The $500K Existential Crisis

Disney Infinity 3.0 or Eternal Shame?
Originally streamed/recorded on September 6th, 2022.
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[@filiformis]

I love how Jerma believes either 1. God is so nice he would only put two of his ancestors into hell 2. Jerma's ancestral line was so morally righteous that all but two of them made it into heaven

[@teensuicide9103]

fuckin no profile picture legendary jerma commenter

[@aloser8703]

Fortunately for Jerma's line the two ancestors killed all the other evil ones before they could do evil, thus making them live only good lives.

[@strivingcobra]

Also that owning a cigarette factory isn't sinful or anything.

[@creativecipher]

@@strivingcobra If anything it's especially holy tbh

[@aturchomicz821]

@@creativecipher Individuzal rsponsbiblity😋😋🧐🧐

[@realleon2328]

jerma's idea of heaven: family reunion with 100 trillion people jerma's idea of hell: doing cocaine every day

[@JacobKinsley]

Protestants be like

[@halowaffle25]

He's already living his hell, then.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@halowaffle25 That’s how he knows

[@FatCatCooper]

Jerma has ADHD so cocaine wouldn't do the normal high and would auctually lessen his insanity so it probably is hell for him

[@knavenformed9436]

Well at some point it would devolve into daily existential dread of having withdrawals on the one day you didn't get high, actually *wasn't* high as it would be your life.

[@misterbaman]

The Jerma experience is going from "I'm gonna show my asshole on stream" straight into "what happens when you die?"

[@beingsactual]

He's hinting that the actual stipulation is half-a-mil AND a ton of human sacrifice.

[@seekerofthe6459]

the thinking man’s streamer

[@McStruggles]

Welcome to ADHD train of thought lmao

[@AngelasWings]

Dark Ooga might be the best Jerma character we've seen in years

[@SandmanURL]

Jerma1

[@baaaldur]

Don't forget Great Great Great Drunk Uncle Frank

[@jdcoffeestreams4333]

Fight between green grinner and dark Ooga when?

[@maddisonfreeman5751]

@@SandmanURL ooooooooooooooooooooookalsz.

[@pango9519]

Dark Ooga lives in my head

[@Capelett]

I come to watch Superliminal and this guy converts to Mormonism on stream

[@SN-of5tu]

and immediately damns his soul to eternal hellfire 5 seconds later

[@SN-of5tu]

AND loses an entier planet smh

[@ArrangedNoiseFan]

Not even a minute into the video and Jerma is saying “SATAN HOUR”

[@SadenIsWatchin]

Not even 10 seconds in

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Jerma laughing from Heaven at all the para social relationships he created burning eternally, as he high fives himself!

[@giovanniprovost]

He truly is a practitioner of the darkest arts.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@@giovanniprovost the brighter the light the harsher the shadow…

[@SevenHunnid]

I’m tryna make it out the hood so on my KZbin channel i do food reviews while I’m really high brotha

[@filiformis]

Jerma is the kind of streamer who, upon gaining access to a time machine, would use it tell his past self to take 100's of thumbnail photos with oddly specific contexts just for the extremely slow burn joke of "he looks pretty young in these thumbnail photos".

[@Hugsloth]

Also, there is a guy on YT who has definitely beaten that gimmick into the floor, Van de Paar, who has been using the same intro scenes of himself for years now, as evidenced by a cut on his lip which he had when recording all the intros, and still has in the intros today.

[@AleK0451]

internet comment etiquette recorded himself saying various celebrities are gonna die and just puts them in whenever anyone new dies

[@aturchomicz821]

@@Hugsloth Wolverous moment😭😭

[@sentient_roomba7035]

@@Hugsloth well his content is also bot made so does it really count

[@-drome]

Just want to say I love the way you phrased this. Made me exhale through my nose extra hard.

[@28porkchop]

Jermas example of a great new invention: a plastic rope

[@BitTrip]

lmao

[@filiformis]

Actually not a bad invention, since a plastic rope is immune to corrosion and rot. The thing is, nylon ropes have existed for DECADES.

[@JacobKinsley]

Doesn't plastic rope already exist, it's like a long acrylic string spun into rope

[@28porkchop]

@@filiformis yeah it's not new and the way he described it was so dumb

[@SehnsuchtYT]

Baler twine

[@SN-of5tu]

Jerma is projecting himself onto his hypothetical Dark Ooga. While his ancestor bashed in 50 people's heads in, Jerma has shoved at LEAST 50 people into a meat grinder. The parallels are there folk. He can't trick us.

[@MasterOwl01]

most sane Jerma fan

[@fugyfruit]

Great Great Great Great Great Great Great grandfather would be proud of jerma

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

@@fugyfruit great great great great great drunk uncle frank

[@Hitlinemoss]

caveman andy

[@scedobear9628]

Not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna say “Jerma has shoved at LEAST 50 baseballs up his ass”.

[@l_ukers]

Spoilers but this was an irl stream, jermas house is just like this sometimes

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Can you get me pictures of spider man?!

[@raah7957]

jerma's pee-wee herman arc is beginning

[@grumbotron4597]

The bit about him turning around after hitting $500k in donations and the stream immediately cutting is sending my sides to orbit. Not to undermine the comedy gold that immediately followed when Jerma admitted that he doesn't want to go to heaven because of social anxiety.

[@iminumst7827]

4:40 Jerma was in my dream last night... I got really lost out in the middle of no where. Then the dream zooms out from my body to third-person and Jerma's face-cam is in the bottom right and he's controlling me. He tries to be funny and does a manic voice saying "look at this guy! he has no clue where he is right now". Then he face palms and his face turns red and he says "Who am I doing this for? This is a dream, NO ONE is watching this! This isn't a real stream. Oh my God..." He starts laughing in a subdued manner to himself. Then he's like "Alright, I'm shutting this off, it's OVER." He turns the stream off and I regain control of my body.

[@no-lifenoah7861]

somebody has to get this to Jerma right this fucking instant. he needs to know

[@kichesney]

Real stream

[@pigeondamigion569]

IT'S OVER-

[@wuhoh5274]

This reminds me of the tumblr fish hell dream

[@warboi5346]

consider yourself lucky, not many survive this...

[@MrTheBigNoze]

Jerma acts like he’d still be a streamer in the afterlife and trillions of oogas would tune into his twitch every day. Absolute mad lad on a power trip

[@klevmeister1g]

Imagine living in the stone age, foraging, hunting and taking care of your family, and when you die you have to watch your great great great great great great great great great great grandson sit in front of a box with thousands and thousands of people for all of eternity... i think you should be nicer to Ooga

[@holidaypenguin]

Dark Ooga knew the truth. Dark Ooga bashed all those skulls so that he could live with Great Great Great Great Great Uncle Jeremiah and do cocaine in the afterlife.

[@violenceisfun]

And then he spreads his asscheeks in front of the box.

[@MathewWithOne_T]

Jerma HATES jazz and LOVES Hatsune Miku

[@themyofmy]

he just like me fr

[@RyanGoutbeck]

2:44 The birthday wishes were not out of character

[@Vulioll]

honestly hes right

[@ArrangedNoiseFan]

6:56 you heard it here first: there’s more of a chance of Jerma showing his asshole ON STREAM than playing Disney Infinity 3.0 on stream

[@ASimpleGodzillaFan]

To be fair, we've already seen his asshole about 6 years ago. He even showed us pictures of it

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Can't believe this Zerma dude would rather do a goatsy stream rather than play the funny disney game. What a sicko...

[@chuckbatmangaming]

He tried to play it like two weeks later and couldn't get it to capture correctly lol

[@chainswordcs]

@@chuckbatmangaming i guess he *has* to do the other stream now 😢

[@velo4097]

I mean he already did the baseball stream

[@ouwle6618]

"2 fingers of whiskey" I just envision Jerma getting absolutely HAMMERED drinking 2 full fingers length of whiskey while listening to jazz

[@Relocklabs]

isn't that how it's measured though ? I'm not a drinker

[@thepastarat]

@@Relocklabs finger width, not length lmao. two fingers lengths would be the entire bottle

[@Cryospec]

@@thepastarat no thats wrong youre supposed to dip your finger in the bottle and suck your finger after pulling it out get it right idiot

[@guitarguy42394]

2 fingers of whiskey in a rocks glass is essentially just 2ish shots. Also sometimes called a “slug” of whiskey

[@ouwle6618]

@@Relocklabs Im aware of this, but it really sounded unhinged when Jerma said it. Way more fun interpreting it this way lol.

[@quincyjones9657]

I like the idea that in hell it’s only jerma, one of his great… great grandfathers (somehow worse than the cigarette factory owner) and his one murderous caveman ancestor. That’s it that’s all that he would see, and they’re not really even suffering down there, they are just mostly alone.

[@radisk5973]

And they're doing coke every day

[@hunterdaggerthorn1513]

Maybe that truly is what hell is

[@TyJax]

The image of Jerma Becoming a mormon in my mind was more horrifying than anything else I could have imagined

[@wantedwario2621]

He is one state away from the mormon zone

[@TyJax]

@@wantedwario2621 Oh no I didn't realize that

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

@@wantedwario2621 Once the cops catch up with him he's gonna hide out in the mormon realm

[@fujster]

the title and thumbnail made me think Jerma got a 500k sponsorship offer for both chess and Disney infinity 3.0 but they were on the same day so he'd have to pick

[@chimken135]

Nah, he'd show his asshole before he'd play Disney infinity 3.0

[@pablopereyra7126]

The CEO of Chess called. He wants his 500k back.

[@MonyMoth]

Love watching jerma casually solving puzzles and not acknowledging it while popping off talking about meeting ooga and ooga booga

[@Jeremeow-kt2in]

I will never get over hearing jerma say "Happy Birthday Hatsune Mikuuu!1! ^_^" with that silly face he pulled

[@MCTaezer]

I love that any normal person can go through the hypothetical comparisons between them and their ancestors, but Jeremy is a rare case of being the most famous person in his family tree going back probably forever.

[@AGuyWithFace]

I can't wait to see Miku's response to a personal HBD from JeremyNineHundredEightyFive himself, she's gonna be ecstatic

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

When my girlfriend learned that Jeremy was not a twenty year old guy but was nearly a forty year old man she told me she felt sick.

[@doughboywhine]

he's basically twenty with all the child blood he consumes

[@SeanSMST]

I hope thats real cause thats brilliant 😂

[@coltonwilkie241]

$500K is the EXACT amount of money added to his debt every week.

[@redrar00]

"NO chat I am NOT going to show my asshole on stream!" "$500k off the debt if I do?" "Okay, okay. Only this ONCE."

[@Markeplier23]

@@redrar00”the stream is now unavailable”

[@ApocalypseMoose]

Poor Jeremy thinks he has a chance in Heaven even after turning FIFTY people into processed meat.

[@JacobKinsley]

"turning you people into dinner is as close to an honorable death as most of these people are going to get."

[@augustinpaladinesbernstein5076]

oh shut up gary, you're the one to talk

[@AnUnearthlyGay]

5:11 Jerma's most amazing revolutionary invention idea ever: plastic rope

[@Pigness7]

I'm thankful for you too jerma

[@para811]

Happy Thanksgiving

[@ArrangedNoiseFan]

15:11 Jerma wants to be able to watch RICK AND MORTY in heaven

[@JacobKinsley]

Let the boy enjoy his silly cartoons.

[@m0tl]

“I don’t have any furniture that looks like a person in the dark” beautiful quote that I know I will remember in several months time

[@michaelmoone3676]

I love Jerma's description of jazz at the beginning as "telling a story without any lyrics" it's such a simple metaphor that shows a great understanding of what's going on in the piece even without fancy music theory lingo. It's also refreshing to hear someone who doesn't listen to jazz give an actual reason, most people just say "oh that sucks I hate jazz" but it's great when people say "yeah I can understand what's going on here it's just not what I'm looking for when I listen to music" I could rant for ages about music gatekeeping and how people think there's only one kind of music and which is superior and how stupid that is.

[@solharv7817]

Jerma’s Heaven rant is easily one of my favourite recent bits

[@samt3412]

I'm liking how rapidly the KZbin channel is catching up to the VODs

[@icterinemarten]

What happens when they catch up? 2012 all over again?

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@@icterinemarten Ya a low quality movie comes out! My god help us all!

[@Eitbitman]

I can't believe jerma went from hatsune miku and a jazz rant, to showing his ass on stream, to heaven and hell, to converting to Mormonism

[@countessroadkill9599]

I love that Jerma just assumes that Ooga and Booga Elbertson want to hang out with *him*. Plus, they'd have like... Millions of descendants at this point.

[@JacobKinsley]

They WOULD though

[@carlll7596]

wow, thats slightly more than $499k!

[@lockerbuddy2039]

That's kinda more expensive than $499,999.99! That's kinda cool

[@chainswordcs]

@@lockerbuddy2039 r/mildlyinteresting

[@JacobKinsley]

You could easily just make this by winning the lottery, or working a 500k a year job for a year. Not that impressive tbh

[@cerealsauce420]

never thought i'd laugh so hard at someone imagining what the afterlife is like

[@milestailprower]

2:02 Mr. Green drinks some whiskey saying he is smart like you

[@J0seph_Mother]

Jerma is the only guy I know that will stream a game and talk about anything but the game

[@stab456]

I had a movie dream. It was about people that could like see bits of the future. I starred as the protagonist, a dashing brown haired man (mines red irl), who carries a device in a briefcase along with him. The device is a rather large slate grey oblong shape with multicolored buttons all over, kind of looking like a max level Simon says. And much like a Simon says, the buttons beep and light up. By attempting to push the buttons that light up as fast as possible like a game of whack a mole, the protagonist is able to enter a trance like state, where reaction times shorten, and eventually, the protagonist begins pressing the correct buttons, before they light up, completing the process and engaging his predictive superpower. He uses this ability to act as an average guy superhero, preventing crimes, earning money, that kind of stuff, but in his endeavors, he starts getting glimpses of at first a cloud, that over time begins to more clearly resemble a woman. Protagonist eventually meets said woman upon doing another superhero moment, and learned she has basically the same ability he has, which led them too eventually meeting. And also banging Don't have a climax or ending to it, cuz I woke up, but it seemed like a cool idea to dream me I guess.

[@JacobKinsley]

That's actually a really amazing dream. Better than peep the horror. Why did peep the horror become popular again?

[@JacobKinsley]

I had a movie dream of an ardman animated film about pirates. I woke up and it was real. What was weird was that I had no idea it existed in any capacity beforehand.

[@YoRHaFox]

Would kill to see Jerma struggle through the first 4 silent hill games. Would be a sight to be hold. Glorious some may say

[@thelegalsystem]

Jerma converts to Mormonism (Real)

[@iminumst7827]

The afterlife sounds like a really cool idea if you don't think about it for very long.

[@samt3412]

Even on the base assumption that heaven is, at the bare minimum, a place filled with a bunch of good dead people spanning millenia, I think that's pretty cool. You could sit around and learn everyone's life story, and you would never be done doing just that because there's so many people. None of us have any idea what it's like up there (considering it's the best place ever and there's no way for us to be able to know what that's like), but I think Jerma's selling it short.

[@captainspaceman420]

And if you think very very long about it, it becomes cool again. Eternal bliss beyond our comprihention, AND I get to see grandpa again? Pretty cool if you ask me.

[@3three3three3three]

i really hope death is an eternal slumber of nothingness. human souls can get bored of anything after enough time. heaven would be hell.

[@skidaddleskidoodle1103]

@@captainspaceman420 You'll get bored eventually

[@Kacky]

@@skidaddleskidoodle1103 the point is that you won't lmao, you're thinking about it as if you'd be a regular human when in reality you'd be some level higher. Your mind would probably work differently

[@jagoz196]

We all are living in Planet Jerma

[@aturchomicz821]

Where Children rule the streets, look at the red flags monkaS

[@chisecrecy4974]

The nice British narrator at the end is talking about the struggles of live and the importance of seeing things from a different perspective while meanwhile this game has done nothing but make Jerma go on an insane existential rant about Mormonism and the afterlife

[@jaymamba45]

Local man refuses acceptance into heaven so he can watch Rick and Morty

[@aturchomicz821]

Based

[@timothyfinn3619]

Jerma's depiction of heaven sounds kinda like the one from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

[@arthur3816]

Germa talking about Disney infinity stream sounds like we might finally get the baseball stream

[@SehnsuchtYT]

"The dog from Lady and the Tramp"

[@Jovian12]

Oh god, the talk about heaven and hell had me in fucking stitches.

[@nof9395]

11:34 I hope jerma knows that his ancestors can hear him talking shit

[@CatSculptor]

looking forward to the stream where Jerma converts to mormonism and shows hole

[@vakk985]

"Can I put a stipulation on the asshole stream?" Is a real Jerma quote that exists

[@imBailout]

Happy Chatsgiving. I’m thankful for 2ndJerma uploads and not much else

[@ivox.]

Im a mormon now, thank you jerma!

[@TheSeabornGaming]

Dark Ooga and Great Great Great Drunk Uncle Frank is absolutely hilarious

[@chair2928]

Luckily the parts where jerma turns his head 360 degrees and crawls on the ceiling like a spider were edited out. Pretty spooky stuff.

[@Xzeihoranth]

Piano music is too high-functioning, and also the subconscious comes up with the most fantastic ideas in someone's dreams. As opposed to Jeremiah, whose subconscious makes him tell Siri he threw up in a hobo's mouth.

[@tuezzy3390]

I absolutely love how Jerma became Mormon for two seconds before breaking a rule and deciding it wasn’t worth the effort

[@chanceplumlee2174]

He hasn't been the same since Ballfondler

[@ender_king1670]

Is this a reposted video?! I swear this isn't the first time I've heard him decrying Disney Infinity and threatening us with his asshole.

[@gusj8844]

Your comment made my day. Thank you

[@ender_king1670]

@@gusj8844 Always good to hear I made someone happier. Even if for a mere moment. I hope you have a wonderful day. ^_^

[@JARGUN145]

This is gonna be hilarious because Jerma lacks object permanence

[@snailsaredumb9412]

Watching this is like rewatching a movie while you fall asleep for a bit every so often

[@umcaraaleatorioeggs3339]

So the ideal afterlife for Jerma is being a Space player from Homestuck?

[@armageddongirl612]

homestuck fan AND isaac pfp? jegus christ, i thought i was the only one

[@tvcompfy]

The whiplash this comment gives

[@hefdef9961]

no chatsprite i am not fucking crushing the GENESIS FROG with a rock, i spent like a week on this thing

[@brig7000]

Dark ooga is so fucking funny my humor is broken

[@boujee_lemonade]

"don't worry jerma you're not going to heaven"

[@AegisRick]

I bet you 500K that Dark Uga is going to be in the rumble.

[@jamesflameson]

The ending of this game had me in tears. It really hit home hard.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Jerma doesn’t know he can just day dream!

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

Jerma thinking he has any chance at after life and isn’t just gonna have his soul erased for all the horrors he’s committed is quite funny

[@seaherb02]

i love the intros they’re so perfect

[@kell_0741]

imo heaven is just miles of endless self sustaining grass fields, forests and rivers with food summoned at will and people doing what they love: music, art, gaming if thats your thing. Not misty void :(

[@jedidigha]

5:15 jerma just admitted to being able to lucid dream in command

[@basilicon.]

Still waiting for that Skylanders stream.

[@tropiccheekss]

i would be so fuckin hype but also why is disney infinity in the thumbnail-

[@ArrangedNoiseFan]

17:00 jerma noises

[@no-lifenoah7861]

FYI this translates to "it emits noises" according to Google

[@Rini2g]

Cursed comment

[@ArrangedNoiseFan]

9:31 someone should animate this

[@k.g.f.chapter2286]

Wow! The passage of time is inevitable!

[@JacobKinsley]

As you said this my phone time switched to the time where I need to finish my lunch break also bye I'm go

[@theelltrain8985]

“I very much enjoyed that, 6/10”

[@FYCY]

When I was a teenager I had a thought of what heaven was like and the only stipulation to get into heaven was you had to tell your dead family members everything you've ever masturbated to. This gave me extreme existential dread.

[@JacobKinsley]

My ancestors would probably clap knowing what my family were known for. NOT PEDOPHILIA or anything illegal like that if anyone is thinking that LMAO my grandparents just owned a lot of pornography

[@monosophy691]

Oh thatd be easy for me, all I get off to is the idea of men violently killing me

[@FYCY]

@@monosophy691 nice..?

[@JacobKinsley]

@@monosophy691 heck yeah brother

[@aturchomicz821]

There is no Europol in Heaven😋😋

[@Echo18th]

Bro i almost cried when I saw Disney infinity, those games are still my favorite in the whole world

[@josephpoulsen5447]

Sucks

[@Grapefruit5000]

I love this game. I need a sequel.

[@fardass3535]

I love when jerma is struggling in a game and reinvents some wierd cult religion. like mormon here and amish in ultrakill

[@DoctaM364]

Jerma becomes a Mormon pt 1

[@zonarde]

2:41 actually made me flinch

[@thekalajaclan1783]

Jerma makes me rub my feet together when I am high

[@Pendji]

The whole "taking really specific thumbnail photos" is basically internet etiquette. He recorded a fuckton of clips of him with a beard to use 2 years later

[@shwiftymemelord261]

haven is freedom from your mortal mind there is no dopamine need, no emotion whatsoever, it's just your soul and peace. i don't know what that feels like. but it will have to feel nice

[@skidaddleskidoodle1103]

So it just sucks?

[@shwiftymemelord261]

@@skidaddleskidoodle1103 no. heaven isn't allowed to suck

[@skidaddleskidoodle1103]

If afterlife is just you as a soul flying around and doing nothing it pretty much means you don't exist

[@shwiftymemelord261]

@@skidaddleskidoodle1103 a soul flouting around not being bound by any mortal coil is existing. It's just another plane of existence

[@skidaddleskidoodle1103]

@@shwiftymemelord261 You still don't do anything except floating around. As a soul you don't have a nose to smell, skin to feel, eyes to see, tongue to taste, or ears to hear. You just exist.

[@Cyranek]

happy birthday miku!

[@gaminglol1167]

16:59 why does this remind me of the hungry shark theme?

[@TabooRetka701]

16:23 "Minus one planet" I like to think that this implies that the otherworldly godly forces heard jerma say a bad word and were like "ok, now he is not getting that planet!" And just fucking blow it up to dust

[@Quoise_]

Jermas description of obsession is exactly the same as mine😊

[@kwak0]

i love how he massively overestimates the amount of people that have ever been alive

[@carlll7596]

DARTH OOGA RISES

[@Quoise_]

My thoughts are exactly like Jermas and I’m not sure if that means I’m a pyscho or if Jerma is the most sane human

[@coryman125]

Jerma may not realise it, but his whole afterlife rant basically sums up a Jethro Tull album (A Passion Play). "Neither am I good nor bad, I'd give up my halo for a horn, and the horn for the hat I once had" It's all about how heaven is super boring but Hell is both boring and unpleasant, so he just wants to be reborn instead :)

[@JacobKinsley]

Least existential Jethro Tull fan (my dad is a Jethro tull fan and he talks about this kind of thing when he's drunk it's painful)

[@PartlySunny1999]

1:35 miku > impressionism

[@CheesinIndian]

5:04 jerma could have said anything. A Time Machine, a cure for cancer, a fix for the ozone layer. Nope. Plastic rope, guys.

[@postedonboard]

you know its good when the first thing he says is "thats the satan hour, isnt it"

[@Tgungen]

I can listen to this Schizo's existentialist philosophical arguments about hypothetical afterlife scenarios for hours, they are truly spiritually enlightening