbed on the 5th, but I think it's because I didn't watch the video till now. Still life is good as long we have Tennings.

[@spitmacabre]

@@crotchman a man of culture

[@BlackBeWhite2k7]

I cant get over how much largo in this game looks like a poorly rendered Dennis Reynolds, especially in that sweater.

[@brandonsmith4795]

BlackBeWhite2k7 lmao why

[@jobrown95]

Imagining Dennis forget to bring cash to an isolated country town, take a tux from a dead person’s closet and casually ask whether someone is autistic is too good

[@sandorenckell5259]

”Largo, if you’re watching this, I’m dead.” Is that why you look like that?

[@acutemelomaniac4922]

Holy crap, Tennings is alive! So underrated and one of my favorite on KZbin. The wait is worth it for the content. Love ya dude! 💚

[@dyea_b_tis5319]

Watching a new Tennings video is equivalent to having a meal you did not have in months after living on the same foods. It is worth the wait.

[@MrHALLAMBOY]

It's good to see the voice actors from Resident Evil found work

[@Xehanort10]

Well they needed to pay for their Jill Sandwiches.

[@Sean-ch4hf]

😂

[@wesleycampbellcaretto6942]

24:40 the whiskey he's drinking is Roe & Co. Some of the best Irish whiskey I've ever had in my life! Thought I'd share in case anyone was curious

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

This is already the highlight of 2020

[@rockybeegaming]

I've never been so quick to click a notification before

[@pyrobison2002]

whoopsiedoo bigyikes i’ve been a little quicker

[@bebopblue]

I can’t unhear that text to speech voice to even believe that it might be a actual human.

[@nineball8193]

Love your pic

[@paulk7772]

I used to play this game so many times when I was 14. The french version witch has stellar voice acting. I thought this was one of the best video game in the world.

[@vinomsnake]

I agree with you. It's a good game.

[@rererr8415]

'I see' 15:38 has to be my favourite bit of dialogue of all time. What a well thought out, emotional response by Largo! Nearly as good as 'Stay calm Sharon' 😂

[@bquietson]

Seeing people in the comment section miss your sarcasm on the Zelda Link thing is hilarious.

[@Chiefsfan98]

That “JESUS” statement made by Largo made me laugh out load so much lol

[@Takimeko]

"Jenny! Uh, I was just...doing some acrobatics on the window sil! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?"

[@HeyItsAJOmega]

'Why is there a ticking noise coming from that room, Winch?'

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

That's not ticking, that's just the sound of the Aurora Borealis

[@B0wser998]

Well Winch, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... You defuse a good bomb. Winch, the house is exploding! No Jenny, that's just the northern lights... *HELP! HEEEEELP!*

[@LickThemFlaps]

"Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years"

[@erockexit]

I saw Largo’s secretary and thought it was an SNL skit with Fred Armisen as the girlfriend.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I have a suggestion for a PS2 game: Falling Stars. Imagine an RPG set in a generic pastel fantasy world where you use a bootleg pokemon to fight monsters. Graphics are terrible for PS2, story is almost nonexistent, and the design of everything is bland and forgettable.

[@Surikoazimaet]

And the only important fights are your uncle, 3 times...

[@26bema]

@@Surikoazimaet who looks like Shrek.

[@Impallica67]

Those email insults offended me so much, I should had headed his trigger warning 😂

[@truelovewontwait]

"This game so smug, I swear the disc smirks at me." that was the review of this game on psm2. You know, the magazine. Remember? Magazine? No?

[@Tennings]

PSM2 was my fav magazine, growing up! Until they changed their name to PSM3 months before the PS3 had even been released. I first heard about Largo from their review though, believe it or not...

[@jackgarrison8497]

@@Tennings Well maybe Smashing The Glass might not be The best idea what if it's A Chemical Bomb?

[@jackgarrison8497]

@@Tennings If You call this FIGHTING Terrible try playing Catwoman 2004

[@jackgarrison8497]

@@Tennings Oh You Fuck that was Funny

[@jackgarrison8497]

@@Tennings Waaaaaaa My Leg Ugh Try better Game Creators

[@rizhkyazhary1734]

ngl, the voice acting kinda reminds me the game The Town with No Name for Amiga 32 btw, see ya in a year!

[@borizzle1]

Tennings uploading feels like eating at an expensive restaurant.

[@JustinLeeper]

I was the performance-capture actor behind the Guillermo Del Toro character. Hi!

[@PurpleStreak]

Your last video was a decade ago! Sorry, I couldn't resist...

[@crotchman]

BAD JOMKE NOT LAUGHED

[@pyrolick2]

I thought I would never see the day that Todd would be so stumped by a question and it was glorious.

[@ElTwOJaY]

"Largo" means long in Spanish.. Like the wait between tennings uploads

[@dellorto84]

Long Winch?

[@Blueflag04]

Longer winch

[@elkyubi4281]

Largo also means get out, as I do playing with this videogame

[@aregedigue2300]

Long Dick questions marks

[@artemis1993]

And in portuguese, Largo means Large

[@careful__Icarus]

This is quite literally the greatest video I have ever seen...today. Hilarious,instantly subscribed. You sir have gave me my new,admittedly sad, goal of acquiring and playing thru all of the games in this series of videos that I am bingeing on right now. Bravo,my friend.

[@LuminalSpoon]

Tennings? More like, where the hell you beenings?

[@Monkeypole]

More like Bore Ragnarok... Or is that a different Irish guy?

[@UpwardNinja]

I just found your channel yesterday. I was scared you'd never upload again after I saw your last video was uploaded 6 months again. All hail the king of youtube!

[@Monkeypole]

He's like Call Me Kevin but for degenerates

[@Sarah-qx4vz]

13:21 always gets a laugh out of me with the dramatic music with absolutely braindead combat. Love your streams and I’m bummed I missed this one.

[@JunkExplorer]

I played this game on PC and I have great memories about this, many hours were spent trying to solve the puzzles this game had. It was given out for free on some kind of "Demo Disc" in a german gaming magazine. I could never bring myself to like those hacking minigames. Then again, I was only 10 years old lmao

[@Bukark]

I always forget Tennings exists and then just when I least expect it, boom!

[@Joescomancgeordie]

Tennings uploads again - Me- “THANKS, THIS MEANS ALOT TO ME!!!”

[@jaceyyyyyyyy]

That segment where he had to endure that entire fetchquest rabbit hole had me in stitches. I dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life

[@sapphirespearhead2357]

These videos are always nice to rewatch, but this has to be my favorite so far. Its pretty in-depth and has alot of my favorite jokes. Can't wait for the next one!

[@DEADxBABIESxINC]

"I'm sicker than fallout 76 on launch day"... The internet - "DAAAAAMN!"

[@sultansuleiman8507]

The Patreon plug at the end is a pure work of art.

[@patrickcorrelliiii4063]

The “getting a picture of someone other than the mentioned name” (Reggie Fils-Aime pic labeled Hideo Kojima) is your best video-to-video gag ever.

[@Weetodb]

Tennings, the only channel I don’t mind not uploading often. Because when he finally does it will absolutely SLAP. AND ILL BE ENTERTAINED FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR

[@prettyvxcant]

missed your content! happy to see an upload from you today, needed a laugh and you came in right on time!

[@MegaDeathRay10]

Tennings more like ten years wait

[@DustyTheKitty]

Largo's voice... it reminds me of those old encyclopedia cd's where you could press the button and it would be read back to you. Also where the hell have you been Tennings, we all missed you!

[@jayblack7495]

The opening cut-scene features the aged "preacher" from the Poltergeist films . . . Haunting

[@Quadrenaro]

I checked your channel like an hour ago to see when your last upload was. Well then...

[@Harrycurtis97]

Holy shit an actual video it's good to see you're stil alive

[@jaym6080]

Ah yes you’re alive. Glad to hear it! Also love the Father Ted clip 17:30

[@brandoncobb4646]

This is the first time I've seen your channel, but I liked and subscribed! I'll most likely just binge til I've seen them all.

[@Fakan]

I think it's safe to say that this game was absurdly ambitious, but the team tasked with making it were way out of their league and probably dealing with time and budget constraints and managerial bullshit and probably a two-headed gorilla locked in the breakroom. There's way more to this game than most of the garbage this channel covers, but not one person involved who was experienced enough to do the job.

[@comeawaywithme]

Imagine living in a timeline where Tennings released regularly. It would be cool and all but then we’d take you for granted. Welcome back, ya handsome bastard

[@Krisozz22]

"Wow... that was almost as disappointing as the real thing..." truer words have never been spoken

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Why does Mister Winch look like he’s doing his best “My name is Michael Weston” impression from Burn Notice? 😏

[@Cure_Hana]

Have you thought about maybe starting a series about finding hidden gems in the garbage heap of licensed games?

[@Cure_Hana]

brandon roberts Yeah. One I can think of off the top of my head is Gregory Horror Show: Soul Collector, a survival horror/stealth PS2 game by Capcom that was based on a CGI anime from the late 90’s/early 2000’s.

[@marinn00]

A new Tennings video a new year miracle.

[@vishalkarthikeyan49]

I actually thought I was scared of Largo's dad just because I was a kid. And yes, I actually played this game, Twice. When I was child I couldn't get past the first stage and after many years last year I got this game and played it again and got stuck in another hacking minigame.

[@tedt7991]

This lad is like your best friend from childhood which you just meet again when adults

[@quackeroo4553]

TENNINGS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!! I've never clicked on a vid so quick! :D welcome back dude!

[@V4SKO99]

Never thought I would see DSP on this channel.

[@Rheinguard]

The voice for the MC legit sounds like Microsoft Sam.

[@chriswelcome8102]

Every now and then I check up on certain people to still see if they're uploading or what not... I might be 4 months late, but it's damn good to see you back mate!

[@commanderbastard1993]

To quote Calculon "That was so terrible, I think it gave me cancer!" I always thought of making some retro style games with the old game engines for some nostalgia bullshit and I have no coding experience and have the technical ability of a chimp that has been dead for a month after a massive meth overdose and I am confident whatever digital atrocity I produce will be better than this mistake of a game.

[@spacepope-1]

We want Bender!

[@benkeane365]

Guess who's back, back again.

[@welme23]

Fun fact, the name of the ship in the last level (Demeter), is named after the ship Dracula uses to get to Londen (in the book).

[@robertmihai2023]

-I've come here to sell my mom amulet. -Bruh, whats her name or we ain't taking it. Confusion 101

[@SegaMegadrive]

*HOLY SHIT HE'S BACK*

[@CallumWZombies]

Boom He is back with another one I do appreciate these videos thanks for still doing them

[@sea_kidd2203]

Your upload schedule kind of reminds me of my dad. He pops in every now and then but leaves to get cigarettes at the store and doesn't come back for another 2 years

[@benb9151]

His Twitch stream of this game was great, Tennings is excited to interact with his viewers about the games

[@th3d3storoy3r]

"I'm currently sick[...]" WorriedLaughter.gif

[@jerkfudgewater147]

The main character looks like Dennis from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia... which is what I’m imagining

[@jibbo1994]

You beautiful bastard. Welcome back!

[@luizfernandodonascimento3413]

"... dangerously similar to comics sans". I wanna use this phrase so much, but dunno how I'm gonna slip it in s convo.

[@mikemiken1963]

WELCOME TO DSP TRIES IT, lol

[@umadbro5537]

Literally I just found out my now ex girl just cheated on me and now she's gone to someone else at least seeing this in my subs is something to look forward to thank you for uploading tennings seriously out of the hundreds of youtubers I'm subbed to you're the only one who I can genuinely laugh to so thank you for making these vids helps people more than you know my bro

[@callumsparrow4379]

See you lot in another 6 months at the very least when the next Tennings episode releases.

[@muarmuarhill6205]

“My favorite videogame character Zelda, he plays the ocarina.” This kinda hurt me

[@yeetyeet2846]

you deserve way more subs man, you’re hilarious ❤️❤️

[@retroverdrive]

Welcome back!

[@Bramme1991]

2things i liked in this game. 1. The hacking, i really enjoyed doing it back in the day. 2. The cutscene of the monastary exploding really was a joy to watch, cause it was the only time the game was actually lit

[@whereisseenot]

so thats what an irish man doing an impression of an irish man doing an impression of an english man sounds like! good job!

[@Underratedcomedi]

Zelda is your favorite character because “he” plays the orcarina?!!!

[@jamesvinson3998]

Right, I was like... uh, dude, you mean Link, bruh.

[@Underratedcomedi]

James Vinson I can forgive him his video was great lol

[@andy24386]

Did you ever at any point perhaps think he was just fucking about?

[@Underratedcomedi]

Andy Thorpe clearly if I said the video was great

[@AngstRiddenAnnoyance]

Well you missed the joke

[@BloodoperaBlackvomit]

I just created my first patreon. Just because of this video. Greetings from The Netherlands.

[@pyrobison2002]

Ghostdialoog a patreon for Tennings?

[@spibbymcgoo4877]

Still not as bad as Gabriel Knight 3 where you have to put tape on a hole, fill a spray bottle with water to scare a cat through the hole so you can collect some of its hair off the tape, then combine the hair with a packet of maple syrup you stole at breakfast so you can make a mustache so you can disguise yourself so you can rent a scooter. Yes really.

[@Decoy_Shark]

Largo taking out the snakes with a fire extinguisher is actually a really smart Metal Gear Solid reference.

[@Smokin-that-beef-pack]

You had me with the music until you told me you that guy Zelda is your favorite character

[@SalvadorSalcido]

ThatsTheJoke.jpg

[@MuchWhittering]

His name is Zelda if you call him then.

[@piemanlad]

"My favorite video games character is zelda. He always plays ocarinas." Im dead 😂

[@HippieJoe]

I grew up watching The Angry Nintendo Nerd (Video Game Nerd) and I must say, there are a lot of references and similarities to James work in general, which is nice. I just found your channel and its quite soothing to see so many people take inspiration from him.

[@moycorbin4750]

A game with two headed gorillas, secret islands and giant comedy hammers. Out of context that sounds funny