THAT Sonichu Issue | Reading Issue #8

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[@timeenoughatlast3368]

I love how he draws his comic book like an episode of family guy. Putting in these cutaway gags that don't flow, or have any setup, or make any sense in the context. It's truly a work of art.

[@opalyasu7159]

I mean he did ask Seth to make one of his drawings into a skit

[@rorystfu]

"Sonichu and Rosechu have been living together in a cozy single-story house, fully paid for from CWCville funds." Your tax dollars in action, CWCvillians.

[@kanonwilliams9497]

I find it funny how Chandler proceeds to almost literally dox their house. Like, I believe in world-building, but dang.

[@raggens]

What I wanna know is why we’re getting a sex-ed lesson on Sonichu and Rosechu intercourse and graphic sex in a comic book series targeted towards KIDS

[@Lh0000]

Because it’s Chris-chan

[@rorrim0]

This was all done because people were drawing Rosechu with a dick. If I had to guess why he did the sex ed part I have 3 ideas. 1. While spanking the monkey to the idea of his creations having sex, Chris's Autistic brain thought "If Sonichu is always naked then how does he hide his junk." Then he thought of a reason why. 2. He wanted to give more proof that Rosechu was biologically a woman. 3. He probably watched a nature documentary of animals having sex and was like, "Interesting, this will make my lore have depth!"

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

This isn't a kid's comic. This is a Chrischan comic.

[@skyshunts]

Just because it has characters mixed with Pokemon doesn't mean it's for kids.

[@glitchyboi-nk1qv]

@@skyshuntsactually Chris Chan did this to “prove” he’s straight, also he thinks it’s fine to expose children to this kinda content

[@raelogan]

It blows my mind that Aspserchu was able to predict that Chris would try to rewrite the Bible in jail and attempt to be the new Jesus, like, a decade before it happened.

[@ameliorateepoch9917]

Wait what? I’m kinda not surprised that they predicted that, Chrischan was always deranged.

[@ToastnotKnown]

I feel like, eventually, we all knew he was gonna go off the edge, just no one wanted to admit it.

[@DexDexter0]

Its so baffling chris goes into such detail about anatomy But thinks hedgehog spines are fleshy triangles that just kinda flop around.

[@ekris5072]

I mean sonic’s spines are pretty much just lumps of hair so i don’t blame him

[@opalyasu7159]

He puts so much detail into the anatomy but he also thinks that Rosechus piss out their vaginas

[@K.Marie119]

His understanding of hunan anatomy and phys is about on par with hedgehog anatomy. He thinks that by drinking his semen he's constantly ejaculating the same sperm over and over. As for women, he thinks they urinate from the vagina. Well... in all fairness... the second is surprisingly common. I've counseled many patients who have held that belief.

[@K.Marie119]

I guess KZbin didn't like my first comment. Guess that's what I get for using scientifically correct terminology.🙄 But I was pointing out how his knowledge of human anatomy isn't any better. It's either outdated or just plain wrong.

[@marioblaze2723]

​​@@K.Marie119We're talking about the same guy that drinked his own semen along with Fanta because he tought he could recycle it

[@Tahu-Umbra]

if rosechu has kids does that mean when they come out they will have the label "made in china"?

[@joyskov6048]

Made in vachina?

[@arbalest327]

​@@joyskov6048LMFAO

[@moosesues8887]

@@joyskov6048lmao

[@weirdcatkid]

​@@joyskov6048Aren't we all though

[@SKRUNKLES]

​@@joyskov6048You see the joke here is that Chris refers to the female reproductive organ as "China". So yes Vachina

[@hypno-scream5652]

Playing the 4Kids cover of the national anthem over Sonichu’s speech. You people are are amazing! My sides hurt

[@spiderjerusalem100]

It is genuinely disturbing because it looks like it was all drawn by an 8 year old. Chris seriously thought Nintendo wanted to make a game based on this repugnant shit.

[@Exlayer-pk8hy]

What makes me laugh is that the people at Sega are fully aware this comic exists and have made fun of it on multiple occasions.

[@lauralaukaityte8975]

​@@Exlayer-pk8hywait,realy?

[@unintelligentlifeform3821]

​@@lauralaukaityte8975 There is a character in Sonic Boom that resembles Chris. There's even a scene where the character complains about a video game character having different colored legs (Like Chris and Sonic's arms)

[@lauralaukaityte8975]

@@unintelligentlifeform3821 thanks for the info

[@Bananamanv4w]

I love how punchy sonichu's voice is slowly but surely just turning into Muscle man from Regular Show

[@rorrim0]

There's only two types of deep voice impressions, Plankton and muscle man.

[@Melostone]

“Do you know who else did their mother? MY MOM!”

[@NidoBot]

@@Melostone How did you butcher the joke that badly?

[@Melostone]

@@NidoBot I forgor 💀

[@doxiedomian]

"THAT Sonichu issue" Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@Phoebe5448]

But we haven't got to Issuse 13 yet!

[@foamieee]

@@Phoebe5448oh god 😭

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

Issue 8 and Issue 10 are the best/worst issues of the Sonichu comics. Issue 8 has Electric Hedgehogs fucking and Issue 10 has TROLL MURDER.

[@VigilanteNighthawk]

@@Phoebe5448 I am behind on my Sonichu. Wtf happened in 13 that's worse than 8?!

[@Phoebe5448]

@VigilanteNighthawk that's the issuse after Chris was messed about by the Idea Guys. It's unhinged.

[@thehonoredone2361]

When's there's a content warning sign before a video that always means it's gonna be a good one.

[@whyamihere-be7hg]

The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest

[@persondy-t]

It should be a “context” warning because half of the comics require cursed context no one would want to know

[@muthesquirrel]

"I lost my ability to read." That would be your brain trying to protect itself. Why must you ignore its warnings?

[@_Narc]

The fact that these were made by choice is wild, a real human sat down and drew these.

[@golden_g8_bridge]

Chris Chan isn't human

[@Zakkatoos]

He's a rapist

[@Phoebe5448]

Hello fellow Electroma fan

[@moosesues8887]

@@golden_g8_bridgehes something alright

[@wondermenel2811]

Human?

[@didjargo]

Just think, Chris Chan made this very pornographic and horny issue of Sonichu to prove to the internet that he is not gay.

[@strangerplayer540]

He's a different flavor of gay nowadays

[@Ginoooski6699]

It nice that Chris incorporated the anime beach episode that all good anime have

[@TammiJuusu]

He does it so much better here

[@burnt_0range319]

"THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN-" TOOK ME OUT SO BAD DUDE

[@seant1326]

So a bone structure protects Sonichu’s balls? Seems like he needs a harder kick.

[@browal14]

shatter the bone stab the balls

[@Flower_Mom]

The voice for Sonichu sounds like something out of a Homestar Runner cartoon.

[@suntop6562]

and rosechu sounds like a teen girl squad character

[@katiekksparks4643]

So to fill in some of the gaps here on the Christory (and forgive me if some of it is spotty), Blanca Weiss (which is just the Spanish and German words for “white”) was the name used for three different trolls that Chris-Chan was so convinced was a woman. Their goal was to get their hands on the Sonichu medallion and when they did, they destroyed it. Jiggliami was one of her “OCs”. The reason that I believe they made fun of Rosechu having a “pickle” other than to make fun of Chris and trying to convince them they were actually gay was because I think this was released around a year (could have been a few months) when Pokemon Diamond and Pearl had introduced gender differences, and Rosechu had a male Raichu tail.

[@monotoneheadphones]

As someone who has been incredibly invested in sonichu/chris chan lore but has been too lazy to decipher this shit on my own, thank you for making this bearable.

[@epicparadot]

Putting the 4Kids National Anthem during Sonichu’s speech was beautiful XD My lord this series is too much

[@fetusdeletus9266]

I like how sonichus house is literally paid for with embezzled city funds

[@Hepheat75]

Chris Chan being out of prison and still making these is the most horrifying thing I've ever thought about.

[@Phoebe5448]

Ikr. Chris was always a creep towards women, but doing what they did to their mum and is now walking free without at least being in a supportive mental health facility is really concerning.

[@WarmasterAnon]

Chris did this to prove he's straight

[@vossboss220]

And now he's a bisexual transvestite

[@Jay3up]

Yes because when my sexuality is called into question first thing I do is draw and publish two hedgehogs banging 😂

[@KreativityFields]

You guys give these character voices more love and attention than they deserve.

[@whoevencares123]

I love how bubbles(or whatever her name was) is the only one with normal voice lmao

[@jaredl.8702]

Bro, I just use this as background while playing Fallout, and I never noticed that you put that god damn red skinned demon that had the internet in a chokehold for a while a few years back at 43:37, shit made me get war flashbacks from the flashbangs

[@zac9181]

I was inspired by Sonichu when I was younger. Thank god I only read the first issue.

[@Nephalem2002]

You know what amazes me? How the fuck Chris avoided getting on a FBI watchlist these last 20 years

[@LazyCatIsFat]

Sad fun fact but the first half of the "sexy" Rosechu pictures are traced from furry and transformer porn. Also Family Guy porn.

[@AtomicR053]

With every one of these videos, we get closer to issue 10. I await and fear the day that video comes out.

[@Jaseadavis2255]

What's that issue about...?

[@AtomicR053]

@@Jaseadavis2255 Spoiler warning, obviously, but TL;DR: a ton of gore. Chris at that point had introduced basically everyone he doesn’t like in real life as a villain in the story. In issue 10, they are all killed off in some way. Four of them stand trial and are given the death penalty. This is followed by a montage of sorts of each villain, who I remind you are all based on REAL PEOPLE, being tortured to death. Chris shows all of it, giving as much detail as someone as artistically talented as him can.

[@clubdoompsx]

Bruh, forget issue 10. Issue 13 finna be nightmare XD

[@AtomicR053]

@@clubdoompsx issue 13 is mostly text, some pages don’t even have pictures, and 11-12 don’t really have anything happening. I wouldn’t be surprised if the series ends on 10.

[@omegawilliam95s36]

I like how Silvana apparently transforms just like a Ditto, but she can't use the powers of other people like Ditto can, y'know, the little blob that can become GOD if faced with him.

[@admiralrhino4049]

Kinda fucked how chris believed that "god and jesus" killed one of the girls he was flirting with, just so that he wouldnt have to choose between her and the other girl. He truly has main character syndrome

[@blake8675]

every time "blake" or "blakie-boo" was said it activated my fight or flight response

[@cowbellbeanbag]

Sorry bout that partner

[@mossyfriends1911]

No no you don’t understand how fucking funny it is that Optimus Prime shows up out of nowhere, runs over one of Chris’s troll girlfriends, and then just leaves the comic forever. I’m a life-long Transformers fan, and Optimus (when not written by Michael Bay) is a pacifist who only kills when he absolutely needs to. Him just fucking hitting some random lady on the road and driving away is HILARIOUS.

[@chelledoggo]

Fun fact: the "War Of Love" song is actually the lyrics to the Hatsune Miku song "Koi Ha Sensou" by Supercell.

[@Ashkihyena]

Oh my God, that 4Chan elevator segment was gold, and the fucking speech segment!

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

You know, Pet Foxes ends abruptly with all of the relevant characters being taken to a beach and having a dance party, which is treated as though they're being sent to a terrible fate worse than death. That's what I feel happened to these Sonichu characters in this issue, a beach paradise where they look happy but they're clearly suffering and only the person controlling them is actually having fun.

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

@ferret4111 Basically, yeah, providing you spent $290 on DLC, of course.

[@mrmeowsermoney]

What's pet foxes?

[@WaituSnaiku]

Whats pet foxes

[@pbskidsfan2495]

im glad we got a daily dose of the man in the sonichu medallion and striped shirt

[@goldalien2016]

As SpongeBob once said: "The best time to wear a stripped sweater, is all the time!"

[@chilljelloton2089]

When you add on the "retcon" of chris accidentally drawing the raichu rosechu evolved was one with a male tail an therefore rosechu *logically had to have a pickle* at some point . The retcon part is it went from an accident to an "okay but evolving magically changed her sex and entire reproductive system." Even if you remove the homophobia its still sad and gives off the impression of a trans being transphobic and justifying it to (her)self because she got magical SRS and/or reproductive system-RS; a-kay-a a situation that sounds terribly depressing. Edit: i forgot about slyvania and her shit being in the same issue and it just further makes the retcon con all the sadder

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

And then Issue #15 retconned this *again* and said that Rosechu's "pickle" was surgically removed.

[@CarneSecaMalPassada]

Plot Twist: Rick Sanchez gives up his career as a scientist and becomes a voice actor for the Sonichu saga.

[@johnniewalker7499]

I know the video is older, but I lost it at „I‘m guessing about 38 Terrabytes“

[@v_da_crackhead]

Same lmaooo

[@SadGhostPerson]

listening to this while high is like going on adventure you really dont want to go on edit: everytime Sonichu talks i am sent into another dimensions

[@strikingsarcophagus]

Love how Chris thinks that people plan out every position beforehand like they're having a PR meeting

[@jees3474]

10:00 the shit on the monitor is better drawn than the entire comic ☠️

[@Coolitsme12]

Now Sonichu sounding like a chain smoker is Canon to me. Thanks.

[@CannedShrimp]

same unless its christmas apparently 😂

[@raegenericsurnamehere6922]

"I stared the devil in the face and he wept for me" is a fire bar from a video about sonichu

[@awesomefox555]

I find it hilarious and incredibly concerning that the problem surrounding the pr0n that 4chan drew of rosechu isn’t “oh, this is really gross and depraved” it’s “these guys don’t seem to understand I am a woman”

[@mr.iankp.5734]

When Chris was first sent r34 art of his characters, his first reaction wasn’t mere disgust, but rather a demand for how to do it correctly to his satisfaction.

[@raelogan]

The total chickification of Megagi's personality over the course of the series is certainly something

[@pantheman2842]

It's because Megan's influence was gone.

[@Tepi666]

because thats how you write women

[@starscream4812]

11:26 bro I’m at college in Clarksville right now. I can assure you that we still have the remains of the building left. There’s even a Memorium for the lost souls. Rip

[@blainetate743]

I think Punchy’s eyes are like that because Knuckles isn’t typically depicted with connected eyes. We ARE talking about the guy who is surprisingly consistent with his beliefs… so long as it benefits him.

[@therockinggoomba]

NO FEATURES NO ARCHIE STORY WRITERS NO TRAP BEATS 100% PURE AND HONEST SONICHU ROCK

[@cupidreindeer5601]

The slurred speech and belching from Sonichu has reached peak Rick Sanchez. 😂

[@raelogan]

The fact that Chris stole the term "Almighty Uterus" from a Robot Chicken skit...

[@glitchyboi-nk1qv]

To answer what Rosechu and Sonichu saw, Rosechu was drawn with a “pickle” and doing “it” with Sonichu this was drawn to troll Chris Chan

[@Icyangel10]

Shockingly the dumb law is about the fact Zap is to young to work so she can’t help with their nude shoot until they used the excuse that it’s a volunteer gig. Weird fact I remembered from someone else reviewing this. The guy found a sit from the UK about condom safety or something that said the size of the condom Sonichu was bragging he needed is actually the average condom size. So Sonichu thinking he got a big dong is average in human size. Also that Transformer porn Chris showed that & some of the NSFW shit was traced for Rosachu’s bathroom nude shoot a bit into the beginning of the comic. Oh god I was reminded a kitten he kidnapped was named after Silvana, thank fuck she was adopted by someone else cause Chris caused the kitten’s brother to die from being a shitty care taker

[@grimace9670]

That moment when your friend asking u to read sonichu turns into your friend asking u to va terrible smut with them

[@keaganmcneil4523]

holy shit, i've known about the history of Chris and Sonichu for years, and i had no idea until now that he shouted out John K. in this issue, that makes it so much worse lol

[@Roxxie-The-Imp]

Idky but Chris explaining that Sonichu’s house is payed for got me 😂

[@millennialboomer6780]

I did not expect an anatomy lesson in the middle of the issue

[@dragongamerx12]

fun fact chris got the move where roseachu wraps her legs around the guys head from a anime called Kekko Kamen which was one of her attacks

[@Jurassic_Allosaurus]

ok I thought about it for a long ass time and now Zapina rosechu’s name kinda has new meaning because it sounds like (subpoena) /sə-pē′nə/ noun An order issued under the authority of a court, commanding a person to appear in court on a particular date, usually to give testimony in a legal case.😶

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

The sad part this issue not only started when the trolls are involved but Chris proving he was straight by MA his cinic

[@witchy_penguin7630]

i regret every life choice that brought me here

[@raliaid3355]

Since this video’s about to reach 100k views, y’all deserve this accomplishment! I’ve watched the entire series, and all I can say this is the most entertaining satire reading I’ve heard in a while! Congrats to everyone who’s been a part of this series.

[@aikotitilai3820]

26:50 the irony of having a panty shot in what is supposed to be a women empowerement moment

[@suntop6562]

17:07 that "holy crap" delivery was beautiful

[@MKG176]

13:45 IS THIS WHERE THEY GOT THE IDEA FOR THE DEVIL IN SMILING FRIENDS?!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jpgartist110]

I'm so sorry, you deserve a refund, I don't care if this was free you should be financially compensated for this shit, I'm just so sorry

[@CallMeCaptainROCKET]

I do love the voice acting. One sounds like Nappa from DBZ Abridged (the U.S.A. part actually sounds like Sgt. Slaughter lol) and other sounds like Mick Foley cutting a promo as Mankind 😂😂

[@JustADemon2023]

JKH: “I am evil, I made trolling a business and have a 17 year old slave I SA without shame or regret.” Sonichu and Rosechu: “He seems reasonable. We’ll just leave once he agrees to our demands.”

[@Lvalid-lg5si]

This comic makes me want to curl up in the corner.

[@que2795]

Even though these comics are strange, I really think I managed to get the message that Chris wanted to convey by showing so many scenes of female "empowerment" and pride in having been born with a uterus. Chris has always shown in a subliminal way his desire to have been born a woman and yet there are people who refer to her as a he.

[@saiga3009]

those people are in the video which is weird considering they dont come off like that kind of people

[@BigAssBalls]

A ton of that came from having a porn addiction, from memory he/she was obsessed with the whole free the nipple movement and constantly pushed women to "be more comfortable with their bodies" (a method to see their tits) there's a consistent fascination with women's anatomy but it always some kind of sexual context, when it came to the transition era there was a pretty quick shift to "Look lesbians you can take me too now!" which was a pretty bad look. Wouldn't say it's not confusing either way cause there's pronouns and then there's Goddess Jesus Christine "Ricardo" CPU Blue Heart Weston Chandler Sonichu and a belief just as genuine that they're the creator of all. Can you blame anyone? We're talking one of the most complicated people on the internet, this doesn't reflect on anyone else

[@DexDexter0]

It's probably that "being male" thing

[@usernotfound_____yet]

Wasn't the main point of this issue is to prove that chris is straight (and not for female empowerment)?

[@moreedcola6837]

I desperately want a Ken Penders/Sonichu crossover.

[@VigilanteNighthawk]

I almost pased out from how hard I was laughing.

[@mannyegarica12]

33:52 Yeah, none of them were born from a mother but from a rainbow magical explosion

[@Deg40000]

The way Chris wrote the dirty talk dialogue…phew good lord had to take a moment to process it

[@greenghoul157]

You know if this was written and drawn ironically by an autistic shitposter like My Immortal it would be amazing but it's completely unironic unhinged ravings of a man who's closest contact with a woman is his own barely lucid mother which hits different

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

Two types of autism: the cool kind (basically all of them), and the Chris-Chan kind.

[@mrmikal11]

@@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow90% of them are the Chris Chan kind

[@thegodwiwi]

i knew sonichu was bad but i did NOT know it was THIS bad

[@shiny8454]

It was made by Chris chan And we ALL know how thirsty, horny, and degenerate he is.

[@raelogan]

"There's no laws against the Pokémon, Batman." made me cackle in the worst way possible

[@pazzyshifter]

45:33 "No one's watching this far"... I've been listening to this while doing work 💀

[@that1latinodude20]

34:41 bro became a fucking goblin

[@KirbyIsCute]

"Thank God for God blessing me with a healthy pair of ovaries, a vagina, and a uterus." Yeah, you can tell Chris knows nothing about women if he actually thinks a girl would unironically say/think that. I mean, we knew that before but geez...

[@SheetGhostWithBones]

Sounds like something a TERF would say tbh 😭💀

[@blueoceancorporations1019]

That voice for Sonichu is just perfect

[@totallynoteverything1.]

to clarify, the "painting the white house black" joke, was a big meme everywhere at the time this comic was drawn

[@drew6145]

A sacrifice was made this day. May the burned eyes and braincells rest in peace

[@laughingjojo5100]

Never seen this channel until now... I love it. This made me cackle

[@rallandtariv2139]

I really really really wanna know what Chris meat when he typed ‘dumb laws’

[@UsagiMay]

Oh, my God. I think decades were just taken off of my life. I've heard about little bits of all of this drama. But I never thought It could be this bad-

[@grap6326]

I haven't even watched the video yet and I can already feel their suffering

[@DexDexter0]

You're a treasure, Yurie

[@Sweetie_skullZ]

I frickin love Sonichu's voice

[@Sweetie_skullZ]

It reminds me so much of either Stone Cold or Macho Man Randy Savage

[@noodleinmysoda]

34:41 I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THAT MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 10 MINS

[@EndThusIAm]

Just stumbled on these, how can you put your friends through this?!...I approve haha!

[@violetlighting]

12:07 What the fuck is up with the Gillian’s Island reference 😂

[@tjmauser6954]

I hate how in every couple the girl has to be younger then the boy by at least one year. Opposite of foreshadowing barb.

[@Phoebe5448]

Chris was always gross about consent, regardless of age. As long as his target was female it was always about how he felt and want he wants.

[@henrikroberg]

18:14 entire section feels like that one meme with hazmat suit guys laughing

[@NothingKingKN]

That "Fourteen" absolutely sent me.

[@monikasalt]

WHY IS THE ANATOMY SO SPECIFIC

[@JAVOTI]

Oh boy! I'm gonna make some Sonichu stew!

[@Phoebe5448]

Today, CWCville, tomorrow, the Universe!!

[@sawekpiniuzk2007]

If it's the last thing i do!